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00:08Oh my gosh, this is so tight.
00:11I think Peppermint is a little shaken after being in the bottom two, but that lip sync
00:16girl, she did the damn thing.
00:19I think we got a real lip sync assassin on our hands.
00:22I'm just so happy that Cynthia had a second chance.
00:25She brought so much love and joy.
00:27I love her, but bye, bitch.
00:29Trinity is the new official Messi queen of season five.
00:32No, I am the new official cuckoo.
00:39Cynthia went home and unfortunately that's how this cookie is going to crumble for a lot
00:43of girls.
00:44There can only be one and some of these girls got to go.
00:47Congratulations to you though.
00:49I'm so happy that you actually won.
00:50Ross said that I am rising up.
00:52It felt really good to get some really strong critiques.
00:55Thank you, Ross.
00:56I will take that to heart.
00:57Alexis Michelle finally won a challenge.
01:01Girl, watch out because she is going to make it me, me, me, me, me, me.
01:05She's going to make it the Alexis show.
01:07I feel good about what I did and hopefully from now on I can just kind of like have a
01:11little
01:11fun and let down my guard a little bit.
01:13No, not hopefully.
01:14From now on you're going to let down your guard and have more fun.
01:16Right, girl?
01:17Okay.
01:18Thank y'all for all y'all's, you know, support and really be behind my back.
01:23Girl, we read you to your face too.
01:25From now on we ain't going to be giving you no more compliments because now you're some
01:27real competition, bitch.
01:28So let's get out of this drink.
01:29Well, all on that note, bitch.
01:30Oh.
01:32You guys, who am I?
01:34I don't need to smoke.
01:36Why?
01:37You can never wear enough highlighter.
01:39Oh.
01:41The competition is getting a lot tighter.
01:43I feel like I am a strong competitor, but there are some other really strong competitors.
01:49I'm not taking nothing for granted.
01:52Ow.
01:53Ow.
01:54Ow.
01:55Ow.
01:57God.
01:58You got to do it like a band-aid.
02:00It's not a time to get comfortable.
02:02Oh.
02:03That was so painful.
02:05Thank you, babe.
02:08The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills
02:13Cosmetics and a cash prize of $100,000 with extra special guest judges Tori Spelling and
02:20Jenny Garth.
02:22RuPaul's Drag Race.
02:23They're the best one.
02:24Best one.
02:27I am American.
02:29American.
02:30American.
02:30Hey, y'all.
02:31Lo Pasado Pasado.
02:32It's a brand new day in the workroom, and I feel great.
02:35Has anybody else started to have, like, really weird dreams at night?
02:39Oh, my gosh.
02:41I had a dirty dream about Sasha.
02:42Oh!
02:45Rated R.
02:49Saved by the Oogers.
02:51You know, I made it a hair.
02:53America's next drag superstar needs to respect the craft of acting.
02:58So when the spotlight hits you, you can deliver your line with diction and conviction.
03:06Freeze, you honky bitch!
03:15I think she was talking to me because I'm the only honky bitch.
03:21Hello, hello, hello!
03:24Ladies, get ready to rewind to 1993.
03:28When I was born!
03:30You were born in 93?
03:32Yeah.
03:33I'm gonna f*** you up.
03:36For this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be acting in a classic high school drama that we're calling 90210.
03:47And you can hashtag that, 90210.
03:51Later today, you'll head over to the set to meet your co-directors from the original Beverly Hills 90210, the
03:59legendary Jenny Garth and Tori Spelling.
04:05My mind is blown.
04:08Peppermint, you survived last week's lip sync, so you get to assign the role.
04:14It's back to class, ladies, but this time, you're gonna rule the school.
04:18So good luck and don't f*** it up.
04:24Oh my god, this is great.
04:2690210 was the show that I would, like, sneak into my brother's room to watch.
04:30This is my childhood right here.
04:32I'm an expert on 90210, so I feel really ready for this challenge.
04:36All right, let's go through it.
04:38Linda Schmaltz.
04:39She's the original high school bitch.
04:41Mona Darton, good girl.
04:43She's a virgin.
04:44Then there's Grandreus the Zuckerwoman, the high school senior who looks 50 years old.
04:48Ooh, she's pregnant and doesn't know it.
04:49Wow.
04:50Do you have any inclinations?
04:52My approach is to ask the girls what roles they want to do, because I don't want to be blamed
04:56if somebody doesn't do well in this challenge.
04:58I want to know if there's anything that speaks to anybody.
05:00My first two choices are Mirror, Mona Darton, or Bethany Glamber, or Gleason.
05:04I was kind of into, like, Blenda.
05:06I kind of like all of them, but, like, my favorites are Mirror, Mona Darton, or Blenda, because they're both
05:13bitchy and nasty.
05:15Okay.
05:17So, ladies, I have cast the production.
05:20The role of Blenda Schmaltz will be played by Nina Bonita Brown.
05:25Word.
05:26Thank you, Bethany.
05:27Bethany will be played by Shea.
05:29Yes.
05:31Grandreia, Zuckerwoman, will be played by Aja.
05:36That was none of my pig.
05:37I know that.
05:41Don't roll your eyes.
05:42Don't get in your head.
05:43It's going to be good.
05:44It's just frustrating, because I always land a role that I don't want.
05:49Let's just make this work.
05:50Can I go on a smoke break?
05:53Are you that?
05:54Stress out?
05:54Yeah, I don't want to be Grandreia.
05:56Girl, you've got to grow up and accept the challenge.
05:58I don't have to.
06:02If it's going to be that tense, I'll take Grandreia, and she...
06:05No, you don't have to, because it's not your detriment.
06:07What I'm saying is, I can...
06:09You know what?
06:09I'm making a decision.
06:11You two are swapping roles.
06:12I don't want to be a...
06:12You're swapping roles.
06:13I know, but I'm not trying to...
06:14You already said you're stressed.
06:15I know how you feel.
06:17But now, what role do you have?
06:18Bethany.
06:19Are you cool with that?
06:20Yeah, I'm cool with that.
06:21I don't mean to...
06:22Let's rehearse.
06:23I think Aja doesn't want to play a grandma.
06:25It's one of the biggest parts in the show.
06:27And you traded it in for a bitch who's only in the last scene.
06:30So now you look like a bitch playing a bitch in the last scene.
06:33I feel so childish right now.
06:35Well, you probably should, girl.
06:38Coming up.
06:39Action.
06:50I'm the new bitch in this school.
06:53Who wants my virginity?
06:56Mom, what are you doing here?
06:58This week's Maxi Challenge is to act in the new TV classic 90210.
07:03We need to, like...
07:04We need to run off, like...
07:04Like, running...
07:06Like, flipping our hair.
07:07Me and Trinity are trying to add a little quirks and quirks.
07:11Is that a word?
07:12Quirk.
07:14We're adding little quirks.
07:16Are you sure that's a word?
07:17Quarks.
07:18Quarks.
07:19Anyways, we're all...
07:20We're doing these little things together.
07:21And I think it's going to read really well on camera.
07:23She didn't wear it up on her head like that.
07:27But...
07:27And that's very 90s to me.
07:29Can I make a suggestion?
07:31No, it's up.
07:31Because you say your name, right?
07:32Yeah, Grandrea.
07:33Say it.
07:34Yeah, Grandrea.
07:35So that it sounds like Andrea.
07:36Okay, girl.
07:37We get it.
07:38You watch this show a lot.
07:40They definitely had, like, more natural eyebrows in the 90s.
07:43So, like, not too thin or not too sculptural.
07:47Girl, bye.
07:49Fuera.
07:54It's time for us to shoot 90210.
07:57I'm looking so up.
07:59But I'm loving it.
07:59And I'm ready to go.
08:01Hello, ladies.
08:02I'm Jenny.
08:03And I will be your director today.
08:04Excuse me.
08:05Hi.
08:05I'm Tori.
08:06Actually, I'm your director.
08:08You know what?
08:09Tori, it's not always about you.
08:10Okay?
08:11Well, of course it is.
08:12I've been wanting to do this a long time.
08:19I'm seeing it.
08:21Now, ladies, that's what you call octing.
08:24Let's see it.
08:25Places, everybody.
08:27And action.
08:29I'm Grandria Zuckerwoman.
08:31And I'm a senior.
08:36A senior what?
08:39And cut.
08:40Shay, your cough and snort combo.
08:43Really, really something.
08:44I'm a terrible asthmatic.
08:47Let's move on.
08:48Maybe at this new school, you shouldn't be such a bitch.
08:52Wear the cool pillow in the school.
08:53Cut.
08:54Nina, maybe try it with, like, a different tongue.
08:58Wear the cool people at this school.
09:01No.
09:02Maybe lose the pause before at.
09:03Wear the cool people at this school.
09:05Wear the cool people at.
09:07Wear the cool people in this school.
09:12Our milkshakes are melting because Nina keeps messing up her lines.
09:15And it's taking forever for them to get to us.
09:18The go-to-boy ratio here blows.
09:20Nina, I would recommend maybe articulating a little bit more on that line.
09:24The go-to-boy ratio blows.
09:27Nina speaks super fast.
09:30Hey, Nina.
09:31The go-to-boy ratio.
09:32Just make sure that we can really understand your words.
09:35I said that, but okay.
09:36I know what's going on.
09:39She can't.
09:40She's going to kill me.
09:41But I can't understand what she's saying.
09:43I know.
09:44Time to move on.
09:45Action.
09:47Oh, my God, Marta.
09:50Marta.
09:50Did you forget who you were?
09:52Yeah, I got it now.
09:53Okay.
09:53Marta Donnie.
09:57Sorry.
09:57Can I start that over?
09:58Marta Don...
10:00What is that?
10:01Marta.
10:01Marta Darden.
10:03You okay, Farrah?
10:04Yeah, sorry.
10:05Action.
10:06Oh, my God.
10:07Marta Darden.
10:08We're seniors.
10:10There's enough calories in that to kill you.
10:12But we all got to die of something.
10:17Cut.
10:18Uh, Sasha, hang it up.
10:19Don't be afraid to go big.
10:21And I think your whole performance, you could just be a little...
10:22Action.
10:23...boozier.
10:24Okay.
10:24And action.
10:26Mom, stop copying me.
10:27No wonder I'm addicted to speed.
10:30I'm addicted to speed, too.
10:32No, you're not.
10:33No, you're not.
10:34Mom!
10:35Mom!
10:37And cut.
10:38Trinity, you were great.
10:39You were, like, bang on through the whole scene.
10:41Good job.
10:42This is a big scene.
10:43This is my favorite scene.
10:45There's two Donnas.
10:46Two Donnas.
10:46And no Kelly.
10:47Of course you love it.
10:47Yeah.
10:48You're going to be talking into a mirror, and your actor's not going to be there talking
10:51back to you, so that can get really confusing.
10:52Kind of like Avatar.
10:54It's nothing like Avatar.
10:56And action.
10:58Dear darling Mana, of course you're still a virgin.
11:01You're scared of everything.
11:05And cut.
11:06You are like the devil, so I would say amp that up.
11:09Okay.
11:09Like a lot.
11:10Okay, energy up.
11:11And action.
11:12But I've never had a drink before.
11:15Listen, chickie, it's plain and simple.
11:17Get drunk at the prom, and get yourself laid.
11:21But I'm scared.
11:23And cut.
11:24You did a great job.
11:25I really believe that you're so sweet and innocent.
11:28But I am.
11:30This is the prom, you guys.
11:32So, didn't you love those dance scenes?
11:34No, I hated them.
11:36They take forever.
11:37All day.
11:37Yeah.
11:38Remember, everybody stay in character.
11:39If you're a bitch, be a bitch the whole time.
11:41If you're a whore, be a whore.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Okay.
11:44Are you talking about me?
11:46No.
11:46Did I look at you?
11:47You did.
11:49Places, please, ladies.
11:51Action.
11:51I want to sex you up.
11:54Okay.
12:00Cut, cut, cut.
12:02Sorry, guys.
12:03Kissing scenes are always awkward.
12:05You have to touch lips.
12:06I mean, you have to make it look real.
12:07We don't care.
12:09We'll do it.
12:09We'll kiss.
12:14Here comes all of Aja's tongue in my mouth.
12:20We might have to get married after this.
12:24Cut.
12:25That is a print.
12:26Let's move on.
12:28Action.
12:29We're never going to see each other again.
12:31Yes, we are.
12:33We're all going to the same.
12:35I'll start over again.
12:36Yes, we are.
12:38We're going to the same college.
12:40We're going to work together.
12:42Cut.
12:43Aja, she is a real bitch.
12:45Let's see that.
12:47And action.
12:48Yes, we are.
12:49We're all going to the same college.
12:52We're going to work together again.
12:54I just have one thing to say.
12:57And that...
13:01I'm not even pregnant.
13:03Cut.
13:05Well, I think our job here is done.
13:07Yep.
13:08Aja's performance is meh.
13:10Shay took a role that she didn't want
13:12and made it really funny.
13:14You know Aja has got to be cracked.
13:17Coming up, category is...
13:19Big Hair Everywhere.
13:21Take that, Chaka-Con.
13:22Ha-ha-ha!
13:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:29Oh, my hair looks sickening.
13:31We're getting ready for runway
13:32and I genuinely feel stupid
13:35for reacting the way I did yesterday.
13:37I'm embarrassed.
13:38I'm looking back at like
13:39my little stupid tantrum
13:40and I'm just laughing now
13:41because it was so dumb.
13:43Well, I'm glad you can see that.
13:44I definitely like feel
13:45like I made a mistake.
13:47The only thing I can do now
13:48is just focus on my runway
13:50because I need to ace this sh**.
13:54So I know both of you wanted to be my date to prom, but I finally made my choice.
13:59I choose me.
14:02I went to so many proms in high school.
14:04My junior year, I went with a boy to prom.
14:07We went to our winter formal in drags.
14:10This is my good girl, Kristen.
14:12I went to prom, and I won prom king.
14:16Of course you did.
14:18My high school experience was bad.
14:20In high school, my grandmother got sick.
14:22She had cancer.
14:23So the last two years of high school, I quit school to take care of my grandmother and just homeschool
14:28myself.
14:28My mother died when I was eight from complications of HIV.
14:32She was in the wrong business.
14:34She was an exotic dancer.
14:36She did drugs.
14:37So I was raised by my grandparents, and my grandmother got terminally ill when I was 16 and died when
14:47I was 18.
14:47I never got to do like a prom.
14:49I never got to do a senior trip or graduation or anything like that.
14:52I missed out on a lot of things that kids get to do in high school, but that was my
14:58choice.
14:58I did that on my own because I loved her.
15:01I've lost so many relatives to cancer.
15:05Oh.
15:05My dad has multiple myeloma, which is in the bone marrow.
15:08I kind of put up a barrier between my dad and I when I started doing drag.
15:13He's just never been a man that really expressed his love through words or actions because he's a military man
15:18and, you know, conservative.
15:20And then I think because of his cancer diagnosis, it's put some things into perspective for him.
15:26One day he gave me a call and he's like, I just want to let you know that I love
15:31you regardless.
15:32I know that you're just an artist, that this is your expression.
15:37And it was the most validating experience I'd ever had.
15:41I just realized that my time with him is limited and he's actually way more accepting and loving than I
15:46gave him credit for.
15:47I think that was a real struggle for my mom.
15:49She actually was like really not comfortable with the drag.
15:54Is that something that you struggle with feeling unresolved about?
15:56Yeah.
15:57That's why I'm a bald queen.
15:59When she lost her hair, she felt she couldn't be beautiful.
16:03Right after I graduated from college, my mom was diagnosed with cancer.
16:08Chemo made her lose all of her hair.
16:10I am a bald queen to represent for my mother.
16:13Taking all of that and turning that into drag in my own way was the most important thing I've ever
16:19done in my life.
16:20And I feel like the drag queen I am now is not the drag queen that she got to see
16:24either.
16:24I really do believe that the people that leave us are watching us and can see us.
16:28And I bet that she's really proud of the queen that you've become.
16:31You should try to get a meeting with the Hollywood medium.
16:34You know I offer readings, right?
16:35Girl, you know me to send it in all this virtual stuff.
16:37I would like that.
16:38I was the queen, the bed style medium.
16:40We'll get together one day.
16:42We will do that.
16:42I'll bring you a chicken.
16:44Shut up.
17:09Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
17:13President of the theater club, Michelle Visage.
17:16Ru, can you see my follicles?
17:17No, but Rizzo is PG.
17:19Pass it on.
17:20Okay.
17:20In high school, he was voted most likely to zhuzh a straight guy.
17:25Carson Kressley.
17:26Oh, actually, I was voted most likely to suck C.
17:30The OG Kelly Taylor.
17:32Jenny Garth is here.
17:34Now, did you learn anything from my girls?
17:36How about the more you know, the less you hoe?
17:38That's a good point.
17:39And the OG Donna Martin, Tori Spelling, is here.
17:43Now, Tori, I've always wanted to ask you this.
17:45Mother, may I sleep with danger?
17:48Yes, you may.
17:49Mama likey.
17:51This week, we challenged our queens to star in a new TV classic, 90210.
17:58Gentlemen, start your engines.
18:00And may the best woman win.
18:03Category is big hair everywhere.
18:06Valentina.
18:07Lily pads for light days.
18:08My inspiration was Miss Diana Ross.
18:11Believe it or not, I'm only wearing four wigs at once.
18:15Ooh, Diana Rose.
18:17Well, I'm seeing very Donna Summer's Eve.
18:21Pheromone.
18:22Oh, what a big tease.
18:24Hubba hubba.
18:24My runway look pays homage to RuPaul and Dolly Parton.
18:28I'm really feeling this look.
18:29I think she's prematurely gray.
18:32Trinity Taylor.
18:34Barbafella.
18:34Girl, this wig is standing up by the grace of God.
18:38But my holy Jesus, do I look fabulous.
18:40Oh, that reminds me, I have to get dental floss today.
18:44Sasha Velour.
18:45Like Sid ate Nancy.
18:47I'm representing a side of me and a side of Brooklyn that is a necessary palate cleanser from all these
18:53big hair pageant beauties.
18:55Never mind the bullocks.
18:56Bollocks.
18:57I'm talking about the department store.
18:59Yeah, on Wilshire.
19:00Yeah.
19:00God, I missed that.
19:01Not Sandra?
19:02No.
19:03Peppermint.
19:04Take that, Chaka Khan.
19:05I am serving classic, old school disco diva with a dangerous fiery flare.
19:12Hot.
19:13Oil treatment.
19:15Nina, Benina Brown, Jessica Parker.
19:18Oh, it's really taking this catwalk thing seriously.
19:20Yeah.
19:22I like to give sex appeal.
19:23I like to give face.
19:25Girl, I'm giving you this cat pussy, girl.
19:27Pussy.
19:27Wake me up before you call it Coco.
19:29Ow!
19:30Shea Kool-Aid.
19:31Yes, honey, she is going back to her roots.
19:33Okay.
19:34I say Shea is equal parts bougie and bangey.
19:38Bitch, I'm really feeling the fantasy right now.
19:40That's why she's so popular.
19:42She knows how to handle a big gulp.
19:44Alexis Michelle.
19:45Oh, look, it's Helena Bottom Carter.
19:47Yeah!
19:49I am serving you some big hair-don't-care Ursula-inspired sea hag.
19:54Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
19:56Aja, hoop.
19:57There it is.
19:58I'm channeling a little Queen of Hearts, a little Alexander McQueen, a lot of Queen.
20:02I know why the caged queen does something.
20:07She sings.
20:08She sings.
20:10Coming up.
20:11You nailed it.
20:12You're perfect.
20:13It felt kind of flat for me.
20:19Welcome, ladies.
20:20Let's take a look at my new favorite show, 902 One House.
20:26Okay.
20:26Hush up, Michelle.
20:27My show is on.
20:48Wow, our first day at a new school.
20:51Isn't that awesome?
20:51No, it sucks.
20:53The girl-to-boy ratio here blows.
20:56Maybe at this new school, you shouldn't be such a bitch.
20:59Where's our first class?
21:02Where's our first class?
21:02Let's ask that old, old lady over there.
21:05Hi, welcome to West Beverly Johnson High School.
21:09I'm Grandria Zuckerwomen, and I'm a senior.
21:13I'm a senior.
21:15A senior what?
21:16Were you held back for, like, three decades?
21:20I'm also president of the abstinence club.
21:23I can see that word now.
21:25Hi, I'm Brandi Schmaltz.
21:27I'm running for class president.
21:29Okay, you two are tragic.
21:30Where are the cool people?
21:32Oh, you must mean...
21:34Damn.
21:36Nellie, she's a totally pretty popular one.
21:39And that's Mona Darton, the last virgin of the class of 93.
21:43Oh, my God, Mona Darton.
21:45We're seniors.
21:47Nellie, look.
21:48It's Dillard.
21:49Are you guys going to the prom together?
21:51I haven't decided yet.
21:54And why is the diner in the school?
21:56Enough damn questions.
21:57Here's some fries.
21:59There's enough cholesterol in there to kill you.
22:01Mmm.
22:02We all got a tie of something.
22:05But not before I lose my virginity.
22:07Oh!
22:07I was a virgin once.
22:09But then Mr. Adam of the Adam's Apple gave me his big, thick, juicy, foot-long hot dogs.
22:19I love hot dogs.
22:21I love hot dogs, too.
22:23Mom, what are you doing here?
22:25Senior year.
22:26I'm so excited.
22:28And prom is coming.
22:29Mom, stop copying me.
22:31No wonder I'm addicted to speed.
22:34I'm addicted to speed, too.
22:36No, you're not.
22:36No, you're not.
22:38Mom!
22:38Mom!
22:39Mom, if you don't cut it out, I'm going to join a cult.
22:42Honey, don't go without me!
22:44Oh!
22:47What's wrong with me?
22:49Why am I still a virgin?
22:51Isn't it obvious?
22:53Who's there?
22:54I'm right here, in the mirror, dumbass.
22:58No wonder you're a virgin.
23:00You're afraid of everything.
23:02You should get wild.
23:04Like, do drugs?
23:06No!
23:07Remember, this is your brain.
23:09This is your brain on drugs.
23:11On a croissant.
23:13Sounds delicious.
23:14Listen, chicky.
23:15It's plain and simple.
23:17Get drunk at the prom and get yourself laid.
23:20But I'm scared.
23:23You go, girl.
23:25All right.
23:26Just a sip.
23:41So, I know you both wanted to be my date for prom.
23:44But I've made my choice.
23:46And I choose...
23:49Me!
23:50I'll date you.
23:52And you.
23:53Mom!
23:54I can't believe you joined the same cult as me!
24:02Don't be such a bitch!
24:04Yeah, because I'm Bethany Glamber-Gleason, and I'm the new bitch in this school.
24:10Oh, you can't touch this.
24:11Woo!
24:12There it is!
24:13I'm too legit to quit.
24:16Nice try, you nine-oh-two-one.
24:19Ooh, saved by the bell.
24:25I'm outta here.
24:26I'm gonna go play a witch on Charm.
24:29Wow.
24:30I have never seen anybody stand up to my sister like that before.
24:33You're hot.
24:34I wanna sex you up.
24:37I was gonna wait till college to experiment, but...
24:41Okay.
24:44Woo!
24:47What's her problem?
24:50Party!
24:52Who wants to take my virginity?
24:56That's it, Mona Darton!
24:59No draguation for you!
25:01Wait a minute!
25:02Wait a minute!
25:03Wait a minute!
25:03You guys, just stop!
25:05Look, everybody makes mistakes.
25:07Yeah.
25:07You're a terrible mother.
25:08You joined a cult.
25:10You're old, and you're pregnant.
25:12Well, I still don't think she should drag you wait.
25:16Pipe down.
25:16You're just a fifth season replacement.
25:18Woo!
25:18So, what do you say, guys?
25:21Let's give her another chance.
25:23Let Mona Darton draguate!
25:25Mona Darton draguate!
25:26Mona Darton draguate!
25:28Mona Darton draguate!
25:30Mona...
25:30Lucky!
25:31Yay!
25:31Hey!
25:33Woo!
25:34Woo!
25:34Woo!
25:35Woo!
25:39Bravo hoots draguates!
25:41I just have one thing to say!
25:43And that's...
25:44Oh!
25:45Oh!
25:47Honey, your water just broke.
25:5023 skidoo!
25:53I can't believe we all just draguated!
25:56Hey, everybody!
25:57I just realized...
25:59We're never going to see each other again.
26:02Yes, we are.
26:03We're all going to the same college.
26:05And you and Nelly are going to have your own sitcom on ABC Family.
26:10I want an ABC Family sitcom, too!
26:12Oh, Mom.
26:14I can't even be mad at you right now.
26:18Hey, everybody.
26:20The witch is back.
26:22Friends forever!
26:27Oh, my God.
26:29You guys did an amazing job.
26:31But now it's time for the judges' reviews.
26:34Coming up...
26:35I thought you were hilarious.
26:36You look gorgeous.
26:37You're a follicular tour de force.
26:39What did you call her?
26:44Welcome, ladies.
26:45I've made some decisions.
26:49Pheromone.
26:51Peppermint.
26:52Alexis Michelle.
26:54Ladies, you are safe.
26:57You may leave the stage.
27:03Now it's time for the faculty's critiques.
27:06First up, Valentina.
27:08I happen to love this look.
27:09I like the way you've also accessorized with the gloves, which is a really beautiful touch.
27:13And as Mona Darden.
27:15I mean, that's my namesake.
27:17I thought you had a lot of great levels, and you nailed it.
27:19One of the great things about Tori was that she always did a lot of physical comedy.
27:22And I think that you did the role justice.
27:25You're perfect.
27:26Thank you so much.
27:27Sasha Velour.
27:28Hi.
27:29You look different from everybody out here.
27:30And you're on brand, and your look always has a point of view.
27:33It's so on point.
27:35So on point.
27:36Literally.
27:37And your lunch lady.
27:39I just wanted you to go further with it.
27:41You weren't letting go completely.
27:43There were a few zingers in there that quite didn't land.
27:46I wish I had just played the comedy a little bit more straightforward.
27:50And maybe I didn't need the Meryl Streep treatment.
27:51Yeah.
27:52Well, I mean.
27:55Trinity Taylor.
27:56You look gorgeous.
27:57You're a follicular tour de force.
27:58What did you call her?
28:01I got a jump to Nelly's mom because that was amazing.
28:04I thought you were hilarious.
28:05Your comedy is impeccable.
28:07I want an ABC Family sitcom too.
28:09You were stealing scenes, and it was so right.
28:12Like, I could lick you right now.
28:13Up next, Nina Bonina Brown Carrington Colby.
28:18I love all this.
28:19The only thing that's become predictable is that legging with a boot and a corset.
28:22So I want to challenge you to think of a different silhouette.
28:25In 90210, you weren't really selling the lines.
28:28I feel like directing-wise, we did work with you the most.
28:31And we felt nervous.
28:32We felt nervous that you were going to be mad at us.
28:34You know, it was times when I'm like, they really aren't buying it.
28:38So then I started getting into my hair, like, I didn't really have fun delivering it.
28:43Thank you, Nina.
28:44Shake a leg, shake who leg?
28:46So normally, when you come out on this runway in a bathing suit and a jacket, I'm going to read
28:50you to filth.
28:50But you put so much character in it that I bought it.
28:53I know that girl.
28:54She's a working girl in New York City by the Greyhound Terminal.
28:58In your portrayal as Grandria, you are so confident.
29:01Your makeup, your body language, all of it was perfection.
29:04What a brilliant character.
29:05I loved it.
29:06Thank you, Tori.
29:07Up next, Aja.
29:09Your makeup is blended and it just looks really, really pretty.
29:12And I love this hair on you.
29:14Tonight is quite possibly the best you've ever looked.
29:17As, how do you say it?
29:19Bethany.
29:20Just say that which we don't speak of.
29:21Yes.
29:22We know her as that which we don't speak of.
29:25You didn't feel grounded in that.
29:27You were playing the bitch.
29:29She's a mean girl.
29:30And it felt kind of flat for me.
29:32Now, Aja, you switched with Shea Coulee.
29:34What frightened you about playing the older role?
29:38To be honest, I just kind of freaked.
29:44Thank you, ladies.
29:46While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:51All right, now, just between us popular kids, what do you think?
29:56Valentina.
29:56I thought she did a really good job just as an actress and embodying that part.
30:00She was funny.
30:01She was stumbling around, getting into her drunk character.
30:04She was in character the whole time until she came off camera to tell us that she used
30:08to watch 90210 with her babysitter, which made us feel real old.
30:12Sasha Velour.
30:13Her performance was a little underwhelming for me.
30:16Like, she could have gone so much further with it.
30:18She could have sassed the character up a little bit more.
30:22Trinity Taylor.
30:23She played the hell out of Nellie's mom.
30:25She was fully Jennifer Coolidge, and it was so, so good.
30:28She's the ultimate scene stealer.
30:30Right down to her messy lipstick.
30:32She had the character down.
30:33Tonight was a really strong night for Trinity.
30:35Nina Bonina Brown Ellis Ross.
30:38Her acting for me was a little bit lost.
30:41She alluded to there being some friction on the set.
30:45What happened?
30:45She's a little bit defensive.
30:47That's been an ongoing storyline with her.
30:48We couldn't tell if she was angry that we were giving her direction.
30:52Trust me, she was angry.
30:54Oh, really?
30:54See, I told you.
30:56She's out there keying your car right now.
30:58Exactly.
30:59Shea Coulee.
31:00I thought she was fantastic in the acting challenge.
31:02Shea went for it, and then some.
31:04You couldn't help but fall in love with this character.
31:06But I was so surprised when she walked out, and she looked completely different than she did yesterday.
31:10She slayed the house down.
31:12Aja.
31:13The acting gave me Aja, duh.
31:14Oh, dear.
31:15I think it's interesting that she threw a fit about playing the mean girl, because she wasn't really mean, and
31:21she wasn't really good.
31:22She's not even a girl.
31:23Hello.
31:24She basically handed Shea a moment to shine.
31:26There was one note, one thing, hair flip, over and over.
31:28Hey, a lot of actresses have made a big career on a hair flip and one note bitch delivery.
31:34Sure, yeah.
31:35But she's not going to be one of them.
31:38Silence.
31:38I've made my decision.
31:41Bring back my draguets.
31:49Welcome back, ladies.
31:50I've made some decisions.
31:54Valentina.
31:55As Mona Darton the Virgin, you really popped.
31:59Trinity Taylor.
32:00As Nellie's mom, you had it going on.
32:04Shea Coulee, making us laugh like you did will never get old.
32:10Trinity Taylor, congratulations.
32:12You're the winner of this week's challenge.
32:14You've won a $2,000 gift card from Fabric Planet, long-time supporters of the LGBT experience.
32:24Thank you so much.
32:25I'm back on top, girls, and it feels great.
32:28Valentina, Shea, you're both safe.
32:30You may join the other girls.
32:35Aja, your bitch was punched.
32:39Sasha Velour, your lunch lady left us hungry.
32:44Nina Bonina Brown Abdul-Jabbar, your acting was too tame.
32:49And I in line.
32:51Sasha Velour, you are safe.
32:56Thank you so much.
32:59Sasha Velour, Nina, I'm sorry, my dears, but you're up for elimination.
33:04Two queens stand before me.
33:07Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:14The time has come to lip sync for your life.
33:24Good luck, and don't f*** it up.
33:32Give us the ride.
33:34The man of my dreams.
33:36The one who showed me true love.
33:39Or at least you see.
33:40With brown cocoa skin.
33:42And curly black hair.
33:44It's just the way he looks at me.
33:45That just love and stare.
33:47You see so many times.
33:49You seem to be the one.
33:50But all he ever wanted was to have a little fun.
33:54But now you come along and brighten up my world.
33:58In my heart I feel it, I'm that special kind of girl.
34:01Oh, no, no.
34:02Finally, it just happened to me.
34:05Right in front of my face and I just cannot hide it.
34:09Finally.
34:13Oh, finally.
34:14Finally, yeah, yeah.
34:18Oh, finally, finally, yeah.
34:22Oh, baby, let's go.
34:24Finally.
34:25You come along the way I feel about it.
34:29Just kept me around.
34:30If you only knew the way I feel about you.
34:35I just can't describe it.
34:37Oh, no, no.
34:38Finally, it just happened to me.
34:41Right in front of my face.
34:42Like a list can't describe it.
34:45Violate this.
34:50Ladies, I've made my decision.
34:59Nina Bonina Brown.
35:01Shante, you stay.
35:08You may join the other girls.
35:10Aja, the way I feel about you, it just can't be wrong.
35:14Love you, girl.
35:16Thank you so much for everything.
35:20I've learned a lot about myself here and I really owe it to you guys.
35:24So thank you so much.
35:26Now, sashay away.
35:34I learned that this show is way harder than you think.
35:38I came here and I was like, I got this.
35:41And then I was like, okay, okay.
35:43I felt extremely disappointed that I couldn't go further.
35:45I might be eliminated, but every jog has its day.
35:49Woof.
35:53Condragulations, my queens.
35:54And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
35:59Can I get an amen up in here?
36:01Amen.
36:01All right, now let the music play.