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Best Medicine - Season 1 - Episode 03: Take Me Out of the Ballgame
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00:14looking good junior hey you ready to take down bar harbor on saturday that's the plan oh yeah
00:21all right well let's see how the mosquito star player could do against the hall of famer come
00:27up okay hey bud hey you pitched a great game last week man i love cheering you on buddy keep
00:33it up
00:33all right i used to pitch for the skeets back in the day young gun you know i don't know
00:38if you've
00:38ever heard i was known far and wide for the milo hi-lo you think you can handle that pitch
00:43bring it
00:44on
00:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:15Oh, no.
01:25Good morning, guys.
01:27So, listen, I feel like I just, um,
01:30I have to get really real with you guys.
01:33Like, no gimmicks, no puns, just, like, me and you talking.
01:39So here's the thing.
01:41My mom has been dating this loser, I call him Dumb Dumb,
01:46for, like, six months now.
01:49And last night at dinner, she tells me
01:51that he's moving in, like, past the potatoes,
01:55you have a new dad.
01:56So I made the decision to move out,
02:00and I am not talking with her right now,
02:03which is why I appreciate this community now more than ever.
02:07What God's name are you doing here?
02:09I have a new show.
02:12Coffee with Elaine, unfiltered, no sugar.
02:15Great, I'm sure it'll be a big hit.
02:16No, I mean, why are you here, sleeping on my sofa?
02:19I moved out of my house.
02:21Yeah, well, move back in.
02:22I already have one unwanted house guest.
02:24I don't need another.
02:28Do you guys remember when I was telling you
02:30about my amazing boss, who's almost like a father figure?
02:35Well, he died.
02:38So now I'm stuck with this guy.
02:55Good morning.
02:58Don't let the dog in.
03:00Good morning, Sarah.
03:02You should really name that dog.
03:04I'm not giving him a name, and I'm not giving him a home.
03:06What's going on here?
03:08Oh, I'm not.
03:08Clearly, I have a trespasser.
03:10Call the police.
03:12Why are you here?
03:13Oh, I cut my finger on a rusty old lobster trap, want to see?
03:17Yeah, no, Elaine will take care of it.
03:19I should give you a tetanus shot, though.
03:20That Eddie McCroy.
03:22He's been getting into my lobstering territory again.
03:27So I've had to start cutting off his boys.
03:30You're still feuding with him?
03:31When will this madness end?
03:33When he's dead.
03:34I'm going to knock him out, and then I'm going to
03:36stuff him in an old rusty lobster trap,
03:39and then I'm going to throw him overboard.
03:41I should give you a rabies shot, too.
03:42You're foaming at the mouth.
03:49What do you think?
03:50I mean, is it cute, or does it look like I'm trying too hard?
03:54I think it's adorable.
03:56Really?
03:56Yeah.
03:57I mean, maybe we look better belted.
03:59Louisa, I know we're the gays, but it's time you knew the truth.
04:04We don't know anything about fashion.
04:06Um, speak for yourself.
04:07Twenty years ago, when I was you-know-who's private chef,
04:10designers, stylists were coming in and out,
04:12and one night I was making dinner for her.
04:15It's killing you, isn't it?
04:16Yes.
04:17Never sign an NTA.
04:18It's a prison you will never be free from.
04:20Don't you have any female friends you can talk fashion with?
04:23Well, I mean, there's Nicole.
04:26Um, she moved to Missoula.
04:28And then Corinne, but then she had the twins, so...
04:31And then I guess Mark just kind of became my-my whole world.
04:35Well, I don't know, Zip, about fashion,
04:37but I do know that women need female friends,
04:41if for no other reason,
04:42so we can bitch about all the stupid, ignorant,
04:44immature, insensitive stuff that men do.
04:48Present company excluded.
04:49Of course.
04:51But isn't it a little weird?
04:52I mean, how am I supposed to go about
04:54finding a best friend at my age?
04:56I don't know.
04:58Maybe at the victory party,
05:00when we celebrate our win against Bar Harbor all night long!
05:05Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
05:06Bye, 12-year losing streak!
05:08Bye, Bar Harbor!
05:10Victory is within our ground!
05:13Yes!
05:13The woodpeckers!
05:17Eddie McCroy, what are you doing here?
05:21Why don't you and your hat go back to Bar Harbor,
05:24where you belong?
05:25I can set my traps anywhere I want.
05:28How about you shut your trap and get the hell out of here?
05:31Okay, okay, let's all calm down
05:33and maybe save this enthusiasm for the baseball diamond.
05:36Fine.
05:37Fine.
05:38Go, mosquitoes, and get this pecker out of here.
05:41It's woodpecker, and you know that!
05:47This is bad!
05:49I'll handle the diagnosis.
05:50Thank you, Elaine.
05:51I messed up, Doc.
05:52Junior's the Skeeter, star player,
05:54strongest arm, biggest bat,
05:56but I should have known that the Milo-Hilo
05:58could still defeat the best!
06:00This is the first time in over a decade
06:01we even had a shot at beating Bar Harbor.
06:03Yeah, if it's all right with the Greek chorus,
06:05I'd like to talk to the patient.
06:06What did he call this?
06:07It just means shut up.
06:08Okay.
06:09It's not serious, is it?
06:10I don't know.
06:11It could be a muscle strain, a pinched nerve,
06:14or the sign of a more serious problem.
06:16Junior, is there someone Elaine should call?
06:18I already called my dad.
06:19Oh, I'm a dead man!
06:21What happened?
06:22What's going on with my son?
06:24This is your son?
06:25Yeah, he's Glendon Jr.
06:28What happened?
06:28I was putting in extra time at batting practice,
06:30like we talked about,
06:31and then Mark came.
06:32It wasn't my fault.
06:33It was the damn Milo-Hilo.
06:35I hurt my back, but I'm fine.
06:37That should be good by the game.
06:38Well, you better be.
06:41I was the star pitcher for the Skeets back in my day.
06:44Do you know how proud it makes me that Junior here
06:46is our best chance of beating Bar Harbor in 12 years?
06:49This kid is already famous around here.
06:51You hear that?
06:52Come on, champ.
06:54Let's get you into an ice bath.
06:55Just so you know,
06:57Champ may have a herniated disc,
06:59or something else that could lead to further injury.
07:01We should really just-
07:03What happened?
07:04What happened?
07:04My arm!
07:06What?
07:07What did you do to my son?
07:09Ow!
07:12Ow!
07:12Ow!
07:13Ow!
07:13Ow!
07:18Ow!
07:20Ow!
07:22Ow!
07:24Ow!
07:26Ow!
07:26Ow!
07:28Ow!
07:28Ow!
07:30Ow!
07:32Ow!
07:33Ow!
07:35Ow!
07:35It looks like you broke his forearm.
07:38It looks like you broke his forearm.
07:40Unbelievable.
07:41Oh, you've ruined everything.
07:42The game coming up? College scholarships?
07:44No, it just doesn't make any sense his arm broke that easily.
07:47I need to do some x-rays to further assess...
07:48Oh, you've done enough.
07:50I'm taking my son to Bar Harbor Hospital.
07:53Then you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
07:56What?
07:57Woo!
08:01I'm loving that now this is all your fault.
08:04It's not my fault. Get out.
08:06Woo!
08:08It's just like a huge...
08:10Like a huge weight.
08:12Off my shoulders.
08:14Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
08:18Hey, I'm sorry about the fight with your mom, but...
08:21I like your new show.
08:24I'm trying to be real.
08:26Because everything else I was doing online was just to get, like, likes and views.
08:31But being real?
08:33It's, like, huge right now.
08:35I think it's a great idea.
08:36And people will fall in love with you.
08:38Just for being you.
08:39I don't know.
09:09wondering that yeah otherwise it's kind of giving off i woke up at a boy's house and i put on
09:15his
09:15shirt because i drank too much and i slept in my dress vibes that's not what i was going for
09:20yeah i didn't think so but with a belt your belt yeah yeah okay it's fun wow what do you
09:29like
09:30i just tuck that oh yes okay yeah no give me a pose louisa yeah yeah vogue
09:42oh my god i love it thank you anytime
09:48so nice to talk to another woman i know all that time with mark i just forgot how important female
09:54friendships are yeah they're not that great totally what isn't it all about finding
09:59a man your biological clock doesn't care about sipping cosmos and talking about shoes you know
10:04what i mean oh but oh you're serious of course the last thing i want is to end up single
10:09with dried up
10:10old eggs and my good years behind me no offense oh me okay yeah
10:22i'm working yes for me he's too young for osteoporosis
10:33maybe he already had a hairline fracture or something genetic
10:43elaine why can't i find any records before 2020 is there a separate drive
10:48where some of the files not digitized
10:53elaine
11:00elaine
11:03welcome back to coffee with elaine unfiltered no sugar
11:08since moving out i've felt super alone but we all feel alone sometimes right i would love to feel
11:14alone have you found another place to stay i mean i've always been different i have this rare thing
11:20where my heart is on the wrong side it's on the right not the left and i can't eat tomatoes
11:26because
11:27they gross me out are you a twin what does that have to do with tomatoes well i assure you
11:32nothing
11:32but citizen vertus organ reversal is most common among identical twins i'm not a twin i don't think
11:40oh but wait how would i know i was just a fetus am i a twin well one twin can
11:48develop with reversed
11:50organs due to a later than usual embryonic split so why would my mother never mention that
11:55but did she have to give up one twin for adoption because she couldn't afford to raise us both
12:00oh my god no wonder she's always resented me she thinks that she chose the wrong twin
12:05could my twin just like be out there somewhere and if so does she have an extra bedroom doc
12:09could you try to find my mom's files from the day that i was born sure anything else
12:13coffee no i have one thing worse than having you as an assistant would be having two of you as
12:19assistants now i need you to find me glendon jr's file and his family's files thank you
12:28in the meantime if you know someone who looks like me but is not me please put that in the
12:33comments
12:38well that stinks now that junior's injured i guess there goes the championship
12:45oh that pasta salad did not hit the spot well we made the playoffs that's still a huge accomplishment
12:53save for the kids louisa i needed a win that was my pasta salad by the way you made it
13:00yes i did
13:01and i brought it as my lunch so i guess mark did the cooking when you two were together yeah
13:12oh my god what someone must have left this in the printer oh that's not interesting it's for
13:18principal holloway from the county school board they might have to shut the school down budget cuts
13:24well maybe it's for the best how is this for the best i'm wasting my youth here
13:30none of the kids dads are even hot okay what about the kids we have to do something no it's
13:36not so
13:37great for the kids
13:40this is her this has to be her she looks just like me that is you it's your facebook page
13:46who's next
13:46i am because of you i need something for depression that skeets victory was all i had to live for
13:53yeah
13:54rooting for the skeets was one of the only things frida and i had in common we got engaged to
13:58the
13:58skeets game you've killed baseball and you've killed our marriage what's the medical reason you're
14:03here arnold needs his hearing checked frida's yelling broke my eardrums oh that's not true
14:09that's not true you're right it's not my hearing's fine i've just stopped listening to you oh yeah i know
14:14that are you up what is this it's a prescription for a divorce mr collins you're up next hey doc
14:20hey
14:21everybody hey brought you some donuts from the salty breeze because you know we're buds yeah that's
14:26not how i would characterize it oh and because i really really like you and respect you are you
14:31proposing or is there a point here you see uh glendon glendon oh you mean the father whose son
14:39may have brittle bones but who cares as long as the skeets went on saturday yeah about that oh can
14:45i
14:45speak to you privately i don't have time mark i think you do i really don't no i really think
14:51you
14:51do mark i'm really not enjoying this okay okay are you martin best yes do you reside at three main
15:03street
15:03what what is this okay i'm just doing my job i'm really sorry man you've been served glendon is
15:11suing you for malpractice huh malpractice you did break a boy's arm i didn't break his arm he had
15:27some kind of pre-existing condition he sure did he used to be a good baseball player it's not amusing
15:33this lawsuit is as ridiculous as having a mosquito as your mascot oh come on now let's not say things
15:39we're going to regret i am not the reason junior broke his arm if i could just examine him see
15:45a family
15:46medical history or look at an x-ray i could figure out why it happened exactly i know i believe
15:51you doc
15:52you're a good man but i was still lawyer up
16:33the two of us can't sleep with you making all of that noise neither you nor the dog who shall
16:38not
16:38be named should be sleeping in my house we're not sleeping at your house because you're making too
16:43much racket that's what i'm saying i know what you're saying anyway just why do i even bother
16:52this kid either had a pre-existing fracture or he has brittle bones in which case something is
16:58causing that condition something that should be addressed medically and a clue might be in his
17:03records right you'd think it'd be in his records but dr reese right unfortunately dr reese who everyone
17:08loved didn't bother to digitize all his files before he died this town is a nightmare yeah it kind of
17:16can be
17:18in some ways i'm glad my twin sister got out
17:36thank you for seeing me i hope you're here to cheer me up well i i know it's not good
17:42news you are
17:43telling me 234 days straight i'm the wordle king and i forget to play one day one day and streak
17:53over
17:54i mean it just it just slipped my mind it just it how could it just slip my mind
17:59well maybe you were preoccupied by the idea that our school might close no no no but you know what
18:09that's
18:09depressing too i really loved being the principal here loved well it's it's it's just over i mean
18:18we aren't gonna fight this i think losing our star player is a sign that we just we can't compete
18:25you
18:26know this is how it goes with small schools you had a good run don't you care what happens to
18:32our
18:32students i know what will happen to them they'll all get busted bar harbor and although it's a bit
18:39of a commute you know at least they'll have the opportunity to experience victory for a change
18:50what's that long face about that's nothing what happened to you oh nothing eddie mccroy cut some of
18:58my traps loose so i had to punch out some windows on his boat you punched out glass windows no
19:03dammit it
19:04was too strong look at this did i break these fingers hey let me see hey oh what did you
19:11do now
19:11i may have inquired about some records you went to bar harbor and tried to access my son's x-rays
19:17okay you have some nerve answer inside and missus now you know what's nervy is suing the only doctor
19:30who seems concerned about your son's brittle bones you sure you want to talk to me that way i don't
19:34want to talk to you at all no problem that's what we have lawyers for good luck proving your case
19:38yeah i
19:38don't need luck i know someone who knows someone at boston memorial hospital are you suing them too i know
19:46you had some kind of meltdown and that's why you're not a surgeon anymore i can't wait to tell
19:51that to a judge and everyone else in town how about it i'm not scared of you or any nonsense
19:58you think
19:58you know let's try you are that may fool some people around here but not me
20:19you
20:25ow
20:29ow
20:30ow
20:30ow
20:30ow
20:31ow
20:51Since we don't have anyone scheduled for an hour, I might go talk to my mom.
20:55That's fine. I have business to take care of at the school.
20:57The thing is, these past few days living with somebody so sad and lonely has made me realize how important
21:06family is, especially when you're old.
21:09So even though I said I would never talk to my mom again, I think that it is important that
21:14I put my anger aside and find out what happened to my beloved twin sister.
21:34Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
21:36Did I have an identical twin?
21:40Yes.
21:41You gave her up for adoption?
21:43No!
21:44Oh, okay, so could she still be out there somewhere?
21:46What, did you put her in a basket outside of a firehouse or something?
21:49No, no, no, no!
21:50Is she dead?
21:50No, well, so what happened to her?
21:55You ate her.
21:57What?
21:58You know, you absorbed her.
21:59It was in utero.
22:01It was very early on.
22:02I didn't want to tell you because I know how you can overreact sometimes.
22:06Overreact?
22:09Great, so I'm a sister-eating cannibal.
22:12For me to live, somebody had to die.
22:15This is why I go around always feeling like something is missing?
22:18Can I have a big hole in my heart?
22:20I think what you're describing is a human condition, but continue.
22:24So what else haven't you told me?
22:25Nothing.
22:28Except, I miss you.
22:30And I want you to move back home.
22:33Well, I bet.
22:34I'm the only child you have left.
22:36Honey, I know there's plenty of room for all of us back at the house.
22:39I was hoping that you'd warm up to the idea of...
22:42Dum-dum.
22:44I wish you wouldn't call him that.
22:45Why would you prefer that I call him?
22:47Well, stepdad?
22:50What?
22:51He asked me to marry him.
22:52What?
22:54Don't overreact.
22:55Would we want to get married next week?
22:57Next week?
22:58Oh my god, please tell me that he's dying and you're granting him his last request.
23:01Or is there some kind of blackmail situation that's going on?
23:04Or have you just lost your mind?
23:06Honey, I love him and I don't want to wait one other second, but I would really like your blessing.
23:12My god.
23:15Not possible.
23:18We went through such a tough time together.
23:21You and I.
23:23But it's been six years now.
23:26I was hoping that you would at least understand.
23:29I was hoping I had a twin sister.
23:32But I ate her.
23:33So we can't have everything.
23:51Do you bruise easily?
23:52Why, are you going to punch me in the face now?
23:54Yes or no?
23:56No.
23:56Any breathing issues?
23:58No.
23:59Not that I know.
23:59Open your eyes.
24:00Wide.
24:01Oh, Dr. Best?
24:02Dr. Best?
24:03Look up.
24:04What are you doing?
24:05Checking for blue sclera.
24:07You see here?
24:07No bluish tint.
24:08That means we know it's probably not osteogenesis imperfecta.
24:11Okay, but I don't think it's appropriate for you to be examining a student without his parent present.
24:15Yeah, dude, you're a creep.
24:16Yeah.
24:16Well, I wouldn't have to if your parent were a little more helpful.
24:21I just, I need to know what happened, okay?
24:24I, I'm being sued for malpractice, right?
24:27This kid's health is on the line.
24:28I'm the only one in town who seems to care.
24:30Okay, I, I get it.
24:32I, I do.
24:33I, I just found out that this school might be closing due to lack of funding.
24:38I'm not surprised.
24:39I mean, it's economics.
24:42I mean, school serves too few students.
24:44It's not financially feasible.
24:45But also, I might lose my job.
24:48I mean, this is the only job that I ever wanted, and basically the only real job I ever had.
24:54Does no one understand that?
24:56I mean, I thought, I thought maybe because of the malpractice suit, you, you could relate?
25:00I'm not losing my job.
25:01I'll prove I was right.
25:02You just watch me.
25:03What?
25:16Let me guess.
25:18That's Eddie McCroy's truck.
25:19Yeah?
25:20You want me to get Glendon for you?
25:22No.
25:23Go home.
25:37Well, look, it's Dr. Downer.
25:40Everybody lock your doors tonight.
25:41You already broke an arm.
25:42God knows what I'll do next.
25:44Oh, gosh.
25:44The usual garden salad with chicken to go.
25:46Emphasis on the to-go part.
25:48I think everyone here would like you to-go as well.
25:52Oh, come on.
25:55I have no idea why he's laughing that hard.
25:57Well, can you tell me about Glendon Ross Jr.?
25:59Does he eat here?
26:00What does he like to order?
26:01You want to bring him something as an apology?
26:04That's not going to heal his arm before Saturday.
26:07I have nothing to apologize for.
26:09I just need any reason.
26:11Don't worry, Doc.
26:12This will all calm down after the game.
26:14Hey, look.
26:15You never know.
26:16The team could still win without Junior.
26:18Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
26:20For God's sake, people.
26:22Okay?
26:22This is not the World Series.
26:24This is a high school baseball game.
26:27You heard me.
26:29It's our World Series, Doc.
26:31These people went to Port One Day School from kindergarten through 12.
26:34We're all mosquitoes at heart.
26:36And we've all waited 12 years to beat those snooty Bar Harbor Peckers.
26:44Go team, Mr. Warpeckers.
26:46How long does it take to make a salad?
26:48Oh, Melissa.
26:50Coming right up.
27:06Through broken lines and bridges burn
27:16I guess I have some less things learned
27:27My only thought was just to run
27:33To run
27:38And I forgot where I was from
27:47Since my eyes were closed
27:57Hi, friends.
28:01Guess what?
28:02Not only is my mother engaged to dum-dum
28:08I ate
28:10My twin sister
28:12It's right here
28:13Went down to the basement
28:14It's right here in the files
28:16What?
28:16There are paper files in the basement?
28:18It's called vanishing twin syndrome
28:21It's a really nice way of saying
28:23I ate my sister
28:24Belene, why didn't you tell me?
28:26It's so dirty down there
28:28I honestly think I just blocked it out
28:30But now that it's about something important
28:31But now that it's important to me
28:33And it's saving my rep
28:35I don't even know why I bothered
28:36Oh, but watch out for that
28:42One step
29:09Guess what?
29:11Glennon Jr. only has one kidney
29:12Well, don't let him near me
29:14I might try to eat the other one
29:15The kidneys regulate calcium, vitamin D, and phosphorus levels
29:19With only one that might have something to do with why his arm broke so easily
29:22Now I just need to see Jr. and ask him some questions
29:28Why is he giving me this?
29:31Hey, Doc, I come bearing lattes
29:33Uh, Lane, can I have mine?
29:34I, uh, don't drink foam
29:36Yeah, give me
29:38Better latte than never
29:40Oh
29:41The bar for humor in this town is very low
29:43Anyway, Doc, I know that we're buds and all
29:45This again
29:45And I really like and respect you
29:48Wait, what's going on?
29:49I'm really sorry, man
29:50Are you Dr. Martin Best?
29:52You already served me papers
29:53These are new papers
29:54This is a restraining order
29:55What?
29:56I'm really sorry, man
29:57You're not allowed to contact Glennon Ross Jr. at school
30:00You're not allowed to contact Glennon Ross Jr. at home
30:02You're not allowed to contact anyone in the Ross family
30:04Or be within 300 feet of them
30:06Are you kidding me?
30:07A restraining order?
30:08I'm just trying to figure out what's wrong with his son
30:10I'm really sorry, man
30:11You want to go, like, shoot, like, darts or something?
30:12No, I don't want to go shoot darts
30:13I don't ever want to see you again
30:16You mean, like, in this capacity, though, right?
30:18Like, serving you papers, right?
30:21Sure
30:22It's Louisa
30:23She said it's an emergency
30:24She needs to talk right away
30:25Really?
30:27Oh
30:28It's for you
30:29Good, I should go
30:32It's Junior
30:33He's in excruciating pain
30:35Can you please come to the school and see him?
30:37I would love to come see Junior
30:38But his father just took out a restraining order against him
30:40I don't want to hear excuses
30:41He's in terrible pain
30:42You're just five minutes away
30:43So find a way
30:52There he's just
30:53Yeah
30:55Okay, okay, yep, yep, yep
30:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, gosh
30:58Okay
30:59Are you okay?
31:00Yeah, yeah, I'm fine
31:11He's having these horrible waves of stabbing pain
31:15Scale of one to ten
31:16How bad is the pain?
31:18Eleven
31:22Just
31:24Oh, God
31:27I think you might have a kidney stone
31:29Which needs to be broken up sooner than later
31:31Since you only have one kidney
31:32A fact you could have mentioned
31:33But, hey, here we are
31:35Louisa, will you call the paramedics?
31:37Yeah, of course
31:39That explains the back pain
31:40But what does a kidney stone have to do with brittle bones?
31:43What should I know?
31:44Unless
31:46You're not processing protein
31:47Then you would have to be overdosing it
31:50Kidney stone?
31:51Have you been consuming an excessive protein?
31:53Well, I do try to bulk up during the season
31:55With what?
31:56Whole buffaloes?
31:58In there
31:59Okay
32:00Thank you, thank you so much
32:01All right
32:03Ambulance is on its way
32:07How much protein powder have you been taking?
32:09I don't know
32:10Like one of those weeks
32:12This should last you for a month
32:13How long have you been abusing this stuff?
32:15I wouldn't call it abusing
32:16It's protein powder
32:17Yeah, well, you're one kidney disagrees
32:19I started sophomore year
32:21But, like I said
32:22I ramp it up during baseball season
32:23I needed to bulk up for playoffs
32:25Yeah, well, you can forget about the playoffs
32:26Okay?
32:27You shouldn't be doing anything physical or strenuous right now
32:29You can break like a twig
32:30You need to rest
32:31Stop taking the protein powder
32:33And get your bone health back
32:34Then I need to tell my dad
32:36Well, of course you need to tell your dad
32:37But then it might sound like it's my fault
32:39It is your fault
32:40Well, he can't know that
32:42He was really excited about playoffs
32:44It's a championship
32:45He is suing me for malpractice
32:46I could lose my job
32:47The town could lose its doctor
32:48It's awful, isn't it?
32:50The future being so insecure
32:52Not knowing if you're gonna keep your job
32:58What about the restraining order?
33:01And you're not even supposed to be near me, right?
33:04I could have you arrested for even being here
33:08I just don't want to get this straight
33:09Are you threatening me
33:10After I climbed through a window to help you?
33:15Uh, yes
33:17I thought so
33:18You should go
33:37Yes, I can imagine it's difficult
33:40With the school possibly closing
33:43And Junior, don't worry
33:45For the simple sound wave procedure to break up the stone
33:47You should be as good as new
33:48Get it, go
33:48Go, go, come on
33:51I'm fine
33:51Okay
33:59My God, what have you done now?
34:01Nothing
34:03Couldn't find any dynamite
34:05What?
34:06We are not a family of criminals
34:08I'm kidding
34:09You're the one with a restraining order and a lawsuit against you
34:12Are you doing okay?
34:14I'm fine
34:15I mean, I might lose my job because of that blustering egomaniacal asshat
34:19It's insanity
34:20Oh, wait a minute
34:22Does that mean that you actually want to keep your job here?
34:26Of course
34:27You want to continue to practice medicine here in Port Wynn?
34:31You like it here?
34:33That's not what I said
34:35That's not what I said
34:35Oh, come on
34:36Yeah, admit it, admit it
34:38You're starting to be happy here
34:41Nope, not what I said
34:42It's the principal
34:42Release me, please
34:44All right, how about this?
34:45How about I take out your rival
34:48And you take out mine?
34:50This has been constructive
34:51Look, if you want to keep your job
34:53You want to save your career
34:54You're going to have to stand up to this asshat
34:56Come on
34:58Put up a fight
34:59Like me
35:01With dynamite
35:02Well, couldn't look finding any
35:04I looked everywhere
35:12Go Skeets
35:13Go Skeets
35:15What's the matter?
35:17Nothing
35:17Just who knows how many's we'll have left
35:20The future is promised to no one
35:23Ah
35:24God, that's your blood
35:26Uh, what's going on?
35:28Okay, look, don't tell anyone
35:30But
35:31The school might be closing due to lack of funding
35:33What?
35:35Port Wynn Day School?
35:37That's all of our childhoods
35:38There's like
35:3820 million memories in there
35:41Exactly
35:41Yes, are you okay?
35:43Port Wynn Day is like
35:44Your whole life
35:45Thank you
35:46Finally someone gets it
35:48I mean
35:48Look, school is never my thing
35:50But everybody knows that
35:51You're like the best teacher
35:53Ever
35:54Seriously, people don't shut up about that
35:57Oh
35:57Oh
36:00I know that you're looking for a place to live
36:03You've
36:04Seen my show?
36:06Bits and pieces
36:08You know, I was thinking about renting out my spare room
36:10Do you want to be my roommate?
36:13Are you serious?
36:14Yes
36:19You'll be like the sister I never ate
36:22Huh?
36:28Yay!
36:29Yay!
36:46Thank you, Paul
36:50Let's go, Paul
36:55Let's go, Wolfpackers!
37:01Let's go, come on, y'all
37:03Let's go!
37:05Go skis!
37:10Hey, let's go, guys!
37:11No!
37:12Wait, man
37:13No, no, no, no, no, Kenju, Doc
37:15No!
37:16Get out of here
37:16Come on, you know
37:17You know this is killing me
37:18But you've got to remain 300 feet away from anybody in the Ross family
37:21Sit down, Dr. Downer
37:23We might actually win this game
37:24Yeah, hey, can you believe it?
37:26I think this is the most exciting game we've ever had in Mosquito history
37:29Ow!
37:30Wow, we really got to rethink the team name
37:32These things are bastards
37:33Anyhow
37:34We're down and running the seventh, right?
37:36Paul Parks gets up there
37:37Hits an amazing single
37:38Slides into first
37:39Twists his ankle
37:40So we just sent out a pinch runner
37:45What's he doing in the game?
37:46Because he's our fastest runner, Doc
37:47Don't worry, he could break every bone in his body
37:49Let's go, Junior!
37:50Come on, Junior!
37:51Let's go, Junior!
37:52Okay, come on!
37:53Let's go, Junior!
37:54Let's go, Junior!
37:56Let's go, Junior!
37:58Let's go, Junior!
38:06Let's go, Junior!
38:08Let's go, Junior!
38:15Let's go, Junior!
38:17Let's go, Junior!
38:19Let's go, Junior!
38:20Let's go, Junior!
38:21All right, there we go, there we go
38:22Come on
38:23Come on
38:28Segway!
38:30He looked outside to me
38:31He looked outside
38:32Okay, we got him, we got him
38:34Come on, come on
38:37Come on, come on
38:39Oh, yeah.
38:48Frankie!
38:56Go!
38:59Go!
39:00Come on!
39:01Hey!
39:09Come on, come on, come on.
39:14Go, Julia!
39:16Okay?
39:17Okay?
39:18Let's go, Julia!
39:27Someone!
39:29See them all!
39:31See them all!
39:39Come on, Floyd!
39:41Who's gonna make it?
39:44Slide!
39:47Help me get down!
39:49No!
39:54No!
39:58No!
40:06Slide!
40:07Slide!
40:08He's going home!
40:09Slide home, Junior!
40:11Slide home!
40:15No!
40:18No!
40:33No!
40:33No!
40:34No!
40:34No!
40:35What's happening?
40:35What's going on?
40:35What the hell's wrong with you?
40:37Why would you do that?
40:38No!
40:38You forget about the lawsuit.
40:40You're going to jail.
40:41Dad, stop!
40:42He did it for me!
40:43He's the reason he got hurt in the first place!
40:45No, I am!
40:47I took too much protein powder and it made my bones brittle.
40:52Why would you do something so stupid?
40:54Because I want to make you proud of me!
40:57Doc Martin was just trying to protect me.
40:59He was just trying to sell me.
41:01And you've done that.
41:02We've done it.
41:04You've done that.
41:05You've done that.
41:05And you've done that.
41:10You've done that.
41:16You've done that.
41:23the back yes I'm sure I talked to my lawyers that sounds expensive what now
41:32dropping the lawsuit thank you for figuring out what was wrong with my son
41:38well no help from you hey will you let me finish before I change my mind what I'm
41:43trying to say is I won't tell anybody about Boston there's nothing to tell well
41:51there's plenty to tell but I'm not telling anyone for now
42:00all right champ be careful he's a bag of bones hey good job up there
42:09oh you will never beat us never never never never I'll beat you with my bare hands but I don't
42:18touch
42:18trash oh who you calling trash you you smell like an old rotten herring you you you slime your slob
42:26you say that again you slime your slob
42:36happens every year every year
42:49go skids
43:05what are we waiting for what are we waiting for it's time time is now
43:18we gotta take a leap we gotta dig real deep
43:24we might like what we find on the other side
43:31weird
43:33cool
43:40so
43:42you
43:43you
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