00:02Welcome, everyone, to April 2026, video exclusive number 11, and immediately the final tech
00:14joke comes to mind, but this goes to 11.
00:19Putting that aside, you can see my complicated book promo playing behind me on my green screen,
00:28because I want to talk to you first states, red states, blue states, but in order to do that,
00:39no doubt you've seen, you can't put on The Five on Fox News or anything else on Fox News
00:47without seeing Breaking Dana Perino's new book, Purple Stakes.
00:54Yes. Well, as a fellow author, I thought I'd mention how much I love the concept.
01:03Do I own it? No, I don't have a copy. Would I read it? Frankly, I'm sorry I'm too busy
01:12right now.
01:13Now, this is just being me honest about it and with you. I love the concept, though. I really do.
01:22It's a great concept. This show, Christitutionalist Podcast, most of my books, especially my
01:34tinyurl.com slash life and living series, of which book five in that series, and no, you don't have to
01:44read them as a series. They're all independent, standalone books, including four in the life and
01:51living series, complicated, which the promo is running behind me.
01:58Each has its own unique lead character set. There are some minor cross-referencing of characters of
02:08other books that came before, but you don't need to read this whole series to understand each book,
02:17which deals with life and living. My point here, normally, about being upbeat and being friendlier.
02:27The need to, like in the book of Kennedy, Project Carpe Diem, I go into how decades ago I coined
02:39the term
02:39massos. The masses of asses. You know them, the miserable SOBs. They are miserable, and they like trying to make
02:50everybody else miserable. Can't we please be friendlier, at least to each other, while out in public?
03:00Smiles, hellos, goodbyes. Just minor chit-chat, nothingness about the weather. Can't we be more polite?
03:14Because I know our politics have certainly got us at each other's throats and more divided.
03:22The left-right divide has never been more severe, as the left tries to destroy our Judeo-Christian
03:31foundations, and we on the right try to roar, restore our American republic, our Judeo-Christian
03:40foundations. Biblical community from the Bible, and as Bradford found in the Bradford,
03:51tinyurl.com slash jldarticles. Before snooze, in there, there's the Bradford Colony, full history
04:02about the Mayflower Compact, and its failure as a communal, communist form of governance, long
04:13before Marx ever came along. But anyway, if while you're out and about, even if you know there are
04:24leftists, we need to be more polite in public. And Jaina Perino's concept, purple state, how people on the
04:36police and other ends of the political spectrum can come together and find common ground at times.
04:45So, normally I don't promote others' books, but you've seen, also I have video exclusive, it's going to
04:55soon, if not already, be released as a full constitutionalist podcast show, Toxic Empathy.
05:06That book is spot on. It's not toxic masculinity that's the problem, it's the left's toxic empathy
05:14that's become a problem. But I've said this about Dana Perino, so I can, of course, say, you know,
05:25promoting sewing good, promoting good. But two, I did write a song that's just the opposite,
05:39but it's tongue-in-cheek. Actually, there's the original and a remix, and I will tack them on to the
05:47end of
05:47this episode for you, called States of Confusion. And the tongue-in-cheek, the parody is about calling out
05:58the red state, blue state divide, and mocking of states, including Michigan, Mish again, again, A-G-A-I-N.
06:13At any rate, I'm going to just go ahead and lead into the folksy kind of country original,
06:20and then the Tex-Ass remix, which is thrash metal driving as if you're, you know, on a road trip,
06:31driving across the states of confusion. So at any rate, I wanted to give Dana Perino a shout-out.
06:39No, I've not read the book. No, I don't intend to buy the book. But yes, great job on the
06:46concept.
06:48Positivity, what I try to write about, and what this show ultimately is about, trying to come together.
06:56Biblical community, not worldly communism for the Matthew 23 types, as Christ said, the blind guides,
07:06the vipers, the snakes who distort and warp the Bible.
07:13So without further ado, let me just get into the funning songs, and indeed mention, yes,
07:22a remix challenge. Write your own verse for having fun with poking fun at mocking your own state and your
07:32own people. Engage in the states of confusion remix challenge. Remix either the original country,
07:41country version or the Tex-Ass remix, thrash metal version. Add your own verse for your own state
07:52in the mix before compiling the new version. Thank you all. Take care. God bless. Love you all.
08:00Welcome to the states of confusion, US of A. United we sit, where once we used to stand,
08:13all playin' different tunes, no longer the same band.
08:34Woke up in Massachusetts, land of the free and the taxed. Harvard elite sippin' lattes,
08:43tellin' us how we should act. From Boston to Cambridge, it's all mass hysteria. Protests in
08:54streets while they're countin' their hysteria. Yellin' bout tolerance, but cancel you quick if you disagree.
09:05Welcome to the people's republic of do as I say, not as we. We're livin' in the states of confusion,
09:15coast to coast it's the same. Red states, blue states, everybody playin' the blame game. From sea to shining sea,
09:26it's one big comedy. It's one big comedy. States of confusion. Lord, have mercy on me. Drive
09:38through Missouri, show me state-turned state of misery. Gateway arc standing tall over meth labs and
09:47barbecue misery. Kansas City steaks, but the heartland's feelin' squeezed. Fly over
09:56country gettin' forgotten while the coasts do as they please. Show me the money, show me the job,
10:04show me where the hope wins. Cause right now Missouri's just one long state of misery,
10:13la man. Then there's California, sorry, I mean California dream.
10:20Where the stars all glitter and the taxes make you scream. Silicon Valley billionaires preachin'
10:28save the planet from their jets. While homeless tents line the sidewalks and the middle class just forgets.
10:37legal weed in the morning, illegal everything by night. California where the sun shines bright,
10:48but the future ain't right. Now back to my own backyard, the great Nick again. Once Motor City muscle,
10:55now rustin' regret on the brain. Detroit went bankrupt, but the taxes still keep on risin'.
11:04Politicians promise jobs, while the factories keep on closin'. Great Lakes glisten, but the economy's in the tank.
11:15Microgame. Yeah, we're tryin' real hard, but we just keep fallin' back. And don't get me started on Illinois,
11:25Illinois, the state of Illinois. Chicago corruption runnin' deep like that deep dish void.
11:35Politicians grinnin' while the taxes keep on risin' high. Windy city blowin' smoke,
11:44makin' honest folks wanna cry. Springfield to the suburbs, everybody's gettin' fleeced.
11:52Illinois as hell, yeah, this state's a straight up beast. We're livin' in the states of confusion,
12:01from mass hysteria to California shore. State of misery in the middle make a game,
12:07and Illinois forevermore. Red, blue, purple, we're all confused as can be.
12:15States of confusion, but it's still the land of the free. Lord have mercy, states of confusion.
12:28Yeah, that's now status of the people we do.
12:38EDUARantica
12:41Woo!
12:47Welcome.
12:49To the states of confusion.
12:53U.S. of A.
12:57United we sit,
12:59Where once we used to stand
13:02Are playing different tunes
13:04No longer the same band
13:15Woke up in Massachusetts
13:17Land of the free and the tax
13:19Harvard elites sipping lattes
13:20Telling us how we should act
13:22From Boston to Cambridge
13:23It's all mass hysteria
13:25Protests in the streets
13:26While they're counting their hysteria
13:28Yelling about tolerance
13:30But cancel you quick if you disagree
13:33Welcome to the people's republic
13:35Of do as I say
13:37Not as we
13:39We're living in the states of confusion
13:42Coast to coast it's the same
13:46Red states, blue states
13:48Everybody playing the blame game
13:52From sea to shine, see it's one big comedy
13:55States of confusion
13:57Lord have mercy on me
14:02Drop through Missouri
14:05Show me state turned state of misery
14:07Gateway arch standing tall over myth labs
14:10And barbecue misery
14:11Kansas City steaks
14:13But the heartland's feeling the squeeze
14:16Fly over country getting forgotten
14:19While the coats do as they please
14:22Show me the money, show me the job
14:24Show me where the hope went
14:26Cause right now Missouri's just one long state
14:29A misery lament
14:34Then there's California
14:35Sorry I mean
14:36Coming for you
14:37A dream
14:38Where the stars all glitter
14:39And the taxes make you scream
14:41Silicon Valley billionaires
14:42Preaching save the planet
14:43From their jets
14:44While homeless tents
14:45Line the sidewalks
14:46And the middle class
14:47Just forget
14:48That's legal weed in the morning
14:49Illegal everything by night
14:52California
14:54California where the sun shines bright
14:57But the future ain't right
15:01Now back to my own backyard
15:03The great Michigan
15:04Once mowed a city muscle
15:06Now rust and regret on the brain
15:08Detroit went bankrupt
15:09But the taxes still keep on rising
15:11Politicians promise jobs
15:13While the factories keep on closing
15:15Great lakes to blisten
15:17But the economy's in the tank
15:20I might check in
15:21Yeah we're trying real hard
15:23But we just keep falling back
15:26And don't get me started on Illinois
15:28The state of Illinois
15:29Chicago corruption running deep
15:31Like that deep dish void
15:33Politicians grinning
15:34While the taxes keep on rising high
15:36Windy city blowing smoke
15:38Making honest folks wanna cry
15:39Springfield to the suburbs
15:42Everybody's getting fleeced
15:44Ill-ill-ill-ill
15:45Illinois is hell
15:47Yeah
15:48This state's a straight up beast
15:50Now we hit Texas
15:51Lone Star
15:52State of Texas
15:53Pride
15:53Oil barons riding high
15:55While the grid fries nationwide
15:57Austin weirdos dancing
15:58With cowboys in the heat
16:00Border talking ballads
16:01Can't keep the chaos off repeat
16:03Big trucks
16:04Bigger hats
16:04And politics that bite
16:06Texas
16:06Yeehaw
16:08Freedom
16:08But the power's out tonight
16:11We're living in the states of confusion
16:14From Massachusetts
16:15From Massachusetts
16:15To California
16:16To California
16:17Sure
16:17State of misery
16:19In the middle
16:20It could gain
16:20And in Illinois
16:23Forevermore
16:23Red, red, blue, purple
16:26We're all confused as can be
16:28State of confusion
16:31But it's still the land
16:35Of the free
16:38Lord have mercy
16:39State of confusion
16:42Yeah that's now
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