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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 10: Animal House

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00:00Camera now recording.
00:19What are you doing?
00:22What?
00:25Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:28Your house is a camera.
00:32At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:41And if you're watching at just the right moment.
00:50You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:56The pizza guy had absolutely no idea what happened.
01:00He definitely thought I was certified really insane.
01:02Come join.
01:03Sounds like rain.
01:10The Neighborhood Watch.
01:12You are currently being recorded.
01:40The Neighborhood Watch.
01:47This man thinks there's something in his ceiling.
01:56Oh, man.
01:59Get out!
02:03No!
02:05Get out!
02:12Get out!
02:22This border collie is supposed to be in her crate.
02:39This dog likes to play with dish towels.
02:46Dazzle, get down, get down, good boy.
03:08This man is delivering a pizza.
03:12It was just a typical day during the week.
03:15My husband was working from home.
03:16He was, you know, knee deep in meetings.
03:18I was taking care of our daughter and we thought it would be a lot easier and a good idea
03:23to
03:23just order some pizza for lunch, something quick and something easy.
03:36I had actually seen the squirrel earlier that day.
03:39I left the house to go get groceries and between the grocery run and the pizza was maybe an
03:45hour or two.
03:46So I thought surely the squirrel is gone.
03:48I assumed wrong.
03:56The pizza guy had absolutely no idea what happened.
04:00He didn't turn around to see the squirrel.
04:02So as soon as I opened the door and I screamed, he definitely thought I was certifiably insane.
04:19So I'm in a meeting, I hear her scream and I'm like, what's going on?
04:22I just come to find out it was just a squirrel in the house.
04:25It really wasn't that important.
04:27The squirrel decided to go through multiple rooms, living room, the kitchen.
04:34I knew it was inside, but we had no clue where it was.
04:37But then I was like, did you get the pizza?
04:39She's like, no.
04:41I was like, he's still standing out there?
04:42So she's like, yes.
04:43I was like, oh my gosh.
04:44I was like, okay, so I'll go out there.
04:50The squirrel got in, I guess.
04:52Oh my gosh.
04:54And then he goes on about his day.
04:56Like, it didn't even bother him.
04:57I see she's on the chair screaming.
05:04It's like, I'm on my own.
05:05And there's no, I'm not gonna have any help getting this squirrel out.
05:07I was like, you got it, honey.
05:09You got it.
05:09I have faith in you.
05:15It lasted a good 30, 35 minutes to try and chase a squirrel.
05:19I finally was able to corner him in the hallway with a broom and a towel.
05:22And I threw the towel right on top of him.
05:24Picked up the towel, I threw the towel outside, everything.
05:27I was like, just go.
05:28Please just run away.
05:30And by the time we got the squirrel out, the pizza was already cold.
05:33A few of my guys at work, I had to explain to them.
05:35I just had to chase a squirrel out of my house.
05:38None of them could believe anything I said.
05:39I was like, don't worry.
05:40I have a video of it.
05:41I'll send it to you.
05:42We've gotten a lot of questions about whether the pizza guy got a tip.
05:45Because they see me grabbing the pizza and not giving him anything.
05:49I mean, it was a prepaid tip, prepaid for the pizza, everything.
05:51So yes, the pizza guy did get a tip.
05:54And we haven't seen the pizza guy since.
05:56No, it's a pizza place right down the street.
05:58We order there a good bit.
06:00I've never seen him again.
06:08That video will probably haunt me for the rest of my life.
06:11She's always checking for squirrels now.
06:13Every single time she opens the door.
06:14Can you blame me?
06:15No, it's just a squirrel.
06:21This security camera has just detected some movement.
06:32This is a squirrel.
06:41What's up?
06:43What's up?
06:53In Colorado, ladies enjoying some drinks are about to receive an uninvited guest.
07:02We're just enjoying the weather outside, sitting on the porch.
07:06And then in the middle of a conversation, it happened.
07:46This dog thinks she's about to score some pizza.
08:14This grandpa is trying to chase away a goose.
08:31A man and his dog try out a new toy.
08:53These ladies have been spending the afternoon drinking on the porch.
09:03That day, it was Mother's Day, my husband had just left for some military training and I was just feeling
09:10sad.
09:11And in true Kim fashion, she showed up to my house with some bottles of champagne and we invited another
09:18friend over to hang out with us too.
09:20Champagne and a charcuterie board.
09:22Yes, so if that's not a good friend, I don't know what is.
09:34I didn't believe her. I stood up and I'm not seeing the snake anywhere. What I meant to say was
09:40there is no snake, but what really came out was you don't own a car. It could have just been
09:44the alcohol though.
09:50We have a lot of wildlife in Colorado, so there's rattlesnakes.
09:54There's coyotes.
09:56Coyotes, king snakes, you name it, we have it.
09:59Where?
10:00Where?
10:00In the rocks, Kim.
10:02Where?
10:03Where?
10:04Where?
10:04My personality is typically very loud and very dramatic when something's going on.
10:10Also, snakes scare the living out of me.
10:15The snake went underneath my car, but then it veered off into the rocks and we also have rocks where
10:21I was standing.
10:22And so all I heard was the snake is in the rocks, Kim. And that's when I jumped five feet
10:28into the air.
10:32She hangs on to that champagne very well during all this. Team no spill.
10:40You guys are white.
10:41No, I'm not, Kim. I swear to the f***ing God.
10:46Chad!
10:49We walked around the corner and actually saw it. That's when everyone was like, oh, that's not just a little
10:55snake. Like, that's a big snake.
10:57You saw the sheer size of it?
10:59Oh my gosh!
11:01Oh!
11:02Chad, her husband, heard us so cute.
11:04And he came out.
11:05He was just like, guys, calm down.
11:08It was non-poisonous, so he just picks it up with the shovel, carries it across the street.
11:18He left it out in the field and we haven't seen it since.
11:22Well, there was definitely more champagne after the snake incident, that's for sure.
11:25I needed something to calm my nerves a little bit.
11:28I may or may not have gone back to my house to get a second bottle of champagne.
11:40A teen returning home doesn't expect a visitor.
12:00Shoot!
12:01Shoot!
12:02Shoot!
12:06Go!
12:07Go!
12:08Ah!
12:09Ah!
12:11Oh my God!
12:13Oh my God!
12:16Oh my God!
12:16Oh my God!
12:16You're attacking me!
12:21Look!
12:21See, that will look pretty once she doesn't fall off, believe it or not.
12:25A boy helps his grandmother decorate for spring.
12:33Look at that, Riley!
12:34Really?
12:42A delivery driver tries to drop off a package.
12:46Gino is like 99% the sweetest little boy
12:50in the whole world.
12:51And then that one other percent, he's super naughty.
13:11Randy, Randy, Randy, come here Denali, shoot it off the deck.
13:22Hang on buddy, come here buddy, come here, it's okay, it's okay, it's in here, it's not
13:29good.
13:34You all right, are you okay?
13:39This family's dog wants to bring his stick inside.
14:04Oh, look what she did!
14:07Oh!
14:09Help!
14:10Ah!
14:13Ah!
14:16Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:22Ah!
14:23Ah!
14:24Ah!
14:29Ah!
14:32Ah!
14:32Ah!
14:33Ah!
14:33Ah!
14:34Ah!
14:35Ah!
14:35Ah!
14:35Ah!
14:36Ah!
14:36Ah!
14:37Ah!
14:37Ah!
14:38Ah!
14:38Ah!
14:38Gino is four years old and we got Gino after we already had our first French
14:44Bulldog Joey and I know the video doesn't look that way but I always tell
14:49everybody Gino is like 99% the sweetest little boy in the whole world and then
14:55that one other percent he's super naughty with delivery drivers so this all
15:05started when our older dog would bark out of excitement for delivery drivers to
15:10be there and Gino just interpreted that as all right who we getting who we going
15:15after when we first moved there the drivers like oh no it's okay I've got
15:23treats for the dogs and they were like no we're not interested in that we want you
15:27not to be here so since I work from home I'm able to go out there and get the
15:36packages right away and bring them upstairs it's only when I don't hear the
15:41drivers coming and then kind of chaos ensues after that
15:50every time I see the videos I'm like I can't believe that we're doing this again
15:54with the dogs I feel bad because they're just trying to do their job you
15:58know but it's not like Gino's ever like really done anything bad to anybody he
16:03just barks and growls it's never like he's bit anyone to where they have stitches
16:16he's probably destroyed I don't know maybe six to ten packages he's ripped up
16:21everything from beauty products to cell phone devices for his work we can't
16:26even leave their Christmas presents under the tree because we have left and
16:30we've come home and they have unwrapped their gift
16:35have you ever thought of like having them delivered to like a P.O. box or a
16:39neighbor? God that's such a good idea
16:40no we should probably think about having them but we've done a couple things to try
16:45to keep the dogs from getting to the delivery drivers got an electric fence now for
16:50the dogs and we don't let the dogs outside during the delivery times I'll
16:54get a beep beep when they're pulling in the driveway to give me a heads up that
16:57like hey if the dogs are out come out and get them
17:03100% they know that they're being bad but in their heads they're like what's the
17:06worst that can happen you know they'll still get fed they'll still get pet
17:10they'll still sleep in our bed at night you know they're like that was worth it
17:20a woman has tied up her dog while she goes inside
17:24she goes inside
18:15In Arkansas, a rooster protects his hands during feeding time.
18:41This man spots some trespassers.
18:44Ooh, ooh, you little bastards here.
18:47That's it.
18:48That's it.
18:48I'm fishing.
18:49I'm fishing.
18:50No, no, no!
18:51No!
18:55No!
19:34This man wants trespassers off his property.
19:38Oh, oh, you little bastards, you.
19:41That's it.
19:41That's it.
19:42That's it.
19:43That's it.
19:44You guys are in trouble.
19:46What are you going to do now, huh?
19:49They're going.
19:50They're going.
19:50What the hell?
19:51No, no, no, no.
19:57Straight out of my neighborhood.
20:01Oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:08Oh.
20:09Oh.
20:10Oh.
20:13Oh.
20:14Oh.
20:23Oh.
20:26Oh.
20:41Oh.
20:46Oh.
20:47Oh.
20:47God damn it.
20:48Oh.
20:51Oh.
20:53This raccoon sees a friend on the roof.
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