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00:12I see a lot of guests on her arrow.
00:14Herrero.
00:15Luis, that's three times now.
00:16You wanted me to work on my Spanish.
00:17You know, while you were fighting crime.
00:19El crimón.
00:20El crimen.
00:21Do you think maybe you could talk about this later?
00:23We have a president to save.
00:24El presidente.
00:26It doesn't make any sense.
00:28Elizabeth Z wants to kill the president of the country to ranch in front of all these important people.
00:32Una hacienda.
00:33It's not that bad an idea.
00:35Throw a party in his honor and open the trap door.
00:37La fiesta.
00:38Wow, super discreet.
00:39Why not the theater while we're at it?
00:43No Spanish for that one?
00:44Not right now.
00:45I can be a pain and unpredictable.
00:47Anyway, we gotta get moving.
00:48So I'll infiltrate.
00:50Find Lincoln and get him out.
00:51You still think you can infiltrate alone?
00:52Yeah, well I can't go with you.
00:54A fancy party's too risky.
00:55Yeah, I'll be recognized.
00:56No, because of the flies.
00:59You could infiltrate the barn.
01:01Cause you smell.
01:02You smell like a horse.
01:03Well, I don't smell like a horse.
01:08That's not the point anyway.
01:09As long as Z and her goons are gonna be there, so will I.
01:11Oh, fuck me.
01:12Louise.
01:13Sorry, fudge me.
01:14I figured out how we'll go in.
01:16Two oldies, one young'un, who are always bickering.
01:19We're gonna pass for a family.
01:22No, we won't.
01:23Oh gosh, whatever, Louise.
01:24I'll think of something.
01:25Give me a second.
01:25No, I'll think of something.
01:26Yeah, of course you will.
01:27Wait, what is that even supposed to mean?
01:29I don't know.
01:29Maybe the-
01:30Perfect.
01:31That's the energy right there.
01:49Whoa, that was quite a headbutt you gave him.
01:51I was gonna scream.
01:52Do you do that a lot?
01:54Only if no one's looking.
01:55Yeah, we need to be an example.
02:01Let's go.
02:11This is gonna be risky.
02:12What is?
02:13The mission or your outfit?
02:15Oh, shut up.
02:17Sure, Pa.
02:37We need to find an assassin in here, and a president.
02:39It'll be tense if there's a shootout.
02:41I have to stash my coats under this thing.
02:43All right.
02:46If the killer's hiding among the guards of the gunman, they'll give us some options.
02:50In this room, we've got Winchesters, Schofield, Peacemaker, and there's a-
02:55Lincoln, the security's not here.
02:56He must be on the second floor.
02:57I'm trying to scrutinize here.
02:58Let me finish, would you?
02:58We can co-scrutinize, no?
02:59No.
03:00It tangles up the deductions.
03:02You really can't work when there's two of us.
03:03There's three.
03:04Two plus one.
03:05Thanks.
03:06Thanks.
03:06Thanks.
03:07Thanks.
03:09Thanks.
03:09Thanks.
03:10Thanks.
03:10Thanks.
03:21You still trying to scrutinize?
03:26Oh no.
03:27He's dying.
03:29Pepper.
03:32Well, now we know the dangers in the buffet.
03:35Good job, pro.
03:36And speaking of pros, we need to find a cover.
03:41On the handkerchief, it says we're the Bells.
03:44Bell.
03:45Hang on.
03:48As in Gabe Bell?
03:50He's on the list.
03:52He's in the conspiracy.
03:56On the board, over there.
03:57They've got the names Emmett Clayton, the oil magnate, and Clara Brown of William Brown
04:00Banks.
04:01They're also on the list.
04:12So the entire first half of the list is here.
04:14And the other half can't be far.
04:17So we're surrounded.
04:19Basically, we invited a turkey to Thanksgiving.
04:21Lincoln is the turkey.
04:22And Thanksgiving, because he's going to get killed.
04:25Oh, yeah, I know what a metaphor is.
04:26The last person we meet is...
04:45Oh, we have new guests I haven't shaken hands with.
04:51Stay right there.
04:52Stay right there.
04:53Relax and smile.
04:54We're the Bells.
04:55And what if he actually knows the Bells?
04:58Howard Finlay of the Finlay Railroad Company.
05:02And you are?
05:04David.
05:07Oh.
05:09Mr. Bell, of course.
05:10How did I not guess?
05:11And obviously, you are a...
05:14His honor.
05:15Wonderful.
05:16It's a pleasure to meet you.
05:17Anyway, it's an honor to finally put a face to one of the biggest donors of our cause.
05:23Now, without further ado, allow me, sir, to present our wonderful leader.
05:28Mrs. Z.
05:33Mrs. Z, governor of New Mexico.
05:41Mr. Bell and his lovely daughter.
05:44Pleasure to meet you.
05:53Do you work with horses?
05:55No, uh, newspapers.
05:57The Bells are the owners of the Borderland Herald.
06:00Ah, sorry.
06:02Your, uh, perfume threw me for a second.
06:10Isn't she adorable?
06:11Huh.
06:12And if I remember correctly, they're from Galveston.
06:15Is that right?
06:16Exactly.
06:17Just like you, Mrs. Governor.
06:20That's why your family looks so familiar.
06:24I'm sure I must know who your mother is.
06:26Oh, yes.
06:29Oh, no, that'd be impossible.
06:31We're not from the Galveston, uh, in Texas, but, uh, Galveston, uh, in England.
06:38Your visitors from the Old World.
06:40Marvelous.
06:43Marvelous.
06:44Yes.
06:49Excuse me.
06:56Funny manners, your daughter.
06:58A British education, I imagine.
07:01Please forgive her.
07:03Missing the Old World.
07:04Yes.
07:05Well, aren't we all?
07:23We have to stop her and find out what's going on here.
07:32Where's that waiter going?
07:37Champagne on his tray.
07:39I guess there's someone important.
07:40Lincoln.
07:43Find Louise.
07:44I'll follow him upstairs.
07:48I'll follow him upstairs.
08:15Luke.
08:17Billy.
08:19Are you getting me out of here?
08:21What?
08:24I know.
08:25I know.
08:26I left and I shouldn't have.
08:27But I couldn't stand being ignored by everyone anymore.
08:30Even the wanted.
08:32Except you.
08:33You.
08:35You're here.
08:36You're saving me.
08:37Again.
08:38Luke, you're amazing.
08:40You're a mover.
08:41And you shine.
08:42And you even change your wardrobe.
08:43Billy, Billy, Billy.
08:44Please.
08:44There's no time for that.
08:45Tell me in as few words as possible.
08:47What are you doing here?
08:49I was in trouble.
08:51I saw this job post.
08:53And they hired me here as a waiter.
08:54Super.
08:55So concise.
08:56Have you seen anyone who looks like the President of the United States?
08:59Uh, no.
09:01You, uh, you're not here for me, are you?
09:04Billy.
09:05Concentrate.
09:06Fuck.
09:07You come to see me.
09:09At the place where I work.
09:10All for you to say that you don't want to see me.
09:12I didn't even know you'd be here.
09:13Why worse?
09:13Just say you don't give a shit about me.
09:15Obviously.
09:16No, no, no.
09:17I mean, given the context of this conspiracy.
09:19Obviously.
09:20Gotcha.
09:21At least it's clear.
09:22Billy.
09:23Don't worry.
09:24I'll just get back to work.
09:25For Don Herrero.
09:27At least that man, he wants me.
09:31Oh, wait.
09:32That's...
09:32That's your Don Herrero?
09:35Yeah.
09:36Oh, no.
09:39Oh, my God, no.
10:01It's okay.
10:02It's...
10:03The Petit Four.
10:06They're spicy.
10:14It's gonna be okay.
10:16She's gonna pay for Tucum.
10:18I promise you, sweetie.
10:26Something's going on.
10:29The people on the list are leaving.
10:38You're Herrero?
10:39His name isn't actually Herrero.
10:41It's Smith.
10:42Dean Smith.
10:43A super rich guy who went crazy and thought he'd become emperor of the whole US.
10:47Oh, awesome.
10:48Oh, well, no.
10:49Because a desperado discovered the fake emperor had real weapons.
10:52He played Smith.
10:53Smith was gonna raise the whole town if someone didn't stop him.
10:56Someone.
10:57You.
10:58I don't want to brag.
11:00But, yeah, I can't believe you just talked about yourself in the third verse.
11:03Someone who happens to be me stopped him and he went into exile in Mexico.
11:07Who could have gone into exile but me?
11:10Because I am Mexico.
11:12Me.
11:13Manuel Felipe Juan Miguel Pacífico Ramírez Herrero.
11:17Emperor of Mexico.
11:19Okay, he's no better.
11:21What, we don't kiss the hand of the emperor?
11:23So, uh, no.
11:25Go and kiss me.
11:26No.
11:26Do it.
11:27No.
11:28Besa la mano.
11:29No.
11:29Besame.
11:30Besame mucho.
11:35All right, may we talk?
11:36May we talk, your highness.
11:39Your emperor of Mexico.
11:41I'm so surprised.
11:42Because there's no emperor in Mexico.
11:44It's a republic.
11:45Well, you must be confused with a different Mexico.
11:47Come on, Smith.
11:48What's happening here?
11:49I have come here on a diplomatic visit, invited by a very close friend who wants me at her side,
11:54Governor Zee, to demand from this Cucaracha Lincoln a revision of the borders.
12:01Wait, Lincoln's here?
12:02I don't know.
12:03I would never have received an enemy of Mexico in my second casa.
12:07Clearly not.
12:08Shut up, Billy.
12:08Whoa!
12:10Don't be shutting me up, man.
12:11What do you think?
12:12Because your name's Lucky Luke, you can do whatever you want?
12:14Lucky Luke?
12:15What is Lucky Luke?
12:16You've never heard of this man here?
12:18Hero of the West?
12:20And friend of Lincoln?
12:23An enemy of Mexico?
12:26Who was waiting for me in my office?
12:29Coming in, sneaking upstairs.
12:31Getting away from people so you can...
12:34Poe de madame.
12:37Just abdume.
12:38You've come here to murder me.
12:40To assassinate me.
12:41That's what you're doing here?
12:42That's enough of the delusions.
12:43Get my world yet, now!
12:54Get my world yet, now!
13:26You stopped a man in a dangerous pursuit.
13:29There would be mourning across all of Mexico, if not for you.
13:33You saved my life, Billy.
13:36Ah.
13:37Uh...
13:38Okay.
13:40The very simple yet wise words of a real hero.
13:46I will make you...
13:49Head of the Arsenal.
13:52Marshal of the Empire.
13:56And Duke of Veracruz.
13:59And Duke of Veracruz.
14:04Billy...
14:05El Duke.
14:15We've got the same one.
14:27We can't hear anything.
14:28We need to get closer.
14:29I might go myself.
14:30It's safer.
14:31You go spy.
14:31I'll distract the guards at the entrance.
14:34What do you mean?
14:36To give you cover.
14:37I mean, how will you distract the guards?
14:39That's easy.
14:40A smile.
14:41A silly laugh.
14:42A woman's soft touch.
14:43I'm sure you get it.
14:47Smith.
14:49You should end this madness.
14:50Okay, okay, Smith.
14:51What is this, Smith?
14:52An insult in your language?
14:54My language is your language.
14:55And Smith is your name.
14:57We've known each other for years.
14:58No, no, te conezo.
15:00I've never in my life met a looky-look.
15:04Unless you've been to Mexico before,
15:07on vacation, like the gringos do.
15:09Listen to me.
15:10You're a gringo.
15:11You're not Mexican.
15:13Allow me to present you my Imperial spokesman.
15:20Right.
15:20Go spy.
15:21I'll handle the guard.
15:22But first, I want to show you a secret move.
15:24What Luke showed you at the orphanage?
15:27Against Ben?
15:28Ben Rabia?
15:29Yeah.
15:30But how do you know about that?
15:32You.
15:33The young you in the dream world told me.
15:35Okay, but Luke said you forgot everything.
15:38I remember some of it.
15:39So show me.
15:43Imagine you're attacked like this.
15:46Wait, what exactly did you see in the dream world?
15:50I saw Tukum.
15:56And I saw you there.
16:00They were beautiful.
16:02They were happy.
16:04Happier than I've ever seen you.
16:14All right, back to teaching me to smash someone's face.
16:16Yeah, sorry about that.
16:18Okay, so one, you want to shift your center of gravity forward, get them off balance.
16:23Two, you crush their foot, and then I loosen my grip.
16:27Three, you throw all the elbows that you can.
16:29Right.
16:30That's it.
16:31I love this mom-daughter moment.
16:41Yeah, I read that heart.
16:43Un poquito.
16:45Pop them un poquito.
16:47Pop them un poquito.
16:49It's funny, right?
17:00Bad pedifore?
17:02Oh yeah, it's spicy when you're not Mexican, huh?
17:07No, not a bit.
17:12These are tears of emotion.
17:17It reminds me of my childhood.
17:20The food my grandma used to eat.
17:23My grandmother, totalmente Mexicana.
17:25Mi abuela, abuelita.
17:27Smith, there's no time for that.
17:30Z's about to attack Lincoln.
17:31She's got some kind of plan.
17:33But either way, she's manipulating you.
17:35Que?
17:38Manipulate me.
17:39Me.
17:41Ay, caramba.
17:44Mi hijo, no one manipulates me.
17:48Okay?
17:49I am unmanipulable.
17:51There is no one more powerful on the continent.
17:53I have the biggest hacienda, the biggest arsenal, the most medals, the biggest mustache, the largest worthy arsenal, the biggest
18:01buttons, the biggest...
18:02Smith.
18:03Que?
18:03Please tell me you didn't bring your cannons here.
18:05I did, yeah.
18:07They're just like this.
18:09Only bigger.
18:10And they go, como se dice, ah, así.
18:14Oh!
18:22Head of the arsenal.
18:27Now that's awesome.
18:30And with the other idiot's cannons, we'll be taking down Lincoln the Parasite.
18:34And finally proclaim New Mexico's independence.
18:43Oh, there she is.
18:48So here we are.
18:50These will be the new borders.
18:53An eagle.
18:54It's classy.
18:55All right, Finlay.
18:56Right, for the beak, we'll have to attack at Amarillo and take part of Texas.
18:59But if we want to be an eagle...
19:00Finlay.
19:01And then, uh, I came up with the concept of building.
19:04A wall around all of it.
19:06To keep immigrants out.
19:08The wall of the assailants.
19:10Finlay.
19:11Or ask us to keep it short.
19:13Hmm.
19:13Anyway, now, we come up with a new name.
19:16I got a mountain of ideas.
19:17I'll brainstorm as I go.
19:19The even newer New Mexico.
19:21The brand new New Mexico.
19:23Or no, wait, New Mexico too.
19:25No, no, no.
19:25It's...
19:26It's New Mexico plus.
19:28The New Mexico.
19:29No.
19:29Finlay?
19:30Yeah?
19:31Yeah?
19:41Other suggestions?
19:44Then gather your men.
19:46We launch the final phase of the operation.
19:48We load up the arsenal.
19:50Hey!
19:51For you!
20:13Z isn't here tonight for Lincoln.
20:15She's here for her royal's cannons.
20:17We need to find Luke.
20:24You disappeared.
20:25I thought something happened to you.
20:26Hey!
20:27Don't be hugging me just when it suits you.
20:30Billy.
20:30Ah, you remember.
20:31Because when I left, nobody called my name to come back.
20:34I really was worried about you.
20:35But I had to find my mother.
20:37Well, you found her.
20:38Good job.
20:39Anyway, mother-in-law, I'd like to talk to you about the upbringing of this one.
20:42Wait, why is he calling me that?
20:44I'll explain later.
20:45Right.
20:45Louise.
20:46Z, Luke.
20:47It's urgent.
20:48Oh, but I can't let you leave.
20:49I'm a duke now.
20:50Duke Billy.
20:51I've got responsibilities.
20:52And titles.
20:53Waste of space.
20:54Listen.
20:55No, you're gonna listen to me.
20:57Your daughter walked all over me like garbage.
20:59And what am I now?
21:01A marshal of the empire.
21:02Head of the arsenal.
21:10You'll show some respect when I speak.
21:13That's an order!
21:16Billy.
21:19I played you okay, you're right.
21:21That wasn't fair to you.
21:23I pretended it wasn't a big deal.
21:29Because...
21:29Because I needed to find my mother.
21:33And that was noble.
21:36But I was wrong.
21:39Because even for a noble cause, you don't trample on people's hearts.
21:45Forgive me.
21:52I just want someone to love me.
21:54I know.
21:57Though you've gotta love yourself first, Billy.
22:02And not let airheads like me steal your horse and screw with you.
22:06You don't need a bunch of medals.
22:08You don't need any of that.
22:12Because if you're just...
22:13Billy.
22:16Well, that's all you need to be.
22:19Let us explain, Billy.
22:23You don't need any of that.
22:23You don't need any of that.
22:26You don't need any of that.
22:28You don't need any of that.
22:31You don't need any of that.
22:32You don't need any of that.
22:37You don't need any of that.
22:37You don't need any of that.
22:39You don't need any of that.
22:39You don't need any of that.
22:40You don't need any of that.
22:41You don't need any of that.
22:42You don't need any of that.
22:42You don't need any of that.
22:43You don't need any of that.
22:43You don't need any of that.
22:44You don't need any of that.
22:44You don't need any of that.
22:48You don't need any of that.
22:49You don't need any of that.
23:08Senor Duke, we're taking a little break.
23:11Your impironics, you've got to know.
23:14Those two women are Luke's accomplices.
23:17Spies sent by Abraham Lincoln.
23:19Except, their mission is not to kill you, but to protect you.
23:26Because Abraham Lincoln is not your enemy, don't have it wrong.
23:30He's your brother, actually.
23:32Okay?
23:34Okay, dices?
23:35You two were separated at birth.
23:41And...
23:44And...
23:45You were on a cruise.
23:48It's down the Rio Grande.
23:50That's it.
23:50Which turned out bad.
23:52Oh, the shipwreck.
23:55At the age of two, you climbed into a barrel of guacamole.
23:59And after that, you crossed the border on your own, fighting through the water.
24:03In the guacamole?
24:04Yes!
24:06Mm-hmm.
24:07And Abraham's been looking for you ever since.
24:08And there you go.
24:09That's the reason he toured all over America, risking life and limb.
24:13Z and her gang are a big threat.
24:16They manipulated you.
24:18So that you'd strike your own flesh and blood.
24:24You always knew it deep inside.
24:26Am I right?
24:28That you were...
24:30different?
24:38So what do you think, Mr. Herrero?
24:43No.
24:44It's Mr. Lincoln, my son.
24:49War!
24:50Law!
24:52Let's go!
24:54Careful!
24:55Oh!
24:57Go!
24:58And begin, Tron per with the three-crewed-rary.
24:59The calling in动この時代が...
25:06Yeah!
25:06I've did not Choôl.
25:13Oh!
25:14I knew you all.
25:15No!
25:16Let's go!
25:23My men! My cannons!
25:31No!
26:14Belly! Belly, no!
26:19Oh! Oh! Oh, please wake up!
26:30Please! Wake up! Come on! Right now! Oh! Oh! Hey!
26:44No!
26:45No!
27:05No!
27:06Do you have feelings now for the guy you calmed in the marriage?
27:13Do you feel butterflies too?
27:16I might, yeah.
27:18You might. Those are the most beautiful words I've ever heard.
27:29Billy.
27:59Billy's going to get through it.
28:00Herrera's looking after him.
28:02What are you doing?
28:03I'm looking for clues for where they might have gone.
28:11Mom? Look.
28:13The Sandia Crest Gorges.
28:16Ten kilometers from Albuquerque.
28:18Everybody coming from the east has to pass through there.
28:20Like a president who comes to New Mexico from Texas.
28:23It's the perfect place to ambush the presidential escort.
28:26And now Z has cannons.
28:27And an army of Desperados.
28:31The second half of your list.
28:33Matthew White.
28:34Thomas Nice.
28:36Steven Pueblo.
28:36And others.
28:37They're all bandits.
28:38I didn't realize because we refer to these men as Dark Matt.
28:41Bad Tom.
28:42Evil Steven.
28:43I had this gang locked up at the prison in San Pedro.
28:45San Pedro.
28:47San Pedro.
28:50Wait.
28:51This man.
28:52Z was seeing him frequently in secret.
28:54I had some guys follow him.
28:55To where he works.
28:57He runs the prison in San Pedro.
29:00Z bribed him to help them escape.
29:02She's assembling a battalion of killers.
29:10Luke, you okay?
29:13The last name on the list?
29:15Chris Manson.
29:16It's him.
29:17Him who?
29:18Who is he?
29:20They...
29:21Call him Lightning.
30:01Don't worry cowboy.
30:03I'll let you live.
30:08But it will be worse.
30:09The best of prom photos.
30:09Hmm.
30:10That will be better.