🏘️ Gogglebox (2013) - Season 27 Episode 12
The nation's favorite couch critics are back! In Episode 12 "Sofa Reactions to the Week's Biggest Shows", the Gogglebox families and friends gather to watch and react to the week's most talked-about TV — from gripping dramas to reality TV explosions, news headlines to viral moments. Who will crack the funniest one-liner... and whose hot take will spark the next debate?
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• Drama reactions: emotional moments met with tears, gasps & sofa commentary
• Reality TV roasts: savage one-liners on the week's most controversial moments
• News & current affairs: thoughtful takes on what's shaping the nation
• Viral video responses: internet sensations get the Gogglebox treatment
• Signature Gogglebox warmth: humor, heart & the joy of shared viewing
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Reality TV / Reaction Show / Ensemble Comedy Serial
• Original Network: Channel 4 (UK) / All 4 / International Syndication
• Series Launch: 2013 | Season: 27 | Episode: 12 | Title: "Sofa Reactions to the Week's Biggest Shows"
• Setting: UK Homes (Various) | Language: English
• Runtime: ~45-50 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~10-15 min
🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to TV recaps & British comedy podcasts on Spotify, Apple Podcasts.
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Which reaction made you laugh hardest? 👇" Turn on notifications 🔔 for Episode 13!
#ShowTVMovies #Gogglebox #Channel4 #SofaReactions #S27E12 #ReactionTV #BritishTV #BingeWatch #UKReality #TVCritics
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "Gogglebox" belong to Channel 4, Studio Lambert, and associated producers. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
The nation's favorite couch critics are back! In Episode 12 "Sofa Reactions to the Week's Biggest Shows", the Gogglebox families and friends gather to watch and react to the week's most talked-about TV — from gripping dramas to reality TV explosions, news headlines to viral moments. Who will crack the funniest one-liner... and whose hot take will spark the next debate?
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• Drama reactions: emotional moments met with tears, gasps & sofa commentary
• Reality TV roasts: savage one-liners on the week's most controversial moments
• News & current affairs: thoughtful takes on what's shaping the nation
• Viral video responses: internet sensations get the Gogglebox treatment
• Signature Gogglebox warmth: humor, heart & the joy of shared viewing
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Reality TV / Reaction Show / Ensemble Comedy Serial
• Original Network: Channel 4 (UK) / All 4 / International Syndication
• Series Launch: 2013 | Season: 27 | Episode: 12 | Title: "Sofa Reactions to the Week's Biggest Shows"
• Setting: UK Homes (Various) | Language: English
• Runtime: ~45-50 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~10-15 min
🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to TV recaps & British comedy podcasts on Spotify, Apple Podcasts.
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Which reaction made you laugh hardest? 👇" Turn on notifications 🔔 for Episode 13!
#ShowTVMovies #Gogglebox #Channel4 #SofaReactions #S27E12 #ReactionTV #BritishTV #BingeWatch #UKReality #TVCritics
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "Gogglebox" belong to Channel 4, Studio Lambert, and associated producers. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
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00:01You can't open bags, can you? You use this.
00:10You were saying?
00:14Is it a tear bag?
00:24That's it then.
00:26Oh, he held it. It's a tear one.
00:30Always read the instructions.
00:32Oh, shut up.
00:38Have you ever done that like that?
00:40Well, I absolutely know if I had.
00:44Oh, Barcelona.
00:47No, I don't like that this guy's trying to tell me how to eat my dinner.
00:50A what?
00:51Fault fetish.
00:52I had no idea that was a thing.
00:54Remove my britches.
00:55Expose your loins.
00:56I like that.
01:00Oh, Ronnie.
01:01This is weird.
01:02Gee, he's a mercenary bugger, isn't he?
01:04This is why I don't date.
01:05That is Dyson with the Devil.
01:07Oh, no.
01:08He suffers for his art, doesn't he?
01:10Clearly.
01:10A Bentley Continental!
01:12I think I'd rather call it a day, Natalie, wouldn't you?
01:15Who's been arrested now, and for what?
01:20In the week King Charles got a blue Peter badge, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:26Channel 4 was on tour looking for singers to take to the stage.
01:31I was purged outside in the pouring rain.
01:36Paolo Nettini, even though you wouldn't think it, he is Scottish as well.
01:39Why wouldn't you think that Paolo Nettini is Scottish?
01:42Because a name like Paolo Nettini is not really Scottish, is it?
01:45It is, isn't it?
01:47No.
01:49Since when have you known anyone called Paolo Nettini?
01:53Paolo Nettini?
01:55I'd say it's Scottish.
01:57Well, any name if you say it like that, that's got a selfish sound effect.
02:03TV's toughest interviewers were back on the mic on ITV.
02:07Our rules are no questions are out of bounds.
02:11No subjects are off the table.
02:14They've approached me a couple of times, but I haven't got the right type of disability.
02:18I was going to say, they don't want you on there.
02:20Oh, I'd love it.
02:22You can't handle the truth.
02:25And the Chelsea chatter was a cut above as usual.
02:29I don't know if I buy this or not, if it's just because I went there now that it's like,
02:32he's giving you a bit of attention.
02:33It's just weird.
02:34Oh, please don't flatter yourself.
02:36I'm not.
02:37Oh, I'm not.
02:39Don't smash yourself.
02:41I'm sick of this bullshit.
02:44Stop it, Charles.
02:47They don't generally end with a consonant, Naughty.
02:50So it trails off into bullshit.
02:54Yeah.
03:02In Leeds.
03:03Well, I can't wait for man to get back off holiday, so she stops sending us bloody pictures.
03:07Do you know what I don't understand is, when she's at home, you never hear.
03:11You don't hear often.
03:13Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
03:15Do you know what it is?
03:16It's because I don't want to open a can of worms and get into a conversation,
03:18because that's what I haven't got time for.
03:20Because, heaven forbid, you have a conversation with your own mum,
03:25who just wants to know how you are.
03:30Well, everything is shit.
03:32Because she's gone on holiday and I don't have any childcare.
03:35So put that in your pipe and smoke it, Stella.
03:39On Monday, it was a big night for big brains on BBC Two.
03:44Have you got your intelligent head on?
03:46I've always got my intelligent head on, Jenny.
03:48You say for us, this would be universally challenged, not university challenged.
03:53Yeah.
03:53We're challenged across the board, not just at university.
03:56I think that is part of being northern as well, though.
03:59You know, it's a geographical issue as well.
04:06I'll tell you what, the biggest challenge I've had the other day was getting my trousers on.
04:10That was my biggest challenge.
04:12I couldn't get them on.
04:13I couldn't get my leg in.
04:14I was half an hour.
04:19He is the quiz master and they've got rid of that chair that made him look like an insect.
04:24Hello and welcome to the grand final of the 2025-26 series of University Challenge.
04:30Edinburgh, Manchester.
04:31What's happened to Oxford and Cambridge?
04:33Well...
04:34Well, they're usually up there.
04:35You were at Edinburgh, you know?
04:36I was at a university in Edinburgh.
04:38In Edinburgh.
04:39The team from Manchester have faced New College Oxford.
04:42There we go.
04:42We've got someone with a hat on.
04:44That's definitely Manchester.
04:46Hi, I'm Kai Madrick.
04:47I'm from Foy in Cornwall and I'm studying for a PhD in AI and Astrophysics.
04:51I was from Cornwall.
04:52That explains the hat.
04:53Yeah.
04:53If it was me on there, I'm Pete Sandiford and I'm from Blackpool and I am daft.
04:59Here we go.
05:00Fingers on buzzers.
05:00Here's your first starter for ten.
05:03What's with the...
05:05Badwick's buzzing hand?
05:06I think that it's a technique.
05:09To whom are these words of Mary Wollstonecraft addressed?
05:12Having read with great pleasure a pamphlet which you have lately published, I dedicate this volume to you.
05:17Is this a question?
05:19Is this a question?
05:20I'm already lost.
05:21Bro?
05:22I'm not going to lie.
05:23Yeah, I'm done.
05:24I don't even know what they just said.
05:25They're taken from the dedication of her vindication of the rights of women.
05:29Written in response to this French statesman and diplomat's assertion.
05:33How long was this question?
05:34And I was going to say that women's education should be limited to the domestic sphere.
05:38Anybody?
05:38Who's a cheeky Frenchman?
05:40Um, Russo, wasn't it?
05:43Manchester, Manchewick.
05:44Russo?
05:45No.
05:47Edinburgh Richards.
05:49Can I just say?
05:49No, it was Talleyrand.
05:50Oh, I knew that.
05:52Obviously it was Talleyrand.
05:53Obviously it was.
05:54It's Talleyrand, you think bastard.
05:56Next question.
05:56Picture round now.
05:57Oh, picture round will do well here.
05:59You're going to see a national flag.
06:01Turkey!
06:02Pakistan!
06:03That's Cyprus.
06:03Bookmark!
06:04I simply need the name of the country it represents.
06:06Saudi Arabia.
06:08Targwan.
06:09Honolulu.
06:10Manchester, Manchewick.
06:11Turkmenistan.
06:12Well done.
06:13Where?
06:13Turkmenistan.
06:15Fucking hell.
06:16Turkey.
06:16Pakistan.
06:17Turkmenistan.
06:18What have we got?
06:19We actually got it between us.
06:21This Native American nation and reservation whose flag is said to overwhelm the viewer with
06:26its over 20 graphic elements.
06:29Navarro.
06:29Is it the caravan and camping club?
06:32Osage.
06:33No, bad.
06:34It's the Navajo nation.
06:36I couldn't say the word properly but that's the only American tribe I know.
06:41The Christian grouping known as Church of the East or Assyrian Christians are also known
06:46by what name?
06:47Shias.
06:48Rastas.
06:49The Cyril Malabar Church.
06:50I'm afraid you lose five points.
06:52Oh, Edinburgh.
06:52After a 5th century bishop of Constantinople condemned by the council.
06:56Madwik knows this.
06:57He's nodding his head.
06:59Wigan warriors.
07:00Manchester, Madwik.
07:01Nestorian.
07:02It is the Nestorians.
07:03Yes, well done.
07:03When Madwik knows, he knows, don't he?
07:05Yeah, it's the hat.
07:06Look at him lined up on that buzzer!
07:08Well done.
07:09Let's start the question.
07:11The second crusade was called in response to which crusader states captured by Zangi,
07:16governor of Mosul and Aleppo.
07:18He what help you love?
07:19Madwik, he what help you?
07:21I'll tell you now.
07:22The problem with them talking about the second crusade is I don't actually remember the first
07:25one.
07:26It was the most northerly of those founded during the first crusade.
07:29Powers, she's planning what she's going to have for a tea, I reckon.
07:32She's not concentrating.
07:34Okay.
07:35I think Odessa for this.
07:37Uh, yeah.
07:38Yeah, I think you're right, Madwik.
07:40You should go with whatever you think, Madwik.
07:42Captain.
07:43Odessa.
07:44Yes.
07:44You got that one right, Odessa.
07:46Come on.
07:47Madwik can do this on his own.
07:49They're all going, yeah, I think you're right.
07:51I think it is, yeah.
07:53None of them haven't any clue.
07:54No.
07:55Just going with what Madwik says.
07:57Your bonuses are on subjects of paintings by Jean-Michel Basquiat.
08:01I know Basquiat's work.
08:02He was very cool in the 80s.
08:05A 1983 work by Basquiat is titled Toussaint Louverture versus which Italian preacher and
08:10religious reformer?
08:11Madwik, tell me.
08:13A powerful figure in Florence in the late 1400s, his sermons railing against impiety,
08:17corruption and luxury led to public bonfires of the vanities in that city.
08:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the fingers are going.
08:23Madwik is thinking.
08:25He's thinking.
08:26He's thinking.
08:26Savonarula?
08:27Yeah.
08:28Savonarula?
08:29Yes.
08:30Good lad, Madwik.
08:32Get in there.
08:33I dig that one out, didn't I?
08:35He did.
08:35Cool.
08:37He even had to waggle his hands to get that out.
08:39I like this.
08:41I go like this when I'm thinking.
08:43I look homeless.
08:45When I'm studying, I go, oh.
08:47Oh, Michelle does as well.
08:49She's homeless.
08:53In Blackpool.
08:54Went to the darts, didn't we?
08:57Me and Ben.
08:58Rotterdam.
08:59Bloody lovely place, actually.
09:00Pete and his little sister Sophie.
09:03The best bit for me was that you were at the darts and I was watching the darts on the
09:06telly and I was trying to find you in the crowd.
09:09Right at the back.
09:10Yeah.
09:10Well, there was no chance.
09:12Yeah.
09:13It was the only tickets that they had and we were up in the nose blades.
09:17Yeah.
09:17I just love that you left before it had even finished.
09:20Well, we didn't want to get stung for queuing for a taxi.
09:23I know, but then you're texting me going, who's won?
09:26This week, we had our regular dose of drama from the Dales on ITV1.
09:31When I do Running Club Suze Nails, all we do is talk about Emmerdale.
09:35We don't talk about what else.
09:36We talk about it as if it's real life.
09:37My mother loved Emmerdale for years.
09:40Years she watched it.
09:42Did she watch it with the weird storylines?
09:46No.
09:46She stopped watching it when it became too melodramatic.
09:49Okay.
09:50She couldn't be bothered with the nonsense.
09:55I mean, if you look at Emmerdale there, it's fantastic, isn't it?
09:59You know, if you flattened all of that, you could put 600 houses on it.
10:03In the episode, a pregnant Charity Dingle was having some car trouble.
10:08All we need to do is ring you a taxi.
10:10We can't though, can we?
10:10I haven't got my phone, because my battery died, remember?
10:12Where's your phone, Mac?
10:14Where's your phone?
10:15Don't tell me you ain't got a phone.
10:16I haven't got mine either.
10:17Oh, God.
10:18What a right pickle.
10:19Who leaves without their phone?
10:21Wait here.
10:22Where are you going?
10:22I'm going to walk along the road and see if I can flag someone down.
10:24No!
10:25Don't leave a pregnant woman on her own.
10:27Mark!
10:31You're lying!
10:32Oh, do you remember my walk was biking at Janet and Charlie's?
10:36On their set A, wasn't it?
10:37On their set A.
10:38Oh!
10:39Just try and go to your happy place.
10:41Mmm!
10:42My happy place has been ransacked.
10:43My happy place is not watching a woman give birth in a car in the middle of Yorkshire, Mary.
10:49Car!
10:50The car's not going to go up the battery.
10:51Oh, no, babe, there's a car behind you!
10:54Oh!
10:55Oh, look, here comes someone.
10:56Here comes someone.
10:57Who is it?
10:58Who is it?
10:59Stop, stop!
11:00Oh!
11:01Oh, it's Ross.
11:02That's Ross, the actual baby's biological daddy.
11:06She's going on a bit to have a child though, isn't she, Jay?
11:08Yeah, but she's doing it for her granddaughter because her granddaughter can't have any children.
11:12Oh.
11:12Oh, Ross!
11:13Are you kidding?
11:15She can't believe her look!
11:17This is her worst nightmare.
11:19Does Ross know he's the real dad?
11:21Ross and Charity both know it's their baby.
11:24Sarah, what is it?
11:25What's up?
11:26Is everything all right?
11:28No, far from it.
11:29Ross, 19 missed calls.
11:31This is Sarah, this is the granddaughter.
11:34Hello?
11:35Sarah!
11:35Ross, what's happening?
11:36Sarah, it's me.
11:37Oh, now they're in the lift, so that'll be it.
11:40They're going to lose the signal.
11:41Yeah, yeah.
11:41It'll be like, hello?
11:43Hello?
11:43Where are the hospital charges going into labour?
11:45Hospital?
11:47Hello?
11:48I've lost the signal.
11:49I knew it, I knew it.
11:49But you always say, signal won't go in a lift.
11:52Yeah.
11:53He's not done that.
11:53Everybody says that.
11:54He doesn't do that.
11:55Tits.
11:56Oi, aren't we moving?
11:58What?
11:58None of the buttons are working!
12:00Why's he pressing all the buttons?
12:01Hello?
12:02Has he never been in a lift before?
12:03Oh, what's happening?
12:04Er, nothing, other than us being trapped in a lift.
12:07Oh, my God.
12:08That'd be my worst nightmare, getting stuck in a lift.
12:11In labour?
12:12I tell you what, if this lot didn't have bad luck, they'd have no luck at all.
12:15Car's shat its pants, and now the lift has.
12:18It's them two, they've got the kiss of death.
12:19PHONE RINGS
12:20Oh, come on, please, answer.
12:22Oh, Sarah's arrived.
12:23Oh, at least Sarah's got there now.
12:24I'm looking for my gran.
12:26Charity didn't go.
12:26They said at reception that she wasn't here, but she was definitely brought in.
12:28Do you want to sound in, will she?
12:30No, she hasn't even got there yet.
12:31They're in the lift.
12:32She's not with us, okay, so it could have just been a false alarm.
12:35Have you checked the lift?
12:36PHONE RINGS
12:36I need to find her.
12:38Sorry.
12:38PHONE RINGS Hello?
12:39Oh, watch this.
12:40We've got a pregnant woman in the lift.
12:42Look, I'm really sorry, I've got to go.
12:43There's a woman literally giving birth downstairs in a lift.
12:45That's her grandma!
12:46There you go!
12:47Ding, ding!
12:47Oh, my God, can we put two and two together and get four, please?
12:50Somebody.
12:50I'm Faye, I'm one of the lead midwives.
12:52How we doing?
12:53How we doing?
12:54Fucking brilliant.
12:54Well, I'm sucking her bloody lift, love.
12:56Charity, the fire services are nearly with you.
12:58You've just got to hold on that bit longer.
13:00There's no holding on, love.
13:01When that baby's coming, it's coming.
13:03You know yourself, pet, you don't hold a baby and you want to push it out.
13:09PHONE RINGS
13:11Oh, this is sounding pretty intense.
13:14She actually sounds like how I sound.
13:17Mackenzie, can you tell me what's going on?
13:19Yeah, she's having a baby and we're sucking her lift.
13:22She's giving birth at the moment.
13:25PHONE RINGS
13:25Come on, you're doing so well.
13:27Better than me.
13:27Come on.
13:28Granny, hurry.
13:29Oh!
13:31Fucking hell, she's got to blow up, this girl.
13:33She's hitting the Mariah Carey whistle note there.
13:35PHONE RINGS
13:36Oh, the baby!
13:38She's here!
13:39She's here!
13:41SHE'S HERE!
13:41Welcome to Daddy.
13:43Oh, yeah, but that's Daddy, innit?
13:45Oh, is she OK?
13:46Yeah.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Oh, she is perfect.
13:50Oh, this is not good.
13:52This is not good.
13:53This is not good.
13:54Ross is falling in love with his own child.
13:55I love being pregnant and having kids, I did.
13:58I used to moan at me about me going through all this, didn't you, all the time?
14:02Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't find the pain that bad.
14:05I must have been one of the lucky ones.
14:08Well, we're not having any more, Julie.
14:09That's it.
14:10Put my foot down.
14:14We haven't even got rid of our fucking Sean yet, have we?
14:26In South East London...
14:27He's a cheeky man, that man in the wine shop, you know.
14:31Why?
14:31Well, I went there and, erm, I was getting my wine and putting it in my bag.
14:37Sue and her husband, Steve.
14:39And he went, erm, do you need anything else?
14:41I said, no.
14:42He went, alright, I'll see you in a few days, then.
14:46How many bottles did you have?
14:48Six.
14:49A few?
14:49That's about right, yeah.
14:51I thought, cheeky sod.
14:55On Wednesday night, an old fave had a freshen up on BBC One.
15:00I've got a new wok.
15:03Lee, I aren't joking.
15:04I cook up for ten.
15:07Can you lift it?
15:08All morning, no.
15:10All morning we've been trying to find a cupboard to fit it in.
15:15It's huge.
15:19Who do you think's the better cook out of us two?
15:21I think we're both good cooks.
15:22You are never diplomatic, so you must think that I'm the better cook,
15:27but you just don't want to admit it.
15:28So that's why you have to say, we're both good cooks.
15:31I think I've got a pan.
15:33I only got a pot last week.
15:34I was about to say, do you have a pot yet?
15:35Got a pot last week.
15:37Listen, you can avoid things with a pot.
15:39Do you know what I mean?
15:40It stops you going, oh, I should make this tonight,
15:42cos you've not got a pot.
15:43Yeah.
15:44This is the classic recipe test.
15:47Right, what are they going to do?
15:47What are we going to do then? Come on.
15:49In front of you, you have all of the ingredients.
15:52Oh, I like chicken.
15:54See, I do mine in the air fryer, you've told me.
15:56That oven's never been on, cos if I put that oven on,
15:59it'll just fucking burn.
16:00It burns everything.
16:01To make us chicken breast, green beans, creamy mash,
16:06and a red wine sauce.
16:07I'm not fussed about the sauce.
16:09Do you reckon I'd let you use gravy instead?
16:10Oh, Jesus.
16:12I could make that standing on my head.
16:14Why is that a challenge?
16:16Mashed potato is where so many of these cooks come a cropper.
16:20How can you fuck up a mashed potato?
16:23We want silky smooth, buttery, creamy mashed potato.
16:27What is that?
16:28Is that his mash?
16:29I think my mash is a bit too liquid.
16:31That's fucking soup.
16:32I think when you can suck the mash through a straw,
16:34it's so it's gone wrong.
16:35He must be doing the mash as a drink.
16:38So I have to use some thickening agent like flour.
16:43What, in the potatoes?
16:44He's going to thicken it with some flour.
16:46Why?
16:47He's gone rogue.
16:48He's off his head.
16:50I did notice that Maria was the first to get her chicken on cooking
16:54and she's already had it resting.
16:56So the timing is crucial.
16:58We never rest meat.
17:00Should we start resting meat?
17:02So your chicken's cooked?
17:04So I've seared it.
17:05Look, it's red, that chicken.
17:07It's a little pink around the edge.
17:08On both sides, I wanted some of the juices to go into the sauce.
17:12The risk with searing it and then putting it back in the pan to cook at the end,
17:16you have got to check it's cooked through, that's why I have.
17:18My meat probe.
17:20So we've got six minutes left.
17:22This is when food should really be moving.
17:24He's still trying to beat his mash into something presentable.
17:29Fucking battered.
17:30Towards your plate.
17:32This is make or break time.
17:34Oh my God.
17:37Look at that soup that is.
17:39You're pouring the mash on the plate.
17:41Never in my life, not even in school dinners, you get mashed potato like that.
17:45Stand back from your benches.
17:47Everybody happy?
17:49No.
17:50Yes.
17:52I don't think this chicken's cooked enough.
17:54That chicken, that chicken is questionable.
17:57Maria, you're a first.
18:00Is that cooked now, that chicken?
18:02She's hoping it's cooked.
18:04They don't think it's going to be.
18:06Maria, this chicken, we've got a bit of a problem here.
18:10It's raw, hun.
18:11No!
18:12It's pink.
18:13You can't eat pink chicken.
18:15Oh my God.
18:16Could you, you'd need an oxygen tank.
18:18I would.
18:19I'd need to eat it.
18:22Oh my gosh.
18:23I don't think it could have gone any worse, to be honest.
18:27I've never...
18:27That was the worst chicken I've ever seen, pet.
18:29Oh, I feel really sorry for you, but...
18:30Sorry, it was.
18:31Shit.
18:31You all laugh at me with my meat probe, but I'd never had pink chicken.
18:35Luca.
18:39Ah, liquid mash.
18:40Oh, good!
18:42Ah!
18:43Is that to use his green beans to sandwich the mash in, to keep it there?
18:47What we have now is not mash.
18:49All I can taste is, like, raw flour.
18:52These judges have got the easiest job in the world.
18:54Yeah.
18:55If you got that from Frankie and Benny's, you'd be sending it back.
18:58A meal that's not cooked by me, Mary.
19:00It's your favourite.
19:01And also because I give myself Billy Bunter amounts.
19:05So if I cook...
19:06King Henry VIII amount, as if I'm King Henry VIII,
19:08eating every night and medieval feasting.
19:11So I like the fact that you give me smaller portions
19:14of triple cooked chips.
19:15You can't manage yourself, Giles.
19:17You'd be better off in jail, really.
19:19Well, um...
19:20Somebody supervising you.
19:24In home...
19:25You said you was going to get a wig.
19:26I know, I was.
19:27I'm definitely thinking just getting one,
19:28just because I can't get my arm up to all the hair dryer.
19:32Well, how do you dry your hair, then?
19:34Best friends Jenny and Lee.
19:36I put the dryer between my knees like that.
19:40Oh, so that's what that fucking bit is then there.
19:43It's awful.
19:45It is awful.
19:46That looks like a ski slope.
19:47I've tried always.
19:49But I find this way the better...
19:50I can put the heat up.
19:52My chuff gets a bit hot sometimes.
19:56On Sunday, a bunch of amateur singers
19:58were taking their stories to the stage on Channel 4.
20:01Music does take you back to a very important part of your life.
20:05I can listen to a song
20:07and it will take me back to one specific point in my life.
20:09Yeah, not me.
20:11That's because you don't like music that much.
20:12No, it's because I can't remember.
20:15We're travelling across the country
20:16to hear the people of Britain sing the songs
20:19that tell their incredible stories.
20:21Oh, I've seen this!
20:23It's Sam Ryder and Alison Hammond.
20:25And Paloma Faith.
20:26What song would you sing?
20:28Heartbreak Hotel.
20:29Would you?
20:31Welcome to your song!
20:36Can you only get on the stage if you can sing?
20:39Yeah, I think you can, so we're buggered.
20:42We can't have a go.
20:43I like a bit of Christina Aguilera at the moment.
20:45You ready?
20:45What a girl wants!
20:47What a girl needs!
20:48One day can set you free!
20:54It's just that little twist.
20:56That's the bit of panache that they look for.
20:58That, someone would say if it was still going,
21:01would be the X Factor.
21:02Next to perform for us is 22-year-old Binley,
21:05who's only ever sung in public once before.
21:07Oh, blimey!
21:09He's only sung in public once.
21:11That must be nerve-wracking.
21:12I don't know how people sing in public mind
21:14unless you're really drunk on the karaoke.
21:17Yeah, that's the only time you'd hear me sing in public.
21:19I'm a trainee quantity surveyor
21:20and for the last 17 years I've played for a rugby club.
21:26Oh, he's a rugby lad.
21:29Good on you!
21:30In 2018 we found out that my dad was diagnosed
21:33with stage four esophageal cancer.
21:35Oh!
21:37Lost a mate.
21:38You did.
21:38With that.
21:39You did.
21:40And we lost him in June of 2020.
21:42Oh!
21:43Oh, God, I bet his family fell apart.
21:44That's so sad, Dad.
21:46Well, you know, he's got good memories with his dad.
21:48And the week before he died,
21:51that's when we found out the really shocking news
21:55that my mum's had come back.
21:56Oh, my God!
21:57His mum had cancer as well.
22:01From mum and dad.
22:03Jesus!
22:04He's gone through a lot at a young age, hasn't he?
22:06My mum's favourite song is Candy by Paolo Natini.
22:09Oh, look at them there.
22:10Don't they look lovely?
22:11Yeah.
22:12Candy's a nice song as well.
22:14One day she asked me to play Candy at her funeral.
22:18Oh!
22:19At her funeral?
22:21Speaking at Mummy's funeral was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life,
22:25so imagine singing.
22:26Yeah.
22:27I couldn't even imagine that.
22:29Please give it up to Finlay!
22:31CHEERING
22:34Come on, Finlay, do it for your mum and your dad.
22:37She'll be by my side, no doubt, singing along.
22:42Absolutely-lutely.
22:44She's there with you.
22:45Stronger than fucking us at this present moment.
22:48He hadn't even started singing yet.
22:50Fucking hell!
22:57Oh, I love this one.
22:59I do.
22:59I love Paolo Natini.
23:00It's a tear-jerker, this one anyway, isn't it?
23:04I was purged outside in the pouring rain
23:09Trying to make myself...
23:10He's really good.
23:13He's got you a good singer, isn't he?
23:14He's got... I'm already gone.
23:16..this man at worst bein'
23:20..within' this one at best
23:22Alright, Sam.
23:24Right.
23:24Shut up, Sam, let Finlay have his moment.
23:27He can't help himself, can he?
23:29Darling, I'll bathe your skin
23:32And I'll even wash your clothes
23:36Just give me some kindness
23:38It's incredible that he's able to stand up there and do it, really.
23:47Oh, just thinking of him singing it to his mum.
23:50I was thinking the same, Paloma.
23:51Mama, will you please shut up?
23:54It's really important not to let your grief define you.
23:59Aw!
24:01Aw, look at him just dancing in kitchen with his mum.
24:04I love dancing in kitchen with Ezra.
24:06That was a message from my mum.
24:07And, no matter how hard life gets, pick yourself back up again and keep going.
24:18Oh, it's just so sad, isn't it?
24:21Don't be smabber.
24:25Don't really.
24:35Yes!
24:37Oh, Finlay, yes!
24:40He absolutely nailed that, didn't he?
24:42He nailed that, didn't he?
24:43Yeah.
24:44Well done!
24:46Well done!
24:52It just brought back some memories, especially with his story and stuff like that.
24:57It's a bit close to home for us, isn't it?
24:59And it makes you watch Finlay and be like, well, he could, like, try and get on with his life
25:04as well.
25:04What we try and do each day, innit?
25:07Life is so cruel.
25:09But how strong is he getting up there and singing that for his mum?
25:13You know, I'll be in bits.
25:16And you can't sing.
25:18You cheeky bastard.
25:20You've got a cracking little voice, mate.
25:32I saw a friend the other day, Simon, and she said to me, she's so busy, her diary's full, she's
25:39so exhausted.
25:40And I said to her, well, it sounds like you've got a bit of FOMO.
25:46Fear of missing out?
25:47Simon and his sister Jane.
25:50Do you get FOMO?
25:51Not anymore.
25:52Because you go to everything?
25:53No.
25:53Oh.
25:54I just really pick and choose.
25:56Do you?
25:57Yeah.
25:58And you still got friends?
25:59Just about.
26:00Still get invited out?
26:01Not so much.
26:04I'm glad that strategy's working out.
26:07On Wednesday night, another famous face popped out of the lift for a grilling on ITV.
26:13I feel like when I'm talking to strangers, that is the first thing I do.
26:18I interrogate.
26:19I ask questions because I think that's the best thing to do.
26:22You're really good at that, actually.
26:23I would say that's a bit of a superpower for you.
26:28That's L-E-G, isn't it?
26:30It is.
26:32I ain't seen L-E-G for so long.
26:34Oh, it's H!
26:36No, H.
26:38Not H.
26:40H.
26:41Oh, my God, it's coming.
26:43Yo, hey, hey, hey.
26:46Oh, my God, what's your name?
26:48Oh, look at her.
26:49She's all like, oh, all star-strapped.
26:52My name's Paolo.
26:53Nice to meet you, Caroline.
26:55Caroline's the Emily Maitlis of the group.
26:56Yeah.
26:57The assembly.
26:58No shit taken.
27:00You're not H from Steps, are you?
27:02H from Steps.
27:03Yeah, but that, I would ask him that question.
27:05It's very easy to get confused.
27:08Very, very, very easy.
27:11Daniel, look at me.
27:12I'm ready.
27:15He looks nervous.
27:16The H looks nervous.
27:17I would be.
27:18There's quite a lot of them there.
27:19I'm ready.
27:20And we're going to start with a question from Nicola.
27:23What's Nicola got?
27:24She's brutal, Nicola.
27:26Calm down.
27:27Oh, she's...
27:28Just gather yourself.
27:30You got this.
27:31What is your PIN number?
27:32What's your PIN number?
27:34That's class.
27:35Because I have lifted your cards.
27:37Nicola.
27:37Yes?
27:38I really don't want to lie to you, but I can't give you my PIN number right now.
27:42Why is that?
27:44I just bring out a PIN.
27:46Only because everyone else is in the room.
27:47She's actually fuming that he ain't giving her his PIN number.
27:51Well, that scrubs out the next two questions.
27:54What's your account number and sort code?
27:56So, how much you got on now?
28:00How much have I got on now?
28:01Now, yeah.
28:02Assuming how much is over, of course.
28:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:05I see that chin.
28:06So, I've got a watch on here.
28:07Go on, answer the question.
28:09That's an AP.
28:11What's an AP?
28:1280.
28:12Where did my AP go?
28:13It's 80 grand.
28:14I've got mine Versace, but it's not a real one.
28:17I know, it's like, bro.
28:19This watch is about 70 grand.
28:22Bloody hell.
28:24You were right.
28:25They did.
28:27And your necklace.
28:29Necklace.
28:30Clothes accessories, babe.
28:31How much are the diamonds worth?
28:34Probably, I don't know, maybe like 50.
28:36Fucking hell.
28:38Fucking hell, indeed.
28:39Yeah.
28:40Nicola needs a job on Aunty's Roadshow, doesn't she?
28:42She's got away with her.
28:43Eliza, you're up.
28:45Here we go.
28:45Would you talk about a man the same way you rap about women?
28:48Have you called a man a bitch?
28:49Oh.
28:51Come in with the very, very, very good questions.
28:54Get comfy.
28:55This is a bad boy question.
28:58Er...
28:59Er...
29:01I don't know how to answer this.
29:03Yeah, come on.
29:04OK, it's time to say sorry.
29:06I definitely have said certain things, not just about Wimpout,
29:08everything that I probably wouldn't say again.
29:12Give us an example.
29:13He's now just trying to pump the brakes on his latest track,
29:16coming out, women are bitches.
29:20Could you use all that one?
29:21Can we pull the plug on that one, please?
29:23And now Kieran?
29:25My brother would always, like, defend me,
29:27like, just for having autism
29:28and being different to everybody else around me.
29:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:31I know that your sister's a bit younger than you,
29:33but did you ever get any stick from, like, your pals
29:35because she has dancing to her?
29:36That is a really good question, but I hope the answer's no.
29:40Yeah.
29:40He knows the shit.
29:41He's hung out with people like this.
29:43He's got a sister like it.
29:44Yeah.
29:45If you met with a whole load of short people,
29:47you, in theory, should be very cool about it.
29:50I have been.
29:51Not one person around me had anything bad to say.
29:56I was quite lucky when it came to that,
29:58apart from one person.
30:00Not one person.
30:01Apart from one person.
30:03And one time, actually,
30:05he was, like, pretending to be me,
30:06rapping,
30:07and then, like, said a line about my sister
30:10that I didn't really like.
30:12Oh, fuck.
30:13That's brutal.
30:14Always one that wants to be cruel.
30:17And if you want me to keep it absolutely real with everyone,
30:20I seen him a couple of days after in college.
30:22I twatted him.
30:23And I absolutely fucked him up.
30:25Well, that's not a good thing, though, is it?
30:27No.
30:27Two wrongs don't make a right, though, Jen.
30:29Two wrongs don't make a right,
30:30because then he was as bad as him.
30:32When you've got a sister,
30:33you can say the most vile thing ever to your sister,
30:36but somebody else says it, and you'll be like,
30:39you talking about my sister?
30:40That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me.
30:43Well, I wouldn't do it if you were there.
30:44I'd join in.
30:48In Surrey...
30:49Shea, you're wasting time, girl.
30:51You're wasting time going to cinema on your own.
30:53I hope you were out there, you know, checking out the circuit.
30:56Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shea.
30:59But you never know, you know,
31:00there may have been another single guy
31:03that went to the cinema on his Jack Jones
31:05sitting on the other side.
31:07No.
31:07And then they could have looked across at each other
31:09and it would be love in the cinema.
31:11No, it was all couples.
31:12I was the only person in there on my own.
31:14Oh, no.
31:15That's not a good say.
31:16I had a great time.
31:18On Monday, it was all eyes on the PM.
31:21BBC News had all the details.
31:23Oh, dear, there'll be care bashing today.
31:26Good evening.
31:27The Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer,
31:28has told MPs it's staggering that he was not told
31:31that Lord Mandelson had been granted full vetting clearance
31:35for his role as US ambassador against advice.
31:38So, what, you're saying he didn't know?
31:39Oh, so they're doing it behind his back.
31:41Why didn't you lot tell me?
31:42If a face could say, I've fucked up,
31:44it'd be them two, them two are the poster girl for that.
31:47Sir Keir said there was a deliberate decision
31:50taken on repeated occasions not to tell him.
31:53He is the Prime Minister
31:55and he wants us to believe that nobody said to him,
31:57hang on a minute here, Keir.
32:00You can't have him.
32:01He's done this, that and the other.
32:03Opposition leaders say the Prime Minister's judgement
32:05has been brought into question and he should resign.
32:08Of course the opposition are always calling for him to resign.
32:11That is what they want so that they can have another shot at the throne.
32:14However, there is serious questions about his judgement.
32:18He's just got to go, Mary.
32:20Everyone says he's got to walk the plank.
32:23But there's no-one to replace him.
32:25The Foreign Office officials who made that decision
32:28did not pass this information to me.
32:32He's saying that they made a deliberate decision not to tell him,
32:35but I don't get why they would not tell...
32:37What's the reasoning behind them not telling him then?
32:39Because he'd be upset.
32:41To the Foreign Secretary.
32:43To her predecessor.
32:44Oh, he's going back here now.
32:46He's naming other people as well, isn't he, that didn't get it?
32:48I didn't get told either, Keir, but don't name me on there.
32:50Or even to the former Cabinet Secretary, Sir Chris Wormald.
32:55So there were about five layers of ministers that could have been told,
32:58but none of them were told by the civil servants then?
33:00I found this staggering.
33:02Well, we're staggered.
33:04We're staggered and he's staggered.
33:06So, I mean, how many people are staggered here?
33:09Many members across the House will find these facts to be incredible.
33:15Oh, we all do.
33:16Not just across there, we do.
33:18They're laughing at him because it is ludicrous.
33:22Oh, look at his face.
33:24Don't feel sorry for him, Mary.
33:26Don't feel sorry for him.
33:27Let me if I want to.
33:28Instead of taking responsibility for the decisions he made,
33:32the Prime Minister has thrown his staff and his officials under the bus.
33:37He has.
33:38Yeah.
33:38If they've deliberately deceived him, then it is their fault.
33:42Do you know what, Natty?
33:43They're going to run out of buses and people to throw under them very soon.
33:48There's not going to be any buses or people to throw under them at this rate.
33:52He gives every impression of a Prime Minister in office, but not in power.
33:56Well, it seems as though he doesn't know what's going on around here.
33:59Well, he just lives there.
33:59He must keep upstairs in the lounge while they have the meetings.
34:03As he insists on saying, nobody told me.
34:07Diane Abbott will love this.
34:08Stick the boot in, girl.
34:09The question is, why didn't the Prime Minister ask?
34:15OK, that's a pretty good question.
34:17Whoa!
34:19Get him, girlfriend.
34:20That's right.
34:21Little mic drop there from Diane.
34:23He's had a ropey past as Mandelson, and he knew that.
34:28So why didn't he ask?
34:30The MPs on this side of the House don't believe him.
34:33His own gullible backbenchers don't believe him.
34:36Oh, the gullible backbenchers.
34:39Lee Anderson's going in here.
34:41Yeah.
34:42Do you know what?
34:42Whatever the Prime Minister does,
34:44everybody's always going to come down on him like a ton of bricks.
34:47He's just got to ride this storm.
34:49He's got to weather the storm and keep on going.
34:51Because he hasn't actually done anything wrong.
34:55I think he's on last chance saloon with this, though.
34:58So if there's all L's, then it's going to be curtains.
35:09In Leeds...
35:10After mine and Nat's night away, the morning when we got up,
35:15we thought, shall we have a drive to Ribblehead Viaduct?
35:18Goes to this pub, and there's only a classic car meet-up.
35:23Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
35:26So, obviously, I start talking to some people there,
35:28and they went, are you one of us?
35:29I went, no.
35:30I said, I'm not one of you.
35:32But I said, I want to be now.
35:33I went, I've got a classic caravan, though.
35:36And then they started talking about carburetors and fuel injectors,
35:39and I thought, I'm in over my head here.
35:41You've been over your head.
35:42On Monday night,
35:43there was more cantering up and down the King's Road on E4.
35:47Here we are, Trent.
35:48Just to make us look as though we are from Chelsea.
35:53Only the old kids, love.
35:55But for them all.
35:57Who out of Made in Chelsea would you take to the rave?
36:01Ooh, probably Freddie.
36:03I'm going with Freddie.
36:09Is Chelsea London?
36:10Yes.
36:11Are you fucking serious?
36:13Yeah.
36:14Is Chelsea London?
36:15I thought it was, like, its own place next to Essex.
36:18What have you been up to recently?
36:20Erm, I've been quite busy.
36:21I've got London Fashion Week coming up, which will be really nice.
36:24Oh, that's Bex.
36:25Simon.
36:25Oh, what have you got coming?
36:26I've got an appointment, so are my tour's done?
36:30What have you got coming up?
36:31I'm not sure who's going, but I think Elise is going to be there,
36:34so that might be...
36:35What's that?
36:36Is she still seeing Freddie?
36:37Is he? Do you remember Elise?
36:38We're seeing Freddie.
36:39Yes.
36:40Bex, his ex.
36:41Well, we saw Freddie the other night.
36:43And who was he with?
36:44Erm, she was fun, wasn't it?
36:47Uh-oh.
36:48This is a bit loaded.
36:49There's more to this, isn't there?
36:50He kind of just said to me that he's not into Elise.
36:55What?
36:56Why would you tell your ex that, though?
36:58So he wants Bex back, do you think?
36:59More than likely.
37:00He always wants Bex.
37:01And then he was like,
37:05what do you think about getting back together?
37:07I knew it.
37:07Oh, messy.
37:08Oh.
37:09So what do you think about getting back together?
37:11You see how boys play mind games?
37:13It's not really mind games.
37:14He went all the way around the houses to come back exactly where he started?
37:18No, he tried something he didn't like.
37:19He's going back.
37:20In another scene,
37:21we saw Freddie filling the lads in on the latest with Bex.
37:24Basically, I went to an event,
37:26and me and Bex, like, hitting it off.
37:28Dare I say it, like, it felt like we were...
37:30Back together.
37:31Kind of back together.
37:33Oh, my God.
37:34Oh, my God.
37:35Oh, jeez.
37:36Look, even they're bored with it.
37:37Look, look.
37:38I don't have feelings for Bex.
37:39I don't.
37:40Oh.
37:41Oh, so he doesn't have feelings for Bex.
37:43Oh, so that ain't matching up with what Bex said,
37:46because she said that he wants to get back together with her.
37:48Yeah.
37:49What?
37:49However, if Bex like to hang out,
37:52I want cuddles, I want movie nights,
37:53and sex is just a bonus.
37:55Oh.
37:56Oh, you horrible little weasel of a man.
37:59That's the fuckboy handbook.
38:00She needs to hear what he's just said.
38:03I would have said it the other way around.
38:05Well, I want the sex first,
38:07and the cuddles and the TV nights are a bonus.
38:13Then we headed off for a girly catch-up
38:15with both of Freddie's exes.
38:17I mean, it's gone on for, like, a while.
38:19It's because Freddie and I were getting to know each other,
38:21and obviously, the ex and Freddie dated.
38:24Oh, look at the looks.
38:26Daggers.
38:27But you'll be thrilled to know it's no longer a thing.
38:30I do know, at least, because we're back together.
38:32Being the best friend, but, like, I knew you weren't...
38:34Why is that nice?
38:35It's nice.
38:36OK, fine.
38:37It's nice, it's nice.
38:38That was really proper Made in Chelsea.
38:41Why is that nice?
38:42That's nice.
38:43I mean, that really was, wasn't it?
38:45Is it perfect?
38:45Nice? That's nice.
38:46Why are you saying that's nice?
38:48If anything, it will be useful as a wingman.
38:49If you want me to set you up, let me know.
38:51This is so bitchy, I love it.
38:53I mean, I just see Freddie's other night.
38:56He did say that, you know,
38:58he does still have feelings for me
39:01and that he wants to...
39:02Angus's eyes!
39:03Angus was at the golf...
39:06Angus is thinking, well, that's not what I've heard
39:08at Hampton Court golf course, gonna...
39:10He wants to run through you, love.
39:12That's about the top and bottom of it.
39:14What did he, what did he, like, specifically say to you?
39:17Exactly.
39:18On a night out, we just don't go on like that, do we?
39:21No.
39:21I mean, it's only with first drink
39:24and then when Sean Paul comes on, we're up, we're out, we're dancing.
39:27And a bit later, we finally got to see the on-off couple face to face.
39:32I'm just hearing from Angus that...
39:35Do you have feelings for me still?
39:38Feelings for you?
39:38Yeah.
39:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:41Yes.
39:41Right.
39:42It's game time.
39:43Tell her, Freddie, friends will benefit.
39:46Both of us have, like, dated other people
39:49and we do kind of keep coming back to each other.
39:52She does have feelings for him.
39:53I don't know, I don't think I'm...
39:55Serious.
39:56Ready for anything serious, though.
39:58Isn't that what I said?
40:00Oh!
40:01Okay.
40:01I don't know if I'm giving you the wrong impression of that.
40:04Oh, werewolves coming crashing down around her ankles now.
40:06She wants to be serious.
40:08Tell him to fuck off, Bex.
40:11Tell him to fuck off.
40:14In a dream world, we could be like,
40:16she sounds so silly.
40:17Oh, my God, he's bad, sir.
40:18I don't know if I want to know what you're about to say.
40:20It's just like, no, nothing bad.
40:21Nothing bad, but...
40:23I don't know, maybe, like, exes with benefits.
40:27You're joking.
40:28No, Freddie!
40:30Exes with benefits?
40:32You horrible little squirt.
40:34Oh, it's so offensive.
40:36Right.
40:37That sounds quite...
40:40Degrading, actually.
40:42Yes.
40:44Degrading!
40:45It's like, that actually makes me feel sick.
40:46Like, it's icky.
40:47Okay, fine, good, good, good, no.
40:47To find someone else.
40:48I know I want.
40:49That's fine.
40:50That is what I want to.
40:51I think you're a very strange boy.
40:53Yeah?
40:53Very strange boy.
40:54Very afraid boy.
40:56I'd say, I think you're a fucking asshole.
40:58I wouldn't...
40:58You won't be a strange boy.
41:01So, are they back together or not?
41:03I can't quite tell.
41:07In North London...
41:09Let's see who's the best singer.
41:10Okay, I say, you'll sing your part, I'll sing my part, yeah?
41:14And then we'll decide.
41:15Sisters Amira and Amani.
41:18Island's in the stream.
41:19That is what we are.
41:22No one in between.
41:23How could we be wrong?
41:25Okay, your turn.
41:27You took that way too seriously.
41:29Yeah, your turn now.
41:30Okay.
41:30I'm serious, it's a competition.
41:33Let's go.
41:34Okay.
41:34Island's in the stream.
41:36I'm telling you.
41:37Did someone take away all the energy and suck it out of you?
41:40I can't do it.
41:41Like, do you know what you sound like?
41:43Island's in the stream.
41:44Like, it hurts to sing.
41:46You sound like it hurts physically.
41:49Fine, you can just be...
41:50You sound like you're holding in a hernia.
41:52Island's in the stream.
41:54That is what we are.
41:57On Tuesday night, there was more jam-packed jungle action on ITV.
42:01I turned it on the other day by accident, Mary,
42:04and spotted a little tiff between Sinita and Gemma Collins.
42:10So I thought, oh, this programme's more interesting than I thought it was.
42:15We're going to South Africa.
42:16It's Christmas.
42:17I've never been.
42:18Well, maybe you can get some tips.
42:19Maybe this will give me a bit of an insight.
42:21In the programme, the celebs were about to face a trial
42:25where they were working in pairs.
42:29Go.
42:30Oh, no, they're off.
42:32Whoa, that is minging, that, innit?
42:36Jimmy's not really moving.
42:38What's wrong?
42:39Why is Jimmy not moving?
42:40What's the matter with him?
42:41Go.
42:42He's got to go.
42:43Jimmy's kind of stopped there.
42:45Well, what's he standing there for, like a dick?
42:48The way to get underneath it.
42:50Jim, come on.
42:52Well, Jim, do a bit.
42:53Why is Jimmy not even moved?
42:55Boys, I don't think I've got it in me.
42:57What?
42:58Oh, no, he's copping out.
43:00He's not even tried.
43:02That's not what made this country great, was it, Nattie?
43:04I haven't got it in me.
43:06No.
43:07Jim, you're up.
43:08Sorry, Ed.
43:09What?
43:09I'm so sorry.
43:11Huh?
43:11Sorry why?
43:12What you sorry for?
43:14Does Jimmy want to go home?
43:15Is that what it is?
43:17I'm a celebrity.
43:18Get me out of here.
43:20What the hell?
43:21Oh, he's giving up.
43:23So sorry, Sam.
43:24You're joking me, bro.
43:25Right, guess who's going on?
43:27Well, they both are.
43:28Yeah.
43:29Jim, come on, man.
43:31You've got to think of Adam here in the cage.
43:33He doesn't want to go.
43:34He's enjoying himself.
43:36So he's got to go home?
43:37Yeah, of course you have.
43:38What a bastard.
43:39That's what you can tell with the disappointment on Adam's face.
43:42Is that how we're going out yet?
43:43Sorry, boysie.
43:47Oh, he's fuming.
43:49Oh, he's raging.
43:49Oh, he is absolutely raging.
43:51You're f***ing taking the pits.
43:53Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
43:54You're taking the pits.
43:55Are you taking the pits?
43:57He's going up to him.
43:58Oh, my God.
44:01Is Adam going to start on him?
44:02What's up with you?
44:03Everyone's got their own story.
44:04I'm in there getting covered in f***ing hands.
44:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down.
44:07That's perfetti.
44:08That's what you're f***ing.
44:09Hold on down to the guy that didn't even attempt it.
44:13Prick.
44:15Yes, this is what you deserve, Jimmy.
44:17He doesn't deserve it.
44:19What?
44:20Oh, sorry.
44:21Yeah, Jimmy deserves it.
44:23Yeah, try and keep up, Mary.
44:25Try and keep up.
44:27He's done all that for him to fit Amherst.
44:29He's doing f***ing well.
44:31Calm down.
44:32Is he still there?
44:33Where is he?
44:33Adam's taking a role.
44:35Yeah, I know he's doing well.
44:37What is up with you?
44:38Tell me why.
44:39I'd be quiet like this with popcorn.
44:41All you had to do was run through some f***ing mud and you said, I'm a celebrity, get me out
44:45of it.
44:45It ain't about that.
44:46I wanted to go home.
44:47Well, go home then in camp.
44:48Go home in camp then.
44:50Don't do it on my f***ing watch.
44:51Wow.
44:52He's actually rigged.
44:53You can see the vein in his neck.
44:54No, he's right.
44:56Why should he calm down?
44:57Well, what I'm getting at, Natty, is he's quite right to say, do it in camp and don't bring me
45:03down with you.
45:04Just calm down.
45:05You make yourself look an idiot.
45:06Oh!
45:07Oh!
45:08That is rich coming from you, Jimmy.
45:11Pop kettle.
45:12Don't do the show then, bro.
45:14Don't do the show.
45:15You don't choose that.
45:16You chose to do the show.
45:17This is cracking, this.
45:19This is the best thing I've seen.
45:20And I'm just letting me get me out of here.
45:21This is a marvellous moment.
45:22It's probably the best moment for me in the whole series, Natty, of all series.
45:27I feel fear, honestly.
45:28I wanted to do my kids proud.
45:29I know.
45:29You have done your kids proud, Adam.
45:32He's crying.
45:33I would be.
45:34You cry anything.
45:35I know.
45:36Adam, you have done your kids proud.
45:39It's all to do with kids.
45:40He wanted me to have a jolly away from kids and it's been cut short.
45:44That's what he's crying about.
45:45He's back home tonight, Beads.
45:48I'd be crying and all.
45:50Come and join us.
45:51A bit later, Anton Deck had some news for Adam.
45:55We thought it was up to your fellow campmates whether you should remain in camp.
45:59They've had a chat and they've all said, yes, you should remain in camp.
46:02Oh, yes.
46:04That's pathetic.
46:05What is, what are they just saying?
46:06They've just broken the rules?
46:08Yes.
46:09Oh, that's bollocks.
46:11Pathetic.
46:12You're on a ride, buddy, aren't you?
46:14You're all right, man, sweetheart.
46:17Oh, he's starting crying again.
46:18Oh, I want to cry.
46:20Right, I'm just so disappointed.
46:22This is what's wrong with the whole bloody country.
46:29Oh, handbags.
46:30Now they're just 12 ordinary people who haven't got round to taking the first step towards intimacy.
46:35And now they are with a helping hand.
46:36The brand new series of Virgin Islands starts Monday night at nine.
46:39And Chris Evans is back with TFI Friday.
46:41Olivia Munn is unplugged, stream or watch tonight at five past eleven.
46:45And that'll be right after a brand new First Dates next.
46:49Oh, perfect, perfect world.
46:53You really, I'm heaven.
46:54Well, basically...
46:55I would be right after a party.
46:55So...
46:55What's happening?
46:55We'll explain, если we go over the有.
46:56We'll be right after a member.
46:57We'll be right now.
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