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00:06All right, bitch.
00:09Bitch.
00:11Am I still delusional?
00:12Two badges.
00:13Check.
00:14$20,000 from the National Black Justice Coalition.
00:17Check.
00:18Cut Roxandruz.
00:19Again.
00:21Check.
00:26Hi, Roxandruz.
00:28How are you?
00:29Hi.
00:30I'm dying.
00:30Oh, my God.
00:33How's it going?
00:34It's going good.
00:35How are you feeling?
00:37So good.
00:38Good.
00:38This is War of the Snippers, honey.
00:41It is insane.
00:42Angeria cut off Roxie.
00:43Roxie cut off Angeria.
00:45And now Angeria cut off Roxie again.
00:48How do you actually feel?
00:51So, I expect this.
00:53I have the most badges, and I get that.
00:56As far as how I'm feeling, is that you are playing a different game than I'm playing.
01:03I don't believe it's just for badges.
01:04I'm not going to buy it.
01:06Um, so, I'm good.
01:09Well, no, Roxie, I...
01:10I'm good.
01:11No, wait, wait, no, because...
01:12I'm good.
01:14Bitch.
01:15Roxie is mad.
01:17What game do you think she's playing?
01:18I'm just asking.
01:19There was a lot that happened on stage tonight that I feel like was more acted out, because
01:24it's an easy pick.
01:25Literally, I expected you to just go, snip, snip, bitch, you got the most badges.
01:28Bye.
01:29Oh, no, no.
01:30It was too many dramatics.
01:31I didn't come here for all that.
01:34I swear, Roxie, like, I really didn't know what to do.
01:38I was not faking it.
01:39No, bitch, like, girl, I was stalling.
01:41I also owe God Mick, because she cut me off.
01:44So, girl, I didn't even know who I was going to choose.
01:46We're going to keep continuing to work.
01:48I can't get a badge next week, and that's no tea.
01:50What is the badge count?
01:51I ain't got one, so I don't know.
01:53I'm three.
01:54That's two.
01:54Two.
01:55Two.
01:55Two.
01:56Three.
01:57Oh, three, my queen.
01:58I'm not really good at anything, you guys.
02:00Let me just put that out there.
02:01No, not at all.
02:03Nina, how are you feeling?
02:04I didn't deliver, you know, and that sucks.
02:07I think you delivered.
02:07No, I think you delivered.
02:08But I didn't, you know, like, otherwise I'd have another badge.
02:11I'm sitting here with one badge.
02:12And then when you say you're not good at anything, and I'm really good at something, and I'm not
02:16rising to the top, it's frustrating to me.
02:19It was just luck.
02:20I just, not, I'm just, yikes.
02:28Let's get out of drag like this.
02:30At the beginning of this competition, I don't think anyone anticipated me excelling in these
02:36challenges.
02:36You want to see me take off my corset?
02:39So, I've been flying under the radar and sneaking to the top like a ninja.
02:44Ninja.
02:45And now, I feel so strong.
02:48Three, five, four, four.
02:50At the same time, absolutely, I am a target now.
02:53Mama, you get snipped.
02:54Oh, my God.
02:55I can just feel the eyes just glaring at me, and it feels good.
03:09The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills
03:15cosmetics, a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a $200,000 donation to the
03:22charity of their choice, courtesy of the Palette Fund, with extra-special guest judge,
03:28Colton Haynes.
03:30RuPaul's Drag Race is the best drag we win.
03:40Let's do it.
03:41Woo!
03:43Woo!
03:44Woo!
03:44Woo!
03:45Woo!
03:45Woo!
03:46Woo!
03:48We are more than halfway through the competition, and the game is so close right now, one badge
03:54could make all of a difference.
03:55So this week, I'm coming for the top spot.
03:58That's the only time I'll ever say something like that.
04:01Let me tell you something, I was doing a little math.
04:04Oh, my God.
04:05Oh, here you go, bitch.
04:06You know how, like, everyone's been blocking the one with the most badges, right?
04:10I was thinking about it, and there's three spots in the finale.
04:13So if you want to get to that spot, you should cut the people who have the same amount of
04:17badges
04:18as you.
04:19Then they can't get any higher if you block off the highest person.
04:24They're going to still have high.
04:25They're still going to have the highest badges.
04:26Girl, you just don't want to cut off this week.
04:30Hello, hello, hello.
04:34Good morning, Ladykins.
04:36Good morning.
04:38You've all been working tirelessly, and even the best queens can get a little emotional.
04:45But I'm here to remind you that when life gives you lemons, make fruit salad.
04:52Oh, pit crew.
04:53Oh!
04:56For today's mini-challenge, we're going to play a game of fruity patooty.
05:02Ooh.
05:03You need to move the contents of a beautiful fruit basket one piece at a time to fill an
05:09empty basket.
05:11By the way, all of the produce we're playing with today is considered fruit.
05:18The more you know.
05:19Of course.
05:20Now, the all-star that transfers the most fruit in 90 seconds wins.
05:25Now, here's the fun part.
05:27To carry the fruit, you can only use your...
05:30in between me down there.
05:32Oh!
05:34Today's winner will win immunity from being cut off by the ruby snippers tomorrow on the
05:40main stage.
05:41Oh, my God.
05:43This is crazy.
05:45Being the fun runner right now, I want the immunity.
05:47So bad.
05:49Let's play fruity patooty.
05:51Oh!
05:54Ready, set, go.
05:56Oh!
05:57Oh!
05:58Oh!
05:58Oh, yeah.
05:59Drop it.
06:00Yeah!
06:00Oh, wow.
06:02It looks really easy, but it is hard.
06:05Can you take it, Chanel?
06:06She can take it.
06:07It's not the large pieces of fruit.
06:10Oh!
06:10She got the eggplant.
06:11It's the small, itty-bitty ones that just kind of get lost in the walk.
06:16Get it!
06:17Get it!
06:17And then you have to drop it off in the basket, and if it bounces out of the basket,
06:21you're fucked.
06:24And you got to start over and run your ass back.
06:27You put seven pieces of fruit in that basket.
06:31Woo, bitch!
06:33Go.
06:33Ah!
06:34Woo!
06:35Ah!
06:37Yes!
06:38Oh, wow.
06:38She said it.
06:39Come on, girl.
06:40Child, listen.
06:40Running back and forth with the fruit between the legs is like when your tuck starts slipping
06:44and you try to punch it to the back of the main stage.
06:47Corn.
06:48Woo!
06:48My nuts!
06:49And Bruno, my God, he got that.
06:53Put it in there.
06:54It's too early for all that.
06:56Five pieces of fruit.
06:57Oh, yeah.
06:58She gonna mix that salad up now.
07:02Are you in position?
07:03Oh, I'm ready.
07:04I stay ready.
07:05Woo!
07:06Go.
07:07Oh!
07:08Oh, my God.
07:09Oh, wow.
07:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:12Oh, wow.
07:14Oh, yeah.
07:15Can you take it?
07:16Oh, I can take anything.
07:17I wouldn't want anybody else but Bruno to put fruit in me.
07:21You're no stranger to the produce section.
07:24Okay.
07:24Hey, just shove it in there.
07:25Come on, girl.
07:26Oh!
07:27Oh, wait a minute.
07:30Are you kidding me?
07:32Are you kidding me?
07:34I ain't no stranger to nothing in between my legs.
07:39But
07:40her face.
07:41Her face.
07:42Normally, when I put something up there, girl, I don't run from it.
07:45Squat.
07:46Squat.
07:46Okay.
07:48Go, go, go.
07:49Go, go, go, go.
07:51Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
07:54Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
07:56I'm a jock, I'm a jock.
08:00I've had to cut off two people now, so it's two people that I have not made the happiest in
08:04the world, so I need that immunity.
08:07Safe zone down.
08:08Here's the kiwi.
08:09Shove it in, girl.
08:15It's harder than it looks, you guys.
08:17Maybe back into it.
08:22Oh, fuck.
08:24Oh, no.
08:26Where is it?
08:26Get it in there.
08:28Bruno, shove it up there.
08:30All the way up in there.
08:35Oh, her shit is bananas.
08:40This ain't RuPaul's dragon fruit race.
08:43You got it.
08:44Oh, come on.
08:44Okay.
08:47You can do it.
08:48You can do it.
08:53Roxy's got quite a grip there.
08:55Here's the corn.
08:55That's right, Bruno.
08:57Watch your hand, Bruno.
08:59Roxy got that dump truck.
09:01Here comes a cucumber.
09:04I'm making pickles, Ru.
09:05Oh, my God.
09:07Oh, she sliced and diced that motherfucker.
09:11I mean, I've got meaty thighs, so that could be the problem.
09:15Avocado.
09:16And we got chips.
09:18I'm making fucking guacamole.
09:26Oh, my God.
09:28Oh, my God.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:30Oh, my God.
09:30Oh, my God.
09:31Of all the days to wear white pants.
09:33Oh, my God.
09:34All stars, you were all fresh and fruity, but one of you kept your thighs on the prize.
09:41With a total of nine pieces of fruit, the winner of today's mini challenge is Nina West.
09:50She's organic.
09:51That's right, and she's got the stains to prove it.
09:54Oh, my God.
09:55Condragulations.
09:56You've won immunity from getting cut off this week.
09:59My winning the immunity challenge keeps everybody who has three badges open for being cut off.
10:05This could be a power move.
10:06Thank you, pit crew.
10:08And remember to always rinse your fruit before you eat it.
10:12Because you never know where it's been.
10:17Bye, guys.
10:19Bye.
10:20Bye.
10:21Bye, guys.
10:24My all-stars, for this week's maxi challenge, you get to unleash your inner bitch.
10:29As we pay tribute to classic camp movies, like Valley of the Dolls, Mildred Pierce, Mommy Dearest, Dynasty, The Boys
10:39in the Band, All About Eve,
10:42the mirror-cracked, and Michelle Visage's favorite, Showgirls.
10:47In the original short film, Meeting in the Ladies' Room.
10:51Yay!
10:51Yay!
10:53Each of you will be co-starring in a scene with one of the biggest bitches working in Hollywood today.
11:01Me.
11:02Oh!
11:03Shut up!
11:05Shut up!
11:06Now, I'll leave you with your scripts.
11:08Your parts have already been assigned and created just for you.
11:13Oh.
11:14All-stars.
11:14Start your engines.
11:16And may the best drag queen win!
11:22Woo!
11:22Woo!
11:23Come on, pick me a highlighter.
11:25We are actors!
11:26This week's maxi challenge will be starring in the short film, Meeting in the Ladies' Room.
11:30So we're going to be acting with Rue.
11:32This does not happen every day.
11:33This is an honor.
11:34Literally.
11:35Is anybody nervous to act with her?
11:36Just a little.
11:37Of course.
11:38Just a little.
11:38No pressure!
11:39I'm so excited for this acting challenge because it's asking all of us to be larger-than-life,
11:45melodramatic, camp versions of ourselves.
11:47And Jerry, now that you know what the challenge is, do you think you've cut off the right person
11:50this week?
11:51Absolutely!
11:53Roxy is an actress.
11:54I'm good at being bitchy.
11:55Hey!
11:56See?
11:56It is important for me to do well in this challenge because we already know that the girls are
12:01no stranger to wanting to cut my ass.
12:03All right, let's go learn our lines.
12:04All right, we're going to be fine.
12:05And bitch, I just won, which puts an extra target right on my back again.
12:09So, there's no ifs, ands, or buts about it, bitch.
12:12I need to make sure that this performance is going to get me in that top two.
12:15Okay, Roxy Andrews, parody of Dynasty.
12:18You must be Roxy Andrews.
12:20Thank you for inviting me here, Ruth Paul.
12:22I love Dynasty.
12:23Dynasty is Diane Carroll, Joan Collins, the divas, the OGs, the goats.
12:28I got to kind of like tune back to season five, Roxy.
12:31You know, pageant, snarky, kind of I'm better than you kind of vibe.
12:35You know, it's going to be funny.
12:36And I couldn't have written any better for myself.
12:38What movie is your scene inspired by?
12:40So, Mommy Dearest and the fight scene with the reporter.
12:44They end up on the floor rolling around, which sadly is not in here, which would have been really great.
12:49I think it's going to be easy to go into bitch mode with this role because my general aesthetic definitely
12:53is the evil queen, the villain.
12:55But the reality is, I'm not a bitch.
12:57I'm just painted this way.
12:59I cannot fail because I haven't won a fucking badge.
13:02I can't be the Susan Lucci of the season.
13:06My scene is inspired by Valley of the Dolls, which I think is, like, Rue's favorite movie.
13:10Of course, of course.
13:10I mean, it's like, no pressure.
13:11It has been so long since I've gotten a badge placed on my beautiful lapel, and I still haven't raised
13:17a dollar for the Trevor Project.
13:19Is the toilet that way?
13:21Yes.
13:22However, this might be a really good week for me because this is what I do.
13:26I have done theater professionally, so I am prepped.
13:29I'm like an oiled race car, honey.
13:32Vroom, vroom.
13:33Vroom.
13:37Hi, everybody.
13:38Hi, everybody.
13:39Happy Saturday.
13:40Happy Saturday.
13:41Why is it square?
13:44Sister.
13:45I was like, ooh, I got a perfect wig for this game.
13:47Oh, my God.
13:48Wait, what is your thing again?
13:50Boys in the Band parody.
13:51It's about somebody smoking weed, and then it's late to the party, and then RuPaul's getting mad that I'm late
13:55to the party, and that I'm high.
13:56Y'all, look at Georgia's.
13:59Oh, my God.
14:00What is this wig?
14:01She definitely got to be high to put that on.
14:03What'd you get?
14:04Showgirls.
14:05Oh, we all know what that is.
14:07We all know what legendary strippers.
14:09I do have legit acting experience.
14:11Outside of Drag Race, I was told of, in Wizard of Oz and School Play, and they were like, oh,
14:16you just bark whenever you feel, you know.
14:17I was like, okay.
14:19Bitch, I was like a chihuahua.
14:22How do you feel after last week?
14:23I know you were kind of having a moment.
14:26No, I, last week was, like, really hard for me.
14:29You had some fun jokes.
14:30It's just you seemed more reserved.
14:32Before, I've seen you come out and, like, lay it all on the line.
14:36I was just like, damn, that's so sad to hear.
14:38Yeah.
14:38And I can't even communicate back because I'm going to cry.
14:41I don't even cry that much, so, like, having that emotion, I was, like, figuring that out.
14:45That's why Mick was, like, completely quiet and untucked.
14:47Yeah, no, I was literally, like, hiding my face because I was like, oh, my God, I cannot have someone,
14:50like, look at me.
14:51I was, like, hiding.
14:52I was like, we've all heard that boys don't cry.
14:55I even have it tattooed on me.
14:58I don't know if it's some, like, trans, like, toxic masculinity thing or something, but it really is, I don't
15:04know, rooted in me.
15:04I'm like, no, like, don't show that right now.
15:07You look up trans guy and it's just the most buff, masculine guy you've ever seen in your life.
15:11So I put a lot of pressure on myself to be what society tells us masculine is.
15:18There's no way I'm the only one that feels like that.
15:20So what am I doing hiding this away?
15:22I should be talking about it and opening it up to you guys.
15:25And I'm really glad, like, you are, like, opening it, like, right now.
15:28It's just important for us to, like, have, like, each other.
15:31Boys do cry gorge and that's fine.
15:34Yeah, thanks for listening.
15:36I love you guys.
15:37I'm going to get that tattoo crossed out.
15:40Hopefully it's, like, this is, like, a jumping point and I can just find a way to, like, keep pushing
15:44and get back into it.
15:45Let go.
15:56Okay, Georges.
15:58It's time to film Meeting in the Ladies' Room with Mother Ru.
16:01I think you should close the door, stay at the door and go, happy birthday, RuPaul, and then walk over.
16:05Okay.
16:06You know?
16:06Yeah.
16:06Honestly, I'm kind of nervous because she is so professional, so I need to make sure I'm professional, too.
16:12Happy birthday, RuPaul.
16:13You're late.
16:14What I am, RuPaul, is a 23-year-old stunning...
16:18Slower, slower.
16:19What I am, RuPaul, you know what I mean?
16:21Yes.
16:21You can just take your time because you are letting him have it.
16:27Okay.
16:28Yeah.
16:28RuPaul has been giving me so much great advice and these past couple weeks, I really have started to apply
16:33it to the challenges.
16:35What I am, RuPaul, is...
16:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's it.
16:39And I feel like my confidence with these acting challenges is through the roof right now.
16:43I feel like I will slay it.
16:44I got you, Ru.
16:47You on your mark there?
16:49There you go.
16:50Going into filming my scene with Ru, I am shit in my pants.
16:54Because I am not one of your fans!
16:59You are only fans.
17:01Oh, did I just say fans?
17:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:03Oh!
17:05I'm feeling a lot of pressure to make Ru proud because I feel like I still haven't done that so
17:11far in this competition.
17:12And that's kind of fucking with me in my head a bit.
17:15You're a charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent?
17:19You give away the joke too early.
17:21You're making talent the joke, but you should say, what's fresh?
17:24That's the joke, it's not the talent.
17:26Fresh?
17:27Yeah.
17:27Fresh!
17:28The parody I've got is from the movie, All About Eve.
17:31My character pretends to be an ingenue, but deep down she's a cold-hearted bitch who knows what she wants
17:36and she's not afraid to snatch it from anybody.
17:39So pretty accurate.
17:41I want to take over Drag Race!
17:46The champagne's burned.
17:48That's not champagne.
17:51The harder part of filming the scene with Ru Paul is not cracking up.
17:54Thank you, Miss Paul, for whatever this was.
18:01Fuck.
18:01Girl, I gotta get it together.
18:04Let's talk about your entrance.
18:06I was thinking, like, if I came in, turn, have my back turned, shut the door.
18:10Oh, I like that.
18:11I thought this was the ladies' room.
18:13Valley of the Dolls is high camp.
18:15Everything's drama.
18:17Like, pauses, breasts, looks.
18:19Leave away!
18:23And, you know, I think I'm doing that.
18:25It's great.
18:25It's great.
18:26I love it.
18:28Mama Ru.
18:30I got this $200,000 check.
18:33Hold on.
18:34Wait.
18:34Let me do that again.
18:35Yep.
18:35Okay.
18:36Go on.
18:37Yeah, you can walk through the door, or you can go around.
18:40No, it's fine.
18:40I want to do it the right way.
18:43I am parodying the film Mildred Pierce.
18:45It is very old Hollywood actress vibes, honey.
18:49So, you know, this is in my wheelhouse.
18:51She's an actress, darling.
18:52And then you can stop there and look at me in the theater way.
19:01Okay.
19:02That's what we're going to do.
19:03That's perfect.
19:04Okay, okay.
19:04That's what we're going to do.
19:05All right.
19:05Should we hit it and put it?
19:06Let's do it.
19:07Turn it and burn it.
19:07All right.
19:08All right.
19:08I feel like I released a lot of weird shit I had in my brain for the first time in
19:13so
19:13long, and I'm so ready for this parody of The Mirror Cracked.
19:17I mean, come on.
19:18Shady bitches.
19:19That's my type of humor, honey.
19:20Well, I see you've kept your gorgeous figure, and you've added so much to it.
19:26Doing this is real.
19:27It is literally my dream.
19:31Wait.
19:31Wait.
19:32Come back.
19:32Come back.
19:33I hate your suit.
19:37I didn't just have fun.
19:39Couldn't have come at a better time.
19:41The next one, all improv.
19:42Let's go.
19:43I'm not a stripper.
19:44I'm a dancer.
19:45And mama, I'm good.
19:46What dance is that?
19:48The electric googaloo.
19:48Okay.
19:49Showgirls is about strippers.
19:53So I think this is good for me.
19:54Just slow that part down.
19:56Okay.
19:56I'm not a stripper.
19:58I'm not a dancer.
19:59Wait a minute.
20:00What?
20:00Wait.
20:00What?
20:00You're not a dancer?
20:01What are you again?
20:02I'm a dancer.
20:03Let's walk through the door one more time, and we're going to determine what you are.
20:08I'm not a stripper, but a dancer.
20:09Okay.
20:10Got to go.
20:11Take one.
20:12Takes three.
20:13Ah!
20:13No.
20:26I felt really good during the filming.
20:28I was confident.
20:29I was present.
20:30I listened to my scene partner.
20:32I'm in a bed.
20:33And so, I'm hopeful that that performance pays off today.
20:37Chanel.
20:37Hmm.
20:38Girl, how was your scene?
20:40Ah.
20:42She didn't seem to be laughing too much.
20:44Oh, shit.
20:45It threw me off a bit.
20:46My charity that I've chosen is the Anxiety and Depression Association of America.
20:50It is very near and dear to my heart because I do experience anxiety.
20:54I don't feel overly positive going into this, though.
20:58I don't feel overly positive going into this, though.
21:13I do.
21:14Okay.
21:15I'm feeling better.
21:16I'm feeling better.
21:16Having fun with Rue and stuff made me, like, realize that.
21:18I just need to, like, let go.
21:20I just need to, like, let go.
21:33It was so fun.
21:35I mean, feeling really sad and feeling really alone is something that you can literally
21:40call Trans Lifeline about.
21:42They are here for you to talk it out.
21:46So, who has not been snipped yet?
21:48Me.
21:48Chanel.
21:49Hustique and Benji.
21:50I have not.
21:51Lucky bitch with your fucking immunity.
21:53I'm immune this week.
21:54And then, who has the most badges?
21:56Let's do that reminder, too.
21:57Okay.
21:59Wow.
22:00Look at Blastique.
22:01Look at Blastique.
22:02I know why we're bringing up the snippers.
22:05I love you, Blastique.
22:07Continue to crease.
22:08Come on.
22:08Okay, back to my mathematical equation yesterday.
22:11Let's not throw those out again.
22:13At this point, I have a huge target on my back.
22:15That's why I've been trying to sell my new math theory.
22:18Not the equation.
22:21Hopefully it works.
22:22So, Roxy and Angie.
22:25Oh, here come the shade.
22:27No, no, no, no.
22:28We're just making sure you guys are on better terms from, like, what happened on the couch when
22:31we left off.
22:33It wasn't about getting the snippers, because I expected it.
22:36I had the most badges.
22:37I felt like everybody would have snipped me.
22:38It was just, I was in my feelings.
22:40I just needed to sleep.
22:41And the next day, I was like, you know what?
22:43It probably wasn't an easy decision for her.
22:45Right.
22:46And I apologize.
22:47I can't tell people how to feel, you know, because I had an emotional week the week
22:50before.
22:50And some of y'all probably looked at me like, this bitch is fucking crazy.
22:53I think it'd be fun if Roxy and Angie just keep snipping each other the whole show.
22:56Oh, my God.
22:57Right.
22:57Whoever does it, don't take up too long tonight.
23:00Okay.
23:00First of all, bitch, it's not an easy decision when you up there.
23:04Just let me know so we can sit down.
23:06Ha!
23:22Come on, pins.
23:26Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars, Michelle Visage.
23:32You used to be in the girl group Seduction.
23:35You used to be big.
23:36I am big.
23:38It's my breasts that got small.
23:40Oh.
23:42He's the crystal to my Alexis.
23:45Style superstar Carson Kressley.
23:48Blake is my husband and has been for a long time.
23:51Stay away from him.
23:52Do I make myself clear?
23:54Crystal clear.
23:56And our extra special guest judge, Colton Haynes.
24:00Are you ready for your close-up, darling?
24:02Well, I brought my Vaseline, Ru, so let's do it.
24:07This week we challenge our All-Stars to get slap happy in the most divalicious acting challenge ever.
24:14And tonight on the runway, category is Widow Weep for Me.
24:18All-Stars, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
24:28The category is Widow Weep for Me.
24:31Up first, Nina West.
24:33They call her the Widow Von Don't.
24:36I am living my Disney Haunted Mansion fantasy, walking down the runway in this look.
24:41At the bottom are all of my former lovers who have died.
24:44Oh!
24:45Oh, excuse me.
24:46Then I reveal to my wedding dress, because I'm done crying over that man and I'm ready to find another.
24:51Talk about a mood swing.
24:55Up next, Roxy Andrews.
24:57Oh!
24:58Lizzie Borden for Dion Van Thurstenberg.
25:01Baby, the Widow doll is walking down the runway, sporting this corseted, gorgeous wedding gown.
25:07I have blood dripping all down my chest, baby, because I just killed my husband right before the honeymoon.
25:12Okay, I don't want that dick.
25:13I want your coins, and I cut his ass.
25:15And I feel beautiful!
25:16The name on everybody's warrant is going to be Roxy.
25:22Up next, Angeria Paris Van Michaels.
25:26My, what a tangled web behind your weave.
25:28I'm giving you Black Widow fantasy, bitch.
25:32Built into my hair, I have an urn, honey.
25:34It's where I keep all of my dead husband's ashes.
25:37I done captured them in my web, and I done killed them.
25:39And then that's how I become a widow.
25:41You know, she ate her last husband.
25:44Up next, Plastique Tiara.
25:47Oh, my God.
25:49For this runway, I am wearing a traditional Vietnamese custom-printed silk al-yai,
25:55which is our ceremonial attire for any special occasion.
25:58It is honestly a piece of art, but also a piece of me.
26:03My culture, and everything that I am.
26:05Is the train still running?
26:07Yeah, apparently it is.
26:11Up next, Chanel.
26:13Do not buy an apple from this woman.
26:15I was going to say that.
26:17I start walking down the runway in my huge black cover-up as this sad widow.
26:23And then when I get to the end of the runway, it comes off,
26:26and I am now able to rejoice in all of the wealth that I have gained from my now-dead
26:32husband.
26:32Thanks for the inheritance, Daddy.
26:38Up next, Georges.
26:40Oh, dear.
26:42As I'm walking down the runway, I'm crying in this tissue.
26:45Oh, with those diamonds?
26:47Oh.
26:47And then I reveal into this sickening red corset dress that's fitting my body so right.
26:53So even though my husband's dead, I am living my best life.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58She puts the fun in funerals.
26:59Yes.
27:02Up next, we've got Mick.
27:04You heard of the red carpet.
27:05This is the red tar pit.
27:08I designed this look, and then Marco Marco executed it.
27:11It's a melting candelabra widow ghost situation, and I'm living.
27:18Girl, I'm not just going to the funeral.
27:19I am the funeral.
27:20This is why we need to eliminate fossil fuels.
27:25Up next, Miss Vanjie.
27:29The bastard done died.
27:30I'm giving you lace, body-ody-ody, fake fur coat.
27:34Oh, I see.
27:34This is a New Orleans funeral.
27:36New Orleans.
27:37New Orleans.
27:38This is how you come to the funeral.
27:39Sexy.
27:40Because now that the bastard died, you've got to find your new husband.
27:42Secure that check.
27:44I think she fucked her husband to death.
27:46I think you're right.
27:57Welcome, queens.
27:58It's time for the world premiere of Meeting in the Ladies' Room.
28:06After a busy day on the set, I like to treat myself to a long, hot, thick, black cup of
28:14coffee.
28:16Black butter coffee.
28:19It's good.
28:20Cut.
28:21Take five, Ru.
28:22Oh, great.
28:29Sorry.
28:34I thought this was the ladies' room.
28:36Well, I don't see any ladies.
28:38So, let's come to this.
28:40The great Ru Paul doing coffee commercials.
28:44You know, I could always get you a part playing my grandmother.
28:48I already turned down the parts you're playing.
28:52There's only one star of a Nina West show, and that's Nina West.
28:56And that's me, baby.
28:57Remember?
28:58They drummed you right out of hairspray.
29:01So you come crawling back to drag race.
29:03Well, drag race doesn't go for cheap wigs and cha-cha heels.
29:08Now, move your ass, because I got a man waiting for me.
29:12And if by man you mean Michelle Visage, that's a switch from the queens you're usually stuck working with.
29:19Well, at least I never got guys with one.
29:21You take that back!
29:28Ru Paul!
29:30Michelle!
29:32Nidalee!
29:38Is the toilet that way?
29:39Yeah, get out.
29:44Hello.
29:48You must be Roxy Andrews.
29:51Thank you for inviting me here, Ru Paul.
29:55That's Ru Paul.
29:56And I didn't invite you.
29:58You were summoned.
30:00I heard you've been asking questions about me for a magazine expose.
30:05What have you heard?
30:06That you caused a stock market crash of 1929.
30:10From 1942 to 1957, you danced in a Tijuana donkey show.
30:17I love that donkey.
30:18Under the name of Cupcake.
30:20Andrew replaced Michelle Visage with an AI robot three seasons ago.
30:25Ha ha ha ha ha.
30:27Condragulations, Roxy Andrews.
30:29Only two of those things were true.
30:34This champagne is burnt.
30:37Oh, darling.
30:37It's not champagne.
30:39It's my urine sample.
30:40You bitch!
30:45It takes one to know one.
30:53Thank you, Miss Paul.
30:55For whatever this was.
30:59Validate my parking?
31:17Mama Roo.
31:19And Jerry, what you doing up in here?
31:20I just found this prize check for $200,000.
31:24And I'm taking it for myself.
31:26You'd do anything for money, wouldn't you?
31:28Even blackmail.
31:30What did you call me?
31:32And Jerry, what's gotten into you?
31:33With this check, I can get away from you.
31:35And these terrible queens.
31:37And your cheap perfume.
31:38And I ain't lying.
31:40My perfume ain't cheap.
31:42And Jerry, I feel like I'm seeing you, really seeing you for the very first time.
31:46And you're horrible and gorgeous.
31:50You think just because you're a drag queen, you can get some new hair and expensive gowns
31:55and turn yourself into a lady?
31:57Yes.
31:58That is the definition of a drag queen, dear.
32:01Now, give me this check.
32:05Nobody gonna get this eye line.
32:14Uh-huh.
32:15Now, get out.
32:17Get out before I eliminate you!
32:20Would you consider donating to the drag defense fund?
32:39Ramon, did you get my note?
32:42I ain't no note.
32:43What note?
32:44I want to take over Drag Race.
32:47After everything I've done for you, don't you know this show was created for me?
32:51It might have been 16 years ago when your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent was...
32:57fresh?
32:58Huh.
32:59You know, Michelle was right about you.
33:01You've been studying me like an online makeup tutorial.
33:04But you can't take away my show.
33:05Uh-uh.
33:06You ain't gonna take away my show.
33:07I already have.
33:09I already have.
33:10The network thinks millions of TikTok fans might agree.
33:13So do Ross and Carson.
33:15I had a lot of fun persuading them together.
33:18And it wasn't over brunch.
33:22You do all of that for a reality competition series?
33:25I do a lot more for a TV show this good.
33:28Ha-ha-ha-ha!
33:30Over my dead body.
33:33That won't be necessary.
33:38You...
33:41Hey, hey!
33:45Tighten your tuck.
33:46It's gonna be a bumpy night.
33:49Can I still get the drink tickets you promised?
33:51This is all you gonna get.
33:53Ah!
33:54Bye, bitch.
33:55Drag Race Vietnam.
33:56Here I come.
33:57I guess.
33:57Or not.
34:04Excuse me.
34:05I really need to pee.
34:06Chanel.
34:07Why did you deliberately defy me?
34:10I'm sorry, what?
34:12You embarrassed me in front of a reporter.
34:14A reporter.
34:16Wait, are we doing a bit?
34:18I don't ask much from you, girly.
34:21Okay, this is a bit.
34:23Okay.
34:24Why did you invite me to All Stars?
34:27All Stars, why did you invite me to All Stars?
34:33You're the great Chanel, the first queen to walk into the workroom.
34:37But if I'm so great, then why won't you treat me like I would be treated by any tourist on
34:44the Las Vegas Strip?
34:46I think that was my line, but just go ahead.
34:49Because I am not one of your only fans!
34:57You just love to make me hit you, don't you?
35:02That was definitely my line, bitch!
35:07I am not mad at you, RuPaul.
35:10I am mad at this bitch!
35:15Can I go pee now?
35:18Yeah, it's right over there.
35:25Happy birthday, RuPaul.
35:28Georges, you're stoned.
35:29Excuse me?
35:30I clearly told you to be here at approximately 8.30-8.31.
35:36You're late.
35:37Well, I am, RuPaul.
35:39Is a 23-year-old stunning, hot-ass Texas drag queen.
35:43And if it takes me a minute to pull my look together,
35:46and if I smoke a little grass before I decide to show this gorgeous mug to the world,
35:50it's nobody's damn business but mine.
35:53And how are you today?
35:58You know you're absolutely stunning.
36:00I know, right?
36:01I mean, you look terrible, and I'm absolutely stunned.
36:08I didn't feel a thing.
36:15I didn't even feel a thing.
36:17Okay, I felt that one.
36:20You know what?
36:22You know what?
36:25Bet you didn't see that one coming.
36:27Don't look down at me.
36:31Can I get your autograph?
36:32It's for my parole officer.
36:33Oh, sure.
36:36Parole officers just love me.
36:37Oh, perfect.
36:38You know, everybody in the penal system, they just adore me.
36:41Oh, my God, thank me, too.
36:52I thought this was the ladies' room, not the trolls' after-party.
36:57Why, God, Mick, what a delightful surprise.
37:02Rue, darling, you look good.
37:05Of course, the lights are dim in here.
37:08Any dimmer, and I need a seeing eye dog.
37:10Don't bother, dear.
37:12With that face, you could play Lassie.
37:15Oh, that's right.
37:16You already did.
37:17I see you've kept your gorgeous figure, and you've added so much to it.
37:22What are you doing here?
37:24I thought the free clinic was across the street.
37:26I heard this was your funeral.
37:28And I assumed there'd be an open casket and an open bar.
37:33You know what they say, once a drag queen, always a drag queen.
37:38Oh, I'm familiar with the saying, but what does that have to do with you?
37:42Oh, Rue, you are one of my oldest, oldest friends.
37:47Chin up, pulse of them.
37:51God, Mick, you know there are two things I dislike about you?
37:55Your face.
38:02By the way, I hate that suit.
38:05Coming from you, that's a compliment.
38:13Hey, Mama.
38:14You like my dress?
38:15It's for sake.
38:17Well, well, well.
38:18If it ain't Miss Fangie.
38:20Back from stripping at the cougar.
38:23You don't know me.
38:25I'm not a scripper.
38:26I'm a dancer.
38:27And Mama, I'm good.
38:32I don't know how good you are, darling.
38:34But if you're working at the cougar, it ain't dancing.
38:38I also do nails.
38:39I could do your nails.
38:41Look at them.
38:42Look at them.
38:43I'm getting a bit too old for that whorey look.
38:46You said it, not me.
38:48And I'm not no whore.
38:49You are a whore, darling.
38:51We all are.
38:53We take the check.
38:54We cash the check.
38:56We show them what they want to see.
38:58A check?
38:59Mama, this ain't $19.95.
39:01I get paid on the phone.
39:06What's that smell?
39:08Mm-hmm.
39:09It's doggy chow.
39:10You want some?
39:11It's delicious, delicious, delicious.
39:14Whoa.
39:15Oh, go, go.
39:15No, thanks.
39:16Nice tits, by the way.
39:18It's amazing what paint and a surgeon can do.
39:23Hold on, let me get myself together.
39:25I told you I'm not a whore.
39:27Ah!
39:29My glass eye!
39:31This bitch did knock my glass eye out!
39:34Whoops, I gotta go!
39:35She done...
39:35Yo, somebody help me!
39:37This bitch did knock my glass eye out!
39:40What a terrible thing to happen to such a great star, RuPaul.
39:45Well, can I sneak you out the back?
39:48I'll go out the way I came in.
39:53Hey, Ru, what are you...
39:56Wait just a minute, RuPaul.
39:57Oh!
40:16Come here.
40:17Come here.
40:18Come here.
40:34Welcome, queens.
40:35Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
40:37Up first, Nina West.
40:39This look, I could talk till I'm blue in the face.
40:41You know, I love all the macabre Victoriana of it all.
40:45Very polished and successful piece.
40:48Thanks, Carson.
40:49In your meeting in the ladies' room, from the minute you walked in, I was riveted.
40:52It was just enough over the top where it needed to be.
40:55You could have not had any lines and you still would have shined.
40:57You were very prepared, you were present, and you were very funny.
41:02Up next, Roxy Andrews.
41:05You were breathtaking in that scene.
41:07I mean, I was laughing the whole time.
41:08The look, the hair was ridiculous, and I really loved your performance.
41:12I would have loved maybe a little more over the top just because I love camp.
41:16But let's move on to this runway look.
41:19This is so smart, you know, because when you think of, like, Widow and Weeping, you automatically
41:24go to dark and dreary.
41:26You did white.
41:26It was one of my favorite looks of the night.
41:28Was there anything you had planned that you didn't get to do in the scene?
41:32No, I drank your piss sample and, uh...
41:35Genius.
41:36Up next, Angeria.
41:38You gave us something really beautiful, a gorgeous silhouette, and then you camped it
41:42up with the urn detail and the web.
41:44Just really fun to look at.
41:46Your physical comedy was just on a whole other level.
41:50There was a moment where, after Rue had slapped you, the way you walked off, it was perfect.
41:55You know what the Angeria character is.
41:58And guess what you brought Angeria to the scene.
42:01You're a natural.
42:03Up next, Plastique.
42:05For me, the highlight in the meeting in the ladies' room was after you got slapped and
42:08you sounded like you just got a tooth hole.
42:10That was a funny choice.
42:11And this look.
42:13Meh.
42:14No, I'm kidding.
42:16Obviously.
42:17It's just breathtaking.
42:18They need to build a coliseum in Vegas just for this outfit.
42:23I could slap you.
42:25One more time.
42:28Up next, Chanel.
42:29The first thing I wrote was, please beat me with a wire hanger, Mommy, please.
42:33Let's do it.
42:34Yeah.
42:35I'm into it.
42:36The wardrobe choice was the perfect look.
42:39I mean, I was like, Barbara, please, please, Barbara.
42:42And this look tonight is so rich and weirdly tasteful.
42:47And that doesn't happen a lot with these looks because it's so easy to go overboard with them.
42:51You know, it was interesting because I don't know if you were nervous, but I didn't feel
42:55you connect with me during the scene.
42:58What was that?
42:59I think I've struggled in the competition.
43:01I was on this show so many years ago.
43:04There comes a time where you start to feel like, maybe I just can't keep up with everybody.
43:08But let me tell you this.
43:09We all have this voice, but we don't let it drive the car.
43:14Bitch, you are one of the most famous drag queens in the world.
43:18And you have been for over 15 years.
43:22You are so fabulous.
43:25You are so fabulous.
43:25And that's the only thing you have to remember.
43:27Can I get an amen up in here?
43:28Amen.
43:30Up next, Georges.
43:32This is exactly how I would think that Georges would do a funeral.
43:37Try to be all serious, and then you'd have to be a hoochie in the end.
43:42What I loved about your meeting in the ladies' room is that since we had this little breakthrough
43:45in our roast challenge, I feel like a little proud auntie because I see you going for it.
43:50Normally, you would have been really self-conscious, and you had a really good time.
43:54You delivered.
43:54Yes, thank you, Michelle.
43:57You're welcome.
43:58And what was the story with that wig?
44:00I was like, I need some crazy, campy shit.
44:02And I literally pulled it out of the box, and it was shaped like a box.
44:05I'm like, perfect.
44:10I loved it.
44:11It was so dumb.
44:14Up next, drip, drip, bitch.
44:17Got Meg.
44:18Hi.
44:19Honestly, this is so beautiful.
44:20This melting wax that lights up, and wow, wow, wow.
44:25Is that all rubber?
44:26Yes, it's all latex.
44:28We did, like, little parts at a time.
44:29It's unbelievable.
44:30God, Meg, comedy or really just acting in general really feels like it comes so naturally to you.
44:35Yeah, I thought it was a confident and comfortable performance.
44:38Like in the original movie, they're like frenemies.
44:39They're kind of being complimentary in a bless her heart kind of way.
44:42You gave it a nice, different twist.
44:44In the mirror cracked, they're doing cutting disguised as sweet.
44:47You did cutting, no disguise.
44:50Yeah.
44:53Up next, Miss Vanjie.
44:56You look incredibly sexy tonight.
44:59Just so beautiful.
45:00I think all of us were kind of gooped watching you walk away.
45:03You got the best movie to do.
45:08Have you ever seen it?
45:09I have seen it, yes, like twice.
45:11Okay.
45:12It was definitely a new interpretation.
45:14Showgirls is also one of my favorite films, and it definitely was a different interpretation.
45:17But I know what I'm going to the Vanjie show for, and I'm going to see you, and you are
45:20just fucking hilarious.
45:22The only note that I think will help you in future acting endeavors is relax and settle into the material.
45:28I feel like you're always looking like, did I do it right?
45:30Am I done?
45:31Can I move on to the next scene?
45:32Now, Carson's right.
45:33You're not supposed to do that.
45:34Well, right, but my mama always say, you know, look at who you're talking to.
45:37I'm going to put it on her ass.
45:40Thank you, All Stars.
45:41I think we've heard enough.
45:42While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
45:46You may leave the stage.
45:50All right, now, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
45:53We are looking for the top two All Stars of the week.
45:57Nina West, from the minute she flew in the room to the minute she left, had me riveted.
46:02It was so funny.
46:03It was so camp.
46:04It was so Valley of the Dollicious.
46:07I couldn't take my eyes off of her.
46:09And then the runway, I thought, was strong.
46:10It was a tiny bit costumey for me.
46:12I didn't mind it because of the theme.
46:15Now, had it been a more fashion-oriented theme, I would have had a problem with it.
46:19But Nina delivers.
46:20It is so natural, I think, for Gottmik, every time she is doing an acting challenge.
46:24And I think that she continues to level up her game.
46:26I really, really enjoyed the performance.
46:28I agree.
46:29And I think that her look just was exquisite.
46:32Listen, her looks are always elevated, fully realized, and incredibly executed.
46:36Part of the fun with Miss Vanjie is you don't know what you're going to get, but you actually
46:40know what you're going to get.
46:41And she got the best movie of all time.
46:43She got Showgirls.
46:44And she did it the way she was going to do it.
46:46And I was here for that.
46:48Just an absolute star.
46:49And I couldn't stop laughing.
46:51I loved it.
46:51The issue is that Vanjie's technique is to shoot in the dark as many rounds as possible,
46:56hoping to hit something.
46:58Well, she could really hit it every single time without so many spare bullets.
47:03But on the runway, oh my gosh, she's doing it right.
47:07Yeah.
47:07Because it looked fantastic.
47:09Now, Angeria was one of my favorites tonight, Ru.
47:12She really knew what she came in there to do.
47:14She commanded the camera and then was funny on top of it with the slaps, with the presentation,
47:19with falling off her feet and fricking herself back up.
47:22Yeah, Angeria's performance was 10 out of 10.
47:24And Charlotte, wherever she is, somewhere is pissed because, like, it's now going to be
47:28called Angeria's Web.
47:30That look was stunning.
47:31Yeah, it was campy.
47:32It was fun.
47:33It was gorgeous.
47:33She knows what she's doing.
47:35You ain't lying.
47:38All right, silence.
47:39I have made my decision.
47:41Bring back my all-stars.
47:49Welcome back, all-stars.
47:51Based on your Meeting in the Ladies' Room performances and your Widow Weep for Me runway presentations,
47:59I've made some decisions.
48:02The top two all-stars of the week are...
48:09Nina West.
48:11And Angeria Paris VanMichaels.
48:19You've each earned a beautiful benefactricism badge, and you're both one step closer to winning
48:27the $200,000 grand prize for your charity, courtesy of the Palette Fund.
48:33Ladykins, the rest of you may take a seat.
48:36Good luck, good luck, good luck, ladies.
48:38Let's have fun.
48:38Let's have fun.
48:39Let's have fun, Miss Kia.
48:43To all-stars, stand before me.
48:46This is your chance to impress me,
48:49win $10,000 for your charity,
48:52and earn the power
48:53to cut off
48:55one of your fellow queens
48:57from receiving
48:59a beautiful benefactric's badge
49:01next week.
49:04Time's come
49:06for you
49:08to lip-sync
49:09for
49:10your
49:11charity.
49:14Good luck
49:15and don't
49:17fuck
49:18it
49:19up.
49:42I got a vibe on you the first time that I saw you, saw you.
49:46I need your love, and I won't bring no pain, pain.
49:49A little buddy told me that you'd build a shank game.
49:53I'm for the real, and for you I'm true blue.
49:56Let's make a deal, sugar.
49:58All I wanna do is be your one and only lover.
50:03I just want to be your lover.
50:09I just want to rock the world.
50:20I just want to rock the world.
50:28cause I got a vibe on you the first time that I saw you.
50:31Oh, oh, oh.
50:34When the push comes to shove, and you need a little love,
50:38let me put some rock into your way.
50:40Woo!
50:41I wanna be your lover.
50:44Woo!
50:44Woo!
50:44Woo!
50:44Woo!
50:44Woo!
50:45Woo!
50:46All stars.
50:48Woo!
50:56Woo!
50:56Woo!
50:56Woo!
50:56Woo!
50:58Woo!
51:00Woo!
51:03You've won a cash tip of $10,000 for your charity,
51:08the National Black Justice Coalition.
51:10Woo!
51:11Woo!
51:12Woo!
51:12Yes, honey, this is my second win in a row.
51:14I done raised $30,000 so far for my charity.
51:18This feels good.
51:19Nina West, as it turns out, you didn't need
51:22to use the immunity you earned this week.
51:25So, we're giving you $2,500 for your charity,
51:30The Trevor Project.
51:31Thank you so much.
51:32Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
51:34Thank you so much.
51:34And Nina, you are safe to slay another day.
51:37Thank you, Mama.
51:38Please step to the back of the stage.
51:41Beautiful!
51:42Yeah, Nina!
51:45Queens, please join Angeria on stage.
51:54Angeria.
51:55With great power comes great responsibility.
51:59Using the ruby snippers, you need to cut off one of your fellow queens from receiving a beautiful benefactor's badge
52:10next week.
52:12Angeria, which sister will you scissor?
52:18Here we are again, girl. I got to cut somebody else.
52:21See, I really don't have to think about this one too much because I already know who I'm going to...
52:26No, I'm just playing.
52:28Oh, my God.
52:30I got you.
52:31You did.
52:31I did.
52:32I do realize that the obvious choice here is to cut plastic.
52:37Not only does she have for three badges, but also mama ain't never been snipped.
52:42You was doing all that math earlier.
52:44I'm really dumb and I just don't know what's going on.
52:47That's what they all say.
52:49The math plastic was thrown out.
52:51It does make a little sense.
52:52If you cut a person that has the same number of badges as you, it would stop those people from
52:56getting ahead of you, okay?
52:59And I learn.
53:10Snip, snip, bitch.
53:19Why me?
53:20Like, what?
53:21The gag.
53:22The gag.
53:23The gag.
53:24Wow.
53:25Got Mick.
53:26Next week, you can compete and even win.
53:29But Angeria has cut you off from earning a beautiful benefactricism badge.
53:37What's that?
53:39Contragulations, all-stars.
53:40And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you going to love somebody else?
53:43Can I get an amen up in here?
53:45All right, now let the music.