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00:02is everybody needs a big guy in their life if they're gigantic and they got a huge girth and
00:06belly uh i'm a fan of theirs fat guys are my people man oh this is my favorite topic come
00:12on
00:12let's all be honest one of them picks up a fumble we all say fat guy touchdown we may not
00:17be the
00:18cutest guys in the world but we're the biggest guys in the world it's not sexy it's beefy but
00:24it's big and you look at him and you're like whoa imagine sleeping with him what yes we finally
00:31getting some love big guys in a sport full of them how do you exactly rank the top 10
00:46they're fat guys they're not big guys they're all big in the nfl these guys are fat maybe instead of
00:52fat guys you go with husky fellas or guys who don't go on hikes on dates it's something to
01:00shoot for like if i really went out there got my pizzas in every day and got my ice cream
01:04in every
01:05day and maybe i could block somebody after thorough research of the poundage the plumpness and the
01:11portly we went with the 10 guys who were defined by their size not necessarily their ability
01:17or in other words he came he saw he ate he left
01:31i'm nate newton offensive guard for the dallas cowboys my claim to fame
01:39that's a lot of damn jelly kicking off our countdown as one of the biggest players on the
01:45list and his heaviest nate newton weighed more than 400 pounds there's a mount rushmore of nfl fat
01:52guys nate newton is number one i thought he glamorized fat for a while he was fat and he was
01:58kind of
01:59proud of it he loved being fat it was his big day you consider yourself fat or just big no
02:06i'm big man
02:06i'm one of your more sexier offensive linemen in the league i'm looking sexy as you can see
02:13as long as i use no makeup i'm fat enough to sweat without it
02:18he had a famous quote every night i'm gonna try to dream about my girl but i end up dreaming
02:22about
02:23ham hocks a lot of people identify with me more than they do a michael irvin or troy or steve
02:28young
02:28because there's a lot of fat people in the world
02:34nate weighed 355 pounds when he reported to cowboys camp
02:38teammates looked at him and said forget the fridge this guy's the kitchen
02:43you're talking about a guy who has a sandwich named after him in dallas the nate newton sandwich
02:49it was humongous i once saw him go back for force the man could just put it away you know
02:55him
02:55maybe a russian leader but i'm the eating leader
03:04he was an athlete who
03:08happened to be massive
03:10large as he was he could move and when he was a moving force you did not want to get
03:15in his way
03:16emmett smith would disappear behind him
03:18just get behind me
03:20i mean he just plots out half the field
03:23once he gets his hands on you you might as well just go and get the next play because your
03:26play is over it
03:27when nate just took his guy and just boom
03:33look at that
03:35newton won three superbowls with the cowboys
03:37life off the field brought trouble
03:39my injuries caught
03:41if you don't get caught with that much weed in your trunk you probably will like maybe put something else
03:46in your trunk
03:46in case then perhaps this was just a person who used to
03:54add him
03:55he should still be on the list because it's kind of
03:57like once you're a fat guy you're in the club for life
04:11he's fat or is he just thick
04:16oh i'd say thick i don't want to insult
04:21jerome betis i'll call him thick
04:22actually call him the bus
04:37i always liked it because he did
04:50the buses are yellow
04:51but buses are
04:53they're sleek and lean you know
04:55you don't think of a bus being round and rolling
04:58bus just starting to roll baby
05:00just starting to roll
05:01if you're going to be a vehicle
05:03and be a tough dude you want to be a tank
05:06you want to be a bulldozer
05:07you don't want to be a bus
05:09like the bus is where your mom drops you off so that you can go play soccer
05:12and then like jerome betis is driving it
05:15and you're like hi jerome good to see you today
05:17and he's like oh good to see you too children
05:19that's not threatening
05:20okay so his nickname didn't scare everyone
05:22but his size did
05:25260 pounds on a 5 foot 10 inch frame will do that
05:28i don't care what his listed weight was
05:30at times he was 20 pounds over that listed weight
05:32then it's just impossible to tackle
05:34the bus shakes him off like flies
05:37obviously he's a huge guy but just how thick he was
05:39through the midsection through his legs
05:41it's like you know he used himself like a battery ram
05:43and no one could get their arms ready
05:44where they get a load of meat
05:46he's the type of guy that would run you over and say good hit
05:49so as a 195 pound free safety
05:51you just kind of didn't want to see that guy get passed on
05:54backers
05:54you saw jerome batis running at you with a full head of steam
05:58would you want to tackle him?
05:59and a bus takes three boards all over his spine
06:02no who would want to tackle
06:05you don't get paid enough for that
06:06you don't get paid enough for that
06:09you know how crazy that is
06:10you get paid enough for someone
06:14that's
06:14what
06:14what
06:15what you saying
06:16what's the error
06:25you can
06:26you can monster up when you're going in the hole
06:28and brian urlacher is standing there
06:30don't hit those guys
06:31those low
06:32square
06:33round
06:33chubby
06:34fat
06:35whatever you want to call them
06:36the right way
06:37they're gonna run you over
06:38that's what the bus is all about
06:39he just refused to be tackled
06:41you know one of the best linebackers of his era
06:44was no match for jerome bettis
06:45but in that situation i don't know
06:47if mean joe green would have been a match for jerome bett
06:53it ain't so tough
06:54smash my football
06:58your career
06:59bettis was a rookie of the year
07:00comeback player of the year
07:02and a super bowl champion
07:04to the great jim brown
07:06here i come baby
07:07bad guy
07:08nobody thought he had to dip out of it either
07:10oh yeah
07:11and his 13,662 rushing yards
07:14ranked 6th all time
07:16most of jerome bettis's yards are obviously between the tackles
07:19but the other thing that he did was his ability to juke a little
07:23bit
07:23i ain't fast i'm kind of quick
07:25i had a weeble wobble but i don't fall down
07:28bettis weighed well north of 250
07:31but he had the light feet of someone who was just south of 220
07:35i'm ready to shake right and run baby
07:37you could just make enough of a cut
07:39to make a difference to accelerate through a hole
07:43jerome breaks it to 20 by 20
07:46he can go all the way
07:47jerome bettis like lightning into the end
07:51talk to like a cousin or a wife or a girlfriend
07:54show them a picture of jerome bettis and ask them to guess what position he plays
07:58and then you get to see the look on their face when you say no he's actually a running back
08:05the number eight big guy of all time
08:08sebastian janikowski
08:11janikowski is bigger than me
08:15this would help that i can still kick one day
08:18sebastian janikowski aka seabass
08:19he's the higher on the list
08:21when a kicker takes his game up to the level that sebastian janikowski has
08:25to become fat enough for us to notice
08:28you have to properly honor that in the top ten list
08:30obviously he's very gifted and tough as nails
08:33because i've seen him tackle people in the kickoffs
08:42maybe he's not the greatest tackler of all time
08:45but he does have one of the strongest legs in nfl history
08:48he has the loudest noise that i have ever heard
08:52from a kicker
08:54yet he strolls out there and you're thinking wait a minute
08:57this guy not only looks like an offensive lineman his nickname is the sea bass
09:00he's one of the great kickers of his generation
09:02and he looks like he just came from a frat party
09:05and he kind of shook loose of the prototypical
09:08this is what a kicker is going to look like
09:10and came into the nfl and just hammered the ball
09:14boom
09:18with sebastian janikowski once you cross the 50 yard line
09:21you say look you may need five or six more yards
09:24and we're in the field goal range
09:25i've never seen a more fearless field goal kicker
09:30period
09:31that's a hell of a kick partner
09:33speaking from a guy who played on the kickoff team
09:35you love sebastian
09:36because you knew all those kickoffs were going
09:38either out of the back of the end zone
09:40it was going to be a touch back
09:43this fat kicker keep kicking the ball out the end zone man
09:54you know
09:56andy reed and john madden have to be on the list right
10:00rex ryan is great because he used to be really fat
10:04and now he's just fat
10:06i'm in a different weight class
10:09well i mean can we call him a fat guy anymore
10:11he's lost a lot of weight
10:12he doesn't look like the same guy anymore
10:13his brother's still a big fat guy
10:15rex ryan he's a twin
10:16i mean together they have a lot of pounds
10:18they have a lot of girth
10:19rob and rex ryan
10:21it's not fair to rob ryan
10:23to put rex ryan on this list
10:24they have to be on the list together
10:26i just said hit the guy that looks like barney
10:28wow
10:29oh
10:30oh
10:31i'm slipping sorry
10:36there was a time when rex ryan like his brother rob
10:39looked like he was about to give birth to twins
10:42but that's no longer the question
10:46did rex ryan become less effective when he was losing weight as a head coach
10:50no way no way
10:53i've made the contention that rex ryan became a less good coach if that makes sense when he lost weight
11:01he's playing football
11:03it's almost like uh samson when he gets his hair cut off
11:06it sure looks like once rex lost the pounds he lost his personality
11:09damn that's bullshit
11:11i mean i thought he was a better coach when he was fat
11:14when he was fat
11:15rex's record was 28-20
11:17skinny rex's jets have gone 14 and 18
11:21to me it seemed like he was more fun loving as a big guy
11:25let's go get some snacks
11:27that's what i want to see tomorrow
11:28do we understand what the i want to see tomorrow
11:31i have a hundred percent respect for a guy who can just say let's go eat a damn snack
11:38let's go eat a damn snack
11:40i think if he says let's go eat a damn snack now it's like
11:43uh some nuts and berries
11:44i'm like
11:44i'm like meh
11:45i'm like meh
12:14blow up you slim down
12:16that's the way it goes
12:17is rex on a diet or something?
12:19rex ryan looks like he's wearing a baggy rex ryan costume
12:23look he got it last halloween then lost a bunch of weight
12:25damn i'm losing so much weight i gotta pick my drawers up
12:31i want the big rex
12:35i want the guy with the big stomach and the big jowls
12:40heavy heavy heavy
12:41stay fat rex come on
12:43i mean the players are always gonna run through the wall for you
12:46he's a great defensive coach
12:47he had mark sanchez in two AFC championship games
12:51you know mr butt fumble him
12:54i would have
12:56impressive coaching job though was in 2013
12:58going eight and eight with the roster that should have gone three and thirteen
13:01getting eight and eight out of a team that pretty much all the experts said was no better
13:06at best a four win team
13:08he did a pretty damn good job last year i thought
13:10i think sexy rexy is still a great head coach
13:12the spirit of big rex ryan will forever live on
13:15he absolutely deserves to be on this list
13:20number six big guy of all time
13:23albert hainsworth
13:25hainsworth to me
13:26one of the all time
13:27took the money
13:28got the big money
13:29and turned out to be an
13:33absolute plus
13:36albert was just a big athletic dude that was not into doing anything
13:45once he got the contract for
13:47three million since wide to just become
13:49a flopper
13:54pound for pound he might be the most embarrassing guy on this list
13:57because
13:59why is he even on the list
14:03he
14:14you wondered could anyone
14:17anyone
14:19block him
14:20and the answer was no
14:21albert was so talented
14:23it until we met Shanahan. Blame the Hall of Fame caliber coach because a player is lazy. Really
14:33smart. This is another reason why the Redskins are so amazing. So they throw a bunch of money
14:41at Albert Haysworth and then he couldn't even pass the conditioning test. Everybody you know
14:47can pass the conditioning test. It's like run across that field there and come back and like
14:52somewhere between the across and the come back part. Albert was like I'm done.
14:58But it's not a conditioning test or a contract that Albert Haysworth is remembered for. Albert
15:04Haysworth the only thing I remember about him is him stepping on the guy. Unsportsmanlike conduct
15:08defense number 92 for stomping a player's helmet. When he was with Tennessee there was that moment
15:17where he he stomped the guy. I was jealous of that as a Redskins because he couldn't have
15:21raised his leg up enough to stomp anybody. So let me get this straight you've got the guy
15:26that stomps people's faces ahead of the three-time Super Bowl champion. It's not good. He had the
15:32ability to be one of the all-time frames and when you look back on it he's one of the
15:37all-time teams.
15:51So let's see.
17:24Look at that.
17:27No way a guy who's like 280 should be moving like that. Look at that.
17:336'4", maybe 185 when I first laid eyes on him, but he could throw a football like none other.
17:40The big physical marvel was that he could throw a football something like 70 yards from his knees.
17:45As it turned out, an appropriate drill for him because given how big he got, he couldn't move anywhere anyway.
18:19Okay, Raider fans, Jamarcus Russell.
18:20You can tell he didn't work hard. He's the only quarterback who had noticeable dimples in his butt. He was
18:28so fat.
18:31He had an affinity for takeout food and purple drink. We know about that, too.
18:36Lean. He drank too much. That purple drink, it's like all water weight. It stays in your body. It's Gatorade.
18:41It's vodka. What else is in there?
18:44Rom, something, Kahlua. Whatever it is, it gives you cable.
18:47It's actually cough syrup, too.
18:49Friday in the NFL is way in bed.
18:51I remember one time Jamarcus Russell came in. I just went to peek and see what he weighed.
18:55I looked and I said, whoa.
18:57He was bigger than some of our defensive ends.
18:59No one was going to employ a 300-pound quarterback. If he could have stayed in the 260s, I think
19:06he still would have gotten another chance.
19:08What a ball that won by Jamarcus Russell.
19:11Jamarcus Russell proves there are certain things you can't measure.
19:16He just couldn't play the quarterback position at the NFL level despite all the great measurable athletic virtues that he
19:25had.
19:25The quarterbacks get all the love all the time. You know, the big guys don't. So, Jamarcus, welcome to our
19:32world.
19:38Let him report big guys out of time.
19:40Whoa, Vince Wilfork.
19:41Vince, I think Vince is one of the fat guys in the NFL right now, but I wouldn't say that
19:44to his face.
19:45But he gets the job done, and it's rare to see a guy that big be so clear.
19:48No, no, no, no. Say it to his face. He probably takes it as a compliment. Probably.
19:54Vince Wilfork is an athlete who just happens to have a few extra pounds on him.
19:58I don't think of Vince Wilfork as a fat guy. He moves way too long. He's called a fat guy.
20:05Most would agree the number four big man on our list is large and in charge.
20:10But what does Vince think?
20:12I argue with guys my teammates every year about who's the best athlete on the team.
20:17I would say me.
20:18The hit he had against, I think it was Stevie Johnson.
20:22They played the Bills.
20:24That's just like a hit that you dream about.
20:28His wife was up in the stand, like, oh.
20:32Huh.
20:33There's certain guys you let in the car, and there's certain guys you ain't letting in the car.
20:37If me in the fridge and a couple other big guys was in the car, we're going to let Vince
20:41in the car.
20:42Because he's just like us.
20:44He ain't sugarcoat nothing.
20:46His stomach hang over his pants.
20:48But he plays football with passion and intensity.
20:51Hey, we put the children in the bed.
20:53We're going to do grown whole stuff.
20:55You feel me?
20:56The Super Bowl champ and five-time All-Pro has a chance to go down with the all-time greats.
21:07Okay, so I guess he's not in the Hall of Fame yet, but he probably could be in the Hall
21:11of Fame.
21:12The best defender that the Patriots have ever had.
21:15You hear a lot of people talk about the Patriots' Super Bowl champions, that there were no Hall of Famers
21:20on those teams except for Tom Brady, and that is not true.
21:23Vince Wilfork is a Hall of Famer.
21:25Vince Wilfork has been the mainstay of that defense.
21:31He was the Tom Brady of the Patriots' defense.
21:40Describe Vince Wilfork's appearance.
21:42It's like three very strong, big people pressed into one.
21:48He takes the work of three guys into one person.
21:52He, like, saves the company money.
21:54He's a game changer.
21:55You have to plan for him.
21:56You are not running off tackle against the Patriots with that guy on the football field.
22:01He may be a big man, but he's got the stamina.
22:04He plays over 80% of their plays.
22:06I always thought he had, like, a third lung.
22:08Big guys like that shouldn't have that much endurance.
22:10I can play anywhere on the front line.
22:12No matter what this defense goes to, if it's a 4-3-3-4-5-2 goal line, I don't
22:17have to come off the field.
22:18When he does come off the field, you know where to find him.
22:21We gonna eat, baby!
22:23And the proof was in the pudding at the Wilfork home this past Memorial Day.
22:29Hey, baby!
22:29I'm always hungry, you know me.
22:34As a defensive player, you get sacks, interceptions.
22:38What do you want?
22:39Give me a pick.
22:40I like a pick.
22:44Sack, uh, whatever.
22:47I'm a sack.
22:47A pick and ball off running with it.
22:49Passes away.
22:50Timmy Wilfork interdusted.
22:52That's a thrill.
22:54Every big man's dream is to run with the ball.
22:56Trust me on that one.
22:57Vince Wilfork gets the ball, you're like, oh my God.
23:00We're about to watch magic.
23:02And the big guy bundling downfield.
23:04320-odd pounds.
23:06I hate him.
23:07Because I'm a Jet fan.
23:08How could I like Vince Wilfork?
23:09How could I like Vince Wilfork?
23:11Tell me.
23:12I gotta watch him twice a year.
23:13Sometimes three.
23:14Who needs to see that?
23:15I have seen Vince Wilfork do some things that depressed me from a strength standpoint, but that one just jumped
23:22to the top five.
23:23It's really not the much I can't be, to be honest with you.
23:27The only thing I can't do that I'm going to learn is ice skating.
23:32Coming up, which offensive line was so big, Andy Reid not only has a large number on the bathroom scale.
23:38What do you mean Andy Reid doesn't need to be?
23:41But also in the win column.
23:43No idea how you do it.
23:45But I know that it's your heart as big as my weight.
23:49Reid took the Chiefs to the playoffs in his first season.
23:52He's got a touchdown.
23:57How about those Chiefs, baby?
24:00A feat he accomplished multiple times while in Philadelphia.
24:04To the winningest coach in the history of the Philadelphia Eagles.
24:08However, Andy Reid has yet to be fitted for a Super Bowl ring.
24:12Unlike the big guys in our number three.
24:14This age terribly.
24:16Three spot on the countdown.
24:21Number three big guys.
24:23The Hawks.
24:24The Hawks.
24:26First of all, they weren't fat.
24:28They were studly.
24:29You think the Hawks are the big, giant guys?
24:31Huge guys?
24:32Go back and look now.
24:33Little guys.
24:34I have the actual playing weights of the original 1982 Hawks right here for you.
24:39Joe Jacoby, 305 pounds.
24:40Mark May, 295 pounds.
24:42Jeff Bostic, 268 pounds.
24:44Russ Grimm, 273 pounds.
24:47And George Stark, 260 pounds.
24:49Average weight?
24:50280.2 pounds.
24:53None of them would be able to play offensive line in the NFL anymore.
24:56We'd be calling them the Piglets.
25:01Five offensive linemen, plus tight ends Donnie Warren and Rick Doc Walker.
25:06Together, they sit at number three on our list.
25:10The key was that they were athletic as well as being big.
25:14I mean, the reason Joe Gibbs' team were successful is largely that offensive line made that offense go.
25:20And now you win three Super Bowls with three different quarterbacks, it's because you have the best offensive line by
25:26far in the NFL.
25:30Those offensive linemen that we had were super smart.
25:34Come here, boss.
25:34Take your gap step.
25:36Just get a pinch on that guy.
25:39Everybody was kind of looking at that group.
25:41And, of all things, the Hogs came out.
25:45I love them Hogs.
25:46I love them Hogs.
25:48I love them Hogs.
25:49For that time, it was a big group of men, but it also was a fun group of guys.
25:54And I think the whole Hog nickname was perfect.
25:57They were genuinely a talented group of players, but no offensive line gets famous without a good nickname.
26:03It's an offensive Hog.
26:05Redskin, bro.
26:06Redskin, bro.
26:06Point, point.
26:07Washington had the fun bunch, too.
26:09I thought of reavers, but here are these big, broly guys.
26:12And they were getting recognized.
26:15The thing they forgot is before a Hog goes to the butcher, somebody's got to kill it.
26:22And the next thing you know, that expanded.
26:25And then you got the Hogettes.
26:27Root about, root about Hogs!
26:29Oh, my gosh, what is that?
26:31Everybody likes a guy dressed up as a woman who's also picked.
26:34Let's be honest.
26:35Bureaucrats beware.
26:36This was pork belly politics at its best.
26:39The Hogs have taken over the nation's capital.
26:42The fast, skinny guys would identify with the fun bunch, and the old, fat guys would identify with the Hogs.
26:48John Riggs, because he partook with those guys.
26:51And I think that was the thing, too.
26:53It was an exclusive club.
26:55You didn't just get into the Hogs unless, A, you were part of that offensive line, or you were someone
27:01they deemed worthy of being a Hog.
27:03You think about the Hog, the fans with the Hogs snout or whatever it is.
27:09That's why they're on the list.
27:10Everybody remembers the Hogs.
27:12They were big.
27:13They weren't that big.
27:14They weren't fat.
27:16Still to come, the man with one of the great nicknames.
27:19Well, these guys, I think, were just good enough to play.
27:25I mean, they played Reggie White, Lawrence Taylor, Randy White six times a year.
27:31So, held Bruce Smith without a sack.
27:34Held Lawrence Taylor without a sack.
27:37Held, I think, Reggie White without a sack in playoff matchups.
27:42That has to count for something.
27:43Big guy of all time, Gilbert Brown.
27:47Hey, you just talked to me.
27:48I love that you had Gilbert Brown on this list.
27:50Gilbert Brown was enormous and very good at using that to his advantage.
27:56Gilbert Brown, he was just monstrously big.
27:59It's okay to be 340, 345, 350.
28:04When you start tipping him at 370, you got a problem.
28:07They may list him in the mid-300s, but that guy's pushing four bills.
28:11I mean, this guy was 345 pounds.
28:13And when you have a nickname like the Gravedigger, you're God.
28:16Now you have to Halloween it when the Gravedigger come out.
28:19For Gilbert Brown, the Gravedigger.
28:20Come on.
28:21Has there ever been a better celebration of sacking a quarterback?
28:26The Gravedigger.
28:29I mean, the Gravedigger, you know, he had the shovel.
28:31You know, he was just looking to put bodies in the grave.
28:33They called Gilbert Brown the Gravedigger.
28:35Can you imagine the poor bastard that has to dig his grave one day?
28:40His fat just seemed fatter than anyone else's.
28:45Gilbert Brown?
28:48See? See?
28:49He's sending you guys a message from the past.
28:53Are you 350?
28:54Higher.
28:55Are you 360?
28:56Higher.
28:58You're not giving him enough weight.
29:01Physique?
29:02Kind of like an overstuffed burrito.
29:05You know when you go to a burrito place and they can't quite roll the burrito, there's so much stuff
29:08in it?
29:09That's Gilbert Brown.
29:10Everyone agrees Gilbert Brown was big.
29:13But how big?
29:14He's like a tall building.
29:15He was huge.
29:16You could build a skyscraper out of Gilbert Brown.
29:20Gilbert Brown was as wide as he was tall.
29:22He really was.
29:23I always wondered how they got a jersey on that guy.
29:25Because his gut was so huge.
29:27But he was a great player.
29:34There were times when you put Gilbert Brown on top of that center and you weren't running the football.
29:39You could not move him.
29:40You weren't running up that middle.
29:42That's what you want.
29:43He was quick as, like, under some pusher.
29:46Hit and set.
29:47Try Gilbert Brown.
29:49My quickest time in a 40 was a 4-6.
29:53What?
29:53So a guy had 320 pounds running a 4-6.
29:56Oh, whoa, whoa.
29:57No, no, no, no, no, no.
29:59He's lying.
29:59He's joking.
30:00He's joking.
30:01April Fool's already passed.
30:02He's joking.
30:04There's no way.
30:05640, we'll believe that, 320 pounds, not so much.
30:11Stay there.
30:12We're back to the right side.
30:14We did it.
30:14Stay there.
30:15He was the anchor for that Super Bowl run and Super Bowl winning team in Green Bay.
30:21Gilbert Brown.
30:22The only way we get respect is by kicking tail out there on the field.
30:26That's what Gilbert did, man.
30:27Gilbert's stuff.
30:28Stuffed everything coming up that middle.
30:30He was the perfect nose.
30:34Gilbert Brown is actually a coach in the lingerie league now.
30:37That's what I'm getting ready, all right?
30:38Come on, man.
30:39So he must look like he's the bouncer that kind of goes around and protects the strippers
30:45at a bachelorette party.
30:47Worries about popovers, high school, division one, NFL, getting on a staff with a pro team
30:55when you can coach smoke shows in the lingerie league.
30:58The words Gilbert Brown in lingerie shouldn't even ever, ever be in the same sentence.
31:03I've got that mental image now, and I'm not going to lose it for hours.
31:08Ha!
31:17How can John Madden and Andy Reid not make the list?
31:20Take two guys off.
31:22One, I would say he fixed the bill.
31:24Fridge absolutely deserves to be.
31:25No.
31:26He's out of the fr-
31:27The GOAT are the big guys.
31:29No question.
31:31He's the GOAT.
31:36He's the all-time big guy.
31:38He was really round.
31:39Fridge?
31:40How about double fridge?
31:42Just stack two fridges together.
31:44That's what William Perry was like.
31:46William Perry hasn't played in 20 years, but there's a reason he sits atop our list.
31:53His post-retirement circuit of eating contest and celebrity appearances has only increased his net growth.
32:08How he hasn't done, like, every season of Celebrity Fit Club is beyond me.
32:14I mean, you get this guy from a fridge, trying to get him to a single-panel fridge, and a
32:18wine cooler.
32:19Yeah, like a wine rack.
32:23I can't imagine where his mom went shopping for clothing.
32:26That must have just been all overalls and t-shirts at that point, or painting tarps.
32:31I remember getting the poster when he was a cleansing, actual size.
32:35You could turn it any way you want, it was the same length.
32:37I mean, it was this way, this way, boom, it was like a square, a huge orange square.
32:41At the combine, William Perry was 358 pounds, and he took his shirt off to do the vertical leap.
32:50Look at William Perry doing the high five!
32:54Drafted by the Bears in the first round in 1985, he made his entrance into the NFL at 335 pounds.
33:02Literally, like, when you say, like, a larger-than-life player, that was William Perry.
33:07He was a freak of an athlete, because he could probably dunk a basketball at 300 pounds back in the
33:11day.
33:12If you could have just molded him, you know, like a piece of clay, just kind of on the wheel.
33:19Spin it down and kind of shred.
33:22Yeah, let me take a bit here, a little bit there.
33:24I think there's probably a little class burner underneath there.
33:29William Perry goes 60 yards with the bundle!
33:33Unbelievable! I don't believe it!
33:35Oh, man, that's disappointing. The bridge guy's butt will be high.
33:40Buddy Ryan really wasn't playing him much.
33:43Mike Ditka decides to put him on offense.
33:46Let's have him block.
33:48Let's have him actually carry the ball.
33:50William Perry, a 315 pounds lining up in the fullback formation.
33:56He broke the mold, right?
33:58I mean, we see it all the time now, where offensive linemen, defensive linemen, get into the backfield.
34:05I think Perry was the trendsetter when it came to that.
34:08Perry in motion to the near side.
34:10McMahon faces the...
34:11He's open!
34:12Fires the right side!
34:15Perry scored three offensive touchdowns in his career.
34:18One in particular still stands out.
34:21Yes, William Perry has scored on a one-yard touchdown right in the Super Bowl!
34:26It's still kind of a bitter thing in the minds of a lot of Bears fans because Walter Payton didn't
34:31get a Super Bowl touchdown.
34:35That right there is a victory for fat guys everywhere.
34:39Well, it's the Midwest, and people eat a lot.
34:41And seeing him do that, everybody starts to identify with it.
34:44Hey, maybe I could do that.
34:48The media just fell in love with him, and he was in the paper every day, and he could do
34:52no wrong.
34:52The refrigerator!
34:55He was just one of those rare occurrences of entertainment and sports just merging perfectly.
35:02I'm done milkshakes, french fries, a dollar.
35:05All for the fridge, you're gonna stand out, and holler.
35:08It's like a hit song landed in Chicago, his rookie year.
35:11It was always on the radio.
35:13You never were not hearing about the fridge in Chicago.
35:15He was an obsession for all of us.
35:16Thank you, Shane.
35:19Obsessed as we are with big guys, some people were more obsessed with our list, and those that didn't make
35:25it.
35:25John Madden.
35:27Where is he at?
35:27Get your big butt out of here!
35:29The one guy that I remember was the Nigeria Nightmare Christian.
35:34He's not fat.
35:35He's just huge and buff.
35:38You have to be, like, fat to make the list.
35:41Too big and too fast to be playing running back in the NFL.
35:45Hey, you don't want your ass out!
35:47It started out with Bubba Paris.
35:49Bubba never ordered lunch.
35:51He would walk around and get a bite from everybody in the facility.
35:57Hey, wow, what's that?
35:59Kyle by that?
36:00I'm sure he had four or five lunches.
36:02I don't know how you can have this list and not have Artie Donovan on this list.
36:06He's a guy who used to have Schlitz and bologna for breakfast.
36:10Yeah, he's a Hall of Famer, too.
36:12But I'm not mad about that.
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