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00:00Do you remember the time you really annoyed me and I locked you in room one
00:03and I sprayed pledge through the keyhole to try and give you an asthma attack?
00:07It was, that's when I should have got in touch with Esther Anson, that's it.
00:12What good would she have done?
00:13She got you locked up for good.
00:21Have you ever done it like that?
00:22Well, I absolutely knew it.
00:23I had!
00:26Oh, Barcelona!
00:30No, I don't like that this guy's trying to tell me how to eat my dinner.
00:33A what?
00:33False fetish!
00:35I had no idea that was a thing.
00:36Remove my britches, expose your loins.
00:39I like that.
00:40Oh, Ronnie!
00:44This is weird.
00:45Gee, he's a mercenary bugger, isn't he?
00:47This is why I don't date.
00:48That is dicing with the devil.
00:50Oh, no!
00:51He suffers for his art, doesn't he?
00:52Clearly.
00:53A Bentley Continental!
00:55I think I'd rather call it a day, Nancy, wouldn't you?
00:58Who's been arrested now, and for what?
01:02In a week, a couple of fellas ran the London Marathon in under two hours.
01:07We enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:11ITV had us on Neighbourhood Watch.
01:13They'll compete in a street-sized popularity contest, where the last house standing take home a quarter of a million
01:20pounds.
01:21Do you know, I remember when we had the street party for the Queen, and do you know, it was
01:25brilliant.
01:26Everybody did a bit.
01:27Everybody bought something.
01:28Is that Queen Victoria?
01:29No.
01:30No!
01:31One bloody Queen Victoria.
01:34Things were kicking off on I'm a Celebrity.
01:37Jimmy, can we start with you, because I'm really pleased you're here tonight.
01:40Me and Dec were gutted when you left the show, because we didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
01:45Yep.
01:45Can't do with Jimmy Bullard.
01:48I only knew who Jimmy Bullard was from when he was on I'm a Celebrity the first time,
01:53because I don't know footballers.
01:55No.
01:55Unless it's Ronaldo and David Beckham.
01:57Well, he's neither of them.
01:59And there were more Kings Road capers on E4.
02:02Georgia, Elise.
02:03Thanks, thank you.
02:05Wow, you guys bought the whole shop with you?
02:07Yeah, actually.
02:07Where have you been?
02:08Asda.
02:10Have you done a big shop gown?
02:13Have you got any freezer stuff?
02:14Are you stopping long?
02:18Have you got any freezer stuff?
02:30In Bristol...
02:31My girlfriend says that I don't compliment her enough.
02:33Do you two, are you very good on giving out compliments?
02:36I struggle.
02:37Brothers Tremaine, Twain and Tristan.
02:40Give us each a compliment.
02:42Yeah, I can give you both a compliment.
02:44Oh, you could do it easy to...
02:45Because the thing I see is on both of you right now.
02:48So pink suits both of you.
02:50It looks good on you.
02:52Yeah.
02:52So you could've got to be like,
02:53ah, say something like, ah,
02:56I don't know that colour suits you very well.
02:59Um, I don't know.
03:00It looks, it goes great with your skin.
03:02Yeah, try and go out the basement.
03:03Try and go to the upper, yeah, upper room.
03:07All right.
03:12So, um...
03:13Yeah, pink suits you.
03:17On Friday night, the campmates have been rounded up for a live final on ITV.
03:22Ooh, that's spicy with almond coca!
03:25It's the final!
03:29Hard to miss, I'm a celeb at the moment.
03:31It's been quite a live view, hasn't it?
03:33Yeah, it's because it's celebrities, isn't it?
03:36It's always celebrities.
03:38Oh, shit.
03:39I'm a celebrity.
03:40I'm getting it.
03:41What a series it has been.
03:44Yes!
03:45A barrel of laughter, I'll tell you!
03:47All thanks to our fantastic campmates.
03:50Oh, you can bloody say that again, Declan Donnell.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Jimmy, can we start with you?
03:54Because I'm really pleased you're here tonight.
03:56He was the problem contestant, do you remember?
03:59Yes.
03:59Because he refused to play.
04:01Why or why did you say, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here?
04:05Right.
04:05Why?
04:07When we went down to the trial, it was originally for stars, right?
04:11Right.
04:12Then you said, the bottom two get to go home.
04:16Mm-hmm.
04:16So I didn't choose Adam after that.
04:18Adam's just sat there soaking it all in.
04:21So now, all of a sudden, there's a chance for me to go home.
04:24It's very important that I tell you, I spoke to Ollie from production.
04:27Oh, we spoke to Ollie from production?
04:29And I said, Ollie, I think I'm going to pull the plug here.
04:31Ollie from production is stood there going, please stop, please stop.
04:34There's a lot of heavy reasons I don't want to go into now.
04:37Everyone's got their own issues, right?
04:38Yes, we have got our own issues, right?
04:41It is what it is.
04:42Also, can you talk me from a contract?
04:45This is another important thing.
04:46Money.
04:46Oh, blimey, he's really getting into this, isn't he?
04:48My contract's pro rata.
04:51So.
04:52I feel like I'm peeping for all the cans.
04:54This is like a staff meeting, this.
04:57It is.
04:57It's not telly.
04:58This is like a staff meeting.
05:00If I go home and call Adam back with me, I get full pay.
05:05Clever.
05:06Do you understand?
05:08Oh.
05:08It was all the mystery is now solved.
05:10It was all money related.
05:12Oh.
05:13If I go home, stay in and go back and pull the plug,
05:17I get a small percentage of that.
05:20I made my mind up in that light bulb moment.
05:22I mean, he's been very, very honest.
05:25Do you know what?
05:26I find football boring.
05:28And I find footballers talking about other things other than football boring.
05:32You just can all be upsetting me and I absolutely threw him under the bus.
05:35I get it.
05:35Yeah, big time.
05:37But what I don't stand on is someone being abusive, aggressive and intimidating.
05:42Well, what?
05:43Oh, he's getting his two pence in there, isn't he?
05:47This is hotting up, Jane.
05:48You just didn't show none of that?
05:50Well, we did show quite a lot of it.
05:51You didn't show none of the C-bombs.
05:53It's a liberty.
05:54Well, you can't, can't you?
05:55I'm not going to show that, I think.
05:57Is it abusive, aggressive and intimidating?
05:59What happened?
06:00What do you think?
06:00When I was there, I didn't think it was intimidating.
06:02Oh.
06:03Oh.
06:04Oh.
06:04Do you know what?
06:05I like this because I'm sticking up for what he thinks right here.
06:08You didn't.
06:09No.
06:09I was there.
06:10Oh, my God.
06:11They're standing up for Adam against him.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:15This is unbelievable.
06:17You see, give it to me.
06:18Wow.
06:19I was there, Jim.
06:20Hey, aren't they sexy when they get annoyed?
06:24No, they are.
06:25I've never thought they were sexy, but they're sexy when they get annoyed.
06:28Adam, with hindsight, what would you have done differently?
06:31I'd have called him a twat instead of a C-bombs,
06:33because then at least you could have heard that.
06:34Listen, I take full responsibility, you know, for my actions.
06:38Yes, emotions were definitely running high in that moment.
06:41Heating the moment.
06:42Yes, exactly.
06:44And listen, I've got nothing but love for Jimmy.
06:46I think...
06:47Has he?
06:47Do you think?
06:48No.
06:49It's a funny way of showing it.
06:50David, find the fight.
06:51Come on, David, tell me.
06:52Oh, see, you've got to get his two penitin, David, don't he?
06:56Yes, love.
06:57David, just chill out.
06:58David, you've gone.
06:59You weren't even there.
07:01And take her out again.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Yeah, yeah, David.
07:05Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
07:07Will you just let the finalists talk, please?
07:13There's the lead, there's you, stay there, sir.
07:16We all had banter, we all had back and forth.
07:19You asked me the question.
07:20Oh, these booze.
07:22Take a break, take a break.
07:23We're going to go into a break.
07:24We're going to go into a break.
07:25Yeah.
07:26It's live this year, girl.
07:28Was it abusive and aggressive?
07:29Get that footage.
07:30Was it abusive and aggressive?
07:31Asked the people to say it.
07:32Was it abusive and aggressive?
07:33Hey, was it abusive and aggressive?
07:36Show it.
07:36Show it.
07:37Calm down.
07:38Show it.
07:38Where's Sunita off to?
07:40She's off.
07:41Sunita's leaving, Mary.
07:42This is the top.
07:43The best representation of what happened on the show.
07:45Jenna's gone.
07:46They're all walking off.
07:47This is absolutely phenomenal.
07:49After a quick break to calm things down, Ant and Dec were back for the big reveal.
07:55Right, there's nothing more you can do because the vote is now closed.
07:59Can we look?
08:00I think the polls have shut, haven't they?
08:02Your Amherst Celebrity, South Africa Legend, 2026.
08:07Oh, look at his face, Tracer.
08:09Look at Adam's face.
08:11Adam is not looking happy.
08:13It is...
08:15Oh, shit.
08:17It's Adam!
08:21His face!
08:22Take a seat on your throne.
08:24Time for the coronation.
08:26Adam's upset.
08:27He is.
08:27He's not happy.
08:28He's upset.
08:29Do you know what that upset man needs?
08:30A crown.
08:31Come on in, Sam.
08:32Quick as you can.
08:36And now he's got Sam Thompson presenting the crown.
08:39Could it get any worse?
08:40He's been throwing off.
08:42Adam, anything you'd like to say to all of the people I know, vote for you.
08:46Oh, the hat's not even staying on.
08:48I can't even cope.
08:48This is just the most awkward thing I've ever watched.
08:50The most unhappy I'm a Celeb finalist I've ever seen.
08:53Tell you what, I've watched I'm a Celeb finalist a few times.
08:55That's the best thing I've ever seen, hasn't it?
08:57That was really enjoyable, that.
08:58Normally, they set the fireworks off after the winner's announced, not before.
09:06Oh, I thoroughly enjoyed my breakfast today.
09:08I had granola, sliced banana, and blueberries.
09:13Oh, lovely.
09:14Nice, were they?
09:15Dave and his wife, Shirley.
09:18What did you have?
09:19I had a Kit Kat and a cream egg.
09:23A Kit Kat and a cream egg?
09:25Yeah.
09:25What, for breakfast?
09:26Yeah.
09:28God, yeah.
09:29Why?
09:29You'd eat chocolate any time of the day, wouldn't you?
09:32No, well, I fancied a cream egg.
09:34Because I bought one of those boxes yesterday.
09:38What boxes?
09:39Oh, the little boxes of bed.
09:41Yeah, with five in, so I had one left from yesterday.
09:44Oh, that's highly nutritious.
09:46My name is a Kit Kat.
09:48On Monday night, Josie Gibson was cleaning up other people's messes on ITV.
09:54How much crap have you got in your house?
09:56Oh, loads.
09:57I know, exactly.
09:59You just shut the door on it.
10:01The annoying thing is about my mother's house,
10:03which is so cluttered.
10:04She keeps saying,
10:05well, I can't throw anything out,
10:07because I might find Granny's diamonds in my knickers.
10:09Ugh.
10:11Crammed into cupboards, filling up our lofts and stuffed under beds.
10:15Oh, that looks a bit like my man cave, Natty.
10:18Clutter.
10:19Oh, look at that.
10:20I can't live in that league, and I'm a scruffy git.
10:22You allergic to clutter.
10:24One of us has to be.
10:26Otherwise, this whole house would just be awash with tat.
10:30So I'm giving some long-suffering loved ones
10:32the chance to have it cleared.
10:34Maybe me and Nat will do it to you.
10:37I'm perfuming.
10:38In secret.
10:39In secret?
10:40Oh, no, you can't do that.
10:42Will they keep the clutter?
10:43Where's my things?
10:45Or take the cash?
10:49I'd sort of love it if you did this to me.
10:51As long as I could keep the things I wanted.
10:53Don't tempt me.
10:55Auntie Margaret does regular death cleans,
10:57doesn't she, so that we don't have to go through all her stuff?
10:59She's just given me some at a jardinier.
11:02So Dan has nominated his wife to be Natasha.
11:05She's so good at buying vintage that she used to actually have an online vintage shop.
11:10There's a lot of money to be made out of vintage.
11:12Yeah.
11:12But that's all been put on hold because they've just had a baby.
11:16Now, a woman that's just had a baby, dare I say, might be a little bit hormonal.
11:20So this could go either way.
11:26Oh, he's one of them that wears a beanie hat that don't cover his ears.
11:30Nice.
11:31Dan's taking me right to the back of the flat.
11:34To the spare room of doom.
11:38Oh, that's not bad.
11:38It's not that bad.
11:40No, that's not bad.
11:41There's records and jewellery and jackets and all sorts of things.
11:45That lot will be worth a fortune.
11:47Yeah.
11:48This woman has spent years collecting all these beautiful clothes.
11:51And it's cost her thousands.
11:52And it's cost her more than thousands.
11:54She's not getting rid of it.
11:55No, not a chance.
11:56Since the birth of Monroe, she's had less time to work and things have built up
12:01and ended up filling the back room with all of the varied clutterous,
12:07is that a word? Clutterous items.
12:08I don't know. It's one vowel from something awkward.
12:13It's hard to find the clutterous, isn't it?
12:17I can feel, like, the relief as you're bringing stuff down.
12:20Yeah, your relief, mate.
12:22Won't be Natasha's.
12:22Not Natasha's relief.
12:24Right, guys, I'm not here to alarm anybody, but she's around the corner.
12:27Oh!
12:29Oh, they're there.
12:29They're there.
12:30They're coming.
12:30They're there.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:33He's a brave man.
12:35Very brave man.
12:36This is either going to make their marriage or break them before they start.
12:39Come on in.
12:40Wow.
12:40Oh, no.
12:41This is going to last so badly.
12:44Oh, my God.
12:48Ta-ta-ta!
12:51On reflection, this might have been a bad idea.
12:55What's in the boxes?
12:57Your previous life.
12:59All your fucking stuff.
13:00It's your lifelong project.
13:03But how much you want for it?
13:05Natasha, we've been in your house for the last two days.
13:08What?
13:10Yeah, we've been a bit sneaky.
13:11Oh, he's taking the baby.
13:13Good shout, Dan.
13:14Hold that baby.
13:15Protect yourself.
13:16Mm-hmm.
13:18Oh, my God.
13:21He's laughing.
13:22I think that's a nervous laugh.
13:24Yeah.
13:24That's good, right?
13:25Yeah, I mean, the room looks amazing.
13:27One is your new bedroom.
13:29He's already saying, look, it's your new room, baby.
13:32Yeah, he's planting the seeds.
13:34Yeah.
13:35You'll have to take somebody really horrible
13:37to put all that stuff back in here.
13:39I think you're getting it wrong here.
13:40It's not going to be the little bedroom.
13:42You're going to be in here.
13:44So, Natasha.
13:46Yeah.
13:46Dan Hatfield has put a price on every single item.
13:50This is an auction price.
13:52Oh.
13:54It better be a lot of money.
13:55And we can sell this today for you at a grand total.
14:01Of 2,700 pounds.
14:06What?
14:07Fuck off.
14:09Oh!
14:10Oh!
14:11OK.
14:13All that face doesn't say that's a good deal.
14:162,000!
14:17The robbing...
14:18Even Dick Terpin wore a fucking mask jersey.
14:22Do you think she's going to be happy with the money?
14:24No.
14:26So, yeah, obviously we've got a good space.
14:29Yeah, look, can you hear the quivering Dan's voice?
14:31Oh, we've got a good space.
14:33I mean, it's amazing.
14:34I mean, I just took years collecting some, like, really nice pieces.
14:38That's it, years of collecting.
14:41You had a good little chat.
14:42We did.
14:43Not a little chat.
14:43Long.
14:44An intense chat.
14:45Yeah.
14:46Basically, he's out of all, okay.
14:48I'm going to keep the clutter.
14:50Yes!
14:52Good girl.
14:53Quite right.
14:54Right, so if you can get it all out of the boxes now, people.
14:56Thank you very much.
14:56Thanks for your time, you fucking twats.
14:58And put it back exactly where you're going from.
15:00I'm going to call this program in while you're in London.
15:03Well, you won't be living here yourself afterwards if you do.
15:07Because I'm also going to have an armed guard when you come back.
15:18It will share.
15:20Your back of the hair, Mary, is very Edna the inebriate.
15:24Do you remember that play?
15:26Do you want me to do the back?
15:27Yes, please.
15:28The back of your hair.
15:29Don't hurt me.
15:29Giles and his wife, Mary.
15:31Oh, no, no.
15:32It's tangled, Mary.
15:33Look.
15:34Start at the bottom.
15:35Oh, no, no, no.
15:35It's hopeless.
15:36Oh, start at the bottom.
15:37No, you need...
15:38I'll book you into...
15:39What's it called, that place?
15:41You don't need to go to the hairdressers.
15:42I'll book you into the hairdressers, Mary.
15:44Rush, Giles.
15:45Just start from the bottom.
15:46Do you want me to book you into curl up and die?
15:48No.
15:49Oh, no.
15:50It's got very, very...
15:51I think you've got fly away hair, Mary.
15:53Do you remember the days when we had knits,
15:55when the children were at school?
15:57Oh, they were dreadful days.
16:00Good reason not to have children.
16:02On Sunday night, more hopefuls were sitting face-to-face
16:06with clerks and again on ITV.
16:08Pass the parcel.
16:10Pass the parcel.
16:12She's all rosy-cheeked.
16:14I'm no good on, like, art and things like that,
16:17and countries, am I?
16:19I don't even know where I've been when I've gone abroad, do I?
16:24I don't even know where I've been.
16:28You see, I don't think I'd want to be a millionaire, me.
16:31Mm.
16:31Because I do just love working 60 hours a week across two, three jobs.
16:36You know, it's fucking ace.
16:37Yeah.
16:37Well, you wouldn't want to be twiddling your thumbs, would you?
16:40No. No.
16:41No, I'm spending more time with my family.
16:42Don't want to do that.
16:43I want to be out grafting.
16:46In the programme, we met a contestant called Roman,
16:48who was facing the £1,000 question.
16:51What is mixed with vinegar, mustard and oil
16:54to make a basic mayonnaise?
16:57Eggs!
16:58Egg yolk.
16:59Cool.
17:00I think I know the answer, but I am not sure.
17:03He's not sure?
17:05Oh, what?
17:06Roman!
17:07So, I didn't want to use a lifeline this early.
17:10No, don't then.
17:11Oh, he's not!
17:12Oh, you're not!
17:12He's not!
17:13But I'm going to, and I'm going to ask the audience.
17:16Already?
17:16See, he ain't going far, this lad, you can tell.
17:22Everyone but Roman knew the answer to that one.
17:25God, man, who's asked 6% of Wallys?
17:27So, I'll say Egg yolk final answer.
17:30And the correct answer.
17:32Oh, he's struggling, this lad.
17:33I mean, at least he's got a grand.
17:35That's all right for a day out, isn't it?
17:37After a shaky start, we caught up with Roman,
17:40who made it to the £125,000 question.
17:43The Rhône River begins its journey in which mountain range?
17:47Oh, you'll know this.
17:48I did.
17:48The French Alps.
17:50The Alps, the Apennines, the Carpathians, and the Pyrenees.
17:56It's not Apennines, because that's in Bolton, we'd know that.
18:00Pyrenees.
18:00I would say the Alps.
18:03Well, I was hoping another geography question would come up.
18:06Oh, it's good on geography, is it?
18:08The Rhône is entirely in France.
18:11And it starts in the Alps.
18:14Oh, the Alps.
18:15I said that.
18:16Even though the Pyrenees are partially in France,
18:18the source of the river isn't there.
18:20Oh!
18:22So, my...
18:22Man's knows his river sources.
18:24That's the right answer. Well done.
18:26He's flying now, £125,000, so...
18:29How has he managed this?
18:30He didn't even know mayonnaise was made out of eggs.
18:33Ready for this?
18:33Because this question, Rhône, is a quarter of a million pounds.
18:38So, be careful now, Roman.
18:41Don't answer it if you don't.
18:43He's still got two lifelines.
18:45Which of these figures from Greek mythology...
18:47Oh, no.
18:48I will know this, Rhône.
18:50..is not known for slaying a monster?
18:54Theseus.
18:55Theseus and the Minotaur.
18:57Perseus.
18:57Don't know.
18:59Adonis.
18:59Tyson Furious, kid.
19:01Or Bulleruffin.
19:02The only one I recognise is Adonis.
19:04Adonis.
19:05I like this question as well, actually.
19:07Oh, he knows Greek mythology, then.
19:09Theseus, he slew the Minotaur.
19:12He knows what they slew.
19:13So, Adonis, I don't think he slew anybody.
19:17Er...
19:18I think he just looked at his reflection.
19:19When people say you're an Adonis, that's what it means.
19:22You're always looking at your bastard self in a mirror.
19:25HE CHUCKLES
19:26Adonis, final answer.
19:28Ooh!
19:29Shit a brick, now.
19:30Yeah, there you go, what's that?
19:3393,000 pounds riding on that.
19:35Oh, God, no.
19:37But don't worry, that is the correct answer.
19:39Oh, very clever.
19:42He's a quarter of a millionaire,
19:43and he didn't even know mayonnaise was made out of eggs.
19:46I can't get over it.
19:48This next question is worth half a million.
19:51Come on, Roman.
19:53He wants to be very careful here.
19:55Presented in 1901,
19:56the first Nobel Prize in Physics was awarded for the discovery of what?
20:02Oh, God.
20:03Oh, I wouldn't have a clue.
20:04I need a clue.
20:05Oh, come on, George. Come on.
20:08X-rays, cosmic radiation, or quantum mechanics?
20:14X-rays, I think.
20:16X-rays?
20:17Oh!
20:18X-rays will have, thank you, Jeremy.
20:21X-rays will have.
20:22I'm going to go X-ray, B.
20:23Well, the first Nobel Prize in Physics went to Wilhelm Röntgen.
20:29He knows the person.
20:30He knows it.
20:31He knows it.
20:32He knows itself.
20:33And he discovered X-rays.
20:37Is he actually going to get this?
20:39If you get this wrong, you lose £218,000.
20:43Wireless telegraphy is what we have now, so that wasn't around.
20:46This is making me very nervous.
20:48In 1901.
20:49I don't want him to lose the money.
20:51Cosmic radiation.
20:52Seems a nice chap.
20:53X-rays, final answer.
20:56Oh, wow, he's locked in.
20:57OK, locked in.
20:59No, he's going for it.
21:02Jeez.
21:03Brave, man.
21:04Oh, my God.
21:05It's wrong.
21:08That is the right answer.
21:10Oh, it's right.
21:13Well done.
21:14Oh, my God.
21:16Yes, Roman.
21:17What absolute G?
21:18Here we go.
21:19This is it.
21:20Ready?
21:20Let's have a look for the million.
21:23Used since 1876.
21:25Which trademark logo is described in the James Joyce novel Ulysses?
21:30Oh, you should know this.
21:32Yeah.
21:33I do like Ulysses.
21:35And depicted in works by Manet and Picasso.
21:38Oh, fuck.
21:41Manet and Picasso, were they painters?
21:44Yeah.
21:45They painted pictures, didn't they?
21:48Bass Ale.
21:49What?
21:49Bass Ale.
21:50I bet it's that.
21:52Coca-Cola.
21:53Stella?
21:54Or Stella Artois?
21:56No idea.
21:57Stella Artois.
21:58Oh, now you'll know about Stella.
21:59You drink enough of it.
22:00I know I do, but I don't know if it was used since 1876.
22:03I've seen Bass Ale in a picture by Manet.
22:06Well, that's the answer.
22:07Of the barkeeper.
22:09I've got something in my head.
22:10He's smiling because he knows it.
22:12But I'm not sure it's right.
22:15Oh, shite.
22:17So, can I take 50-50?
22:20Yes.
22:21Nice fun bet.
22:22I have never seen anybody do a 50-50 on a million pound question.
22:26No, I haven't.
22:27Usually, they've got no lifelines left.
22:29All right, computer, could you take away two wrong answers, please?
22:34Bass Ale.
22:35Come on.
22:36It's Bass Ale.
22:37Coca-Cola wasn't invented.
22:38I think Bass Ale is one of the oldest trademarks that has ever existed.
22:46And I think there's a painting by...
22:48Manet.
22:49Manet, which has it in.
22:52Yeah.
22:53There's no Manet painting with Coca-Cola truck driving through it, is there?
22:58I think there's a lady, she is in front of a bar.
23:03Do you know it?
23:04No!
23:05And there are some bottles behind her.
23:08And I think one of them might have the Bass logo, which is a red triangle.
23:14Yes!
23:15What did I say?
23:16Red triangle.
23:17How did I know?
23:18Because I worked for them.
23:20What, in 1876?
23:23I'm going to go for Bass Ale.
23:27And that's my final answer.
23:28Oh!
23:29Oh!
23:31Yes!
23:31Oh, my God, he's going for it.
23:32You're right, you're right.
23:33It's 8m on a minute.
23:34He's right.
23:35No!
23:41Oh, my days.
23:42Oh, mate, he's done it, innit?
23:43He's done it.
23:44Please, please let somebody win a million quid.
23:48You've won a million pounds.
23:52What the hell?
23:54What the hell?
23:55Oh, well done.
23:57He deserves it, Mary.
23:59He doesn't, really.
24:04Oh, I'd have to run around.
24:05I'd have to...
24:06I'd have to...
24:07Well, you weren't, Jenny.
24:08You'd be sat there crying.
24:09Oh, I would, yeah.
24:11Thinking I've got to give some to Lee.
24:13I wouldn't.
24:14You'd be the last on me bloody list, you.
24:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
24:26In Hall...
24:27Do you know the other day when you parked my car?
24:29Yeah, and?
24:30Yeah, well, when I went up...
24:31I had scratched it.
24:32No, you hadn't.
24:33You hadn't.
24:33Best friends Jenny and Lee.
24:35But did you put it onto a Russian station?
24:38What Russian station?
24:39What do you mean?
24:40Because when I set off and I started driving,
24:42I got all this Russian language.
24:45I bet you did, didn't you?
24:46No, I turned the sound down.
24:48No, you didn't.
24:49You changed a bloody channel.
24:50I heard a load of Russian.
24:53I thought, what the hell is this?
24:55No, I never.
24:56I pushed it to ten.
24:57Are you sure it was Russian?
24:58It was...
24:58Well, it was foreign.
25:00It sounded Russian.
25:02I thought Putin was giving me a call.
25:06This week, everyone's favourite Sloan Rangers were at it again on E4.
25:12Love Mead and Chelsea.
25:13I know you do.
25:13I know.
25:14It's always been one of your favourites.
25:16Still watching it.
25:16100 years later, still watching it.
25:19Love it.
25:19Do you know what I did recently, which is the most southern thing I've probably ever done?
25:23I used the M6 Tollbooth.
25:26Very nice.
25:27And you actually had avocado the other day as well.
25:30Another southern trait.
25:33Yeah.
25:34Hey, oh, better make yourself.
25:36Yeah.
25:37Instead of Made in Chelsea, it's more like Muppets in Chelsea at the minute.
25:40Yeah.
25:43Oh, Ravens Court Park.
25:44I was going to say, they're never in bloody Chelsea.
25:46That's not Chelsea.
25:47They look like they've never played basketball in their lives.
25:50These are in it.
25:51Phil, I hear things going very well with you and Georgia, mate.
25:53Yeah.
25:54Philip here has seen Georgia.
25:56Yeah.
25:57But he's also seen everyone else in Chelsea.
25:59So he's a shagger.
25:59He's a shagger.
26:00Bit of a shagger.
26:01Chelsea shagger.
26:02Like you.
26:03I was in my day.
26:05So Georgia said she loves me.
26:07Oh, no, she didn't.
26:09I did say it back.
26:11But did you mean it?
26:12Did you mean it?
26:13Ah.
26:13You can't just be thrown around the L-bomb like that as well, you know?
26:17And I just thought, did I maybe say it too early?
26:22Yeah, clearly.
26:24Fucking hell, Philip.
26:25So, so...
26:25Do you see the pickle on me?
26:26Yes.
26:27Yes, yes.
26:27What's a pickle?
26:29Is he in a pickle?
26:30He's knee-deep in the brain, mate.
26:32A bit later, it was off to Battersea for a pint with a couple of familiar faces.
26:39Georgia and Liz.
26:41It's Georgia.
26:42Sam likes Georgia.
26:43Philip told me yesterday that he used the L-bomb to Georgia, but that he didn't leave.
26:49Oh, no, fancy telling Sam that, Freddie.
26:51You twat.
26:53He'll be the first one up, eh?
26:55Honestly, you've made my fucking day.
26:58He doesn't like Philip.
26:59Oh, does he not?
27:00Oh, he'll tell him.
27:01He's a bastard.
27:03He'll just tell him.
27:04Georgia, Elise.
27:05Thanks, thank you.
27:06Look at that.
27:07Fendi, Gucci, race, Prada.
27:10Yeah, they'll be full cool, innit?
27:12Georgia, how are you?
27:13I'm good.
27:14I'm good.
27:14Yeah, it's been going well.
27:16It's been going well?
27:16Yeah.
27:17Oh, God, here we go.
27:18How are things with Philip?
27:20You're pulling the face because you know what Sam's going to do.
27:23Yeah.
27:23It's just because...
27:26Say it.
27:27I don't know, Freddie said something.
27:28Oh, my God.
27:29Oh, my God.
27:30Freddie sat next to you.
27:32Freddie is even sat next to you.
27:35You can't throw someone with a bus that sat next to you.
27:38Said what?
27:38Wait, have you guys said, I love you and Sam?
27:41Oh, my God.
27:41Yeah, I've said it.
27:42He said it back.
27:44Ooh!
27:46Why?
27:47Why?
27:47What's happened?
27:48Philip?
27:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:52Let him tell him himself.
27:54Oh, Sam.
27:55Sam?
27:55Philip said he doesn't mean it.
27:57Oh, my God.
27:58Doesn't mean what?
27:58He said it in the moment after three tequila shots.
28:01Oh, you arse.
28:03What an absolute arse.
28:05Why would you do that?
28:07That should have come from Philip.
28:09I'm not this idiot.
28:11You're right.
28:12Yeah.
28:12What did I do?
28:13Yeah.
28:14I can't believe Sam Prince is actually going,
28:16I'm an idiot.
28:18You've just thrown your mate under the bus.
28:21It wasn't long before Philip had been summoned to the boozer.
28:24I've got your message to me.
28:26Brace yourself, Philip, here it comes.
28:28I just had to hear from Sam that you've been with the boys yesterday,
28:34saying that you don't mean it when you say you love me,
28:37that you never have.
28:40Painful.
28:40Good for her.
28:41Good for her being frank.
28:42If you think that's too soon and you don't mean it or you don't feel it,
28:47then say it.
28:48He needs to be a grown-up.
28:49He's not a grown-up, Georgia.
28:51You know, say what you see.
28:52If you see it, say it.
28:54HE LAUGHS
28:55Stop talking to the boys about it.
28:57OK, I'm saying it now.
28:58Yeah, right, it's a bit late now.
28:59Sam's already told it.
29:01Say it, then.
29:01Go on, then.
29:02Say what you feel.
29:03I've just said it.
29:05Well, say it again.
29:05Why does she want him to say it again and stick the knife in?
29:08He's just said what you've said is correct.
29:10Why do you want him to go,
29:11Look you're dead in the eye.
29:12I don't love you.
29:13That's like Potter replaying goodbye my lover on her way to work
29:17and playing it again and again until she cries.
29:19Say that you don't mean it.
29:22Why are you looking at the ceiling?
29:24Where's he gone?
29:25Yeah.
29:25Aww.
29:27HE LAUGHS
29:28OK, I don't mean it.
29:30Ooh!
29:30OK.
29:31You didn't say it like a jerk.
29:32She tried to apply pressure and she didn't get no diamond.
29:35HE LAUGHS
29:36It wasn't that hard, was it?
29:38Ooh!
29:39You know what?
29:39I like the girls they made in Chelsea.
29:40Do you know why they don't give a shit?
29:41They don't, do they?
29:45In Leeds.
29:46Who would you rather have as your neighbour?
29:48Aunty Margaret or ma'am?
29:50Aunty Margaret.
29:51Really? Why?
29:53Because she does stuff for you without whinging about it.
29:56She comes and sees to me dogs for me.
29:57Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
30:00Well, you know, it's Mum's day off from work today.
30:02I phoned her up this morning.
30:04Where are you?
30:05I'm up to here.
30:06My cat's got to go to the vet's.
30:08Nat's let it out.
30:09I need to give me chicken some eye drops.
30:11I've got to make Ezra's pack up, get him dressed.
30:13What are you doing? Ezra's crying for Nana.
30:16And he went, I'm not, I'm crying for Mummy.
30:18HE LAUGHS
30:21On Wednesday, there was something spooky for us on Apple TV.
30:25Oh, hell of a good drama, Lee.
30:27You do, though, don't you?
30:29No.
30:29Can you answer yes or no?
30:31You've got that much stuff in your mouth.
30:33Supernatural.
30:34Supernatural.
30:35We like a bit of that. Don't we?
30:38Mmm, I love a bit of supernatural.
30:40Frightens the fuck out me, but I love it.
30:44She's been acting weird for months.
30:46Stopped saying good morning.
30:48Always staying over to her sisters.
30:50Who's he talking to?
30:51He's on the radio.
30:52Oh, is he trauma-dumping on his mate on another boat?
30:54Hey, not lying.
30:57Oh, no. Oh, no. Blackout.
30:59Oh, wow. Lights out.
31:00Like a immunotriangleting.
31:02Yeah.
31:05HE SIGHS
31:07What the bloody hell?
31:07What in the Alfred Hitchcock's happening here?
31:09You know, when birds are fleeing, that's a sign something's going on.
31:13Something's about to happen.
31:19Oh, the mist.
31:21Ooh, it's a mist.
31:22You know, nothing good ain't gonna come from this.
31:24It's not looking good, bruv.
31:25Run.
31:26He can't.
31:27Drive.
31:28Sail.
31:29Swim.
31:29Do anything.
31:34WIDOWS B
31:36Yeah. Sounds, er...
31:37Ooh, imagine how it's your postal address.
31:40Sounds like a nice drop of wine, that, doesn't it?
31:42Yeah, it's a wine.
31:43You'd probably have a drop of WIDOWS B with, like, your chicken and chips, wouldn't you?
31:47Yeah.
31:48OK, er, so I want to move quickly.
31:50In the drama, we saw local mayor Tom holding a committee meeting.
31:55Our peaceful little island town, it's a place for tourists to come with their families,
31:59and relax.
32:00Right?
32:02That's it.
32:03That's all.
32:04Tell that to Shep Clark.
32:06Tell that to Shep Clark?
32:08Oh, yeah.
32:08Where's he gone?
32:09That must be the guy on the boat.
32:11Right.
32:11You know, when all the mist came and the lights went off.
32:13Wait, did something happen to Shep?
32:15The fog took him.
32:16No, no, the fog did not take him.
32:17It did, we saw it, didn't we, Lee?
32:19Yeah.
32:20The fog took him.
32:22Uh-oh.
32:23Oh, more likely something in the fog.
32:25In the fog.
32:26It already took Shep and it'll take the rest of us tonight.
32:29It's a haunt.
32:30It's a haunt!
32:32Remind me again, a haunt is worse than a spook, but not as bad as a fright.
32:36Oh, he's mocking.
32:37You should never mock about a haunt.
32:40Tom thinks this is all superstition bollocks, doesn't he?
32:43You can mock me all you like.
32:45The island's cursed, Tom.
32:47Something tells me that, you know, they should be listening to Wick.
32:49Yeah, something is telling me that Wick knows best here.
32:52If I were Tom, I'd lean into all spooky stuff and start doing package holidays.
32:56Maybe a mystery tour on Woucher.
32:58Yeah, stag dudes, that sort of thing.
33:00Yeah.
33:01Later on, Wick gave Tom the lowdown on the island's history.
33:061846, they called it The Fog That Stole Souls.
33:11Fog That Stole Souls?
33:13Oh, God.
33:15Yeah, that's creepy.
33:16Yeah, yeah.
33:17That'll do it for me.
33:19Warn the villagers!
33:20That's it, I'm running.
33:22Yep.
33:22Stage one, the eyes turn white.
33:25Stage two, zombies.
33:27Loss of the five senses and delirium.
33:30Stage three, loss of erection.
33:33An erection? Did he say an erection?
33:35Wait, why is that even a symptom?
33:37All right, cool.
33:38You can't get erect, all right?
33:40I don't think I care about that when my eyes are like this.
33:43And I can't see or smell or taste or nothing.
33:51Oh, who's this?
33:54Oh, shit.
33:56Is that Shep?
33:57Or the guy that was on the boat?
33:59Shep Black.
34:00He's breathing.
34:01He's breathing.
34:03Check if he can get a stiffy.
34:05Then we'll know.
34:07Caused a real ruckus today, Shep.
34:12Come on, Shep, wake up and tell us what's happened.
34:15Would you want to be in that room?
34:17Nah.
34:18Not a chance.
34:19Neither would I.
34:22Oh, he's waking up, please, waking up.
34:25Is he?
34:25Hey, Shep.
34:29What are you saying?
34:30What's he saying?
34:31It's saying something.
34:32This is a delirium, this.
34:36What was that?
34:39Stop muttering.
34:40What's he saying?
34:40Oh, this is going to be a jump.
34:42Oh, no.
34:43Oh, no.
34:45Hey, Shep.
34:47Oh, shit.
34:49Oh, Jesus.
34:49Daniella, his eyes are white, his eyes are white, his eyes are white, his eyes are white.
34:53Ah, he's got him!
34:54Woo!
34:54What is it?
34:55He's strangling him!
34:59Oh, my God.
35:00Where's he got this straight from?
35:12Oh, he's dead, he's gone, he's gone.
35:14What is happening?
35:16Ah, a bit confusing, that.
35:17There's more to this, isn't there?
35:20There's more to this.
35:21That's my sailor voice.
35:23I wonder if you're trying to be a bit Cornish.
35:25Aye, aye, aye, aye.
35:26There's more to this than meets the white eye.
35:38In Derby.
35:40Rosamann, I can't thank you enough for babysitting my feral children for a couple of days.
35:45Oh, you're welcome, boss.
35:46I love doing it.
35:47The Siddiquis.
35:49They keep you on your toes, don't they?
35:50Yeah, they do.
35:51I love the relationship between them at the moment though,
35:54because Amelia's a proper big sis with him.
35:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:57She can be like silly with him, but also very maternal with him as well.
36:00Yeah, she is, yeah, she's straight away hooked it.
36:02Yeah, yeah.
36:04And I think if Mel's not around, then that's ordinarily who we would probably go to.
36:09100%.
36:10Well, actually, yeah, that's kind of the hierarchy in the house anyway.
36:13Yeah, I'm guessing that.
36:14It's like Mel, Amelia, the dog, then me.
36:20I like look at the dog and I'm like, your turn, go on.
36:25On Friday night, ITV had a go at something new.
36:29Have you heard anything about the neighborhood?
36:31Oh, it's advertised so much.
36:33Is it?
36:34Oh, I'm sure it's because it's got Graham Norton in.
36:37It better be good.
36:39Oh.
36:43In the heart of the Peak District.
36:45This looks quaint, doesn't it?
36:47Oh, that does look nice.
36:49Lies a picture-perfect village.
36:51I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood where they've got the milk man.
36:54Six real households from across the UK are about to move in.
36:58So it's real families then?
37:00Yeah, that looks of it.
37:01It's just like big brother, but you bring your family and you've each got a house.
37:04They'll compete in a street-sized popularity contest.
37:08All right.
37:09Where the last house standing take home a quarter of a million pounds.
37:13Well, that's a pretty good prize.
37:18You'll be no good on it.
37:19Why?
37:20Because you'll not get on with any of your neighbors.
37:23How do you think we'd get on if we were in the neighborhood?
37:26Yeah, I think we'd be all right.
37:28Actually, if you cooked lovely food and I was, you know, entertaining, engaging and handsome,
37:34I think it'd be really nice, wouldn't it?
37:36We could offer a lot as a team.
37:42Oh, look at all the plants.
37:43Oh, you're going to have a field day here.
37:45Oh, the pub, Tony.
37:47Where?
37:47This way.
37:49Rib, see you a little bit, babe.
37:50Making up my nerves already.
37:51Uh-huh.
37:52She has got turbo Karen hairdo as well, so I'll be giving her a wide berth.
37:57Look at this.
37:58Oh, Mum, we can have a coffee.
38:00Oh, the cafe.
38:01Oh, there's another family.
38:02Oh, look at them all being nosy already.
38:05I love nosy and out the window.
38:07And, of course, because I've got them slap lines, I just do that.
38:14Mr Norton in his cardigan.
38:16Look at that knitted vest.
38:18That's ITV money for you, isn't it?
38:19Oh, yeah.
38:20It wasn't long before we heard from our jauntily clad host.
38:25You'll be playing your first challenge right now.
38:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, right now.
38:34My first neighbourhood challenge is a chance for the households to get to know each other.
38:39And it's about to get everyone in a spin.
38:43Oh, it's a washing line, isn't it?
38:45That reminds me.
38:46Who's brought one of my washing props?
38:49Oh, seeing that snapped, yeah.
38:50I think the kids ran into it on the bikes yesterday.
38:52This challenge is about airing dirty laundry in public.
38:56Oh, God.
38:58I always love airing your dirty laundry in public.
39:01You do it regularly.
39:02And your neighbours may be finding out things you'd rather they didn't.
39:07Jenny, if there's a neighbour about three doors away having an argument,
39:10I will sit in the garden till they're finished.
39:11Yeah, well, no, I'll agree to that.
39:14Written on the label is a fact or confession about one of your neighbours.
39:19You must work out which household it applies to based on first impressions.
39:23Ooh, I'd make some enemies doing this.
39:26Which household has a member who says cats are pointless, boring, miserable, moody and shit?
39:33Oh, my God, a cat hater. Who's a cat hater?
39:36That'll be me. We're not even on it, but that can be them alone.
39:39Who thinks cats are awful?
39:41Er, they're just a bit shit, aren't they?
39:44How can you hate cats? And why would you want to admit that on telly?
39:48Does he not know what people who love cats are capable of?
39:51Crazy cat people.
39:52Exactly.
39:52The average UK household does how many loads of washing a year?
39:59A year.
40:00Ooh, average. Right, so three, two a week, I would think.
40:0520,000, I reckon.
40:07An average house?
40:09Yeah, laundry.
40:11I don't know, think of a household family, let's give that family.
40:14Nine a week.
40:15Nine a week?
40:16What would you say?
40:17It could be two a day, you'd do three a day.
40:18Well, they have to.
40:20Let's see what the options are.
40:21What is 20,000 divided by 365?
40:27That's 54 washes a day.
40:30I hadn't thought that, I was just saying it's going to be a lot.
40:33The actual answer is 270 loads per year.
40:43I only wash my clothes once a week.
40:44Yeah, you're on your own, isn't it?
40:47Yeah.
40:50In Blackpool.
40:51Do you know what?
40:52I love my lad and dad days with Jimmy.
40:55Oh!
40:55He's so cool.
40:56Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
40:59Had to put him in Eva's car seat today, his knees were around his ears.
41:03This page had taken his long.
41:06Texts page going, what the fuck are you doing driving off with it?
41:09Texts me 45 minutes like, oh, sorry, I completely forgot about this.
41:14He's in Eva's car, folding up like a bad pretzel.
41:18He's like, like on a Ryanair flag.
41:20On Monday night, Channel 4 took us back to seduction school with the return of this.
41:27That was very funny.
41:29I mean, what do you think life would be like without sex now?
41:32I can tell you.
41:36In a world saturated with sex, more young adults than ever are caught in an intimacy epidemic.
41:43You know why this is, don't you?
41:45Screens, social media.
41:46No one can talk to anyone now.
41:48The thought of having sex with someone scares me.
41:51It gives me the ick.
41:52I don't feel confident.
41:53See, people shouldn't be saying these words about sex.
41:56Sex is great.
41:57Oh, what a shame.
41:58Wait till you try it, you'll love it.
42:02All I think about is what I'm going to get wrong.
42:05Can you point to the outer labia?
42:07Oh, no, Mary.
42:08This is horrible.
42:10Whoa, fuck me.
42:12One expecting that straight off the bat.
42:14Now I'm interested.
42:21It's quite easy to lose your virginity, as you and I both know.
42:25Well, yes.
42:25Yes, true, true.
42:27I mean, this is licensed perving.
42:30This is a charter for perverts to watch pornography, pretending it's to do with health.
42:36This phase is all about shame.
42:40Shame.
42:40Brilliant.
42:42Have you ever felt shame?
42:43No.
42:44First, Celeste and Danielle will perform an intimate demonstration.
42:49How intimate?
42:50Please, no.
42:51Designed to reveal the group's level of awkwardness and shame.
42:54That's shame.
42:55It's revulsion.
42:56It's revulsion, you horrible elderly perverts.
42:59Wanting to flash in front of the children.
43:03So, this demo is called Pillow Talk.
43:08There's a bed.
43:09They've wailed in a bed.
43:11This is like at school when they're wailing a telly.
43:13Yeah.
43:13This is going to get tasty.
43:17My God, your eyes are so beautiful.
43:20Nah.
43:20What kind of Pillow Talk is this?
43:22What's it called before you went?
43:24Foreplay.
43:25Foreplay, but...
43:26What's it called?
43:29It's been sexy.
43:32Is anybody watching?
43:34They're all looking at the floor.
43:35I feel like one of them right now.
43:37None of them know where to look.
43:39The way you hold yourself turns me on so much.
43:42Oh, it's quite weird, actually, isn't it?
43:44This doesn't happen in real life.
43:46No, if I said to Paige, right, the way you hold yourself turns me on.
43:50You would laugh in my dish.
44:03Have you learnt something, Jake?
44:05No.
44:06This is why we're watching this show together.
44:07Just fuck off.
44:10Any feelings watching it?
44:12I don't think any of them did watch it.
44:14No.
44:19Nobody says anything.
44:21Quiet, awkward, the silence speaks volumes.
44:25They all feel horrendous.
44:27I think, like, the idea of watching this and then being asked to, like, do that,
44:32that's, like, sinful.
44:34Sinful?
44:36Maybe she's religious.
44:37You see, she's probably of an upbringing where they said,
44:40don't be doing that.
44:41Growing up as a Christian, you kind of feel you should be one way.
44:44Ah, makes sense.
44:46I have to be kind, I have to be soft.
44:49But I have a sexual side to myself.
44:52That's complicated, isn't it?
44:54It is.
44:55You see, I understand a religious stance on this.
44:58Yeah, if you've been brought up to one thing and then you're feeling another,
45:01you're thinking, well, hang on a minute, what's right?
45:03While some get to grips with the exercise...
45:07No, I don't think Joy's really feeling this, isn't it?
45:10Joy, she's checked out.
45:11Yeah.
45:16Oh, she's crying.
45:17Oh, God.
45:18Don't cry.
45:19Oh, look, she's getting...
45:20Oh, look, she's getting...
45:21It's awful for a man.
45:24You can ask her and bleed if you want.
45:26Are you all right?
45:27Yeah.
45:28Oh, sweet.
45:29See, I would say that is more intimate than them just pretending to, like, enjoy touching each other.
45:33That's a different kind of intimacy, though.
45:35Emotional intimacy.
45:37It all counts, darling.
45:37To come on the island day one and be expected to have some kind of erotic energy is a really
45:42hard thing for me.
45:43It's all forbidden for her, isn't it?
45:45Yeah.
45:45I think it's a big ask, isn't it?
45:48Like, come and get sexy, day one.
45:50You've just arrived.
45:51Let's touch each other.
45:52It's a big, big ask.
45:53That's a very big ask.
45:54Bobby has recently done sex education at school and has now discovered that you don't actually
46:02ingest a seed, swallow water, and then have a baby in your belly.
46:06And he was still going on to me.
46:08He was, like, quizzing me on the theory.
46:10And I was like, Bobby, I know you know.
46:14And he was like, know what?
46:17Well, I bought him that book about puberty for boys at Christmas, didn't I?
46:20Oh, and I told him to turn straight to page 26.
46:24So he definitely knows.
46:30An education in how to find your inner confidence in love and life.
46:34Stream the latest of New Virgin Island now ahead of fresh flirtations Monday 9pm.
46:38Your bank holiday weekend gets unplugged with KSI, Sir Lenny Henry, Peter Capaldi,
46:43and Kush Jumbo from 5 past 11 tonight as TFI Friday lets loose with the Eurythmic Rhythms.
46:48Love to drive your barking mads here next in a good way.
46:51First dates.
46:54Bye.
46:55Bye.
46:56You
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