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Best Medicine - Season 1 - Episode 03: Take Me Out of the Ballgame
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00:14looking good junior hey you ready to take down bar harbor on saturday that's the plan oh yeah
00:21all right well let's see how the mosquito star player could do against the hall of famer come
00:27up okay hey bud hey you pitched a great game last week man i love cheering you on buddy keep
00:33it up
00:33all right i used to pitch for the skeets back in the day young gun you know i don't know
00:38if you've
00:38ever heard i was known far and wide for the milo hi-lo you think you can handle that pitch
00:43bring it
00:44on
00:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:15Oh, no.
01:25Good morning, guys.
01:27So, listen, I feel like I just, um, I have to get really real with you guys.
01:33Like, no gimmicks, no puns, just, like, me and you talking.
01:39So, here's the thing.
01:41My mom has been dating this loser, I call him Dum-Dum, for, like, six months now.
01:49And last night at dinner, she tells me that he's moving in, like, past the potatoes, you have a new
01:55dad.
01:56So, I made the decision to move out, and I am not talking with her right now,
02:03which is why I appreciate this community now more than ever.
02:07What in God's name are you doing here?
02:09I have a new show.
02:12Coffee with Elaine.
02:14Unfiltered, no sugar.
02:15Great, I'm sure it'll be a big hit.
02:16No, I mean, why are you here, sleeping on my sofa?
02:19I moved out of my house.
02:21Yeah, well, move back in.
02:22I already have one unwanted house.
02:24Guess, I don't need another.
02:28Do you guys remember when I was telling you about my amazing boss, who's almost like a father figure?
02:36Well, he died.
02:38So, now I'm stuck with this guy.
02:55Good morning.
02:58Don't let the dog in.
03:00Good morning, Sarah.
03:02You should really name that dog.
03:04I'm not giving him a name, and I'm not giving him a home.
03:06What's going on here?
03:08Oh, I'm not.
03:08Clearly, I have a trespasser.
03:10Call the police.
03:12Why are you here?
03:13Oh, I cut my finger on a rusty old lobster trap, you want to see?
03:17Yeah, no, Elaine will take care of it.
03:19I should give you a tetanus shot, though.
03:20That Eddie McCrooy.
03:22He's been getting into my lobstering territory again.
03:26So, I've had to start cutting off his boys.
03:30You're still feuding with him?
03:31When will this madness end?
03:33When he's dead.
03:34I'm going to knock him out, and then I'm going to stuff him in an old rusty lobster trap,
03:39and then I'm going to throw him overboard.
03:41I should give you a rabies shot, too.
03:42You're foaming at the mouth.
03:48I don't know.
03:49What do you think?
03:50I mean, is it cute, or does it look like I'm trying too hard?
03:55I think it's adorable.
03:56Really?
03:56Yeah.
03:57I mean, maybe we look better belted.
03:59Louisa, I know we're the gays, but it's time you knew the truth.
04:04We don't know anything about fashion.
04:06Speak for yourself.
04:0720 years ago, when I was you-know-who's private chef,
04:10designers, stylists were coming in and out,
04:12and one night, I was making dinner for her.
04:15It's killing you, isn't it?
04:16Yes.
04:17Never sign an NTA.
04:18It's a prison you will never be free from.
04:20Don't you have any female friends you can talk fashion with?
04:23Well, I mean, there's Nicole.
04:27She moved to Missoula.
04:28And Corinne, but then she had the twins, so...
04:31And then I guess Mark just kind of became my-my whole world.
04:35Well, I don't know, Zip, about fashion,
04:37but I do know that women need female friends,
04:41if for no other reason, so we can bitch about all the stupid,
04:44ignorant, immature, insensitive stuff that men do.
04:47Present company excluded.
04:50Of course.
04:51But isn't it a little weird?
04:52I mean, how am I supposed to go about finding a best friend at my age?
04:56I don't know.
04:58Maybe at the victory party,
05:00when we celebrate our win against Bar Harbor all night long.
05:05Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
05:06Bye, 12-year losing streak.
05:08Bye, Bar Harbor.
05:10Victory is within our ground.
05:13Yes!
05:13Go, the woodpeckers!
05:17Eddie McCroy,
05:19what are you doing here?
05:21Why don't you and your hat go back to Bar Harbor, where you belong?
05:25I can set my traps anywhere I want.
05:28How about you shut your trap and get the hell out of here?
05:31Okay, okay, let's all calm down
05:33and maybe save this enthusiasm for the baseball diamond.
05:36Fine.
05:37Fine.
05:38Go, mosquitoes, and get this pecker out of here.
05:41It's woodpecker, and you know that.
05:47This is bad.
05:48I'll handle the diagnosis.
05:50Thank you, Elaine.
05:51I messed up, Doc.
05:52Junior's the Skeeter, star player, strongest arm, biggest bat.
05:56But I should have known that the Milo-Hilo could still defeat the best.
06:00This is the first time in over a decade we even had a shot at beating Bar Harbor.
06:03Yeah, if it's all right with the Greek chorus, I'd like to talk to the patient.
06:06What did he call us?
06:07It just means shut up.
06:08Okay.
06:09It's not serious, is it?
06:10I don't know.
06:11It could be a muscle strain, a pinched nerve, or the sign of a more serious problem.
06:16Junior, is there someone Elaine should call?
06:18I already called my dad.
06:19Oh, I'm a dead man.
06:21What happened?
06:22What's going on with my son?
06:24This is your son?
06:25Yeah.
06:26He's Glendon Jr.
06:27What happened?
06:28I was putting in extra time at batting practice, like we talked about, and then Mark came.
06:32It wasn't my fault.
06:33It was the damn Milo-Hilo.
06:35I hurt my back, but I'm fine.
06:37That should be good by the game.
06:38Oh, yeah.
06:39You better be.
06:41You know, I was the star pitcher for the Skeets back in my day.
06:44Do you know how proud it makes me that Junior here is our best chance of beating Bar Harbor in
06:4812 years?
06:49This kid is already famous around here.
06:51You hear that?
06:52Come on, champ.
06:54Let's get you into an ice bath.
06:55Just so you know, champ may have a herniated disc or something else that could lead to further injury.
07:01We should really just...
07:03What happened?
07:04Oh, my arm.
07:05What?
07:07What did you do to my son?
07:09Oh.
07:10Oh.
07:12Oh.
07:35Looks like you broke his forearm.
07:38It looks like you broke his forearm.
07:40Unbelievable.
07:41Well, you've ruined everything.
07:42The game coming up, college scholarships.
07:44No, it just doesn't make any sense his arm broke that easily.
07:47I need to do some x-rays to further assess...
07:48Oh, you've done enough.
07:50You've taken my son to Bar Harbor Hospital.
07:53Then you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
07:55What?
07:57Woo!
07:59Ha-ha!
08:00I'm loving that now this is all your fault.
08:04It's not my fault.
08:05Get out.
08:06Woo!
08:07Ha-ha-ha.
08:08It's just like a huge...
08:10Like a huge weight off my shoulders.
08:14Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
08:18Hey, I'm sorry about the fight with your mom, but I like your new show.
08:25I'm trying to be real, because everything else I was doing online was just to get, like, likes and views,
08:30but being real?
08:33It's, like, huge right now.
08:35I think it's a great idea, and people will fall in love with you just for being you.
08:57Um, Jeannie?
08:59Hmm?
09:01What do you think about this?
09:02I mean, is it cute or is it trying too hard?
09:06Super cute, but it needs a belt.
09:08Oh, my God.
09:09I was wondering that.
09:10Yeah, otherwise it's kind of giving off.
09:13I woke up at a boy's house and I put on his shirt because I drank too much and I
09:17slept
09:17in my dress vibes.
09:18That's not what I was going for.
09:20Yeah, I didn't think so.
09:21But with a belt.
09:22Oh, your belt.
09:24Yeah.
09:25Yeah, okay.
09:27It's fun.
09:27Wow.
09:29Oh, you like?
09:30I'm going to just tuck that.
09:32Oh, yes.
09:34Okay, yeah, no, give me a pose.
09:36Louisa, yeah, yeah.
09:38Vogue.
09:40I love that.
09:42Mm-hmm.
09:42Oh, my God, I love it.
09:45Anytime.
09:48It's so nice to talk to another woman.
09:51I know, all that time with Mark, I just forgot how important female friendships are.
09:55Eh, they're not that great.
09:57Totally.
09:57What?
09:58Isn't it all about finding a man?
10:00Your biological clock doesn't care about sipping Cosmos and talking about shoes.
10:04You know what I mean?
10:05Oh, but, oh, you're serious.
10:07Of course.
10:08The last thing I want is to end up single with dried up old eggs and my good years behind
10:12me.
10:13No offense.
10:15Oh, me.
10:16Okay.
10:20Elaine, can you find me Junior's file?
10:23I'm working.
10:25Yes, for me.
10:29He's too young for osteoporosis.
10:33Maybe he already had a hairline fracture or something genetic.
10:43Elaine, why can't I find you the records before 2020?
10:46Is there a separate drive?
10:48Were some of the files not digitized?
10:53Elaine?
11:00Elaine?
11:03Welcome back to Coffee with Elaine, unfiltered, no sugar.
11:07Mmm, since moving out, I've felt super alone.
11:11But we all feel alone sometimes, right?
11:13I would love to feel alone.
11:14Have you found another place to stay?
11:16I mean, I've always been different.
11:19I have this rare thing where my heart is on the wrong side.
11:22It's on the right, not the left.
11:24And I can't eat tomatoes because they gross me out.
11:28Wait, are you a twin?
11:30What does that have to do with tomatoes?
11:31Well, I assure you nothing.
11:32But citizen vertus organ reversal is most common among identical twins.
11:37I'm not a twin.
11:38I don't think.
11:40Oh, well, wait.
11:41How would I know?
11:42I was just a fetus.
11:45Am I a twin?
11:46Well, one twin can develop with reversed organs due to a later than usual embryonic split, so...
11:53Why would my mother never mention that?
11:56What, did she have to give up one twin for adoption because she couldn't afford to raise
12:00us both?
12:00Oh, my God.
12:02No wonder she's always resented me.
12:03She thinks that she chose the wrong twin.
12:05Could my twin just, like, be out there somewhere?
12:07And if so, does she have an extra bedroom?
12:09Doc, could you try to find my mom's files from the day that I was born?
12:12Sure.
12:12Anything else?
12:13Coffee?
12:13No, I have.
12:15The only thing worse than having you as an assistant would be having two of you as assistants.
12:19Now, I need you to find me Glendon Jr.'s file and his family's files.
12:28In the meantime, if you know someone who looks like me but is not me, please put that in
12:33the comments.
12:38Well, that stinks.
12:41Now that Junior's injured, I guess there goes the championship.
12:45Oh, that pasta salad did not hit the spot.
12:49Well, we made the playoffs.
12:51That's still a huge accomplishment.
12:53Same for the kids, Louisa.
12:54I needed a win.
12:56That was my pasta salad, by the way.
12:59You made it?
13:00Yes, I did.
13:01And I brought it as my lunch.
13:04So I guess Mark did the cooking when you two were together?
13:09Yeah.
13:12Oh, my God.
13:13What?
13:14Someone must have left this in the printer.
13:16Oh, that's not interesting.
13:17It's for Principal Holloway from the county school board.
13:21They might have to shut the school down.
13:23Budget cuts.
13:24Well, maybe it's for the best.
13:26How is this for the best?
13:28I'm wasting my youth here.
13:30None of the kids' dads are even hot.
13:32Okay.
13:32What about the kids?
13:33We have to do something.
13:35No, it's not so great for the kids.
13:40This is her.
13:41This has to be her.
13:42She looks just like me.
13:44That is you.
13:45That's your Facebook page.
13:46Who's next?
13:46I am.
13:47Because of you, I need something for depression.
13:51That Skeets victory was all I had to live for.
13:54Yeah.
13:54Rooting for the Skeets was one of the only things Frida and I had in common.
13:57We got engaged to the Skeets game.
13:59You've killed baseball and you've killed our marriage.
14:01What's the medical reason you're here?
14:03Arnold needs his hearing checked.
14:05Frida's yelling broke my eardrums.
14:07Oh, that's not true.
14:09That's not true.
14:11You're right.
14:11It's not.
14:12My hearing's fine.
14:12I've just stopped listening to you.
14:14Oh, yeah.
14:14I know that.
14:15Are you up?
14:15What is this?
14:16It's a prescription for a divorce.
14:18Mr. Collins, you're up next.
14:19Hey, Doc.
14:20Hey, everybody.
14:21Hey.
14:22Brought you some donuts from the Salty Breeze because, you know, we're buds.
14:26Yeah, that's not how I would characterize it.
14:27Oh, and because I really, really like you and respect you.
14:31Are you proposing or is there a point here?
14:33You see, um, Glendon.
14:37Glendon.
14:37Oh, you mean the father whose son may have brittle bones, but who cares as long as the
14:42Skeets went on Saturday?
14:44Yeah, about that.
14:44Oh, can I speak to you privately?
14:46I don't have the time, Mark.
14:48I think you do.
14:49I really don't.
14:50No.
14:50I really think you do.
14:52Mark, I'm really not enjoying this.
14:55Okay.
14:56Okay.
14:59Are you Martin Best?
15:01Yes.
15:01Do you reside at 3 Main Street?
15:03What?
15:04What is this?
15:07Okay.
15:08I'm just doing my job.
15:09I'm really sorry, man.
15:10You've been served.
15:11Glendon is suing you for malpractice.
15:13Ha.
15:23Malpractice.
15:24You did break a boy's arm.
15:25I didn't break his arm.
15:27He had some kind of preexisting condition.
15:29He sure did.
15:29He used to be a good baseball player.
15:31Ha.
15:32It's not amusing.
15:33I mean, this lawsuit is as ridiculous as having a mosquito as your mascot.
15:37Whoa.
15:38Come on now.
15:39Let's not say things we're gonna regret.
15:40I am not the reason Junior broke his arm.
15:43If I could just examine him, see a family medical history, or look at an x-ray, I could figure
15:49out why it happened.
15:50Exactly.
15:50I know.
15:51I believe you, Doc.
15:52You're a good man.
15:54Prost a lawyer up.
15:59Not just wait for a pic of a pig.
16:00You're a good man.
16:02Too late.
16:18I think it's going to be a good boy.
16:18Yeah.
16:21I thought you'd need a big boy.
16:23You're a joke.
16:23A girl.
16:24You're a man.
16:24I'm a 1.
16:25Man.
16:25So he's not a man named a baby.
16:33hello the two of us can't sleep with you making all of that noise neither you nor the dog who
16:38shall not be named should be sleeping in my house we're not sleeping at your house because you're
16:43making too much racket that's what i'm saying i know what you're saying anyway just why do i even
16:51bother this kid either had a pre-existing fracture or he has brittle bones in which case something is
16:58causing that condition something that should be addressed medically and a clue might be in his
17:03records right you'd think it'd be in his records but dr reese right unfortunately dr reese who
17:07everyone loved didn't bother to digitize all his files before he died this town is a nightmare
17:15yeah it kind of can be some ways i'm glad my twin sister got out
17:36thank you for seeing me i hope you're here to cheer me up well i i know it's not good
17:42news you are
17:43telling me 234 days straight i'm the wordle king and i forget to play one day one day and streak
17:53over i mean it just it just slipped my mind it just it how could it just slip my mind
17:59well maybe you were preoccupied by the idea that our school might close no no no but you know what
18:09that's depressing too i really loved being the principal here loved well it's it's it's just over
18:17i mean we aren't gonna fight this i think losing our star player is a sign that we just we
18:25can't
18:25compete yeah this is how it goes with small schools had a good run don't you care what happens to
18:32our
18:32students i know what'll happen to them they'll all get busted bar harbor and although it's a bit of a
18:39commute you know at least they'll have the opportunity to experience victory for a change
18:50what's that long face about oh it's nothing what happened to you oh nothing eddie mccroy cut
18:57some of my traps loose so i had to punch out some windows on his boat you punched out glass
19:02windows
19:03no damn it it was too strong look at this did i break these fingers hey let me see hey
19:09oh what did
19:11you do now oh i may have inquired about some records you went to bar harbor and tried to access
19:16my
19:17son's x-rays you you have some nerve and sir inside and missus
19:27now you know what's nervy is suing the only doctor who seems concerned about your son's brittle bones
19:33you sure you want to talk to me that way i don't want to talk to you at all no
19:36problem that's what
19:36we have lawyers for good luck proving your case yeah i don't need luck i know someone who knows
19:42someone at boston memorial hospital are you suing them too i know you had some kind of meltdown and
19:48that's why you're not a surgeon anymore i can't wait to tell that to a judge and everyone else in
19:54town how about it i'm not scared of you or any nonsense you think you know nice try york that
20:03may fool
20:03some people around here but not me
20:24ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
20:51since we don't have anyone scheduled for an hour i might go talk to my mom
20:55that's fine i have business to take care of at the school
20:57the thing is these past few days living with somebody so sad and lonely has made me realize
21:06how important family is especially when you're old so even though i said i would never talk to my mom
21:12again i think that it is important that i put my anger aside and find out what happened to my
21:18beloved twin sister
21:34so happy to see you did i have an identical twin
21:40yes you gave her up for adoption no oh okay so could she still be out there somewhere what did
21:47you
21:47put her in a basket outside of a firehouse or something no no no no is she dead
21:52well so what happened to her
21:55you ate her what it you know you absorbed her it was in utero it was very early on i
22:02didn't want to
22:03tell you because i know how you can overreact sometimes overreact
22:09great so i'm a sister eating cannibal for me to live somebody had to die
22:15this is why i go around always feeling like something is missing i have a big hole in my heart
22:20i think what you're describing is a human condition but continue so what else haven't you told me
22:25nothing except i miss you i want you to move back home
22:33well i bet i'm the only child you have left
22:36honey i know there's plenty of room for all of us back at the house
22:39i was hoping that you'd warm up to the idea of
22:42dum-dum
22:44i wish you wouldn't call him that
22:45why would you prefer that i call him
22:47well
22:48stepdad
22:50what
22:51he asked me to marry him
22:52what
22:54don't overreact
22:55would we want to get married next week
22:56next week
22:57oh my god please tell me that he's dying
23:00and you're granting him his last request
23:01or is there some kind of blackmail situation that's going on
23:04or have you just lost your mind
23:06honey i love him and i don't want to wait one other second but i would really like your blessing
23:15not possible
23:18we went through such a tough time together
23:21you and i
23:23but it's been six years now
23:26i was hoping that you would at least understand
23:30i was hoping i had a twin sister
23:32but i ate her
23:33so we can't have everything
23:51do you bruise easily
23:52why are you gonna punch me in the face now
23:54yes or no
23:55no
23:56any breathing issues
23:58no
23:58not that i know
23:59open your eyes
24:00wide
24:00oh dr best
24:02dr best
24:03look up
24:04what are you doing
24:05checking for blue sclera
24:06you see here
24:07no bluish tint
24:08that means we know it's probably not osteogenesis imperfecta
24:11okay but i don't think it's appropriate for you to be examining a student without his parent present
24:15yeah dude you're a creep
24:16yeah
24:16well i wouldn't have to if your parent were a little more helpful
24:21i just i need to know what happened okay i i'm being sued for malpractice right this kid's health is
24:28on the line i'm the only one in town who seems to care
24:30okay i i get it i i do i i just found out that this school might be closing due
24:37to lack of funding
24:38i'm not surprised i mean it's economics i mean school serves too few students it's not financially feasible
24:45but also i might lose my job i mean this is the only job that i ever wanted and basically
24:52the only real job i ever had
24:54does no one understand that i mean i thought i thought maybe because of the malpractice suit you you could
24:59relate
25:00i'm not losing my job i'll prove i was right you just watch me
25:03what
25:16let me guess that's eddie mccroy's truck
25:19yeah you want me to get glendon for you no go home
25:37well look it's dr downer
25:39everybody lock your doors tonight
25:41you already broke an arm god knows what i'll do next
25:43gosh
25:44the usual garden salad with chicken to go
25:46emphasis on the to go part
25:48i think everyone here would like you to go as well
25:52oh come on
25:55i have no idea why he's laughing that hard
25:57well can you tell me about glennon ross jr does he eat here what does he like to order
26:01you want to bring him something as an apology
26:04that's not going to heal his arm before saturday
26:07i have nothing to apologize for
26:09i i just need any reason
26:11don't worry doc this will all calm down after the game
26:14hey look you never know the team could still win without junior
26:18buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz
26:20for god's sake people okay this is not the world series
26:23this is a high school baseball game
26:27you heard me
26:29it's our world series don
26:31these people went to port one day school from kindergarten through twelve
26:34we're all mosquitoes at heart
26:36and we've all waited twelve years
26:38to beat those snooty bar harbor peckers
26:41boo
26:44their team is the warpeckers
26:46yeah
26:46how long does it take to make a salad
26:48oh ho
26:49Melissa
26:50coming right up
27:06through broken lines and bridges brunt
27:17through broken lines and bridges brunt
27:27My only thought was just to run
27:33And I forgot where I was from
27:47Since my eyes were closed
27:58Hi, friends.
28:01Guess what?
28:02Not only is my mother engaged to Dum Dum,
28:08I ate my twin sister.
28:12It's right here.
28:13It went down to the basement.
28:14It's right here in the files.
28:16What?
28:16There are paper files in the basement?
28:18It's called vanishing twin syndrome.
28:21It's a really nice way of saying I ate my sister.
28:25Belaine, why didn't you tell me?
28:26It's so dirty down there,
28:28I honestly think I just blocked it out.
28:30But now that it's about something important...
28:32But now that it's important,
28:33you mean it's saving my rep...
28:35I don't even know why I bothered you.
28:37Oh, but watch out for that!
28:42One step.
29:09Guess what?
29:11Glennon Jr. only has one kidney.
29:12Well, don't let him near me.
29:14I might try to eat the other one.
29:16The kidneys regulate calcium, vitamin D, and phosphorus levels.
29:19With only one,
29:20that might have something to do with why his arm broke so easily.
29:22Now I just need to see Jr. and ask him some questions.
29:28Why is he giving me this?
29:31Hey, Doc, I come bearing lattes.
29:33Uh, Lane, can I have mine?
29:34I, uh, don't drink foam.
29:36Yeah, give me.
29:38Better latte than never.
29:39Ha ha!
29:40Oh.
29:41The bar for humor in this town is very low.
29:43Uh, anyway, Doc, I know that we're buds and all.
29:45This again.
29:46And I really like and respect you.
29:48Wait, what's going on?
29:49I'm really sorry, man.
29:50Are you Dr. Martin Best?
29:52You already served me papers.
29:53These are new papers. This is a restraining order.
29:56What?
29:56I'm really sorry, man.
29:57You're not allowed to contact Glenn and Ross Jr. at school.
30:00You're not allowed to contact Glenn and Ross Jr. at home.
30:02You're not allowed to contact anyone in the Ross family
30:04or be within 300 feet of them.
30:06Are you kidding me?
30:07A restraining order?
30:08I'm just trying to figure out what's wrong with his son.
30:10I'm really sorry, man.
30:11You want to go, like, shoot, like, darts or something?
30:12No, I don't want to go shoot darts.
30:14I don't ever want to see you again.
30:16You mean, like, in this capacity, though, right?
30:18Like, serving you papers, right?
30:21Sure.
30:22It's Louisa.
30:23She said it's an emergency.
30:24She needs to talk right away.
30:25Really?
30:28Oh, it's for you.
30:29Good.
30:29I should go.
30:32It's Junior.
30:33He's in excruciating pain.
30:35Can you please come to the school and see him?
30:37I would love to come see Junior,
30:38but his father just took out a restraining order against him.
30:40I don't want to hear excuses.
30:41He's in terrible pain.
30:42You're just five minutes away, so find a way.
30:49Okay.
30:52It's just...
30:53Yeah.
30:54Okay.
30:55Okay.
30:56Okay.
30:56Yep, yep, yep.
30:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, gosh.
30:58Okay.
30:59Are you okay?
31:00Yeah, yeah.
31:00Come on.
31:01Try that.
31:06Here.
31:11He's having these horrible waves of stabbing pain.
31:15Scale of one to ten.
31:16How bad is the pain?
31:18Eleven.
31:23Just...
31:25Oh, God.
31:27I think you might have a kidney stone,
31:29which needs to be broken up sooner than later
31:31since you only have one kidney,
31:32a fact you could have mentioned,
31:33but hey, here we are.
31:35Louisa, will you call the paramedics?
31:37Yeah, of course.
31:39That explains the back pain,
31:41but what does a kidney stone have to do with brittle bones?
31:43Should I know?
31:45Unless you're not processing protein,
31:48then you would have to be overdosing it.
31:51Have you been consuming an excessive protein?
31:53Well, I do try to bulk up during the season.
31:55With what?
31:56Whole buffaloes?
31:58In there.
31:59Oh.
32:01Thank you so much.
32:02All right.
32:03Ambulance is on its way.
32:07How much protein powder have you been taking?
32:09I don't know.
32:10Like one of those a week.
32:12This should last you for a month.
32:14How long have you been abusing this stuff?
32:15I wouldn't call it abusing.
32:16It's protein powder.
32:17Yeah, well, you're one kidney disagrees.
32:19I started sophomore year,
32:21but like I said,
32:22I ramp it up during baseball season.
32:24I needed to bulk up for playoffs.
32:25Yeah, well, you can forget about the playoffs, okay?
32:27You shouldn't be doing anything physical or strenuous right now.
32:29You can break like a twig.
32:30You need to rest,
32:31stop taking the protein powder,
32:33and get your bone health back.
32:34But then I need to tell my dad.
32:36Well, of course you need to tell your dad.
32:37But then it might sound like it's my fault.
32:39It is your fault.
32:40Well, he can't know that.
32:42He was really excited about playoffs.
32:44It's a championship.
32:45He is suing me for malpractice.
32:46I could lose my job.
32:47The town could lose its doctor.
32:49It's awful, isn't it?
32:50The future being so insecure,
32:52not knowing if you're going to keep your job.
32:58What about the restraining order?
33:01And you're not even supposed to be near me, right?
33:04I could have you arrested for even being here.
33:08I just want to get this straight.
33:09Are you threatening me
33:10after I climbed through a window to help you?
33:13Um, yes.
33:17I thought so.
33:18You should go.
33:19Yes.
33:27Oh.
33:29Okay, got it?
33:31Oh.
33:32Yeah, no.
33:36Yes.
33:38I can imagine it's difficult.
33:41With the school possibly closing.
33:43And Junior, don't worry.
33:45For the simple sound wave procedure to break up the stone,
33:47you should be as good as new.
33:48Get it.
33:48Go.
33:49Go.
33:49Come on.
33:50Get it.
33:51Get it.
33:51I'm fine.
33:52Okay.
33:53Uh.
33:59My God, what have you done now?
34:01Nothing.
34:03Couldn't find any dynamite.
34:05What?
34:05We are not a family of criminals.
34:08I'm kidding.
34:09You're the one with a restraining order
34:11and a lawsuit against you.
34:13Are you doing okay?
34:14I'm fine.
34:15I mean, I might lose my job
34:16because of that blustering, egomaniacal asshat.
34:19It's insanity.
34:20Oh, wait a minute.
34:22Does that mean that you actually want to keep your job here?
34:26Of course.
34:27You want to continue to practice medicine here in Port Wynn?
34:31You like it here?
34:33That's not what I said.
34:34Oh.
34:35That's not what I said.
34:36Oh, come on.
34:37Yeah, admit it.
34:38Admit it.
34:38You're starting to be happy here.
34:41Nope, not what I said.
34:42It's the principal.
34:43Release me, please.
34:44All right, how about this?
34:45How about I take out your rival
34:48and you take out mine?
34:49Mm.
34:50This has been constructive.
34:51Look, if you want to keep your job,
34:53you want to save your career,
34:54you're going to have to stand up to this asshat.
34:56Come on!
34:58Put up a fight.
35:00Like me.
35:01With dynamite.
35:02Well, couldn't look finding any.
35:05I looked everywhere.
35:12Go Skeets!
35:14Go Skeets.
35:15What's the matter?
35:17Nothing.
35:17Just who knows how many we'll have left.
35:20The future is promised to no one.
35:23Ah, God, that's your blood.
35:26Uh, what's going on?
35:28Okay, look, don't tell anyone, but...
35:31the school might be closing due to lack of funding.
35:34What?
35:35Port One Day School?
35:37That's all of our childhoods.
35:38There's, like, 20 million memories in there.
35:41Exactly.
35:42Yes, are you okay?
35:43Port One Day is, like, your whole life.
35:46Finally someone gets it.
35:48I mean, look, school is never my thing,
35:50but everybody knows that you're, like,
35:52the best teacher ever.
35:54Seriously, people don't shut up about that.
35:57Oh, oh.
35:59Hmm.
36:01Wait, I know that you're looking for a place to live.
36:03You've seen my show?
36:06Bits and Pieces.
36:08You know, I was thinking about renting out my spare room.
36:10Do you want to be my roommate?
36:13Are you serious?
36:14Yes!
36:19You'll be like the sister I never ate.
36:22Huh?
36:28Yay!
36:29Yay!
36:34Yay!
36:35Yay!
36:40Yay!
36:45Yay!
36:47Yay!
36:48Yay!
36:49Yay!
36:49OK!
36:49Yay!
36:50Let's go, Paul!
36:55Let's go, Woodpuckers!
36:57Let's go, Woodpuckers!
37:01Let's go, Woodpuckers!
37:03Let's go, Woodpuckers!
37:04Let's go, Woodpuckers!
37:05Let's go, Woodpuckers!
37:06Go skis!
37:08Go skis!
37:10Hey, let's go, guys!
37:11No!
37:12No, no, no, no, Kenju, Doc, no!
37:16Get out of here! Come on, you know,
37:17you know this is killing me, but you've got to remain
37:19300 feet away from anybody in the Ross family!
37:22Sit down, Dr. Downer. We might
37:23actually win this game. Yeah, hey,
37:25can you believe it? I think this is the most exciting
37:27game we've ever had in Mosquito history.
37:29Ow! Wow, we really got
37:31to rethink the team name. These things are bastards.
37:33Anyhow, we're down and running the seventh,
37:35right? Paul Parks gets up there,
37:37hits an amazing single, slides into
37:39first, twists his ankle, so we just sent out a
37:41pinch runner.
37:45What's he doing in the game? Because he's our fastest runner,
37:47Doc, don't worry he could bra-
37:49Let's go, Junior!
37:51Let's go, Junior!
37:53Let's go Junior!
38:03Woo-hoo!
38:05Woo-hoo!
38:06Let's go Junior!
38:09Hey!
38:10Hey!
38:12Let's go Junior!
38:15Let's go, Junior!
38:19Let's go, Junior!
38:20Let's go, Junior!
38:21All right, there we go, there we go.
38:23Come on. Come on.
38:28Shagwa!
38:28Oh!
38:30Looked outside to me.
38:31Okay, we got it, we got it.
38:43Come on, Junior!
38:44Come on, Junior!
38:47Frankie!
38:49Oh!
38:50Bravo!
38:58Go!
38:59Go!
39:00Come on!
39:08Come on, come on, come on!
39:15Come on, Junior!
39:16Go, Junior!
39:16Okay!
39:17Okay!
39:18Let's go, Junior!
39:20Go!
39:26Go!
39:28Set him up!
39:31Set him up!
39:33Come on, boy!
39:41He's gonna make it!
39:44Slide!
39:46Help me get down!
39:49No!
39:54No!
39:58No!
40:04No!
40:06Slide!
40:07Slide!
40:08He's going home!
40:09Fly home, Junior!
40:11Fly home!
40:23Fly home!
40:32No!
40:32No!
40:33No!
40:33No!
40:34What's happening?
40:35What the hell's wrong with you?
40:37Why would you do that?
40:38Forget about the lawsuit.
40:40You're going to jail.
40:41Dad, stop!
40:42He did it for me!
40:44He's the reason he got hurt in the first place!
40:46No, I am!
40:47I took too much protein powder and it made my bones brittle.
40:52Why would you do something so stupid?
40:54Because I want to make you proud of me!
40:57Doc Martin was just trying to protect me.
41:00You heard that?
41:03Doc B is a hero!
41:04Time!
41:05Time!
41:06Poor Wen is disqualified for fan interference!
41:09Boo!
41:12Boo!
41:14I spoke too soon.
41:16Doc, you should sneak out the back.
41:24Yes, I'm sure.
41:28I talked to my lawyers.
41:30That sounds expensive.
41:31What now?
41:32Dropping the lawsuit.
41:35Thank you for figuring out what was wrong with my son.
41:38Well, no help from you.
41:39Hey, will you let me finish before I change my mind?
41:43What I'm trying to say is I won't tell anybody about Boston.
41:48There's nothing to tell.
41:51Well, there's plenty to tell.
41:53But I'm not telling anyone.
41:56For now.
42:00All right, champ.
42:02Be careful.
42:03He's a bag of bones.
42:05Hey.
42:07Good job up there.
42:09Oh!
42:10You will never beat us!
42:13Never, never, never, never!
42:15I'll beat you with my bare hands, but I don't touch trash.
42:19Oh, who you calling trash?
42:20You.
42:21You smell like an old rotten herring.
42:24You, you, you, you slime yourself.
42:27You say that again.
42:28You slime yourself!
42:37Happens every year.
42:39Every year?
42:39Mm-hmm.
42:50Go skeets.
42:58Go skeets!
43:01Hmm.
43:03Ugh.
43:06What are we waiting for?
43:10What are we waiting for?
43:13It's time, the time is now
43:18We gotta take a leap
43:21We gotta dig real deep
43:24And we might like what we find
43:28On the other side
43:33On the other side
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