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AJ McKenzie
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Solid list to end the series
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00:04The number 10 human highlight, J.J. Watt.
00:10Ooh.
00:11You could say that.
00:11Yeah.
00:12This a bad man.
00:16It surprised me to see J.J. Watt on this list.
00:19It really did.
00:21I was surprised and delighted that Watt made the list.
00:26Hey, baby!
00:27Hey!
00:28That's what happened to you, baby.
00:29Hell yeah!
00:32J.J. Watt, I love that you guys have him on this list.
00:35It's so rare to have a defensive lineman on a list like this.
00:40It's usually offensive skill guys.
00:42Watt knocks the ball out.
00:43J.J. Runnycourt picks it up.
00:45J.J. Watt is able to just snag the ball out of the air.
00:50I don't know that we're going to see a better catch than that one.
00:52J.J. Watt's got to be on this list.
00:55I mean, 2014 alone, I think, does it for him.
00:5820-and-a-half sacks, 50 quarterback purries.
01:03Watt doesn't slow down.
01:06He only knows one screen.
01:08I mean, he was catching touchdowns.
01:09J.J. Watt, he makes the catch.
01:12Touchdown!
01:14Buffalo, driving into Texans territory.
01:17Watt picks off E.J. Manuel and runs it basically coast-to-coast for a touchdown.
01:24Watt's going to go all the way.
01:25The 30, the 20.
01:27Rock and roll.
01:29J.J. Watt picks six.
01:31Andrew Luck.
01:34Watt drops the snap.
01:35And there's a chase for the ball.
01:37And guess who's got it?
01:39J.J. to his left.
01:4035-30.
01:4125-20.
01:4215-10.
01:435-touchdowns!
01:45defensive lineman's scoring like five touchdowns in a season.
01:49You've got to be kidding me!
01:51I think go ahead and get the MVP trophy out right now.
01:56There's no way in the history of anything that a guy named J.J. Watt wasn't going to be awesome.
02:02He always looks like he's in an ad of some kind, and it's a great ad.
02:07He looks like a television character.
02:09J.J. Watt!
02:10J.J. Watt!
02:11His highlight reels might be better with just his working out videos.
02:13I mean, the hard knock stuff with him throwing tires.
02:20Catching footballs with one hand.
02:22He's an amazing player to watch.
02:25My favorite part about J.J. Watt is his ability to block passes.
02:28Oh, my God!
02:28Back down!
02:30Watt!
02:31His knack for blocking passes, I've never seen a d***er like that.
02:36J.J. Watt!
02:38J.J. Watt should not be on this list.
02:40Hey, I take that as a challenge!
02:42The fact that he does amazing things.
02:45He's really fast.
02:46He's a phenomenal athlete.
02:48But we've really only seen five years out of him.
02:51My body is taking a beating today.
02:55I think a lot of people aren't able to really appreciate the highlights that J.J. Watt has produced if
03:02you don't really understand line play.
03:04Play after play, if you just watch Watt, to me, they're almost all highlights that you can see a guy
03:12just totally better than the guys in front of him.
03:15I've never seen a defensive player like that.
03:17You stink!
03:18You guys might want to try somebody else at right tackle.
03:22It's not working so well right now.
03:24I like Drew.
03:25I don't like hitting him like that.
03:27It takes a freak to s*** on defense.
03:30He is the focal point of any Texans game, no matter what's happening.
03:35What more can he do?
03:37He's must-see TV, which for D-Lineman, you never see that.
03:42To put up the kind of reel he has had from that particular position is unthinkable.
03:50It's never really happened in this league before.
03:53You know what the crazy thing is?
03:54I was going to disagree with the woman when she said he only played five years.
03:59I looked it up.
04:00He did only play five years by 2018.
04:04He only played a few games in 2016, 2017 with injuries.
04:09So what does his numbers look like right now if he plays those seasons?
04:15That's why he's here.
04:16The number nine human highlight, Michael Vick.
04:24How is Michael Vick number nine in highlight films?
04:28I'm going to give him all this, Michael Vick.
04:29I'm going to give him all that.
04:30Michael Vick is the definition of human highlight reel.
04:35Michael Vick should be hired just because even Nike had a whole campaign built around
04:40that you're going to play in the Michael Vick body as a video game.
04:44What's that?
04:55That's not in the playbook, but it should be.
04:59Every single person who ever played Madden that year made sure they played with the Falcons.
05:07By the way, the stuff you could do with him in Madden, he could do in real life.
05:13He's a lot faster in real life.
05:15He was the most crazy weapon at quarterback the NFL has ever seen.
05:19Stop on a dime, cut back.
05:21He was a super football player.
05:24When he was a kid who played tag, he was never in.
05:28He kind of made that guy look foolish, huh?
05:30He was blowing by quarterbacks whose 40 times were record-breaking at the combine.
05:36And Vick made them look like they were standing still.
05:38Look at the speed.
05:40I remember not wanting to see him throw the ball.
05:42I was like, I don't care.
05:43I don't care if you throw it.
05:44Just run.
05:45When Vick did throw, his arm strength was just as impressive.
05:49What an arm.
05:50Oh, my God.
05:51You can throw a football easy.
05:53Easy 70 yards.
05:56Going long for Jefferson.
05:57Oh, yeah, gang of the grabs.
05:59Touchdown.
06:00That's what you call an arm.
06:01That's three ball.
06:02Hell, that's what we got him for.
06:11I think Michael Vick has three or four plays that I would put up against any player in NFL
06:15history as far as sheer highlights.
06:18Like, unbelievable.
06:19Falcons versus Vikings.
06:20And when he ran it in overtime to win the game.
06:25Being chased, coming near side, keeping the football.
06:28Two Vikings defenders collide.
06:30Go, Mike Vick.
06:31This is over.
06:32But it's over.
06:34Yes.
06:36You know Mike Vick was the man.
06:37There was an 80-yard pass he was with the Eagles to Deshaun Jackson that was just insane.
06:41He was 80 yards in the air.
06:43What a play.
06:43What a throw by Vick.
06:45Michael Vick had some of the most amazing plays in NFL history.
06:48I'd say if there's a top 10 greatest plays of all time, Vick might be three of them.
06:52If that's the case, he might be number one on my highlight reel guy.
06:56One of the most exciting football plays I've ever seen in my life.
06:58He would have played a whole career.
07:00He would be way higher, but I think number nine is fair for how long he was in the NFL.
07:08The number eight team in Ohio, Devin Hester.
07:13Devin Hester was my favorite.
07:14Devin Hester, he was so dangerous.
07:17Devin Hester made special teams awesome.
07:18The Windy City Flyer, Devin Hester.
07:22Devin Hester returned all the things, except for library books.
07:30No player on our list gave us a better return on our viewing investment than Devin Hester.
07:36You know what I appreciate about Devin Hester?
07:38He did one thing great.
07:40He knew his lane and rode it out for all of his career.
07:45And now Devin Hester going to run it out at the 5, to the 10, to the 15, right 20,
07:5025, 30.
07:51Walkers downfield.
07:52Gets one from Kielman up the side, right 40, 35, 30, 25, 20, 15, 10, 5.
07:59I'm down.
08:00They did it again.
08:01Anytime Devin Hester was returning the ball, you made sure not to go to the fridge or change the channel.
08:09You are watching Devin Hester return.
08:10Devin Hester, you are ridiculous.
08:14Every time he caught the ball, there was at least a 50% chance he felt that he was getting
08:20in the end zone.
08:20It's the gas at the 50, to the 40, to the Broncos.
08:23He had a side run, 20, 10, 5.
08:27Touchdown.
08:29Touchdown, Bears.
08:30It didn't matter that you've seen him do it before.
08:32Every time he would catch a punt, you would start with like, no, no.
08:36Starts left, studs attack, don't go backwards, Devin Hester.
08:39Going backwards to the 25.
08:40And then you'd be like, yes, go.
08:44My favorite part of every Devin Hester punt return is that moment where the punter realizes that he has to
08:50look like an idiot momentarily
08:52and try to tackle a guy running directly at him at 30 miles an hour.
08:56He is absolutely, unquestionably ridiculous.
09:06Hester is on the list because he changed the way we view the start of a Super Bowl.
09:11He does what no one's ever done before or since.
09:14Starts off a Super Bowl by running it all the way back.
09:19Sales to the far side around the 8-yard line to Hester.
09:22Under it, into the middle of the 15, to the 20, breaks free of the 25, to the 30, to
09:26the outside, 40, midfield, 40, 30, in the cold, 20, 15, Hester, 5.
09:34Touchdown, Bears.
09:37This is the definition of a highlight.
09:41That first minute, there's had to be a voice in Tony Dungy's head like, what did I tell you?
09:45What did I tell you?
09:47Don't kick it to Devin Hester.
09:48He's watching himself on the Jumbotron as he trots in.
09:52If I had a nickel for every time the year, the season ended with six, and an anniversary team gave
10:01up a kickoff return touchdown in the Super Bowl to a team in the NFC North, I'd have two nickels.
10:08Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
10:14Devin Hester's a human highlight reel until he had to do a route.
10:26Awesome. Punt returner and kick returner.
10:28Wide receiver, big disappointment.
10:30That shows what a badass returner he was, that he was that good that all he had to do was
10:35return and make the list.
10:37He is a lock for this list, maybe not number one, but you can't, there would be no point doing
10:43this without him.
10:44I'm talking to you seriously, you are something special, dog.
10:4614 books still waiting for Devin Hester to return, so...
10:50Devin, I'm sorry, but Harry Potter needs to be returned.
10:55The number seven of human highlights, Terrell Owens.
11:01He made huge plays.
11:03Owens is behind the defense, he's gonna go!
11:05Well, if we're talking about top ten train wrecks in NFL history...
11:09I love me some me!
11:11Woo!
11:12Woo!
11:13I think Terrell Owens is on the list.
11:15If you're talking about highlight reels, I think you put someone else there.
11:19I can't say what they want to say about me.
11:21I can't be stopped.
11:26Terrell Owens is a human highlight reel at all hours.
11:33As human highlights go, there is only one T.O.
11:38T.O. got to be on y'all list as the most person on y'all list.
11:42He gonna be top receiver.
11:43Terrell Owens with his size and strength, there was no way you were gonna stop him.
11:47He's going for Owens at the end zone.
11:49He's got it!
11:50Top trash talk.
11:52I'm in a league of my own, they ain't ready for me.
11:54Most electric.
11:55Makes a break, makes another, cuts to his left.
11:58He's got everything.
12:01He's got it, 15, 10, 5, touchdown, 49ers!
12:07T.O.T.D.
12:16Pass going out to the right, caught by Terrell Owens.
12:19Owens breaks the tackle, and he is going to outrace the secondary.
12:25Not only did you have to watch him when he was running to the end zone,
12:32You then had to watch him in the end zone, because that sometimes was more exciting.
12:38Our number seven human highlight didn't have an off switch.
12:42Popcorn.
12:43Get your popcorn ready.
12:45Sharpie celebration.
12:47What is, is that a pin?
12:49Yeah, he had a pin in his side, and he pulled it out and autographed the ball.
12:55Grabbed the children's pom-poms one time.
12:57He did not just take the pom-poms and start to scare him.
13:03He really knew how to entertain a football.
13:05You have to see this guy to believe it.
13:08It was always about Owens.
13:13He had to be the highlight ring.
13:15I just thought he was such a pain in the ass.
13:17Such a drama queen.
13:19I don't want to hear nothing.
13:20Now give me the ball.
13:20And then in the locker room, after he'd lose a big game, he'd start bawling about his quarterback.
13:25It's my team.
13:28It's my quarterback.
13:30He went on his front yard and held a press conference while doing sit-ups.
13:35Hey, I ain't hurting the team.
13:37You can talk all the traps all you want.
13:39But as long as you have the abilities to match, you're great.
13:42Terrell Owens hit it.
13:44He caught the ball.
13:45And he makes the winning touchdown catch.
13:48I would watch Terrell Owens do literally anything.
13:51Anything.
13:52We ready on the call.
13:54I want to see him order food at a restaurant.
13:56I want to see him work out at the gym.
13:59I would watch Terrell Owens do literally anything.
14:02That's why he's on this list.
14:10There has been and may only ever be one Gronk.
14:14I don't even know how I did that.
14:16There aren't that many NFL players who are known by just one name like Madonna.
14:21Freak show.
14:22My God.
14:23I've seen it all now by this guy.
14:24I love him.
14:25I love his brothers.
14:27I love his big dumb square head.
14:31He's the most exciting ever, yeah, but it's a tight end.
14:38No human being has ever better been made for football than Gronk.
14:43Rob Gronkowski is hard to miss on a football field.
14:46And he's even harder to cover.
14:50He was just like this big lumbering animal that the defense had no chance to stop.
15:01He looks like a bulldozer doing ballet.
15:09Gronkowski reaches down and makes a tumbling catch.
15:12He's so light on his feet and so heavy on his feet at the same time.
15:17Spins away from the defender.
15:18Stiff arms another.
15:19Carries it.
15:1915 to the 10.
15:20Gronk leaps to the end zone.
15:23Tell me a team right now that can stop him when 87's healthy.
15:26Clears one tackle and then kicks it into that third gear.
15:30They both try and undercut him at the goal line.
15:32And the big boy takes it in.
15:34I shoot by five people.
15:38He looks like the high school senior that's playing with the 6th graders.
15:44He just finishes his block well after the touchdown signal was called.
15:49Drives him right off the field and into the television truck.
15:56I'm still blocking 60% of the time.
15:59It's a boring position.
16:01You can call Gronk a tight end, but you can't call him boring.
16:05I told AD he's going to see something I've never done before in my life.
16:09This game that I don't even know I've played.
16:11How many other 260-pound players do you see making fingertip catches with defensive players bouncing off them like they're
16:22crash test dummies?
16:23Give me a break.
16:24I suspect a lot of Gronk's best highlights can't be shown on television.
16:29One more.
16:30I got 69 touchdowns.
16:32You know what I mean.
16:35He can say anything.
16:36And you're like, oh, Gronk.
16:39We got yelled at.
16:40We're not allowed to talk about celebrations.
16:42I kind of want to talk about it.
16:44But I kind of don't because I'll be in trouble.
16:46So I don't know what to do.
16:48You know, oh my God.
16:49It's so cute.
16:50Look at what he's doing.
16:52Only you know what I mean, baby.
16:54The man is on-field and off-field football gold.
16:58Hit him, hit him, hit him.
17:05The name is made for the highlight reel.
17:07The player is made for the highlight reel.
17:09I think it just all comes together and makes sense.
17:13And now, number five, human highlight.
17:16LT.
17:19Lawrence Taylor deserves to be on the list.
17:22He was single-handedly changing game.
17:25Taylor knocking away.
17:27Giants football.
17:28He changed the expectations of what it was to be a player in his position.
17:32I mean, of course, he's on this list.
17:33Absolute monster.
17:35I don't want to say anything funny about LT at all.
17:37He's too intense.
17:38He's too relentless.
17:40Those are, like, the only things that I can think of when watching LT play.
17:48Lawrence Taylor highlights make you thank the Lord in heaven that you don't play football.
17:56Can you imagine him coming at you?
18:00I would be like, okay, it's over.
18:02This was a nice life.
18:04Time to die.
18:06Watch his highlights and you, like, flinch when you watch it just because of the sheer intensity at which he
18:12plays football.
18:13I know as a child, when he's on the sidelines talking about going out like a bunch of crazed dogs.
18:18Hey, baby, let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs.
18:20That's some fun.
18:21I was mortified of Lawrence Taylor as a child.
18:27He's so good.
18:29It's crazy.
18:32Tonight, Lawrence Taylor's got that throttle open at about 200%.
18:36His hits are more mesmerizing, more enchanting.
18:39You can sit there and watch it over and over again.
18:41One of my favorite LT types of tackles is when he gets a one-handed shirt tackle.
18:46Just grabs a guy by his jersey and spins him around and, like, pretty much throws him like a bag
18:51of garbage into the end zone.
18:52I sit back.
18:53I marvel at the closing speed, the ferocity, the no chance that a tackle is going to block him, much
19:01less a tight end.
19:02One man cannot block Lawrence Taylor.
19:08Lawrence Taylor was a one-man machine.
19:11He was his own army, actually, is probably a better way to phrase it.
19:16This guy did whatever he wanted, and he got up and he laughed at you.
19:19He literally famously said to a quarterback after he attacked him, he's like, you're going to have to do better
19:23than that, bro.
19:28Son, that guy did better than this.
19:29After he did what he told you he was going to do, he then looked you in the eyes and
19:33said,
19:34not only did I just do what I said I'm going to do, but I'm going to do it again
19:37on the next second half.
19:38Hey, Sula, you're going to hope I never get back in there.
19:41I'm going to kick your ass.
19:431982 Thanksgiving against Detroit.
19:46He has three forced fumbles and a pick six in the second half.
19:50Rolls wildly.
19:51Intercepted.
19:51There goes that LT.
19:54LT.
19:54Way to go.
19:56LT truly did beat the Detroit Lions by himself.
20:00When you saw him, you were like, he's a different tier of human than the other people playing.
20:07How hard is it to beat the Detroit Lions between Bobby Lane and Barry Sanders by yourself?
20:16How hard is that?
20:30Randy Moss's highlights are incredible to watch.
20:32Fires to Moss.
20:34Moss is up.
20:34Touchdown.
20:35What a kick.
20:36Yes.
20:36What a great kiss by Randy Moss.
20:39Highlight roll after highlight roll.
20:40Just fast, quick.
20:42Randy Moss breaks the tackle.
20:43Randy Moss races down the sidelines and Randy Moss just outruns everybody in the big end zone.
20:49He is incredible.
20:50Screen.
20:51Bomb.
20:521-16.
20:53Got Moss down there.
20:55There's the bomb.
20:56Climb!
20:57Did he do kick returns?
20:58I don't know if he did kick returns.
20:59Now in the middle of the 50.
21:00He's going to go!
21:0140.
21:02He's going to be 5-30.
21:0325-20.
21:0450-10-5!
21:07Touchdown, Vikings!
21:11Wow.
21:12It's when you become known for a thing.
21:16Like, when I think of Randy Moss, I think of a one-handed catch.
21:19You're Moss'ing somebody.
21:21Hot!
21:21One-handed catch by Randy Moss!
21:25That was one of the greatest catches Randy Moss has ever made!
21:30Dude, that is on Charles Woodson, brother.
21:34That is on Charles Woodson.
21:36Stop it.
21:37Oh, just caught a ball with my finger!
21:41Caught!
21:42Touchdown, Randy Moss!
21:44He became a bird.
21:47You got Moss'ed.
21:48If we're playing one-on-one right now, and I caught the ball one-handed, I Moss'ed you.
21:54You were Moss'ed.
21:55That's how you know you're a human highlight, bro.
21:59Say you got Rice'd, you got Largent, you got Owend, even though Owend's had the great catch
22:06in the playoffs, you got Moss'ed.
22:11If you're watching a game and you saw Randy put the hand up, you know, I'm open, you knew
22:18he was open.
22:18You knew he was getting the ball, and that was it.
22:20It was over.
22:21He's got it!
22:22What a 15-10-5 touchdown!
22:24That team all went through Randy Moss.
22:27Deep in the end, they're caught!
22:28Super free touchdown!
22:30He made Randall Cunningham.
22:32Here's how you know Randy Moss is open.
22:38He put on his uniform.
22:40Looked like he had a second career.
22:42And it is Moss getting position.
22:45Touchdown!
22:46Randy Moss made Dante Culpepper.
22:48Looked like he was good.
22:50Dante takes the stance.
22:51Straight run.
22:52Great rejection.
22:53He'll go deep.
22:54Right side for Randy Moss.
22:56And Moss got it!
22:58Touchdown!
22:59When Tom Brady had a Randy Moss caliber player, he broke every record.
23:04Touchdown pass number 50.
23:06An NFL record.
23:07That season with the Patriots, when Randy Moss breaks the record.
23:13For Randy Moss, touchdown reception number 23.
23:16An NFL record.
23:18Unstoppable with Tom Brady.
23:19Hey, just look down one side and find 81.
23:22I'm going deep.
23:23Give me Randy Moss in his prom.
23:24Give me Moss.
23:25Let me throw it up high, and let me get Moss.
23:28I say it all the time.
23:30What a magical receiver that guy is.
23:33Number three, human highlight.
23:35Prime power.
23:37Deion Sanders.
23:40Number three.
23:42Come on, man.
23:43Come on, baby.
23:44With your sweet.
23:44Go, baby.
23:45Way too low.
23:46He's maybe the most el-
23:47He could be two.
23:48There's Barry Sanders.
23:50Electric player in the history of football.
23:52He starts the high step at the 25.
23:54Deion Sanders dancing for a long, long touchdown.
23:58Deion has to be number one, because he is the human highlight reel.
24:04When your nickname is Neon, you must act like a noble gas.
24:08When your entire outer valence is filled with electrons, you can't bond with anything.
24:14You're not ionic or covalent.
24:16No, you're just scoring and playing defense as well and wearing a bandana.
24:21He had a confidence and a swag and aura about him that says, when I step on this field, this
24:30is my domain.
24:32Deion Sanders was born to be a highlight reel from the first time he stepped on the field.
24:37How your first time touching the ball in the NFL, you drop the kick return and then you take it
24:42to the house.
24:43That tells you all you need to know about electricity.
24:45How many times do you see this happen?
24:47First of all, he fumbles the ball and now-
24:49Yeah, he's not from the planet.
24:52A real human would have been tackled right there by number 27.
24:56Now we see the great speed.
24:58We're talking about a young man that runs a 4-2-5-40.
25:01That is burning.
25:03He's outside.
25:04He sees 24 come up.
25:05Great move with Deion Sanders.
25:08Time to run!
25:10Oh my goodness.
25:11He's on six different ways.
25:14He returned the kick.
25:17He returned the putt.
25:17Deion does a 5 to the 10.
25:20Carter touchdown.
25:22Pick six.
25:26Who knows?
25:29To the 50, to the 20, to the 25, to the 30, to the 30, to the 40, to 45,
25:34to 50, Deion, a hundred yards!
25:37Return to punt.
25:39Return to interception.
25:42He did it again!
25:45A fumble.
25:47Alexander.
25:49Touchdown.
25:51From 21 yards away.
25:53An end around, a reverse.
25:56Here's a reverse to Deion Sanders.
25:58Now reverses direction.
26:00Finds a blocker.
26:00At the 20.
26:01Touchdown.
26:01To the right, to the 10, to the 5.
26:04Touchdown Deion Sanders!
26:06And he caught a touchdown pass.
26:07That time they put him on the left and just threw him that timing pattern.
26:12Just went quick up.
26:13Solved the ball.
26:14The only thing he didn't do was throw a touchdown pass.
26:17And he probably could have.
26:18I mean, he was a pro baseball player.
26:20He actually was a quarterback in high school.
26:22He made playing defensive back fun.
26:27He made it exciting.
26:31When you talk about San Francisco against the Falcons, after the big fight on field with
26:37Ryzen.
26:37Oh, he takes his shot.
26:39Yeah.
26:39Give him that whole field left bump.
26:41Did you see that?
26:42That's a classic!
26:43And then what happens?
26:44The big six.
26:45And then when we get to the sideline and we're running up the field.
26:48What are we doing?
26:48We're looking at the whole team with Falcons saying, look at me, baby.
26:53I'm proud of you.
26:54He can high step this one half the field and walks into the end zone.
26:59Touchdown 49ers!
27:00And then we get in the end zone and we got to do what?
27:02We got to do the dance.
27:03That's my man.
27:04You're showing off for me.
27:05The person at home.
27:06The person who you're entertaining.
27:08I love that.
27:09And the Deion shuffle follows.
27:12I see our game in the corner.
27:17Deion Sanders is a highlight reel as a person.
27:23He has swag when we didn't even know what it was.
27:29He kind of transcended football in a way that he brought a lot of other people from a lot
27:35of other arenas in to watch football.
27:37How long have you been a Falcons fan?
27:39I've been a Deion Sanders fan first.
27:44I remember growing up and the reason I watched football was because of Deion Sanders.
27:49Solely because of Deion Sanders.
27:54So number two, Jim Brown.
27:59That's hard.
28:00I like Jim Brown.
28:02He can't be that hard on the list because they weren't even calling them highlights back then.
28:07There's no ESPN, no SportsCenter, no this and that.
28:12We don't even have TV footage of the guy.
28:15So we'll just film.
28:18He was a linebacker, correct?
28:20Considered by most experts as the greatest pullback ever to play the game, Jimmy's harder
28:24to bring down than a wild steer.
28:26Running back.
28:27See, I don't even know what he did.
28:28I just know it's Jim Brown.
28:30Jim Brown is so good that none of us have seen a highlight and we just know it's true.
28:36This is what makes the highlights even better.
28:38The imagination of what they would have been.
28:43Most dominant player to ever step on any athletic field.
28:50Faster than the speeding foot.
28:54More powerful than a locomotive.
28:58Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
29:02The pro game in the pop age had a number of superstars.
29:06But only one Superman and he was Jim Brown.
29:10I could watch Jim Brown highlight reels all day.
29:14In the late 50s into the 60s, Jim Brown was making highlights that continue to astound to this day.
29:22He almost needs a laugh track.
29:34Four, five, six, seven guys.
29:37They can't physically bring him down.
29:41Jimmy Brown again, all 228 pounds, rolling for the middle and thundering for the score.
29:48There's a great highlight of Jim Brown throwing a perfect touchdown pass.
29:54Brown arches the ball to Gary Collins for a touchdown.
29:58You can just picture the quarterback off screen looking at him like, you're better at this than me too.
30:05And they had a good quarterback.
30:07When I think about Jim Brown, you know, I think about a guy who dominated the sport.
30:14But I don't know if I saw those plays that made me just really go, wow, could anybody else have
30:21done that?
30:22I don't know how.
30:23Hey, that's Nitran Lane trying to chase him down right there.
30:26Oh, that's controversial.
30:28Jim Brown would have broken the internet.
30:31Jim Brown would have broken YouTube.
30:35He dominated a decade of football.
30:37It was a different era of football.
30:39But you can tell in his highlights he would have dominated any era of football because he could do anything
30:44with the ball in his hands.
30:48Jim Brown, for who he was and for what he did for the league, I think number two is very
30:52appropriate for him.
30:53That makes sense.
30:54If he's number two, Jim Brown could be number two.
30:57Who never was?
30:59And now, the number one human hound, Barry Sanders.
31:05You have to give it up for Barry Sanders.
31:07I mean, he's the best ever.
31:15Yeah, he should be.
31:16He was amazing.
31:23Of all my complaining about this list, number one, definitive, no question, absolutely, Barry Sanders.
31:51Barry Sanders is number one because, let's face it, his highlights are the best.
31:56If you did a highlight reel, all the people that he juked, broke ankles, his different moves, the way he
32:02pivoted, man, I think Barry Sanders would be fun to watch because he moved differently.
32:06The reversing field, re-reversing field, re-re-re-reversing field.
32:11And I created Barry Sanders.
32:13You could make an entire episode about Barry Sanders' best runs.
32:19Even he didn't know what he made.
32:21Everything that you teach about the position, he just kind of crinkled up and threw out.
32:28Barry Sanders runs like my wife argues.
32:30Wait, you're here?
32:31No, you're here?
32:32Here?
32:32Oh, how'd you get over there?
32:33Oh, what happened?
32:34I thought we were...
32:38How many times have we seen Barry Sanders shake a guy out of his socks, out of his underwear?
32:44Barry Sanders with a move that Mikhail Baryshnikov couldn't make.
32:50All of these defenders look like children trying to tackle this guy.
32:54Start with juking out one of the best safeties in NFL history, John Lynch.
32:59Mono-y-mono just embarrasses.
33:01You know, against the Chicago Bears, he's got three guys on him, and a total bear hug.
33:06I mean, it's almost like he psyched him out.
33:07They thought they had him down, and next thing you know, he's gone.
33:11That play against the Patriots where he just keeps doing this.
33:14Barry Sanders turned around a defensive back about three times.
33:18Harlan Barnett, New England Patriots, for him just to get put in the spin cycle, turned about 18 different directions.
33:26Barry Sanders just embarrassed him.
33:32Sanders' moves were so good, he was invisible to defenders right in front of him.
33:39That one is a highlight reel special.
33:41You couldn't believe that he was making these moves and making these NFL players look as bad as he did.
33:47When I grow up, I want to run just like him.
33:53Pitch out to Barry, left side, hole 35, 40.
33:56Barry on the run, to the 50, to the 45, to the 40.
33:59Look out, 30.
34:00No number catches.
34:01See you later.
34:04He really was the definition of old.
34:06You know what the funniest part of that run against the Patriots is?
34:10Harlan Barnett was released by the Patriots and then signed with the Vikings in 95.
34:16So he could play Barry Sanders twice a year after getting embarrassed by Barry Sanders.
34:24You don't have to be smart to make the NFL.
34:28He was a classy dude that just played the game and let his actions do the talking.
34:33That's the thing.
34:34He was amazing.
34:35When you take a team that you still show their highlights even though they lost
34:40because they have one of the most electric, elusive players to ever put on a uniform.
34:47That's what a highlight reel is.
34:50Oxy's the best in the business.
34:52I don't know how you put anybody ahead of Barry Sanders in terms of just pure highlights
34:58and the spectacular moves that he made on the football field.
35:05Listen, man, I'm protesting this list.
35:06I'm protesting this list.
35:08That's a problem.
35:09I think you did the right thing.
35:11I know we've only done this like 8,000 times.
35:13How is Devin Hester ahead of Michael Vick?
35:15All he did was return kickoffs.
35:17You can't win for nothing, man.
35:18I put him at 10 and I'd bump J.J. Watt off altogether.
35:27Deion has to be number one because he is the human highlight reel.
35:30Ahead of Michael Vick?
35:33Seven is worth every down.
35:34No, Deion's number one.
35:36Yeah, I think Randy would disagree.
35:38Tell him, mama.
35:38Top three, Barry Sanders, Brown, Moss.
35:44Just change the list.
35:45No biggie.
35:48I can't believe there's no more list left.
35:53Wow.
35:55Well, that's it.
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