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00:00Tonight, on Wise Guys.
00:03This is Jimmy.
00:05We're gonna have the time of our lives, I promise.
00:07It'll be memorable.
00:09Oh, Jimmy.
00:11Oh!
00:11Good friends.
00:13Are you married?
00:14Not for eight hours.
00:15Technically, I'm still single.
00:17Well, technically, you are sick.
00:19Prosperity.
00:20You have the money for me.
00:21By wedding time, tomorrow morning,
00:24or it's gonna be a very short marriage.
00:27To the three stooges.
00:29Woo!
00:30Woo!
01:00Woo!
01:01Woo!
01:07Woo!
01:08Woo!
01:08Woo!
01:10Woo!
01:16Woo!
01:19Woo!
01:21Woo!
01:25Woo!
01:36Woo!
01:39Woo!
03:09Just going back and forth to the store.
03:12Yeah, well, son, whatever lights your candle.
03:15Hey, but that was today.
03:16What about tonight?
03:18I'm just sitting around messing with these carburetors.
03:20What are you doing?
03:21It's Friday night.
03:23Well, those carburetors the only thing you'd get your hands on?
03:26I'm just not in the mood, Uncle Mike.
03:29You know, this sounds like a down spiral to me, son.
03:31You got to get with some people that can, uh, get you out of it, huh?
03:34All right, fine.
03:36What do you want to do?
03:40Well, I, uh...
03:42You got something going, huh?
03:43Yeah, kind of.
03:45But, uh, but look, uh, I can change my plans if you're stuck, all right?
03:49No, no, no, that's all right.
03:50That's all right.
03:50Listen, you have a good time.
03:51Maybe I'll give Frank a shot.
03:53Now you can save your dime.
03:54I know he's got Drake this weekend.
03:56Well, that's all right.
03:57Look, call someone else, okay?
03:59Do it.
03:59Okay, I will.
04:01Listen, you have a good time, huh?
04:03I'll do the best I can.
04:04All right.
04:06Bye-bye.
04:12Call somebody.
04:13Who am I going to call?
04:20You will reach the residence of Michael P. and Denise D. Catch-a-Toy.
04:25Neither one of us are here right now,
04:27and where we are is none of your business.
04:29Leave a message, and we'll call you back if we feel like it.
04:32Yeah, Mooch, it's Vinny.
04:34It's Friday night about, uh, 10.30.
04:37I'm not doing anything, so if you guys aren't busy,
04:40why don't you give me a buzz, okay?
04:42Take care.
04:46And we continue to lull you with more cool sounds
04:49throughout the night.
04:56Hey, Mooch, how you doing, man?
04:58Couldn't be better.
05:00I just tried calling you.
05:01I just called home on the car phone and got your message.
05:03Oh, yeah?
05:03Yeah, grab a beer.
05:04Make yourself at home.
05:05Sit down.
05:08Oh, big Mooch.
05:11So how's married life treating you?
05:13Eh, pretty good,
05:14but, uh, how I miss the simple joys of bachelorhood.
05:20So Dinelli's running the roost
05:21with the, uh, proverbial iron fist, huh?
05:24Oh, yeah, that's a massive understatement.
05:26Who's gonna mess with a woman
05:27who's licensed to carry a .38
05:28and her name's Cacciatore?
05:31She goes by, uh, Detective Cacciatore now, does she?
05:34Well, uh, not exactly.
05:36Yeah, I figured.
05:38Well, she can't be all that tough.
05:40She let you stop by for happy hour.
05:42She don't let me stop by.
05:43She's out of town at some stupid cop convention in Vegas,
05:46and you let her go without you?
05:49Doesn't sound like the Mooch I know.
05:51Well, uh, we're married.
05:53I'm not that possessive anymore.
05:54I don't mind if she goes to Vegas alone.
05:57The fact that her colleagues might hate you
05:59had nothing to do with it, didn't it?
06:00Yeah, maybe.
06:03You know, you know, so, Terranova,
06:04you really disappoint me.
06:06Oh, yeah?
06:07Yeah.
06:08I had this fantasy that you'd be cruising through life
06:11with the insouciance of an unfettered bachelor.
06:14Insouciance.
06:15I figured it.
06:16Now that I'm no longer on the open market,
06:18that you'll be picking up my slack.
06:20Instead, I find you moping around the house
06:22on a Friday night,
06:24rebuilding some stupid carburetor,
06:26just like you used to do when things got bad.
06:30Hopefully the bad times are over.
06:33Well, is there anything I can do?
06:34After all, as a lawyer, I'm aces.
06:39I'll tell you the truth, I almost needed you.
06:41I'll tell you what, if you ever do,
06:43I'll give it a Gindaloon special, 10% off.
06:46Man, what a pal.
06:48Your happiness is my mission in life.
06:50Speaking of which...
06:55What's this?
06:58A stag party?
07:00What kind of a mook sells tickets to a stag party?
07:02The legendary Jimmy Vitale.
07:07You mean to tell me that somebody's actually gonna marry Jimmy Vitale?
07:11Not just somebody.
07:12Debbie Amico.
07:15Well, she waited for him all these years.
07:17Bad things come to those who wait.
07:20So what do you say, man?
07:21You up for this?
07:23You know something?
07:24I think this is exactly what I need.
07:28And we have ringside seats.
07:52Look at these guys.
07:53They're hardly no one of them.
07:54Yeah, I don't either.
07:56Where else, Jimmy?
07:58I don't know, but I'm sure he's cooking up something.
08:01Salud.
08:02Salud.
08:06Remember your 18th birthday?
08:08Oh, yeah, I can't forget that.
08:10They got me the hot wire to school bus.
08:13They ducked the Mazzucco sisters
08:14and they're taking you on the ride of your life.
08:16It was the ride of their lives.
08:18I ran into Lorraine Mazzucco,
08:20and I was sore for a week.
08:22Yeah, we all were.
08:40Catch me now, and whatever pleases my lady and beast.
08:44Yeah!
08:48Yeah!
08:49Yeah!
08:49It's really...
08:51Fanny Munch.
08:52You didn't make it.
08:54I don't believe it.
08:55It's not the horn.
08:57All right, come on.
08:58You're a sweetheart.
09:02Hey.
09:02Hey.
09:03Hey.
09:04How you doing, man?
09:06It's good to see you.
09:08I can't tell you what this made you guys showing up like this, huh?
09:12It's been too long.
09:13I really missed you at the reunion.
09:14What were you?
09:15I wanted to make it.
09:17It's busy.
09:18No, I'm sorry.
09:19I wouldn't miss this one for the world.
09:21Hey, we're going to have the time of our lives.
09:22I promise.
09:23It'll be memorable.
09:25Hey.
09:25Hey, everybody, listen up.
09:29Let's get started, huh?
09:30Come on, come on.
09:33Hey, Lady Godiva, honey.
09:35Come on, bring your Lady Godiva luck up here.
09:38Come on.
09:39Let's go, huh?
09:40All right, let's go on.
09:48Okay, baby, bring me some luck.
09:50You ain't blowing these, will you?
09:54Oh, come on, baby.
09:57Come on, baby, I need you.
09:59Oh, God, what?
10:01Oh!
10:02You keep it warm here, Lady G.
10:04Better get some refreshments, okay?
10:06Come on.
10:09You want to roll with the dice?
10:11Oh, how'd you guys do?
10:13What do you think?
10:14We were with you all the way.
10:15We came up with unguards.
10:18Whatever a little shade of dice of yours.
10:19Now, those were my shade dice.
10:22Maybe they need a closer shave.
10:27Oh, Jimmy.
10:29Oh!
10:38Adam!
10:39Hey, this is Valerie, guys.
10:42And, uh, Valerie is a classically trained dancer
10:46here to perform for you tonight.
10:48Oh, music, please.
10:49Hey.
10:50I'm a free man for another 10 hours.
10:52I'm gonna make the most of it.
10:54I'm getting a drink.
10:56You want to move out of my way here?
10:58Hi, honey.
10:59They treating you okay?
11:00Excuse me.
11:01Mike, look.
11:02Do you mind letting me through?
11:03It's the fun police.
11:04Excuse me.
11:05I believe you have something to mind.
11:06Hey, babe.
11:07What are you doing here?
11:09Come on.
11:10Come on.
11:12Why are you messing with a time-honored tradition here?
11:14A rolling pin through the chops
11:16is a time-honored tradition also.
11:18Don't worry about nothing, Dad.
11:20We got it all under control.
11:22No, no.
11:23Vinnie Terranova, great.
11:25I feel a whole lot better already.
11:28Really good to see you, too, Dad.
11:30But you can catch a toy while the Three Stooges are together again.
11:34Oh, crummy chicken.
11:35I'm an adult now.
11:36Look, that remains to be seen.
11:39Look, I don't want this guy having too much fun.
11:41And since you're here, I'm holding you two personally responsible
11:44for getting him to the ceremony on time.
11:51I guess even you three can't get into too much trouble here.
11:55You know something, Deb?
11:56You're right.
11:58Not here.
12:02Hey, what are you doing?
12:03Jimmy Vitale, don't you dare leave this building.
12:06Sorry, honey.
12:12No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:14Should we go after him?
12:16No.
12:17Let him go.
12:19He's got ten hours.
12:21Then, he's mine.
12:30Where are we going?
12:31Who cares?
12:32We're out of here.
12:33It ain't still young.
12:36What's the hurry?
12:52We're still just like again.
12:58Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
13:00Hey, move.
13:00Hey, move.
13:04Come on.
13:05Come on, you two.
13:06Come on, Moach, you're too slow.
13:08All right, wait a minute.
13:09It's been a long time since I've done this.
13:11Got away from her now.
13:18Come on, Moach.
13:19Don't fall on me.
13:21Don't fall on me.
13:22You're both ahead of me.
13:23Hurry up.
13:24I'm alone up here.
13:26Come on, Moach.
13:27Nobody cares.
13:28Come on, Moach.
13:37Come on, Moach.
13:41Come on, Moach.
13:44Come on, Moach.
13:48Come on, I think I should have been coming.
13:49Come on, Mike.
13:51All right, all right.
13:52Come on, Moach.
14:00Come on.
14:02This way, this way, this way.
14:13So where are we going?
14:14There's got to be a party around here somewhere.
14:16It's Friday night.
14:17Hey, where to party?
14:19Yeah, yeah.
14:20Let's go in over there.
14:22Ah, we can find a better place than that.
14:23Come on, let's go in the city.
14:25Come on.
14:25This is good.
14:26This is, come on, you'll love it.
14:27Come on.
14:28That place is a dump.
14:29Let's go somewhere else.
14:31No, why?
14:32Hey, don't worry about it.
14:33Watch.
14:33We'll get right in.
14:41How you doing?
14:42Fine, Mr. Turnhill.
14:43How'd you never wait for it?
14:45Hey, he's right here.
14:46He might be by later on.
14:47Come on.
14:48Come on.
14:57Barkeep.
14:58Three Scots is neat, please.
15:01This is why I should have stayed a bachelor.
15:03This is why I did stay a bachelor.
15:05Kiss a goodbye, buddy.
15:06Tomorrow morning, they nail the coffin shut.
15:08To Jimmy.
15:10Jimmy.
15:11To good friends.
15:13To prosperity.
15:14Here we go.
15:15Hey, Jimmy.
15:16Not too deep, huh?
15:17To the three stooges.
15:19Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
15:23Whoa, whoa.
15:25Aha.
15:25The night stretches before us like a polished jewel.
15:29What?
15:30Jimmy Vitale.
15:31My pleasure.
15:33Ladies, meet my friends.
15:34Vinnie and Mike.
15:36Hello.
15:37Hello.
15:38Hello.
15:39Hello.
15:40Barkeep, Barkeep.
15:42Get another round for these beautiful ladies.
15:45Put on this gentleman's tail.
15:46What?
15:47Pull it on his.
15:48No, no, no.
15:51Oh, and then there was Emil Calzereta.
15:55How's that for a moniker, huh?
15:57Anyway, Emil, he comes over from the old country.
16:0115, looked about 30.
16:04Matter of fact, I think he was 30.
16:06Anyway.
16:06He was always picking on Vinnie and Mooch.
16:11You know, stealing their lunch money, things like that.
16:15Terrorized them in 10th grade.
16:17Until I stepped in and straightened them out.
16:21That's why these fellas are totally indebted to me.
16:25That right, boys?
16:27Right, Jimmy.
16:28Anything you say, Mr. Vitale.
16:30See?
16:31They owe me their lives.
16:32Do we ever come out on top in one of these things?
16:35Here's a very selective memory.
16:37Hey, what do you say you go get a girlfriend, hmm?
16:42And the six of us will go into the city, hmm?
16:47Hey, Vinnie, you like redheads or brunettes?
16:51You've got beautiful hair.
16:53Just like my wife's.
16:55Are you married?
16:56Not for eight hours.
16:58You're getting married tomorrow morning, and you're hitting on us.
17:01Relax.
17:01Technically, I'm still single.
17:03Well, technically, you are sick.
17:05Let's get out of here.
17:05Girls, wait a second.
17:07Wait a minute.
17:08Oh, we could have had so much fun.
17:11What did you tell them you were getting married for?
17:13Nice going, buddy.
17:14Nah, don't worry about it.
17:16I know this other place where we're guaranteed.
17:26Ray.
17:27Ray.
17:28Ray.
17:29Ray, uh, you know Vinnie Terranova?
17:32Everybody knows Vinnie Terranova.
17:34Mike Cacciatore.
17:37You guys, this is Ray Spiata.
17:39He owns the nightclub here.
17:42Uh, listen, why don't you get another round of drinks?
17:44Keep the party going.
17:44I've got to talk to Ray for a second, okay?
17:47You talk to your office, Ray.
17:49Yeah, why not?
17:50Okay.
18:01Can you guys do the three musketeers thing again?
18:06No, no, no.
18:07It's stooges.
18:09It's three stooges.
18:19I'm glad you came down tonight, Ray.
18:22I want to talk to you about a little problem.
18:24I'm listening.
18:25I'll have that money for you in a couple weeks.
18:28Did you say that a couple of weeks ago?
18:34It's my slow season.
18:36Yeah, me too.
18:37You know, my nightclub business is down 18% across the boards.
18:42You know, with all the disease and the drugs out of style.
18:46It's terrible.
18:47It's killing my business.
18:49Hey, I see you out there with Terranova and Cacciatore.
18:53Yeah, we go back a long way.
18:55Good friends, huh?
18:56The best.
18:57They're taking me out tonight.
19:00I'm getting married in the morning, Ray.
19:02No kidding.
19:03What time?
19:04Ten o'clock sharp.
19:05Hey, I got an idea.
19:06Why don't you get your wedding present from your pals out there?
19:10$2,200 would be nothing to those guys.
19:13No, I can't do that, Ray.
19:16Huh?
19:17Suit yourself.
19:20Look, Ray, I got to go.
19:21They're waiting for me.
19:23But I promise you, two weeks.
19:25You have the money for me.
19:27Buy wedding time tomorrow morning.
19:30Or it's going to be a very short marriage.
19:33You understand that?
19:37Good.
19:39Yeah.
19:46Hey, come on.
19:47Let's go.
19:49Excuse us a minute.
19:53Jim, what are you talking about?
19:54Look what we've got sitting back there.
19:56Yeah, yeah.
19:57Hey, give me that tap.
19:58Where are we going?
19:59Oh, I don't know.
20:00I'll figure out something.
20:01I always do.
20:05Hey, what are you doing?
20:06This card's no good.
20:07What are you talking about?
20:09It's been revoked, pal.
20:12It's all right.
20:13It's all right.
20:13We'll take care of it.
20:18That dice game wiped me out.
20:20Me too.
20:34Hey, somebody's got to pay this tap.
20:36Catch you tomorrow, pal.
20:44Come on, Michael.
20:59Uh-oh.
21:00Come on.
21:02I'm going to be here.
21:02He can give us a few bucks.
21:09Come on.
21:11Where the hell are we going?
21:12Come on.
21:14Come on.
21:15Come on.
21:21I can't believe we said that.
21:25Look at this guy making millions of dollars.
21:27Look at me and all.
21:28Shut up, turn over.
21:29What about you, Mr. Big Time Monster?
21:31Who's going to make you pay anyway?
21:33They'll get paid.
21:34I'll drop the money off at a tap tomorrow.
21:36I need to know what's the end of the world.
21:38The credit cards are ruining this country anyway.
21:40You know, I don't think that bartender knew me.
21:42What the hell?
21:42This is more fun anyway.
21:43So where are we going now?
21:45Where can we go?
21:45We got no money.
21:47Honey, Jimmy.
21:48You got any ideas?
21:51Yeah.
21:52Yeah, I do.
21:58I don't know.
22:12What is it?
22:13What is it?
22:13What is it?
22:14Oh, damn.
22:15Shh, they put a new one on it.
22:20Shh, shh, shh.
22:25Where are you going?
22:30Shh, shh, shh.
22:36Hey, give me a boost, come on. I'll get the door.
22:38Okay.
22:40Come on, will you stop hitting me?
22:47Shh, shh, shh.
23:05You guys, get in here.
23:11Watch it. Where's the light switch?
23:13It's around here somewhere.
23:14Hold on, hold on, hold on.
23:15You guys, get in here.
23:15Pfft.
23:23Is this a dream or what?
23:25Yeah.
23:26Hey, hey.
23:33Then why not, huh?
23:36Oh, hey.
23:43Oh, oh, freeze, freeze, freeze.
23:47Try again, try again.
23:50Push up, get out.
23:52Oh, no.
23:56Hey, john, Kirchel.
24:10Come on.
24:12Wait, wait Mark.
24:15Watch up.
24:16Oh, gotta burn, gotta burn.
24:17Awww!
24:21Get off of here!
24:27Get her that way!
24:29That's it. That's it.
24:33Oh, boy, I gotta lay off smoking.
24:41It's not the cigarette smooch,
24:42it's that cushy lifestyle you lead.
24:46Yeah, I used to live for gym class.
24:48And I used to live for second period, geometry.
24:51Oh, yeah.
24:52Clarice Spudududy.
24:53Yeah.
24:54She has some great sweaters.
24:56Chris, did you like the best?
24:58All of them.
24:59I liked them all, the whole ball of wax.
25:01Nah, nah, nah.
25:02You couldn't have liked Sister Marion.
25:05Even her.
25:08Man, we were the cocks of the walk.
25:11Anybody got in our way, bam, we took care of them, huh?
25:16It was simple.
25:19Everything was simple.
25:21Yeah, I miss simple.
25:23You know, I loved walking down the halls.
25:25The guys would get out of the way,
25:27and the girls would check us out.
25:30They'd check me out.
25:34They were the best days of my life.
25:39Well, personally, I'm glad it's all over.
25:42I didn't like the uncertainty.
25:44I mean, who you gonna go out with?
25:46What are you gonna be?
25:48You got the parents talking at you?
25:49The teachers talking at you?
25:51Yeah, sure you're glad.
25:53You got the world on a string.
25:56Yeah, I used to.
25:58I really used to.
26:01I don't know how I let it get away from me.
26:05One minute with the three musketeers, you know?
26:07The next time I turn around, you guys are stars, huh?
26:09Oh, please.
26:10I'm still back here cutting up Tim Vence.
26:12Come on, buddy.
26:13You did pretty good taking over your old man's business.
26:17Yeah, Vitaly Kula.
26:19Yeah, I didn't do so bad.
26:21I was only 22 when I took over that company.
26:24Remember that?
26:24Yeah, driving a Cadillac.
26:27Taking home 60 grand plus.
26:30Made in the shade.
26:31You set up pretty nice.
26:33Yeah, set up.
26:36I feel like I'm serving a sense.
26:39Hey, that's why they call them jobs, buddy.
26:41Yeah.
26:42Hey, you're still driving around a Caddy, right?
26:45Yeah.
26:45Six-year-old Cadillac.
26:47Oh, poor guy.
26:49You guys don't know anything about me anymore, do you?
26:55Well, I'll tell you.
26:59Uh, the business is in the toilet.
27:01And those guys you saw at the party?
27:04I barely knew any of them.
27:06I ain't got any friends.
27:07Except you guys.
27:10And I got Ray Spiata after me.
27:12What is this with Spiata?
27:13Uh, forget it.
27:15Hey, you're talking to us here.
27:17Yeah, I know who I'm talking to.
27:18What does that mean?
27:20I just mean I got myself into something
27:22and I'll get myself out.
27:24Since when can't you come to your parties?
27:26Hey, where you been the last eight years.
27:30Hey.
27:32Hey, I know where you've been.
27:34You're not taking care of business.
27:37You're taking care of number one.
27:39You just haven't been around here.
27:43Mike, if I was gonna sue him, I would've come to you.
27:48If any of I was gonna negotiate, I would've come to you.
27:51I gotta take care of this one myself.
27:55Jimmy, I don't know if this Spiata guy
27:57is somebody you should be messing around with.
27:58I mean, he could send somebody after you to break your legs.
28:00Maybe worse.
28:01What kind of trouble are you in?
28:03I owe him $2,200.
28:05So why don't you just pay him back?
28:08I don't have it, Vinny.
28:10Your business can't be that bad.
28:12There is no business, Mike.
28:16Chapter 11.
28:17Does Debbie know?
28:19You kidding?
28:20I make the girl wait nine years to get married?
28:23Have to cancel a church wedding?
28:25The one thing she wanted in life?
28:28And now I'm gonna tell her on the eve of the wedding.
28:30Honey, I'm broke.
28:35Can't do it.
28:37Yeah, I understand that, Jimmy.
28:38But she's gonna find out sooner or later anyway.
28:42What's the sweat?
28:45The way you guys make it sound, Ray's gonna kill me anyway.
28:49Oh, come on.
28:50I'll tell you what we'll do.
28:52We'll go find Ray.
28:53We'll straighten the whole thing out.
28:54Vinny, you're not afraid of Spiata, are you?
28:58I'm not afraid of him.
29:00I'm not either.
29:02I'll take care of it myself.
29:04Well, Jimmy, I'm not saying you should be afraid of him.
29:06I'm just saying there's ways of conducting yourself.
29:08That's all.
29:09I know how to conduct myself.
29:14Look, guys, I'm down here on the streets.
29:18Okay, I'm not in some Park Avenue office,
29:21and I'm not on some mob commission.
29:23The only thing I seem to have left is some pride.
29:29I can't let Ray Spiata push me around.
29:32Hey.
29:34We are your friends.
29:57This is a girl's gym today, and we got a game.
30:01You broke in here, didn't you?
30:04That's trespassing.
30:05Lay off me.
30:05Were you a lady?
30:06I'm an attorney.
30:06Get out of here.
30:09All right, all right, we're going.
30:13Where's Jimmy?
30:14There's another one.
30:15I said, out, before my girls get here.
30:19All right, all right, all right.
30:33Man, we could have taken her.
30:35I don't know, man. It would have been close.
30:37Where the hell's Jimmy?
30:39I don't know. We'd better find him.
30:51I don't know.
30:56I don't know.
31:09I'm going anywhere until he gets here, all right?
31:12Where is he?
31:13I thought he was here.
31:14I told you to watch him.
31:16We did.
31:17Then you didn't watch him too good, did you?
31:20Look, you find him or I will make every day of your life hell.
31:26I worked for you.
31:28I don't know.
31:36I'm gonna get you some eggs over easy.
31:39Some good toast, no butter.
31:40It's a bit of a quick, eh?
31:41Exo, Weezy, you're cold, we've got a little brownie.
31:56Look what's coming.
31:59Sammy, great. How you doing?
32:01Have a seat, Jim.
32:04If you want to talk, sit down.
32:06Yes? Yes.
32:10Sweetheart, we changed our minds.
32:13Yeah, we're gonna have refills over here in a new cup.
32:15Coming right up.
32:17What a coincidence. We were just coming to see you.
32:21Oh, yeah, will you?
32:22You got the money?
32:25Look, Ray, I only got a few minutes.
32:27I really want to straighten this out.
32:30You got the money?
32:33I want to sign over.
32:36Family business to you.
32:37Why, do you think I'm ignorant?
32:39I don't know what goes on in the neighborhood.
32:40You're in chapter 11. Don't insult me.
32:43It's a sign of good faith, Ray.
32:45If you don't have the $2,200 in cash,
32:47you don't have the money.
32:52Ray, look, I don't have time to argue about this.
32:55I got 15 minutes to get to City Hall.
32:57I missed my own wedding.
32:59This is priceless.
33:01All the time, it's Ray, wait.
33:03Ray, give me another couple of weeks.
33:06Ray, it's a good faith gesture.
33:08Ray, wait.
33:10Now you wait.
33:16Drink your coffee.
33:23What do you want?
33:24I want to see Spiata.
33:25He ain't here.
33:26Come back tonight.
33:27You seen Jimmy Vitale?
33:29He was just in here looking for Ray.
33:31What do you want with him?
33:32It's business.
33:37He's at Ma's diner.
33:42Go ahead, help yourself.
33:47Sailor Hardware.
33:48Uncle Mike, it's Vinnie.
33:49Hey, Vince, how you doing?
33:50How fast can you get me $10,000?
33:53It would amaze even you.
33:55Good, amaze me.
33:56I want it over at the Mars diner in Brooklyn.
33:57You got it?
33:58Yeah, you got it, son.
33:59All right.
34:00Let's go.
34:04A little more coffee, please.
34:05Coming up.
34:06This one's detox.
34:08Regular.
34:12Drink up.
34:14We already have four cups, Ray.
34:17Drink it.
34:24Is this Italian coffee torture?
34:28Ray, come on.
34:29It was a lousy $2,200.
34:31I used to throw that away in a weekend.
34:33So I heard.
34:34That's why I thought you were a secure loan.
34:36My business was going down the tubes.
34:38I thought it would help me get by.
34:41It didn't.
34:42Family business.
34:44Gone the way of the automat.
34:47Thanks, Ray.
34:47That's a comfort.
34:51Ray, I gotta go.
34:53Drink your coffee.
34:57Why did you come here, Jimmy?
35:02Because I wanted to start fresh on my wedding day.
35:04And I don't want you coming around and Debbie finding out that I'm not only bankrupt, but I'm into a
35:09loan shark.
35:10Why couldn't you get the money out of Terranova or Cacciatore for that matter?
35:13I thought you were so tight.
35:15Yeah, I didn't ask him.
35:17Unbelievable.
35:18You can come to me, but you can't go to them.
35:21Ray, we'll make payments.
35:22And it'll be a memory.
35:24Now let me go to my wedding.
35:27Can I get a warmer on this one?
35:30Ray.
35:30You're right there.
35:32I gotta go get married.
35:34Now I'm gonna get up, and you're gonna have to beat me to death to keep me here.
35:46Hey, you guys left my club in a hurry last night.
35:49You were unhappy with the service.
35:51Your bartender's short pause, too.
35:55Tell him to get out of here.
36:02Sit down.
36:08I understand we have a problem there, Ray.
36:10He owes me 2,200.
36:12Not a huge sum, but you're a businessman.
36:15And more than that, you're a man of respect.
36:19In my small league universe, so am I.
36:22Knowing he's a friend of yours, if you tell me I should forgive the debt, I will.
36:27I'll do it out of mutual respect.
36:30Maybe someday we could do a little business together.
36:34I don't think so.
36:36Either way, you can't muscle me on this, because I'm in the right here.
36:42Yeah.
36:51Thanks.
37:042,200, right?
37:05Mm-hmm.
37:07It's 25.
37:08Interest.
37:10I can't.
37:12Take it, Jimmy.
37:14We'll work it out later.
37:15Now come on, you got a date.
37:16Let's go.
37:24Come on.
37:38Oh.
37:39Sorry.
37:40All right.
37:43Good luck.
37:48Jimmy, go to our house, apologize, and tell her what happened.
37:53Tell her I'm broke.
37:55Tell her I'm into a loan shark.
37:56Yeah, you tell her you're broke.
37:58Yeah, tell her you were into a loan shark.
37:59That'll go with big.
38:04What's Jimmy Vitale without money?
38:10Hey, you guys wouldn't understand.
38:11You got money.
38:12What the hell has that got to do with it?
38:14You had money when we didn't.
38:15And you didn't mind helping us now and again.
38:21I gotta give this back.
38:23Jimmy, keep it.
38:24It'll buy you some time on your bankruptcy.
38:27Jimmy, look.
38:27You get some time, you stop by my office.
38:30I'll set you up with a low-interest loan
38:31to get your business out of hock.
38:37How can I take this?
38:39Jimmy, you can take it because we're your friends.
38:41It's as simple as that.
38:43We're your friends, Jimmy.
38:53I figured you'd be here.
38:57You all right?
39:00Yeah, I'm okay.
39:02Jimmy Vitale, I can't believe that you would do this to me.
39:07Nine years.
39:08And you make me stand in front of my parents?
39:11The justice of the peace in the entire world
39:13like a fool while you sit around drinking beer like a...
39:16Debbie.
39:17Debbie, I can explain it to you.
39:19There's nothing to explain, Jimmy.
39:22Nothing.
39:24Wait a minute, Debbie.
39:25Debbie, we can explain this.
39:27No, you let him explain it.
39:39Come on, sit down.
39:44Sit, honey.
39:49Just let him work it out.
39:58I had to straighten out something with Ray Spiata.
40:03Jimmy, you're in the Spiata for how much?
40:062,200.
40:08Why didn't you pay him?
40:10Everybody with a why didn't I pay it.
40:13Oh, man.
40:16Vitaly Kulair is bankrupt.
40:18So?
40:20What do you mean, so?
40:22I already knew that.
40:24You knew that?
40:27I've known all along that you were having financial problems.
40:32That's your problem, Vitaly.
40:34You can't ask anyone for help.
40:35You don't tell anyone your problems.
40:39People can help you, Jimmy.
40:43People that love you.
40:47You knew I was broke and you were gonna marry me anyway?
40:50I wasn't marrying your business, Jimmy.
40:52I was marrying you.
40:56And now, because of your pride, you just lost the best thing that you ever had.
41:07She loves me.
41:11She really loves me.
41:15What?
41:19It's all your fault.
41:21Well, what do we do?
41:22What do we do?
41:23If you didn't kidnap me from the stag party, it never would've happened.
41:27Hey, Debbie, wait!
41:28Wait, Debbie!
41:29I love you!
41:32What does it mean?
41:34Why does this have a familiar ring to it?
41:38You know what?
41:38These strolls down memory lane are taking a toll on that old gang of ours.
41:42Yeah, that's for sure.
41:44If memory serves, I remember the last time we took a stroll.
41:47We almost dumped the current Mrs. Cacciatore off a rollercoaster
41:50and you ended up simultaneously in the hospital and at the altar.
41:55And Denise, I love you, has turned into Debbie, I love you.
41:58Well, look, at least I had an excuse.
41:59Donnelly hit me in the head with a gun.
42:02Don't smirk, pal.
42:03It's gonna happen to you, too, one day.
42:05Yeah, well, if it does, you're not gonna find me running down the street
42:08screaming, I love you, Rosalie, or whatever the hell it's gonna be.
42:11Yeah, well, you'd be real surprised.
42:13Marriage has a lot of problems, there's no doubt about that.
42:15But you shouldn't duck it, Terranova.
42:17I'm not ducking it, I'm just not romanticizing it.
42:20Like we romanticized about a night out with the boys?
42:23Thomas Wolfe, my friend, it's never as good as you think it's gonna be.
42:27Yeah, I guess you always wanna be someplace safe and comfortable, like high school.
42:31Yeah, like high school.
42:34Except it's only safe and comfortable in retrospect.
42:39You know, I really had a ball tonight, but I wouldn't wanna go back.
42:45Things are pretty good right now.
42:47I mean, it has its downside, but it's what I chose.
42:51I'll live with it.
42:52I gotta agree with you.
42:53Like I said, I prefer to be an adult.
42:55Just do me a favor, huh, buddy?
42:57Try not to choose a life that's too perilous, okay?
43:00I'll do my best.
43:02You ever gonna tell me who this Uncle Mike guy is?
43:08Well, that's a long story, Mike.
43:10Maybe I'll tell you about it sometime, yeah.
43:11All right, okay.
43:12You know, whenever you're ready.
43:13Listen, I gotta get going, huh?
43:16Now listen, man, you take it easy.
43:17If you're gonna need anything, you give me a buzz, all right?
43:19Okay.
43:20And, uh, Terranova, you're talking to the mood chair.
43:23So don't snow me, man.
43:24You're the biggest romantic I know.
43:26Yeah, yeah, right. Okay, get out of here, will you?
43:28I'll see you later.
43:29Yeah, take care of yourself.
43:40Denise, I love you.
43:45Debbie, I love you.
43:48Hey, Rosalie, I love you.
43:54Man.
43:56Never happened.
44:05Congratulations for me.
44:07Yeah.
44:08All right.
44:09Congratulations.
44:11Congratulations.
44:13Yeah, all right.
44:15Congratulations.
44:21Congratulations.
44:28Congratulations.
44:39I can't tell you how much this means to me.
44:42Jimmy, there you go.
44:44Congratulations.
44:45Congratulations, you two.
44:47So, Dad, what's the deal?
44:48You still mad at us or what?
44:49What, are you kidding?
44:51Jimmy told me that you guys lent him the money for the wedding.
44:57For the wedding?
44:58This is like a dream to me.
45:00I mean, Jimmy throws me the biggest wedding reception in Brooklyn.
45:04I love you guys to death.
45:07Wait a minute. What is this? You love us to death?
45:09Yeah, to death.
45:11Then I guess you won't miss Jimmy if he celebrates his nuptials with us, will you?
45:19You wouldn't dare.
45:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
46:02Yeah.
46:03Hello?
46:04Yeah, Mike.
46:05It's Vinny.
46:07Yeah?
46:08Hope I didn't wake you up.
46:10Listen, you heard from Jimmy Vitale lately?
46:14Oh, my God.
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