00:00This complaint is one that's recurring.
00:03I think you'll understand to which I'm referring.
00:06It's when you're really mad no one told you the truth,
00:09that you have a piece of food in your tooth.
00:14I understand it's awkward to confess,
00:17but I'd rather you do that than think I'm a mess,
00:20because now I feel like a big old dope
00:23when I could have washed my mouth out with my mini travel scope.
00:28Ah! You know this is happening to me.
00:32Do you think I'm purposely keeping this food between my teeth?
00:35Please just tell me. I won't think it's a criticize.
00:39Or do you think I'm using this to accessorize?
00:43I'm humiliated, enraged, not feeling so hunky-dory.
00:49This is the beginning of my villain origin story.
00:52My final message is here, and I decree,
00:55I curse you, tiny black poppy seed.
00:58Wow!
01:00Way to go, Shay!
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