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00:01Please insert coins.
00:04Whoa! Check it out! Look at all that juicy ocean water!
00:09That's Director Scorching. He's the epitome of extra.
00:19How does she lug this around without throwing out her back?
00:22That's child's play for someone with the blessing of weight.
00:25What even is that?
00:26Basically, it means she can alter the weight of anything she touches.
00:30She can make stuff lighter or heavier whenever she wants.
00:33Makes hauling junk a breeze.
00:36So I take it you refused Captain Carriol's invitation and disappeared into the ocean to get away from him?
00:41That's correct, but it's lame. I was hunkered down on a nice island. Till that.
00:47Is there some special reason you were hunkered?
00:50I was waiting for him to return to my side.
00:54Who's the guy?
00:54Don't tell me it's that bastard who left you!
00:57Some clams never learn.
01:00Don't say that. It's not true. I know in my heart he'll come back one day.
01:06He will. He'll return to pity. I've gotta be patient. That's all there is to it!
01:12Clinging to the memory of a man who abandoned her without remorse.
01:15She's deluded herself into believing they'll see each other again. But it's just a fantasy.
01:21Also that loser was a bonafide marriage fraudster. But she refuses to believe us no matter how many times we
01:27try to tell her.
01:31Oh. I've seen her. When the captain came to invite me. I'm sure.
01:37That's Sulrin. A snow spirit like Kikoyu whose allegiance lies with the Netherlord.
01:42The snowstorms she conjures are no laughing matter.
01:45We're gonna have our work cut out for us without Kikoyu around to back us up.
01:49No joke. That's exactly why Director Bear sent someone along to aid the mission. It's just...
01:54It's been a dog's age since I've been to the Dog Mountain Stratum, but it doesn't hold a candle to
01:58the scorching sand.
01:59Let's be real. It's lukewarm and best out here!
02:02I'm starting to think this was some cruel prank, care of the bear.
02:06Meekaboo! Are you getting enough nutrition in that thing? Some food will cheer you up!
02:11Somebody help me!
02:13Whoa! A living drum kit! This guy has to lie for the party!
02:17You're gonna give me a puny tag?
02:19Those two are about as compatible as fire and water.
02:32How does he feel? I can't see him yet.
02:36So I'm interested in that and what he's going for.
02:38Baby.
02:39What's interesting.
02:41Meet the world's great.
02:51It's an embrace.
02:54It's so wonderful about it.
02:55It's so wonderful!
02:58It's so wonderful to see yourself at all.
03:00It's so wonderful.
03:01It's lovely.
03:21That's it. I want to go home. It's scary out there.
03:26He poured fuel on the flame of her shut-in tendencies.
03:30Time to step in!
03:33Hello, Pit-n-t-e.
03:35It's Pity. What's up?
03:39You went, Sir-n-s-what-eats.
03:48So, um, that was good. Thanks a lot.
03:53App-eat-to-serve. Thank you very much.
03:57What a peculiar magic item. You're a real person. I can already tell.
04:02Who would have thunk a clam and a vending machine would get along so well, and yet here we are.
04:07I'm just glad I managed to cheer her up a little.
04:09I'm a nuisance. I cause trouble for everyone around me. And that especially goes for him. I know he's a
04:17liar, but I still can't bring myself to let go.
04:20I'm so self-centered, aren't I? A truly terrible person.
04:26Well, he couldn't believe you earned for her entrance if you went.
04:31Thing is, I'm only good at defense. You think they'd want someone like me around?
04:38Yes.
04:47You believe in me? Huh. Well then, maybe I'll try just a bit harder.
04:54The clam is emerging from her shell.
04:57Whoa! You gotta come taste that salty sea air with me!
05:01Not sure that's gonna help her want to open up, but that combo is a pretty darn good start.
05:08Over there. That's my island.
05:11It's still too far away to really see anything.
05:14We can do better than that. Form change!
05:19Tourist destinations often have binocular rentals.
05:22I know, they're not packaged goods, but I've been able to change into service machines since reaching rank 2.
05:28I could wax poetic about the different types, but we're short on time, so I'll refrain.
05:34Wow! Everything's crystal clear!
05:38What? Isn't that...
05:39Pretty sure I see the fool's boat.
05:45Huh?
05:48I'm back.
05:49Hey! I was starting to worry about you.
05:52What's with the makeshift entourage?
05:55Heavy cast an illusion on us to protect our identities.
05:58Now we're total strangers and an adorable kitty.
06:02Oh, right.
06:03The sea monsters, they've been causing trouble.
06:05So I hired bodyguards.
06:08Good thinking.
06:09You need all the offensive help you can get.
06:12Oh...
06:12Come on.
06:13Join our party, Pity.
06:15It's going out of snail's pace.
06:17Conquering the dungeon would be a breeze with you on defense.
06:20I'm waiting for him to come back, so I can't go.
06:25We only ask that you give it some thought.
06:28Once this dungeon is handled, we'll do what we can to help you.
06:31We'll even help you track down your long-lost lover.
06:34Are you in?
06:35Sorry.
06:36Still a no.
06:38I can't go with you.
06:39I refuse.
06:47I'd hate to wreck your little house by starting a nasty brawl here.
06:54I breach.
06:55Really?
06:57Boxo?
06:58What do you know?
06:59Seems the gang's all here.
07:02Say, how about we indulge in some booze while we work through our differences?
07:07I wouldn't mind some of Boxo's finest.
07:08We miss his deep-fried meats and delightfully fizzy drinks so much it hurts.
07:12Don't we, Shiro?
07:14Just thinking about it makes me hungry and thirsty.
07:16It feels like it's been forever, doesn't it?
07:19Don't you dare look at me with those wistful eyes.
07:22In case you've forgotten, we're enemies at the Moe.
07:26It's too late.
07:28They're clearly jonesing to fight.
07:30I know.
07:31La.
07:31It's.
07:32For.
07:33Eat.
07:34Yeah.
07:36We surveyed a hundred people in the Clearflow Lake Stratum and asked what they think of Captain
07:41Carry Oil's actions.
07:44Lamas and I collected a few choice opinions about the Menagerie of Fools for just such an
07:49occasion.
07:50First question.
07:51What do you think of them working for the Netherlord in order to help a child in need?
07:55They had three options they could choose from.
07:58Forgivable, unforgivable, and undecided.
08:01Twelve people said forgivable.
08:03Sixty said unforgivable.
08:05And twenty-eight said undecided.
08:08That's not nearly as bad as I was expecting.
08:10The people who said forgivable had something in common.
08:13They all said things like, it's possible I would do the same thing if I thought it would
08:17help my child.
08:18Or, as a parent, I can't judge without knowing the details.
08:22Sounds tragic.
08:23Next question.
08:24Do you think Filmina both deserves and could do a lot better than Captain Carry Oil?
08:28Hold on a sec.
08:29There's no reason to read that one out loud.
08:31Hold on.
08:32Stop ruining.
08:33She's getting in the good stuff.
08:34Zero.
08:35You're gonna have to hold them tighter.
08:37Sixty-two said definitely.
08:39Sixteen said perfect mismatch.
08:41And twenty-two said hope he dies.
08:43That's rude.
08:44What are those the choices anyway?
08:46Everyone seems to be in agreement.
08:48Interesting.
08:49Perhaps I should have searched longer to find a more suitable husband.
08:52Now for the final question.
08:55If they ever came back and apologized and accepted punishment, would you forgive them?
09:02The moment of truth has arrived.
09:04It's the whole reason we went polling.
09:08Twenty said I couldn't.
09:10And eighty said I'd forgive them.
09:16That result isn't all that surprising when you think about it.
09:20This whole time, they've been focused on clearing the lowest floor, so they haven't directly hurt anyone.
09:26Besides, the folks in the Clear Flow Lake Stratum are kind and open-minded.
09:30I mean, seriously, they learned to embrace a freaking talking vending machine.
09:35I'll give you a sample of what they said.
09:38They should have known that we would have had their backs if they were in trouble.
09:41If they weren't so stupid, we could have pitched in to help.
09:44There's more!
09:45Just come back already.
09:47Pay for the booze and we'll let it go.
09:49It's the most natural thing in the world for a parent to want to protect their kid.
09:53But it's important to remember that every action has a ripple effect.
09:57Is this what your child would want for you?
10:00I'd be happy to knock some sense into those empty heads of theirs.
10:03So tell those whippersnappers to hurry back!
10:06If I had to guess, I'd say those last two are Yumite and Shimei Lai.
10:10Knowing them, I bet they're filled with regret for not realizing how much the captain and his wife were suffering.
10:16Figures.
10:17Should have known.
10:18They're all busy-bodied.
10:19Oh, and here's one for you from Miss Shirley.
10:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
10:23I think we've heard enough for today, Lamas.
10:25No need to read that one.
10:26Captain, you've got a record-setting tab, so please come and pay it.
10:30The young ladies of our fine establishment miss your company,
10:33as well as that of Mr. Akka and Mr. Shiro.
10:36So, don't keep us waiting.
10:38XOXO!
10:39Care to explain yourself?
10:45You can tell what it sounds like.
10:46The boys were curious about the place.
10:48They practically dragged me, kicking and screaming, so they could have a peek.
10:51I didn't really have a choice in the matter.
10:53You're just telling the truth, Dad!
10:55You're the one who made us promise not to tell Mom about our field trip!
10:57It was your idea, and you kept bragging about how you're a regular!
11:00I'm sure your drinks were more enjoyable with pretty ladies by your side!
11:04I bet you had the time of your life there, didn't you?
11:07I should probably intervene before things get violent.
11:15Well, it's pretty obvious who's behind this attack.
11:21Weird.
11:22She's not alone.
11:24Have you finished blabbing about your feelings?
11:26I certainly hope you're not considering betraying the Netherlord.
11:30Of course not.
11:31I wouldn't dream of it.
11:32The debt we owe is too steep for that.
11:34It's been a blast, but the reunion's over.
11:37What does he mean he owes the Netherlord a debt?
11:40I'd love to stay and chat about the good old days.
11:44If we had crossed paths sooner, things may have turned out differently.
11:48It's too late.
11:49We've gone past the point of no return.
11:52I'm truly sorry.
11:53Yeah, me too.
11:54Really.
11:55That's how it goes.
11:56What are you even talking about?
11:59I'm sure we can find a way to save your son, even without asking the stupid Netherlord to help out!
12:07You're so naive, it's amusing.
12:09You think they're still worried about saving their son?
12:12I'm happy to report that's not a concern of theirs anymore.
12:15What are you saying?
12:17It's time for show and tell.
12:19It can't be!
12:23That's the captain's son!
12:31I'm taking excellent care of his darling little boy, so there's no longer any need to remove the curse.
12:36I have taken it upon myself to relieve this sweet child of his pain.
12:40Since when can you remove curses?
12:43Is that a snow spirit thing?
12:45Beheading a snow spirit who has blossomed into adulthood transforms them into a statue that can remove curses.
12:51But what do you suppose happens if one manages to keep her head on her shoulders?
12:57The ability to remove curses is a talent that is inherent to my kind.
13:02As we mature, our abilities continue to grow along with us.
13:05The only catch is that the target must remain near.
13:08If you attempt to pry this child from my grasp, his excruciating pain will return.
13:14So basically you're holding a kid hostage.
13:16This boy isn't a hostage.
13:18I'm saving the captain's precious son from a wretched existence.
13:22His family wishes to satisfy my every whim as a show of gratitude.
13:26She's exactly right.
13:27So I'm afraid we have no choice but to serve the Netherlord and fight to clear the dungeon on his
13:32behalf.
13:33You've made your choice, and nothing we say could make you change your mind.
13:37Unfortunately, the only option left to us is to use force.
13:40You're just another sad Netherlord crony.
13:43Don't expect a shred of mercy.
13:44Love makes fools of all of us.
13:46But hurting others, even for love, that's just despicable.
13:51I can't help but notice your short one snow spirit.
13:54Meaning none of you are capable of stopping me from turning everyone standing here to ice.
14:00Not so fast.
14:01This is kind of personal, so why not let us handle it?
14:04Don't be such a fool.
14:06Unless, you mean to defy me.
14:14That's enough!
14:15How could you be so cruel?
14:17That was stupid!
14:18I'm sorry!
14:19Please just make it stop!
14:23Better.
14:24Then I think it's about time we end this farce.
14:27I'm going to kill every last one of you.
14:30How rude!
14:31We better split up so she can't hit us all at the same time.
14:33I've had enough to hear with your dirty tricks!
14:36If the people fighting aren't getting fired up, it's not a real battle!
14:39Are you an actual imbecile?
14:42You thought it was a good idea to charge a snow spirit without any forethought?
14:48That was barely lukewarm!
14:51Snow spirits are lame.
14:53You're all cold as ice and boring to boot.
14:55I would have assumed your race already died off.
14:58You're a true annoyance.
14:59A flame spirit.
15:02How come no one gave us the heads up Director Scorching's a flame spirit?
15:05Did you know, Hewleby?
15:07I did.
15:08I also know their powers are essentially the opposite of the snow spirits.
15:12As you might have guessed, they can control fire and can be a bit hot-blooded.
15:16A snow spirit's natural enemy.
15:18Their people have fought countless wars.
15:21That explains why Director Vare chose him for the job.
15:24It's brilliant!
15:25With flame powers, he can go toe-to-toe with Sulreem.
15:28Hmph.
15:29Ice Queen's mine, so sit back and enjoy the show.
15:33This measly battleground's not gonna cut it!
15:43Guess there's no use to laying the inevitable.
15:45Captain, this time will be different than the last.
15:48I'm dead serious about walking away the victor.
15:52Things are about to get interesting.
15:54I request to be the one to do it.
15:57Quite the compliment.
15:59Then I'll focus on the Vice Captain.
16:01I'll beat up his stupid osprey.
16:03I'm not stupid, you loudmouthed loser!
16:05Yeah, loser!
16:06Children, it seems the time has come to reveal our true forms.
16:15She has wings?
16:16The Vice Captain has vamp fiend blood flowing through her veins.
16:24Oh, that's kind of badass, though.
16:27Gotta say, with those wings, she looks more like a fallen angel than a vampire.
16:32Shall we?
16:32Let the battle begin.
16:35Let's go!
16:38I gotcha!
16:42Hey, Mopso!
16:43Filmina exploded, so what am I supposed to do now?
16:46You didn't explode anyone!
16:48She conjured a water double to trick you.
16:50The real her...
16:51Is there!
16:53That was a noble effort.
16:55Your bemusing attacks are absolutely fearsome.
16:58Too bad for you, I can simply fly away.
17:01Good thinking.
17:02We didn't used to have a way to fight airborne enemies.
17:05But that was then.
17:07Boom!
17:08Check out this transformation!
17:10The coin locker!
17:12It's own!
17:12I went ahead and blocked these bottled beauties from entering my barrier.
17:22You forgot I can control water.
17:25Yeah, that's not ordinary water.
17:28I know I've felt this slimy texture before.
17:30It was back in the origin stratum.
17:32You bet you have.
17:34It's a lubricant, gently scented lotion.
17:36Oh no!
17:37My wings!
17:41That was good.
17:42But I'm afraid you're still no match for my water.
17:48Nice!
17:49That went surprisingly well!
17:56She's killing it!
18:02Why must you attack, poor pity?
18:04I get it.
18:05The woman who stole my man put you up to this.
18:09Pity won't give in.
18:11The battle just started and she's already come up with her own headcanon.
18:20Need backup?
18:21That's scary.
18:23It's starting to look like we'll have to buy some time until Dad or Solrim can come and bail us
18:27out.
18:27Well said.
18:28Let's go!
18:30We can't defeat them if they run away.
18:32Good thing I'm a vending machine.
18:34I came prepared for anything.
18:37How inspired.
18:38I think I know what you're planning.
18:40Lock it.
18:41It's...
18:41Arch.
18:42Right!
18:45Special delivery!
18:56Not our best moment.
18:58You can't defeat us with a bevy of busty ladies.
19:01Yeah.
19:03How dare you!
19:04That's cheating!
19:05Boxo.
19:06That was gross.
19:07Why am I the one who's in hot water?
19:17Those eyes of yours.
19:18They're quite troublesome.
19:19Color me impressed.
19:21Guess I'm not getting anything by you, am I?
19:23If I'm reading the room correctly, it seems his eye breach ability does more than just break blessings.
19:30I was feeling pretty confident we would win this battle.
19:33But you guys are making me work for it.
19:36Not good.
19:37I've got to stop the captain, even if it means I have to play the villain.
19:41Lock it.
19:42Lock it.
19:43Lock up.
19:44Lock up.
19:44I don't really like the sound of this, but you got it.
19:48Hey!
19:48I'm up.
19:49Wait, what the heck is going on?
20:01I love me some fizzy, but do you think you can try to be a bit more gentle with the
20:05execution next time?
20:09Hold up, what are you doing?
20:10Come on now, let's be reasonable.
20:13Did you know they say when someone is unconscious, it's good practice to remove their shoes to ensure they don't
20:18get overheated?
20:20Go heavy!
20:21He already picked up on the threat I'm trying to lay down.
20:24I regret that I have no choice.
20:26But I'm not unconscious, you know.
20:27Are you serious?
20:28I really hate being on this side of a box-o battle.
20:32Me too, bro.
20:33The feeling is mutual.
20:36Seriously, though.
20:39I can't go all out with that brat around.
20:42He does make this complicated.
20:44It would be extremely hard for anyone who isn't armed with magic or special blessings to fight in that dimension.
20:50Oh, Captain.
20:51I believe he's using Eye Breach to cancel out the blizzard.
20:55So that's it.
20:56This must be the area of effect for his Eye Breach power.
20:59This fight is going nowhere fast.
21:02What are you doing?
21:03Stop goofing off and put out those flames.
21:05Sorry, but I'm too far away.
21:07You're completely useless.
21:11We're in a dire situation.
21:15He's moving close enough to put out the fire.
21:18And look, she's utterly distracted at the moment.
21:21This is our chance to catch them off guard.
21:24He's right.
21:25We're pretty much doomed if we don't act fast.
21:28Yes.
21:28We need you to stay here, box-o.
21:30We can't risk taking Filmena and the others along.
21:34Hello there.
21:37Try it.
21:41She's gone.
21:42I know I've seen this trick before.
21:44It's just like when they ran away in the scorching sand stratum.
21:50Barrier!
21:50Eye Breach.
21:51Forgive me, box-o.
21:53Holy crap, Cap.
21:54My bending senses are tingling like mad.
21:58You're actually the one we were after all along.
22:01Oh!
22:05You're actually the one we were after all along.
22:12You're so good.
22:15You're the one we were after all along.
22:15I love you.
22:23He's the one we were after all along.
22:42I love you, I love you
22:56I'm going to go and find a story
23:00I'm going to go and run
23:03I'm waiting for you
23:06I want to feel you
23:09I'm not sure
23:11I understand the telepathy
23:13I don't like it
23:16but I don't want to say it
23:18Oh, it's okay
23:35I look forward to serving you again.
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