00:01Camera now recording.
00:06Mommy! They're following me!
00:19Hello. You are currently being recorded.
00:22Your house is a camera.
00:26At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:43And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:52...you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:59It was definitely a smooth moment...
01:05...until it wasn't.
01:07Come join.
01:16The Neighborhood Watch.
01:18You are currently being recorded.
01:27You okay down there?
01:29Yeah.
01:34Still gonna tell me how you didn't drink anything at the restaurant?
01:37A margarita, that's it.
01:38Get a margarita.
01:41Nice try.
01:47There are two keys for that.
01:49I can get them. I'm just asking.
01:51You don't have to go get it.
01:53I can do it.
01:54What a big girl mean.
01:57Or not.
02:00This couple is relaxing by their pool.
02:22A couple sees their relative arrive at the door.
02:25What are you doing?
02:30Kurt.
02:32He's looking around.
02:36Kurt.
02:39He hears you.
02:44Kurt.
02:48Hey, we can see you.
02:50What?
02:51We can see you.
02:53We can see you.
02:55Where?
02:58Do you see that camera on the door?
03:01Oh!
03:23We can see you.
03:34A husband attempts a romantic gesture for Mother's Day.
03:40Managing six kids is definitely busy.
03:45You're pretty tired by the end of the day.
03:48I cannot watch movies anymore without falling asleep if I'm on the couch after a long day.
03:55I'm not a happy person if you wake me up.
03:58Yeah, I was wanting to avoid a cranky situation of waking her up.
04:02And plus, I'd just been to the gym, so I felt like, oh, I feel pretty strong right now.
04:06So maybe I can just lift her up.
04:07You know, it could have been that it was Mother's Day.
04:09I was trying not to be romantic the next day.
04:11I was trying to be sweet.
04:12She's the queen.
04:13She's the queen of the house.
04:14So I'm going to carry my queen to bed.
04:18Wow.
04:22It was definitely a smooth moment until it wasn't.
04:33I felt pretty good about myself walking with her until I got around the corner of the couch and it
04:40caught my shin.
04:42Was I light? I didn't.
04:43No, you weren't light. What?
04:45Was I?
04:46Yeah.
04:46I mean, I was pretty light, right?
04:49I mean, come on.
04:50Very light.
04:53It looks terrible on the video, right?
04:56I mean, I'm shocked that I'm not more hurt.
04:58I was okay.
04:59I mean, I was sleeping.
05:00Maybe that helped.
05:01I just was more relaxed in my body.
05:04I don't know.
05:09This never happens.
05:10He never carries me.
05:11So that was sweet.
05:14So I couldn't be too mad.
05:16That was pretty like, what are you doing?
05:17But I didn't yell at you.
05:18So that is actually how sweet I am.
05:25I got something good out of it.
05:27I got to stay in bed the next day and just relax because he felt so bad about it.
05:32I probably might attempt it again.
05:34And I don't fall asleep on the couch as much anymore.
05:36So, I mean, I'm not taking that risk either.
05:44These two are coming home drunk.
05:49Walk in.
05:50Walk in.
05:50Walk down.
05:53Walk in.
05:53Oh, it's OK.
05:54I'm so .
05:57Walk in.
05:58Walk in.
05:59Walk in.
05:59Walk in!
05:59Walk in.
06:00Walk in.
06:01Oh, I'm not far because of rain!
06:04No!
06:07He's here with him.
06:09He's here with him.
06:09Give him a little help!
06:11Come on!
06:13Walk in!
06:18Come on!
06:30This guy is here to celebrate his girlfriend's 23rd birthday.
06:38No! No!
07:03A routine afternoon turns into a harrowing event for this couple.
07:08Oh, , he's back.
07:10Oh, ,.
07:20Oh, this looks very nice.
07:24Honey, that is so dangerous.
07:26Oh!
07:30Oh, my gosh.
07:32My out?
07:34Happy wife, happy wife.
07:38Oh, sorry, I'm sorry.
07:41Oh, .
07:42I'm there.
07:44Oh, .
07:47Oh, .
07:48Oh, are you okay?
07:54Snow has just fallen in Washington State.
07:59I'm Donna Durham.
08:01And I'm Robert Durham.
08:02And these are our three dogs, Macy Mae, Hosmer, and Piper.
08:08Yeah, good luck there.
08:09Come on. Good luck.
08:10It was a few days before Christmas, and we were both off work.
08:13I was making my Irish cream, and Bob was taking the dogs out.
08:19There was a light, misty rain, and everything had turned to ice.
08:25And that's when the chaos started.
08:28Oh, .
08:29No, no, no, let me get you guys.
08:31Oh, smart, Macy.
08:36Oh, .
08:41It's a very, very steep incline.
08:44Oh, no, this is bad.
08:45And I immediately went into panic mode trying to figure out how I was going to rescue them.
08:51Hang on, buddy.
08:52Oh, my God.
08:53Hang on, Piper.
08:54Wait.
08:54Wait.
08:55I've actually done some repellent in my younger days, so I knew how to tie a bowline.
09:00And I found a piece of twine.
09:02You're a night rider.
09:03What the is?
09:05And I just MacGyvered down there.
09:07Oh, .
09:08Oh, my .
09:13Daddy's coming, Piper.
09:14As soon as he got Piper in between his legs and started pulling himself back up, I could
09:20see that she was starting to wander.
09:24Hang on, Piper.
09:25I just needed to get to her, and I took a couple steps.
09:31Oh, .
09:40I was laying on my back thinking, I am in my bathrobe, and I need to get back in the
09:47house.
09:49I call it my crawl of shame.
09:52Oh, my God.
09:53Millions of people have seen me in my bathrobe.
09:57Hey, Bob!
09:59I did hear my neighbor start to yell, hey, Bob, are you okay over there?
10:03Do you need help?
10:04At that point, I was more embarrassed, and I'm like, oh, no, I got it.
10:07I'm good over here.
10:09Look up, girls.
10:11Oh, .
10:14Hosmer is our scared little boy.
10:16Oh, this is cold.
10:18Wait, buddy.
10:18Wait, right there.
10:19It took him a long time to go outside after that.
10:22Good boy.
10:23And Macy, somehow she stopped herself in the slide and made it right back up.
10:31Okay.
10:34Oh, my God, my ass is frozen.
10:38It was two days before Christmas, and we survived a near disaster.
10:44The dogs got lots of love and treats, and I think they would do it all over again just
10:51for that.
10:56A family returns from a visit with grandma and grandpa.
11:00Okay.
11:00Come on.
11:01Let's go.
11:02Is it apple?
11:03Yeah.
11:03If you want your apple, you gotta come inside.
11:06Oh, did you?
11:06What is that?
11:08When are you, like, farting?
11:09Did you fart?
11:10Yep.
11:11And then let me walk right into it?
11:12I didn't know that it was gonna be bad.
11:16Bye.
11:17Oh, yeah.
11:17No, it's bad.
11:18Sorry.
11:19Bye.
11:21Bye.
11:21Come on.
11:22I need a girl in this house.
11:24Sorry.
11:24I need another girl in this house.
11:27There's a girl.
11:30There's a girl.
11:55Please get that on ring.
11:58Please tell me that's on ring.
12:08Baby...
12:22Uh...
12:23drive.
12:26Ow!
12:30Are you OK?
12:31Oh, mother .
12:34Are you OK?
12:36Help me up.
12:38This husband and wife have an unexpected visitor.
12:42Careful, Lindsay.
12:43Help me hit this.
12:58Oh, God damn it!
13:01Oh, .
13:06Oh, .
13:10You've been very drunk the last hour.
13:13Me or you?
13:15You.
13:22This couple has discovered an unwelcome visitor in their backyard.
13:27Be careful, Lindsay.
13:29Help me hit this.
13:30We had a Fourth of July celebration at the house,
13:33and I had asked Anthony to pick up the water slide a couple times.
13:37I flipped it over, and I see the snake come out.
13:41I was like, I need a shovel so I can hold this snake down,
13:45because I'm not Steve Irwin.
13:46I'm not going to just grab a stick and hope that it holds it there.
13:51I'm just terrified of any kind of reptile,
13:53so I don't want to get close to it.
14:00Well, I think at the beginning I was scared for myself
14:03because I just saw it come in my way.
14:05I'm like, oh, my God, it's coming.
14:07It's coming towards me.
14:15But then when I saw that Mocha was getting close to it,
14:19that was terrifying.
14:20My dog starts trying to lick it.
14:23Mocha!
14:25Mocha will chase anything.
14:27Anything.
14:28Cars.
14:29She's not scared.
14:30People.
14:30Children on bikes.
14:32Mocha!
14:33Mocha!
14:34Mocha!
14:34I'm trying to get Mocha, but I'm so terrified of the snake
14:38that I physically can't get myself to catch the dog.
14:41Her reaction definitely went beyond what I was expecting.
14:46Freaking out and hiking her shorts up like it's an old cartoon movie
14:50and a mouse had just ran in.
14:52Like, what are you doing?
14:54I didn't realize I was jumping,
14:55and I definitely didn't realize I was pulling out my pants.
14:58Mocha!
14:59In my mind, I was getting closer than what I was to the dog
15:03when I was trying to catch it, but my fear, like, got the best of me.
15:09I can't!
15:10I can't!
15:11Mocha, get away!
15:13I can't!
15:14After everything was resolved and Mocha was out of the way,
15:17the snake just got moved as a garden snake, so...
15:20He was the hero.
15:21The hero.
15:23Yeah.
15:24All a day's work.
15:30A woman plays ball with her dog.
15:33A woman plays ball with her dog.
15:36Oh, my God.
15:47Oh, my God.
16:17Oh, my God.
16:18Amor, tranquila, tranquila, tranquila.
16:22Es mentira.
16:25Es mentira.
16:34A woman's stocking cabinets accidentally bumps a toaster oven.
16:45Oh, my God.
17:11This woman has a surprise Valentine's gift for her husband.
17:16Hi, Lou.
17:33This husband's prank won't go as planned.
17:48A freezing rain has fallen
17:51in Indiana.
18:07I can't believe you took me out!
18:13Oh, s**t!
18:15Karen!
18:17Karen!
18:18Come here!
18:20Oh, my way in touch!
18:22I can't get it up!
18:28A man decides it will be fun to scare his wife.
18:37This husband is also planning a practical joke.
18:42Go walk!
18:45Go walk!
18:46You walk in the yard.
18:49Look at that.
18:52Thank you!
18:53Aw!
18:55That didn't work, did it?
18:57No, it didn't!
19:00This man's wife told him there are hot dogs in the freezer.
19:06I don't think I lost you.
19:09Bye!
19:10Bye!
19:12Bye!
19:14Bye!
19:24Bye!
19:27Bye!
19:36A woman terrified of frogs has just seen one on her porch.
19:40Oh, no!
19:42To the nose!
19:43To the nose!
19:43Oh, no!
19:44No!
19:45Oh, my God!
19:46That mother******!
19:47To the nose!
19:48What?
19:49What's wrong?
19:51What's wrong?
19:52Get in the house!
19:56A woman needs her husband's help to pull out a weed.
20:04Oh, my God!
20:05Oh, my God!
20:06Are you okay?
20:08Oh, my God!
20:10Oh, my God!
20:16Are you okay?
20:19A man spots an opportunity to scare his girlfriend.
20:27Ah!
20:28Ah!
20:44This man doesn't realize he's left his car in gear.
21:27This man doesn't realize he's left his car in gear.
21:29This man doesn't realize he's left his car in gear.
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