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مسلسل One Day at a Time مترجم - Episode 2
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00:17You are just having a nightmare you are not at war you are home you are safe
00:30everything is okay okay except on 38 years old sleeping with my mom what is wrong
00:40with that are you wearing makeup of course what if I got up in the middle of
00:51the night and I ran into someone like you might barge in on Julio Iglesias in the
00:56bathroom you don't know where Julio spends his time and I need to look nice in
01:05case I die in my sleep don't say that me huh if I do die and I'm not saying I
01:13will make sure that they do a good job on my face for the funeral and bring a
01:19little red lipstick along I know you've been telling me since I was five don't
01:23let them make me up like a bulldog and my shade is a scarlet sunrise
01:33okay I'm gonna go make breakfast
01:58this is a good thing
02:02don't give me that look bitch
02:30this is it this is life the one you get
02:33yes son don't you worry no we'll just take it like it comes one day at a time
02:40yeah
02:41one day at a time
02:43one day at a time
02:45one day at a time
02:46there's no so much for me I'm there
02:48one day at a time
02:49one day at a time
02:52one day at a time
02:56that's two
02:59that's three
03:04oh my god five what's going on in there
03:08the first one was for Pete and the last one were to piss you off
03:13so you're basically murdering the planet just to spite me
03:16yeah and it worked
03:19it's impossible to be zen in this house
03:23you know it's bad enough that you take 40 minute showers
03:26I have to use water to get ready
03:27every time I show up at school there are all these eyes expecting perfection
03:32and you give it to them pepito
03:36easy
03:37it's setting
03:40hija
03:41why are you in your uniform before you shower and get ready
03:46I am ready abuelita
03:50that's what I was afraid of
03:52okay everybody let's go
03:54I can't be late
03:55we're having one of our staff meetings at work
03:57aren't there only four of you
03:59and yet we take attendance
04:01but I've actually got some good stuff to talk about today
04:04so hopefully I can get through it without being interrupted by Scott the freaking Bobo
04:08no I know Bobo is an insult but it sounds adorable
04:11like he's a little clown
04:13oh yes he is a clown
04:14and like every other clown I want to punch him in the face
04:18but I'm a professional
04:19so when he starts pulling his crap
04:21I am gonna smile
04:22I'm gonna nod
04:24but inside I'm gonna be like
04:28don't worry I got this
04:29I spent all week preparing this badass spreadsheet
04:31and I'm gonna make it rain and formative data
04:35I have a lot going on today too
04:37they're implementing my composting initiative in the cafeteria
04:42I wish I could make you this excited about a comb
04:48our school's weight stream will really shrink
04:50if we let the food decompose naturally
04:52and once I'm able to introduce worms
04:55triple the excretions
04:58you have weird goals
05:02hey
05:03no she doesn't
05:08okay
05:09staff meeting everybody
05:12staff meeting
05:16first things first
05:18Lori
05:20here
05:20okay
05:22Penelope
05:24here we're all here there's four of us
05:25halfway there
05:27Scott
05:30Dr. Berkowitz
05:32okay
05:34any new business
05:36yes
05:36turns out
05:38I've been wearing the wrong bra size
05:40my whole life
05:44great
05:45that's
05:46that's
05:46that's great
05:49anything about the office
05:51yes
05:51yes
05:52here's some information
05:53I think you'll all find interesting
05:55dare I say badass
05:57lately we've been getting some complaints from patients about wait times
06:00oh that's not good
06:01well if we stagger our appointments by just five minutes
06:04we could decrease wait time
06:05while still maintaining an excellent level of patient
06:07actually it sounds like the patients won't get the same amount of time with Dr. B
06:11that they've come to expect
06:17well
06:18they'd have more time with him if
06:21actually in today's medical industry it's important we don't sacrifice human interaction just for the sake of expediency
06:27actually
06:29Scott
06:31I've been involved in today's medical industry even longer than you
06:33and it's easy to get burned out
06:35I get it
06:37boy
06:37such great contributions today
06:41aww
06:41thank you
06:43all I'm saying is there's a reason this guy's been running the office this way for so long
06:47right
06:49Berkulies
06:52I like that
06:53and I must say I'm very attracted to the concept of nothing changing
06:59okay
07:00great
07:01status quo it is
07:02all right
07:03meeting adjourned
07:04thank you everybody
07:06if it ain't broke don't fix it right doc
07:09oh
07:14oh my god
07:15is that how cubans clap
07:17you don't want to find out
07:30I have a salsa emergency
07:34the condiment or the dance I am equipped for both
07:40there's this girl
07:41Lola
07:42ooh
07:43is she cubana
07:45close
07:45she's from Sacramento
07:49we're going out dancing tonight
07:50and I may have led her to believe that I know how to salsa dance
07:55do you think you could show me a couple moves you think
07:58wow
07:59you're amazing
08:00I know
08:02no
08:03salsa is just
08:04you want me
08:06you can't have me
08:08you want me
08:09no
08:10you can't have me
08:13now
08:13take me in your arms
08:15like a man
08:16huh
08:17see I consider myself a feminist
08:19so I don't know
08:23oh that kind of man
08:25got it
08:271, 2, 3
08:281, 2, 3
08:29move those hips
08:30feel the music
08:32show me something
08:37so
08:40you are in love with this girl
08:44oh yikes
08:45slow down
08:46I'm not in love with her
08:47love isn't even real
08:49it's just
08:50something your nanny says
08:51sometimes to your dad
08:55the first moment
08:57I saw my Berto
08:58a lightning bolt
09:00went through me
09:00and I saw
09:01my future
09:03the next 40 years
09:05went by
09:05as quickly
09:07as that first night
09:09wow
09:09that is so inspiring
09:12we hooked up
09:13at a barbecue
09:14okay
09:15it's time to dance
09:22churning the bottle
09:23churning the bottle
09:24whoo
09:25whoo
09:26whoo
09:26take my leg
09:28brutal
09:29I get it
09:30we're Cuban
09:31azúcar
09:36can you believe
09:37this living stereotype
09:38I know
09:38it's
09:39oh my god
09:39what's happening
09:40oh
09:40what's happening
09:41oh
09:41oh
09:42oh
09:43I think
09:44help is my hot
09:45Cuban blood
09:47oh
09:47I must
09:48dance
09:52whoo
09:52come on
09:53hey
09:54come on
09:57whoo
09:58okay I'm busy
10:01oh god there goes my shoulder
10:03whatever I needed that
10:05I had a crazy annoying day
10:06it couldn't have been as bad as mine
10:08at lunch
10:09no one scrapped the food
10:11into the new composting bins
10:12even when I stood in front of the trash cans
10:14Zach Miller
10:15hit her with a hamburger
10:17what
10:18no
10:18he threw it in the wrong bin
10:20and I deflected it
10:22with my face
10:25no one was listening to me
10:27so she started screaming
10:28and calling everyone
10:29earth murderers
10:32look Elena
10:33look Elena I get it
10:33because it's in me too
10:34in five seconds I go from nodding thoughtfully
10:37to lighting a car on fire
10:40you lit a car on fire
10:43that happened only once
10:44yeah
10:45and it was kind of an accident
10:48but that's why you and me
10:50we gotta watch it
10:51you know like today
10:51I barely got a word
10:53and before
10:53bobble
10:54started interrupting me
10:56talking over me
10:57I couldn't even get my point across
10:58well that's just sexist
11:00no
11:02he's not smacking me on the ass
11:03and going
11:04oye mamita
11:07oh
11:08that makes me miss your abuelo
11:14you wanna see real sexism
11:16be a woman in the army
11:18okay
11:18you got a 22 year old white boy
11:20from South Carolina
11:21marching behind you
11:22going
11:23is it hot out here
11:24or is it you
11:26of course it was hot out there
11:27it was a freaking desert
11:29but you wanna know
11:30how I dealt with that bobble
11:31by being a better soldier than him
11:33and eventually
11:34that's how they saw me
11:35not as a woman at all
11:37I would prefer to die
11:41yo no entiendo
11:43como these men and women
11:44all want to be the same
11:45we should celebrate
11:46our differences
11:48I would never trade
11:49these for that
11:53mommy
11:53no no
11:54I agree with her
11:54everybody wants to see those
11:56nobody wants to see this
11:59okay everybody
12:00stop gesturing
12:02mom
12:03I'm not talking about
12:05old people's sexism
12:06it's much more subtle now
12:08men assert their power
12:09through microaggressions
12:10and mansplaining
12:11oh
12:13mansplaining
12:14is that like
12:15manscaping
12:16I just learned that
12:18and I love it
12:21no
12:22mansplaining is when
12:23when a man explains
12:24something to a woman
12:28that she already knows
12:29but he acts like
12:30he's teaching her
12:30does that
12:32make sense
12:38what I was just explaining
12:40what mansplaining
12:40oh
12:41wow
12:45Elena
12:47microaggressions
12:48and all this little crap
12:49if I got bent out of shape
12:50every time a man said
12:51something stupid
12:52you wouldn't be here
12:56mom
12:57this is a real problem
12:59the sexism I'm talking about
13:01is all the little
13:02disrespectful things
13:03that men do
13:03that they
13:04that they don't even realize
13:08sorry I cut you off
13:09talk as long as you want
13:10not that you need
13:10my permission
13:11I'm just
13:12you know what
13:13I'd like to hear from the ladies
13:14women
13:14females
13:14you guys
13:15not guys
13:15humans
13:19wow
13:20you broke Snyder
13:24mom
13:25this stuff
13:26might not seem like a big deal
13:27but it chips away at you
13:28you gotta call Scott out
13:30why would I waste my time
13:32that is right
13:33you will never
13:34win men over
13:35by confronting them
13:37you flirt with them
13:39you hypnotize them
13:41and then you do
13:42whatever the hell you want
13:48and then
13:48they will think
13:50they are the boss
13:51but really
13:52you are the boss
13:55why can't they just know
13:56you're the boss
13:57oh no
13:58they would be so upset
14:03that is horrifying
14:05oh see
14:06well nobody ever threw
14:08a hamburger
14:09in my face
14:12man
14:12I'm glad I'm a guy
14:14so I don't have to think
14:15about sexism
14:16I don't have to think
14:53Mi amor, wake up
14:57What are you doing?
15:00I was thinking
15:02That if you would wear a little makeup
15:04You would look presentable
15:07And maybe the people in school
15:09Would listen to your garbage ideas
15:14How would that help?
15:17Lawyers would love to wear sweatpants
15:20But they wear suits
15:21So the George will take them seriously
15:25Go on
15:25Really?
15:28So
15:31Makeup makes you beautiful
15:33Beauty gives you power
15:37And that is why I never let anyone see me without it
15:41I just realized
15:42My whole life
15:43I've never seen you without makeup
15:45Yes, you have
15:46My baby pictures
15:49Even in those
15:50You had your ears pierced
15:52Oh, without earrings
15:53I look ridiculous
15:55But, mija, por favor
15:58Won't you just try it my way?
16:00Huh?
16:02I like what you said about power
16:04So
16:06All right
16:06I'll give it a try
16:08Ah!
16:09Gracias
16:12Wonderful news
16:13Elena can be in the Christmas card this year
16:16You look very nice
16:18Thank you
16:20I meant her
16:21Well, she didn't do anything
16:27What?
16:29Nothing
16:29Just if you get hit with a hamburger today
16:32It's gonna stick
16:34Oh, come on, Elena
16:35It looks nice
16:36You just look different
16:38What is this?
16:39We're your grandma to work day?
16:43I'm kidding
16:44You look great
16:45And whatever this is
16:46Good luck with it
16:47What are you gonna do about Scott the Bobo?
16:50Nothing
16:50Because he doesn't matter
16:51I'm going straight to Dr. Berkowitz
16:53Then I'll accomplish my goal
16:55And Scott's burgundy red Buick Regal license plate 37.4 PCE will remain unharmed
17:01Just a little more rude
17:02Let me know
17:03Damn it, you're right
17:13Oh, gracias
17:19Yeah, thank you so much
17:20Evan is there
17:21I wanted to talk to you about my waiting room ideas from the meeting yesterday
17:24Hey, we have a waiting room full of patients out there who are very unhappy
17:27Sounds like there's a problem that a badass spreadsheet could have fixed
17:30When my dogs are upset, I rub their bellies
17:34Should I?
17:38There's gotta be something we could do
17:40Blue Sky, what if we stagger the appointments by just five minutes?
17:45People would wait less and be so much happier when they see your handsome mug
17:50Smart way to go
17:52Boom
17:52Boom
17:56Okay
17:57I am not trying to turn this into an argument
18:00But I said the same thing yesterday and nobody listened
18:03I don't think that's exactly what you said
18:05No, that's exactly what I said, Scott
18:07But maybe you didn't hear it because you were on your phone like now
18:11Uh, what?
18:13Yo voy a matar este hombre
18:15What does that mean?
18:17I'm just thinking about lunch
18:21When it comes to ideas, no one's keeping score
18:24But today, Scott wins
18:28All right, I need to say something
18:30I do
18:30Okay, uh, Scott
18:35Sometimes I've noticed
18:37When I'm talking, you don't listen
18:40I've let it go
18:41But now I'm saying something professional
18:44In a professional manner
18:47Professionally
18:49I think what Penelope's trying to say
18:51Oh my God
18:52Stop saying what I am trying to say
18:55You mansplaining, microaggressive, bobo cabrón
19:03You're sexist
19:04And I'm tired of letting it go
19:06Does that make sense?
19:10Okay
19:11A lot of big feelings
19:13And a fertile area for what is now our biannual staff meeting
19:19Hold up, Doc
19:20You think I'm sexist?
19:22That's crazy
19:23I love women
19:25It's got nothing to do with love
19:26It's the way you act
19:27You dismiss everything I say
19:30Yeah, you better be waving at someone you know
19:34Guys, guys, let's keep our anger where it belongs
19:37With the patience
19:41I don't know what you're complaining about
19:43If anything, I'm the victim of reverse sexism
19:45What?
19:46I'm in a traditionally female-dominated profession
19:48And if I had to diagnose what's happening
19:50You're jealous because I'm killing it
19:53Oh my God
19:54That's insane
19:55Don't get hysterical
19:57Okay, you see that
19:57That right there
19:58That is sexist
19:59You would never say that to Dr. Berkowitz
20:01That's because Dr. B's cool as a cuke
20:03I'm about to cry
20:07I do everything around here, okay?
20:09I order office supplies
20:11I call insurance companies
20:12I even make the stupid coffee because yours sucks
20:15And Lori always burns herself
20:16It never looks hot
20:20How about all the times you take off early
20:21For your kids' appointments
20:23And I'm left to pick up the slack
20:24Because moms are special?
20:28What did you say?
20:30Uh-oh
20:31I dropped my pen
20:35Scott, could you go get that for me?
20:37Moms are special
20:39Because we have to work twice as hard
20:41We really do
20:43Dogs are not children, Lori
20:47Look
20:47Sometimes I do have to take time off
20:50Because braces need tightening
20:51Or because my kid's head is a quote
20:53Lice carnival
20:55But I always make it up
20:57And it's just as valid as you leaving early for Shark Week
21:00All I'm saying is we're equal
21:02We all work hard
21:03We all make the same $30 an hour
21:11$30 an hour?
21:13He makes more than me?
21:16You know what?
21:17I think I'll get my pen
21:19No, I'll get it
21:20On my way out
21:21Because I am leaving
21:22Penelope
21:23No, since I'm obviously not appreciated around here
21:26I am going to cut my salary by 100%
21:29I think she's trying to say she's quitting
21:30Shut up, Scott
21:31But yes, I quit
21:36I'm sorry, Lori
21:37Your dogs are lovely
21:42Thanks for the azucar
21:44Oh, your accent is still no good
21:49But my salsa moves are thanks to you
21:51My date is such a huge success
21:53It's still happening
21:54Oh, I can't wait to meet her
21:55Yeah, you probably won't
22:01Oh, what happened to your face?
22:08Um, I took the makeup off after first period
22:10Because people were staring at me
22:12And all these boys were talking to me
22:14Which is the last thing I want
22:17I don't understand any words you are saying to me
22:21It was terrible
22:24My friends were calling her names like cute and pretty
22:27I'm the pretty one in this family
22:31Yes, you are, papito
22:34Elena, I thought you were finally listening to me
22:38I did listen to you, abuelita
22:40And I listened to mom, too
22:42I was very professional
22:43I smiled and nodded and was nice to everyone
22:47It looked really unnatural
22:50I mean, some people still call me garbage girl
22:53But I just went
22:54Went inside, I was thinking
22:59So thank you
23:00Oh, you're welcome, mija
23:03So tomorrow we try the makeup again?
23:05No, abuelita, I tried it and I didn't like it
23:08Oh, honey
23:10This morning I saw
23:11What you could be
23:14The granddaughter I have always wanted
23:22I wish you would have said that in Spanish
23:24So I didn't understand it
23:25Oh, niña, no
23:26No, I didn't mean it like that
23:28No, no
23:29You know, you use makeup like armor
23:31Because it makes you comfortable
23:33Well, this is how I feel comfortable
23:37I like the way I am
23:38Even if you don't
23:39Elena
23:43Mami
23:43I did something terrible
23:45It's okay, I have a shovel
23:48Wait, what?
23:49Wait, what do you think I did?
23:50It doesn't matter no more
23:52No one will ever know
23:53Mami
23:54I quit my job
23:55I don't understand
23:57Did you end it?
23:58No, it didn't end
23:59Did you both die?
24:00No
24:00It was a fire
24:01A scandal
24:02Was he a sex offender
24:04And they closed down the business because of the shame?
24:06No
24:07I have just said all the reasons
24:12I quit my job
24:13Because I found out that
24:15Come mierda, Scott, makes more than I do
24:17And he's only been there one month
24:20Oh, so you quit because of principles
24:24Aren't you crazy?
24:27I know
24:28I know
24:29I did exactly what I told Elena not to do
24:31I yelled
24:32I screamed
24:32And it felt great
24:33But now we're all gonna have to live in the car
24:39It's open
24:42Penelope
24:43Oh
24:44Hello, Lydia
24:46You look lovely as always
24:47I know
24:51I will let you two talk
24:57What's up?
24:58Penelope, please come back to work
25:00I'm begging you
25:00I can't run the office without you
25:03You're just saying that to be nice
25:05No, I'm not
25:06I need you
25:10Five bucks for an hour
25:13That guy
25:14Well, he's a good nurse
25:16But it wasn't right
25:18Wasn't right
25:20But in my defense
25:22He did ask for more than you did
25:25And I have a lot of trouble saying no
25:29That's why Lori works with us
25:35That mystery's solved
25:39To be honest, I don't know if it's a woman thing or what
25:42I didn't even think about negotiating
25:44I was newly separated
25:45I really needed a job
25:46You said, do you want one?
25:47I said, yes
25:48And you see, he made me feel that somehow I was lucky to have him
25:52I even gave him my parking spot
25:56Oh, so the red Buick is yours?
26:00Good to know
26:03But I'm sorry
26:05And it was nothing personal
26:07And
26:08You deserve more
26:12How about this?
26:13How about this?
26:15What if I give you a raise
26:17And you make the same amount as Scott?
26:21Plus a dollar more an hour
26:22Done
26:24Two dollars more an hour
26:25And Scott starts pulling his weight
26:27Done
26:27Which he's never gonna do
26:28So let's make it three dollars an hour
26:30Done, please
26:31Okay
26:31Okay
26:33That was fun
26:35And I have to admit
26:36Scott is not a terrible nurse
26:38He's good with the patients
26:39You know
26:40He's got a charm that I do not understand
26:42Well, he's got that jock thing going on
26:46I think that's what seduced me
26:51You know, all the nicknames
26:53And the fist bumps
26:55I guess I got caught up in the bromance
26:58I get it
27:00No, I don't get it at all
27:02But I get it
27:03So are we good?
27:05Yes
27:07Boom
27:08Yeah, I don't do that
27:11I do this
27:20Are you asleep, mi amor?
27:24Anita, no
27:25We're not doing this again
27:26No, no
27:27I'm not here to make you up
27:29I'm here to do this
27:43This is me
27:45No armor
27:49I think you look beautiful
27:51Oh
27:53I hate it
27:57This is how you feel
27:58When you're wearing makeup
27:59Yeah
28:00It is
28:01Then I understand
28:03And I will never bother you about that again
28:06Except for your kinses
28:08And I'm okay with that
28:11You know
28:12This is the only time
28:15Anyone has ever seen me without makeup
28:18I'm honored
28:20Well, one time
28:21Your abuelo came home early and saw me
28:23But as soon as I realized
28:25I went out the window
28:28I assume he thought I was an intruder
28:30We never spoke of it
28:34Are you wearing a little mascara?
28:36Nope
28:37I don't know
28:37I don't know if that's what I was going to do
28:43I don't know if that's what I was going to do
28:44I don't know if that's what I was going to do
28:46I don't know if that's what I was going to do
28:47I don't know if that's what I was going to do
28:50I don't know if that's what I was going to do
28:51I don't know if that's what I was going to do
28:52I don't know if that's what I was going to do
28:59I don't know if that's what I was going to do
29:28We'll see you next time.
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