00:00Camera now recording.
00:32Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:36Your house is a camera.
00:40At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:52And if you're watching at just the right moment...
01:01You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:05Don't play dumb with me!
01:07Oh my goodness.
01:09Wasn't expecting that to come out of Eric's mouth.
01:13Come join.
01:21The Neighborhood Watch.
01:23You are currently being recorded.
01:48A dad is teaching his son to play a VR game.
01:52Hold on, uh, uh...
01:54You got it?
01:54Yeah.
01:56Okay, nice to look.
01:56Stop.
01:57Go on.
01:59You got it.
01:59Go!
02:00Get it!
02:01Go!
02:01Oh!
02:03Okay, that was my fault.
02:05These boys don't realize that their security camera has anti-tampering features.
02:11Oh, okay.
02:13Ew.
02:32A little girl is practicing baseball in her front yard.
02:45Oh, my God!
02:48Oh, my God!
02:48How far is that?
02:50Did you say that?
02:51No.
02:54Hi!
02:55Say, I meant you, Daddy.
02:56I meant you, Daddy.
02:58Give him a kiss.
03:03Okay, take it off.
03:04Take it off.
03:04I love you, Daddy.
03:06Bye.
03:06Bye-bye.
03:10Bye-bye.
03:11Oh, baby.
03:13Bye-bye.
03:18This dad in Missouri is about to get caught in the act.
03:26Dad, I know that smile.
03:30You're going to touch Mom's butt.
03:32I know that smile.
03:35I know that smile.
03:36I have no idea what you're talking about.
03:39Don't play dumb with me.
03:43We both are a very affectionate couple.
03:47I almost always will pat her butt every time we walk by or anything like that.
03:51If she's cooking or anything like that, I'll come up behind her and be like,
03:55oh, what you cooking?
03:56And kiss her on the cheek and slap her butt and stuff like that.
03:59I know that smile.
04:01You're going to touch Mom's butt.
04:03So I wanted to go get honey at the farmer's market.
04:07And I sit down on the steps and he's putting on my shoes.
04:11Dad, you're going to touch Mom's butt.
04:14When she came back, I'm like, oh, hi, babe, and gave her a kiss and patted her butt again.
04:18He's all like, and he like looked at me and pointed at me.
04:20And he always does the, he always, he always does the little thing with his eyes.
04:24Just like, yeah.
04:26So he's all like, I'm watching you, Dad.
04:28You may not think it, but I'm watching you.
04:39I have no clue where he gets some of the phrases he gets.
04:42We call it his 80-year-old man comment.
04:45Don't play dumb with me.
04:46Yeah.
04:48Yeah, tell him you're not going to touch my butt.
04:51I'm not going to touch her butt.
04:54Okay, I know that smile.
04:56You're going to touch her butt.
04:58No, it's just bright out the sun.
05:00It's making me squint a little.
05:02The smile that my dad did when he was just wiggling, it was like this.
05:13He gets like a little, a little like curve right here.
05:16He has a pretty mischievous look and it's pretty identifiable because Aries has it too.
05:24The sun is making me squint a little.
05:27It makes me laugh even more because the sun is behind me when I'm saying it.
05:31That's pretty much what it is, is we can't get anything past Aries.
05:36I feel like I'm defending myself against him all the time.
05:38He's the police of the house pretty much.
05:42No, I think we found the butt slapping police.
05:46You're going to touch mom's butt.
05:51A toddler is in a mischievous mood.
06:01It means she's not getting away from them.
06:22It's a happy dog.
06:25Crazy.
06:26Aww.
06:30Hi.
06:31She's a good dog.
06:31his family left important papers out in the open.
06:34Yeah!
06:37No! No! My homework!
06:40No! My homework! No!
06:42No! My homework! No! My homework!
06:46This is my homework! This is all my homework!
06:51This is my homework!
07:02Hi, Mom! Say hi to my mom!
07:05I don't have to press!
07:06Ring-a-ding-ding-ding!
07:08Ring-a-ding-ding-ding!
07:12Oh, sorry! We're too drunk!
07:15Ring-a-ding-ding!
07:15Hi, Mom!
07:16Hi, Mommy!
07:18Shh!
07:18Thanks! Thanks!
07:20I'll be there, sorry!
07:24You are currently being recorded.
07:27A boy playing in his yard makes a destructive decision.
07:42This looks good.
07:46Evelyn, want a beer?
07:49No.
07:50If you want, we can take one with us.
07:54There's so many different flavors.
07:57Hey, I want a beer.
08:00An overloaded boy sees something on his shoe.
08:04You're okay.
08:10You're okay?
08:12You're okay?
08:12You're okay.
08:15This Californian kid is aimlessly throwing rocks.
08:31No!
08:34No!
08:36No!
08:37No!
08:38Get out of the car!
08:40No!
08:41Oh, my gosh!
08:42Fire.
08:42Uh-oh!
08:57Let her put it in the mirror.
09:02No!
09:04No!
09:05Don't bother me!
09:07No!
09:11No!
09:19Oh my god, please help him f**k over.
09:37Thanks.
09:41Wait.
09:57He's so good.
10:07I'm not too intolerant.
10:10Oh.
10:12Oh, that was horrid.
10:14Oh my god.
10:22This dad in Maryland has left his coffee unattended.
10:40It was during COVID and I had just had a baby, so it was like chaotic and we were stuck
10:46at
10:46home.
10:47Yeah.
10:47And true was potty training.
10:48So I was concentrating on laying stones out, fixated on what I was doing.
10:53I heard him say something to me and I gave him a, yeah, okay bud, that's fine.
10:58Then it kind of started to register to me that he just said, dad IP and coffee in the same
11:04sentence.
11:07That's exactly the moment it clicked.
11:09When I looked down and I saw dribbles around the cup, then that's when those series of
11:14words really clicked in my head of, oh, what he was trying to tell me is, dad, I peed in
11:18your coffee.
11:20And I said to him, Truett, did you pee in daddy's coffee?
11:25And he kind of had that look of any kid that like, he didn't know if he was in trouble
11:29or
11:29if he did good.
11:31And you know, we kind of.
11:31I think he thought he would like, he, I think he really did.
11:34He thought like, yes, I did it.
11:36Yeah.
11:36I think he was definitely proud of himself.
11:38Yeah.
11:38We were just happy.
11:39He wasn't going in his pants.
11:40Yeah.
11:41So anywhere other than the pants was good.
11:43Obviously the coffee cup wasn't like the ideal spot, but no, no, considering it was my drink.
11:48Yeah, but I dumped the coffee out, took that mug in and I gave it a quick rinse, put it
11:52in
11:53the dishwasher and I got myself a different coffee cup, one with a lid after that.
12:00Great.
12:01Are you okay?
12:07I'm okay.
12:09Bye.
12:11Bye.
12:12Bye.
12:14Bye.
12:26Bye.
12:27What do you think we're dragging it?
12:30Pick it up.
12:31What did I do it?
12:35This boy is about to give his brother
12:38an important life lesson.
12:40OK, want to know how to woo all the girls, huh?
12:43He was so confused when I asked him.
12:45Yeah, I was just, I just busted it out.
12:47OK, want to know how to woo all the girls, huh?
12:57This son is supposed to be helping his father.
13:16In Florida, a boy has some advice for his younger brother.
13:21OK, want to know how to woo all the girls, huh?
13:24Want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:27What?
13:28Want to know how to woo all the girls, huh?
13:31I'm his older brother.
13:32And he was just so confused when I asked him.
13:34I had to ask him like three or four times.
13:36Want to know how to woo all the girls?
13:38Huh.
13:39Hit him with the backband.
13:41Wait.
13:46It started at school.
13:47I was really big on Michael Jackson.
13:49And I was thinking of his, like, toes up
13:52during the Billie Jean concert.
13:54So I tried to recreate that.
13:56And I just, like, my back just went all the way back.
13:58And I just, like, wanted to show him.
14:00Jackson and EJ spend a lot of time together at home.
14:03They joke around a lot.
14:05He's a great big brother.
14:06He's four years younger than me.
14:08He kind of looks up to me, I feel.
14:11Hey, want to know how to woo all the girls, huh?
14:15He was like, what the heck?
14:16Yeah, I was just, I just busted it out regardless of if he was aware.
14:20What?
14:22What?
14:27At first, I heard my mom put it through Facebook.
14:31And I was kind of like, oh, bummer.
14:32Facebook is like an old person app.
14:34Oh, my God.
14:35And then I saw it on a bunch of social media platforms.
14:38I was like, oh, my gosh, I'm kind of, like, famous.
14:41That's the first year I got a girlfriend.
14:43So I guess you could say it worked.
14:45But I'm single right now.
14:47I don't have any type of girlfriend.
14:53You were excited to give me a number just now, right?
14:56Wow.
14:59I do think Jackson's going to be hit with ladies.
15:01I think he already is.
15:02I think he doesn't tell me a lot.
15:04And I think EJ's going to be a hit with the girls, too.
15:06He's handsome.
15:08And EJ, are you interested in knowing how to woo all the girls?
15:11Not really, no.
15:18A mom in Denver is busy preparing dinner.
15:36And here at Diego.
15:37Oh, my God!
15:38EJ!
15:38Oh, look.
15:39Go!
15:40Oh, oh, oh.
16:21Now James is pretty smart, but he like went a little bit in the chat, and then went a little
16:24bit in time,
16:25and then went a little bit in time.
16:28He'll do much better job.
16:29He's really smart.
16:34James is pretty smart.
16:41A teen tries to sneak in after curfew.
17:13A camera watches a family prepare for Halloween.
17:16Everly!
17:17Everly!
17:18Everly!
17:31Everly!
17:32Everly, guys, you've got a fight!
17:33Everly, guys, you've got a fight!
17:37Everly!
17:38Everly!
17:44Good frickin' safe, bro.
17:46What are you doing?
17:48Oh, my God.
17:50Can you believe me?
17:51You're not allowed in it.
17:52Good thing Captain America was here.
18:00I forgot it was early day.
18:02I forgot the kids at school.
18:05I'll be right back.
18:06Okay.
18:10This dad put down his phone to work on his truck.
18:24Hey, don't scratch my truck, dude.
18:27Don't scratch my truck.
18:32Don't scratch it.
18:33Woo!
18:35Woo!
18:37Woo!
18:50These girls are returning a board game.
18:53Hold on.
18:54Put it right here.
18:55No, let's leave it on the board.
18:56Hello?
18:57Oh, hello?
18:57Hello.
18:58We're at the store.
19:00What are you doing?
19:01Oh, we are just returning this.
19:04Oh, okay.
19:05You can do it on the table if you're done playing with it.
19:08Okay.
19:09Do you want to leave it on your doorstep or on the table?
19:12Either way.
19:14That's fine.
19:16Right here.
19:16Bye.
19:19Bye.
19:23Bye.
19:28So empty.
19:32Bye.
19:37Bye.
19:37Bye.
19:40Bye.
19:57Good job.
20:00Okay.
20:02Good job.
20:07Come on, come on, come on!
20:16Okay, Luke, you stop.
20:17Luke, you're going to fall.
20:19Luke, you stop.
20:23This teen is inflating her volleyball.
20:30There we go.
20:32Go!
20:43Wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:45You're buster.
20:48Oh, this is going to rust out.
20:50Keep it outside.
20:53Oh, I'm sorry.
20:55You okay?
20:56Yeah.
21:00Wow.
21:01I'm sure the ring caught that one.
21:03Oh, my God.
21:07I hope so.
21:13Is that you?
21:16You fucking droppant!
21:20Mommy?
21:22Mommy?
21:24Mommy?
21:27Mommy?
21:28Mommy?
21:29Grandma!
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