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مسلسل Dead to Me مترجم - Episode 2
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00:20This is delicious.
00:23You wouldn't even know it's not meat, right?
00:25Wrong.
00:25Char.
00:26This isn't meat?
00:27I can't eat this.
00:29Okay.
00:29You know what?
00:30You are being a jerk.
00:31We have a guest.
00:33Is she a guest or does she live here now?
00:35Yeah.
00:35How long is Judy staying with us?
00:37Um, I mean, I don't know.
00:39It's the first night, so...
00:41I mean, we haven't really talked about it.
00:43No, we've never discussed, like, the exact...
00:45I don't know.
00:46...time frame, but...
00:47I don't want to be awkward about it.
00:48No, no, let's not be awkward.
00:50It's...
00:50Whatever you...
00:51Whatever you...
00:52Whatever you need.
00:53As long as you want.
00:54As long as you want it.
00:57Sounds good.
00:58Okay?
00:58Oh, you don't even know her.
01:00You met her in some group a few weeks ago, and now she's gonna live in Dad's studio.
01:05Do you know how fucked up that is?
01:07Okay.
01:08She is sitting right here.
01:10So you are being rude.
01:11A.
01:11B. Enough with the fucks, okay?
01:14You're 14 years old.
01:16And C. I would never, ever put you in harm's way.
01:19Okay?
01:20Everything is gonna be fine.
01:22I'm an excellent judge of character.
01:25Except for that one babysitter.
01:27That stole money from your evening bag.
01:29Stephanie.
01:30Yeah, Stephanie.
01:31Okay, you know, well, Judy is not a petty thief with an opioid addiction.
01:36That I know of.
01:38No, I'm not.
01:38But I hope that Stephanie got the help that she needs.
01:41She's dead.
01:43Um, Charlie, I totally get it.
01:47That is weird that I'm here.
01:49Look, you could be anybody.
01:50I could be anybody.
01:51She could be a crazy person.
01:53So could I.
01:54So could I.
02:07I'm really sorry about Charlie.
02:09He's just, God, he's been such a little dick since his dad died.
02:12Oh, he's great.
02:13If you think he's great, then you are a saint.
02:17He's great.
02:18No, I'm not a saint.
02:19You are an angel.
02:20Oh, please, no.
02:21Yeah.
02:21You'll come to find that I am the devil.
02:23I'm the devil.
02:25I'm glad you're here.
02:28Me too.
02:31Oh, you know what?
02:32There's, uh, some fresh linens and towels over there for you.
02:35I, I'm sorry.
02:36I didn't make up the bed.
02:37I just haven't been able to bring myself to go into the guest house.
02:40Oh, stop it.
02:41Come on.
02:42You are so nice.
02:43I can't thank you enough.
02:44You're such a good friend.
02:49Well, not that good.
02:51What?
02:53Look, this, this wasn't my finest moment, but I gave Steve my business card the night I found out he
03:03wasn't dead.
03:04Oh.
03:04And he called me, and I'm selling his house.
03:10Okay.
03:11I'm really sorry, but to be fair, in the moment, I thought you were a lying psychopath.
03:16No, of course.
03:17Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
03:18What?
03:19You're bleeding.
03:19Oh, God.
03:21Are you okay?
03:21Yeah, yeah, it's a nick.
03:23The glass chipped.
03:24Okay.
03:25Sorry.
03:26Look, I just, I just hope it's not going to be weird, me working with Steve.
03:30Hmm.
03:31It's, uh, a little weird.
03:32I'm not as weird as you lying about him being dead, but.
03:35No, right.
03:35Because that's weird.
03:36That was way weird.
03:37Yeah.
03:38Can I please get you a Band-Aid?
03:40No, I.
03:40Because it, it looks like a gash.
03:42I'm not really a nick.
03:43I'm a bleeder.
03:44Everyone's a bleeder, but that's just real grim.
03:47I just, I don't know.
03:48I guess maybe I thought that, like, I don't know, Steve and I would, like, work it out or something.
03:56You still have feelings for him.
03:58No, I shouldn't.
04:00You know what?
04:01This is probably for the best, you know?
04:04It's going to force you to just move on.
04:07Yeah.
04:08But I just, that was our house.
04:10We were going to have a family there, and he doesn't even run it past me.
04:14Well, you know what?
04:15You, you can stay here as long as you want, okay?
04:18Oh, yeah.
04:20You know, I'm going to get the first aid kit, because this looks like a horror movie.
04:28Oh.
04:39Yeah.
04:44Yeah.
05:12I don't know.
05:15I don't know.
06:05I don't know.
06:08I don't know.
06:08I don't know.
06:20I don't know.
06:46I don't know.
07:03I don't know.
07:08I don't know.
07:15I don't know.
07:16Sorry, girl, but you really can't be in here.
07:19Girl, I know.
07:21Bye, girl.
07:24Bye.
07:25Uh-huh.
07:272QCE265.
07:28He was speeding near the street that Ted was hit, so I just thought maybe there'd be a connection there.
07:34Oh, that's a stretch?
07:35Well, maybe if you found the guy, I wouldn't have to fucking stretch!
07:39Who are we yelling at now?
07:40Cops.
07:41Wonderful.
07:42Steve is here.
07:45Heyo.
07:45Hey, there he is.
07:47Christopher was just giving me a tour of your office.
07:49Nice.
07:50Love it.
07:50It's, like, beachy but not tacky.
07:52You know, it's a tough wave to surf.
07:55Have a seat.
07:56I, uh, can't wait to take a tour of your house.
07:58I drove past it last week.
08:01Goosebumps from stem to stern.
08:03Oh, here's the exclusivity agreement.
08:05Yeah, thanks.
08:05No, it's a sweet place, definitely, but, uh, way too much room for me now.
08:10Right, yeah.
08:11Yeah.
08:11Oh, hey, how's Judy?
08:12Did you ever find it that night you came looking for her?
08:15I did.
08:17Yes, actually, um, it's just a really funny misunderstanding.
08:22Hmm.
08:22Meant to be.
08:23How so?
08:24Well, I met you, and now we are working together.
08:29You have been hanging out with Judy.
08:30Sounds like something she would say.
08:32Judy's actually living with Jen now.
08:35Is she?
08:36Mm-hmm.
08:36Yeah, in my guest house.
08:38It's, uh, really, it's nice having another adult around after my husband died, so...
08:43She needed a place to land, and it just worked out for the both of us.
08:47Great.
08:47Very kind of you.
08:48You know, Judy's, she's been through a lot.
08:50I know, I know.
08:52She's really, she's been a rock for me.
08:54Ha.
08:58Really?
08:59Yeah.
09:01Why?
09:02Ah, look, I don't want to talk badly about her, but, uh, whatever it's worth, let's just
09:07say that wherever Judy goes, chaos tends to follow.
09:11Okay.
09:12No, really, I wish her the best.
09:14But, uh, she is, um, a little nuts.
09:22Well, that feels like new information.
09:46What?
09:47The whole fuck.
09:51You are free.
09:55Oh, my God.
10:01Oh, my God.
10:15What the fuck are you?
10:17Ah!
10:17Oh, my God.
10:25Hey.
10:26You threw a rock at my car, you crazy bitch.
10:28What are you doing, you asshole?
10:29Slow the fuck down.
10:30Yeah, Nathan.
10:31Ew.
10:32Fuck you.
10:39Yes.
10:40It was the same asshole, still speeding,
10:42and the fucker spit at me.
10:46Mm-hmm.
10:48Yes.
10:49That is the exact message I wanted to give the detective.
11:09Hey.
11:10Hey.
11:12Breakfast is almost ready.
11:15Have you been sleeping outside?
11:18Oh, yeah.
11:20Okay.
11:22It's, um...
11:23It's, um...
11:23It's...
11:23I mean, is the guest house not...
11:25Are you...
11:26Not...
11:27Why?
11:28The guest house is great.
11:29Okay.
11:30It's just...
11:31It's...
11:33Honestly, it's hard.
11:36Okay.
11:37There's a lot of Ted in there.
11:39Like, a lot of his stuff.
11:41And it just...
11:43It's like...
11:44I don't know.
11:44It's kind of like spiritually overwhelming.
11:47Oh.
11:50But it's okay.
11:52Okay.
11:52Well, it doesn't...
11:53You're clearly upset, so it doesn't seem okay.
11:56I'm sorry.
11:58No, no.
11:59Please, I'm...
12:00I'm sorry.
12:00No, I'm so sorry.
12:02And, honestly, there's, like, a lot of valuable stuff in there.
12:05So, I mean, maybe the kids want it, or...
12:07You know, you could even sell some of it and make some money.
12:10I can't even bring myself to go in there.
12:12You think I'm ready to start selling his stuff?
12:14Oh, God, you're right.
12:15I'm sorry.
12:16I didn't...
12:17I swear, I didn't mean for you to get rid of anything.
12:19I can never get rid of anything.
12:21I mean, I'm such a collector.
12:22I totally am.
12:22I get it.
12:23I even keep some of my stuff in a storage facility.
12:27Okay, just...
12:28One sec.
12:29Wait, you know what?
12:29Forget I even said that.
12:36Hi.
12:39Ma'am?
12:39So, did you find the guy, the license plate that I called in,
12:42that fucking aggro piece of shit?
12:44That's not...
12:45I don't know.
12:46We're looking for Judy Hale.
12:49Oh.
12:50Why are you looking for Judy?
12:54I'm Judy.
12:55Ma'am.
12:56We're here to inform you that a temporary restraining order
12:58has been placed on you, barring you within 100 feet of Steven Wood.
13:02If we receive a complaint or notice that you have violated the terms of this order,
13:06you will be arrested.
13:08Do you understand?
13:10I understand.
13:11I understand.
13:11Have a good day.
13:14I can see how this looks.
13:16So what? Are you...
13:17Are you stalking him?
13:19No.
13:20Not really.
13:21So it's a...
13:21What is it? Just like a light stalking?
13:24I called him a bunch of times and he didn't answer, so I showed up at his office.
13:27So you went to his office?
13:28And his house.
13:31And then the golf course.
13:32Judy.
13:33I swear, this is more a reflection of his character than it is of mine.
13:36I have two kids who have been through a lot.
13:38I don't need cops showing up at my door.
13:40I just wanted to talk to him about selling the house.
13:43But he'd rather call up his cop friends and file a restraining order
13:46to keep me from telling him how hurt I am.
13:50I'm just hurt.
13:51Mm-hmm.
13:57But you didn't know she was a stalker, huh?
13:59I did, actually.
14:02So...
14:05Fuck.
14:06I told you that Steve was an asshole.
14:08I know.
14:09Why'd you even want to talk to that putt?
14:12There's a lot of things left unsaid.
14:14Let him go.
14:15Good riddance.
14:16I know.
14:17I can't.
14:18Maybe I am crazy.
14:20You are crazy.
14:21But who isn't?
14:23You know what you ought to do?
14:24You ought to fill out one of these online profiles.
14:27Or help me.
14:28I don't know what I'm doing.
14:31All right.
14:32Let's see.
14:36Babe, you know, you don't need to do online dating.
14:38Half the women in here are dying to get with you.
14:41Let's see how you did.
14:43Yep.
14:44You're alive.
14:45Well, you don't hear that too often around here.
14:47You know, if I saw you in here, I'd click.
14:52Not good enough for you.
14:55Forty years ago, maybe.
14:57I'm not so picky now.
14:59I'm serious.
15:01Hmm?
15:01I've done some really bad things, Abe.
15:04Oh, who among us?
15:06We all mess up.
15:09But I know you.
15:11You're good.
15:13Crazy or not?
15:15I love you.
15:17I love you.
15:25Welcome to my humble abode.
15:28Told you I'd make it up to you.
15:30You did good.
15:31Steve!
15:32Can I be honest?
15:33No, lie to me.
15:34This is hilarious.
15:35This place is stunning, bro.
15:37Oh, thanks, man.
15:38No, it's perfect.
15:40It'll sell so fast.
15:41I mean, these interiors.
15:43Are you sure you're not gay?
15:44That I know of.
15:46No, I'm sure.
15:47Water?
15:48Cold? Room temp?
15:49Oh, I'm so good.
15:50Can I keep giving myself a tour?
15:51Yeah, man.
15:52Knock yourself out, bro.
15:54Here we are.
15:55Ah, thanks.
15:56Figured you were your room temp girl.
15:57You got me.
15:58It really is stunning.
16:00Oh, thank you.
16:00Yeah.
16:01It's weird, though.
16:02I would never know Judy ever lived here.
16:05Hmm.
16:06Yeah, I just always had a pretty clear vision of the space,
16:08I guess, and she just let me run with it.
16:11You know, I, um, I don't want to get in the middle of anything,
16:14but a restraining order?
16:17I mean, how concerned should I be?
16:22Uh, I'm sorry if that whole thing caused any drama,
16:24but, um, I felt like I needed to send a message.
16:28You know, she won't leave me alone.
16:30Hmm.
16:31Um, I just want to move on.
16:33That's all.
16:35All right.
16:36I'm gonna go upstairs.
16:37Can I, can I go upstairs?
16:38My casa is your casa, please.
16:40Going up too?
16:41Of course.
16:42Drake.
16:42Oh, oh, oh.
16:44Ooh, what's in here?
16:46Oh, you know what?
16:47Actually, maybe don't, uh...
16:48Okay, well, this needs a little work.
16:50All right.
16:51I'm sorry about this.
16:52Oh.
16:54Uh, it's okay.
16:56Well, uh, you know, I honestly kind of forget about this room.
16:59I usually just keep the door shut and, uh...
17:02I can't really bring myself to...
17:05I get it.
17:07Judy told me about the miscarriages.
17:10She did?
17:11Yeah, she did.
17:14It's terrible.
17:16I can't tell you how many times we started decorating this room.
17:18I can imagine.
17:20We waited, too, you know, this last time.
17:23We thought we were in the clear.
17:25I mean, she was five months.
17:28Huh.
17:33Should've waited longer.
17:36You know, babies don't even need their own room.
17:41Look, I guess I don't know either of you very well, but...
17:46For what it's worth, if I had gone through what you and Judy went through,
17:51I'd be a little nuts, too.
17:58Yeah.
17:59I'll show you the master suite. It's sick.
18:01Mm-hmm. Okay.
18:26Hey, Charlie, what's up?
18:31What are you doing?
18:35Oh.
18:36Cool.
18:37That game looks...
18:39so violent.
18:42It's, like, disturbing, huh?
18:44I don't talk to strangers.
18:47Yeah, me either.
18:48Or stalkers.
18:50No, that's smart.
18:52Just so you know, I'm not really a stalker.
18:55I mean, not a good one, anyway.
18:57Yeah.
18:58You got caught.
18:59This time.
19:02Honestly, the whole thing is a misunderstanding.
19:07You expect me to believe that?
19:10Well, you're playing a game where the women have watermelon boobs, but can somehow run 80 miles an hour, so...
19:16I don't know what you believe.
19:17I believe you're annoying me.
19:20I just wanted to say that, um...
19:22I really appreciate you guys letting me stay in your dad's studio.
19:27Um, well, it wasn't my call. My vote doesn't count.
19:31Counts to me.
19:36Whatever. It's...
19:39It's just weird, you being in there.
19:42It was weird for me, too.
19:49Do you have any weed?
19:51Do you?
19:53No.
19:55Good.
19:58Uh, you didn't answer.
20:02I don't talk to strangers.
20:06But, I am gonna order a pizza, if you are at all interested.
20:14Only if it has meat on it.
20:16It shall.
20:17No.
20:25How is it?
20:26Good.
20:27Meaty.
20:27Seriously, they killed a whole herd of animals for you to have that much meat on your pizza.
20:32Well done.
20:33It tastes pretty good.
20:34Here, you want some of my meat?
20:36Sure.
20:36Put this meat on yours.
20:37I have all of my meat.
20:38Okay, I like it.
20:47Good.
20:56Yes.
20:58The rabbit is...
20:58Uh...
21:06How do I enjoy it?
21:06I'm gonna make it a lot.
21:06Good, good.
21:07I'm gonna let the rabbit go.
21:09Go to the rabbit hole.
21:12I couldn't figure it out.
21:14No, no.
21:17I couldn't figure it out.
21:17I'm gonna catch my breast.
22:32I wonder you couldn't sleep.
22:34There's so much shit in here.
22:49Let's clear it all, okay?
22:51Really?
22:51Yeah.
22:53Go ahead.
22:55Go ahead.
22:56No, go, please.
22:56Me first.
22:57I'm not going to fight with you about this.
22:58Okay.
23:07Can I have dad's less pull?
23:09All right, kiddo.
23:11There you go.
23:13Thanks, mom.
23:14Yeah.
23:19I want the gun.
23:20Hmm?
23:21What gun?
23:22Dad's gun.
23:22Okay, well, it is in the safe, and I do not have the combination, and even if I did have
23:26the combination, I would be getting rid of the gun.
23:29Why do you want daddy's gun?
23:31For protection, you know?
23:32I'm the man of the house now.
23:34Oh, come on.
23:35Please.
23:35Honey, I don't know where you're getting this patriarchal shit from, but you are not the
23:39man of the house.
23:39You are a child.
23:41I am the woman of the house, and I do the protecting.
23:45So, you can have the drums.
23:47Yes.
23:53Did I just get played?
23:54You're pretty sure you did.
23:56Wait, I'm sorry.
23:57There's a gun in here?
23:59Mm-hmm.
24:00Sorry.
24:05Shit.
24:06This is heavy.
24:08It's so heavy.
24:10Why didn't we hire guys to do this for us?
24:13Because we're empowered women, and I think I might have told you it would be cathartic
24:17for you.
24:17Yeah, well, it's not.
24:19Well, now we know.
24:20And, you know, hiring men to do our bidding is also very empowering, so.
24:24Yes.
24:25Uh, note taken.
24:29I appreciate you making room for me.
24:31Yeah, I appreciate you telling me about the storage place.
24:35You know, I saw the nursery at Steve's house the other day.
24:41Your house.
24:42Really?
24:42Yeah.
24:44He, uh, he couldn't bear to go in there, either.
24:47Couldn't even look when I opened the door.
24:50Well, I told you Steve's not really good at dealing with feelings.
24:53I mean, I honestly can't blame him, you know?
24:57Grief does some weird shit to people, you know?
25:00I mean, what you guys went through was intense.
25:06Yeah.
25:09It was.
25:16Oh, shit.
25:19Oh, shit.
25:41You all right?
25:44Oh, yeah.
25:46Mm-hmm.
25:49Hey, you know what?
25:52This is for you.
25:56I just thought you might want it back.
26:00Oh, my God.
26:06Wow.
26:08Did you steal it?
26:09No.
26:11No.
26:11Steve said I could have it.
26:12I mean, I would have stolen it if I had to, but no.
26:15It's so sweet.
26:19You know, there was something that Steve said that really, really bothered me.
26:27What?
26:28I said you were nuts.
26:30Oh, yeah.
26:31That's...
26:32Well, it's practically my nickname.
26:34No, but that's not okay.
26:36Men call women nuts and crazy way too often just to undermine us.
26:41You know?
26:42Yeah, you're right.
26:43No, I mean, you shouldn't even be able to call someone crazy anymore.
26:45No, you shouldn't.
26:46No, crazy should go the way of the R word.
26:50R word.
26:51Don't make me say it.
26:52Return.
26:52Got it.
26:53Got it.
26:56Oh, you motherfucker.
27:00What?
27:00What?
27:01What's wrong?
27:02Wait here.
27:07What are you doing?
27:09Again?
27:24Hey.
27:27Hey.
27:29Hey.
27:30What the fuck are you doing?
27:34Hey.
27:38Hey!
27:40Hey.
27:42Hey.
27:55Hey.
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