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00:08What a day. What a day. Oh my god I already see it says evil. What did it say? Evil
00:14triumphs. Is that
00:15triumphs? Trumps. That's an I. Oh. Right? I guess yeah. I can't see. Triumphs when good queens do
00:22nothing. Do nothing. I feel like that's like a cryptomaxia shade towards Eureka but definitely.
00:28The things left this like cryptic message that no one really gets. I'm like girl this is what you mean.
00:33I would have more respect if it said Eureka is a bitch. I hate you. Something like that. You know
00:37what I mean?
00:38She obviously doesn't like me which is what it is but the bitch was talented and she's gonna turn the
00:43world.
00:43I love that bitch. She'll figure herself out just like we all do. Yeah bitch they probably had to call
00:47the police to get up about this building but
00:50Honestly I needed to lip sync. It's like recharged my battery. My whole energetic and spiritual connection to drag
00:57has been reconnected and so my strategy moving forward is to always remember what I do well
01:03and always find a way to wiggle that in. Congratulations. Very well deserved. It feels weird even saying that I
01:13won.
01:14I'm quiet because I'm just mind blown so I'm not unhappy. I'm very happy. I'm just like still processing that.
01:19You said that like if you were going to win a challenge you wanted it to be the share challenge.
01:23I didn't want anyone to know that I wanted to win this challenge.
01:25Oh. Sorry.
01:27No, no, no. I mean like now it's fine.
01:29But why didn't you want anybody to know?
01:30I feel like I am a pretty good share impersonator and I just wanted to concentrate on doing well. I
01:35didn't want there to be any expectations of me.
01:37I've always been one to let my actions speak louder than my words and now that I won something maybe
01:43it puts me on the map as a threat to the other girls because I don't think they've seen me
01:46as a threat.
01:47I was confused that Aquaria was in the bottom three. I'm not going to lie.
01:50I don't think I was bottom three out of this group so.
01:54I'm like I don't even know how to respond to that. I'm like you were in the bottom.
01:58I think it was just not announced in any particular order. I wasn't worried at all. I know I did
02:04better than bottom three material.
02:06Aquaria is so disconnected from reality. Of the shared critiques, you were in the bottom three, my love.
02:13It seems like you wanted to win.
02:15I mean allegedly that's all I'm here to do.
02:17What do you mean allegedly do?
02:18I think I'm just getting too confident and it's clear that...
02:22Well, do you feel like you're getting too confident or do you feel like people think you're getting...
02:25No, I think I'm confident just enough. I want to win. I'm not here so I can go home like
02:28the rest of everyone has.
02:29I'm absolutely here to win and I want all of you to go home.
02:34Well, I don't really want anyone to go home.
02:35I want enough of you to go home so I make the top three.
02:38If you don't say that, you're crazy.
02:40I'm confident enough to say that I want to...
02:42I think it's a matter of...
02:43But I think you might be a little confused because it's not a matter of confidence.
02:46I just think it's a matter of sportsmanlike conduct.
02:48Well, I'm sorry if I've come off unsportsmanlike.
02:51Aquaria has been extremely confident this entire competition.
02:54She does want to win. She's made that very obvious.
02:57But if she can't share the spotlight and she can't let other girls have their moment and be happy for
03:02them, it could cause a problem.
03:06I can't cut these off my hand.
03:09I wish I had a friend to help.
03:13The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
03:18and a cash prize of $100,000 with extra special guest judges from Broad City, Alana Glazer, and Abby Jacobson.
03:26You've been the best woman, best woman, baby!
03:34Ah, hook'em horns, hook'em horns!
03:36It is a new day in the workroom and everyone is definitely feeling more competitive at this point.
03:42Now that there's only six of us, there's no middle ground.
03:44It's either you're in the top or you're in the bottom.
03:46And anybody in here could be the next to go home.
03:48This workroom is so empty now. Isn't that so crazy?
03:51There's finally room for all of us.
03:53Well, for your ego.
03:56I still have a couple personalities that I haven't unpacked in my luggage, so I can't wait for you to
04:00meet them.
04:00They're all boring.
04:03One of them should have some good jokes though, I think.
04:05That's the one that comes around when nobody else is looking, when it's just you and one person.
04:08Aquarius is like that frog on the WB that will only perform when no one's watching.
04:12Michigan J, is it Michigan J frog?
04:14And then as soon as he would try and show it to people, he'd be like, rib it.
04:18On the what?
04:19That's way before your time, girl.
04:21A life before your time, bitch, girl.
04:26She's done, already done, had herses.
04:28Wait, what?
04:28Who is that?
04:29Girl, that wasn't Chad Michaels.
04:32My sickening queens, tis I, Stephen Colbert, here to give you the tea.
04:37Yes.
04:38Because, girl, my tea is silent.
04:40Mm-hmm.
04:41Now, I have but one thing to say.
04:45You better work.
04:46Okay.
04:48Yes.
04:49And that, ladies, is what you call acting.
04:55Someone untuck me, please.
04:57Oh, my God.
04:59Oh, my God.
04:59Hello, hello, hello.
05:01Oh, my God.
05:03Ladies.
05:05Hello.
05:05Y'all hungry?
05:06Yes.
05:07I am.
05:07I mean, hungry for some fresh man meat.
05:10Yes.
05:11Gravenous.
05:13Because your country breakfast is ready.
05:16Yes.
05:17Oh, pit crew.
05:25Oh, my God, they keep coming.
05:28The boys are gorgeous.
05:30There's something for every taste in the room, and you know I love a buffet.
05:34Uh, my mouth is watering.
05:36Howdy, fellas.
05:37Howdy, fellas.
05:38Now, ladies, for today's mini-challenge, we're playing a game of Pants Down, Bottoms Up.
05:44Ooh.
05:45My favorite.
05:46First, you tell one of these studs to drop trowel, and he'll flash his rounder bum underwear.
05:53Ooh.
05:54Then you need to find the matching pair.
05:56In the end, the queen that makes the most matches with the fewest tries wins.
06:01It's a win-win situation.
06:03Yeah.
06:04Let's play.
06:05First up, Asia.
06:07Welcome to the Astrodome.
06:09Googly moogly.
06:10Yes.
06:10Dive right in.
06:11I'm gonna go with my good friend number two.
06:15Ooh.
06:17Geometric designs.
06:19Okay.
06:20No.
06:20Sorry.
06:21What are we doing again?
06:23Number 16.
06:25Crack is whack.
06:27Not a match.
06:29Fourteen.
06:30Turn around, drop trowel.
06:31Ooh.
06:32Damn.
06:32Number one.
06:36Yes!
06:37It is like Christmas, a bar mitzvah, your quinceanera, sweets, sixteen, your birthday,
06:42all rolled up into one.
06:43Eighteen.
06:44Ooh.
06:45Damn.
06:46I wish Prince was alive to see this purple rain.
06:49Eight.
06:50Ooh.
06:52Not a match, but a great choice.
06:54Seven.
06:55Yoo-hoo.
06:56Bam.
06:57Number four.
06:58Not a match.
07:00You didn't miss no meals, did you?
07:03Seventeen.
07:06Ten.
07:08Yes!
07:09We got a match!
07:10I'm gonna go with number 17, please.
07:13Badunka, dang.
07:15Number four.
07:17Woo!
07:17Not a match.
07:18Number 14.
07:20Ooh, 57 shades are great.
07:22Number five.
07:24Big money, big money.
07:26What a bummer.
07:27Are you purposely trying to not make a match so you can stretch this out?
07:33If I could see number 16 and number eight.
07:35Wait, well, just one at a time.
07:37You're a bossy bottom, aren't ya?
07:39Number 16, please.
07:41Ooh, you want some fries with that shake?
07:43Number eight, please.
07:44Oh my goodness!
07:46You got a match!
07:47Number three.
07:49Beautiful.
07:50What's better than ten but twenty?
07:51Turn around, drop twelve.
07:53Woo-hoo!
07:55Yeah!
07:56All right, now what's your pleasure?
07:58Nineteen.
07:59Ooh!
08:00Ooh!
08:00I loved how that model wiggled out of those fans.
08:04Ugh, he wiggled and I jiggled all the way on the inside.
08:07Okay, let me try seven.
08:10Oh, shush.
08:11Oh my gosh.
08:12Twelve, please.
08:14Ooh!
08:15Yay!
08:16And then number five, please.
08:20Oh!
08:20Not a match.
08:21Your short-term memory is terrible.
08:24I know.
08:24There's nothing but ass in here right now.
08:27Now, gentlemen, standing in one place can be bad for your health.
08:32So, for safety reasons only, I'm insisting that we take a moment to shake those rounder bum asses.
08:40Hit it!
08:41Fatадцate.
08:42Thumbna, Thumbna— Thumbna— Thumbna—
08:48This needs to be its own show.
08:52Ladies, you all did great, but one of you has a pornographic memory.
08:58I mean photographic memory.
09:02Aquaria.
09:03Ah, yay!
09:05I think I found my husband.
09:07Conjagulation.
09:08All right, ladies, this week you need to use your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to chew up the scenery
09:16as we transport you to a magical world run by drag queen robots.
09:24You'll be starring in the new, edgy, slightly confusing premium cable TV drama,
09:33Brass World.
09:36Here's the script and character descriptions.
09:40Aquaria, you won the mini challenge, so you get to assign the roles.
09:45Ooh, yay.
09:45When I hear that there's a script and some direction, I'm so delighted.
09:49I have to fight tooth and nail.
09:51I have to bring home a win right now.
09:53Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the Brass Woman win.
10:00Should we maybe, like, read them all out loud?
10:02Um, let's just read what these little bits are and see what we're feeling just from that.
10:06I think it seems to work well when we all kind of find what we're all comfortable with.
10:12I don't understand what's even going on, because up until now, Aquaria has been this,
10:16I want all y'all to lose, I want a win, I want a this.
10:19And now she's trying to be nice and trying to let us choose our parts.
10:23I feel Julie for me, because...
10:26Julie sounds like you, kind of.
10:27...Zinger Landing is something that I do.
10:29I can do one of the conservative or, like, right-wing ones, so I don't mind them.
10:32You want to do Parasalem?
10:33I'll do Parasalem.
10:34Could I do Rosie the Bingo Bot?
10:36Sure.
10:37Uh, Ms. Monet, what you feeling?
10:38I'm feeling Viv.
10:39And Cameron, what you feeling?
10:41I mean, if she wants to do Viv, I guess Muffy is the other one, right?
10:44Okay.
10:45I guess I'll be dyslexia by process of elimination.
10:48Yeah.
10:49Cute.
10:50Is everyone happy?
10:51I'm beginning to be more aware of how I may be coming across to some of these girls,
10:55and I figure the most sportsman-like thing to do would be to see what the girls thought
10:59would be a good part for them, and just kind of feel out what the group was interested in.
11:04This Julie part is enormous.
11:08Girl, it's like, no one is chewing more than I have bitten off right now.
11:13I'm already to page seven, and I haven't found my part.
11:15It's not smart to pick a role based on a description.
11:18Do you think that they call Nicole Kidman and say,
11:20we want you to play this role, and it's a suburban housewife set in the 1960s,
11:23and she draws a yellow car?
11:24Oh, my God, I'd love to play that.
11:25No.
11:26That bitch say, send me the script.
11:27I'm going to read through it, see how much it is.
11:28I'll let you know in six months.
11:30Well, girl, watch.
11:31I probably just done defied myself over.
11:35I up.
11:36I done gave myself the worst part in the entire script, hands down.
11:40All these things I'm highlighting better be funny because they're few and far between,
11:45and I don't realize that.
11:48I'm the Joan of Arc of this challenge.
11:50I'm a martyr to breast world.
11:53Coming up, we're down to six girls.
11:55How are you going to make sure you make it to the finish line?
11:58Well, if I...
12:01You're not the most gregarious personality.
12:04That is a mistake.
12:12You can't leave before you go to play drag bingo at Hamburger Mary's.
12:17For today's maxi challenge, we are acting in the brand new cable TV show, Breast World.
12:22How heavy is this?
12:23Show how heavy that is.
12:24What is inside that, a brick?
12:25We start each week ranked.
12:28The person that won last week is number one.
12:31The person that didn't go home is the bottom rank.
12:34And going into this challenge, I'm the bottom rank.
12:36So I feel like there is legitimate pressure on me to win this week.
12:43Hey, kitty girls.
12:44Hey.
12:45How are my drag bots doing?
12:47Great.
12:49Well, hello, Aquaria.
12:51Hello, RuPaul.
12:51You won the mini challenge.
12:53Yes.
12:53So you get to assign the roles.
12:55Were you strategic with it?
12:57Not necessarily.
12:58Not necessarily.
12:59Is that smart?
13:00I strategically wanted everyone to choose a part that I think that they would all excel in.
13:06Do you want them to like you or do you want to win?
13:10I want to win.
13:11Did you choose the best role for yourself?
13:13No, not necessarily.
13:14It seems that I have the least amount of words.
13:18Listen, we're down to six girls.
13:19How are you going to make sure you make it to the finish line?
13:22Um, well, if I, um, I'm definitely going to make each line count because there's not too
13:29many.
13:30So I'm going to try to be memorable in them.
13:31So that's the thing is that you've got to be able to stand out.
13:34So this robotic role, make it an Aquaria role.
13:38That flair of what Aquaria is, bring that to everything you do.
13:43I'm going to try my best.
13:45All right.
13:45Because you're funny.
13:46Absolutely.
13:46Because you're funny.
13:47All right.
13:50Monet X Change.
13:51Hello, who?
13:52Monet, Monet, Monet.
13:54Is that your lace front?
13:55This was actually the very first, like before I even started drag.
13:57And I went to the store in Soho and I found this wig and I've never parted ways with it.
14:01But have you worn it in this competition yet?
14:03Oh, no, no, no.
14:03Never here.
14:04That is a mistake.
14:05I know you love them pussycat wigs.
14:08But bitch, you know what?
14:09You need to wear some big ass hair because you've got that big, fat, juicy ass.
14:13Yeah.
14:13Six girls are left in this competition.
14:15Down to the wire.
14:16Yes.
14:16How are you going to make it to the finish line?
14:18Well, I'm going to sway this acting challenge today.
14:20I feel like I've been on a steady upward climb in the past couple of weeks.
14:22You haven't won any challenges, though.
14:23I know.
14:24What's wrong with that?
14:25You know, I think it's just, I mean, I'm doing well in the maxi challenges, but it's following
14:29through on the runway and really giving y'all something to gag over.
14:31Yeah, they say you have lots of breaks that happen in your life.
14:33You just have to be prepared for them.
14:35Yes.
14:35This is yours to go and get.
14:39Amen.
14:39Make sure you get this.
14:41Yes, I will.
14:42I swear I am.
14:43I will, Rue.
14:44I'll see you out there.
14:46Hey, Eureka.
14:48Hi, Miss Lady.
14:49What character are you playing?
14:50I'm playing Rosie, the bingo bot.
14:52Tell me about Rosie.
14:53The description was that she was brassy and loud.
14:56So, of course, instantly I was like, well, that sounds like you're describing Eureka.
14:59So, I want that part.
15:00It's important that you really break through.
15:03I don't care if you have six lines or if you have six words.
15:05You've got to stand out.
15:07Somebody's going home.
15:08Yeah, it can't be me.
15:09That's it.
15:09So, that's the thing.
15:11Know what your energy is.
15:12Know how it can fit into that script and make it just pop.
15:17I'll see you out there.
15:17Thank you so much.
15:18Thanks.
15:19Hey, Cameron.
15:20Hello.
15:21You won last week.
15:22I did win last week.
15:23How do you think you won?
15:25I think I won because I really committed to share her mannerisms, her voice.
15:29Well, it's interesting because throughout this competition, you're not the most gregarious
15:33personality.
15:34Is there any place in your personal life where you're gregarious?
15:38I would say stage for me.
15:40I'm usually very chill and down to earth and when I get to step on stage, I get to transform
15:43into somebody else.
15:44You've been a slow grower.
15:46You've stayed under the radar the first half of this competition.
15:49This is the point where if you were ever going to break out and be the wild child, this would
15:56be the time to do it.
15:56It would, yeah.
15:57I don't know how long the judges are going to feel inspired by Cameron being so quiet.
16:06She's such a fierce queen, aesthetically, but there's just not a lot of energy pouring
16:13out of her.
16:13All right, kiddo.
16:14I'll see you out there.
16:15Okay.
16:16Hey, Asia.
16:18Hey, Ruth.
16:18What character are you playing?
16:19I am Parasalem.
16:21Tell me about her.
16:21Parasalem, she's bombastic.
16:23She's right-wing, conservative.
16:25What are the similarities with this character and your own personality?
16:28I come from a very conservative household and so a lot of this character is my aunt.
16:36It's not necessarily personality traits that I have today.
16:40Are you sure?
16:40I am a lot of times the conservative voice of reason in the room.
16:44All right.
16:45When we talked before about your snatch game and you told me you were going to do Beyonce
16:49and I mentioned to you that perhaps you could do one of the other girls who used to be
16:54in Destiny's Child.
16:55You know, you have to make the character work for what you already have in your wheelhouse.
17:00Yes.
17:01Because you were in the bottom last week.
17:02Yes, ma'am.
17:03You came real close.
17:04Too close for comfort.
17:05To walking home with one of them tweeter heads back there.
17:07Yes, ma'am.
17:07You don't want to walk away with one of them tweeter heads.
17:09No, ma'am.
17:10You're a champion, girl.
17:12Remember who the hell you are.
17:16Remember who you are.
17:18I'm 35 years old and I have never in my life felt the way I felt based off of words
17:24that
17:24came out of her mouth.
17:26Think of that.
17:27Yes.
17:27Put on a good show out there.
17:29Yes, ma'am.
17:29All right.
17:30I'll see you out there.
17:31Thank you so much.
17:34Well, hello, Ms. Cracker.
17:36Hello, ma'am.
17:37What character are you playing?
17:38Today, I'm Julie and I'm the hostess that sort of runs this whole operation.
17:42Okay.
17:43Why do you think you haven't won any main challenges?
17:46I think when I'm on the stage talking to the judges, I have the jokes and it's all great.
17:52But during the challenges, I'm either blocking or not allowing that Cracker trademark greatness
17:59to come through.
18:00Yeah, because what I've noticed is that it feels like you've prepared in your head, but it's not
18:04in sync with what's actually happening in the room at the time.
18:08You have a sort of kind of a canned comeback.
18:11It feels like you're having a conversation in your own head.
18:14Yeah.
18:14And you use your cleverness as a way to keep people from coming any closer.
18:21In the past, I would have been like, oh my God, that's the biggest compliment.
18:25So learning to reverse that kind of thinking, that is going to be a huge challenge.
18:30That's the challenge.
18:31Yeah.
18:31Sometimes it's the most clever thing to do is to just be human.
18:37Vulnerability is power.
18:39All right.
18:40I'll see you out there.
18:41Okay.
18:44All right, ladies.
18:45In a moment, you'll be meeting with Ross Matthews and Michelle Visage, who will be directing
18:50you in Breast's World.
18:52So good luck.
18:53And don't it up.
19:05I still had a problem with that line.
19:07You live in New York.
19:08You know how to be patronizing.
19:10Let's hurry this up.
19:18Oh my goodness.
19:19Hey, ladies.
19:20For today's maxi challenge, we're going to be acting in the hot new TV drama, Breast's World.
19:27Welcome to the set of Breast's World with furnishings by Object.
19:31There is a pool, a huge bar set.
19:34Bitch, they are not playing with this acting challenge, so we better get our motherfuckers
19:38together.
19:39Now, Michelle and I are here to help make your performances the best they can be.
19:42But the final decisions are yours to make.
19:45Okay.
19:46Let's take a trip to Breast's World.
19:47Yay!
19:49Places, ladies.
19:50Take one and action.
19:53Surprise!
19:55Hello, I'm Julie, your cruising director.
19:59Okay, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
20:00Cut, yum.
20:01I might be walking into a wasp's nest here, but are you familiar with the love boat?
20:05I'm not familiar with the love boat.
20:06Of course you're not, because you're a fetus.
20:08The cruise director is the person who leads everything.
20:10Yeah.
20:11They are the fun buncher.
20:12Yeah.
20:12You need to bring a lightness to it.
20:13Right.
20:13Okay, here we go.
20:15And action.
20:17You haven't met our drag bingo bot, Rosie!
20:21Oh, she's big.
20:24B12.
20:25Bingo!
20:29Heaven's the Betsy!
20:31He's dead!
20:32Cut, hold on.
20:33You jumped her line.
20:34Let her get it done first.
20:36Then you come in.
20:37Also, make it like you're shooting him.
20:40Boom!
20:40Get into it.
20:41And action.
20:43Bingo!
20:48I already shot you, baby.
20:52That is the Betsy!
20:54He's dead!
20:55Cut!
20:58He didn't even know you shot him.
21:00Bigger!
21:00Okay, I mean, I'll get...
21:03That's it!
21:03Yeah!
21:04Okay, thank you.
21:04I'm so sorry.
21:06Rosie, toot and reboot.
21:08Attitude adjustment in process.
21:10Dolling down to Ivy Winters.
21:14Can we just cut here?
21:15Um...
21:15Huh?
21:16Okay, you know how to say Ivy Winters.
21:19Don't you?
21:20Ivy Winters!
21:22Ivy Winters!
21:23Ivy Winters!
21:24Okay.
21:25Say it that way.
21:25A little more dramatic with that.
21:27Well, how it's supposed to be said.
21:29Dolling down to Ivy Winters!
21:32Okay, cut.
21:34Ivy Winters!
21:35Ivy Winters!
21:38Everybody!
21:39Ivy Winters!
21:44Ivy Winters!
21:48Ivy Winters!
21:48Ivy Winters!
21:52And you powered up.
21:52You know what I mean?
21:53But I'm an actress.
21:54And I know how to do my do.
21:56But Eureka is not getting it together.
21:58Ivy Winters!
22:00How's your head?
22:01Oh, grrrrr!
22:04And cut.
22:06Dyslexa.
22:06Yes, ma'am.
22:07Can you do the...
22:07Oh, grrr!
22:09I was making it like the robot, like...
22:11Which you can do.
22:12Let's try one take the other way.
22:13Okay.
22:14Head!
22:14How's your head?
22:15Oh, grrr!
22:20Dyslexa.
22:20I thought it was much funnier.
22:21I thought it was really funny.
22:24I can't take it anymore!
22:29Muffy, just make sure I can understand all the words.
22:31Okay.
22:31Because the, oh, is funny, but I need to know what you're saying.
22:34Okay.
22:35Babe, I want to go!
22:39Okay.
22:40I understand, sweetie, but don't worry.
22:42If you wait, it will grow out, and then maybe you can throw a hat on top of it!
22:47That's that.
22:48I want you, Cracker, to tell me the hairline to make sure you have it.
22:52Okay.
22:53It's...
22:53This is terrible.
22:54I can't take it anymore!
22:55Oh, sweetie, don't worry, it'll grow out!
22:58And maybe you could throw a hat on it!
23:00Oh, honey, it'll grow out!
23:01Okay.
23:02It's funnier if you're being sweet when you throw the shade.
23:04Okay.
23:04Okay?
23:05Sweetie, I know.
23:06But don't worry, it'll grow out!
23:08Or you can throw a hat on it!
23:10Cut!
23:11I still had a problem with that line.
23:13The hat.
23:13What are you not understanding?
23:15No, I think I do understand.
23:16I'm just in the moment not delivering it right.
23:18You know what you're doing.
23:19Yeah.
23:19You live in New York.
23:20You know how to be patronizing.
23:21Cracker, you did it perfect once.
23:23You can do it that way again.
23:23I don't know how many times Ms. Cracker is going to need to repeat these lines.
23:28I will sell this house today.
23:29And yell at herself about it.
23:31But let's hurry this up.
23:33I want to go home!
23:37Well, you can't leave.
23:38Before the big show!
23:40Whoa!
23:42Dyslexa!
23:43Oh, my.
23:45Something happened?
23:46What?
23:47What happened?
23:47I, my mistake.
23:48I apologize.
23:49I thought that I was starting too early.
23:52I'm a little worried for my girl.
23:54I don't want to see her lip sync for her life.
23:56Ever.
23:58Cock-a-doodle-do-me, daddy!
24:00I cock-a-doodle-do!
24:04Cara Salem!
24:05You betcha!
24:07Cut.
24:08Cara, that was good.
24:09You're doing a great job.
24:10You have great energy coming in.
24:12Yes, it's fantastic.
24:12It feels different the second you walk in the scene, and it should.
24:14So keep that up.
24:16Action!
24:18That makes no sense at all.
24:19The party's over, and you can't stop me!
24:22Thank you!
24:26She's dead!
24:29Oh, Lord, she's getting back up.
24:30Uh-uh.
24:31Monet is adding great ad-libs and interjections in there, so she is my biggest competition.
24:37I've never experienced a place where people...
24:41Embraces all kind of people.
24:43My whole life, I've...
24:45My whole life, I've...
24:47Been wrong about gay people.
24:49What is it?
24:50I've been wrong about gay people and drag queens.
24:52My whole life, I've been wrong about gay people and drag queens.
24:55Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
24:56My fate.
24:56This is a change of heart.
24:57This is where you're realizing, oh my goodness, you're just like me.
25:00And let us see you realize that.
25:02Because you've been at a hundred the whole time.
25:04Unless the set falls over, this is our last take, so let's get it right.
25:07I don't want to do this anymore.
25:09My whole life, I've been wrong about gay people and drag queens.
25:16Okay, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
25:18Just cut.
25:19This acting challenge wasn't my chance at redemption,
25:21since Catherine from Fibster f***ed it all up.
25:23And my performance was absolutely dreadful.
25:27Fingers crossed we got everything.
25:32Coming up...
25:33Today's runway theme is Silver Foxy.
25:35Who's excited to be an old lady?
25:37I'm ready to get old.
25:38It'd be nice to find a husband finally.
25:40I'm single.
25:41I'm 31.
25:52It's time to get ready to hit the runway.
25:55And it's the top six.
25:55Nobody is just here because of the luck of the draw or because of chance.
25:58That's what makes now even scarier.
26:01Who's excited to be an old lady?
26:03I'm ready to get old.
26:05Today's runway theme is Silver Foxy.
26:07And I am very excited about this look.
26:09It is about what we're going to look like in 50 plus years.
26:12I'm hoping that my runway look is going to give me that edge
26:15and will help me finally win a challenge.
26:18What type of Silver Foxy are you doing?
26:19I'm going very like Downton Abbey, like upscale,
26:22ghost to the opera old lady.
26:24I was like, you know what?
26:25Everyone else is probably going to do like campy
26:26and they might even expect me to be campy.
26:28So I just decided to go like classic, legit Silver Foxy.
26:32Plus, in case I have to lip sync, it'll be comfortable to wear.
26:35This challenge should have been so easy for me,
26:37especially this tiny ass roll.
26:39The pressure is on today more than ever.
26:44Is anyone else terrified of getting old?
26:46Because I am.
26:47I'm not necessarily like afraid to be an older person.
26:49I just, I fear like my body's slowly messing up.
26:53You know what I mean?
26:54Like I can tell such a difference just from like 18 to 27.
26:58Also, drag just ages you faster than a normal person
27:00because we put our bodies through it.
27:02Well, maybe in a sense,
27:03but I feel like drag keeps a lot of people young.
27:06Like drag is one of the few jobs
27:07where there's always something new.
27:09There's always some new music to learn
27:10or a new fashion train.
27:11Right.
27:12I love learning things from older queens
27:15because there really is so much to learn.
27:16I don't like really relate to people my age that much,
27:19as much as I can hold a conversation
27:22with people that are much older than me.
27:23You work with Amanda LaVore and other like legends.
27:26Yeah.
27:26I mean, Amanda has so much energy and life in her.
27:29She goes to yoga every day.
27:31She is like one of the kindest people you will ever meet.
27:34You all can think I'm nice or mean or whatever,
27:35but 100% of like the way I try to treat people
27:39is inspired by how amazing she treats everyone.
27:43Being friends with people like Amanda LaVore
27:45has really helped shape who I am creatively
27:48and also just opened my mind
27:50to a whole nother part of the world
27:52that I was never even alive for.
27:55It's so important to respect our elders
27:56and to honor them
27:58because they are the people
27:59who paved the way for us to get to where we are today.
28:03Monet, you were in Portland for a while, right?
28:05I sure was.
28:06You remember that drag queen that was like 96?
28:08Darcelle.
28:09Yes, ma'am.
28:09Yes, she is the oldest drag queen I know.
28:11I think she's the oldest drag queen in America.
28:12Right?
28:13Besides Shaquita.
28:14It's so cool to go watch the show
28:15because you see she is like up there in her heels.
28:17Telling the jokes that are exactly her age.
28:20I just flew in from Portland
28:22and my arm is tired.
28:25You know, I see myself doing drag forever, girl.
28:27I'm going to be Miss Darcelle one day.
28:29Just me, but I ain't wearing no heels.
28:30I'll be in some good times
28:31and a little kitten wig, RuPaul.
28:33Is anyone else dating?
28:35Cracker, you have a guy, don't you?
28:36I have a beautiful man.
28:37Aquarius not?
28:38No, I don't.
28:39Camera?
28:40Nope.
28:41You ask me.
28:43Monet, sometimes it's easier just to not.
28:47But dating with drag, as you all know,
28:49is extremely hard.
28:51I normally am very anti-meeting boys around drag
28:55because they're falling in love
28:57with a character that you're playing
28:58and not the real you.
29:00I think Aquarius is more real than Giovanni is.
29:03So you're feeling more present and comfortable as Aquarius?
29:06Yeah.
29:07I would say the same thing, too.
29:08I will say, like, having guy troubles
29:11was a defining moment for me in drag
29:14because that's one of the first times
29:15I really understood sisterhood.
29:17Because, girl, when I very first became
29:18a full-time cast member where I worked,
29:20I was dating this boy.
29:22I won't even call him a guy.
29:23This boy.
29:24Child.
29:24Yeah.
29:24Yes.
29:25And he broke up with me, like, via text message.
29:29And I'm going to add another layer to it.
29:30And he was also a drag queen.
29:32Ah!
29:33And he came to the club that night.
29:35And I'm telling you, the girls in the show,
29:36and I'm not exaggerating,
29:38chased him out of the club with a baseball bat.
29:40Yes, ma'am.
29:40I was like, no, you're not going to just come up in here
29:42and sit on the front row at this bitch job after,
29:44no, get up out of here.
29:46Everything happens for a reason.
29:47But at that point, I was like,
29:48bitch, these motherf*** men in wigs in here
29:50really do care about me.
29:51Girl, they do.
29:51Right.
29:52A lot of people come thinking
29:54this is not RuPaul's best friends race.
29:56And after doing this for so long,
29:59you can't avoid that.
30:00And that makes the reality that somebody is going home
30:03more and more difficult to handle right now.
30:05It'd be nice to find a husband finally.
30:08Looking like this.
30:10I'm single.
30:11I'm 31.
30:16Coming up.
30:16I love the way you look.
30:18You're Upper East Side, New York City.
30:19You just killed the runway.
30:20I don't know what was going on,
30:22but I got nothing.
30:49Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
30:53Michelle Visage. Which of my girls was dressed in show?
30:57Obviously, these two.
31:00Those aren't my girls. Those are everybody's girls.
31:04Now, Ross Matthews, did you enjoy directing with Michelle Visage?
31:08Oh, so fun. We're like the Coen brothers, except sisters.
31:12Drag Race superfan and one of my favorite broads, Alana Glazer.
31:17Ru, my clitoris is engorged to be here.
31:20Well, thank God it's not prolapse.
31:24You and me both.
31:26And Drag Race superfan and my other favorite broad, Abby Jacobson.
31:30Ru, I feel like I've officially died.
31:33Well, at least your clitoris is in prolapse.
31:35No, no.
31:37This week, we challenged our queens to star in our own dystopian gay fantasy, breast world.
31:44Tonight on the runway, we're going to party like it's 2069, as our queens show us what they'll look like
31:50in 50 years.
31:51I'm so happy.
31:52Gentlemen, start your engines.
31:55And may the best woman win.
32:00A first men's cracker.
32:03I can only afford to get one shoulder lasered.
32:07I plan to be beautiful at every age on every stage.
32:11It's purse first, purse last, damn it.
32:13I'm giving you glamorous matriarch.
32:15From my artificial hips to my artificial lips.
32:18The cracker wears Prada.
32:21That's all.
32:23Asia O'Hara.
32:24The last member of the Bravesy bunch.
32:2850 years from now, I'm going to probably still be doing drag.
32:31So I'm still trying to live my showgirl fantasy.
32:35I've got my hair kind of cornrowed over to the side because I'm going to need something easy.
32:39My ankles are swollen and hurting, so I've got to put on house shoes.
32:42And I've got my potato chips because I've been trying to not eat potato chips for the past 50 years.
32:45And now I'm like, I'm going to do what I want.
32:47She's all that and a bag of chips.
32:48Can't have just one leg.
32:52Monet exchange.
32:53Oh, girl, you better sissy that walker.
32:58I feel like when I age, I'm going to be a mess.
33:00I do not take it myself.
33:02I don't have health insurance, but I'm still going to keep on having fun with drag.
33:05So instead of having the Ivy drip, I have little bags of liquor on there.
33:09I'm playing a hacky sack with my titties, and I'm having a good old time with this look.
33:12She's going to be on this month's cover of Eldercare.
33:17This is the aging of Aquaria.
33:20Can I buy Birkenstock in those shoes?
33:23I'm inspired by fierce older ladies from New York City that show you can stay fashionable, hot, and fun at
33:29any age.
33:30I've got head-to-toe tattoos.
33:31My earlobes are sagging from years and years of wearing lots of heavy jewelry.
33:36I'm still a punk bitch, even at 71.
33:38Which way to Burning Man?
33:39Oh, there she found it.
33:42Eureka!
33:43Does anyone have eyes on Renee Taylor?
33:46She belongs to AAR Padding.
33:50Usually, Eureka would be this campy, crazy lady, but this time I'm trying to give you something polished and refined.
33:56I've got my coat flowing.
33:57It's in the wind, honey.
33:59I am gone with the wind, fabulosity.
34:01She's that bitch.
34:02Grandmother, may I sleep with danger?
34:08Cameron Michaels.
34:09Game time at the center?
34:10Let's go to Vegas and play with your slot.
34:12Yeah!
34:13I am Gladys, the hoarder granny.
34:15When she gets her pills, she gets a little boost of energy, and then she just wants to hop around
34:19and have a dancing good old time.
34:20This is a chance to show that I can be funny on stage, no matter how bad I am at
34:25acting.
34:26I'll have what she's having.
34:28Yes, honey, throw your hands in the air like Medicare.
34:33Coming up.
34:33I think that's what I am going to look like when I'm older.
34:38I think you might have been my favorite.
34:39On the runway tonight, she is the winner of a different runway.
34:48Welcome, ladies.
34:50Time to watch my favorite new binge-worthy obsession, Breast World.
34:57Tucked in the bosom of a tropical island lies the gayest resort ever created, where your fantasies come true, and
35:06nothing is off limits.
35:12Attention guests, hands down, bottoms up.
35:16We'll begin in 15 minutes.
35:18Here we are, Muffy, darling.
35:20Surprise!
35:21Yeah, this is so cute.
35:23Where are all the cowboys?
35:25Muffy, darling, this place is better.
35:26It's Breast World.
35:28Ooh, look at those.
35:29But why, Viv?
35:31Well, West World was all booked up, so it was either this place or Trump World, and all they have
35:36are Russian hookers, goat toilets, and golden showers.
35:39Plus, look at all of the hot menses.
35:42Ooh.
35:43Well, I'm Julie.
35:45I'm your cruising director.
35:47And you are at Breast World, the gayest place on Earth.
35:53Look at...
35:54Did she say gay?
35:56I've never seen a gay person before.
35:58Even my hairdresser is straight.
36:01Yeah, we can tell.
36:02Who is real and who's a robot?
36:05That's for me to know and for you to find out.
36:08But can I interest you girls in some cocktails?
36:11Yes, please.
36:12Okay.
36:13Dyslexa!
36:14Ooh!
36:16This is Dyslexa, our state-of-the-art hostess.
36:20Dyslexa, what's the weather like?
36:22The forecast for today is...
36:24Sunny.
36:25With a 100% chance of...
36:28Shade.
36:29Oh, let me try.
36:31Dyslexa, play some soothing music.
36:33Oh, yes, honey.
36:41All right, all right, enough.
36:43Wonderful.
36:44Why don't you get our girls their drinks?
36:46How about two patio punches?
36:49Coming right up.
36:51Ow!
36:54I just got punched in the face if I want to go home.
36:58You can't leave.
37:00You've played drag queen bingo at Hamburger Merit.
37:05Oh, she's big.
37:06B12.
37:08Bingo!
37:12Heaven's the best.
37:13He's dead.
37:15You win, you die.
37:17Now, don't worry.
37:19It's not a real gun.
37:20It's just a hair dryer.
37:21Set to stunning.
37:26Rosie, toot and reboot.
37:28Attitude adjustment in process.
37:31Setting Bianca Del Rio.
37:33Maloney!
37:34Going down to Ivy Winters.
37:39Adjustment complete.
37:41Welcome, ladies.
37:42There's always time for bingo.
37:43Want to play?
37:44I think we should quit while we're ahead.
37:46How's your head?
37:47I have not had any complaints.
37:48Okay, girls.
37:49Okay, Mary.
37:50Okay, you.
37:51Woo!
37:56These two, they always get me.
37:58This is so confusing.
38:00I know.
38:01What?
38:02But it does start to make more sense around the fourth episode.
38:05Yeah.
38:05This is terrible.
38:06I can't say it anymore.
38:09Oh, honey.
38:11It'll grow out.
38:13Or you can just wear a hat.
38:15Yeah.
38:15Not my hair.
38:17I want to go home.
38:21Oh, well, you can't leave.
38:22Before the big show.
38:25Yay!
38:26Welcome to Breast World's big cock contest.
38:30Dyslexa.
38:32Ooh, cocks.
38:34Oh, for the love of Michael Fassbender.
38:37Wiener, wiener, chicken-ziener.
38:39Cock-a-doodle-doomy.
38:41A cock-a-doodle-doop!
38:44Now listen up, you bunch of degenerates.
38:46I'm shutting this resort down.
38:48Voice recognition, right-wing person girl, and all-around nutcase, parasailing!
38:54Parasailing!
38:55You betcha!
38:56Shouldn't you be on Prancing with the Stars or something?
38:59I was wrong.
39:00And this place is violating all the decency law.
39:03Next thing you know, you'll be stuffing to duckins.
39:05Parasailing.
39:06I voted for you a few years ago, but I heard you went bonkers.
39:10Fake news.
39:10Para, lighten up.
39:11What happens in Breast World stays in Breast World.
39:14There is nothing in the Declaration of Independence about happiness.
39:16Well, actually, yes there is.
39:18Happiness leads to tolerance.
39:19Tolerance leads to empathy.
39:20The next thing you know, we'll be raising minimum wages and giving everybody free health care.
39:25It's an anarchy.
39:26No, no, no, no.
39:27Now listen, I've only been here for a few minutes, but I've never experienced a place like this
39:33that embraces people of all cultures and just in the spirit of love, fun, and acceptance.
39:37And I've been wrong about gay people my whole life and drag queens.
39:41They just want to eat chicken like everybody else.
39:43Atta girl, Muffy.
39:45We need to celebrate our differences.
39:46Hate is not a family value.
39:48Yeah, yeah.
39:49So we need more places like this because love is love is love.
39:52And these Mary's mac and cheese balls are...
39:55These are delicious.
39:56And just so you know, Para.
39:59And your children will someday know.
40:02That's the night the lights went out in Breast World.
40:06Ah, yeah.
40:08That makes no sense at all.
40:10The party's over and you can't stop me.
40:12It says who.
40:16You killed her.
40:17She's dead.
40:19Oh, Lord, she's getting back up again.
40:21Surprise, everyone.
40:23I'm actually a robot, too.
40:25In fact, Breast World created me to show how dumb and hypocritical people can be.
40:29Well, I guess it worked.
40:30Mission accomplished.
40:32Now, haven't we all learned something today?
40:34I've learned that this place couldn't get any gary than if you hired Randy Rainbow.
40:38Ladies and gentlemen, please give a big Breast World welcome to...
40:41Randy Rainbow!
40:43Hey!
40:46All right, Breast World, let's feel that gay love.
40:48Everyone sing with me, okay?
40:50Have you met a gay man?
40:51Hey, ma'am!
40:52Where are my people at?
40:54Where are my people at?
40:55You just might benefit if you met someone who is transient.
41:07I smell a Cable Ace Award.
41:12Coming up...
41:13I just didn't buy it.
41:14As funny as she is, she has to deliver.
41:16This is not the time in this competition to choke up.
41:24All right, ladies, it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with Ms. Cracker.
41:31I love the way you look.
41:32I feel like you're Upper East Side, New York City, and this really looks like you're going
41:36to become this person.
41:38You just killed the runway.
41:39On the Breast World challenge, you came armed with an idea.
41:44And then when we asked you to twist a little bit, I started seeing the wheels turning more
41:49than the performance.
41:51I think you get caught up in the details.
41:53And that is good when you're talking about a look on the runway.
41:55But when you're talking about creating a moment, you have to let go.
42:00Up next, Cameron Michaels.
42:02Tonight on the runway, this was so fun.
42:04I think that's what I am going to look like when I'm older.
42:08You came with such a complete presentation of an idea.
42:12Great job.
42:13But in the challenge, we were trying to get you to give us different layers.
42:16And if you saw, it kind of didn't happen.
42:19Yeah.
42:19The hysteria was a little one note.
42:21You had the monologue that was supposed to give us the feels.
42:24Love is love is love.
42:26And we kind of didn't really feel what we were supposed to feel.
42:28Also, I love your tattoos.
42:31But this character maybe should have worn gloves because your hands were up here so much.
42:35It took me out of it.
42:38Up next, Monet X Change.
42:40I thought you were wonderful in the challenge.
42:42You brought this really relatable energy to it.
42:44I know that girl, she was trying to get her friend to loosen up.
42:47And she was funny.
42:48Even your little ad-libs were on point.
42:50And that's, I think, the best compliment.
42:52I didn't know there was a lot of ad-libbing.
42:53Your delivery was incredible.
42:56Tonight on the Runway, I don't know if I believe this could be you in 50 years.
43:00I'm a mess.
43:01I'm a wreck.
43:01My body is falling apart.
43:03I bought it.
43:04Joan Rivers did 8 million jokes about her boobs dragging on the floor because it's hilarious.
43:09I think this is funny.
43:11Up next, Aquaria.
43:13Tonight on the Runway is absolutely stunning.
43:15I'm just digging for a 71-year-old woman.
43:18I was going for a Michelle LeMay hardcore fashion, very tatted up.
43:23I love that you know who Michelle LeMay is, but I still see beautiful Aquaria fashion in
43:27a white wig.
43:28Let me tell you why I buy this look.
43:30Because in 50 years, I plan on looking exactly like this.
43:34In the challenge, I think you might have been my favorite.
43:37I just felt like you were really great with the physical comedy.
43:40Even the way you changed your voice, I could sense how much fun you were having.
43:43And I found the robot to be relatable, you know what I mean?
43:47It was great.
43:49Up next, Eureka.
43:51Explain this look to me.
43:52I just wanted to be fun and flowy, and I love this coat.
43:55It's just something I love to spin in and be fun.
43:57And I didn't really have a use for it except maybe this look.
44:01And that's kind of what it looks like.
44:03Breast world, I felt that you weren't connected.
44:05I don't know what was going on, but when we were giving you direction, I felt you struggling,
44:09which was odd, especially in an acting challenge, because I feel like you know what to do.
44:14But nonetheless, when you watch it, you still popped, but it didn't pop like I thought Eureka
44:17would pop in that kind of show.
44:20Yeah.
44:20And that's frustrating, because I just know how good you are.
44:24Up next, Asia O'Hara.
44:26Tonight, it's a beautiful outfit, like, on the top.
44:29I love this, I love the hair, but I thought for sure you would be this aged showgirl,
44:33but fully showgirl.
44:34I like the glasses bit, but the rest of it, I was trying to figure out why you went that
44:39route.
44:39This look is very me 50 years from now, a tired old showgirl running around the parking
44:44lot at DragCon, begging people to buy my fanny pack.
44:48I really loved you in Breast World.
44:50It was really joyful.
44:52It was fun.
44:52Yeah, I agree.
44:53I thought you were a burst of energy towards the end.
44:56It was like a brand new character we needed to see.
44:58I would have been tempted to do an imitation.
45:00Yeah, betcha, sure thing.
45:01But you did it in a way that was very much Asia doing this.
45:05I thought you were really good.
45:07Thank you, ladies.
45:09I think we've heard enough.
45:10While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
45:16All right, now, just between the Broad City Titty Committee,
45:21what do you think, Ms. Cracker?
45:23Ms. Cracker's tonight was stunning.
45:25Yeah, and I thought it was just so put together.
45:27It was just really well executed.
45:29But in the challenge, it was all kind of stiff.
45:32Yeah, I don't think it would be the spin-off character of the show that I'd want to see.
45:37I'm curious, who would be the spin-off character of Broad City?
45:41Marcel.
45:41Good answer.
45:43Hell yeah.
45:44You know, when I spoke with Ms. Cracker in the workroom,
45:47I called her out on the fact that she's operating what comes out of her mouth.
45:51And I could see, even in the challenge, she was producing herself.
45:55Cameron Michaels.
45:56The runway character tonight was amazing.
46:00But in Breast World, she just hit one level of hysterical through the whole show.
46:06And when she has that kind of epiphany, that was the moment where you were supposed to get the feels.
46:11I got nothing.
46:12This is not the time in this competition to choke up.
46:16No, ma'am.
46:16No.
46:17Monet exchange.
46:19I had the most fun watching Monet in Breast World.
46:21She was giving us one-liners that weren't in the script.
46:23Because she knew the character.
46:25I loved just watching her play.
46:27She is clearly a star.
46:29The runway?
46:30Is it morbid that she's walking around with IVs and has lost her hair due to an illness, of course?
46:35But, you know, these are drag queens.
46:37They can tell any kind of joke they want to tell.
46:39I love swinging titties, but it felt more to me like a sketch I would see at a comedy show.
46:44And I was missing that level of glam.
46:46You know, a lot of the girls come from the nightclub world.
46:48And so a lot of the gags that they planned for the runway here don't necessarily pack the same punch.
46:55I actually want to see her more glamorous.
46:57You could, if she put a big gorgeous wig on and some heels, it would have amped it up a
47:01little bit.
47:02All right, let's move on down to Aquaria.
47:04Aquaria was really funny and lovable as a robot.
47:08There's a moment where she walks up with, like, the stuffed animals.
47:11And just, like, even, like, the approach is hilarious.
47:14On the runway tonight, she is the winner of a different runway.
47:19That didn't look like her in 50 years.
47:20Well, she was 11 years old when this show premiered.
47:24Oh, my God.
47:25So, you know, for a 21-year-old, that is her idea of what she's going to look like in
47:3050 years.
47:31Eureka!
47:32This runway look, I don't know.
47:34She looked like Paula Deen dressed up like a witch.
47:37Yeah, there you go.
47:38You know, tonight, she said, well, I want to wear this because I like the way it feels when I
47:41twirl.
47:41Well, that's cute for you, but what about us?
47:44We're buying the tickets.
47:46And I feel like Eureka had a little rough go of it in that Breast World Challenge because we all
47:51know what Eureka can do.
47:52But I felt like she wasn't there.
47:54And that meltdown moment just wasn't working.
47:56And at the end, I still don't think it really worked.
47:59And at the end of the day, as funny as she is, she has to deliver.
48:02Right.
48:02Or it's not good enough.
48:03She's one of my favorites, and I'm just like, ah.
48:06But she has it in her to deliver.
48:08I feel like we're being extra harsh on her, but it's because we've seen her be so good.
48:11That's right.
48:13It's Asia O'Hara.
48:14Have you ever watched a movie that was really good, and then in the third act, a supporting actress comes
48:18in, and you go, oh, she's totally going to be nominated.
48:20Uh-huh.
48:21That's how I felt about Asia.
48:22She knows who she is because she brought herself to that character.
48:26And like you said earlier, Ross, I preferred that over some Sarah Palin impression.
48:30Tonight on the runway, however, you guys, I'm really confused.
48:32I just didn't buy it.
48:33I'm buying the fabulous, always done, pageant girl.
48:37But, you know, hey, she was fantastic in the challenge and very funny.
48:41Yeah, she just has star power.
48:43On that note, silence.
48:45Lance, I've made my decision.
48:48Bring back my golden girls.
48:55Welcome back, ladies.
48:57I want to reiterate.
48:58You all did amazing work this week.
49:00But we're at that point in the competition where the cuts are deep and painful.
49:08Monet X Change, on the runway, you served SAG.
49:13And in Breast's World, you had SWAG.
49:17You're safe.
49:19You may drag your IV to the back of the stage.
49:26Asia O'Hara, your parasailing was Hucking Filarious.
49:33Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
49:38You've won a four-night stay at Vermont's Frog Meadow Farm Bed and Breakfast, courtesy of My Gay Getaway.
49:45Thank you so much.
49:47My second win, especially after the catastrophe of last week, I couldn't be happier.
49:53I feel like I'm on the upward slope again.
49:56Aquaria, the judges thought your runway look was not age-appropriate.
50:01But your performance in Breast's World packed a punch.
50:07You are safe.
50:08Eureka.
50:11Eureka, this week, your performance needed a toot and reboot.
50:17I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
50:21Eureka.
50:22Cameron Michaels, your silver fox gave us a kick.
50:25But in Breast's World, you muffed your muffy.
50:30Ms. Cracker, your silver fox rocks.
50:34But your Breast's World hostess wasn't the mostess.
50:40Cameron Michaels, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
50:48Ms. Cracker, you are safe, and you may join the other girls.
50:54Two old queens stand before me.
50:57Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
51:08The time has come.
51:10Should lip sync for your life.
51:17Good luck, and don't f*** it up.
51:34Good luck, and don't f*** it up.
51:52God bless you.
51:53Know where I'm going, and I'm no one to do.
51:58About a new attitude.
52:03I'm wearing a new dress, new hat.
52:07Brand new ideas.
52:09That's a wish for good.
52:14Must have been the cool night, new move.
52:18It might change, or that the picture is hard, but I feel like I do.
52:25Somehow the wires uncrawled, the tables were turned, and I knew I'd heard a lesson to me.
52:32I feel like I'm caught up to you, but I don't know what to do.
52:39I'm tired of the wires, but I don't know what to do.
52:45Somehow the wires uncrawled, the tables were turned, and I never knew I'd heard a lesson to me.
52:52I feel like I'm caught up to you, but I don't know what to do.
53:01I've got a new attitude.
53:12Ladies, I've made my decision.
53:20Cameron Michaels, shantay you stay.
53:29You may join the other girls.
53:40Eureka.
53:41Yes.
53:44Shantay you stay.
53:47Thank you so much.
53:49You're so great.
53:54You really freaked me out.
53:55That is what you call a lip-sync for your life, and that is why no one is going home
54:01tonight.
54:02Thank you so much.
54:06You got me, gal.
54:10You may join the other girls.
54:15I just can't go home yet.
54:17In the blink of an eye, it was almost gone.
54:19So, I'm going to be blinking no more.
54:25Well, ladies, congratulations.
54:28You remain the final six.
54:33Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
54:38Can I get an amen up in her?
54:40Amen.
54:41All right, now let the music play.