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00:09Oh, Chi-Chi.
00:11Oh, Lord.
00:12How do you feel, Chi-Chi?
00:13Tonight, there was a lot of drama on the runway.
00:16I ain't gonna be in no bottom again.
00:17I apologize, Derek.
00:19If I'm feeling some kind of way, I completely shut down.
00:22And I have to change that.
00:24I mean, it's just me being a bitch.
00:25I'm sorry.
00:26Yeah, it was you being a bitch.
00:29Well, this is my second week in the bottom three.
00:33I'm so happy to still be here.
00:34I was in shock that it was not you lip-syncing, and it was Nisha.
00:38But Chris and Debbie thought I stood out.
00:40Chris was like, I think you could impersonate Debbie, and we'll take you out on tour.
00:44They may have been on drugs.
00:44I want a drug test.
00:46Yeah, I didn't hear you get that.
00:48I did get told that my performance was phenomenal, which you didn't get told.
00:52All right.
00:53Derek, I think you just missed the point.
00:54Okay, well, I don't know if there was a point.
00:56It's just Bob talking.
00:58It's your point all the time.
00:59But you'll do, like, side-cheated comments, and it's funny.
01:01But when I do side-cheated comments, it's, like, over.
01:02But what you...
01:03Anyone else see this?
01:04Am I on Lonely Island?
01:05Am I on Staten Island?
01:05What you do...
01:05Or am I living in Manhattan right now?
01:07You're right.
01:08I don't see that I do that.
01:10I can't wait till you do it again.
01:11It'll be, like, five minutes.
01:14Lord have mercy.
01:15The two of you, honey.
01:17That is a pot boiling.
01:18Derek's like, I never make jokes about anyone, ever.
01:23Hey, Bob.
01:25If I want to do ratchet drag next week, can you give me any tips?
01:29If you want to do, like, memorable drag next week, I can give you some tips.
01:32So all I need to do is not wear a wig, and I'll be told by the judges that I'm
01:35pretty?
01:36Right?
01:36Didn't I remind you guys?
01:37I said in about five minutes she'd make a shitty comment out of nowhere.
01:40Yeah, do it.
01:40And I did.
01:41What I said wasn't going to hurt your feelings.
01:43You're trying to be spiteful.
01:43Your intentions weren't to hurt me.
01:45No, they weren't to hurt.
01:45If I wanted to hurt you, you'd be crying right now, bitch.
01:47I will never cry over you at all.
01:51Don't give me a challenge.
01:52I work on the strip with really big drag personalities.
01:55So if you think you're going to come for me, I am not that innocent.
02:03The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
02:08and a cash prize of $100,000.
02:11With extra special guest supermodel Chanel Iman and Gigi Hadid.
02:17The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race is the best woman.
02:19The best woman.
02:26Where are they chicken wings?
02:28Ah!
02:29You know what I love about this process?
02:31I'm becoming like a morning person.
02:33I'm up at like six and I'm like, it's six o'clock.
02:34It's morning.
02:35Bob, you're like an all-day person.
02:37You're like, it's morning, evening, and night.
02:39Yeah, I can't.
02:40Woo!
02:41I'm boisterous.
02:42I'm excited to be here.
02:44I'm on my favorite fucking TV show.
02:46Then that bothers some people.
02:47Sorry, girl.
02:48It is.
02:49Woo!
02:50Girl!
02:50She done already the hair hers.
02:53Carol Channing, Brittany Jean.
02:55Woo!
02:55On a game show with a bunch of queens.
02:58Judge Judy, Maggie too.
02:59Yes!
03:00Little Richard, we love you.
03:02Drag queens with an aptitude for thinking fast and being crude.
03:07Don't just stand there.
03:08Let's get to it.
03:09Make me laugh.
03:10There's nothing to it.
03:12Play, play, play.
03:16Hello, hello, hello.
03:18Wow.
03:20Ladies, for this week's maxi challenge, we're going to break out of the studio as we drive
03:26along the Hollywood freeway looking for fresh roadkill.
03:33Then, back in the workroom, you'll need to transform the furry little pelts into evening gowns
03:39that scream, hashtag Critter Couture.
03:43Oh, hell, who am I kidding?
03:45It's time to play the Snatch Game.
03:47Yes!
03:50Hashtag Snatch Game.
03:52Now, you know how it works.
03:54Impersonate a celebrity, fill in the blanks, and stake your claim as a frontrunner in this competition.
04:00Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
04:09Who are you doing, baby?
04:10I was going to do Nancy Grace.
04:11Which is brilliant, by the way.
04:12Yeah, I think it's funny.
04:13Because she's so, so...
04:15Over the top.
04:16Oh, she's the craziest.
04:17Right.
04:18And just have outrage at...
04:19Every corner.
04:21...everything.
04:21I'm impersonating Nancy Grace herself, because she seems like a major bitch.
04:25And I can relate to that.
04:27Robbie, what are you thinking about?
04:28I'm doing Diana Breland.
04:29Who?
04:30She was the first editor-in-chief of Vogue in the 60s.
04:33Do you think that's a hair obscure?
04:35No, not at all.
04:36I have been practicing Diana Breland for months.
04:39Jinx Monsoon and Ben de la Creme, my Seattle sister-wives, won Snatch Game each year that they were on.
04:45So there's a lot of pressure on me to be great.
04:49What character are you doing?
04:50Well, I was going to do Whoopi Goldberg.
04:53The Color Purple is, like, one of my favorite movies.
04:55And it's so quotable.
04:55Everyone knows The Color Purple.
04:57Yeah.
04:57I've been working on it since I found out I was going to be on the show.
05:00And I cannot wait to be able to prove that I am a performer.
05:03I'm not just a runway queen.
05:05Who are you doing?
05:06I'm torn between Whoopi Goldberg, Uzo Aduba, who is an actress on Orange is the New Black.
05:12Oh, yeah.
05:12And my last choice was probably my favorite, but I look the least like her is Carol Channing.
05:17Why would you do?
05:17Well, I know some folks are going to question why I was a six foot two black man doing Carol
05:22Channing, but it's because I feel a connection with Carol Channing.
05:24I really do.
05:25Steve, isn't this not Miss Dilly?
05:28You really do look like Miss Dilly.
05:30I sure is ugly.
05:31I want to show you how much I look like Whoopi Goldberg.
05:33So Bob basically has, like, ten characters that he could possibly do.
05:37All of a sudden, he's got the Sister Act outfit on.
05:40He's, like, really giving that Whoopi look.
05:42I think that if you hit a man, a man has the right to knock you out.
05:45You don't want to get hit by a man, don't go right hitting people.
05:47That's all I'm saying.
05:47This is going to be the Whoopi game instead of the Snatch Game.
05:50I'm realizing, oh, shit, I might be out of my league here.
05:53So I'm going to have to go with my Plan B backup.
05:56Bob is so excited for Snatch Game that he's changed his character, like, 90 times.
06:02I think these are the moves you've got to do to be who's on the Dupa.
06:06But brightest bulbs have a way of dimming suddenly or just going out.
06:11Coming up, you've got to stay in character and you've got to make me laugh.
06:16Hello, RuPaul.
06:17I am here.
06:18My show can't tell you that I do have a penis.
06:22Yeah.
06:29Today's challenge, ding-a-ding, is going to be Snatch Game.
06:32It's a celebrity impersonation, so you have to make people laugh.
06:35So I'm going to be busier than a one-legged cat in a sandbox trying to win this challenge.
06:41Hey, celebrities.
06:42Hey.
06:43Are you ready to snatch my attention?
06:46Woo!
06:47Woo!
06:48Hi, Chi-Chi.
06:49Mama Ru.
06:50Who are you doing?
06:51I'm doing Eartha Cube.
06:53Uh-huh.
06:53How are you going to make Eartha funny?
06:55Um, I know that she played Catwoman and I have two cats at home.
07:01I'm just going to play on...
07:02Well, that, there it is.
07:03Yeah.
07:03You've got two cats at home.
07:06To play Snatch Game, you've got to stay in character and you've got to make me laugh.
07:11Yeah.
07:11All right.
07:12See you out there.
07:12All right.
07:14Hi, Kim Chi.
07:15Have you decided on what character you're going to portray?
07:17Um, there's two characters I'm debating between.
07:19First one is...
07:22Pearl.
07:27Is there something on my face?
07:29Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
07:32I started doing drag with Pearl, who was on season seven, so I know her quirks really well.
07:36Right, right.
07:37And who's your other character?
07:38The other one is kind of obscure.
07:40Uh-huh.
07:40Kimmy Jong-un.
07:41Maybe.
07:44Kimmy.
07:44Kimmy, yeah.
07:45Kimmy Jong-un is a huge risk, but if I turn the North Korean dictator into a drag version of
07:50him,
07:50it would be a chance for me to show another side of kimchi that's a little fucked up.
07:54Huh, that's interesting.
07:56Listen, whatever works for you, just as long as you make me laugh.
07:59Kimmy Jong-un, what a made-up character, my friend.
08:03I really hope that lands her in the bottom.
08:05Hey, Derek.
08:06Hey, Ruth.
08:07Are you going to do Britney?
08:08It's an obvious choice, but this is my chance to show everyone that I'm more than just a Britney impersonator.
08:15Uh-huh.
08:16And so I think I'm going to go with Laura Bell Bundy's character.
08:19Yes.
08:19Yeah.
08:20She's the country singer Broadway star.
08:22Right, and she made up all these characters, and show can't tell is my favorite one.
08:26Uh-huh.
08:26She is a black girl trapped in a white girl's body.
08:29Ah.
08:30Can I see a little bit of your Laura Bell Bundy character?
08:34Hello, RuPaul.
08:35I am here.
08:36My show can't tell you that I do have a penis.
08:40You know, sometimes the most obvious thing is the thing to do.
08:44You just have to decide where you want to go.
08:46Stakes are high.
08:47There's $100,000 on the line.
08:48Yeah, that's true.
08:49All right, Derek.
08:50Thank you, Ru.
08:51Bye.
08:51Bye.
08:52Oh, Lord.
08:56Thorgy Thor.
08:57That's me.
08:57Wait a minute.
08:58Let me see.
08:58I'm getting Charles Manson.
09:00No.
09:01No?
09:02Uh, I'm doing Michael Jackson.
09:05How are you going to make Michael Jackson funny?
09:07His little quirks and his little movements that I have down.
09:11Yeah.
09:12What's your biggest competition here?
09:13You know, I'm going to say Bob.
09:15You know, what you're asking us to do in this season, Bob is really excelling at, which is pissing me
09:18off.
09:19Well, let me tell you this, Thorgy, and this might help you.
09:22You second guess and you take it into your head.
09:24Constantly.
09:25This is an opportunity for you to feel confident going with your gut and not overthinking things.
09:29Yeah.
09:30All right, Thorgy, I'll see you out there.
09:31Okay.
09:33All right, ladies, gather around.
09:36Tomorrow on the runway, category is Night of 100 Madonnas.
09:41Woo!
09:43Madonna has so many iconic looks.
09:45I can't wait to see what everybody comes up with.
09:49It's going to be amazing.
09:50So express yourself, because it's a celebration.
09:53So don't fuck it up.
09:54All day.
09:55Bye.
09:55Bye, Rue.
09:59Welcome to Snatch Game.
10:02Let's meet our supermodel contestants.
10:05Vogue cover girl, Chanel Iman.
10:08Hey.
10:09And Sports Illustrated bombshell, Gigi Hadid.
10:14Hi, Rue.
10:14Hi, darling.
10:15I'm so excited.
10:16Are you ready to meet our stars?
10:18We are.
10:19First up, the king of pop, Michael Jackson.
10:24Was Billie Jean really your lover?
10:26I loved everyone.
10:30The king of pop is here.
10:32Next, we have the sister of the supreme leader of North Korea, Kimmy Jong-un.
10:39Oh, my goodness.
10:42I just know my emails are going to get hacked after this show airs.
10:45You know what I mean?
10:47Next up, television host and former prosecutor, Nancy Grace is here.
10:52Hello, Nancy.
10:53You know, I'm worried about the children, RuPaul.
10:55Yes.
10:56There's reefer smokers influencing them every day.
10:59All right.
11:00All right.
11:01Up next, legendary Vogue fashion editor, Diana Vreeland.
11:05RuPaul.
11:06What's in this season, Diane?
11:08How the hell should I know?
11:10Up next, reality superstar, Tiffany New York Pollard.
11:15New York is in the motherfucking house.
11:19Up next, Eartha Kitt is here.
11:22How are you?
11:24You're not wearing any panties, are you?
11:25Who wears panties?
11:26What are those?
11:29All right.
11:29Up next, Britney Jean Spears is here.
11:32I don't wear panties either.
11:33You don't wear panties either.
11:34Especially when I get out of cars.
11:38All right.
11:39From orange is the new black, Uzo Aduba is here.
11:43Don't say to the stupid.
11:44Don't say to the stupid.
11:45How you doing, RuPaul?
11:47Are you ready to play the game?
11:48I'm excited.
11:49I don't know why you all gag and she bring it to you every season.
11:52Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
11:54Snatch Game.
11:55Coming up.
11:56Irathon weapons of ass destruction.
12:00I would be very popular in prison.
12:09Welcome back to Snatch Game.
12:12Here's how the game works.
12:13I ask a question and you give an answer that you think will
12:17match our supermodel contestant.
12:19First question.
12:20Gigi Hadid.
12:22There's a new dating app for drag queens.
12:24When you join, the first question they ask is,
12:27how big is your blank?
12:29Let's go to Gigi Hadid.
12:31How big is your wig?
12:33I love that.
12:34Let's go to our superstars and find out if you got any matches.
12:38Okay.
12:38Let's start with Kimmy Jong-un from North Korea.
12:42The first question they ask is, how big is your...
12:45Irathon weapons of ass destruction.
12:47Weapons of ass destruction.
12:49Not a match.
12:51Yeah.
12:53Well, thank you, the unbreakable Kimmy Jong-un.
12:56Miss Eartha Kitt.
12:58Well, I'm sorry, Gigi.
13:02But I said big furry balls.
13:05How big is your big furry balls?
13:07Honey, get your mind out of the gutter.
13:10Of course.
13:13Prosecutor Nancy Grace.
13:15Well, as everybody knows, not only do I do newscasting,
13:18but I also was on another show where I dance.
13:21So I said, how big are your bunions?
13:22What do you do for bunions?
13:24Well, I was told you can get them shaved off.
13:25That's what they do.
13:26I'm about to get that done.
13:28All right.
13:28Sorry, Gigi.
13:29Not a match.
13:30Let's move on to Tiffany New York Pollard.
13:33How big is your clock?
13:35Because drag queens love a big-ass clock, right?
13:40Ruth seems to be throwing Naomi every bone she can find.
13:43Do you like a big clock yourself?
13:46But this dog won't catch.
13:48Chanel Iman, it's your turn now, darling.
13:51The big bad wolf is a drag queen.
13:54Instead of huffing and puffing and blowing,
13:57she blanks the house down.
14:00Shakes?
14:00She's going to shake the house down.
14:03Shake that ass.
14:04All right, well, let's go to our celebrities
14:06and find out if you've got a match.
14:08Let's start with Latoya's brother, Michael Jackson.
14:11I just said takes a long nap in a bed
14:13with everyone they know.
14:14Michael, that's crazy.
14:19Let's move on down to Diana Vreeland.
14:21I used to work for Vogue magazine,
14:23but I heard that now Vogue means a dance.
14:26So I think they Vogue the house down.
14:29Girl, this performance is poo.
14:31And you're from the same town as Jinx and Dayla?
14:35Oh, girl, them girls gone.
14:36I was about to say they're going to hang you,
14:38but I ain't going to say it in.
14:40Pear.
14:41Eartha Kitt.
14:42Instead of huffing and puffing and blowing,
14:44she blanks the house down.
14:46She licks the house down.
14:48Ooh, licks the house down.
14:49And speaking of lick, it's time for my bath.
14:52What?
14:53Oh, you...
14:58Ha-ha, that's what cats do.
15:00Ha-ha-ha-ha.
15:02Eartha Kitt didn't do that, Chi-Chi.
15:04Let's move on down to Brittany Jean.
15:06She reads the house down.
15:08That's not a match, unfortunately, Chanel.
15:10I'm on.
15:10But has Eartha Kitt got your tongue?
15:12I've had that tongue before.
15:14You have?
15:15Good girl's gone bad.
15:16Yeah.
15:16Woo!
15:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:19You should do that one more time.
15:22I would be very popular in prison.
15:26All right, crazy eyes.
15:29Because you're pretty.
15:30I just wrote a poem.
15:31Yeah.
15:32To Amon.
15:32Once a queen named Amon
15:35remind me of the sun.
15:39Instead of her supermodel life,
15:41she can be my wife.
15:47Unfortunately, Chanel, that is not a match.
15:50Next question.
15:51Let's go to Gigi Hadid.
15:53Lady Bunny has an unusual way
15:54of celebrating gay pride.
15:56Instead of the rainbow flag,
15:58she hangs her blank out the window.
16:01Her tucking panties.
16:04Let's go to the King of Pop
16:05and hear if you have a match.
16:07Oh, Ru, it's not a match.
16:08But I said she waves her blanket.
16:10Oh, hi, blanket.
16:13Hi, how are you doing that?
16:13Oh, please be careful.
16:14You don't want blanket to fall, no.
16:15Oh, thank you.
16:16Yes.
16:17Jimona.
16:18Moving on down to Tiffany, New York, hollard.
16:21When I think of pride, I think of my hair.
16:25So I said $800 weave.
16:28That's an $800 weave?
16:30Of course.
16:31Blended.
16:31Yes.
16:32Yes.
16:33Naomi's New York.
16:38I'm sorry, Gigi, you didn't get a match this time.
16:40Maybe next time.
16:41Well, look who's here.
16:43I'm sorry that I'm late,
16:45but Uzo Abubu left the stage
16:48and she asked me if I would fill in.
16:51Ladies and gentlemen, Carol Channing.
16:52Oh, thank you.
16:55All right, you know I'm on.
16:57Sally the supermodel is so lactose intolerant,
17:01when the photographer says cheese, she blanks.
17:05Sneezes.
17:06She sneezes.
17:07Let's go down to Nancy Grace.
17:10She sends out an Amber Alert.
17:13Nancy Grace is terrible.
17:15It's important to keep the children safe
17:17from the boozers and the users and the reefer smokers.
17:21It's lifeless.
17:22It's basically acid Betty turned into boring Betty.
17:25Let's move on down to Britney Spears,
17:27the princess of pop.
17:29She, oops, I did it again.
17:31Ah, do you mean between me down there?
17:33She had diarrhea.
17:37All right, let's move on to Diana Vreeland.
17:39I've worked with Sally for so long.
17:41She pops a pill, RuPaul.
17:43She pops a pill.
17:44There is so much talk about drugs.
17:46I haven't taken anything but Lipitor
17:48for the past 10 years.
17:49You don't really get a buzz off of that.
17:51Now, is there an anal option?
17:53I might happen to have a flea or two in my home.
17:56A flea enema?
17:57Now you're talking my language.
17:58If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready.
18:00By the way, Ertha, I didn't know
18:02that was you down there.
18:04It's me.
18:04From here, I couldn't tell
18:05if you were Della Reese or Luther Vandross.
18:08I couldn't see.
18:09These aren't even my good glasses.
18:12But back to the matter at hand.
18:14Yes, yes.
18:14I just wrote corn.
18:16Yes, it's always a good answer.
18:17There's no Jerry, and it comes out
18:19the way you put it in, RuPaul.
18:22Well, listen, on that note,
18:23I am sorry, folks, but we are well out of time.
18:26It was a really close game.
18:28But the winner is...
18:31Charo!
18:46Coming up.
18:46You were so good.
18:48Amazing.
18:48It was just a fail all the way around.
18:51Ooh, chow.
18:59Wow.
18:59Wah!
19:00I can't believe you can.
19:02Always the purse.
19:03It's Elimination Day,
19:05and it is the night of 100 Madonnas.
19:07And as I'm pulling out my kimono,
19:09I see Sorgie's also pulling out a red kimono.
19:12Great minds think alike.
19:16In New York, it's funny.
19:17It's like we're always put in these boxes
19:19of what people's expectations of who we are
19:21as drag artists.
19:23Yes.
19:23Now even people are putting Brooklyn in a box.
19:25Brooklyn doesn't accept me.
19:28I think there's a lot of queens at home
19:30who do not interact with me.
19:31It sucks that none of them ask me
19:32to be a part of their community.
19:35So I don't fit in anywhere.
19:38There's certain definitions of drag,
19:40you know, and there's like,
19:41I'm putting it because I'm the look queen.
19:43I've had fights with those people
19:44where they're like,
19:44oh, you're not a drag queen,
19:45you just do looks.
19:46It hurts me actually
19:47that I'm a lone soldier
19:49and I think that's that huge wall
19:51that I put in between me
19:52and myself and everybody else.
19:54I think this show is a great platform though
19:56because it kind of shows
19:57that we do something more
19:58than just stand around and serve booze.
19:59Yeah.
20:00You know, or sit around and be a bitch.
20:01Yeah.
20:01You know, I do all these shows,
20:02I make all these things,
20:03but I'm also a musician.
20:04What I really want to do
20:05is like do a grand like event
20:08like Thorgie and the Thorkestra.
20:10Fabulous.
20:10Like a 40-piece orchestra
20:11and I want to conduct it.
20:17I feel like I'm the perfect medium
20:19to kind of appeal
20:20to like the younger generation
20:21and make classical music cool.
20:23It's a throwback to like events
20:24where like you dressed up
20:25just to get on the red carpet.
20:27I love that.
20:28Do you have any siblings, Bob?
20:30I have two brothers actually.
20:31Uh-huh.
20:32How many do you have?
20:33I have eight brothers
20:34and three sisters.
20:35Whoa.
20:36That is crazy.
20:37And you said you're adopted?
20:38Yeah.
20:38Do they have a talk
20:39where they're like,
20:39you know,
20:40well they want like one day like,
20:41well, it's, you know.
20:42Like it's very obvious
20:43that I'm adopted.
20:44These are my parents,
20:44so growing up with white parents.
20:45And the rainbow family.
20:47Like this is my mom.
20:48She's gorgeous.
20:49Yeah, she's like the best mom ever.
20:50I'm literally the only gay one
20:52in my family
20:53and I have a Christian background
20:56and I've heard stories
20:57of kids being shunned
20:58from the family and all that.
20:59And my mom has done nothing
21:01but make me feel accepted
21:02and she's just an amazing woman.
21:04I love my mom.
21:05Growing up,
21:05I literally had like the best parents
21:07and best childhood.
21:08Do you ever feel a need
21:09to just steady up on black stuff?
21:11Kinda.
21:12It wasn't a weird thing
21:13until I got into high school
21:14and middle school
21:14and people were throwing out
21:16all these like black references.
21:18Yeah.
21:18And I was like,
21:19wait, what does that mean?
21:20Did you grow up with like
21:21black culture was like secondhand?
21:22I grew up in an all black family.
21:24I went to all black high school,
21:25all black elementary school
21:26and a majority black middle school.
21:27Like I get called Oreo
21:28like all the time.
21:29It's obnoxious.
21:30Or like,
21:30oh, he's kind of cute
21:31for a black guy.
21:32Oh, don't even get me started
21:33on being cute for a black guy.
21:34It's kind of,
21:35it's really obnoxious.
21:35I think you're kind of cute
21:36for a black guy, Naomi.
21:38Thank you, Kimberly Chi.
21:39Kind of, though.
21:59Welcome to the main stage
22:01of RuPaul's Drag Race.
22:03The world's biggest
22:04Madonna fan,
22:05Michelle Visage.
22:07You must be my lucky star.
22:09A guy who's game
22:11for anything,
22:13Carson Kressley.
22:14Now, who would you do
22:15in the Snatch Game?
22:16I would impersonate,
22:17um,
22:18like maybe a man.
22:19Like Michelle Visage.
22:23The gorgeous Gigi Hadid.
22:25Now, is it more fun
22:26to hang out with models
22:27or drag queens?
22:28Well, I've never had
22:28this much fun
22:29at a runway show,
22:30so drag queens, of course.
22:32And the stunning Chanel Iman.
22:35Did you have a good time
22:36yesterday?
22:36Yes.
22:37It was everything.
22:39This week,
22:40our queens channeled
22:41Showbiz Greats
22:42as they went
22:43for Snatch Game Gold.
22:45And tonight,
22:46my girls are ready
22:47to take a bow
22:48because, bitch,
22:49they're Madonna.
22:51Gentlemen,
22:52start your engines
22:53and may the best woman
22:54win.
22:57The realness.
22:59Thorgy Thor.
23:00Crouching Tiger
23:01you're a hidden drag queen.
23:02Nothing really matters.
23:03No, sure doesn't.
23:04As I'm walking
23:05down the runway,
23:05I'm giving you, like,
23:06angular, interesting,
23:08artistic movements,
23:09and I'm feeling it.
23:09Undercover geisha.
23:11Oh, kimono,
23:11she better don't.
23:13Up next,
23:14kimchi.
23:15Oh.
23:16Two in a row.
23:17I have a gorgeous,
23:18vintage wooden kimono,
23:19but I wish I wasn't
23:21wearing the same thing
23:21as Thorgy.
23:22She's serving that walk,
23:24Michelle.
23:24She is.
23:25W-O-K.
23:26Yeah.
23:28Derek Barry.
23:29Nothing Really Matters.
23:31The remix.
23:32Yes.
23:33I'm walking down
23:34in the most original kimono.
23:36It's hand-painted,
23:37and I feel like
23:38this is a standout piece.
23:40Is that sidewalk talk?
23:41John Paul Goatee.
23:42Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.
23:44Naomi Smalls.
23:45Oh, again.
23:47These guys are really
23:48hung up on kimonos.
23:49I didn't think anybody else
23:51was going to choose
23:51kimono Madonna.
23:53I'm trying to own this,
23:54even though three other girls
23:56are in the exact same look.
23:58Kung fu fightin'.
23:59This is like the
23:59Victoria's Secret section
24:01of Madonna.
24:02I like that material, girl.
24:05Acid Betty.
24:06She's keeping her baby.
24:08It may have a few holes in it,
24:09but...
24:11My Madonna look today
24:12is from Bedtime Stories
24:13where she's pregnant
24:14and giving birth to doves.
24:16This outfit represents who I am
24:17because obviously
24:18I'm the only one
24:19created enough to think of it.
24:20I think she just
24:21flipped us the bird.
24:22Bye-bye, birdie.
24:24Robbie Turntor.
24:25She's in a league of her own.
24:26There's no crying
24:27in baseball, Robbie.
24:29I feel so cute.
24:30I got my cute little dress.
24:32It's all hand-painted
24:33with my little patches.
24:34I wonder if she's a pitcher
24:36or a catcher.
24:36Me too.
24:38Chi-Chi Devane.
24:40You're going to poke
24:40somebody's eyes out
24:41with those things.
24:42If you're lucky.
24:43When you think of Madonna,
24:44you think of the calm bra.
24:45Bitch, I look good.
24:46Oh, yeah.
24:47She's totally expressing herself.
24:49I think she likes
24:50a little hanky-panky.
24:52Bob the Drag Queen.
24:53Oh!
24:53Not to be confused
24:55with Bob the Camp Counselor.
24:57I love.
24:57My favorite Madonna look
24:59is Madonna at the Glad Awards
25:01and she's dressed
25:01like a Boy Scout.
25:02And it is a huge
25:04political statement.
25:06And I'm not in a kimono.
25:07Get a load
25:08of those Girl Scout cookies.
25:09Yes!
25:10And she earned a badge
25:12for walking children
25:13in nature.
25:14Yes!
25:15Coming up.
25:16You could have gone
25:16so much bigger with her.
25:18You're like a white Chaka Khan.
25:19So, we did Britney, huh?
25:26Welcome, ladies.
25:28When I call your name,
25:29please step forward
25:30and strike a pose.
25:33Kim Chi.
25:36Chi Chi Devane.
25:39You're both safe.
25:42You may leave the stage.
25:45Ah, the power of goodbye.
25:48Ladies, it's time
25:49for the judges' critiques.
25:51Tonight on the runway,
25:53I don't know if you guys
25:54had some kind of symbiotic
25:56message to each other,
25:57but there's a lot of kimonos,
25:58which is very interesting.
26:00Thorgy, you did your take on it.
26:02You kept it in Geisha,
26:03but still Thorgy is in there.
26:04The Michael Jackson
26:05was so good.
26:06I loved all of it.
26:07You kept character
26:08better than anyone.
26:09It was everything for me.
26:12Up next,
26:13Acid Betty.
26:14I was not expecting
26:15to see bedtime stories
26:15in the whole bird fly out thing,
26:17so kudos to that.
26:18I think your makeup
26:19is okay tonight.
26:20It's nothing spectacular,
26:21but where I was really let down
26:23was in the snatch game, Betty.
26:24It didn't look like her.
26:26It was like the wig
26:26and the makeup,
26:27you were like a white Chaka Khan.
26:28I didn't get any Nancy Grace
26:29from it.
26:30It felt like you were
26:30just being you.
26:31It was just a fail
26:33all the way around.
26:34I wasn't sure how to turn
26:35such a serious woman funny.
26:37I needed like a nasal,
26:38angry, southern voice.
26:39And she leans in
26:41and she wants to talk to you
26:42on the TV
26:43like she's in your living room.
26:46I wish I had you as a coach.
26:48Okay.
26:50All right.
26:51Up next, Robbie Turter.
26:52I really enjoyed your catwalk
26:54because it was really fun
26:55and playful.
26:56I was really excited
26:57about Deanna
26:57and I think that most people
26:59may not know who that is,
27:00so I think that
27:01how iconic she was
27:02and the voice and everything,
27:03you kind of have to shove that
27:04in people's faces
27:04for them to get it.
27:05You could have gone
27:06so much bigger with her.
27:08Punk took my voice away.
27:10My voice kept cracking
27:11and I was going in and out
27:12during Diana Vreeland.
27:13Well, we could hear you perfectly.
27:15It's just we weren't impressed
27:17with what was being said.
27:20Up next, Naomi Smalls.
27:22It's becoming quite predictable
27:23for Naomi to come out
27:24in basically lingerie.
27:26This is where we go.
27:27Oh, maybe I should switch it up.
27:28In Snatch Game,
27:29I got lost with the boobs.
27:31I think if you would have
27:31just stuffed it to the max,
27:32it would have made the character
27:34a lot more obvious to me.
27:35That was your moment
27:36to go O-T-T.
27:38I was very underwhelmed
27:38with my performance.
27:39It was not coming out
27:40and I'm like so embarrassed
27:41about it.
27:42All right.
27:43Thank you, Naomi.
27:45Up next, Derek Berry.
27:48So, we did Britney, huh?
27:53I am so grateful.
27:55Oh, God.
27:56You done good, girl.
27:58Me and Gigi really, really loved
28:00your Britney performance yesterday.
28:02You kept character the whole time.
28:03You just were Britney.
28:04Thank you so much.
28:05Thank you, Derek.
28:06Bob the Drag Queen.
28:08Tonight on the Runway, love it.
28:09I love your Madonna look too
28:10and I know you're a huge Madonna fan
28:14and like one of your biggest thing
28:14you said was when Madonna
28:15sent you like a cease and desist.
28:17Yes!
28:18That's the moment of my life.
28:20The padding, it's so good
28:21I wouldn't have known.
28:23You are serving Womana.
28:24Just with his own luscious body.
28:26The snatch game, Uzo Aduba, amazing.
28:30You were so good.
28:31Then we get a little Carol Channing.
28:33You gave us extra, which was wonderful.
28:36I do want to caution you, however,
28:38sometimes you borderline on showboating.
28:40Just keep that in the back of your mind.
28:43All right, ladies.
28:44Well, I think we've heard enough.
28:45While you untuck backstage,
28:47the judges and I will deliberate.
28:50All right, now just between us material squirrels,
28:54what do you think?
28:55Thorgy Thor.
28:56Her Michael Jackson I thought was divine.
28:59She was really good at making fun of things
29:01that are a little taboo.
29:02She stayed in character the entire time.
29:03I really felt like Michael was there.
29:05Acid Betty.
29:06Her runway was very creative.
29:08But her Nancy Grace was more like Nancy Disgrace.
29:11Ooh, child.
29:12How does a drag queen do Nancy Grace
29:14and she doesn't even have the wig right?
29:15You need a little helmet-y blonde
29:17and then you need a few Nancy Grace-isms.
29:19And none of that happened.
29:20It was just like she didn't even know who Nancy Grace was.
29:23Robbie turned to her.
29:24The league of their own look stood out from the rest.
29:27I would give it a B+.
29:27We love Deanna Vreeland.
29:29We do indeed.
29:31Everything was wrong about it.
29:32Why didn't she go for the blown back air?
29:34Yes, with the bump at the top.
29:36Yes!
29:36The worst part of the whole thing tonight with Robbie,
29:38it was the...
29:40and the voice.
29:41All of a sudden,
29:42you don't have a voice anymore?
29:43And I think she needs to get out of her head
29:45and get into my car.
29:46Okay.
29:47All right, Billie Ocean.
29:48Hi.
29:49Naomi Smalls did Tiffany Pollard, New York.
29:51She didn't do New York.
29:52She did not do New York.
29:53She wasn't New York.
29:54She wasn't Connecticut.
29:54She wasn't New Jersey.
29:55She wasn't Long Island.
29:56I don't know what she was.
29:57But Naomi's was my favorite of the kimonos.
29:59She made me want to wear it.
30:00But I don't know if it really screamed Madonna.
30:04Derek Berry.
30:05The Britney blew me away.
30:05I was so excited for every time
30:07that she was going to answer a question.
30:08The runway thing,
30:09I always find her a little bit timid on the runway.
30:11When you're on the catwalk,
30:12you've got to just give it all you got.
30:15You know, I once asked Iman
30:16what is on her mind on the runway.
30:19And she looked at me dead in the eyes
30:20and said, Africa.
30:23That's what I do when I go to bars.
30:25Oh, really?
30:25Yes.
30:26Think about Africa.
30:27Okurr.
30:28Okurr.
30:29Bob the drag queen.
30:30She flipped the script,
30:31come back as an African-American Carol Channing
30:34doing a fabulous impersonation of her.
30:37Right.
30:37And the Madonna thing,
30:38it was the most well-put-together,
30:39thought-out costume.
30:40I didn't even know leg pads were a thing.
30:43There's a lot going on on this stage
30:44that would blow your mind, Gigi.
30:46Show and tell backstage after.
30:48I don't know if you're ready.
30:49Ha ha ha.
30:51Silence.
30:52I've made my decision.
30:53Bring back my girls.
30:55Now.
31:00Welcome back, ladies.
31:02I've made some decisions.
31:04Thorgy Thor,
31:06your Michael Jackson was off the wall
31:08and your Madonna look
31:10was something to remember.
31:13Bob the drag queen.
31:14I was crazy about your snatch game.
31:17And on the runway,
31:19you are one unapologetic bitch.
31:25Bob the drag queen,
31:26congratulations.
31:27You are the winner of this week's challenge.
31:31You've won a collection of handbags
31:33and wallets
31:34from Lux DeVille,
31:36valued at $7,000.
31:38Wow.
31:40Oh, wow.
31:41Woo!
31:42I took a risk,
31:44and it paid off.
31:45Bob and Thorgy,
31:46you may join the other girls.
31:49Derek Barry,
31:51you are safe.
31:53Thank you so much.
31:55Acid Betty,
31:56your runway was an immaculate conception,
31:59but your Nancy Grace left us asking,
32:02who's that girl?
32:05I'm sorry, my dear,
32:06but you are up for elimination.
32:08I totally agree with snatch game.
32:10It sucked,
32:10but I think snatch game sucks.
32:13Robbie Turner,
32:14your runway was a hit,
32:16but your snatch game was a swing and a miss.
32:21Naomi Smalls,
32:22your runway look was borderline,
32:25but your impersonation of New York
32:27bordered on New Jersey.
32:33Naomi Smalls,
32:34I'm sorry, my dear,
32:35but you are up for elimination.
32:38Robbie Turner,
32:39you are safe.
32:44Two queens stand before me.
32:46As always,
32:47I've consulted with the judges,
32:49but quite frankly,
32:49I don't give a fuck what they say,
32:51because the final decision is mine to make.
32:54Ladies,
32:55this is your last chance
32:57to impress me
32:58and save yourself
33:00from elimination.
33:03The time has come
33:05for you to lip sync
33:07for your life.
33:13I'm not about to go home
33:14to acid Betty.
33:15I'm going to bring it
33:16and I'm going to do everything
33:17I can to send this bitch home.
33:18Good luck
33:20and don't fuck it up.
33:37I'm pregnant with birds coming out of my belly,
33:39and now I have the lip sync for my life.
33:41I'm ready to make TV history.
34:02All you hear is music.
34:03You have no idea
34:03what's happening around you,
34:04and in that moment,
34:05you will do whatever it takes to stay.
34:45Ladies,
34:46I've made my decision.
34:53No me smalls.
34:54Shantae you stay.
35:01Acid Betty,
35:02you've taken us on one wild trip.
35:06Thanks for the high.
35:08Thank you for the opportunity.
35:09It's been amazing.
35:10I'm so happy to be a part of royalty now.
35:12Now,
35:14sashay away.
35:19I love you guys.
35:22Acid Betty,
35:23out.
35:27I am so happy that I came here.
35:29I would not change this for anything.
35:31Legends are born in RuPaul's Drag Race,
35:33and now I'm officially a legend.
35:36Bitches,
35:36beware,
35:37because Acid Betty is now being released to the world,
35:41and it's going to be trouble from here on out.
35:47My seven rays of light.
35:49You live to die another day.
35:51Now remember,
35:52if you can't love yourself,
35:53how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
35:55Can I get an amen in here?
35:56Amen.
35:57All right,
35:58now let the music play.