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00:17Our motto is provide a human touch.
00:22Now you know we've been in the temp business 15 years.
00:25And yes, more than once bankruptcy reared its head.
00:28But I used every dirty trick in the book to get us back on our feet.
00:33On this fine day, I finally get to taste the fruits of all the blood, sweat, and tears.
00:39Delicious. You're safe, Mr. President. No poison. Bon appétit.
00:45To Tom Otsu and Natsumi, congratulations on your marriage.
00:49Make sure you pump out a bunch of healthy boys for me.
00:54Cheers!
00:56Cheers!
01:04Mr. President!
01:06You useless priest!
01:08No! You've got to listen to me!
01:10Stop telling you! I didn't poison him!
01:35So, how'd you pull it off?
01:37Couldn't have been easy slipping poison past a hot shot taste tester.
01:41The taster ate a lethal dose as well. He just wasn't aware of it.
01:45I'm confused. How'd he live?
01:48I spent the past three months adding minuscule amounts to his food.
01:52Until eventually, he built up an immunity to the poison.
01:56No offense, but that sounds absurdly time-consuming.
02:00Well, yeah. So absurd, no one would think we'd be crazy enough to try it.
02:04The name of the game is stay one step ahead of everyone else.
02:08So, Hikaru, have you given any thought to the thing we talked about?
02:12What thing?
02:13You getting married.
02:18Akari.
02:18Do you seriously think I'm cut out for that?
02:21It's not like I meet any women at work.
02:24Still-
02:25I know.
02:26Grandma says there's got to be a new head of the poison clan.
02:29Either you or me.
02:31When I tried to tell her I'm out because I'm single,
02:34she matched me up with a total stranger from a branch family
02:37and nearly forced me to get hitched.
02:40As if I'm that desperate to get married.
02:43The poison master's line will end with me.
02:46I'm spending my life single.
02:48And you should spend yours with your girlfriend.
02:54Well, not like I can see girls going for you anyway.
02:58Jerk.
03:04Bug master.
03:05Been a while.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Glad you could make it.
03:10Julia, cut that out.
03:12Cheers.
03:18Word is the needle master has three kids now.
03:21All of them boys.
03:22Food bill must be a nightmare.
03:25Me?
03:25I'm planning on staying a bachelor the rest of my life.
03:28Easiest way to keep my sanity.
03:31Yeah, about that.
03:32I haven't told you yet.
03:35But I'm getting hitched pretty soon.
03:37Huh?
03:39She's a nice, quiet girl.
03:41And she accepts me for who I am, bugs and all.
03:44Seriously?
03:46Caught you off guard, huh?
03:48Honestly, I figured you'd have more trouble than me.
03:52Man, you wouldn't know the pain, but I nearly died landing her.
03:56Well, well, look at you turning traitor.
04:00Hey, kiddo.
04:02Rest assured, marriage won't change the fact that you and I are still best buds.
04:06You know that, right?
04:08Yeah.
04:09Congrats.
04:11See you, kiddo.
04:16Let's do this again when things settle.
04:18Wait, Bugmaster.
04:21Respect, really.
04:24Finding someone you care about and who cares about you?
04:27I don't think I'll ever be able to do that.
04:31It's not like I've ever had a high opinion of marriage.
04:34But after hearing you talk about it tonight?
04:37It's crazy, but I found myself thinking that that sounds alright.
04:41As if it's ever going to happen for me, though.
04:49It's such an honor to have you here, man.
04:52It looks like the business has been doing pretty well.
04:54Ah, thanks to guys like you.
04:56We offer cleaning services and we'll get our hands dirty for prices so affordable even your average Joe can swing
05:02them.
05:04Oh, the ladies work here.
05:05They're kind of assassins, secretaries, very versatile, so feel free to use them for work, pleasure, or however you like.
05:14No, thanks.
05:16No, the ladies don't do it for you.
05:19Oh, Master Gero, watch out for him!
05:21I see you're admiring our bulletproof glass partition up close.
05:26Meet the latest piece of human scum I'd like your help with.
05:30I present the heartless marriage swindler, May Kinosaki.
05:34Girls caused all sorts of trouble on our turf, but her meddling's coming to an end right here and right
05:39now.
05:40Enjoy.
05:43Hello.
05:45And who are you?
05:47Here's what's in store for you.
05:49The poison will paralyze nerves in your extremities.
05:52Then, it'll travel towards your brain and make you feel like you're being ripped to shreds.
05:57Keep in mind, you're going to be fully conscious while it's happening.
06:01Finally, I will conclude with this coup de grace I concocted.
06:05Your last thought will be regretting you were born.
06:08Let's back up.
06:09I'm May Kinosaki, and your name is what?
06:12Have we met before?
06:13Shut it.
06:15I'm sorry, but I ask because you remind me of my first love.
06:21But alas.
06:22So now the marriage swindler is flirting with me to save herself?
06:28Yes, I'll admit it.
06:29I've gotten several people.
06:31But the only reason I did it is because I desperately needed the money.
06:35My little brother's sick and needs treatment.
06:38I took all the loans I could get and work jobs I'd never confess to anyone.
06:43But I still couldn't make enough.
06:49At least I get the chance to leave this world while the spinning image of the man I adored watches.
06:55Maybe I was wrong and my life isn't so bad.
06:59But before I pass away, at least tell me your name.
07:06It's Ghetto.
07:08Are you absolutely sure about this Ghetto guy, boss?
07:11He only works on criminal targets he deems to be human scum.
07:15What kind of game is he playing?
07:17This guy is a legit poison master.
07:20The Ghetto's are one of the oldest families in the assassination biz.
07:23He might have his fair share of stupid hang-ups, but he's the real deal and comes highly recommended.
07:29So let me sit back and watch him work.
07:31Mr. Ghetto?
07:33Now what?
07:36I apologize.
07:37Forget I said anything.
07:40The way this woman's acting...
07:44Does she...
07:46Have the hots for me?
07:51I'm sorry to call you on the emergency line.
07:54What's wrong?
07:55Nothing.
07:56I'm moving back to the main house.
07:57I wanted to tell you before I go.
08:00Why?
08:02There'll be an heir to the family when I give birth to a new poison master.
08:05One of the branch members needs a partner too.
08:08Are you really going to do this without talking to me first?
08:11You don't get it, do you?
08:13Grandma is serious.
08:15She told me so herself.
08:17If you don't carry on the line, and I refuse to volunteer...
08:21They'll take away my freedom, and I'll be forced to have children.
08:25If that's the alternative, I'd rather go on my own terms.
08:29Akari, then what are you going to do about your girlfriend?
08:33Guess we'll have to break up.
08:35You can't!
08:36Or else what?
08:38You're going to sacrifice yourself in my place?
08:40That'll be even worse.
08:43This is the only thing I'm good for.
08:46Please, just give me a minute.
08:49If you agree to marry me, I promise to get you out of here.
08:54The short version is I need to find a partner to become the head of the Poison Clan.
08:58If I have to be with someone, might as well be with the girl who likes me.
09:02I can help with your brother's illness too.
09:07You can.
09:09Wow.
09:10It almost feels unfair having all of this luck.
09:15My answer is...
09:19There's not a chance in hell I would marry you.
09:24I wanted to see that face before I died.
09:27Guess I am lucky.
09:28If this is how I died, it'd piss me off going without getting one last shot in.
09:33I'm ready for the void, Hubs!
09:36Whenever you see a couple, whether it's their personalities, how much money they make,
09:41looks, whatever the reason they're together, is because they make a good match.
09:44But a piece of shit who proposes to a target he can just kill if they say no?
09:48Not a good match for anyone.
09:51Suppose not.
09:52You know, I think that you're gonna have to come clean with yourself first.
09:56That's all you can do if you're serious about finding someone.
09:59People find their ideal partner by figuring each other out,
10:02butting heads and running themselves ragged.
10:06Is that the future you're after?
10:08Or do you want to get married for the inheritance?
10:13Ahem!
10:15Uh, Master Garrow, do you think we could speed this along?
10:19We are paying good money to watch you do your thing.
10:23I only dispose of the human scum that actually deserves to die.
10:28Nothing to do with justice.
10:29I just don't take jobs that'd make it hard to sleep at night.
10:34Of course, murder is still murder, right?
10:36But sometimes I'll catch myself wanting to live a peaceful life with someone I love,
10:41and who loves me in return.
10:43That side of me makes me sick to my stomach.
10:47You want the truth?
10:49I want to meet someone I genuinely like!
10:51And lead a fun, carefree life as much as the next guy!
10:55A relationship where she asks,
10:57How was your day?
10:58And we chat before falling asleep!
11:00Where she asks,
11:01Are you feeling alright?
11:02Whenever I cough!
11:04True love!
11:05But there's no way I'll ever meet someone like that.
11:09I never went to school.
11:10Not even daycare.
11:11I've lived as a poison master since I was old enough to form memories.
11:15Showing any sign of weakness immediately leads to failure.
11:19I've never allowed myself to open up to a stranger like this.
11:22I've never bared my heart.
11:24Not until now!
11:25Which means...
11:27What are you talking about?
11:31You poured your heart out to me,
11:33and I only just met you.
11:35Listen.
11:36You're right.
11:37Being an assassin is a huge drawback.
11:40But I think the solution is just meeting more people when you're not on the clock.
11:45If you put yourself out there,
11:47and allow your heart to get broken a time or two,
11:49I guarantee that sooner or later you'll find your perfect match.
11:53Of course.
11:54It'll probably be hell.
11:56And...
11:57That's all I have for you, so let's finish this.
12:00I've only got myself to blame for screwing up so bad.
12:03Otherwise, I wouldn't be here and my brother's medical bills would be paid.
12:07Now I've ruined the future of the one person I truly care about.
12:11I'm the definition of scum.
12:15Master Ghetto, why don't we call it there?
12:18You've heard all the dating advice our prisoners got to offer.
12:22Now stop delaying and finish this scumbag off.
12:26I can't.
12:28I require her talents.
12:30Only an expert matchmaker could have married all those people.
12:34You have what it takes to find me a partner.
12:36I promise to protect you from harm, both you and your brother.
12:40In exchange for my help, you'll find me someone to marry!
12:47You know, I've been in so many relationships that I've lost count.
12:51But I've never gotten a proposal like that.
12:54If we...
12:55You can accept it if you make it out of here.
12:58Gotta say, I'm disappointed, Master Ghetto.
13:02It's like he said.
13:03So, we have a deal then?
13:06Man, killing the Poison Master's heir apparent?
13:09We're gonna rocket to the top of the industry after we take you out!
13:13You people.
13:14Huh?
13:15You offer your services to civilians at rock-bottom rates.
13:18Then blackmail them the rest of their lives for hiring you.
13:22How many lives have you ruined?
13:25You think I care?
13:27Get real!
13:27What's wrong with conning a few idiots?
13:29Think you're some kind of hero or something?
13:31I was making sure you meet my condition.
13:35There's no question.
13:45You're all human scum.
13:47Don't stand there!
13:48Let's tease his ass!
14:05Where'd he go?
14:06Find him!
14:07You get a front row seat after all.
14:12Now, watch the Poison Master work.
14:18Wow, you were right.
14:21I guess you're not just all talk, huh?
14:23Taking out a room full of professionals like that?
14:27Zero times anything is still zero.
14:29I only used my 300 torments of hell.
14:33They'll live, but the trauma will keep them out of the business forever.
14:39I don't know.
14:39Hey, Karu.
14:40What I said earlier, I'm going.
14:43Akari.
14:46You don't have to worry about succeeding, Grandma.
14:49It's like I said.
14:50I don't have any other choice.
14:53I don't have to worry about it.
14:54I don't have to worry about it.
14:54I don't have to worry about it.
14:54I don't have to worry about it.
14:55If you're lucky enough to meet someone you can love and build a life with, it's the closest
15:00thing to a miracle there is.
15:03What I'm saying is stay with your girlfriend.
15:06Pass a message on to Grandma.
15:09Tell her that I'm getting married and leading the Poison Clan.
15:12Just one catch.
15:13No one gets to decide who my partner is except me.
15:16Got that?
15:18Wait.
15:19So are you being serious?
15:20You always decide everything on your own.
15:24I'll go ahead and let her know.
15:26See you soon.
15:27Bye.
15:31What's the holdup?
15:32I'm going to need a hand here.
15:34Just how do I carry you?
15:36I've never had to pick up a living girl.
15:39So where should I grab you?
15:42I don't think you'll have to worry about that.
15:45Because I'm not a girl.
15:47Oh, great.
15:48Well, in that case...
15:50Wait.
15:57After a bloodbath, a shower hits different.
16:00How about it, Gero?
16:02Care to join?
16:03No thanks.
16:04What's wrong?
16:05Afraid?
16:06I said no!
16:08Don't know about you, but I feel like a new man.
16:11Hilarious.
16:12Bet you're thinking I don't look like any man you've seen.
16:15You're a professional.
16:17Want to confirm.
16:19What's your deal?
16:21How come you dress in women's clothing?
16:22Easy.
16:23Because my latest mark was a man.
16:25If I needed to dupe a woman, I'd dress as a guy.
16:28Plus, it's more fun playing both sides.
16:30That was the best move you could have made.
16:32Proposing to me, I mean.
16:34Hang on!
16:35I can teach you to make anyone fall for you, regardless of gender.
16:39Hurry up and do it!
16:41Step one.
16:42Here, I registered you for a matchmaking party.
16:45Complete your profile and boom.
16:47Wait, it's after midnight, which means the event's today.
16:51Profession?
16:53No.
16:54Writing the truth is probably a bad idea.
16:57So, self-employed.
17:00There's going to be way more men there than women.
17:02I'll captivate the gents with my charms.
17:05That way, there'll be fewer rivals for you.
17:08Remember, grooming and fashion only go so far.
17:11All they do is make a good first impression.
17:13Leveling them up might get you the nice guy status, but we want more.
17:16No one's going to fall for you unless we find your charm and let it shine.
17:20Try different approaches and see what sticks.
17:25Hi there, it's very nice to meet you.
17:28My research indicates first impressions are everything, so...
17:31I've developed the perfect pickup line.
17:34I'm Ghetto.
17:36I make million a year.
17:38That's your genius icebreaker!
17:40That's not charming!
17:41My charm is my income, isn't it?
17:43It says right here, money's desirable!
17:45Yeah, maybe so, but blabbing about it right out of the gate makes it sound like you're bragging!
17:49This next girl gaze into her eyes and smile before you open your dumb mouth.
18:07Maybe I'll research how normal people smile when I get home.
18:10Ghetto, lookie here.
18:13A dating app will give you a chance to get your bearings when talking to girls.
18:17And good news, I got you matched right away.
18:19You'll have a ton of chances with this.
18:24You... good?
18:25A poison master should never eat anything someone else serves him.
18:29It's the only way to protect himself.
18:32But...
18:32I doubt anyone's after my life this second, right?
18:35Right?
18:36I'm sure it will be safe!
18:37See?
18:38I'm doing totally fine!
18:40I'm doing great!
18:43Okay, on to the next girl.
18:46And the next one?
18:50And the next.
19:02Impressive.
19:03Over the course of today, I've met nearly 30 women.
19:06And somehow I didn't exchange contact info with even one.
19:09You did your best, so don't go beating yourself up over it.
19:14Our goal is to find your charm.
19:16But while we're working hard to figure out what that is, it would have been kind of nice if at
19:20least one date had gone moderately okay.
19:23Kiyosaki, have you entertained the idea of maybe I don't have any charm?
19:28Don't say that!
19:29I know you do!
19:30It's just hidden, so we can't see what it is yet!
19:32I promise we'll find someone who's into you.
19:35It seems bleak, but I promise after I'm finished polishing you up, some lucky lady is going to realize that
19:41you're the one!
19:43And after watching you, I found one thing we can work with.
19:46Please tell me.
19:48DIY candy kits!
19:51People with niche hobbies can have a great time chatting about them.
19:54Also, is it just me, or is this cleaner wicked strong?
19:57It's a mixture I came up with called Joker.
20:00Using deadly poison to combat stubborn stains is my favorite way to de-stress.
20:04I can make cleaning agents strong enough to melt iron when I set my mind to it.
20:08Oh, does this count as another niche hobby?
20:11Let's just keep that a secret between us.
20:17There you are.
20:19I'm this way.
20:20Guess this is goodnight.
20:21Until tomorrow.
20:23Sure.
20:24Wait, you're putting me through more torture tomorrow?
20:27So soon?
20:43Hey, Kinosaki.
20:45Want to tell me what you did to my big brother?
20:47Huh?
20:48Spare me the dumb blonde act.
20:50He said he was going to shake up this lame-ass industry.
20:53Never could shut up about his big plans.
20:55Making those old farts beg for mercy.
20:57Now he wants to take over our parents' dry cleaning service.
21:01Maybe he just got tired of life in the big city?
21:03Ha ha.
21:09He's a hot pellet stall.
21:13That's the kind of look that gets my blood pumping.
21:15You're going to tell me everything that went down.
21:18And if you beg for your life like you mean it, who knows?
21:21I might give you a-
21:22I'd rather die than team up with trash than con civilians.
21:25You're human scum!
21:28You've got some guts, huh?
21:30You take advantage of folks the same way we do.
21:33I hate criminals with half-assed morality.
21:35If you can't see a crime as a crime regardless of the target, you're not cut out for this line
21:39of work, honey.
21:40That pretty face is the best weapon you've got, and I'm going to make sure you never use it again.
21:45This next shot will be a shotgun blast.
21:49Hey, boss!
21:51There!
21:55It's Gato.
21:56I see him!
21:57Floor it!
22:02Floor it!
22:05Floor it!
22:06Floor it!
22:07Floor it!
22:07Floor it!
22:08Floor it!
22:09Floor it!
22:13Floor it!
22:32Floor it!
22:33Floor it!
22:43Taking over the dry cleaning biz doesn't sound so bad.
22:51You dropped this.
22:54My phone.
22:55I wanted to thank you, Kinosaki.
22:58There's no way I could have met so many women in one day without your guidance and support.
23:02A single rejection would have left me broken up and moping for a lifetime.
23:07I'm hopeless on my own. You're all I've got.
23:11I didn't get anyone's info either. We both struck out.
23:14I'm talking here!
23:15Hey, how would you feel about trading yours with me?
23:22I doubt my friends list will get any longer.
23:25Don't know why. Because you're dazzling me right now.
23:30Wait, that's it! I found it! I think I discovered your charm.
23:36This is the story of the elite assassin, Poison Master Gero Hikaru, and his search for a bride.
23:46I mean...
23:47Today, you're going on your first dates. Prohearsal!
23:50What will you say to her?
23:51Dating with the intent to marry!
23:52Don't you dare!
23:53Next time, what is charm anyway?
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