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First broadcast 4th March 2009.
Archie is invited to play poker with millionaire Felix Cornell after arranging the security for a charity fashion show given by Felix's trophy wife Eve.
Chloe Bale - Dealer
Philip Barantini - Wes Gray
Jamie Foreman - Danny Blake
Frank Mills - Eric
Shane Richie - Archie Daley
Jenna Russell - Petra Bennett
Adrian Scarborough - Harvey Stevenson
Lex Shrapnel - Jamie Cartwright
Rachael Stirling - Eve Cornell
Clive Wood - Felix Cornell
Kasumi Kitano - Madame Lucy Chiang
Nick Turner - Party Pete
Archie is invited to play poker with millionaire Felix Cornell after arranging the security for a charity fashion show given by Felix's trophy wife Eve.
Chloe Bale - Dealer
Philip Barantini - Wes Gray
Jamie Foreman - Danny Blake
Frank Mills - Eric
Shane Richie - Archie Daley
Jenna Russell - Petra Bennett
Adrian Scarborough - Harvey Stevenson
Lex Shrapnel - Jamie Cartwright
Rachael Stirling - Eve Cornell
Clive Wood - Felix Cornell
Kasumi Kitano - Madame Lucy Chiang
Nick Turner - Party Pete
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00:09Hey, start out, Jamie?
00:11I know. You're full of it.
00:13No, that is a sweet whiff of success.
00:15Moffed in my way, that is. Yeah!
00:17No, I still can't believe you talked him into it.
00:19Well, it's a flash gig and I'm the right man for the job.
00:21Yeah, but in this place...
00:22Jamie, you're kind of a fashion event without a theme.
00:25Hello, models.
00:25And word on the street is they were looking for a disused warehouse
00:28with a bit of, you know, genus or quo.
00:29So the rich people are looking for a bit of wrath.
00:31Oh, you never know luck.
00:32But if we pull this off, daily events management could be booked for months.
00:35You're right, Archie, if...
00:36Oh, you're so negative, man.
00:38Why don't you shake off your shackles, let your imagination run free?
00:40The only limits are in your head.
00:42There's only one thing in yours.
00:43Anyway, they've got a good price, plus expenses.
00:45We are perfectly poised for the world of celebrity and high-profile events.
00:49I work front of house, obviously, and you're out back with security.
00:51So where's this crack team, you promised me?
00:53Don't worry, you know, as we speak,
00:54my ninja warriors are winging their way down from Kidderminster.
00:57Oh.
00:59Daily International.
01:00Archie, Danny Blake.
01:02Kenny Danny!
01:03How are you, mate?
01:04How's things in the costas?
01:05Hot.
01:06Very hot.
01:07But you can't have everything.
01:09Well, it was a time you usually did.
01:10Yeah.
01:11I need a favour.
01:13It's little Danny's 21st on Sunday week.
01:16Get away.
01:17It only seems like yesterday he was stealing the abcaps off me Corsa.
01:19I've bought him something special.
01:21But I'm still abroad, if you catch my drift.
01:25And it needs a nursemaid.
01:26So I want you to mind it for me.
01:29Are you someone I can trust?
01:31Of course you can.
01:32We're old pals, aren't we?
01:32Good.
01:34Because you should be arriving just about...
01:36No, no.
01:37See, Danny, the fingers are halfway through this charity gig.
01:39So I don't really think I can...
01:47Oi.
01:48I can't leave that there.
01:49We've got a crowd coming.
01:51Jamie.
01:52It's alright.
01:53It's for me.
01:56You're minding it.
02:00Left down, down a bit.
02:02That's it.
02:02Come to me.
02:02Come to me.
02:03Oh, they're right there.
02:05Hey, Danny.
02:05I think I'm falling in love.
02:07She's right out of your league.
02:09Every business magnet's dream.
02:10Not only a badge of success.
02:12But you know what it says?
02:12It says character, fun and power.
02:15Anyone who drives one of these is indeed a player.
02:18Dream on.
02:18Anyway, here's the deal.
02:19We've got local people turning up.
02:21Tonight they're going to act stupid, wild and drunk.
02:22Not a farm on the door.
02:24That's what they're supposed to do.
02:24You're planting.
02:25That's why they're here.
02:26They don't want something to do.
02:27I just look to the car.
02:28Kill it.
02:39Meet the professionals.
02:43Professional what?
02:45Hey.
02:45Don't be deceived by their looks.
02:47These are the toughest hombres this side of the A21.
02:49Cream of the cream.
02:50Yeah, thick and clotted.
02:51How much are you paying them?
02:52Yeah, bargain now.
02:54Oh, I get it.
02:55Are you charging the boss top whack for expenses?
02:57Hey, it's all about appearances.
02:58Don't you worry about it.
03:00Trust me.
03:00Ha-ha.
03:02Mr Cornell, as MD of Daily Events, must say it really is an honour that you've chosen our
03:06venue as the arena for your felicitations.
03:09I must thank you, Mr Daly.
03:10This is perfect for the show.
03:12Just the right level of edginess.
03:14I can almost smell the urban decay.
03:16Yeah, well, we had it pumped in especially, Mr Cornell.
03:19Felix, please.
03:21Now, it's a big night tonight, Mr Daly.
03:23Oh, now Archie, please.
03:24As well as the press and the paps is always the odd nutter, so I want your security impassable.
03:29No fat breaks, tea breaks or pee breaks.
03:31My wife's recently been targeted by a stalker.
03:34Happens a lot in our profession.
03:35That's dreadful.
03:37So when anything goes belly up, it's your neck on the line.
03:40You have my word of honour.
03:43Launching this charity means an awful lot to me, Archie.
03:46But it's my wife's baby, really, so it has to go like clockwork.
03:50Am I making myself clear?
03:52That's China.
03:59Truly a sight for sore eyes.
04:01Hello, you.
04:04This is my wife, Eve.
04:05Eve, Archie Daly.
04:06Nice to meet you.
04:07You too.
04:08You look very familiar.
04:10You may remember her lingerie campaign.
04:14Yes, of course.
04:15Yeah, very memorable billboards.
04:17Nearly right off my punter on a Hogarth roundabout.
04:19I knew it the first time I set eyes on her.
04:21I said I want that woman to be my wife.
04:24You're embarrassing, Mr Daly.
04:26Can I help it if all this makes me feel emotional?
04:30Yes, sir.
04:31Have you seen her before, too?
04:32Practically all of her.
04:33Good, because you reminded her.
04:35I can finally job with some perks.
04:37Wait, wait, hold on.
04:38She cannot know of your very existence.
04:40She's got to be like a shadow.
04:41Only keep a low profile.
04:47Who's this, Jamie?
04:49Oh, look, Chris.
04:50It's half the telly.
04:51It's Samantha.
04:52Hey, Samantha, welcome.
04:53Hello, darling.
04:55Careful, guys.
04:56Archie Daly's with me.
04:57Daly International.
04:58Yes, quick start.
04:59Yes, Archie Daly.
05:01This way, love.
05:02That's it.
05:02Welcome.
05:03There you go.
05:03Straight through.
05:04Remember, no riffraff.
05:06Bit late for that.
05:07Well, love.
05:08Someone is there.
05:09Oh, it's all.
05:10There you go.
05:14Excuse me, sir.
05:15Can I take your ticket?
05:17Yes, sir.
05:18I was in a bit of a rush.
05:18I was left at home.
05:19It won strict instructions.
05:20Don't ticket, no entry.
05:22Well, that's ridiculous.
05:23I work for Felix Cornell.
05:25I don't care.
05:25Get lost.
05:33All right, gents.
05:34We've got a live on here.
05:35Let's keep our eyes peeled.
05:37Shall we?
05:38Hello?
05:40You'll have to speak up, mate.
05:43Hang on.
05:43Hang on.
05:44Hang on.
05:44Hang on.
05:45Hang on.
05:46Hang on.
05:47Hang on.
05:49Hang on.
05:51Hang on.
05:53Hang on.
05:55Hang on.
06:03Hang on.
06:05Hang on.
06:08Hang on.
06:10man who stands up for himself do you have an appellation no but i've heard they make lovely
06:15pets i'm harvey stevenson aren't you daily what are you friend of cornell's no much more than that
06:21i'm felix's accountant i imagine that's quite a budget beyond your wildest dreams
06:30good evening ladies and gentlemen and thank you for coming here to celebrate the gala launch
06:36of my new charity the eve cornell foundation firstly i'd like to thank my wonderful husband
06:43felix who made tonight possible
06:48what's the message what's the bleeding doors
06:55about showing that we care raising money and awareness for the hundreds of thousands of people
07:03many of them children forced to work in sweatshops all over the developing world
07:15so please dig deep and maybe even have a flutter on the tables while you're at it
07:19who knows it could be your lucky night
07:34great
07:42hello
07:45why are you here
07:47i just want to see your husband
07:49stay away from us wait
07:50you are the lady let me escort you outside
07:52you ask your husband why he won't talk to me i dare you
07:54ask him
07:59sorry mrs cornell
08:02you're a bloody amadam
08:08sensational
08:08oh that yeah yeah got delivered today the porsche 911 turbo six-cylinder rear engine
08:15competes with a ferrari at 430 0-60 3.9 seconds
08:19yeah i almost wept when it arrived
08:21well i can see why
08:24marvellous
08:26i see what you're up to hanging out in a place like this
08:30do you
08:31you're hiding your light under a bushel
08:33you're obviously moving in the right circles my friend
08:36well you know what it's like felix you know
08:37don't want to boast
08:38but anyway i'm glad i got you on your own
08:39because i was thinking you know what with the present climate and everything
08:41maybe it's a good time to sit down and
08:43you know talk investments yeah
08:45maybe we should do that
08:53you're a card player aren't you
08:55oh yeah berms is snap champion three years running
08:58here's my lady luck
09:03everything all right eve your hands are freezing
09:06couldn't be better
09:12we're in trouble
09:14eve's his lucky charm
09:15he never loses when she's by his side
09:18well he hasn't crossed swords with a daily yet
09:21tell me you're not going to gamble with this lot
09:23tell me i'm an incumbent adult
09:24and in the absence of she who must be paid
09:26i will have fun whichever way i see fit
09:29thank you
09:29thank you
09:42greener boys i'm all for a good corn binding
09:45here you go get your kids something for me
09:47i haven't got any kids
09:48oh you can buy yourself some
09:49i do like a man with a quick tongue
09:52i tell you all right this could be my lucky night
09:54but i'm all right
09:55but i'm all right
09:57so you see me
09:59won't you know how it's done
10:01you can't stop now
10:03it's already begun
10:04if you feel it
10:06run through your bones
10:10and you jerk it out
10:15jerk it out
10:32i'm gonna raise you up
10:34how about i re-raise
10:36a hundred thousand pounds
10:40i thought you know this was just for charity
10:42it is
10:43the more we bet the more goes to a good cause
10:47let's make it a real game
10:51what a hundred big ones
10:52you don't want to spoil the night
10:55i'm a player archie
10:57the question is
10:58are you
11:01well i just i don't have that sort of cash on me right now
11:03you know at the moment
11:04you have that lovely motor
11:05the one you cried over
11:11no i couldn't read it
11:13i really i don't think yes
11:17i don't think
11:18not unless you've got a really great hand
11:21hey listen i've got the walnuts here
11:23so call me
11:25unless you're chicken
11:27hey
11:27why don't you doubt you don't cluck for no one
11:30your car
11:31my hundred k
11:44i'll call you
11:46full house
11:47aces over kings
11:53who never is
11:54hey felix basically i am happy to accept the cheque
11:58actually
12:01i'll take your keys
12:02four of a kind beats two aces
12:05good game
12:07bad luck
12:32danny's gonna kill you
12:33and me
12:34probably just for the hell of it
12:35look at that
12:37i really thought i'd won
12:38didn't it dawn on you when he raised that you must have had something
12:41oh
12:41what do you know about poker
12:43i was on the same ring as emmy the heartbeat williams
12:45yeah well i shared a plane with cliff richard once
12:47doesn't mean i can sing mistletoe and bloody wine
12:49emmy was the best
12:50i played poker with him every day
12:53taught me everything they must know about the game
12:56oh yeah
12:56how come you're not out there earning your fortune then
12:59because he also taught me not to go near it
13:01he lost his wife
13:04home
13:04family
13:06and his freedom
13:08that's what poker does to people
13:11what are you a methodist
13:13i'm a realist
13:14yeah well i'm gonna be deadist unless we do something sharpish
13:25kenny danny
13:26how's me baby
13:28oh i'm fine thanks mate
13:29not you you prat
13:31the car
13:32no no that's all good
13:33i'm looking at it right now
13:35good
13:36because i'll be home at the weekend
13:38well i thought you'd been banished from these shorts forever danny
13:40my lawyer's found a loophole
13:42that's a stroke of luck isn't it
13:45fortune favours the brave mate
13:47so i'll be round to pick it up first thing saturday
13:50saturday
13:51danny listen we're just a bit busy at the moment pal
13:53maybe we can do it a week after yeah
13:55saturday morning archie
13:57get it
13:59yeah i got it
14:00good
14:02see you dan
14:17what do i say then
14:18just tell him the truth
14:19yeah but that's like an enemy to me
14:21sorry arch for once in your life
14:23you've just got to be honest
14:38right mate
14:40listen i'm sorry about what happened
14:42watch out
14:53you look tired aren't you
14:56did you walk
14:57i think you're a one
14:58i thought we were meeting next week
15:00oh no we are felix we are no absolutely
15:02but uh well
15:04um how can i put this
15:06can i buy my motorbike please
15:08are you taking the michael
15:09no no i mean it's straight up
15:11i'll have the keys and i'll be on my way
15:12it's mine archie
15:13buy yourself another one
15:15yeah but
15:16what
15:17see the thing is felix right i've got to admit
15:18tell you what
15:19do you fancy another game
15:21i have a little gathering at my country retreat once a month
15:24always room for a couple more
15:26how about i give you a chance to win it back
15:30you did what
15:31i had no choice all right
15:32jane i've got to get that car back
15:34but you can't handle snap
15:35never mind poker
15:36yeah i know
15:38well you could
15:40uh uh no way
15:41well give me one good reason why not jamie
15:43because i think the guy's dangerous
15:45please just hear me out
15:47said no
15:47jamie if you're not playing a game
15:49canny danny's gonna have my nuts
15:50roasting on an open fire
15:51mate
15:52no means no
15:53yes but
15:55in here
15:56i detect the slightest hint of a maybe
16:04one question
16:06look in the eye
16:08can you win
16:09i can beat good players if i'm on form march
16:11well do you think you will be
16:13yeah but nobody can beat luck
16:14you can only hope it's good to you
16:16other than that
16:17the best i can do is my best
16:19so it's your call
16:20mate like him
16:21don't get much luckier than that
16:24never doubted you son
16:26how do i get into the game
16:27i mean i've got to be invited somehow
16:29oh felix says there's room for a couple more so i'm just gonna crack off a quick email on your
16:32behalf
16:32say you're a friend of a friend of a friend of felix
16:35someone who can't disagree
16:37and uh find you a new moniker
16:41you're gonna be jamie
16:42nice one sure not
16:44jamie delal
16:45international playboy from palm beach
16:47you're flush
16:49hold on
16:50cornell's wife's already seen me
16:51well it's no problem
16:52because people never notice the hideout
16:53yeah but a stuck-up cow gave me a right roller kid
16:56even better
16:58she'll just think you're another minion wouldn't she
17:00once you've had a makeover
17:01no one will recognise you
17:02you worry too much
17:03you don't worry half enough
17:16right listen up
17:18it's all about collusion
17:21is that when posh people crush their car
17:22that's how two people try and beat the poker odds together
17:25that's nice
17:26they both got another game inside out
17:29don't worry
17:30there's other ways
17:31small discreet signals
17:34scratch of the ear
17:35a light cough
17:36shifting the seat
17:38each representing different hands and strategies
17:41you learnt all this from this bloke in prison?
17:44heartbeat was a legend
17:45ask me this
17:47it's so foolproof
17:48how come heartbeat
17:49is penniless and still doing time?
17:52like i said
17:52you can't beat luck
17:54and it's ran out
17:56big time
17:57got a light
18:22get it
18:28how do i look whoa yes like money i don't feel it oh it's all the state of the mind
18:35it's about
18:36a presentation you know think flash talk flash you'll be flash who am i again jamie delisle
18:42baraboy done good fingers in all sorts of pies globe trying playboy par excellence hey
18:48if i go off message you can always tip me the wing you're talking about you can't do that
18:51we've got to be strangers haven't we we don't anyone are suspecting that we're two cahoots
18:56i don't know about this aren't you yeah well i do all right listen i know you can get that
19:02car back
19:03because if you don't that canny danny's gonna have my inventions for his wife's earrings
19:11jasper
19:34mr delisle
19:38eve cornell i'm so glad you can make it we're all terribly excited to meet you
19:42i hope you're in the mood for the big game can't wait
19:47felix this is mr delisle
19:49jamie you're a friend of sam daglims
19:53poor sam one of the good guys nasty whitey guy
19:58you should have learned how to swim before retiring on a yacht
20:02good to meet you jamie
20:11archie welcome to my humble abode thank you very much easy wonderful to see you again
20:16felix i say what a wonderful pad amazing what you can do with a council house isn't it
20:22yeah too much for me to manage you know too much scenery
20:26you know nature kind of just makes me feel a bit squeamish
20:31do you know mr delisle
20:32no but i look forward to taking your money on the green beige young man
20:35archie daly
20:37archie
20:38harvey
20:41felix told me you were up for some sport
20:44yes indeedy
20:46well
20:47our other guests have already arrived so please
20:50make yourself at home
20:52harvey and i have some business to discuss
20:57why don't i show you to your rooms
20:59lovely
21:02hello
21:16i'm telling it like it is felix
21:18wes called me in a right state he claims someone tried to kill him
21:21stick to your sums harvey stay out of what doesn't concern you
21:34hey mate
21:36Yeah, what's got into you?
21:37It was supposed to be cool when you said be relaxed and you'd turn into a bleeding mental patient.
21:41I'm just being friendly by your... Hey!
21:43I'll let you down here. I'm up here.
21:46Just be, you know, putting them at ease, my speciality.
21:49Yeah, well, stop it or you'll blow the whole scale.
21:52Now, listen, you know what Felix is on to us, do you?
21:55Well, no, he's not suspected a thing.
21:57Well, that is Mrs, though. Did she recognise you from that little sprat?
22:00Nah, she's like a different person now that I'm loaded.
22:02Well, I told you, didn't I?
22:03Listen, why don't you come up here and work on them little poker signals and stuff, you know?
22:06Little bit of a warm-up, yeah?
22:07No, we're not supposed to be seen together.
22:10Stay in your room and don't talk to nobody, got it?
22:14Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
22:18What is it?
22:19I saw a mouse.
22:20Where?
22:21There, on the chair.
22:23Really?
22:24I think it went under the bed.
22:26Right.
22:31Well, no, nothing here, Harvey.
22:35Nice of you to try.
22:37And such good fortune to be in adjacent rooms.
22:40Hey, now, just...
22:42No, just listen to me.
22:44You know, I think you may have got the wrong end of the watsits.
22:47You know, I might be many things to many people, but I most definitely not want...
22:50Archie, you protest too much.
22:55Exactly. You've hit the nail on the head.
22:57You know, I imagine you've got enough when you're playing water with his nibs out there.
22:59Oh, he's getting a little corporate torment right now.
23:02Needs me to sort out a few things.
23:04Felix can be a very demanding employer.
23:07Well, yeah, I can tell.
23:08Won't you join me in a cocktail?
23:11Er...
23:11No, thank you, Harvey. I'm strictly on the aquatic tonight.
23:14You know, clear head and steady hands.
23:16A bit of Dutch courage lowers the inhibitions and raises the ardour.
23:19We all need that on a big night like tonight, don't we, Archie?
23:24Is it?
23:25You know, big?
23:26I can sense fireworks.
23:46Were you lost?
23:48Just having a look around.
23:50It's a beautiful building.
23:52That's Felix's study.
23:54The East Wing is out of bounds.
23:55Are you okay?
23:57Why wouldn't I be?
23:58Just asking.
24:01Mr. Delane, you wouldn't by any chance be a policeman.
24:06I've been accused of many things in my time, but never know.
24:09It wouldn't surprise me.
24:12No one has a straight answer around here these days.
24:27No one has a straight answer around here these days.
24:29What's going on, Felix?
24:31Just putting the finishing touches.
24:32Not that.
24:34I heard you arguing with poor Harvey.
24:37That was just business, darling.
24:39What was Wes doing at the charity launch?
24:42I didn't see him.
24:45He said I should ask you why you won't see him.
24:49Wes Gray's a stalker.
24:51I don't want him anywhere near you.
24:53That's why I fired him.
24:56So nobody's tried to...
24:58Tried to kill him then.
25:01Eve?
25:02What kind of guy do you think I am?
25:04Sorry, darling.
25:05It's just...
25:06He scared me, that's all.
25:08There's nothing to be frightened of.
25:10I promise.
25:15Thanks, Harvey.
25:16See you on the Green Bays.
25:17You haven't told me about Jamie yet.
25:20Jamie?
25:21What Jamie?
25:22There's no Jamie I know about.
25:23The Jamie who's turned up out of nowhere.
25:25I saw the way you looked at each other.
25:27And with stakes so high, something tells me you're up to no good.
25:31Harvey, how could one man be so wrong?
25:34You see, this is very, very delicate, very intimate.
25:37Hugh, you're a very handsome man, Harvey.
25:42A fine figure of a man in all its masculine form.
25:46But...
25:47I cannot respond to you because...
25:55Well...
25:57Because...
25:58I am in the love that cannot speak its name.
26:03I could tell as soon as we met.
26:05I knew you were one of us.
26:07Do what?
26:08Oh, what a fool I am throwing myself at you when your heart's already teased.
26:12Yeah, can we just keep it stumped?
26:13I don't feel like everyone knows.
26:14You know, it's just...
26:14It's...
26:15It's early days for us.
26:16No, no, no.
26:16My lips are sealed.
26:25All right, Arch?
26:26What are you doing in my room?
26:27What are you up to?
26:28Oh, you really don't want to know.
26:30Take it easy, mate.
26:31Yeah, no touching.
26:34You know, I thought it was your idea we should be seen together.
26:36There is something seriously dodgy going on around here.
26:39Yeah, well, you don't know the half of it.
26:41That guy I saw nearly run over, Wes Gray.
26:44Well, it definitely weren't an accident.
26:47I think Felix was trying to kill him.
26:49Yeah, well, he didn't kill him, did he?
26:50So what's the big deal?
26:51Well, he'd have to have a pretty good reason to go doing something like that, wouldn't he?
26:54So?
26:55So, I'm gonna find out what it is.
26:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
26:58Are you out of your mind?
26:58We're risk enough as it is.
26:59And in case you forgot, our sole purpose is trying to get that motor back.
27:02Now I'm getting ready for the biggest car game of my life.
27:05So should you.
27:05See you later.
27:06Jamie!
27:07Jamie!
27:30Bye!
28:01I knew your face was familiar.
28:03You're that guy from the charity do, the bouncer.
28:06Security manager.
28:10He's lying to you. You do know that.
28:13Excuse me?
28:14Felix, about Wes Gray. I saw him lying to you earlier.
28:18How do you know?
28:20Call it instinct.
28:21I think we've established that you're the one who lied his way in here.
28:24Fair point.
28:26I saw Wes nearly killed on the street, and it wasn't an accident.
28:34That is ridiculous.
28:35What reason would Felix possibly have to kill Wes?
28:38That's a bit I don't know about.
28:40Aren't you curious to find out, too?
28:45Boris! Nice to see you again.
28:47Lucy! So good of you to give me a chance to win my money back.
28:51Bloody X. Getting everywhere, don't you, Rory?
28:54I mean, as soon as my wife joins us, we can start.
28:58Bring it on.
29:01I want you out of this house now.
29:04If you don't know, it won't hurt you. Is that it?
29:07Ignore it and it will go away.
29:09I trust my husband.
29:11Do you? Really?
29:14So ask Wes, I dare you.
29:17Eve!
29:22Eve!
29:31What are you doing?
29:33The game's about to start.
29:35I'm coming.
29:37Everything OK?
29:39Yes.
29:41It's just...
29:42What?
29:45Nothing.
29:47Time to get lucky.
30:06Ah, Mr Delisle. Nice of you to join us.
30:09Made you some fresh air.
30:10Ready to play, Jamie.
30:12There, Racketer.
30:15He's very ready.
30:17Welcome, my friends.
30:18Old and new.
30:20And may I wish you all good luck.
30:34Shuffle up and deal.
30:35What?
30:37Come on, see you.
30:46Here we go.
30:49What?
30:51What?
30:54What?
31:04I'm going to be right now.
31:05I'm going to be right now.
31:05All right.
31:08All right.
31:10All right.
31:12Hold it.
31:15Hold.
31:18Cool.
31:25Blushes late.
31:27Mr. De La Wings.
31:32Nice play.
31:34It's all about a tell.
31:37Call it instant.
31:41Where are you going?
31:44I hope she hasn't drained your luck from the room, Felix.
31:46Come on.
31:49Let's play.
32:04Three of a kind beats two pairs.
32:06Mr. De La Wings again.
32:07Oh, you cheeky bloody.
32:10I think we should stop him, Finn.
32:12Look, he's cleaning up.
32:16Let's take 15, shall we?
32:17It's getting a bit staffier.
32:18Yeah, I've had enough.
32:28Are you setting me up, eh?
32:30Did he get you to call me out here, did he?
32:32Please, I only want the truth, I swear.
32:34Well, I tell you what, if he tries anything now, I've got the perfect bargaining chip, okay?
32:37Are you looking for another hiding or what?
32:44Why does he want you dead, Wes?
32:46Because I threatened to go to the papers.
32:48Felix has got nothing to hide.
32:51You haven't got a clue, have you?
32:52You're a stalker.
32:54He told me all about you.
32:55Well, he's lying.
32:56You're just jealous of his success.
32:58And how do you think he got his success, eh?
33:00He made his millions from the cheapest, dodgiest labour on the planet.
33:04Felix set up that charity so we could help those kids.
33:07Yeah, yeah.
33:09The same kids he's got working 12 hours a day for peanuts.
33:13The charity is fake, Eve.
33:17It was set up to make you feel better
33:19and stop you asking too many questions about your charmed life.
33:21I'm not listening to this.
33:23Wake up, Eve, come on.
33:24You're the only fashion victim around here.
33:26I just wanted to get my own back.
33:28Not like he can't afford it.
33:31Only wanted a little bit.
33:32He couldn't even do that, could he?
33:33Eh?
33:34Because he likes to be in control.
33:37First rule of poker.
33:39You can't run the play without controlling the players.
33:45Spoken like a noble loser.
34:02I've never liked amateurs.
34:04It's the arrogance of it.
34:06I mean, did you actually think you could get one over on a man like me?
34:10Oh, and you wanted my car back.
34:13I've got two rules in my life.
34:14One, I don't let people cheat.
34:17Two, I don't let them sniff around my wife.
34:19Oh, no, see, we definitely wouldn't do that.
34:22We're gay.
34:22Hey, what did you talk about?
34:23Spare me the verbals, Archie.
34:26It's time we changed the rules of the game.
34:28For God's sake, Felix, what does a stupid car mean to you?
34:32Nothing.
34:33Which is what makes me such an unsettling opponent.
34:37I've got nothing to lose.
34:41And you haven't seen my collection.
34:43So what is all this stuff, Dan, eh?
34:46Well, Wes knows all about it, don't you?
34:49These are my trophies.
34:51I won them.
34:54That was in a player's wallet.
34:56The only remaining photo of his late grandmother.
35:01Another poor unfortunate wife had the most beautiful hair I've ever seen.
35:06So I challenged him for just one look of it.
35:09She, uh, she left him soon after.
35:13That watch survived two world wars, apparently.
35:17It was a family heirloom.
35:19But he was willing to gamble it under the circumstances.
35:23And these, oh, these are my favourites.
35:31Yeah, but Felix, surely this stuff, you know, is worthless, isn't it?
35:35Not to the people who lost them.
35:37Now, time to play.
35:40Well, see the thing is, Felix, well, we've got...
35:42I've actually got nothing to play for.
35:44I'll be the judge of that.
35:46Felix!
35:47I'm most interested in unique items.
35:50Things you can live without but can't bear to lose.
35:55Something to remind you of the time you got above yourself and to remind me of you.
36:00It's your call.
36:03Either play me or pay me.
36:06There you are.
36:07I'm skin.
36:10Well, let's play.
36:12You win.
36:13You get the car back.
36:15I win.
36:17I get two of your fingers.
36:20And you never get to hold a pair of aces again.
36:26You're cool.
36:27Hey, don't even think about it, all right?
36:29I can beat him.
36:31No.
36:31Jamie.
36:33Let's do it.
36:34Felix.
36:35Please.
36:36They need to be reminded who's in control, Eve.
36:40So do you.
36:45Do we have a deal?
36:47Deal!
36:49Anyone's going to gamble any digits?
36:51How about these two?
36:54Perfect.
36:56And you can show Mr. Gray off the premises.
36:59I think you've learned your lesson.
37:04Good luck, mate.
37:17Good luck, mate.
37:31Sorry to abort the game so early, my friends.
37:34I'll return your winnings naturally.
37:36But for now, I have to deal with a more pressing stake.
37:39Don't hurt them, Phoenix, please.
37:40Harvey, go to bed.
37:43If you hear anything, take a pill.
37:49Deal.
38:08Do it, Jamie.
38:10Fighting talk, I like it.
38:27He's bluffing.
38:30If you've got a hand, Jamie, you take him, all right?
38:32Take him.
38:38Game to Mr. Cornell.
38:41First blood to me.
38:54I want you to watch this, all of it.
38:59Power poker, Jamie.
39:00It's all about control.
39:05Why do you let worse guy?
39:07Could still sell his story?
39:09It's a gamble.
39:11Makes life interesting.
39:13If he dares to, there'll be a flurry of bad press,
39:16but it'll all be forgotten in a week.
39:18Well, let's be honest.
39:19The customers just want to buy cheap stuff.
39:22They don't care where it comes from.
39:24As long as you're in control, you're the man.
39:28You'll always win.
39:30Doing life as you do in poker
39:32gets you everything you can dream of.
39:35Not anymore.
39:37You're only in control until someone else takes it.
39:41That's all you've got to do.
39:46I'm all in.
39:48For the car.
39:56Call you.
40:01Two pair, queens and twos.
40:08Two pair, kings and twos.
40:10Mr. Cornell wins.
40:11Oh, Jamie, what have we done?
40:14You really need to have an instinct for these things.
40:19Do something jammy.
40:26Full house.
40:27Going to Mr. Delisle.
40:29Here you go.
40:30Man, I left you.
40:35Here's a gamble for you, Felix.
40:37What?
40:38The big one.
40:40For something you can live without,
40:43but you can't bear to lose.
40:45Something to remind you of the time you got above yourself.
40:47What are you talking about?
40:49Cut for it.
40:51Red, and I'll stay.
40:53Black, and I'll leave.
40:54That's your sort of game, isn't it?
40:56This is ridiculous.
40:57Yes, but it keeps life interesting.
40:59You're not thinking straight, darling.
41:02It's all about taking control, isn't it?
41:09Cut the cards.
41:24You can't decide a marriage on the turn of a card.
41:28You just did.
41:48Hey, Jamie.
41:55What's with all this touchy-feely business?
41:58It's a long story.
42:03You'll be lucky, darling.
42:04Thanks, Oliver.
42:06Good luck, Archie.
42:08Yeah.
42:09You're all lucky in this game, Harvey.
42:11I think you two are perfect for each other.
42:14Are you all right?
42:17Where are you going to go?
42:19I don't know.
42:21But one way or another, I'll be free of this place.
42:24Yeah.
42:26Sorry if I was a bit...
42:28you know.
42:30Thanks, Jamie.
42:35Oi.
42:36You all right?
42:37Yeah.
42:38Good.
42:38Let's go.
42:53Right, come on, I'll count them.
42:54Ten out of ten.
42:55Hope you learnt your lesson.
42:56Of course I know.
42:57We're actually going to stay away from the card table.
42:58Absolutely.
42:59You will never see me near one of them again.
43:00And what about your boyfriends?
43:02Hey, we had our moments, didn't we?
43:04No, seriously, don't pitch.
43:05You just sing, all right?
43:06He's got a gift.
43:07He was like gladiator.
43:08Enough, Archie.
43:09Leave him alone.
43:10Oh, Jamie, come on.
43:11Think of all them unsuspecting rich guys
43:13with money to burn.
43:15Hey, you've got a natural talent.
43:16Hey, Kenny, Danny.
43:17You like this game of cards?
43:18Let's just get in this card back first, shall we?
43:20All right, fair comment.
43:21See you, beautiful.
43:22See ya.
43:23Oi.
43:26I am talking world poker games.
43:27And Vegas.
43:28You see them all the time.
43:29Leave it out.
43:30What's the matter with you?
43:31I think we can get out there.
43:32It'll be all right.
43:32Arch.
43:34What, you think we're starting too big?
43:35We need to work our way down.
43:38You've got to be kidding me.
43:40Oh.
43:41Oh.
43:46Kenny, Danny.
43:48How are you, mate?
43:49Listen, you're not going to believe this, but...
43:50Archie.
43:57Wait up!
44:00Archie!
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