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00:00:11The End
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00:01:51Two, three, four, down and up
00:01:56And down and up and down and up and down and up
00:02:04All right now ladies, take your lying down position
00:02:07Come on, hurry, hurry
00:02:09And right, roll back and left
00:02:13Roll back and right, roll back and left
00:02:18Roll back and up, two, three, and back, back
00:02:24Stretch way back, now touch and reach your toes
00:02:27And back, back, stretch way back, now touch and reach your toes
00:02:33And left, up, right, up, left and right
00:02:37And left, up, right and left, up, left and right, and left and right
00:02:42Right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right
00:02:45Oh you, come on, left, right, left, right, left, right
00:02:48Lift up your legs, left, right, left, right, left, right
00:02:52Okay girls, relax
00:02:54Here's your lunch, come and lap it up
00:02:58Well, here goes nothing.
00:03:00I got enough calcium in me for seven sets of tea.
00:03:03You know, I'd give four dollars for a skinny little hot dog right now.
00:03:06Milk.
00:03:07It's so good.
00:03:08Why do cows give it away?
00:03:10Personally, I adore milk.
00:03:12It's a bay then.
00:03:13You'll drink it and like it.
00:03:40Oh, my God.
00:03:58Oh, my God.
00:03:58Oh, my God.
00:04:00All right, girls, get your knees up.
00:04:02One, two, three, four.
00:04:04Come on, higher, higher.
00:04:05One, two, three, four.
00:04:07All right, girls, keep your knees up.
00:04:09How come they have so much when the butcher stores have so little?
00:04:30All right, girls, pull up some flab and sit down.
00:04:33I see you finished the coconut custard pie.
00:04:35It really hit the spot.
00:04:36How could I miss that target?
00:04:37Can't stop inflation, can they?
00:04:38Oh, I sold that cream pie yesterday.
00:04:41That was cream pie yesterday.
00:04:42The day is cheesecake.
00:04:43What about these chocolate bars?
00:04:45Oh, can't do it.
00:04:45That stuff belongs to the Army.
00:04:46This is what I'm selling.
00:04:47And it'll certainly start your second front.
00:04:50Say, those eclairs you sold us didn't have any filling in them.
00:04:53They were just empty shells.
00:04:55Well, I'm not the man I was either.
00:04:56Say, how about some non-fattening chocolate coconut cream bars?
00:04:59It'll make your stomach laugh right out loud.
00:05:00Non-fattening, it can't be.
00:05:02Oh, now, you've got to have a little faith in me.
00:05:04Mmm, the heavens, sheer heaven.
00:05:06Heaven can wait there, a buck and a half.
00:05:08Plainly marked right there on the box, 25 cents.
00:05:10It can't be plainly marked.
00:05:12I tried to rub it out.
00:05:12That synthetic rubber.
00:05:14What a dollar and a half for a 25-cent box?
00:05:16It's robbery.
00:05:17Lady, you wouldn't want to cheat me out of the sales tax, would you?
00:05:20Besides, look at all the fun you can have for a dollar and a half.
00:05:22And the chance I'd take bootlegging this stuff to you gals.
00:05:25Why, if a certain party ever caught me, why, I'd just be...
00:05:30Shoo, shoo.
00:05:31Go away, duck, blow.
00:05:32It's a raid.
00:05:32Back to your hangers.
00:05:33Go ahead, spread out.
00:05:33Go ahead.
00:05:34So, you're the one that's been stuffing those two turkeys.
00:05:38Well, how dare you?
00:05:39We don't have to stand here and be insulted for our good $8 a day.
00:05:42No, there's a place down the road ring being insulted for $2 a day.
00:05:46I'll see you inside.
00:05:48Yes, honey.
00:05:52At least leave the jeep, huh?
00:05:55Now, don't holler at me.
00:05:56Don't holler at you when you come around here selling candy, Jerry.
00:05:59I don't understand.
00:06:02You're going to get me fired, Jerry.
00:06:03Here, I'm trying to trim those blimps down, and you come along and blow them up again.
00:06:07Well, you take it off, I'll put it on.
00:06:08They'll stay here longer.
00:06:09I was so happy yesterday because I got one of them to bend over and touch her knees.
00:06:13Now she can't even see her knees.
00:06:14Well, I'm doing it all for you.
00:06:15How do you expect us to get married Sunday if I don't make a little extra dough?
00:06:18Don't tell me it's still on for Sunday.
00:06:20Isn't this the time of the week it usually gets postponed?
00:06:23Not this time, baby.
00:06:23This time we marry.
00:06:25Yeah, I've been hearing that for eight weeks running.
00:06:27First you get quarantined and camped.
00:06:29Then your leave got canceled.
00:06:30Then my leave got canceled.
00:06:31Then your leave got canceled.
00:06:32Then I got poison ivy.
00:06:37My trousseau's worn out just from packing and unpacking.
00:06:40Yeah, I know.
00:06:41Your bridal gown has made the trip to Camp Arthur so often you could stand it up in the road
00:06:44and it would walk there by itself.
00:06:47What am I laughing at?
00:06:56Say, Winnie, baby, before you come out to camp tonight, you've got to go into town.
00:07:00What for?
00:07:01Well, you've got to get our wedding ring out of hock.
00:07:03Jerry, you don't mean you hocked the wedding ring even before the wedding.
00:07:06Well, we had to pay for the marriage license, didn't we?
00:07:08Yes, where do we get the money to bail the wedding ring out?
00:07:11Well, we hocked the engagement ring.
00:07:13We're already engaged.
00:07:14We don't need that anymore.
00:07:14Oh, and I suppose after the ceremony, we hocked the wedding ring to pay the minister.
00:07:19Oh, that's a great idea.
00:07:20I was wondering how I was going to pay him off.
00:07:23Gee, do you suppose he'll ever live long enough to get both of those rings on the same finger at
00:07:27the same time?
00:07:28Oh, sure.
00:07:28Of course, we may have to spend our honeymoon in the pawn shop, but it'll work out.
00:07:32Yes, well, I bought a little wedding present for you that you can't hock.
00:07:36So good is it?
00:07:37Well, you remember the night we had dinner at Chili Chili's?
00:07:39Yeah, that was the night I got that terrible attack of indigestion.
00:07:42That was the night you asked me to marry you.
00:07:43Well, whatever it was, it sure kept me awake all night.
00:07:47I couldn't sleep awake.
00:07:48I was just...
00:07:49Do you remember number eight on the jukebox?
00:07:51Yeah, when I found out you liked it, I played it over and over.
00:07:53Where'd you get all those nickels?
00:07:54Oh, be quiet and listen.
00:07:55I made a record of that song.
00:07:57Yeah?
00:07:59I've never done this before.
00:08:01That's me.
00:08:01It's very simple.
00:08:03Just now, closer to the microphone.
00:08:05There.
00:08:10I said it couldn't happen to me, which only proves how wrong you can be.
00:08:18Is that you?
00:08:19Uh-huh.
00:08:20Oh, you've got to hit me with that in person.
00:08:21But who did?
00:08:23I did.
00:08:24Yes, I did.
00:08:26I said there'd be no bride and no june.
00:08:29The rhyme is moon.
00:08:30To take that well-known route to the moon.
00:08:34I said I never would start to dream.
00:08:37But who did?
00:08:38I did.
00:08:39Yes, I did.
00:08:41I said I'm so in love, and after all my promises, one kiss and I glow.
00:08:49Oh, naturally.
00:08:51Love takes care of Dottie, Thomases, ask me, I know.
00:08:58If I could just be sure you were mine, I'd give my heart that go-ahead sign.
00:09:06I said I never would fall in love, but who did?
00:09:11I did.
00:09:12You did?
00:09:13Yes, I did.
00:09:17Now try one, just a little louder.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:20Who said that?
00:09:21Who cares?
00:09:28I never thought that I was a square.
00:09:31That someday I'd be walking on air.
00:09:37I never thought I would fall for you, but who did?
00:09:42You did.
00:09:44That I did.
00:09:46I used to tell myself I was strong.
00:09:54But I went weak when you came along.
00:09:58I said I'd never get off the beam, but who did?
00:10:03You did.
00:10:04Yes, I did.
00:10:06I'm on your hook, and playing fish is fun for me.
00:10:11I never felt greater.
00:10:15Look what loving you has done for me.
00:10:21I'll have it set later.
00:10:31Imagine parking us here while they go fishing.
00:10:34What do you mean fishing?
00:10:35I'll bet that they...
00:10:35Shh!
00:10:36Don't make any cracks now.
00:10:37It looks like a lovely place, darling.
00:10:39Well, get a good rest, dear.
00:10:41Well, goodbye, Maggie, my dear.
00:10:43We'll pick you up Sunday.
00:10:45Better hurry.
00:10:45That fish is waiting for you.
00:10:47Oh, we're holding up the bus.
00:10:49Yeah, yeah, we got to pick up the bait.
00:10:50What do you use, live worms that wiggle?
00:10:53Yes, live red-headed worms.
00:10:55That's a good one.
00:10:57Well, goodbye, dear.
00:10:58Goodbye.
00:10:58Well, goodbye, Maggie, my dear.
00:11:01Well, goodbye, Julian, my dear.
00:11:03Goodbye.
00:11:04Goodbye, Courtney.
00:11:04Bye.
00:11:10Fine thing, putting us up to pasture so they can go cutie chasing.
00:11:14I can't believe Henry would do such a thing.
00:11:17Oh, you can't, eh?
00:11:18Well, don't think just because your husband's a judge, he's above suspicion.
00:11:21What do you think judges do in their chambers?
00:11:23Telling us they're going fishing.
00:11:25I'll eat every fish they catch and eat it raw.
00:11:28If we only knew just where they were going, we might be able to do something about it.
00:11:32Henry wouldn't dare go there, would he?
00:11:35Where?
00:11:35What are you talking about?
00:11:37No, no, that's impossible.
00:11:38Speak up.
00:11:39What's impossible?
00:11:40Well, you know our summer place at Southampton.
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:43Well, we haven't used it for months, but the other day I overheard Henry asking the maid
00:11:48for the keys.
00:11:49Well, why didn't you say so?
00:11:51That's where they're going.
00:11:52Oh, but they said that we could call them tonight at Montauk Point.
00:11:55Oh, that's just to throw us off the track.
00:11:57They'll probably take their cuties out to the house tomorrow.
00:11:59Right, and we'll be there to welcome them.
00:12:02But that was our honeymoon cottage.
00:12:04Henry wouldn't take anyone there.
00:12:07He took you there, didn't he?
00:12:14Yes, that's what we'll do.
00:12:16We'll drive out to Southampton early in the morning, so we'll be there when they arrive.
00:12:20We'll give them a little reception.
00:12:21They'll never forget.
00:12:23I don't know whether to greet them with shotguns or lawyers.
00:12:26The dogs.
00:12:26How would they like it if we went gallivanting around with some baby-faced Romeos?
00:12:31Huh?
00:12:32That's it?
00:12:32That's just what we'll do.
00:12:34What?
00:12:35Did I say something?
00:12:36You sure did.
00:12:37I'll show that middle-aged Henry Aldrich of mine that I can buy my way into kindergarten, too.
00:12:42It's an idea.
00:12:44If we can make them jealous, they might learn to appreciate us.
00:12:47Isn't it dangerous?
00:12:49Look, Cornelia, our husbands aren't much, but they're the only ones we've got, and we're going to hold on to
00:12:53them if we can.
00:12:55Of course, we haven't got the grip we used to have.
00:12:57Come to think of it, we haven't got the little boyfriends, either.
00:13:00Yeah, that's right.
00:13:01Oh, but we ought to be able to buy, borrow, or steal some young males somewhere.
00:13:04The only young males around here are cats.
00:13:08Oh, I don't know.
00:13:10Hello.
00:13:12Oh, hello, girls.
00:13:13Have you finished grazing yet?
00:13:15How long are you in for?
00:13:16We're expecting a pardon any minute.
00:13:18Come here.
00:13:19Me?
00:13:24You're a soldier, aren't you?
00:13:26Oh, no, but wait a minute.
00:13:27I'm an American soldier.
00:13:28I'm on your side.
00:13:29Sit down, soldier.
00:13:30I want to ask you some questions.
00:13:31Huh?
00:13:32What do you do with your spare time?
00:13:35Oh, you know about that, huh?
00:13:37Shh.
00:13:39I know just what you want, girls.
00:13:41My, things certainly get around fast, don't they?
00:13:44Oh, you're not the only ones.
00:13:45I've got plenty of customers in here.
00:13:46I really should have an assistant, but I like to take care of everybody personally.
00:13:50Really?
00:13:50Mm-hmm.
00:13:51Well, I saw him first, girls.
00:13:53Yeah, but what about us?
00:13:54Well, I've got a wonderful line of assorted kisses.
00:13:56It sounds peachy, doesn't it?
00:13:58Just ducky.
00:13:59Yes, and there's one piece of cheesecake left and some almond bars.
00:14:02I think.
00:14:03Look, my truck's parked right around the corner.
00:14:04Wait a minute.
00:14:05Just what are you selling?
00:14:07Well, candies, chocolates, and pastries.
00:14:09Oh, no.
00:14:10We don't want any of that.
00:14:12Well, what are we talking about?
00:14:14You look like a young man with an eye to business.
00:14:17How'd you like to make yourself $100?
00:14:19$100?
00:14:21Look, ladies, I don't know a thing about the Norton bomb site.
00:14:23I'm just a little man with...
00:14:24Oh, this is a little personal matter.
00:14:26Now, I have a job for you.
00:14:27And can you get a couple of other nice boys for us?
00:14:30Well, for $100 a head, I can get you the whole company.
00:14:32We'll settle for three.
00:14:33We really should have a special price for three.
00:14:36Well, what is this project?
00:14:37What do we have to do?
00:14:39And what do we do with the body after we do it?
00:14:41We simply want you to spend Sunday with us.
00:14:44Oh, we have a lovely house and plenty to eat and drink.
00:14:47Oh, I'm sorry, lady.
00:14:48If you expect me to carry on an affair de cour, I can't do it.
00:14:51Why not?
00:14:51I don't know what it means.
00:14:53Now, there's nothing to be afraid of.
00:14:55Look, girls, why don't you stop taking vitamin pills
00:14:57and forget this whole thing, huh, girls?
00:14:59You're throwing away a chance to make some easy money.
00:15:02Well, what's so easy about it?
00:15:03Besides, I've got a girl, and that's good enough for me.
00:15:05What do you think I am, a wolf?
00:15:19I just feel old.
00:15:21Here's our two o'clock feeding.
00:15:23I've unpacked you if you'd like to get into your place, Sue.
00:15:25Oh, but we haven't anyone to play with.
00:15:27By the way, where did that soldier boy come from?
00:15:30Camp Arthur.
00:15:31There are 20,000 of them there.
00:15:3320,000?
00:15:3420,000 lonesome boys.
00:15:36Yum, yum.
00:15:37A lot of us girls go over and dance with them every Saturday afternoon.
00:15:40Why, that's today.
00:15:42Girl, we have a patriotic duty to perform.
00:15:45It's the call to arms.
00:15:47You better pack up our things again.
00:15:48You're not staying?
00:15:49No, we're enlisting.
00:15:51Yes, home defense work.
00:15:53We'll stop on the way and pick up some cigarettes and stuff for the boys.
00:15:56Say, you know, I'm going to enjoy this defense work.
00:15:58Don't confuse the issue.
00:16:00You know what we're going to defend.
00:16:01Let's get to it.
00:16:17Hey, face it, you rain a cheer
00:16:19Wearing a khaki suit
00:16:23Let's face it
00:16:24When you appear
00:16:26The ladies whisper,
00:16:27A-D-Q
00:16:29When we can do
00:16:31We're right in the groove
00:16:32And do they approve
00:16:34Get back
00:16:36Oh, let's face it
00:16:38It's not so dumb
00:16:39We're up to get for Uncle Sam
00:16:43Besides all these chances to pass
00:16:45Just think of the presents we get
00:16:50My girl gave me these black and whites
00:16:53I got this
00:16:55But it never lights
00:16:56Say
00:16:57My girl gave me these songs I've made
00:17:00I got what I ask
00:17:02What is your, your thing?
00:17:04My girl gave me this style to twist
00:17:07Uncle Sam needs you
00:17:09And you should enlist
00:17:10Oh, let's face it
00:17:12We're on the beat
00:17:14Drawing a soldier's pain
00:17:18Let's face it
00:17:19Sugar and cream
00:17:21Lots of coffee every day
00:17:24Each weekend past
00:17:26Each day to the last
00:17:27Do we cook with gas?
00:17:29Yeah, man
00:17:30So let's face it
00:17:33It's not so dumb
00:17:34Dropping it for Uncle Sam
00:17:37When you join up
00:17:39You don't go wrong
00:17:41The army builds them
00:17:43So big and strong
00:17:44You go through flames
00:17:46Steel and even mud
00:17:48Before they're done
00:17:49You're fearless
00:17:50Blood
00:17:51Let it
00:17:52Face it
00:17:53We're on the beat
00:17:55Drawing a soldier's pain
00:18:06Let's
00:18:07Baby
00:18:08Gee, I'm glad to see you
00:18:09Have a beat in here
00:18:12Sweetie
00:18:13Oh, it's good to see you
00:18:15Jay, you look fine
00:18:16Yeah, I put on a couple of plows
00:18:17Since last week
00:18:18Good, now your face looks like something
00:18:19I can get the teeth in
00:18:20You too
00:18:21Hey, is that the wedding present for Jerry?
00:18:23Yes, and I'm getting tired
00:18:25Of lugging it back at four
00:18:26Oh, it's all set now
00:18:27Seen Private Walker?
00:18:28No, sir
00:18:30Private Walker drive up yet
00:18:32With a truckload of supplies?
00:18:33Not yet, Sergeant
00:18:34Well, where is he?
00:18:34Well, we don't know
00:18:35Nah, that irresponsible sap
00:18:37You can't depend on him
00:18:38This is the army
00:18:39Not a golf course
00:18:41When a man gets an order in the army
00:18:42Nothing should stand in his way
00:18:43He should see that those supplies get here
00:18:45Even if he has to drive through
00:18:47The side of the building
00:18:58Private Walker reporting for guardhouse duty, sir
00:19:00Come out of there
00:19:01Come here
00:19:06I guess we better call the insurance company
00:19:08I've been in the service 15 years
00:19:11And in all my experience
00:19:12I've never run into anyone
00:19:13So incompetent
00:19:14Stop that horn
00:19:16Stop that horn
00:19:19Stop that horn
00:19:20Come on
00:19:21I know pig-headed first sergeant's gonna
00:19:23Oh, I'm sorry, sir
00:19:25I apologize
00:19:25In the future
00:19:26I'll think those things to myself
00:19:27You will, huh?
00:19:29You'll think those things to yourself
00:19:31I said stop that horn
00:19:32I said stop that horn
00:19:34He'll kill me
00:19:36Stop that horn
00:19:37You stupid idiot
00:19:42You wreck an army jeep
00:19:44You crash through the side of a building
00:19:45And you apologize
00:19:46Do you realize what these repairs will cost?
00:19:49Well, if the government will take it out of my pay
00:19:51I can charge it off my income tax
00:19:52They'll take it out of your pay, all right
00:19:54And they'll put you in a place where you don't need money
00:19:57How do you like that?
00:19:58Oh
00:20:04Does this mean you forgive me, sergeant?
00:20:06Why?
00:20:10Stop that horn
00:20:12Stop that horn
00:20:14Stop that horn
00:20:14I just
00:20:15Stop that horn
00:20:17Damaged post exchange wall
00:20:19$40
00:20:20Repairs to candy counter
00:20:22$8
00:20:22Total destruction of 8 boxes of gumdrops
00:20:2516 cartons of chocolate bars with nuts
00:20:28112 assorted lollipops
00:20:31And 6 cans of peanut brittle
00:20:32Also with nuts
00:20:34$19.60
00:20:36Making a grand total of $204.10
00:20:41Now, Private Walker
00:20:42What do you suggest I do with this bill?
00:20:46Send it to my draft board
00:20:47They got me into this
00:20:49Oh
00:20:49I'm afraid you'll have to take care of it yourself
00:20:52Otherwise, your Uncle Sammy might get very angry
00:20:55And write you a nasty lawyer letter
00:20:58Now, you wouldn't want him to do that
00:21:00Would you?
00:21:01Oh, no
00:21:02I'll pay for the damage, sergeant
00:21:04But you'll have to give me a little time
00:21:05Yes, I think that'd be arranged
00:21:08Let's say, uh, six months
00:21:10In the guardhouse, unless you pay this bill
00:21:12Oh, but serge, have a heart
00:21:14Where would I get $200?
00:21:16Oh, that's your little problem, Private Walker
00:21:19Does this mean my weekend leave is canceled?
00:21:21It means you're confined to quarters
00:21:22Until we get around to court marshalling you
00:21:24Now get back to work on that jeep
00:21:26And leave it where it is
00:21:27I want the captain to see it
00:21:29Yeah, but I'm supposed to get married tomorrow
00:21:31Oh
00:21:32In that case, I'll reserve the honeymoon suite in the guardhouse
00:21:35For you and the little bride
00:21:40Is the sentry a married man?
00:21:42Oh, yes
00:21:45Say, there's too much competition around here
00:21:49We may have to find some civilians
00:21:51Who do we know in 4F?
00:21:56I wish I'd worn my hat with the veil
00:22:01Excuse me, ladies
00:22:03Well, the three rover girls
00:22:04Well, what's cooking besides your bloodstream?
00:22:07Crawl back under your rock, you worm
00:22:10Why don't you try the Navy?
00:22:11Maybe they'll go
00:22:13Hey, wait a minute
00:22:14I want to talk to you
00:22:14We're not buying any lollipop soldier
00:22:17Yeah, well, look
00:22:17I've been thinking over that proposition of yours
00:22:19About wanting companions tomorrow
00:22:20Oh, no
00:22:21We want clean ones
00:22:22Oh, well, don't worry
00:22:23This stuff comes right off
00:22:24I know a couple other fellows
00:22:25Are awfully hard up for dough
00:22:26No, I mean
00:22:27I mean, what they wouldn't do for a hundred bucks
00:22:30No, I
00:22:30Why don't you just take a deep breath
00:22:32And start all over
00:22:33Yeah, well, I'd like to hear a little more about the deal
00:22:35Maybe the facts ain't as bad as the figures
00:22:38Well, facts are very simple
00:22:39We've a lovely home at Southampton
00:22:41But what's a home without the pitter-patter
00:22:43Of little boys like you?
00:22:45Three hundred bucks for pitter-patter?
00:22:46Ain't there a ceiling?
00:22:48Oh, it'll be so cozy
00:22:49Just the six of us
00:22:51No chaperone?
00:22:52Chaperone? What for?
00:22:53We're old enough to take care of ourselves
00:22:55Yeah, but we ain't
00:22:56Well, uh, couldn't you learn?
00:23:00Three hundred bucks
00:23:01Bingo!
00:23:02Oh, no!
00:23:03This has got to be COD
00:23:04Well, really, lady
00:23:05I'll be in a much happier mood
00:23:06If I can get the money in advance
00:23:07You might lose it by tomorrow
00:23:08The mood, I mean
00:23:10Here, I'll give you a fifty dollar deposit
00:23:12And this is the address
00:23:13You and the other boys
00:23:15Be over as early as possible
00:23:16Tomorrow afternoon
00:23:17Now, don't disappoint us
00:23:19You little darling
00:23:21Easy, lady
00:23:22You're running into overtime
00:23:23What's your name?
00:23:24Oh, Jerry Walker
00:23:25And when I arrive
00:23:26Pay me the money
00:23:27And I'll give the boys their share
00:23:28It'll save a lot of embarrassment
00:23:30And a lot of explaining
00:23:31And a lot of money
00:23:34Oh, here you are
00:23:36Will you come with me, please?
00:23:37Sergeant Wiggins wants to thank you
00:23:39For supplying all those nice things
00:23:40For the boys
00:23:41And we want to thank Sergeant Wiggins
00:23:43For supplying all these nice things for us
00:23:51Hey, what do you got there?
00:23:52Oh, just some pictures of presidents I'm saving
00:23:55What do the sergeants say?
00:23:56Oh, plenty
00:23:56I'm in an awful jam, fellas
00:23:57Hey, anything we can do?
00:23:59Yeah, I need lots of money
00:24:00This time money talks
00:24:01How much dough you got?
00:24:02I got about three bucks
00:24:02Yeah, I got two and a half
00:24:03You haven't even started to whisper yet
00:24:05Unless I can raise about thirty bucks
00:24:06It's a guardhouse for me
00:24:07Gee, that's too bad
00:24:09Boy, I sure wish we could help you
00:24:11Well, there is something you can do
00:24:12But I really don't like to ask you
00:24:14Well, we're your pals, ain't we?
00:24:16Yeah, but this ain't no ordinary job
00:24:19Jerry, to get you out of this jam
00:24:20I'd kiss a pig
00:24:23You may have to
00:24:25What do you mean?
00:24:26Yeah, what's on your mind?
00:24:27Well, come on in here
00:24:28And I'll tell you all about it
00:24:31Hi, Jerry
00:24:32I left you
00:24:32Put it down
00:24:38Look, how would you like to spend
00:24:39All day Sunday
00:24:40At a beautiful home in the Sound
00:24:41All you can eat
00:24:42All you can drink
00:24:42And get ten bucks apiece besides
00:24:45Huh?
00:24:45Can we bring our girls?
00:24:46No, no, that's taken care of, too
00:24:47I don't get it
00:24:48You mean we get eats
00:24:49And drinks
00:24:50And dames
00:24:51And we get ten bucks apiece?
00:24:52That's right
00:24:52Nothing to do
00:24:53And we get big money
00:24:54It's a big rainbow
00:24:55With three pots at the end of it
00:24:56Well, who pays the ten bucks?
00:24:58The dames
00:24:59Why?
00:25:00For expenses
00:25:01They're patriotic
00:25:02They want to do something
00:25:03For us soldiers
00:25:04Oh, it's sort of
00:25:05A new kind of a USO
00:25:07Yeah, in a way
00:25:08Yeah, yeah
00:25:08There's something screwy
00:25:09About three dames
00:25:10That want to pay us
00:25:11To spend the day with them
00:25:12Oh, well, you see
00:25:13They're kind of lonesome
00:25:14You know, stuck way out there
00:25:15All by themselves
00:25:16In a big house
00:25:17And it's rough
00:25:17Oh, you mean
00:25:18We have to next with them?
00:25:19Well, maybe a little
00:25:20But what have you got to lose?
00:25:21Hey, now, wait a minute
00:25:22What do they look like?
00:25:23Well
00:25:24Oh, the one
00:25:25Oh, she looks like
00:25:27Madeline Carroll
00:25:27Dorothy L'Amour
00:25:28And Claudette Colbert
00:25:29All rolled up
00:25:30Into one big lump
00:25:31That's yours
00:25:32Hey, now, don't take me
00:25:33For granted
00:25:35But it ain't bad
00:25:36And yours
00:25:37Oh, but
00:25:38She looks
00:25:38She's sort of a
00:25:39Veronica Lake
00:25:39With two eyes
00:25:40And a figure
00:25:41Like Paulette Goddard
00:25:43Gee, all that
00:25:44And ten bucks, too
00:25:45Hey, but wait a minute
00:25:46That means we got to
00:25:47Break our dates
00:25:47With Muriel and Jane
00:25:48Besides, how'll that
00:25:49Help you out of your jam?
00:25:50Oh, don't you see?
00:25:51I'll have 30 bucks
00:25:52When you fellas lend me
00:25:52The 20 you get
00:25:53Don't tell me that
00:25:54Damage amounted
00:25:55To only 30 bucks
00:25:56Oh, no, that's just
00:25:57The down payment
00:25:57The rest will come out
00:25:58Of my pay for the next few years
00:25:59What do you say, fellas?
00:26:01Will you do it?
00:26:02Well, okay
00:26:03But you got to promise
00:26:03To pay us back that dough
00:26:04Oh, I give you my word
00:26:06I'll even swear to it
00:26:06With my hand on a three-hour pass
00:26:08One more thing
00:26:09Though, Sergeant Wiggins
00:26:10Put me under arrest
00:26:10In quarters
00:26:11I got to figure some way
00:26:12Of getting out of here
00:26:12Yeah, fine time
00:26:13For you to get caught
00:26:14AWOL
00:26:15I don't intend to get caught
00:26:16That's what I got to figure out
00:26:17Ain't you in enough trouble already?
00:26:19Oh, look
00:26:19I'm as good a soldier as anybody
00:26:21This is the only way
00:26:21I get to pay for the damage
00:26:22I've done
00:26:23Okay, wise guy
00:26:24But don't get us in a jam
00:26:26Now, would I do a thing like that?
00:26:28Yeah
00:26:28Yeah
00:26:31Hey, what about Winnie?
00:26:32We can't tell her
00:26:33About this little deal
00:26:33Well, I'll have to cook up
00:26:34Some kind of a story
00:26:35After all, I'm really
00:26:36Doing all this for Winnie
00:26:37What are you doing for Winnie?
00:26:39Oh, hello, baby
00:26:39Hello, Winnie
00:26:40Say, what happened?
00:26:41Oh, woman driver
00:26:42Say, you're late
00:26:43I was scared you weren't coming
00:26:44I missed the last bus
00:26:45And I had to hitchhike in
00:26:46I made up my mind
00:26:47That nothing was going to postpone
00:26:48Our getting married this time
00:26:50Yeah
00:26:51Say, what are you wearing
00:26:52Those things for?
00:26:53You're not in trouble again, Jerry
00:26:54Oh, no
00:26:55I was just trying to find out
00:26:56What makes a jeep go up and down
00:26:57Instead of straight ahead
00:27:01Well, come on, Barney
00:27:02Let's find Muriel and Gene
00:27:03Yeah, we got to explain
00:27:04To them about tomorrow
00:27:05Yeah, well, don't explain too much
00:27:06And hurry back as soon as you can
00:27:07Bye, bye, Winnie
00:27:09Whatever happens, Winnie
00:27:10Remember, it's all for your own good
00:27:11Get going, will ya?
00:27:12Sit down, honey
00:27:14What are they talking about?
00:27:16Oh, nothing, nothing at all
00:27:18Say, you look sharp today
00:27:21Here's the license
00:27:25And here's the ring
00:27:27And here's the pawn ticket
00:27:29Now you take over, I'm tired
00:27:37Will you still do this after we're married?
00:27:40Oh, Winnie
00:27:41These are times when American womanhood
00:27:43Must be prepared to make sacrifices
00:27:44I know, I'm marrying you, ain't I?
00:27:47When duty calls ours not to reason why
00:27:49Ours but to...
00:27:50Skip the poetry
00:27:50What are you leading up to?
00:27:53I'm going on special duty
00:27:55Well, what of it?
00:27:56Well, I won't be back till late Sunday night
00:27:58Too late
00:27:59Oh
00:28:00It's a tough break, honey
00:28:02Well, why don't you try and get out of it?
00:28:04Let them pick someone else for this special duty
00:28:06Well, they picked me because they figured I was the best man for the job
00:28:09Would you want me to shirk it?
00:28:11No, darling
00:28:11You go and do your best
00:28:14Oh, that's a spirit
00:28:16I should have known
00:28:18When I woke up this morning, I looked in the mirror and I said
00:28:20So you think you're getting married tomorrow, huh?
00:28:23And I laughed right in my own face
00:28:26Well, it's all for the best, Winnie
00:28:27Look
00:28:29It's $50
00:28:30Get that ring out of Hawk and buy yourself a trousseau
00:28:33Where did you get this?
00:28:35Well, it's kind of a bonus
00:28:37Bonus?
00:28:38Don't they usually give medals?
00:28:40Not for the work I've got to do
00:28:42Just what kind of a special assignment is this?
00:28:45Well, I can't tell you that
00:28:46A military secret?
00:28:48Yeah, it's a military secret
00:28:49Dangerous?
00:28:50Well, men have been shot doing this type of work
00:28:52You will be careful, darling
00:28:54Oh, don't worry
00:28:55Just take care of yourself
00:28:57Well, I've got to leave right away
00:28:59Bye, darling
00:29:03You better call the justice of the peace
00:29:04And tell him it's all off again, huh?
00:29:05I'll do it right away
00:29:06Now, you do everything you're told
00:29:07And maybe when you come back
00:29:08You'll have stripes on that sleeve
00:29:10Yeah, stripes
00:29:10I may have them all over me
00:29:17Oh, hello, girls
00:29:18Hello, Miss Potter
00:29:19You helping to entertain the boys?
00:29:21Oh, little
00:29:22I was rehearsing a song
00:29:23I'll let them push me around the dance floor
00:29:24It's fun being pushed around, isn't it?
00:29:27Say, I understand you girls walked out on the milk farm
00:29:29Well, when we heard about the wonderful work you girls were doing
00:29:32We realized how selfish we were to be thinking just of ourselves
00:29:35Oh, are you three going to dance with the boys?
00:29:37We're doing better than that
00:29:39We're having the boys come out to dance with us
00:29:41Yes, we've picked ourselves three little soldiers
00:29:44To entertain all day tomorrow
00:29:45I have a house at Southampton
00:29:47They'll have a lovely time
00:29:48Well, lucky boys
00:29:50Oh, by the way, Miss Potter
00:29:51Are you going back to the milk farm?
00:29:53I think so, why?
00:29:54Well, if any mail or telegrams come
00:29:56Please send them on to this address
00:29:59Supposing your husband should telephone
00:30:01What will I tell them?
00:30:02Tell them we're fishing
00:30:04The same as they are
00:30:05Goodbye, Miss Potter
00:30:14Hey, there's Winnie
00:30:15Where?
00:30:16Oh, Winnie
00:30:17Hiya, Winnie
00:30:18Hiya, kid
00:30:18Oh, I heard about the wedding being postponed again
00:30:21Well, that's all it is when you're engaged to a soldier
00:30:24Yeah, you never know when he's going to be called into action
00:30:25Oh, no, it's not that serious
00:30:26We'll be back sometime tomorrow night
00:30:28Are you boys in on it, too?
00:30:30Oh, three of us
00:30:31Must be important
00:30:32They're awfully mysterious about it
00:30:34Well, they have to be careful
00:30:35Sure, you know what they say
00:30:36A slip of the lip will smear the lipstick
00:30:38Oh, we'll call you as soon as we get back tomorrow night
00:30:41Yeah, we're only going as far as Southampton
00:30:44Southampton, huh?
00:30:46Can't you keep your big mouth shut?
00:30:48I didn't say where in Southampton
00:30:50Oh, Jerry told me about it
00:30:52He said there were some fifth column activities going on around there
00:30:54Yeah, maybe even sixth column
00:30:56He said there were some trained Japanese beetles
00:30:58Going around spreading German measles
00:31:00That's right
00:31:01And we've got to put a stop to it
00:31:02Yes, we certainly have got to put a stop to it
00:31:06You boys go and finish this dance out together
00:31:08We've got some business to talk over
00:31:13I hope this ketchup works
00:31:15I'm beginning to feel like a hamburger
00:31:20That's enough
00:31:21You're getting it all
00:31:21Jiggers, here comes a salad
00:31:24Oh, easy
00:31:25Oh, that's it
00:31:26Take it slow
00:31:27Oh, easy
00:31:28Oh, easy
00:31:28Hurt man?
00:31:29I can't tell
00:31:30He's losing a lot of blood
00:31:31Save it for the Red Cross
00:31:32Better send for an ambulance
00:31:33No, no, don't send for an ambulance
00:31:35The boys can run me over to the hospital in a jeep
00:31:38Okay
00:31:38Take it easy, huh?
00:31:40We'll take care of him, Sarge
00:31:44Let me know what the doctor says
00:31:47Yeah, we'll call you
00:31:52All clear
00:31:56Hey, what'll I do with this bottle of ketchup?
00:31:57Save it, you never know when we'll need more blood
00:31:59Are you sure this won't get us into trouble?
00:32:01Oh, quit worrying, will you?
00:32:02I'll telephone the sergeant myself
00:32:04And tell him the doctor said I'd be laid up for a few days
00:32:06Then when we get back from Southampton
00:32:08I'll stick a piece of adhesive tape on my head
00:32:09And report back for duty
00:32:10But supposing he finds out you never checked into the hospital
00:32:13Yeah, that'll get us into trouble
00:32:14Yeah
00:32:14You fellas just say that you left me in front of the hospital
00:32:16Yeah, but what'll you say?
00:32:17Well, I'll tell him I don't remember a thing
00:32:18That bump in my head knocked me silly
00:32:20Okay, but it's your headache
00:32:22Lucky thing for you, the rear end of the jeep caved in
00:32:24What do you mean lucky?
00:32:25What do you think I was working on all afternoon?
00:32:27You mean you did that?
00:32:28Oh, fool
00:32:30You better lay low so Wiggins don't see you
00:32:32Yeah, I'll meet you fellas tonight
00:32:33In front of that statue in the playgrounds, huh?
00:32:36Oh, and don't get in any trouble
00:32:38No
00:32:45He should be here
00:32:50Hiya, Jerry
00:32:51Shh
00:32:52Let's keep it all low, huh, fellas?
00:32:55Where'd you get gas after 7 o'clock?
00:32:57You sneak
00:32:57It's a swell place you picked for a conference
00:32:59Yeah, it couldn't be wide open
00:33:00Yeah, and if Sergeant Wiggins ever catches us
00:33:02We'll all be yard birds
00:33:03Oh, quit worrying, will you?
00:33:04There's nobody here but these three men from Boys Town
00:33:06What do you got in the basket?
00:33:07Oh, I brought you some sandwiches and a pie
00:33:09In case you get hungry
00:33:10Oh, I love you dearly love pie
00:33:11That's my meat
00:33:12Where are you gonna spend the night?
00:33:13In town, I'll pick you fellas up right after reveling
00:33:15We'll head for Southampton
00:33:16Look at that woman
00:33:17Wish I knew what we were in for
00:33:19Oh, it's really simple
00:33:20All we have to do is amuse three women
00:33:21I thought they were supposed to amuse us
00:33:23Well, it works both ways
00:33:24Half the time we amuse them
00:33:25And the other half of the time
00:33:26Watch out
00:33:28Say, Jerry, I got an idea
00:33:29These dames ain't gonna want to play gin rummy
00:33:31I know
00:33:32I'll bring along some phonograph records
00:33:33Yeah, maybe if we wear them out dancing
00:33:35They'd be too tired to neck later, huh?
00:33:36Yeah
00:33:36Oh, we're pretty good
00:33:37Hey, who's that?
00:33:38Somebody's coming
00:33:39Let's get out
00:33:39I want to be careful
00:33:40They might hear us
00:33:40Holy mackerel
00:33:41It's Sergeant Wiggins
00:33:42With Winnie, why, I'll kill him
00:33:43No, no, no
00:33:44Are you kidding?
00:33:45Let me
00:33:46Wait
00:33:47Isn't this the long way to the guest house, Sergeant?
00:33:49Yeah
00:33:50But it's such a beautiful moonlight night
00:33:52I thought I'd be ashamed to waste it
00:33:53Here
00:33:54Let's sit down and talk a while, huh?
00:33:57It's nice of you to take me around
00:33:58The soldier who invited me
00:33:59I've had some business to attend to
00:34:01Well, one man's feast
00:34:02Another man's famine, huh?
00:34:07You know
00:34:08You're just the kind of a girl
00:34:10That I could go for in a
00:34:11A big way
00:34:12You sure have got that
00:34:14That thing
00:34:14Yeah
00:34:22Oh, Sergeant
00:34:24Look at the moon and the stars
00:34:27Ah, what a wonderful night
00:34:29It certainly might have been
00:34:33Where have you been all my life, Miss Potter?
00:34:44Anything wrong?
00:34:46Oh, no
00:34:47Nothing at all
00:34:50Sergeant
00:34:51Tell me more about the moon and the stars
00:35:01Tell me, are you married or going steady or anything?
00:35:05Oh, no
00:35:06I'm as free as a mountain goat
00:35:08My, Sergeant
00:35:09What a strong man you are
00:35:11How do you keep so fit?
00:35:12It must be the army life
00:35:13Oh, partly, yes
00:35:14But the main reason is I watch my diet
00:35:17Never eat desserts
00:35:18Here
00:35:18Feel that
00:35:19My
00:35:20Why would you believe it?
00:35:21I haven't had a piece of pie in my mouth in 15 years
00:35:37Hey
00:35:39Wow
00:35:41Thanks for the lip, Mac
00:35:42Hey, soldier
00:35:44I mean, Maxine
00:35:47How do you like that?
00:35:48And we were riding in the back
00:35:50Gee, they do everything, don't they?
00:35:52Yeah, good
00:35:54Say, this is quite a pup tent for us dogs to bark in, huh?
00:35:57Yeah, something tells me we're going to wind up in a pond
00:35:59No, this is it
00:36:03Well, nobody home, let's go
00:36:05Wait a minute, give them time
00:36:06Maybe they think we're from the FHA
00:36:07I'll go take a look around the side
00:36:10I guess the bell is broke
00:36:12Come on, I told you, there's nobody home
00:36:13Would you stand by for
00:36:15Hey, fellas
00:36:16There's a whole flock of doors over here
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:18Yeah
00:36:20Oh, case this garden, huh?
00:36:22Yeah, this is where they sit on their patio
00:36:25It's open
00:36:25Wait a minute
00:36:26I've got to stop at the florist
00:36:28What are you doing?
00:36:30Don't you know it's always polite to bring your girl flowers?
00:36:38Hey, maybe I ought to buy my girl a box of candy
00:36:40Not me, you guys are suckers of blowing all your door on presents
00:36:43Boy, what a joint
00:36:44Yeah, and this is only the vestibule
00:36:46Are you sure this is the right spot?
00:36:48Oh, sure, I'm sure
00:36:49Look
00:36:54There's one of the gals
00:36:56She's got dead aim on you, Frankie
00:36:58Are you kidding?
00:36:59I've seen better mugs than that around a short beer
00:37:01Veronica Lake, eh?
00:37:03Dorothy L'Amour, eh?
00:37:05If Boris Karloff had a grandmother, that's it
00:37:07Come on, let's get out of here
00:37:08Oh, now wait a minute, will you?
00:37:10Barney
00:37:10Come on, Barney
00:37:11You're not going to leave me here holding the bags
00:37:13Bags is right
00:37:14Well, beauty's only skin deep
00:37:15Let's peel them a little
00:37:16I suppose she'll come flying down the stairs on a broomstick
00:37:19Cornelia
00:37:20Do you think I ought to serve them on a silver platter?
00:37:23Tell her to cancel that short order
00:37:25We're leaving
00:37:26Oh, wait, they're fixing appetizers for us
00:37:28Well, we had no lunch
00:37:30Maybe we, uh
00:37:35Maggie, dear
00:37:36Did you take my cold cream?
00:37:42Steady, men
00:37:43Steady
00:37:43That ruined my appetite
00:37:45Let's go
00:37:45Mine, too
00:37:46Let's get out of here
00:37:46Don't go, fellas
00:37:47Please, we'll stick together
00:37:48Nothing can happen if we stick together
00:37:49Well, if it'll keep you out of the guardhouse
00:37:52I'll tell you what
00:37:53We'll stick so close together
00:37:54They'll have to blast us apart
00:37:55Yeah
00:37:55One for all
00:37:57And all for one
00:37:58And none for them
00:37:58Too bad you cows couldn't come down here
00:38:01And give me a hand
00:38:04Oh, hello
00:38:07Dearie, I'm so glad you could come
00:38:08I'm Maggie Watson
00:38:10Maggie, this is Frankie Burns and Barney Hilliard
00:38:12How do you do?
00:38:12How do you do?
00:38:13I brought you some flowers
00:38:14Oh
00:38:14I thought you'd rather have fresh ones
00:38:16Oh, how perfectly sweet
00:38:18Will you just put them in the pot out there?
00:38:21Pot?
00:38:21And I brought you a box of candy
00:38:24Oh, you shouldn't have done that
00:38:26And I brought me
00:38:27Where'll I put it?
00:38:28Just put it down anywhere
00:38:30Well, won't you have a seat?
00:38:31Thank you
00:38:42Uh, Nancy's out on the terrace
00:38:44Enjoying the scenery
00:38:45And smelling the flowers
00:38:46Wouldn't one of you like to see
00:38:48The panorama with Nancy?
00:38:55I say
00:38:56Wouldn't one of you like to see
00:38:57The panorama with Nancy?
00:39:01We'd love to
00:39:04Excuse us
00:39:05What are you three?
00:39:06The awkward squad?
00:39:09Oh, just a minute, boys
00:39:12I want you to meet my very good friend
00:39:14Cornelia Pigeon
00:39:15This is Frankie, Barney
00:39:17And you know Jerry
00:39:18How do you do?
00:39:19How do you do?
00:39:20Shall we sit on the love seat?
00:39:25Oh
00:39:25Oh, I'm sorry
00:39:30Well
00:39:33You'll have to take them all, dear
00:39:35They don't come apart
00:39:36You mean they're stuck together?
00:39:39No, darling
00:39:39We're the ones who are stuck
00:39:43I'm getting tired of sniffing
00:39:45Those stinking flowers
00:39:46Oh, Nancy
00:39:47This is Nancy Collister
00:39:49This is Jerry, Frankie, and Barney
00:39:51Hello
00:39:53Hi
00:39:56I don't suppose it matters
00:39:58Which is which?
00:39:58Not at all
00:39:59Just get a knife
00:40:00And cut one off for yourself
00:40:02You boys all drink
00:40:03Out of the same glass?
00:40:05No, we're hooked up different
00:40:06He's on AC
00:40:06He's on DC
00:40:07And I'm on sustaining
00:40:08Well, what makes you boys
00:40:09Stick so close together?
00:40:11Rubber shortage
00:40:12We're all using the same girdle
00:40:16This is all very amusing
00:40:17But either you boys
00:40:18Stop stalling
00:40:19Or get out
00:40:20Well, what do you want us to do?
00:40:21Well, what do you boys usually do
00:40:23When you're out with girls?
00:40:26Say, look, fellas
00:40:27Remember that house
00:40:28Party we went to
00:40:29In Brooklyn a few weeks ago?
00:40:30Now, think hard
00:40:31Now, you mean that one
00:40:32Out in Flatbush?
00:40:33That's right
00:40:33And remember how we took
00:40:35The girls for a walk
00:40:35In the garden?
00:40:36Oh, yeah
00:40:37And there was a beautiful moon
00:40:38And the orchestra
00:40:39Was playing sweet music
00:40:40And then?
00:40:41And then we sat the girls
00:40:42Down on a bench
00:40:43And then?
00:40:44And then?
00:40:45Well, don't tell us
00:40:46Show us
00:40:53Better with music
00:40:54Thank you
00:41:21And then?
00:41:24Thank you
00:41:30The End
00:42:09I think you and I had better have a little business conference.
00:42:13Me?
00:42:14You.
00:42:15Right now?
00:42:16Right now.
00:42:19This will be collective bargaining.
00:42:25Sit on them.
00:42:26That will hold them down.
00:42:30Don't be bashful, Frankie.
00:42:32I know I'll hate myself in the morning.
00:42:35But...
00:42:36Now, look.
00:42:37I don't intend to waste this bait on fish that won't even nibble.
00:42:40Give me back the $50 and we'll call the whole thing off.
00:42:42Oh, well, give us a break, will you?
00:42:43We can't get romantic with dames we've never seen before.
00:42:46What do you think we are, sailors?
00:42:47How long do you three little bears need to hibernate?
00:42:50Well, a little of that catnip might thaw us out.
00:42:52Oh, no.
00:42:53You don't get another cent until we get some cooperation.
00:42:55Well, I'll talk to the boys.
00:42:57But as the man said, you can lead a horse to water, but if he ain't thirsty, that's all.
00:43:02I'll give you one more chance.
00:43:03Come here.
00:43:07There's a bar in there.
00:43:09Maybe the boys need a little priming.
00:43:12Hmm.
00:43:12Yeah, maybe they'll be better as blind dates.
00:43:15Isn't this fun?
00:43:17My, but you've got hard arteries.
00:43:18Hey, playboys, come on the double.
00:43:20Coming.
00:43:21Coming.
00:43:26Come into the saloon.
00:43:27I want to talk to you.
00:43:33That's all, brother.
00:43:33You can count me out.
00:43:34Me too.
00:43:35Mother's Day is over.
00:43:35I'm going back to camp.
00:43:36Oh, now, wait a minute, fellas, will you?
00:43:38We'll give you your oats later.
00:43:40Oh, a fine couple of soldiers you guys are running out and a couple of women.
00:43:43Why can't you be strong?
00:43:44Why can't you be romantic?
00:43:45Why can't you be nearsighted?
00:43:46Samson was strong.
00:43:47Look what happened to him.
00:43:48So what?
00:43:48He just got a GI haircut.
00:43:50They're just bluffing.
00:43:50They just want to play with fire.
00:43:51They don't want to cook.
00:43:52Nancy will cook.
00:43:54They can sizzle for all I care.
00:43:56Oh, come on.
00:43:56Let's have a couple of drinks on the house.
00:43:58We'll feel better.
00:44:00Oh, no.
00:44:01When I drink, I don't know what I'm doing.
00:44:03And I want to know what I'm doing.
00:44:04Come on, Barney.
00:44:05Let's go.
00:44:07So, welching on the deal.
00:44:09All right.
00:44:10But first, I have a little rebate coming.
00:44:14Rebate?
00:44:15Yeah, what's she talking about?
00:44:16Oh, I was going to tell you about that.
00:44:19Hand over that 50 bucks.
00:44:20Maggie, we don't need these squares.
00:44:22I can handle a deal myself.
00:44:23Maggie, I've got a wonderful idea.
00:44:25Brilliant.
00:44:26Oh, pardon me, stranger.
00:44:27Maggie, come on.
00:44:28Let's dance.
00:44:31Did you hear what I heard?
00:44:33Yeah, $50.
00:44:36Well, shall we rock it?
00:44:38I'm not paying $50 for any dancing lessons.
00:44:41Oh, well, don't apologize.
00:44:42Just wave the gum off your shoe.
00:44:44Hey, that's my record.
00:44:46How'd that get in here?
00:44:46I followed on your bunk.
00:44:47But don't change the subject.
00:44:48What about that doll?
00:44:49Yeah, I'm trying to pull a fast one.
00:44:50Now, easy now, fellas.
00:44:51Don't get me worked up.
00:44:52I'd hate to see somebody get hurt here.
00:44:54Especially me.
00:44:56You know, a thing like this can give a woman an awful inferiority complex.
00:45:01I hope Henry is having as much trouble as I am.
00:45:05My husband.
00:45:07Now, wait a minute, fellas.
00:45:08You don't think I'd zip you, do you?
00:45:10Yeah.
00:45:10Yeah.
00:45:11Don't let money come between us.
00:45:12After all, what is money?
00:45:13Just something that was invented to make craft games interesting.
00:45:16Maggie, don't stand her.
00:45:18Maggie?
00:45:18They're here.
00:45:19They are?
00:45:19Who's here?
00:45:20Never mind.
00:45:20Come on.
00:45:21Let's dance.
00:45:21What's the big idea?
00:45:28How many tickets do you got?
00:45:35Would you like to try the two-step?
00:45:39Well, having fun, everybody?
00:45:42Winnie, jail.
00:45:43Somebody pour me a glass of iodine.
00:45:45I thought I heard myself singing.
00:45:51You're not going to use me for chamber music.
00:45:53Oh, now, Winnie, this is nearly as bad as it looks.
00:45:55We were just trying to help Jerry raise some dough.
00:45:57Yeah, we were just doing a little job for Jerry.
00:45:59Did you get that?
00:46:00Just a little job.
00:46:01Did you have to join a union?
00:46:02We were quitting anyway, honey.
00:46:04Yeah, Jerry was going to handle the whole thing by himself.
00:46:06Oh, now, Winnie, you don't think I'd do a thing like that?
00:46:08Yes, I do.
00:46:09Now, see here, little girls.
00:46:10If these three brats belong to you, take them out of here.
00:46:13Yes, they're no earthy good to us.
00:46:15We don't want them.
00:46:16You can turn them in with your old kitchen grease.
00:46:18Here, Romeo, here's the wedding ring I bought,
00:46:20and here's the ticket for the engagement ring I hocked,
00:46:23and here's the $50 you earned.
00:46:25But he didn't earn it.
00:46:26So, you double-crossed us.
00:46:27And he double-crossed us.
00:46:28And he double-crossed us.
00:46:29Yeah, and I didn't do myself any good either.
00:46:30If you boys decide to go back on the payroll,
00:46:33you'll find us in the house.
00:46:34Come on, girls.
00:46:39Cute.
00:46:41Can I help it if women paw me?
00:46:42Believe me, honey, it was strictly business.
00:46:44Yeah, and we were getting the business.
00:46:46I've heard about enough of this.
00:46:48Oh, now, Winnie.
00:46:49So this was a big military secret you kept from me.
00:46:52Oh, now, don't take that attitude.
00:46:53Here I am giving up this whole deal
00:46:54and going to the guardhouse just for you.
00:46:56Don't be so noble.
00:46:57All I want you to do for me is get out of my life and stay out.
00:47:00Okay, I will.
00:47:01A fine understanding little woman you turned out to be.
00:47:04As far as we're concerned,
00:47:05you can all go back to those three Long Island heads.
00:47:07Well, maybe we will if that's the way you feel about it.
00:47:09Oh, stop threatening us.
00:47:11Go ahead, see if we care.
00:47:12All right, we will.
00:47:13What do you say, fellas?
00:47:14Sure, you might as well have the game as the name.
00:47:16You tell Cornelia we'll be right over,
00:47:18but first I'll need a couple of drinks.
00:47:19Come on, Barn.
00:47:20I'll go over and tell them three Musketeers
00:47:22the deal is on again.
00:47:22Mix me a Mickey.
00:47:24This is the stuff.
00:47:25I'm going to keep drinking
00:47:26until Cornelia looks like Dorothy L'Amour.
00:47:28There ain't that much liquor in the world.
00:47:30See you later.
00:47:31We're going to get loaded.
00:47:35Well, that's the end of that.
00:47:38We may as well get going.
00:47:43As a matter of fact,
00:47:44I feel much better now
00:47:45that we're rid of those boys.
00:47:47I don't.
00:47:48In a way, Cornelia's right.
00:47:49You know, there's a remote possibility
00:47:51that our husbands actually went fishing.
00:47:53You think of the weirdest things.
00:47:56Oh, this room is just full of memories.
00:47:58When Henry and I were first married,
00:48:00he used to play me to sleep with his tuba.
00:48:05Now he can't even lift it.
00:48:07Hey, Maggie.
00:48:08Oh, Maggie.
00:48:10Oh, Meg.
00:48:11We're up here, soldier.
00:48:12What is it?
00:48:13I surrender, dear.
00:48:17I'm sure it wasn't the boys' fault at all.
00:48:19Of course not.
00:48:20It's those three women.
00:48:22I'd like to horse whip them.
00:48:23Wait a minute.
00:48:27Come on.
00:48:29That's what I always say.
00:48:31That's what I told all the girls.
00:48:33Here we are.
00:48:35Come along.
00:48:36Upsy-daisy.
00:48:38Come along now, half-pine.
00:48:40That's the husbands.
00:48:42Husbands.
00:48:42Gee, this is a big joint.
00:48:44Yeah, you must take him board us, huh?
00:48:45No, but it's an idea.
00:48:48There ought to be plenty of fireworks
00:48:49when they get together.
00:48:50You bet there will be,
00:48:51and we're going to be there to set them off.
00:48:53Come on.
00:49:00Come on.
00:49:01In here.
00:49:04Hurry up.
00:49:05Hurry up.
00:49:07The place hasn't been open since Labor Day.
00:49:09Brother, we'll open it with a bag.
00:49:14Boy, is this an elegant place.
00:49:16Gee, what swell furniture.
00:49:18Yeah, hey, I'll bet they're real antique, huh?
00:49:20Yes.
00:49:21My wife's hobby.
00:49:22She collects old things.
00:49:23She collects young things, too.
00:49:25Shh.
00:49:27Now, there's a lovely old museum piece.
00:49:30That's my wife.
00:49:40Oh, thank you.
00:49:44Now we can all get together and play airmail.
00:49:46Airmail?
00:49:46What's that?
00:49:47Well, that's like post office, only in a higher plane.
00:49:51It's a joke.
00:49:54They're here.
00:49:56That nasty laugh must be Julian's, the dog.
00:49:59Who's Julian?
00:49:59A talking dog?
00:50:00No, my husband.
00:50:01Oh, boy, will he be surprised.
00:50:02I pity the poor stoop-oos with you, your husband.
00:50:05Your husband?
00:50:07Where's the bathroom?
00:50:08I'll tell him I'm a plumber that's been drafted.
00:50:09Don't stop.
00:50:10It's...
00:50:15He's a judge of character, though, Kip.
00:50:17He certainly is.
00:50:18Boy, I'd sure like to see him on the bench.
00:50:20I bet he swings a mean gavel.
00:50:24How about doing the dance floor?
00:50:25Yes, yes.
00:50:26Why not?
00:50:27Well, I'd really love to, but I didn't bring my fans.
00:50:29Well, how about an electric fan?
00:50:31I tried that once.
00:50:31I was going great until some wise guy swished it on.
00:50:34Wow!
00:50:34Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:51:06I wonder what Mr. Anthony would advise in a case like this.
00:51:09Look at you.
00:51:10The man I love, the man I marry, my husband, you worm.
00:51:16I'm going to divorce you within an inch of your life.
00:51:19And you a judge.
00:51:21When I get through with you, you won't even be elected dog catcher.
00:51:23No, Corny, darling.
00:51:24This is actually funny.
00:51:25If I wasn't so perfectly furious, I should be laughing.
00:51:28Ha, ha.
00:51:29Is she jabber-jabber like this all day long?
00:51:31No, no.
00:51:32Why don't you shut that china closet, you old battleaxe?
00:51:34Don't you call me a battleaxe, you homewrecker!
00:51:37Don't you call me a homewrecker, you old battleaxe!
00:51:39Wait, wait, ladies, ladies!
00:51:40Let me at her!
00:51:41No, no, order, order!
00:51:44Ladies, ladies, ladies, order, order!
00:51:46Now stop it!
00:51:48That's enough.
00:51:49And you three little cream puffs, get out of here.
00:51:51Now go on.
00:51:52You better get out.
00:51:54Go on, hurry up.
00:51:54What's she got that I haven't got more of?
00:51:57How dare you open this house for an army of bootlums?
00:52:00Don't you think we'd better leave the army out of this?
00:52:03Why, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:05Who are these people?
00:52:06Oh, oh, just some friends that dropped in.
00:52:09Yes, your wives thought they might need witnesses.
00:52:11Oh.
00:52:12Do you know what I'd do if I were you?
00:52:14I wouldn't let them get away with this.
00:52:15I'd go right over to Camp Arthur and find myself three of the cutest little boys in the army.
00:52:21Don't even mention such a thing.
00:52:25Hey, Jerry ought to have that fixed by now.
00:52:27What do you say we go back in there?
00:52:28Yeah, they're probably waiting for us.
00:52:29Yeah, okay.
00:52:31Cornelia, we've always been too much in love to let anything separate us.
00:52:34Now if you just overlook this seeming misstep, sure.
00:52:38Nancy, darling, you've always understood us.
00:52:40You always said men were just grown-up boys.
00:52:45Well, Maggie, I hate to see them suffer.
00:52:49Let's be big about it.
00:52:50What do you say, Maggie?
00:52:51Now don't weaken girls.
00:52:54You, girls!
00:52:55Hey, girls!
00:52:56You, what are you, girls?
00:52:58Why, who could that possibly be?
00:52:59Were you expecting anyone, Cornelia?
00:53:02Me?
00:53:02Oh, no.
00:53:04Listen, Cornelia, we changed our minds about it.
00:53:06Yeah, Nancy, we're going to try and, uh, who are you?
00:53:08I am this lady's husband.
00:53:10Husband?
00:53:10Husband?
00:53:11Uh, well, uh, who are you two guys?
00:53:13We are these ladies' husbands.
00:53:15Husbands?
00:53:15Yes, who are you?
00:53:16We're, uh, we're trapped.
00:53:19Who are you?
00:53:20Oh, we don't know.
00:53:21Uh, we're incognito.
00:53:23What are you doing here?
00:53:24Um, uh, well, uh, we came to see our girl.
00:53:27Yeah, excuse us.
00:53:28Pardon us.
00:53:29Darling.
00:53:30My little lovebird.
00:53:30Get away.
00:53:31I never saw you before in my life.
00:53:33We don't know these hoodlums.
00:53:34Don't you get it, Judge?
00:53:36This is a cover-up.
00:53:37Sure, who did they call when they first came in?
00:53:39My name's not Nancy.
00:53:40And I'm not corny.
00:53:42Now I get it.
00:53:43Whew.
00:53:44Congratulations.
00:53:46In my house.
00:53:47What a repulsive situation.
00:53:49What loathsome intrigue.
00:53:51You have us groveling, begging for forgiveness.
00:53:54Oh, shut up.
00:53:57Darling, I'm glad you're not a party to this, this horrible thing.
00:54:00Well, I sort of came along as a chaperone.
00:54:03Girls, let's not call.
00:54:04Well, the whole thing was your idea.
00:54:05They're all in on us.
00:54:06Are you lying to me, Maggie?
00:54:07They're just a bunch of cradle snacks.
00:54:09Who's the one to stop?
00:54:13What are you doing in my house?
00:54:15Your house?
00:54:15Yes.
00:54:16Isn't this Camp Arthur?
00:54:16No.
00:54:17Holy smokes, I'll be late for the parade.
00:54:18No, you don't.
00:54:19I want to know the truth now.
00:54:20What are you doing in his house?
00:54:21Well, I just happened to drop in.
00:54:23And what are you doing with my wife?
00:54:25I knew you'd get to the $64 question.
00:54:28Pardon me.
00:54:28Oh, you don't.
00:54:29Oh, so you're Maggie's little playmate.
00:54:31Oh, why would I want Maggie when I've got this?
00:54:34All right, girls, let's face it.
00:54:36Jerry, stop lying.
00:54:38I'll give it to you very briefly.
00:54:40You three have been getting away with these barnstorming trips long enough.
00:54:44Now, we're up to bat.
00:54:46Yes, these are our three itty-bitty soldier boys.
00:54:49And we're out strictly for fun.
00:54:50And when these three fold up, we're going to get three more.
00:54:55What?
00:54:55You heard what the lady said.
00:54:57We're going out to play.
00:54:58And if you get lonesome, get yourself an armful of this.
00:55:01Oh, great little pal.
00:55:02Never let you down.
00:55:03Come on, Maggie.
00:55:04Come on, corny doll.
00:55:05Oh, so long, fisherman.
00:55:08And as for you, Judge Henry Clay Pigeon, I'm going out and get stinking from drinking.
00:55:14Come on, yard birds.
00:55:18Share that among you.
00:55:26Well, I guess we had it coming to us.
00:55:28Well, we didn't, and I'm not going to sit here moping about it.
00:55:31That's right.
00:55:32We'll go out stepping.
00:55:33We'll show them we can have as good a time as they can.
00:55:35Don't be silly.
00:55:35How can a man have a good time if his wife knows he's having it?
00:55:38And this was supposed to be my wedding night.
00:55:41Really?
00:55:42Is that so?
00:55:43Ah, she was going to marry Jerry.
00:55:45She's been going to marry him for weeks.
00:55:46What's been holding it up?
00:55:47Financial trouble, mostly.
00:55:49Money, eh?
00:55:50Reminds me of my young days.
00:55:51Why, do you know what I was getting when I married Cornelia?
00:55:54No, and I bet you didn't either.
00:55:57I wonder where the three hags took them.
00:56:00Why?
00:56:00The only place around here is that nightclub down the road.
00:56:03And don't you call my wife a hag.
00:56:05Talking about the woman I love.
00:56:07All right, all right.
00:56:08We feel just as badly about this as you do.
00:56:10We could go down there, just to keep an eye on them.
00:56:14Say, that's a wonderful idea.
00:56:16Only we'll make them keep an eye on us.
00:56:19Splendid.
00:56:19That's right.
00:56:20They'll be more anxious to take us back if they think we're enjoying ourselves.
00:56:23It's simple psychology.
00:56:24You've got something there, Judge.
00:56:25You know, the only reason we feel so badly is because we know they're having the whale of a time.
00:56:28Come on.
00:56:28We'll show them.
00:56:47We'll show them.
00:57:00Oh, by the way, did you ever hear the story of the...
00:57:02Yeah.
00:57:03Oh, you got that, huh?
00:57:05Oh, come on, Corny.
00:57:06Cheer up.
00:57:07Quit hauling me, you nasty little boy.
00:57:13Look.
00:57:14Well, they're here, all right.
00:57:17Good.
00:57:17Let's go in and raise the roof.
00:57:19We'll show them we're not down in the dumps.
00:57:21Hey, Jerry.
00:57:22Look who's coming in.
00:57:23Uh-oh.
00:57:24This way, please.
00:57:28Laugh it up.
00:57:29Laugh it up.
00:57:38Well, Jeff, we never get home.
00:57:41I should have met you ten years ago when I was dancing.
00:57:44Yes.
00:57:44I bet you're a dancing fool.
00:57:46Well, I was always considered rather good.
00:57:51There you go, holding hands again, Judge.
00:57:55Imagine holding hands with that hussy right before my eyes.
00:57:59Don't you call her a hussy.
00:58:00Hey, what's a hussy?
00:58:02Oh, that's a small hush, you dope.
00:58:21My masterpiece, famous dance of love.
00:58:54Love.
00:59:08Fui.
00:59:23Fui.
00:59:29Fui.
00:59:31Fui.
00:59:36I love you.
00:59:43Sweetheart.
01:00:03I love you, I love you, love, how wonderful, I love you.
01:00:34I love you.
01:00:40Hey, what a racket that is, I love you.
01:00:42Oh, I'm sorry, it worked out there or what?
01:00:47What is this, a weight? Come on, snap out of it.
01:00:49Why, I can't.
01:00:50Me neither, I'm ready to bust out crying.
01:00:52So am I, but I'm not going to let Jerry know it.
01:00:54I'll crown the first one that doesn't look like he's having the time of his life.
01:00:57Now come on, get happy.
01:00:59What do you expect us to do, get up and sing or turn flip flops?
01:01:02Why not, I'll get up and sing.
01:01:03I'll show that Jerry he can't get me down.
01:01:06Oh, Captain.
01:01:07Yes, miss.
01:01:07Could you arrange for me to sing?
01:01:08Let her, she's good.
01:01:09Yeah, she's terrific.
01:01:10Why, of course, we'll be honored.
01:01:12Just come with me.
01:01:12Add a girl when he come along.
01:01:14Give him out.
01:01:14That's right.
01:01:14I'll love it.
01:01:16Hey, Jerry.
01:01:17Did you hear that?
01:01:18She's going to sing.
01:01:19Well, what do you want me to do, spray her throat?
01:01:21That doesn't prove anything.
01:01:22Proves how broken up she is over you.
01:01:24Besides, she'll probably sing a torch song.
01:01:30Mm-hmm.
01:01:32A torch song.
01:01:37I understand that selectees are dejected when ladies don't neck tease.
01:01:45I could talk about love, and why not?
01:01:50But believe me, it wouldn't be so hot.
01:01:57So let's talk about frogs.
01:02:02Let's talk about toads.
01:02:03Let's try to solve the riddle why chickens cross roads.
01:02:07Let's talk about games.
01:02:08Let's talk about sports.
01:02:10Let's have a big debate about ladies in shorts.
01:02:14Let's question the synonymy of freedom and autonomy.
01:02:16Let's delve into astronomy, political economy, or everything biblical, a book of Deuteronomy.
01:02:20But let's not talk about love.
01:02:23Let's make with a speech like congressmen do.
01:02:27That ought to take care of an hour or two.
01:02:30Let's talk about storm.
01:02:32Let's talk about strife.
01:02:34Let's talk about the bread you have to slice with a knife.
01:02:37Let's eat some hot profanities of Hitler's inhumanities.
01:02:39Let's argue of insanity's the cause of his inanities.
01:02:41The threat that Herman Goering and his mental-toating fantasies.
01:02:44But let's not talk about love.
01:02:47Let's talk about drugs.
01:02:49And let's talk about dope.
01:02:52Let's try to picture Patamont minus Bob Hope.
01:02:57Let's start a new dance.
01:03:00Let's try a new step.
01:03:03Or investigate the cause for any jitterbug's pep.
01:03:07Why not discuss my dearie that Willow and I said theory?
01:03:09Or bring a Jeroboam on and write a drunken poem on astrology, mythology, geology,
01:03:12philology, pathology, psychology, electrophysiology, zoology, phrenology.
01:03:15I owe you an apology, but let's not talk about...
01:03:19In case you play cards, I have some right here.
01:03:23So how about a game of gin rummy, my dear?
01:03:25Or if you feel warm and bathing's your whim,
01:03:30Why don't you get into a bathing suit and take a short swim?
01:03:34But honey, I suspect you all of being intellectual and so instead of gushing on,
01:03:37Let's hold a big discussion on...
01:03:40Timidities, stupidities, solidity, virginity, avidity, turbidity, Manhattan, emphasisity, fatality, morality, legality,
01:03:45Penelty, neutrality, reality, or something like hospitality, bambosti, robusti,
01:03:48I'm losing my velocity when I stop that possible!
01:04:00Oh, poor kids, you can see your heart wasn't in it.
01:04:02Yeah, but everything else was.
01:04:08Come on, let's dance, come on!
01:04:11Oh, would any of you ladies care to dance?
01:04:13Oh, why, yes!
01:04:14You would?
01:04:15Oh, busboy, would you mind cutting in?
01:04:25Well, if you free washouts want to sleep, you don't have to do it on our time.
01:04:29We got sleepy on your time.
01:04:31That voice sounds familiar.
01:04:34No, no, couldn't be.
01:04:36Two beers.
01:04:37Yes, sir.
01:04:38You know, you're just the kind of a girl that I could go for in a, in a big way.
01:04:42Hey, Jerry, do you recognize anything?
01:04:44Well, I can't see the face, but that voice has a familiar stupidity to it.
01:04:48No, it couldn't be.
01:04:49There's no sawdust on the floor.
01:04:50You boys won't need guns to fight the enemy.
01:04:53You can just bore them to death.
01:04:55It's our secret weapon.
01:04:56But we're not paying $300 for a demonstration.
01:04:59$300?
01:05:00What does she mean, $300?
01:05:01Oh, now, wait a minute, fellas.
01:05:02Don't get excited.
01:05:03I haven't collected it yet.
01:05:04Certainly sounds like some fellas from my outfit.
01:05:06Oh, now, that's impossible.
01:05:09Tell me, are you married or going steady?
01:05:13Well, I have been corresponding with the fellow, but he's in Africa now.
01:05:18That sure is a break for me.
01:05:19Oh, Sergeant, not so rough.
01:05:22Your battles are hurting me.
01:05:24What's the matter with you, Jerry?
01:05:25Leave Jerry alone.
01:05:27Maybe he'll learn something.
01:05:29Jerry, huh?
01:05:30Maybe I'd better look into this.
01:05:35Where?
01:05:37If it ain't the three musketeers.
01:05:39Hi, Sergeant Wiggins.
01:05:40It's messy meeting you here, Sarge.
01:05:42Never mind the soft soap.
01:05:43Where is he?
01:05:43Who?
01:05:44The invisible yard bird.
01:05:46Oh, him.
01:05:47Invisible yard bird.
01:05:48That's a hot one.
01:05:49Jerry, stop pinching me under the table.
01:05:51I thought so.
01:05:53All right, Walker.
01:05:56Bang, bang.
01:05:57Pull down.
01:05:58You're dead.
01:05:58Boom.
01:05:58I got you.
01:05:59Fall down, Blimp.
01:06:00I'm a flying fort.
01:06:01Oh, you mean fortress, Jerry.
01:06:02That's what you think.
01:06:03I'm a military secret.
01:06:04Hello?
01:06:05Airport.
01:06:06Coming in for landing.
01:06:07P-38 with two tails.
01:06:08That's right.
01:06:09Well, he's crazy as a loon.
01:06:11Yeah, that jeep knocked him cuckoo.
01:06:12I thought I told you guys to take him to the hospital.
01:06:14We did take him to the hospital, but we left him at the entrance.
01:06:16Yeah.
01:06:16All of us over here.
01:06:17Look at him.
01:06:18Look at him.
01:06:19There they are.
01:06:20Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:06:21Dog fight.
01:06:22Ah, we got him.
01:06:23We got him.
01:06:24He seems all right for a while, then all of a sudden, he gets dopey again.
01:06:27He's certainly been acting like a dope.
01:06:29All three of them have been acting like dope.
01:06:31We only did it to humor Jerry.
01:06:32Oh, it's only a flesh wound.
01:06:34Just a scratch.
01:06:35Yes, that's all.
01:06:35Don't worry about it.
01:06:36I was outnumbered.
01:06:37I better take a look at that head.
01:06:39Ah!
01:06:40It's a Nazi spy!
01:06:41Don't let him get away!
01:06:42He's a Jack!
01:06:43He's a Japanese Nazi!
01:06:44He's a Nazi Nazi!
01:06:45Ow!
01:06:45Ow!
01:06:46Ow!
01:06:47Oh, you fifth columnist!
01:06:49Watch it, watch it!
01:06:50You fools, you!
01:06:51Ow!
01:06:52He's a Japanese spy!
01:06:53He's a Japanese spy!
01:06:54He's a Japanese spy!
01:06:55It's Jerry's booth!
01:06:56There's a fight or something!
01:06:58What's the matter?
01:06:59Who hit him?
01:07:00Look at the plug!
01:07:01How do you feel, buddy?
01:07:02Jerry!
01:07:03Jerry, you heard what happened!
01:07:05Oh!
01:07:07Oh, it's you, you big brute!
01:07:08You didn't have to murder him just because he hit you with a piece of pie!
01:07:11Honest!
01:07:12I didn't do it!
01:07:12Take her off of me!
01:07:13He didn't do it, Winnie!
01:07:14I didn't even know he hit me with the pie!
01:07:18Bah!
01:07:20Call an ambulance!
01:07:21You better wait, Winnie, until the doctor looks him over!
01:07:23No, I want to talk to him now!
01:07:25Jerry!
01:07:25Jerry!
01:07:26Jerry!
01:07:27Jerry!
01:07:28Oh!
01:07:29Oh!
01:07:30Who are you?
01:07:31Jerry, don't you know me?
01:07:33Oh, sure!
01:07:34But I thought you were in Kansas, Grandma!
01:07:36Oh, go away, Grandma!
01:07:37I want Winnie!
01:07:38Where's Winnie?
01:07:39We want Winnie!
01:07:40Win with Winnie!
01:07:41Whatever happened to Wilkie?
01:07:42Jerry, look at me!
01:07:43Who am I?
01:07:44Now, don't tell me!
01:07:45Don't...
01:07:46You're Eleanor!
01:07:47You've been away, Eleanor!
01:07:49You always go away!
01:07:50Please don't go away anymore, Eleanor!
01:07:52I've been doing my own laundry and dusting and...
01:07:54Oh, Jerry, my darling, my dearest!
01:07:57It's my day!
01:08:08Just exactly what hit him on the head!
01:08:11A jeep caved in on him yesterday afternoon!
01:08:14Yesterday, huh?
01:08:16Ixnay, don't give me away!
01:08:17I'm in a jam!
01:08:21Pounding!
01:08:22That pounding!
01:08:23Keep calm!
01:08:23Keep calm!
01:08:25I'll take care of him!
01:08:26I know all about first aid!
01:08:27He shouldn't be sitting up like that!
01:08:29He may have a fractured skull!
01:08:30I'll give you a hand!
01:08:31I've studied first aid, too!
01:08:32Yeah, well, I better get outside and breathe a little bit!
01:08:34Everybody keep calm!
01:08:36You should be horizontal!
01:08:37Oh, no!
01:08:37You've got to be horizontal!
01:08:38The book says so!
01:08:39Yeah, what book do you read?
01:08:40Look, this...
01:08:40But the book says you have to be horizontal!
01:08:42Oh!
01:08:43Keep calm!
01:08:44Everybody keep calm!
01:08:45Give him air!
01:08:46Give him air!
01:08:47I'll check my oil, too!
01:08:48His face is red!
01:08:49Better get me some ice!
01:08:50Ice?
01:08:51Ice?
01:08:54What am I, a highball?
01:08:55What?
01:08:59What are you trying to do?
01:09:00Putting a tourniquet around his neck to stop his head from bleeding!
01:09:03It stops the blood!
01:09:03Uh-huh!
01:09:04It'll strangle him!
01:09:05Yeah, but it'll stop the bleeding!
01:09:07You don't need to know anything about handling heads!
01:09:09Yeah, but I know how to handle a heel!
01:09:11Catch my eyes!
01:09:13Step aside, folks!
01:09:14Let me through, please!
01:09:15I sent for an ambulance!
01:09:16Maybe you'd better take him into the office!
01:09:18Yeah, we'll carry him in!
01:09:19Yeah, give us a little room, will you please?
01:09:20A little room!
01:09:21Careful now!
01:09:21Red out, please!
01:09:23Oh!
01:09:25It's Mussolini!
01:09:26El Duci!
01:09:27Slip the hoochie to me, Gucci!
01:09:29Ha-ha!
01:09:30Hoochie-coochie, El Duci!
01:09:31Take him away!
01:09:32Take him away!
01:09:33You better wait!
01:09:34You better wait outside, Sarge!
01:09:35You do things, too!
01:09:36Yeah, I'm sorry!
01:09:39I'm sorry!
01:09:43How long do you think you're gonna get away with this?
01:09:45I don't know, but I'll be a dead duck as soon as that ambulance arrives!
01:09:47We'll all be dead ducks if Wiggins finds out your head isn't bashed in!
01:09:50Yeah, what'll we do?
01:09:51It's very simple!
01:09:53Why don't we just bash it in?
01:09:55Yeah, that'll clear up everything!
01:09:57No, no, that wouldn't clear up anything, including my head!
01:10:00Uh-oh!
01:10:01There's the ambulance!
01:10:02I gotta get out of here!
01:10:03Well, goodbye!
01:10:04Goodbye!
01:10:05Oh, all right, if that's the way you feel about it!
01:10:14Hurry, fellas!
01:10:18Think we can make the fence?
01:10:19Are you kidding?
01:10:19I barely made the window!
01:10:21Hey, I got a better idea!
01:10:23We can cut right across to Camp Arthur, come on!
01:10:37Come on, haul anchor and shove off!
01:10:43Hey, stop!
01:10:44That's our boat!
01:10:47That's my boat!
01:10:50Hey, bring that boat back here!
01:10:52When we get back to camp, I'll stick some adhesive on my head and tell the sergeant I'm cured!
01:10:56Hee!
01:10:57Ho!
01:10:58Hee!
01:10:59Ho!
01:11:00Why don't you even let me ho for a while?
01:11:02I cannot tell a lie!
01:11:03I don't wanna...
01:11:06Hey, cut it out!
01:11:07There might be man-eating sharks in here!
01:11:09The sharks around here ain't man-eaters!
01:11:11They don't like human flesh!
01:11:12Yeah, well, they could take a bite and spit it out, couldn't they?
01:11:15Hey, what's the hurry?
01:11:16The sooner we get back to camp, the sooner we'll be in the guardhouse!
01:11:19Yeah, I certainly botched things up for all of us!
01:11:22Got you guys jammed up with your girls and with the army!
01:11:25I wouldn't blame you if you'd tossed me overboard!
01:11:28I once saw a movie called The American Tragedy!
01:11:32Ha!
01:11:32I'm just kidding, fellas!
01:11:34No, but I'm really serious!
01:11:35Ah, forget it!
01:11:36Sure, we're not blaming you, just tough luck, that's all!
01:11:39I bought that 300 bucks I needed almost all of it to pay off the debt!
01:11:42Oh, that's all right, you can keep it!
01:11:43What do you mean, keep it?
01:11:44I haven't got it!
01:11:45That's what I mean!
01:11:48We struck something!
01:11:51Boy, what a silly place for a fireplug!
01:11:56What is it?
01:11:57It's a periscope!
01:11:58A periscope off a submarine?
01:12:01It's a periscope on a submarine, this is a small end!
01:12:04You mean there's a submarine downstairs at the bottom of this thing?
01:12:07Yeah, and we're on the conning tower!
01:12:09I didn't have enough trouble with the army, I have to get in trouble with the navy too!
01:12:16Well, what are we gonna do?
01:12:17Just sit tight, let them make the first move!
01:12:20Well, now what are we gonna do?
01:12:21Well, I guess they'll make the second move!
01:12:31What is this?
01:12:33What?
01:12:34Look!
01:12:39I don't understand!
01:12:40You don't understand!
01:12:46It's the Luftwaffe!
01:12:48Reverse course!
01:12:50Head for the open sea!
01:12:52Reverse course!
01:12:53Head for the open sea!
01:12:55Full speed ahead!
01:12:56Full speed ahead!
01:12:58Help!
01:13:02Help!
01:13:19Help!
01:13:26Hey, watch out!
01:13:28We can get hurt up here!
01:13:29Watch out!
01:13:29Well, where'd you go, fellas?
01:13:31Fellas!
01:13:32Hey!
01:13:33Sit still, you cowards!
01:13:52I got an idea!
01:13:53Now's the time to get one!
01:13:56What's that for?
01:13:57Don't you get the idea?
01:13:58Now when they look through there, instead of seeing where they're going, they'll see where
01:14:02they've been!
01:14:08You idiots!
01:14:09I gave order to turn around and head for the open sea!
01:14:13We are headed for the open sea, sir!
01:14:14Look here, quick!
01:14:17How did that happen?
01:14:18You'll smash us up on the shore!
01:14:21Turn around!
01:14:22River's course!
01:14:24River's course!
01:14:32Now we're going places!
01:14:33Where?
01:14:34Look!
01:14:34Camp Adler!
01:14:36Everything is fine, sir!
01:14:42Go ahead!
01:14:44Now keep on this cruising level!
01:14:50You wait!
01:14:52I'll fix you!
01:14:59Look!
01:15:00They've got us spotted!
01:15:01Yeah!
01:15:02Hooray!
01:15:11What's the big idea?
01:15:12What do you think we're sitting on?
01:15:14Don't be funny, soldier!
01:15:15What are you up to?
01:15:16Confidentially, Sarge, would you like to buy a hot submarine?
01:15:25Yeah!
01:15:28Come on, Jane!
01:15:28Shame on you!
01:15:29Wait until the paper hanger hears about this!
01:15:32Ah-ha-ha!
01:15:33Ah-ha-ha!
01:15:40Goodbye, darling!
01:15:41See you again tomorrow!
01:15:42Wave goodbye to Daddy!
01:15:45Bye-bye!
01:15:48Goodbye, dear. Goodbye, Junior. Goodbye.
01:15:54Well, I was out for a whole year.
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