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00:20Do you know more than that?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Reach me when I'm stuck.
00:26Keep going.
01:07You make me nervous.
01:13What is that?
01:39I can't do it.
01:40I can't do it.
01:43I can't do it.
01:45I can't do it.
02:13You can do it.
02:15Yeah, I know, I know, but I'm going to.
02:22Are you almost there?
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:27I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:32Can you?
02:33I can do this.
02:36I can do this.
02:53I can do this.
02:58I can do this.
03:18I can do this.
03:21I can do this.
03:28I can do this.
03:43I can do this.
03:47I can do this.
04:05I can do this.
04:13I can do this.
04:15I can do this.
04:20I can do this.
04:21a talented musician who i respect and also want to hook up with
04:28well yeah oh my god oh my god i'm so nervous
04:34you're overthinking get out of your head you know your just do you yeah right me
04:45by the way he may not know it yet but you're the real catch
04:49so act like it
04:55thanks coach okay gotta go
05:09come on
05:19yes no i win eating de larentis everyone losing to a girl sexist how is that sexist she is not
05:27a
05:27girl she's a person in a girl's body oh dean mandy calls cannibal sorry you're good gee this is lexi's
05:35friend zoe zoe zoe two out of three okay let's go let's go dean dean chill garrett needs to study
05:43oh and i need to live okay this is a living room hey d come on garrett's bench if he
05:48doesn't pass
05:48this thing and then he's then your whole line is fucked and the season's fucked i can't be the
05:52number one fan of a shitty team that's so embarrassing right guys i'm trying here
05:56rain fuel flying in cap we got you high in omega-3s car ford no keto bullshit thank you yes
06:03sir what is
06:05that more liquid ivy i thought you passed on the sponsorship yeah i did they dm my dad some happy
06:10family marketing angle they want me to do the whole thing with him wait sorry that's it how much money
06:15did you leave on the table does it matter it's kind of his business y'all he's trying to study
06:19trust me
06:20no amount of money is worth it that's why uh taco shock is the ideal sponsorship no strings attached just
06:26carne asada all i'm saying is cash is better than tacos unless you don't need the cash i guess jules
06:31what what he knows he's a nepo okay you know what i need to focus jeez no see what you
06:37did
06:41think he's coming back with that
06:49i mean this is just a start what i have it's rough still
06:56might totally suck that might suck might not
07:00it's a it's a process yeah
07:12yeah i like this uh like this phrase here you do yeah these are these lyrics no uh
07:24maybe maybe they're my attempts um i haven't written lyrics since high school okay uh can you sing it
07:30for me oh no i'm not i'm not a singer sorry well i um i can't read your handwriting you
07:38know what that
07:39that might be fine okay uh um why don't you why don't you tell me what you think the song
07:47is about
07:48yeah yeah sure um uh it's a love song i think um kind of wanted to use the cello here
07:58like a guitar
07:59kind of like a george harrison vibe right um like a counterpoint to the vocals like they're having a conversation
08:08uh sorry but the lyrics um could be about like being in love with someone who doesn't see you
08:15and the cello's like hey i see you i'm into you you know
08:25yeah yeah yeah um i get what you're circling really
08:29hmm hey can i can i borrow this mess around with it a bit yes please of course take it
08:37sweet sweet
08:46your life is about to change it is yeah well we think my life's about to change hence air go
08:52therefore do you remember that agent i told you about the one that reps riger youth theater legend
09:00joanna maxwell who he came to see our town a couple weeks ago and he wants to sign me oh
09:07wow that's
09:08great it is like it really really is this agency has offices all over the place so this could mean
09:14film and tv work in la like stage work in new york like this is everything everything what happened
09:22in vermont i thought you'd join me there after you graduate my family my dad's insurance company
09:27vermont was summer vermont was the plan vermont was your plan
09:35maybe i have different friends it's just what are the odds what do you mean i mean what are the
09:46odds of you actually making it in vermont we can build a life together great life that's stable and
09:52secure yeah and that is a great life but thank you so i mean you can do all the summer
09:57stock you want
09:58you basically always get the lead which i know you love okay and what about fall and winter spring
10:06i guess i just thought you'd grow all this
10:13wow i didn't mean it like that ali and then
10:18look i'm i'm getting cold can we talk about this later are you done
10:39uh hey you don't have to lock it you just leave it on the porch or actually you know
10:45i can leave it on the porch oh hi thanks
10:53what happened to your subaru oh my bluebaroo how do you know about that i fixed it freshman year
11:01you brought it to my family's garage just offered six that was you that was me yeah i i love
11:06that car
11:06tragically she died oh sorry no no i you gave my bluebaroo six more months of life i had her
11:13my
11:13whole freshman year that was huge well if your bike ever needs to tune up i'm your guy okay i'm
11:20actually
11:20i'm i'm serious i kind of made a little business out of fixing things doing handyman work whatever
11:25i can get around campus i'm actually currently on my way to hang professor weldon's new widescreen tv
11:32for 25 an hour nice yeah i'm rolling it well i'm holding down three jobs at the moment for
11:40wait for it minimum wage damn where's the bentley i love riding my bike keeps me grounded you know
11:48really good for you yeah i'm proud of you you're a hockey player i thought all you guys got free
11:53rides yeah well scholarship money only goes so far can't i'll be gary graham right
12:00anyway he is uh studying in his room it's the last door on the left i know right
12:27i'm not sure how cherry pies can do to phyllis oh my god
12:37hannah wait you know locking the door is a thing that people do i'm sorry okay you know i plan
12:42these
12:42sessions for you and you're always distracted you're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever
12:47or sexting or god fuck actually having sex which by the way kind of blows up our entire story no
12:53it
12:53doesn't yeah it does we're supposed to be a couple yeah but we're not exclusive we talked about this
12:59well i know that nobody would believe that mr i don't do girlfriends would actually have a girlfriend
13:03that's not the point the point is that you're not taking us this seriously yes i am i was studying
13:10yeah studying what exactly okay no actually don't don't answer that zoe offered to help you know
13:17take my mind off of things loosen up a little bit oh my god please stop you changed the study
13:22time yeah i changed it to now and you agreed okay hold on wait oh okay i'm sorry i want
13:30to learn this
13:32i do i i don't get how there can be two truths like shit's either true or it's not subjective
13:40objective
13:40i mean what the fuck kierkegaard
13:45okay he he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves like believing in god
13:53see this is why i need you that actually makes sense yeah what can i say i know my pretentious
13:58philosophers okay look i messed up can you please come back inside tucker made salmon we can eat
14:08study okay you have a naked woman in your room oh
14:13shit i do uh that's okay just uh give me give me five minutes
14:19what uh justin has some thoughts about the song all right well what about studying i'll send you a
14:28video on kierkegaard that explains everything okay and i'll meet you tomorrow before class with your
14:42clothes and then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody then i
15:00added another section before the call and response like um what was it all for hello hello pain
15:10sinking into your yellow yellow eyes yellow yellow
15:31something like that you you just came up with that that's your melody i just um just gave it words
15:39do you do you like it yeah yeah yeah i i i do i i i really really do yeah
15:45i mean i thought you would
15:46i'm just yeah i'm really glad you like it
15:52uh shit sorry now
15:55i do you do you always record yourself well you never know when inspiration might strike like if you
16:00see me around campus with my phone in the air it's because i'm recording
16:04like the sound of the wind or trees rustling or there's drama clinking them alone such a specific
16:11sound it's such a specific sound yeah and then you use it yeah sometimes usually like really deep in
16:18the mix and i'm trying to change things up ben folds does it too and sharon bernett like billy iris
16:22and phineas yeah yeah exactly
16:28uh let me um send you this file and we can we can riff on it are you a pro
16:33tools or a logic girl
16:35logic all the way
16:36all right
16:38all right
16:38hey
16:41i'm safe
16:45um so uh let me actually just
16:48uh
16:49shit it's um it's 7 30. i've gotta i gotta go
16:55okay yeah yeah no problem i'll see you later yeah cool yeah
17:11fuck
17:19a lot of friends that i can't escape sleeping in my head like a motel six
17:24hold it all together with a little duct tape it bends it breaks got a lot of dreams
17:29but it doesn't die ping pong chip drop oh my my the tv's on but the noise is white
17:34what am i doing now
17:35i don't sleep at all yeah i've been counting sheep
18:03i look perfect on the surface but the nightmare on the knees
18:08i got in good problems i say things that i don't mean
18:11some people pay for therapy i find it in the sheets
18:26hey let me send you this file and we can riff on it
18:28uh we could or
18:33or
18:36oh
18:37oh
18:42oh
18:47baby don't make me spell it out
18:50oh yeah
18:51you keep on asking me the same questions
18:55why
18:56once i can guess i know my intentions
18:59should know by the way i use my
19:01compression
19:03you got the answers to my confessions
19:07it's like i'm powerful
19:09with a little bit of tender
19:12and emotion
19:14i'll save you a bender
19:16mess me up yeah
19:18but no one does it better
19:20there's nothing better
19:22that's just the way you make me feel
19:26uh
19:36please
19:36please
19:37oh
19:39oh
19:40that's just the way you make me feel
19:43what do you want wellsey
19:46wellsey
19:48wellsey
19:51sorry yes what what if she picks kierkegaard i still don't get the two truths thing i'm so
19:57screwed if i get them no you're not you know everything on these cards i promise
20:03what if i forget or something you know i've been told her it kind of intimidates the fuck out of
20:07me okay well pretend she's a defenseman from eastwood coming at you okay what would you do
20:14skate away hockey's easy okay well if you forget just look at me okay convince me
20:28isn't this fun huh
20:53kierkegaard shit shit okay mr graham your topic is ghosting would kierkegaard argue ghosting is
21:04or immoral and why uh kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral uh because
21:17it is like um you know really wrong to do to somebody morally
21:31uh you know ghosting might sound like no big deal but kierkegaard would say
21:38not only is it harmful to the victim it is an absolute abdication of selfhood
21:48while an objective truth is supported by facts kierkegaard believed that as individuals we have
21:55a shared moral responsibility to be honest based on our own subjective definition of truth
22:03truth to suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically like
22:10discarding their humanity ghosting is choosing comfort over courage despair over strength it is
22:18labeling another human being as unworthy and as kierkegaard himself said once you label me you
22:26fucking negate me uh i'm paraphrasing
22:39we did it a fucking b plus don't forget the plus b plus yeah you are officially a professional
22:45bullshitter thanks to you oh
22:50what do you want wellzie um you can put me down now y'all know how much you can
22:56i can put me down on the bench
23:01shit i think justin saw me
23:07uh yeah he just waved at you crazy
23:11he's walking away now what's going on so embarrassing
23:18i think he saw my justin cole playlist you have a justin cole playlist okay don't make it worse
23:24are we talking like songs that remind you of him or his band stuff
23:31his band stuff and some solo stuff from high school wow you went down the fangirl rabbit hole hard
23:38that is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on okay i know
23:45oh my god he wants to know if i'm good what should i say am i good nope what are
23:51you doing you're not
23:52gonna respond say nothing what hey fangirl start thinking like a fuck boy ghost his ass wait didn't
24:00you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral but it's an abdication of
24:04selfhood that was to get me the grade this is to get you the guy you want that right
24:13yeah i do all right well then you're stuck with me because we've only finished half of the deal
24:17and uh oh shit haven't i been completely right about everything so far you are intolerable so you
24:25are not going to text justin you are going to put your phone away and come to malone's with me
24:31and
24:32the guys tonight tonight you're not working are you no okay so you're coming to malone's yes okay with
24:36all the guys we've established this garrett hannah do you know what tonight is hell yeah i do
24:42let's go on a karaoke night with garrett graham and the rest of the team and you if you're free
24:48maybe
24:50oh
24:53oh my slut top take it my boobs to yours okay what do you mean maybe you might stay in
25:01stay in
25:03ellie you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle you bedazzled your boot
25:11what's going on i told sean i got an agent and he got all like but what about the real
25:17world babe
25:17i'm sorry you got a what oh yeah no i got an agent yay oh my god you let me
25:23go on about my
25:23shit when you have news like that ellie this is everything every fucking thing oh yeah it like is
25:30everything right you're the best i love you i love you too okay screw him you're coming out with me
25:42and we're celebrating you i don't know it's karaoke night are you really gonna rob the people of your
25:57talent
26:10she's really going at it the stages are happy plays hey who's next someone please save us from
26:18I'm Adele Dazeem up there.
26:27Well Z, what'd you sing?
26:29Nothing.
26:30Come on, it's karaoke.
26:32Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun.
26:34I'm sober too.
26:35Game tomorrow.
26:35Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know.
26:37You guys will pull me up or something.
26:39I'm good, thanks.
26:41All right.
26:56You know, you don't have to be sober if you don't want to be.
26:59Yeah, well, I don't...
27:00Drink it public?
27:01No, I know.
27:03But do you want to?
27:06Want to what?
27:06Drink.
27:09I told Ali I'd...
27:11I will look after Ali.
27:11She's a no-filter drunk.
27:13Gotta rein her in.
27:14I can handle it.
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life.
27:21I got you, Mawzi.
27:24Do you trust me?
27:27Yeah.
27:28Yeah, I do.
27:34Okay.
27:35Uh, I will have a drink.
27:37A drink drink.
27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?
27:41I don't know.
27:42Well, that is a fun problem to solve.
28:04I think we found you a drink drink.
28:08Yummy!
28:11He thought I would outgrow acting.
28:13Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line.
28:18Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls.
28:20I know he's the madman.
28:23I'm like, I get it.
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it.
28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream.
28:29But I do love him, you know?
28:32And I know he loves me.
28:34And, like, we're supposed to be together.
28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times.
28:46It's, like, insane.
28:48I mean, that's got to mean something, right?
28:50That we keep getting back together.
28:55My mom always used to tell me, never give up on love.
28:59Well, that and love your body, which I do.
29:02My mom said the same thing.
29:05Oh, my God.
29:05Really?
29:07Wait.
29:08Hold on.
29:09The love thing or the body thing?
29:14Hang in there, girl.
29:26G-Lo?
29:28Maverick?
29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know.
29:34Yeah, no, I heard.
29:35Along with the rest of the ladies' room.
29:38Doesn't sound like he's going to last long, though.
29:39Okay.
29:40This is supposed to be, like, a sacred space.
29:43Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom anyway?
29:45Sorry.
29:46Not you.
29:47You're a sweetheart.
29:48And you're disgusting.
29:50I'm sorry.
29:50I'm sorry.
29:54Well, I walk into the room
29:57Passing out hundred-dollar bills
30:00And it kills and it thrills
30:01Like the horns on my super-auto grill
30:04And I fire the ball up around the crown
30:07And everybody's getting down in this town
30:10Ain't never gonna be the same
30:13Hey, sister!
30:13Cause I'm standing up my horse
30:16And I'm riding to the city
30:18I'm making a lot of noise
30:21Cause the girls, they all sleep with a tape
30:23Riding up and down Broadway
30:26And my old star, Leroy
30:28And the girls say
30:29Save a horse, ride a cowboy
30:33Good, you're here
30:34I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights
30:36I know that's a joke
30:37But I would kill Santa
30:41You know, I wasn't sold on them at first
30:43But I can see it now
30:44Yeah
30:45Sure
30:53You fixed my car
30:56You fixed my car
30:58You have a car?
30:59No
31:00Had a car
31:01Great car
31:02I'm buying you a very special thank you drink
31:11Okay, you're gonna love it
31:13Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight
31:17I only had one
31:18Or four
31:20Is that what I'm going to?
31:22Nope
31:25Okay, for my mechanic
31:26I call this the blue groom
31:29See?
31:29Wow, that looks like wiper fluid
31:31That might actually be wiper fluid
31:33It's mostly blue curacao
31:35With a secret ingredient
31:37Or blue curacao
31:39Oh, I'm so excited
31:41I can't believe that
31:43Hey, G
31:43So
31:44Brought you something
31:46Thought you were looking a little parched
31:49I know
31:50Neville babies have feelings too
31:51Sorry, I was an asshole
31:53You're always an asshole
31:54There
31:55Here goes
32:00Everybody's on
32:00Save a hole
32:03This is pretty good
32:05They just keep sending you those for free?
32:07Yeah, they still want them
32:08They want my dad
32:09Wait
32:09You
32:10You guys should just do it together
32:11I mean, look at you
32:13Best friends
32:13All right, maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little
32:16No, I mean it
32:17Screw your dad
32:17Do it with Logan
32:18You
32:19Could be
32:21Teammates
32:21Spotting each other at the gym
32:23Or
32:25Besties
32:26Wingmaning each other at the bar
32:27No, besties
32:28Besties
32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No, I'm drunk
32:31And you're brilliant
32:32And I'm brilliant too
32:34It's not a bad idea
32:35Thanks, man
32:36But I don't need the charity
32:37Yeah, you do
32:38I mean, seriously
32:39Nobody wants to see oldie mcgold's fuck has been
32:42Okay
32:42What's better
32:44Than two
32:45Hot young hockey players
32:47Three
32:49Hot young hockey players
32:50Yeah
32:51Yeah
32:54Hannah Wells
32:55Hey
32:56You're up, bitch
32:58Woo
32:58All right, hold on
32:59Wait, I thought you weren't singing
33:00Well, that was before I found the perfect song
33:13Oh shit, girl
33:14You know this one
33:16You know this one?
33:18Yeah
33:19She's my cherry pie
33:21Cool, what you can watch
33:22It's such a sweet surprise
33:24Tastes so good
33:25Like a homemade pie
33:27Sweet cherry pie
33:31Woo
33:34Woo
33:37Listen
33:40Swingin' on the prone parts
33:42Swingin' on the lawn
33:43Swingin' when we want
33:44Cause there ain't nobody home
33:46Swingin' to the left
33:47And swingin' to the right
33:48Think about hockey
33:50I swing on the
33:51Yeah
33:54Come on
33:57Swingin' in the living room
33:58Swingin' in the kitchen
33:59Most folks do
34:01Cause they're too busy bitchin'
34:02Swingin' in the deck
34:03She wanna beat her
34:05So I mix up the battery
34:06She'll eat the beat her
34:08I scream, you scream, you scream
34:10Don't even try
34:12Cause you can't ignore
34:17Such a sweet surprise
34:19She'll make it romance
34:21Woo
34:24She's my cherry pie
34:26Put a smile on your face
34:28Ten miles wide
34:29Looks so good
34:31Bring a tear to your eye
34:32Sweet cherry pie
34:41Swingin' in the back
34:45Kind of sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on fifth line
34:54Seem to think so
34:55They get more likes
34:56Than anything else I post
34:58Swingin' in the back
34:59Swingin' on the floor
35:01Swingin' on the floor
35:02Swingin' so hard
35:02Forget to lock the door
35:03Ain't no one good daddy
35:05So I'm six foot four
35:06Said you ain't gonna swing
35:08With my daughter no more
35:10She's my cherry pie
35:13Such a sweet surprise
35:15She'll make it romance
35:20She's my cherry pie
35:22Put a smile on your face
35:24Ten miles wide
35:25Looks so good
35:27Bring a tear to your eye
35:28Sweet cherry pie
35:30Sweet cherry pie
35:33Sweet cherry pie
35:35Damn it
35:36Damn it
35:38Damn it
35:39Damn it
35:39Damn it
35:39Damn it
35:43Damn it
35:48Damn it
35:49Damn it
35:54Damn it
35:55Damn it
35:57Damn it
35:57Damn it
36:02Damn it
36:04Damn it
36:05Damn it
36:06Damn it
36:07Damn it
36:08Damn it
36:08Damn it
36:09Damn it
36:09Damn it
36:12Damn it
36:13Damn it
36:13Damn it
36:13Damn it
36:13Damn it
36:42All right, let's go.
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58It's closed.
36:59What now?
37:03Next party.
37:11Night-night.
37:19Wellesie.
37:31Wellesie?
37:35I'm a little scared.
37:37I'm a little wired.
37:39I don't want to put my foot down right now.
37:42I stop it all happening.
37:44Back of my mind, back of my head.
37:47You look really nice, want to share a bed.
37:51I don't want to put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:56Don't kiss me.
37:58Time might end up on the ceiling.
38:01Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:06Back to my sanity.
38:08Guess it's too late for that now.
38:11Hope is a scary thing.
38:16Hope is a scary thing.
38:19Flying on temporary wings.
38:30I found something to sleep in.
38:32I can see that.
38:44Whoa, whoa.
38:45But I'm a fuck bunny.
38:48A-a puck funny.
38:50No, no.
38:52A fuck bunny.
38:54That's it.
38:55You're a drunk bunny.
38:57Come here.
38:59Come here.
39:02All right.
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
39:26I don't think it's a great idea.
39:27I actually think it's my best idea.
39:31Well.
39:44Go to sleep, Rosie.
39:47Hey, you're not going to remember any of this in the morning.
39:57I don't know.
40:00Lord, but I'm not going to be feeling at night in the morning.
40:01All right.
40:06Bye.
40:06Bye.
40:09Bye.
40:11Bye.
40:12Bye.
40:13Bye.
40:18Bye.
40:29Oh, my God.
40:36Can you?
41:07Coffee?
41:12Oh, uh, thanks.
41:26Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:35All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:44Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:51Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:09I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:18Oh, oh.
42:19Oh, no.
42:21I think I'm losing all my self-control.
42:24If you stay, I should go.
42:27But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:43Don't underestimate me, I can't change your life.
42:49My friends say fakes in you, it's just a waste of time.
43:09I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point.
43:22But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
43:25I'll give you a reason to live.
43:29Maybe I think it's for the wind.
43:33Cut all ties with the old.
43:36And I'll give you something to miss.
43:39When the good gets harder to hold.
43:42Throw it all to the wind.
43:45For the wind, for the wind, for the wind.
43:50Don't underestimate me, I'm losing my heart.
43:57Oh, oh.
43:58Oh, no.
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control.
44:03If you stay, I should go.
44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
44:27So, I do what you do.
44:28I don't think I'm losing all my strength again.
44:28I shouldn't.
44:32I think I'm losing all my strength again.
44:33And here it's-
44:45Awesome.
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