- 11 hours ago
#Anime
Category
๐บ
TVTranscript
00:09I... I finally did it! I achieved my goals! After the bell rang, I got to walk home with Hirose!
00:18This is nothing short of a miracle! That leaves... Eating lunch together, and listening to our favorite songs...
00:28Those may be a bit out of reach. But then again, Hirose did say I was really awesome, didn't he?
00:35Maybe we're a lot closer to being friends now, and things will naturally happen over time.
00:41I've got this in the bag! No problem!
00:43Good morning, gentlemen! Hello, hello! How are all my homies hanging today?
00:54So how far did you get last night, man? Dude, I'm a pro!
01:00Where'd this come from? They've never acted so buddy-buddy before!
01:05Tell me what you had for breakfast. Huh? Fried fish and tuna mayo rice.
01:09That's just fish with fish. It's supposed to be really high in protein.
01:12We're tryna beat some muscle. Ooh, I see!
01:15I see!
01:22Just...
01:23Let's fucking dance. We love our clothing!
01:28How would we do now? How do we wrap up?
01:29So don't we start to. 1st move too long as many steps to bashorenics.
01:34And we're we lyin' but we're no real matter who'd ever make a joke or maybe we're okay.
01:37We're a new teacher in the basement
01:42We're all on a floor
01:44We're all about all the words and the words
01:49We're all over here
01:50We're all over here
01:53What is so important to you?
02:00You can't stand up and stand up
02:01You can't hide it
02:02What do you mean?
02:04Baby, go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
02:09I want to love you.
02:12But I can't do this.
02:14I worry about calorie loss.
02:17I'm being freaked as if I laugh.
02:20It's a joke to me.
02:22I got you, I got you, ๅ ฑ power.
02:29ๅชๅใใใฃใจใใฆใใใใ
02:32่จฑใใใ ๅซใใใ
02:36ๆใ่บซใๆตๅใใใใฎใ
02:38Let's go!
02:41็ฌ็บ็ใซๆใใใ
02:42ไฝใงใฉใใใใใใชใ
02:44ใใใใใใใชใ
02:44่ฃธ่ถณใงในใใใใใใ
02:48่ชๆ็ใง็ฌใใใใ
02:49ใใฉใใใใใชใ
02:51ใธใงใผใฏใงใใใใใ?
02:58I don't know
02:59ใชใใผใฃใ wรคre Why
03:00ใใฆใจใใญใผ
03:00ใใฃ
03:01ใใฃ
03:02ใใฃ
03:04ใใฃ
03:05ใbใใญ
03:08ใใใๆใพใฃใ
03:10ใ ใฃ
03:10ใซใใๅทใใใ
03:12ใใไฟๅฎใใใใ
03:13ใใฃ
03:13ใใฃ
03:14ใใฃ
03:14ใใ satisfaction
03:15ใพใใฏ
03:18ใใณใฎ
03:20ใ ad
03:27Just once, for me?
03:37Damn you to hell and back again!
03:41Takahuchi, human-stealing horror!
03:46What's going on here?
03:48What is this madness I've been forced to bear witness to?
03:51Kill it with fire!
03:53Takahuchi will pay for this!
03:55I've secretly dreamed of sharing all those happy moments with Hirose!
03:59And now he's gone and stolen all of them and forever even had a chance!
04:04I'll have no vengeance like a Nakamura scorn!
04:10You'll see, you won't get away with this!
04:15Takahuchi!
04:24So, how much you weigh in at these days?
04:27Over 50 kilos, I think.
04:31Yeah, I bet that I could lift you!
04:33For real? I mean, I guess so!
04:35Let me try it! Just this once!
04:37Hold on, wait dude! Don't!
04:39It's so easy for me too!
04:41Hey, put me down right now and drown!
04:43What is that weirdo with those two?
04:47What is that weirdo with those two?
04:57You bonehead!
04:58Do that in the corner where no one's standing!
05:03Come on, pretty pleased man?
05:05Feels played out to me.
05:06Huh?
05:09Huh?
05:10Huh?
05:13Huh?
05:14Geez, what's his deal?
05:18Huh?
05:18Say, ah!
05:19Ah!
05:21Oh!
05:22Sorry about that!
05:23I really hope you've got a change of clothes with you!
05:25That wasn't just an accident, not a shot!
05:29Hehehehe!
05:30Well, Takahuchi, learned your lesson yet?
05:36What?
05:36That had to be enough to ensure he stops harassing my man and stays away for good!
05:44It did even slow him down!
05:46This band is epic, huh?
05:47For real!
05:49What?
05:50How?
05:51Why?
05:52Ah!
05:52Hold on!
05:53Does this mean Hirose just acts like that once he thinks of someone as a good friend?
05:58In that case, if I can graduate to good friend level...
06:02...
06:07...
06:09...
06:11...
06:12...
06:13...
06:20I see now!
06:22This is the opportunity of a lifetime!
06:24Ha ha ha ha!
06:27This is my favorite part of the entire album!
06:30Cool!
06:30Oh!
06:32Huh?
06:34Huh?
06:34Are you guys, like, dating now, or what?
06:36Huh?
06:37Oh!
06:39Huh?
06:40I mean, your PDA's off the charts!
06:42I explained this already!
06:44Just check it out!
06:44...
06:45...
06:46...
06:46...
06:47...
06:47...
06:48...
06:48...
06:49...
06:49...
06:57Why is everyone looking at me?
06:59What's their game?
07:01...
07:02...
07:03Is he seriously pulling all of this just to spite me?!
07:06...
07:06...
07:06...
07:07...
07:07...
07:07...
07:08...
07:08...
07:09...
07:09...
07:09...
07:10...
07:10...
07:10...
07:11...
07:12I surely am! Just watch me!
07:14I try to tell him, more than once.
07:16There's gotta be a better way than this.
07:19I know what I'm doing, okay?
07:21I heard nothing gets Yuka going more than watching dudes flirt with each other.
07:25If that's what it'll take to catch her eye, then that's what I'll do!
07:28What's so awesome about this chick, anyway?
07:30Dude, you have eyes! She's, like, super pretty!
07:32Looks why she's 100% my type!
07:34I can't believe you're going along with this.
07:38I'd bet two weeks of lunch money that this won't work out.
07:41There's just no way.
07:42Yeah, I'm with him.
07:43It DOES work, though! Just look!
07:45Right?
07:46Exactly!
07:49Do you see that? She's looking directly at us!
07:51Who wouldn't stare with the show you two are putting on?
07:54They're at it again.
07:55Those two have become the cutest little duo lately.
07:57I don't know, something seems off to me.
07:59They must be really close!
08:01I mean, I get it.
08:02But are you sure we have to keep doing this?
08:04Please don't ditch me!
08:06At least not until she starts talking to me!
08:08I beg you!
08:09What?!
08:09Who knows when or if that'll ever happen, dude?!
08:12Oh, come on, man!
08:13Don't be such a gloomy grump and trust me!
08:15You'll see!
08:18I get your plan, but I have been wondering about one thing.
08:21Huh?
08:23Even if you do somehow manage to catch Hamaoka's eye,
08:26it won't be in a romantic way, will it?
08:31You're freaking right!
08:33I've been wasting my time with this sham!
08:35Yeah, you and me both, bud.
08:37Why'd you think it'd make her like you anyway?
08:40I'm so stupid, I put in all that work and won't get squat from it!
08:45Chin up!
08:46Love requires a heart of steel!
08:48Huh?
08:49You've gotta change strategies, my friend!
08:51Damn it!
08:52I can't take this anymore!
08:54Get away from him before I tear you apart!
08:57My bare hands!
08:58I am so, so, so, so pissed!
09:01So, so, so, so pissed!
09:04That's it!
09:05Let's go!
09:06No!
09:07Just kidding!
09:19So, uh...
09:20Welp!
09:21I've always had a massive crush on you!
09:23Please say that you'll go out with me!
09:28Alright, sure.
09:30Huh?
09:30For real?
09:31Yeah.
09:33That's right!
09:34Keep flirting with cute boys and I'll do whatever you want!
09:42At least try to have some dignity.
09:44You heard her, Hirose!
09:46I look forward to frolicking with you some more!
09:56Thank goodness, Hirose and Takauchi, we're a legitimate item!
09:59But I can't let my cart down!
10:01I need to become asbestest, but ASAP!
10:05I feel like something peculiar is in the air today.
10:09Hey Yamada, did your hair get darker?
10:11I decided to try out a temporary dye.
10:14I like the hair!
10:15It's giving old school soap opera vibes, Mako!
10:17It's super adorable!
10:20This is why I hate this time of year.
10:22Alright!
10:23It's dress-go-check week!
10:25The guidance counselor is going on a big power trip about it too!
10:28They made a huge deal out of my shirt being unbuttoned the other day!
10:32A messy uniform's the sign of a messy mind!
10:34Better button up, or you'll be cleaning out the boys' toilets for a month!
10:40You're done for if they catch you!
10:42One wrong move and you're sentenced to the most soul-crushing punishment imaginable!
10:46Scrubbing toilets!
10:47Scouring moly tile!
10:48Or digging sludge out of the gutters!
10:51Of course, I basically never get into trouble since I almost always follow the rules.
10:56Huh?
10:57I guess Hirose's still not here yet.
11:00Hey, let's settle down.
11:02Sit.
11:03Bell's going to ring soon enough.
11:08Wow.
11:09I am impressed.
11:11Good job!
11:12Everyone's hair's totally boring.
11:14What's this?
11:16Anyone know where Hirose and Amori are?
11:18Oh.
11:19I think they said they had some kind of meaning and would be late to class.
11:22Seems like they should be done with that by now, though.
11:25I already told you!
11:26It's not like that!
11:28Hmm?
11:29I've had this exact same hair color ever since I was a baby!
11:32You're so desperate for a flashy hair color that you would break the rules and even lie?
11:36It's the truth, though.
11:37I cross my heart.
11:40Hey, now!
11:41It's easy to spot a bad bleach job.
11:43Shoddy like your judgment.
11:46Maybe it's just been a while since you last dyed it.
11:50No, I'm telling you the truth, actually!
11:52I can get why you stopped me and checked.
11:55But isn't plucking someone's hair out a bit extreme?
11:57Oh!
11:58Hirose, stop!
11:59Yeah, my hair's light.
12:01Is being a little sun-kissed a crime?
12:05I would have let you off the hook if you hadn't said anything.
12:08Sounds like someone needs to teach you a lesson.
12:11As your beloved guidance counselor, I order you to dye your hair black.
12:16Are you being serious?
12:18I'm telling you, this hair is natural!
12:19Would you make a foreign student dye their hair black?
12:22No, of course you wouldn't, because that's absurd!
12:25You just don't know when to stop talking, do you?
12:28Yamagiwa now, do it!
12:33Whoa, those are...
12:35No hair clippers!
12:37For defying a teacher's will, you are sentenced to baldness!
12:41It's game over, man!
12:42He's right.
12:43This is your final chance to apologize.
12:47You can't make me!
12:49Why?
12:50You just don't know when to give up, do you?
12:52Now, Yamagiwa, teach him a lesson about rules.
13:03What's happening here? Did my student do something?
13:06I should have known he was one of yours, Mr. Otagiri.
13:09You see, I'm teaching him why young men shouldn't smart off to authority.
13:13Good.
13:14But this one is my burden to bear.
13:16Come, time to pay.
13:19We have it covered, sir.
13:22As his homeroom teacher, it's my job to discipline him when he acts out.
13:26Go.
13:27What? No, don't!
13:32Yikes, do you think he's gonna be okay?
13:36Quit screwing around and making us both look bad!
13:39Who do you think you're talking to with that mouth?
13:41Forgive me!
13:42How much more is it going to take for you to learn how to behave at school?
13:45Wait! Stop! Please don't, sir!
13:47What's the point of being at school, little punk?
13:49Screwing around will only come back to bite you in the butt!
13:52Why will you learn?
13:53I'm so sorry, sir!
13:54Stop! Stop!
13:55You're going too far!
13:57The boy has learned his lesson!
13:59Now open up!
14:01That's enough, please!
14:04No, I think so.
14:07Fine.
14:07As you can see, he's very sorry for being a brat.
14:11Yes, I can tell that much.
14:13Thank you for your help.
14:15He and I should head back to class now.
14:23Show's over, everyone.
14:24Now take your seats and listen up.
14:26So, uh, are you okay?
14:28Is there anything we can do to help you?
14:33What the?
14:34You're smiling?
14:35It was all an act?
14:39Quit screwing around and making us both look bad!
14:43How much more is it going to take for you to learn how to behave at school?
14:46Wait! Stop! Please don't, sir!
14:49What's the point of being at school, little punk?
14:52Screwing around will only come back to bite you in the butt!
14:55When will you learn?
14:56I'm so sorry, sir!
14:58Is that really what happened?
15:00You're kidding me.
15:02Well, if it wasn't, then I would have a bald head right now, you know?
15:06Enough chit-chat. Get to your seats.
15:12Otsugiri has got to be the awesomest teacher ever!
15:17Teachers as cool as him are practically one in a million.
15:21Huh?
15:21I want to be just like Otsugiri when I grow up.
15:24That would be super cool, yeah!
15:27Is this going where I think it's going?
15:30Wait a sec!
15:32Hirose!
15:33How could you?!
15:36Hey, Teach?
15:37Yeah?
15:39Could you help me with this?
15:40What?
15:41You don't normally ask questions about schoolwork.
15:44Yeah, I guess that's fair.
15:46There you are!
15:49You should really be more careful.
15:51Yeah, you're right.
15:53Sorry for roughhousing.
15:54Watch it.
15:55Ha ha ha.
16:01This is seriously crazy!
16:03Of all people, Hirose has a crush on Mr. Otagiri!
16:07What should I do?
16:08At this rate, Hirose will.
16:11Huh?
16:12Works like a charm!
16:14With new Gigant Protein, everyone will love your muscles!
16:19Reach maximum potential!
16:21Join the movement!
16:23La Sola!
16:25This is it!
16:32We look like a superhero!
16:34You're so cool!
16:35I wish I was you!
16:37Let me know when you've got bags of carry!
16:41There's no better way to set yourself apart from any rival than to get totally ripped!
16:45If I get swole, Hirose will have to admit I'm better in every way and just be over that boring
16:50loser!
16:51Ugh!
16:52Ugh!
16:57Wake up ripped!
16:58Glowing and stupid, Hatsune!
17:00It's basic science!
17:02You really think just drinking that sludge will make you jacked?
17:07Finally, we're left with our tan theta.
17:10It's the ratio of the adjacent side and the opposite side.
17:13A triangle can be defined by these three ratios.
17:15Oh crap!
17:16I think it's like protein powder!
17:18Who wants to solve it?
17:21Nakamura!
17:24Uh...
17:24Excuse me, sir.
17:25Something is wrong.
17:26He doesn't look like he's feeling very well.
17:29Huh?
17:31I suppose he is a bit on the paler side.
17:33You need the nurse?
17:36Sorry, sir.
17:38Sir, can I make sure that he gets there okay?
17:40Sure, thanks.
17:41No, Hirose is coming with me!
17:43Because he's the class health rep?
17:45Or because he thinks of me as a friend?
17:49I've got your back.
17:50Cause I'm the class health rep.
17:52Figures.
17:56That sounds painful.
17:58We can go slower if you need to.
18:00Thanks.
18:01You can lean on me if you want.
18:03Cool, I appreciate it.
18:06I finally get some alone time with him and my stomach betrays me!
18:13Hey, wait!
18:20Nakamura?
18:23This sucks so bad!
18:25Please just close the door and leave me to die!
18:26Ugh!
18:28Ugh!
18:30Being sick is the worst.
18:31You have to get it out, so let yourself puke.
18:35So sweet and warm.
18:38Such a gentle, loving touch.
18:42What does it take to raise a perfect little saint like him?
18:46Hey!
18:49Huh? I guess nobody's in right now.
18:53I can stay with you until Nurse Cory comes back.
18:56Really? Shouldn't you head back and get some more work done?
18:59I can't.
19:00I'm too worried.
19:02Let me know if you need anything.
19:04Ugh, thanks.
19:06He's an angel!
19:08Damn it!
19:09I can't even drink protein powder without making a fool out of myself!
19:14I'm such a loser.
19:19Huh?
19:25Hey.
19:26How's Nakamura doing?
19:28Oh good.
19:29It's just you.
19:30And what's so good about it?
19:32Ah!
19:33Mr. Utakiri's here?!
19:34Nakamura's sleeping.
19:36He seemed a little better after puking his guts out earlier.
19:39Think so?
19:40We should still check in with the nurse.
19:43Hold on!
19:44Does this mean they're alone together?
19:46I mean, I'm here, but still!
19:48Well, I'm glad you're here.
19:50Think that you could help me with more of the math stuff?
19:52Oh, taking your studies seriously.
19:54Good on you.
19:57Gah!
19:57This sucks!
19:59Why is this happening?
20:00What did I do to deserve this?
20:02Whatcha doing on your phone there, Teach?
20:04Playing a game.
20:05Just getting the login bonus now.
20:07Sick.
20:09Hey, so, can I get your number?
20:13Uh...
20:14That's pretty personal.
20:16So what?
20:18That a no?
20:22Is the idea of me losing my job and landing in prison funny to you or something?
20:26Huh?!
20:27What are you talking about?!
20:30Okay, fine.
20:31Let's trade info.
20:32I don't want it anymore.
20:34I don't want it anymore.
20:34What?!
20:34Wait!
20:35Are they actually an item?!
20:38Huh?
20:38He's spilling the full name beans?!
20:40Is this for real?!
20:42That's super intimate and inappropriate!
20:44Wait, wait, wait!
20:45No, no, no, no, no!
20:46There's no way this is what I'm thinking!
20:47That's crazy!
20:48This is a teacher and a student!
20:50There's absolutely no way it's anything more than that!
20:53What's wrong then?
20:56Uh...
20:56Time to suck cheeks.
20:59AHHHHH!
21:01Oh...
21:01Can't you wait till school's out?
21:03Oh, no.
21:04I pretty much do it all the time.
21:05What kind of sick sucker is he?
21:08It doesn't bother me.
21:10I can handle it just fine.
21:11He's into it?!
21:12Schools are very strict about it, you know.
21:14Everywhere is strict about it!
21:15Suck someplace else, you freak!
21:18Aww...
21:20This blows.
21:21I had no idea they had such a tight bond.
21:24Not only did he get Hiroshi's personal contact info, which I'd do anything for,
21:28but he gets to suck his what?!
21:30Just kill me now, I can't take it anymore!
21:33I'm useless and frail, I have no purpose.
21:36Besides, I've hardly even spoken to him.
21:38What can a dork like me even do?
21:41That reminds me.
21:42Have you decided where you'll go?
21:44For your extracurricular lesson?
21:46Uh-uh, not yet.
21:47Uh-uh!
21:48You should have a lot of free time on your hands.
21:51I'd definitely check out as many places as I could.
21:54Okay.
21:56That's right!
21:57I have the extracurricular lesson, too!
22:01There's hope for me yet!
22:03I can bounce back from this like a champ!
22:06I'll turn this crappy situation around and come out on top!
22:10Like here, see?
22:11Radical!
22:14To Yokohama!
22:32It's so Friday, Friday, Chinatown!
22:40It's so Friday, Friday, Chinatown!
22:44What's his first time for me.
22:47It's so Friday, Keep your head up and hang up on top!
22:59It's so Friday, I'm still waiting for you to see the last night.
23:21It's so Friday, Friday, Chinatown, Jasmine in the mouth of the river.
Comments