📺 Gogglebox (2013) - Season 27 Episode 10
Grab the popcorn and join the UK's favorite couch critics! In Season 27, Episode 10, the Gogglebox families and friends share their unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt reactions to the week's biggest TV moments. From reality drama to breaking news, no topic is off-limits when the cameras roll in the living room.
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• [E10 Hook: "The cast reacts to [show/event] with iconic one-liners & unforgettable laughs"]
• [E11 Hook: "Emotional moments, spicy takes & that group chat energy we all love"]
• Genuine banter, generational perspectives & the charm that makes Gogglebox timeless
• Bonus: Behind-the-scenes moments & cast favorites you won't see on broadcast
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Reality / Reaction Show / Documentary-Style Entertainment
• Original Network: Channel 4 (UK) / International Syndication
• Season: 27 | Episode: [X]
• Language: English (Original Audio)
• Runtime: ~60 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~8-12 min
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Grab the popcorn and join the UK's favorite couch critics! In Season 27, Episode 10, the Gogglebox families and friends share their unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt reactions to the week's biggest TV moments. From reality drama to breaking news, no topic is off-limits when the cameras roll in the living room.
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• [E10 Hook: "The cast reacts to [show/event] with iconic one-liners & unforgettable laughs"]
• [E11 Hook: "Emotional moments, spicy takes & that group chat energy we all love"]
• Genuine banter, generational perspectives & the charm that makes Gogglebox timeless
• Bonus: Behind-the-scenes moments & cast favorites you won't see on broadcast
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Reality / Reaction Show / Documentary-Style Entertainment
• Original Network: Channel 4 (UK) / International Syndication
• Season: 27 | Episode: [X]
• Language: English (Original Audio)
• Runtime: ~60 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~8-12 min
🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to Gogglebox podcasts & recaps on Spotify & Apple Podcasts.
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Which Gogglebox household is your favorite?" Turn on notifications 🔔 so you never miss Episode [X+1]!
#Gogglebox #GoggleboxS27 #UKRealityTV #ReactionShow #Channel4 #TVReactions #RealityComedy #S27E[X] #BingeWatch #LivingRoomTV
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "Gogglebox" belong to Channel 4 and Studio Lambert. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
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00:00I think there's a bit of a stare-off happening there, so to me, you just stare at Tilly and
00:03see what happens.
00:04Don't say a word, though. Ready?
00:26Tilly and see what happens.
00:31Oh, Barcelona.
00:35No, I don't like that this guy's trying to tell me how to eat my dinner.
00:39A what?
00:39What fetish?
00:41I had no idea that was a thing.
00:42Remove my britches.
00:44Expose your loins.
00:45I like that.
00:46Oh!
00:48Oh, Ronnie.
00:50This is weird.
00:51Jeez, he's immersed in me.
00:52This is why I don't date.
00:54That is Dyson with the devil.
00:56Oh, no.
00:57He suffers for his art, doesn't he?
00:59A Bentley Continental!
01:01I think I'd rather call it a day, Natalie, wouldn't you?
01:04Who's been arrested now, and for what?
01:08In the week we were battered by Storm Dave, and busting the hottest day of the year, we enjoyed lots
01:15of great telling.
01:17Sugar's shortlist were feeling the pressure on BBC One.
01:21No, I wrote this, so I was having a conversation with the AI to help it improve my work and
01:25my ideas, and I have all of the logs.
01:27Just last week I was doing reviews for my stuff, and my other manager goes, why is it taking me
01:32so long? Why don't you just use AI? I used AI. Just do that. And I said, sorry. No. No.
01:38Because my reports will not be written by some little AI.
01:42You're his best friend today. Shut up. I used it for advice not to write my work for me.
01:48David Attenborough was poking around closer to home.
01:51From the wilds of Scotland, to a metropolitan oasis.
01:58Metropolitan oasis, aka London Rack Garden.
02:01Yes.
02:02Or as people like to call it, yard.
02:04Yeah. Or as one of our relatives called it, a knife-wielding metropolis.
02:10And NASA's big rocket took us further than we've ever been before.
02:15It will take about four days to get to the moon. Then they'll fly around its far side, the side
02:20we never see from Earth.
02:21Oh, I can think of so many better things I could do in a week. I could get the blinds
02:26cleaned. I could do a nice spring clear out. I could do all sorts in a week. I'd just class
02:31that as waste of time, mate.
02:32It's such a waste of time.
02:33To go and look at the stupid, silly, fat moon.
02:44In Blackpool.
02:45It's that time.
02:46Oh, God.
02:48My Easter egg smash. My annual smash.
02:52Chuck it here there. What are you going to do?
02:54Well, I've been thinking, what's the hardest bit of my body?
02:59Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
03:02So, I'm thinking, if you hold it there like that...
03:05Right.
03:05Right.
03:06..and I'm gonna, I'm gonna go like that...
03:10Right.
03:11..straight down.
03:12Right.
03:12But...
03:14I'll do it precisely so that it doesn't hit your fingers.
03:17Right.
03:19Honestly, I've tried this for Paige. It was easy.
03:22You ready?
03:25Three...
03:26Two...
03:27One!
03:27Oh, shit!
03:29Idiot!
03:30Oh!
03:33On Thursday night, more city slickers were feeling the strain on the BBC.
03:38Shay, could you have the Alan Sugar as a boss?
03:40We've already got you as a boss. You're just as bad, Andre.
03:42Me?
03:43Yeah, you are.
03:44I think, yeah, I have fired you quite a few times, Shay.
03:46Mm, and I keep coming back.
03:48When I was a child, I actually wanted to be a baker.
03:51And that's what I am now, so my dream actually came true.
03:55And I've never had a dream.
03:59I'll just let life jerk me where it wants to.
04:03HA HA!
04:05HA!
04:06HA HA!
04:08You're fired.
04:11I love this week. This is the best weekly.
04:13Interview week.
04:15Sometimes, you know, I don't even show up for the interviews.
04:17I just...
04:18No, honestly, I don't show up for them.
04:21In the programme, PR man Lawrence was facing the hot seat.
04:26Pleasure to meet you.
04:28Oh, straight in with Claude.
04:30Claude, he's not even looked up at him. Claude's brutal.
04:33So, obviously, it'll come as no surprise to you that I've read your business plan.
04:37Yes.
04:38And I get a bit of a shock, really.
04:40Oh, no.
04:40You are asking for a funding requirement, which is 5.5 million.
04:46What?
04:495.5 million.
04:51Really?
04:51You're not on Dragon's Den.
04:52HA HA!
04:55Before we even start, you've excluded yourself from this whole process.
04:59It's not funny.
05:00I'm not laughing.
05:00It's very serious. You are laughing.
05:02That would be mean.
05:02It's not funny.
05:03I'd be like...
05:04I laugh when I'm nervous, innit?
05:07I wouldn't smoke it, God.
05:08OK, show me where you've got a profit and loss account,
05:11which shows £250,000 start.
05:15Show me. First of all, I can't see a profit and loss account anywhere.
05:18There.
05:18Let's have a look.
05:19There's the financial model.
05:20Are you joking?
05:21Are you joking? You want me to look at that?
05:22I understand.
05:23Ooh, he's getting cross!
05:24Ah!
05:25He didn't even print it properly!
05:27Oh, my God, where's the ink?
05:29The investment is £250,000.
05:30I don't know how we get past that, to be honest with you.
05:32I mean, you want to argue with Lord Sugar, you can.
05:34OK.
05:35OK.
05:36I'll do that.
05:36Oh, OK.
05:37Oh, that didn't go well.
05:39It didn't go well at all, Lawrence.
05:40No.
05:41It's lovely to get a handshake.
05:44Aha!
05:44This might go a bit better.
05:46Oh, it's Claudine.
05:47God, there's Claudine, Claudine.
05:49This lady's name is Claudine.
05:51No.
05:52I was convinced she was just Claudine with a wig.
05:54Yeah.
05:55That'd have been wicked.
05:57It might be.
05:58I've looked at your business plan and no way does it say £250,000.
06:03Yeah.
06:04Get out!
06:06The business plan is 75 pages long, full of jargons and acronyms.
06:1275 pages long?
06:14That's crazy.
06:15Who's reading 75 pages?
06:17I've read shorter novels, Steve.
06:19Did you actually write this or was this written by AI?
06:23Oh, no.
06:24No.
06:25Which is also called Claud.
06:29No, I wrote this so I was having a conversation with the AI to help it improve my work and
06:33my
06:33ideas and I have all of the logs.
06:35Oh, God.
06:36Oh, you map it.
06:38I mean, PR mainly, it's about who you know at various publications and media.
06:43Mm.
06:43So, do you have contacts at like the Financial Times yourself?
06:46Of course.
06:47Yeah, of course.
06:47Yeah, so who's your most senior contact at the FT?
06:50At the FT?
06:51Oh, go on.
06:52Tell them.
06:53I'm just trying to think through the FT.
06:55I do know people.
06:57Uh-oh.
06:57Who's trying to think?
06:58Your reception's quite nice today.
07:01It's Dave.
07:02I bumped into Dave once in the lobby.
07:04To exit the canteen.
07:06Margaret.
07:07She gives me a real good advice.
07:09I'm trying to remember that name.
07:10Um, Laura, um...
07:12You know Laura.
07:13She's got two legs.
07:14Yeah.
07:15I think you're good and you've absolutely made my day.
07:17Two-leg Laura.
07:18Two-leg Laura.
07:18You know Laura.
07:19Two-leg Laura.
07:21On your business plan, the 250,000 that Lord Sugar's going to give you, it's going
07:26to be immediately consumed.
07:28Linda's going to rip him apart now.
07:30Oh, she looks the most brutal out the lot.
07:32Yeah.
07:33It's the fringe.
07:34With them diamond earrings.
07:36Do you think he's going to be happy with that?
07:38That the 250,000's just immediately gone?
07:40Would Lord Sugar rather have 50% of a business worth 250,000, or 5% of a business worth
07:4550
07:46million?
07:46This isn't about his ego.
07:48Oh, he's having a go at air, isn't he?
07:50I like it.
07:51Lawrence is out the traps.
07:52Well, I think it's about yours if you think this business is going to be worth 50 million.
07:56No!
07:58Linda!
07:59Linda's going to put final Maryland coffin here.
08:01So, let's talk about the timeframe.
08:03Yes.
08:03Because all these AI features can take a considerable amount of time to develop.
08:08What if they don't work?
08:09Oh, Linda being a smart-ass.
08:11What if they don't work?
08:13I was going to answer this one now, eh?
08:15I mean, what if I walk out of here and I get hit by the car?
08:18Look, don't...
08:19You know...
08:19Oh, no, you don't say that.
08:21No.
08:22Oh, he's being a smart-ass.
08:23That is not the way to get somebody outside.
08:25No.
08:26Look, I am interviewing you for £250,000.
08:29Do not give me cocky answers.
08:32Oh!
08:33Oh, dear!
08:34Lawrence, shut up!
08:36I apologise.
08:37Yes, thank you.
08:38Lawrence.
08:39He's gone into child mode now.
08:41Yes, Linda.
08:42Sorry, Nan.
08:43Sorry, Linda.
08:43I believe that there's...
08:45The interview is over.
08:46Thank you very much.
08:47I really appreciate the time, so thank you very much.
08:51Linda has absolutely ate him up there and spat him out.
08:55This is why you don't lie on your CV, Marnie.
08:58Don't be writing your friends as your references.
09:02I always do that.
09:03I know you do.
09:04I've seen you do it.
09:05Someone put me down for a reference before and never told me,
09:08so when I got the phone call and they were like,
09:10hi, yeah, this person put you down as a reference,
09:12I said, what?
09:14Not me.
09:15Yeah, couldn't be.
09:16I mean...
09:16They obviously didn't get the drunk under me,
09:19but that took them a lesson.
09:20Don't lie.
09:21And if you're gonna lie, put...
09:23Add me and part the lie.
09:27In Leeds...
09:28Margaret came round to mine yesterday
09:30and she rang me up, said, was I going out with the dogs?
09:32I said, no, we've already been.
09:34I said, but I'm doing me dinner
09:35and it'll probably be ready in about an hour.
09:37She went, right, well, I'll whip back park for a walk,
09:40then I'll come to yours.
09:41Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
09:43Next thing, Bobby's having to sit on sofa
09:45and watch telly eating his dinner.
09:46Margaret's tucking into a full roast dinner.
09:48Well, he wouldn't have been complaining about that,
09:50will he?
09:51Well, exactly, he won't.
09:51He loves a TV dinner, does Bobby?
09:53Loves a TV dinner, but I thought, bloody hell,
09:56she knew what she were doing
09:57coming round to my house for dish-up time, didn't she?
10:00She's always just in right place at right time,
10:02isn't she, Margaret, for her dinner?
10:03You could smell that roast chicken from over at Road.
10:07On Wednesday night, everyone's favourite outspoken interviewers
10:11were back on ITV1.
10:13Oh, Lee!
10:15Ha-ha!
10:15One of me favourites!
10:17Oh, I love this.
10:18Oh, I love this.
10:19Yeah, they've cracked something with the assembly, haven't they?
10:22It's almost a fresh way of looking at people
10:25that we think we know a lot about.
10:32Oh, Stephen Fry!
10:34Oh, my God!
10:35Oh, this is going to be fun.
10:36Oh, he's famous for being an atheist as well, isn't he?
10:39I've seen him speak about a lot on some sort.
10:41Is he?
10:42Your Uncle Dave's an atheist.
10:44I heard you went to Buckingham Palace
10:46and do drugs, sneaking drugs and cocaine.
10:51Whoa!
10:52Ha-ha-ha!
10:53He said he sat down 20 seconds ago.
10:58The programme's not even started yet.
11:00They're just settling in.
11:02Caroline's like, are you on drugs now?
11:03It's a pleasure to watch
11:05because they ask the questions we want to ask, isn't it?
11:08Exactly.
11:08That's the joy of it.
11:10It's absolute joy.
11:11We are delighted to have you today.
11:14Our rules are no subject is out of bounds.
11:17We've gathered that.
11:18My first question is...
11:20He's looking a bit nervous.
11:22Yeah.
11:22I think it is because he's already been hit
11:24with the coke in Buckingham Palace question.
11:26Can you help me meet my idol and icon and legend,
11:32the amazing human being, the Queen of Pop,
11:35Dame Celine Marie Claudette Dion?
11:38Oh, yes!
11:41Yes!
11:42Yes!
11:42Yes!
11:43Well, Tristan will be right beside you then, mate.
11:47I wish I could help you there.
11:49I'm afraid I don't know Celine Dion.
11:52Oh, what a disappointment.
11:53Oh.
11:54I think I was once in the same room as her, but I didn't speak to her.
11:58Oh.
11:59How could you be in the same room and not speak to Celine Dion?
12:03He decided to let her have a little bit of personal space, love.
12:06No!
12:08I'm London.
12:09That means I'm gay.
12:11I pride LGBT.
12:12What is your advice on finding a husband, question mark?
12:16He's got a younger man, hasn't he?
12:17He's half his bloody age.
12:19Well, I mean, it's a different world now because so many spouses are found online.
12:26Yeah.
12:26Yeah, see?
12:27That's how we met, isn't it?
12:29Yeah, online.
12:30My last question, final question is, are you a top or a bottom?
12:36What's that mean?
12:38What's a top or a bottom?
12:39Oh, Jenny, shut up.
12:41I don't know what, is it?
12:43A top or a bottom?
12:44Are you a top or a bottom?
12:45She...
12:50Oh, Jesus, is he going to answer that?
12:53Wow.
12:54That is as direct as it gets.
12:57Come on, Stephen, I want to know the answer.
12:59So do I.
13:00I want to know the question.
13:02I'm going to leave that a mystery for people to guess.
13:05Oh!
13:08Boring!
13:09There is V in the middle, of course, versatile, is there not?
13:12Bit of both, I like that.
13:14He has his curry with chips and rice.
13:16He's half and half.
13:17Hey, every day's a school day, George.
13:19Wicked.
13:19I think you'd be a bottom, George.
13:23What would I be?
13:24Top.
13:28Nicola will be next.
13:31Hello, Stephen.
13:33Hello, Nicola.
13:33I mean, where'd you go from there?
13:36Where?
13:37What order do you wash your body parts?
13:42We've got Stephen Fry here to ask him questions.
13:44I see he wants to know what he washes first.
13:47So I think you're downstairs and then upstairs.
13:50What?
13:50Downstairs then upstairs?
13:52You don't wipe your hands and wash your face, Stephen.
13:55Oh, that's a weird orderly, innit?
13:58I always worked top to bottom.
14:00They had all the same without cleaning the house.
14:02Always worked from top to bottom.
14:04How much have you spent on cocaine?
14:08How much have you spent on cocaine?
14:10I probably wasted thousands.
14:14Where'd he get the cocaine from? Where?
14:16What's his dealer?
14:17Have you got his phone number?
14:18You get a dealer.
14:19A dealer?
14:20A dealer, yeah.
14:21Wow.
14:21Where'd he get the dealer from?
14:23Where?
14:25Oh, look at them!
14:27They're all on him!
14:28Have you got any contacts for Celine Dion and a drug dealer
14:31that can get us cocaine?
14:33This sounds like a brilliant night that's about to unfold.
14:36Well, you've been drinking on crack cocaine
14:39and beating it up your nose.
14:40Yeah, up your nose.
14:41Yeah, not crack cocaine.
14:42That's your smoke, I think.
14:43I've never had that.
14:44He's on crack now.
14:46He's a crack addict.
14:47Crack cocaine and cocaine is a different thing, right?
14:50Isn't it, Sarah?
14:51What are you asking me for?
14:52I don't know!
14:55I'll just have to find out what the top and bottom is.
14:58I thought it was cheats.
15:00That's the only top and bottom I know.
15:02Cheats.
15:03Yeah, we'll go with that.
15:04Yeah.
15:05I wonder what Ray's.
15:07He's never mentioned it.
15:18I'm sorry.
15:19You know, my chest infections and throat and stuff.
15:23Yes.
15:23I have got something's happened and I've kind of, I've looked it up.
15:28I've checked GPT and they call it dog jaw.
15:30Simon and his sister Jane.
15:33You feel that.
15:35Oh, for God's sake!
15:38You absolute arse!
15:40Simon!
15:41It's all the crazy I'm going to say she was saying.
15:43You really scared me!
15:45On Sunday night, we got to see some nature that was close to home on BBC One.
15:51I found one toad, Mary, which was, um, which I was going to show to the sewage emptying
15:59man.
15:59And when I lifted the pot up, I said, I want to introduce you to the toad.
16:03This is the cottage toad.
16:05And he said, oh no, he must have escaped.
16:08He said, probably to Westminster where he belongs.
16:11That was funny of him.
16:13And sharp, wasn't it?
16:14Sharp Wiltshire wit.
16:15Across the British Isles, there are magical places.
16:19Our pride and joy.
16:21Our gardens.
16:23Oh, I don't know about that.
16:24Fucking the gardens round here.
16:25There's mattresses in them.
16:26The fucking beds.
16:27There's all sorts.
16:33I am obsessed with David Attenborough, full stop.
16:37But David Attenborough, in the UK, in gardens, just slaps.
16:43I mean, your secret garden, Jenny, is your bedroom.
16:46You're growing some eyes, innit?
16:48Yeah, I am.
16:49A mill house has been standing here since the Doomsday Book.
16:54I mean, that's not your average back garden, though, is it?
16:57No.
16:57Sarah and Henry are the latest in a long line of owners.
17:03Do you know what?
17:03It really warms the cockles of my heart
17:05that two boomers have got a load of lovely wildlife
17:09living in the back garden of their weekend boathole.
17:14Henry and Sarah have an affectionate name
17:17for one regular visitor.
17:19Oh, they've got ducks.
17:22Doris.
17:22Doris.
17:23Doris the duck.
17:25One of my chickens is called Doris.
17:26She needs a place to nest.
17:29Oh, she wants a house now straight away, don't she?
17:31Now, I'd be interested to see the sort of places they nest.
17:37Oh, they've got a danger, Mary.
17:39Oh, what is that?
17:40Is that a crocodile?
17:42Oh, sorry.
17:44In a garden?
17:45Oh, yeah, sorry.
17:46Not easy to find in this garden.
17:51Oh, otter.
17:52Otters are shits, aren't they?
17:54Oh, my days.
17:55I'm going to cry.
17:57Oh, my God, I love otters.
17:58Why are you so emotional?
18:01As the days get longer,
18:04the otter's diet shifts to larger, plumper prey.
18:09Oh, no.
18:11Please tell me the otter's not going to eat a duck.
18:13Mallards usually nest on the ground.
18:19But here, Doris has a safer choice.
18:24What are you going to do, Doris?
18:27On a tree?
18:29Yes, Doris.
18:29That is so smart.
18:31Let's go.
18:35Nine new lives begin to appear.
18:39Oh, are they sweet?
18:41Lee, look.
18:42Oh, at the bonnie.
18:44The mother must lead her flightless babies down from the nest.
18:49How's she going to do that?
18:50Imagine trying to get nine kids out of house.
18:53I'd just never go anywhere.
18:59Right, come on.
19:00This is what you've got to do.
19:02Just jump.
19:07Oh, he's doing.
19:08He's going.
19:08There's the first one.
19:09Oh, that's a brave one.
19:10That wouldn't be you, Shay.
19:12No.
19:12That would not be you.
19:13I would be the last one.
19:15Their downy feathers cushion their fall.
19:20Ooh.
19:21Straight on the floor.
19:22Fucking hell.
19:29Oh, blimey, Simon.
19:33It's like watching Mission Impossible with ducks.
19:38They're now six weeks old.
19:41Bloody hell, they're shot up, aren't they?
19:45Oh, here we go.
19:47Oh, that's it.
19:47Bloody otter.
19:48Oh, please, Doris.
19:50Spoiler story.
19:51Doris, it's Easter.
19:52She's leading her family into harm's way.
19:57Oh, no, no, no, Doris, Doris.
20:00Please don't.
20:01Might as well cover herself in spring onions now.
20:05No, he said.
20:09Oh, here he comes, and he's a slimy bastard, isn't he?
20:15So Doris puts her own life on the line.
20:19You see, that's what a mother does.
20:20Mm-hm.
20:21Protect all her babies.
20:23Yeah.
20:23She's putting herself on the line...
20:25Oh, right.
20:26...for the kids.
20:27Ah, well, she should...
20:28You would have just taken flight.
20:31Acting as a decoy.
20:34Oh!
20:36Oh, my God.
20:37It's a risky game.
20:44Oh!
20:45Oh!
20:46Oh!
20:51Oh!
20:52Oh!
20:53Oh!
20:53Oh!
20:53Oh, there we are.
20:54Oh, there we are.
20:54She's too quick for him.
20:57Remarkably, it works.
20:59Yes!
21:03Ha!
21:04She's a clever bird.
21:06Outsmarted by a duck.
21:07I was going to have duck for Chinese tonight.
21:09I don't think I can eat it.
21:10No, don't eat it.
21:11No, it'll put you off.
21:12It'll put me off.
21:13Have an otter sandwich.
21:16Have otter and chips.
21:21Indoor room.
21:22So, I've had the same dentist since I was born, literally,
21:24and I still go now and I'm still petrified of the dentist.
21:28He was like, right, Abby, we're going to do a scale and polish.
21:31I was like, mmm.
21:32I don't like how cold that feels.
21:34Is that mandatory?
21:35Best friends, Abby and Georgia.
21:38But the whole process was awful.
21:40Have you had one before?
21:42Yeah.
21:42I didn't mind it.
21:43To be honest, I just had a tooth out, so I wasn't really that bothered.
21:47You had a tooth out then, the scale and polish?
21:49Yes.
21:49No, you didn't.
21:50Yes, I fucking did.
21:52Well, you wouldn't have felt it then, because your mouth would have been numb.
21:55I didn't.
21:55I had a scale and polish with no numbing.
21:57It was just...
21:58I don't think you need to be numbed for scale and polish.
22:01It's not really a procedure.
22:03It is.
22:04It's just a scale and a polish.
22:05It's just a...
22:07No, it's...
22:12What do you need numbing for that for?
22:14On Saturday night, it was more of the same on ITV.
22:17Do you know what I like about Britain's Got Talent?
22:19What?
22:20It's probably how they felt in the olden days.
22:22You know, like going to the theatre on a Saturday night.
22:24Yeah.
22:25Yeah.
22:25It does feel very much like we are in the theatre hall.
22:27Yeah.
22:28Might have a chalk house in the ad right.
22:29Well, have you got some in?
22:30No.
22:31It's good I'm out of hospital in time for Britain's Got Talent.
22:36Oh, Sean, I forgot to tell you, you've got to get well soon.
22:38Shit card from the kebab shop.
22:46Hang on, what have we got here?
22:48What's your name?
22:49My name is Alessandro.
22:51Alessandro.
22:51Alessandro.
22:52Alessandro.
22:53I am Pedro.
22:55Everybody calls me Asco.
22:57I'm from Italy.
22:58Fantastic.
23:00You get a big clap for coming from Italy.
23:02Yeah.
23:03Well, it's nice, isn't it?
23:04I will show you something that I'm sure you've never seen before.
23:07Really?
23:08Oh, I don't say that.
23:09Heard that line before.
23:11I'm from an Italian.
23:13Yeah.
23:14There's a lot of them.
23:15He's brought his own orchestra, this guy.
23:17Oh, everyone.
23:22Isn't that lovely?
23:25So far, so good?
23:27Oh, I love it.
23:29Already.
23:29Hmm.
23:30It's a bit boring, isn't it?
23:32Worth.
23:36Is it Mozart's Requiem?
23:38I know this music.
23:39Ah.
23:40It's from an advert.
23:43Ooh.
23:45Ooh, I'm getting ghost pimples.
23:47It's not British Airways, is it?
23:49No.
23:54I'm liking it.
23:56Oh, it's very good.
23:57It's very powerful.
23:58It's very moving.
24:01This reminds me of Harry Potter.
24:04I don't know if it's because he's got a wand.
24:06I'm not sure.
24:08Oh, my God.
24:09It's going down.
24:10He's saying, better shush you now.
24:14Now what's he going to do?
24:15He's going to do something now.
24:16Well, I was enjoying it up until now.
24:21Oh, no.
24:22Come on.
24:23Now we're talking.
24:25What?
24:25Leave me.
24:26My fridge makes that noise on a night.
24:28That's how I lit used to do it.
24:30Why does that happen?
24:31We're ready.
24:32Are you ready?
24:35No.
24:36I'm not ready.
24:38We're ready.
24:39We're ready.
24:40We're ready.
24:41Let's go.
24:44What a score.
24:46I'm ready.
24:48Bum, bum, bum.
24:53What is going on?
24:54This is insane.
25:00Oh, here we go.
25:02Now we're thrilling.
25:03Here we go.
25:08Oh, yes, Alex Sanchez.
25:09Come on, Charles.
25:18There we go.
25:19Got our heart pump on there.
25:21Oh, you'll be caught in.
25:22Here we go.
25:23Look at Cheryl.
25:29He wants us up in there.
25:30Come on.
25:35Is that feeling it, Sean?
25:37Ah, yeah.
25:38Yeah, I'm feeling it so
25:45Another old grinning and yelling approval in a savage way
25:55Lick shot garden buzzer. Come on. That was incredible. I think that was confusing so joy that will go down
26:03well in Ibiza
26:04We're right in Ibiza. Oh, yeah. When were you last in Ibiza?
26:09Home party, Ibiza, me and George
26:21In Wiltshire, I just heard a funny tapping noise at the window Mary from which window this noise
26:27Well, and what happened when you looked out? Well, I don't know. I'm wondering. Oh my goodness. It's back Mary
26:33What is? Jeremy Jeremy Cricket
26:35Giles and his wife Mary. Oh, don't be so silly Giles. What?
26:41Oh, don't be so silly
26:43It's a story Mary
26:44That isn't a real thing. It's Jeremy Cricket. It comes back every year. It goes in and out of hibernation
26:50It's gone back into hibernation now, obviously
26:54I don't want to disturb it
26:56What does I can tell that's not a living thing? Look the dog thinks it's living
27:01Look it's the first time he's ever shown any sort of animation, Mary
27:05What is it? What is it? What's this creature?
27:10I can tell it's some plastic replica of a cricket
27:13April Fool
27:14On Tuesday night, the celebs were settling into their new camp on ITV
27:20This is the celebrity I'm a celebrity, isn't it?
27:24There's too many celebrities in there
27:26I'm a celebrity celebrity
27:27Let's just glance at what celebrities are being tortured this time
27:34I'm a celebrity, get me out of it, South Africa
27:38Hello and welcome to South Africa
27:40Where the big news is that two new arrivals are about to make their entrance
27:45Two new arrivals? Oh, it's Gemma
27:48Gemma, here she comes
27:50This is a far cry away from Essex
27:53The GC! Get in!
27:56At least I've bought the glam
27:58There she is, like, full of vigour and figure
28:02Yeah
28:03Yeah
28:03Vigour and figure
28:05Yeah
28:06Having to walk out the jungle has haunted me for years
28:10She wants to come back and almost, like, have a second chance
28:12Yeah
28:13Do it properly this time
28:14Yeah
28:14She's maybe feeling stronger or she's needing the money
28:17Oh, who said that?
28:18Ooh!
28:20This is my chance now
28:22I'm going in this jungle with Gemma Collins, not the GC
28:25What's the difference?
28:26They're literally the same thing, aren't they?
28:28I think the GC's a bit more of a dick
28:30So she's not going to be a diva this time?
28:33She's not going to be the GC
28:34You ain't going to get this candy
28:36They didn't hang about this time
28:38As they cracked on with a classic trial for the new campmates
28:42The trial is called Gut Instinct
28:45Ooh!
28:47Right, I've heard Gut
28:47That straight away I'm thinking fucking shite you're eating
28:50In each round you will both select a number of portions that you think you can eat
28:56Ah, so what are they going to do? They're going to, like, outbid each other
28:59So if you can do two, I'll say I can do three
29:01Oh, no
29:02Neither of you will know how many the other person has on their plate
29:06The divide will then lower and the person with the most has to eat those portions
29:10Oh, no! So it's a blind pick!
29:13I'm a hungry girl so I'll have it all
29:15Whatever it is
29:17Well, you're breastfeeding, you need those extra calories
29:20It's just protein, I'm just seeing everything as protein
29:22So this is...
29:25Brain freeze
29:26What brain freeze?
29:27I can do that, I can do that
29:28Brain?
29:29No!
29:30Oh, like brain ice cream
29:31No!
29:33Which is...
29:34Springbok brain
29:36What's that?
29:37What's a springbok brain?
29:38It sounds made up!
29:40But you should eat brain
29:41We did join the war, yes, my meals took up brain
29:44But didn't cook it like this, it didn't look like that
29:47Springbok brain, let's reveal the meals
29:51One each
29:52I could eat two of that
29:54There we are
29:54Who's going to go for two?
29:57Gemma's going two!
29:59Oh, Gemma's going three!
30:02Yes, Gemma, well done
30:03Right, don't psych me out
30:05Two springbok brains
30:06Come on
30:08Oh, she's gripped in
30:09Oh
30:10Oh my God, she's so brave
30:12Come on
30:13That's it, that's it
30:15That's it
30:15I've got to be disgusting, how many left?
30:17She's doing it
30:19Oh!
30:20Straight in
30:21Oh, imagine the texture right now
30:23A brain
30:24You've done it, you've done it
30:25You've done it, you've done it
30:26You've done it, you've done it
30:27Oh!
30:27Oh!
30:28Oh!
30:28That was not gold
30:30Why was it that colour?
30:32It looked like pink marshmallow
30:33Oh, sorry
30:34I can't
30:35I'm going to be hospitalised
30:37Hospitised?
30:40Best minute that would be me
30:41In her gown, literally
30:43Oh my God
30:44Still anybody's game
30:46There's only two points in it
30:47God, what's this?
30:48Why is it so big?
30:49I know
30:49Like a hygiene
30:50This is
30:53Oh, it's going to be horrible shots
30:56Bloody Murray shots
30:58Bloody Murray
30:59Okay
31:00Which is blended
31:01Bull's heart
31:02And Bull's blood
31:04Oh my God
31:06Gemma can do a fair few shots of this, I'm sure
31:09You can imagine them as a Bloody Mary, I guess
31:12With a bit of celery salt and a bit of vodka
31:14You might get away with it, but
31:15Let's reveal the meals
31:18You've both gone for
31:21Ten portions
31:22Oh
31:24Oh
31:24Oh, man
31:25That is a lot
31:27I'm going to bang the old tray
31:29Oh
31:29Fucking hell
31:31Oh, Gemma
31:31She's after redemption, Ellie
31:33This is what she's going for
31:3530?
31:36I'll go 30 as well then
31:39Oh
31:40No
31:41Oh, he's doing it too
31:43This is like a standoff
31:46So
31:47So
31:47If you're both going for the full tray
31:50It's a straight race
31:52This is the best thing ever
31:54It's a race
31:56You both ready?
31:57I'm doing my best to get you bloody food
31:59Come on, let's do this
32:00Okay
32:00Come on, Gemma
32:01Doing my bliss to get you bloody food
32:03Okay
32:04Three
32:06Two
32:08One
32:09Go
32:11Oh
32:12Oh
32:12No
32:13They can't do that
32:15That's evil
32:16Oh
32:17Oh
32:17You cheeky buggers
32:19Crying out loud
32:20That was defo and you, Gemma Collins
32:22She's refurbished
32:25We all refurbish as we get older
32:28She's defo done that because I've never seen that side of Gemma
32:31I've refurbished from 11 years ago too
32:34What do you mean?
32:37What have you done like?
32:40Refurbished
32:40To what?
32:42To a new abbey?
32:46In Bristol
32:47Brothers, I've been playing this game all weekend
32:50The aim of the game is basically you've got to push your drink through this mat
32:55Brothers Tremaine, Twain and Tristan
32:58So what? Is there any other rules?
33:00No, there's no rules
33:02I got you
33:03You've just got to not break the mat
33:04Like what people have done
33:05I got it as well
33:06I got it as well
33:07Go on, let me see
33:08You've got it, you've got it
33:08Yeah, I got it
33:09Go on
33:10Yeah
33:12No, no, no
33:13You've got to push your drink through the mat
33:17That's not pushing, that's drinking
33:19Do you lot give up?
33:21Yeah
33:21You give up?
33:22Yeah
33:22Bye
33:22Bye
33:23Thanks
33:25Ah
33:31On Sunday, ITV brought us more bleak news from the rest of the world
33:37Stop that
33:38They're really tapping your
33:40Is that a heel?
33:42Yeah
33:43Ankle?
33:43Yeah
33:44Where have you found that?
33:46I don't know if you could find it in the kitchen
33:47Get lost, that's mine
33:51I'm not sharing that with you
33:53Get off it
33:54Good evening
33:54President Trump has issued his most direct, expletive-filled threat to Iran yet
34:00Expletive?
34:01Jesus
34:01He's been let loose with his phone again, aren't he?
34:03Warning they'll be living in hell if they refuse to open the Strait of Hormuz
34:07Oh, your cage is rattled
34:10Play it kill Donald
34:11We're already living in hell with Trump as the US president
34:14Insisting a peace deal is still possible, but so too is an attack on Iran's infrastructure
34:20Which would constitute a war crime
34:22So what he's basically saying is if you don't do what I'm telling you to do
34:26Then I'm gonna fucking blow you to bits
34:28In a nutshell
34:30Not so long ago he was saying to all the people there
34:32Rise up and get against the ruling regime out there
34:35And now he's saying they're gonna make it like hell out there
34:37I mean, you're both making things better for the people out there
34:39In one of the most brazen and offensive posts of his presidency
34:42He wrote
34:43Tuesday will be power plant day
34:45And bridge day
34:47All wrapped up in one in Iran
34:49I'm surprised Donald Trump gets out dunks
34:51He's never off fucking social media
34:53He's like a teenager
34:55There will be nothing like it
34:57Open the expletive straight
34:59Oh
34:59You crazy expletives
35:01I don't think it's fucking
35:03It's fucking
35:04So he's
35:05He's missed the J off
35:06Keeping it street
35:08Keeping it real
35:09Open the
35:11F-ing straight
35:12You crazy
35:13Bees
35:15Mary
35:16Bastards
35:17Yes
35:18Trump's shifting deadlines look increasingly erratic
35:21The Straits of Hormuz has really put Trump on the back foot, hasn't it?
35:25It really has
35:26He just didn't think bigger picture
35:28The trouble is it's a massive miscalculation, this Iranian war, Natty
35:32He thought it could be just like Venezuela
35:34He'd go in there, take over, it'd just be a walk in the park
35:40And it's turned out to be nothing like that because Iran has been planning for this event for 40 years
35:46On March the 21st he said he would hit and obliterate Iran's power plants within 48 hours
35:52That never happened
35:53The only thing that's getting obliterated here is his credibility
35:56Two days later he said the strikes had been postponed after productive conversations
36:02That didn't happen either
36:03That didn't happen either
36:04And just yesterday he said Iran had until Monday before he'd unleash all hell
36:10Now he says strikes will happen on Tuesday
36:13I really mean it this time
36:15Yeah
36:16I know I've said it before but I really mean
36:18Look I'm swearing in my tweets now
36:20He's like seeing your enemy and go
36:22When I see you
36:23Not today
36:24When I see you in five days
36:26Or if I see you next
36:27We're going to be on
36:28Then you see him again
36:29And he's like yo
36:29Nah not today
36:31Nah we'll
36:32We'll delay it
36:33I bet Melania's like in bed next to him
36:35He's fucking
36:36He's putting on treats again
36:37Yeah he's tweeting again
36:39How do you spell fucking
36:50In home
36:51Have you changed that and washing that toilet?
36:54What do you mean?
36:55Because it was a real nice fancy one when I first started using it
36:58Now it's just plain drab
37:01Best friends Jenny and Lee
37:03What are you doing buying cheap stuff and putting it in a fancy bottle?
37:08You are aren't you? I know I can tell
37:10There's no smell on it at all
37:13You're a skimflint
37:15That's what you do
37:16You buy these real nice things and then buy the cheap crap and put it in
37:20I know I can tell
37:22It was real nice when it first started
37:25On Monday night pet lovers were being paired up with pooches on channel 4
37:31You see my favourite thing about Colin is that when everybody else is fed up with me
37:37He's still at the front door wagging his tail happy to see me
37:40He's never fell out with me once
37:42Oh
37:44You alright?
37:44Bless you Tilly
37:49Oh Natty
37:51I'm always in the dog house just lately
37:53I am
37:54I can't do not right for wrong
37:56In the programme we met Jan and her schnauzer cross Teddy who was looking for a pal
38:02Step one
38:04Step two
38:05Good girl
38:06She's counting the steps for the dog
38:07Oh I love the fact that she gives the dog a running commentary about what's going to happen
38:12Come say hello picture face
38:16Where are you going?
38:17She can't see and she's blind
38:18Oh she's blind Ronnie
38:21That's why she was telling her steps there
38:23Yeah
38:23You found yourself a seat Teddy
38:26Very comfortable
38:28And we did come up with one dog
38:30One dog
38:31We've got a match
38:32She's a girl
38:33And she's called Fizz
38:34Fizz Jane
38:35Oh
38:37They're shifting Fizz
38:38Don't say that
38:41Shifting Fizz
38:42So we think that Fizz really needs a big sister
38:45And we think that Teddy will really benefit from having her as a friend
38:48Oh wonderful
38:49It sounds perfect
38:50Oh I hope the match lay
38:52Oh let's hope
38:53Keep your fingers crossed love
38:57Oh you're so brave
38:59Well done
38:59Oh little Fizz with her tail between her legs
39:03She's very worried
39:04Oh
39:06She doesn't want to come through the door
39:08Oh she won't even go in
39:10Come on Fizz you can do it
39:11Wow what a nice doggy
39:14Oh she sees the other dog she might come in
39:17I like it that they don't drag her in Simon
39:19They just do let her come in at her own pace don't they
39:22Yeah it's not forced marriage Jane
39:29Oh well done
39:30Oh hello
39:32Hello
39:33Okay we're in we're in
39:34We're in
39:34We're in
39:35We're in
39:37We're in
39:38Oh
39:38Oh hello
39:40Oh hello
39:41I'm saying hello
39:50Oh
39:51Oh look at her
39:52Oh poor Fizz she just looks so sad
39:55She just finds it a lot bless her
40:01Oh
40:01Oh
40:01Oh
40:02Oh come on
40:02She just needs time
40:03Time
40:03Time
40:04I can't believe that's really upsetting me that
40:06I know isn't it
40:13Oh hang on Fizz come on Fizz
40:15She's looking for Teddy
40:17Oh she's so brave
40:20Oh we are a bit moving over
40:22Here we go
40:23That's it
40:23She's comfortable to approach Teddy now
40:28Oh
40:28Look
40:29Oh
40:30Sniff sniff
40:32Oh that's cute
40:33Oh that's so sweet
40:36I think they clicked you know
40:38I do
40:38Yeah I've seen me now put them together
40:41Off you go have a happy life
40:43Job done Ted
40:45I don't want to see anything go wrong
40:49That's nice
40:52Look Teddy said come on
40:53She's nice
40:55Yeah
40:56That's my mummy come and say hi
41:00Oh hello
41:02Look
41:02She's coming she's coming she's coming
41:03Look look
41:04Come on go on Fizz
41:05Two more steps
41:06Look
41:08Oh
41:09Hello darling
41:11Yes
41:12No way
41:13There you go
41:14Sniff that hand
41:16She's coming to see us Ted
41:18Oh it's like fucking bland
41:19Blanded
41:21Blanded for dogs
41:22Oh no
41:23Oh no
41:23You can't see that
41:28Some time later
41:30Hopefully Fizz has been adopted
41:31And now she's looking like Shirley Bassey
41:33So Teddy and I discussed it
41:36And now we've got a new little girl in our house called Fizz Pop
41:41Yay
41:43And look at her bloody coat
41:45She just needed somebody to tart her up
41:48Haven't we Fizz Pop
41:50Look at her sail wagging
41:52Oh
41:54Oh
41:54What a difference in a dog
41:56Bloody hell
41:57Oh that's really funny
42:01Oh look at her
42:02I couldn't be happier for both of them because they've both found in each other
42:07Something that they truly needed
42:10Their future looks fantastic together
42:12Their future looks fantastic together
42:14Fucking hell
42:15You can over anything you don't you
42:17Oh
42:18That's a happy ending that one
42:19That dog found the norm
42:20That's just like us Jenny
42:21When we first met
42:22We come friends straight away
42:24I don't think so
42:26Ah
42:26Ha
42:27Ha
42:28Ha
42:28Ha
42:29Ha
42:29Ha
42:29Ha
42:36Enough London
42:37I'm gonna make you one of my health drinks Amani
42:39So you can see how serious I am about my health journey this month
42:43Oh my god
42:45Ignore the bits
42:46Sisters Amira and Amani
42:48You know how you keep having digestion problems yeah
42:51This is gonna sort that out for you
42:56No that's disgusting
42:57It's really not that bad
42:58That's disgusting
42:59I could probably drink this whole right now
43:01Drink it then
43:03Bismillah
43:05There's no way you drink this everyday
43:07You're not convincing me
43:08Mm
43:10Yeah I do it everyday
43:11Oh yeah and it's nice yeah
43:13Yeah it's actually really good
43:15On Friday there was something out of this world
43:18On BBC News
43:20Is it look at size of this egg that my chickens laid
43:22Shall we crack it and see if it's a double yorker
43:25God that's a big bugger isn't it
43:26It is can you imagine laying that
43:28It's huge
43:29Please can I have my rabbit I want to bite its head off Mary
43:33Yeah okay you can have it and let's say after the news
43:35Okay
43:36The four astronauts on the Artemis 2 mission are now on their final push towards the moon
43:41Oh yeah
43:43There's a woman in there
43:45Who the hell would want to go on a mission to the moon?
43:47My sister probably would
43:49Yeah I would put her in there defil
43:51Their Orion spacecraft will take them around the far side of the moon and back again
43:56Far side padders so they're going to go round the back
43:59Who is that the far side of the moon?
44:01Is that ELO?
44:02No it's Pink Floyd
44:03Pink Floyd
44:03Dark side of the moon not fast
44:05Oh that's it
44:06That could be your cover band mum
44:08Earlier today the crew activated an engine burn lasting precisely 5 minutes and 55 seconds
44:14It's known as the trans lunar injection
44:16Oh a trans lunar injection
44:19Oh a trans lunar injection
44:20It increased its speed from 17 and a half thousand miles an hour to 24 and a half thousand miles
44:26an hour
44:27Oh that's fast
44:28Bloody hell was mum driving it
44:31So it goes on there first and then around the moon
44:34Is it to pick up momentum?
44:35Oh I swear
44:36Yeah
44:36The craft will move through lunar space over the weekend before reaching the far side of the moon on Monday
44:42I'm all for this like I wanna know what the other side looks like is it better is it worse
44:46And some 4,700 miles past it
44:50This is all to mind blowing
44:52That's like if you get a flight going to somewhere and you stop off at another airport
44:57It don't mean you've been to that place proper
44:59This is the first time since 1972 that humans have travelled outside the Earth's orbit
45:05Really? Since 1972?
45:08Why is that all of this wastage of petrol?
45:10They're talking about global warming
45:12They're making figures of eight in the rocket
45:14The astronauts are due to return to Earth next Friday
45:17They're not gone for long it's like a short holiday innit?
45:19Yeah I mean we'd spend a week in an all inclusive not the fucking moon
45:24Getting used to life in space
45:26Look she's making the most of her time there Mary
45:29I can be an astronaut now
45:31You can be an astronaut now because they've got to have the appendix for them to go into space
45:35For one of them Canadian Jeremy Hansen it's his first time away from the Earth
45:39Oh I thought I would say
45:41First time away from home
45:43Home
45:43Yeah
45:43His mother's in the pack lunch
45:46You be careful Jeremy
45:47I just kept saying to them yesterday like I really like it up here
45:51I wish I could have got here sooner
45:54You literally sandwiched him between the roof and the bags
45:57It looks so comfy
45:59RS-25 engines lit
46:024, 3, 2, 1, booster ignition
46:06And lift off
46:09It's just like Thunderbirds are gold
46:11That's just
46:12It's just very much like that
46:14Don't I feel sick thinking about me being in a rocket right now
46:18I'd pay to see you in a rocket
46:25Ordinary folk take to the stage and show how music can spark connection
46:29And unite us in the most unexpected ways
46:32Brand new Your Song starts Sunday at 9
46:35Up next yoga instructor meets mindfulness coach
46:38And her celeb crush is Paul Meskel
46:41See what you can do Fred
46:42Meet you at the First Hates restaurant in a few minutes for a brand new series
46:467, 3, 3, 2, 1, in the back
46:50The Second abuse
46:50And here is your experience
46:52May I help you with your followers
46:52And here is your participation
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