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00:00:01This season on Vanderpump Villa.
00:00:04Surprise, motherfucker, I'm here.
00:00:06Am I nervous? Yeah, absolutely.
00:00:10That's right, I'm coming home, baby.
00:00:12Welcome to Rosecroft Car.
00:00:14Oh, my God, we are royalty now.
00:00:17But I'm just not quite sure that England's prepared for this.
00:00:21Oh, fuck!
00:00:24So much sexual energy.
00:00:26I would fuck some if I was single.
00:00:28I need to edit that part out.
00:00:31So, Meredith fucked my boyfriend.
00:00:34I just wanted to put it out there.
00:00:37Whilst my staff isn't quite ready for the royal family,
00:00:41I did invite royalty of another kind.
00:00:47This is your home for the next few days.
00:00:50Where am I right now?
00:00:51This place is like the white lotus of reality stars.
00:00:55I need two things in life, hot men and dessert.
00:00:59So who will end up looking like a proper tosser?
00:01:03And who is going to earn the bonus?
00:01:05I'm here for 50K.
00:01:07That is life-changing money.
00:01:08I've always wanted a boob job.
00:01:10No mistakes.
00:01:11No mistakes.
00:01:12Marciano, do you know how evil you have to be to make up a rumor like that?
00:01:16This is getting out of hand.
00:01:18Leave her the fuck alone.
00:01:20Do I love him?
00:01:21Yes.
00:01:22Come back!
00:01:22Damn it!
00:01:23What you've done to me is fucking all sorts.
00:01:25Step one.
00:01:26Don't get fired.
00:01:27He's leaving the show right now.
00:01:29Take care of yourself, bitch.
00:01:30One more piece of advice for you.
00:01:32Don't fuck it up.
00:01:34Don't fuck it up.
00:01:36Should I go then?
00:01:40Okay.
00:01:51Eh, don'tjÄ™ northe.
00:01:52Leave her close.
00:01:53Everyone?
00:01:56You'll take a look.
00:01:57It's worth liking.
00:01:58You'll run off the box again.
00:02:00No between that but you guys 뉴스G.
00:02:05Ravencroft, who likes to go to Monday is Thursday.
00:02:05So you've got to go.
00:02:30Ah, here we are again.
00:02:32I thought long and hard.
00:02:33Where did I want to spend the summer?
00:02:35So, I spoke to the most important man in my life, and we decided, England.
00:02:45This is Lisa's homeland.
00:02:47Cows.
00:02:48Oh, there's cows.
00:02:49Oh my God, I wonder if we get to milk them.
00:02:52It feels good to be back on my throne.
00:02:54Last season, a lot of people called me, like, demon twink online, but I was not demon.
00:02:59I was angelic, babe.
00:03:00You know, like, if you want to be, if you want me to be a demon, I'll be a demon,
00:03:03you know?
00:03:04I don't know if I will. We'll see the vibes.
00:03:05I had to come back. It's really rough out there. This past year, I didn't work too much.
00:03:09I was serving a little bit, dog walking, catering.
00:03:12I actually got a job handing out condoms in the streets, you know, keeping people safe.
00:03:17So, yeah, they call me an American hero.
00:03:19But this summer, I'll be the hero of England.
00:03:22Yay, yay, yay.
00:03:25I would love to milk the cow.
00:03:27You'll be milking something.
00:03:29Here we are, summer season number three, and I'm here to kill it.
00:03:33The staff from last season has been having so much drama and scandal in the off-season,
00:03:38but I'm killing it professionally, and I earned a big bonus last summer.
00:03:43The $30,000 bonus goes to Gabriela.
00:03:48And if there's another bonus, I'm going to clean that shit, too.
00:03:51I won it again.
00:03:53This looks insane.
00:03:58Wow.
00:03:59Wow.
00:04:00Last season, I was here for such a short amount of time,
00:04:02so I feel like I didn't get to prove myself to Lisa.
00:04:05So, I'm here to earn that bonus, baby.
00:04:07But what about your best friend, Gabriela?
00:04:11Is this white?
00:04:13Oh, my God, look how gorgeous you are.
00:04:17This is insane.
00:04:18I'm sad to see you back.
00:04:19I thought you wouldn't make the cut.
00:04:20Yeah, fuck off, you know?
00:04:22I'm so excited.
00:04:24This is a moat.
00:04:25This is our defense.
00:04:26Yeah.
00:04:27Just in case the Mormon wives are about to.
00:04:29Oh, my God.
00:04:31We're rich.
00:04:33Hey, I'm back.
00:04:35There's been a lot of growth since last year.
00:04:37I'm not bad at you.
00:04:41This summer, I have my partner in crime, Meredith.
00:04:45Hey.
00:04:46We live together already, we work together, and the two of us together, they don't even know
00:04:50what's coming.
00:04:51Look at him.
00:04:52Look at him, yes.
00:04:54I'm super excited to be here.
00:04:56Lisa freaking Vanderpump is my boss.
00:04:58Like, what?
00:05:00My goal in life is definitely to find a rich guy to buy me a restaurant, and then I can,
00:05:03like, boss everybody around.
00:05:06In the meantime, I'm just going to keep bartending, keep wearing my cute little outfits, and collecting
00:05:10them tips.
00:05:11So, who should we make out with first?
00:05:13I think I'm going to have to look for the new people.
00:05:17Me too.
00:05:17Yeah.
00:05:18I think Alyssa didn't realize how mentally draining Sam was last summer, and how much
00:05:24of her energy she was giving to him.
00:05:26We're going to bed!
00:05:28Hey, boys.
00:05:30OMG.
00:05:31I haven't talked to Alyssa in a very long time.
00:05:33Hey.
00:05:34Daddy.
00:05:35I haven't seen Sam since Las Vegas.
00:05:39After he asked me for a piece of gum to make out with a girl in front of me at
00:05:43the club,
00:05:43so that was a little fun.
00:05:45Ladies first.
00:05:46This is a dream.
00:05:47We just want to look at our butts, obviously.
00:05:49Okay.
00:05:51Look what the cow-truck did.
00:05:53We bought the go-la.
00:05:54What's up, guys?
00:05:55Hey, me, boys.
00:05:57Oh, my God.
00:05:59We bought the go-la.
00:06:00We bought the go-la.
00:06:01Should we go in?
00:06:02You should.
00:06:03Hi, guys.
00:06:04I need a flower in my eyes.
00:06:06Hello, hello.
00:06:07Hi, I'm Jan.
00:06:07What's your name?
00:06:07Are you Kevye?
00:06:09Kevye?
00:06:09Yes.
00:06:10I'm Nick.
00:06:10Pleasure.
00:06:11Pleasure to meet you.
00:06:11Hey, nice to meet you.
00:06:12How nice to meet you.
00:06:13Oh, my God, you look gorgeous to her, sir.
00:06:14Hello.
00:06:14Nice to meet you.
00:06:15You're not looking so bad yourself.
00:06:17What did I sign up for?
00:06:18I'm just a guy from Edinburgh.
00:06:19I'm 25.
00:06:20I was born in Dundee, raised in Poland, and Hungary as well.
00:06:24Been all over the UK, all over the world for that matter.
00:06:27I'm not scared of much, and my confidence comes in heavy doses.
00:06:33What's happening, Gary?
00:06:34You all right?
00:06:35It's our way of saying hi.
00:06:36I think bar-tilling is just an awesome way of expressing oneself through drinks, as well
00:06:41as serving drinks.
00:06:42That's our moment.
00:06:43You look like a little Bambi right now, man.
00:06:45Do I?
00:06:47It's cute.
00:06:47It's a good Disney character to be compared to.
00:06:50The Bambi?
00:06:50I could see something maybe happening between Nick and I, but he's very flirty with everybody.
00:06:55Lovely dress, man.
00:06:57Jesus, are you looking through me?
00:06:58You're piercing your eyes, bro.
00:07:00Jesus, I'm getting the shakes.
00:07:01Do you like fishing?
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:02Well, let's go fishing, right?
00:07:03We can go fishing.
00:07:04I've got a big pole.
00:07:07This is really in.
00:07:09I need to edit that part out.
00:07:10And what you're doing here?
00:07:12Like, what you're doing?
00:07:13Oh, beautiful!
00:07:14Yeah!
00:07:15If your British accent is real, and you're genuine, that's all that matters.
00:07:20Yeah, exactly.
00:07:21A little pop off.
00:07:22I know Sam wants to see Hannah.
00:07:24They've kind of had a...
00:07:25I talk to Hannah every day.
00:07:26They sext each other sometimes.
00:07:28Well, yeah.
00:07:29Definitely.
00:07:30Hannah and I have been talking basically every day since the last summer season, but we haven't
00:07:37seen each other much.
00:07:38Well, I mean, we have seen a lot of each other, but through pictures?
00:07:43I've gotten nudes from Hannah.
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:46I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited to maybe see those in person.
00:07:52Oh, my God.
00:07:53I thought that was someone's penis right there.
00:07:54Right?
00:07:55I was like, turn over, girl!
00:07:58You think you can get rid of me that easily?
00:08:00I'm back!
00:08:02I've never been to England, but I love it so far.
00:08:05I'm like, Harry, where is Harry Potter?
00:08:07Do you have a girlfriend or anything?
00:08:09No.
00:08:09No.
00:08:10I love that.
00:08:12Wow!
00:08:13There are some hot guys here that are, thankfully, not my ex-boyfriend.
00:08:19I've had a lot of challenging and difficult moments this year.
00:08:23Lisa and I have became extremely close after I lost my dog, Mario Lopez.
00:08:28Vanderpump Villa's Hannah Fouch is searching for her missing dog, Mario Lopez.
00:08:34So, does it help to be here and get your mind off things?
00:08:38Mm-hmm.
00:08:39Let's talk about sexy Sam.
00:08:42Sexy Sam.
00:08:44Yeah.
00:08:44What about him?
00:08:45Is he the first guy that you're gonna kiss?
00:08:47Like, maybe we'll kiss and then I'll deny him.
00:08:50After everything I've gone through, I just wanna be single, live my dirty, dirty, horny Hannah life.
00:08:59The bitch is back.
00:09:00The bitch is back.
00:09:02The bitch is back.
00:09:02Hi.
00:09:02Nice to meet you.
00:09:03Well, I'm Gabriella.
00:09:04Oh, double, you do double?
00:09:06I do whatever you want.
00:09:06She's there by yourself.
00:09:07Oh, yeah.
00:09:09Girl, last time I saw you in Vegas, you were blocked out.
00:09:12Meredith, I met her in Vegas the night of our premiere party.
00:09:15And, um, I didn't really get to know her too well, cause she got pretty drunk.
00:09:20I saw you sitting down on the casino floor and I was like...
00:09:23I don't remember that at all.
00:09:23I woke up, like, you were sitting on the casino floor?
00:09:25It was just me.
00:09:27I know, Andre was hiding.
00:09:29I know that.
00:09:29Andre ran away.
00:09:30Andre was?
00:09:31Did you guys hook up?
00:09:31The next night.
00:09:32Oh.
00:09:33What?
00:09:33You guys hooked up the next night?
00:09:34You and Andre had sex?
00:09:35What the fuck?
00:09:36Oh, we fucked on the balcony, honey.
00:09:38Like, he has a third of the leg.
00:09:40Does Gabriella know that Meredith and Andre hooked up?
00:09:43Um, I don't think so.
00:09:45And, girl, don't ever, like, try to voice it to Gabriella.
00:09:50Like, have some fucking respect.
00:09:51How long have you been doing, like, your hospitality work?
00:09:54Um, like, forever?
00:09:56I haven't been in the game that long.
00:09:57Like, I'm 26.
00:09:58Oh, really?
00:09:59So, yeah.
00:10:00Oh.
00:10:00I don't know.
00:10:01You just hold yourself so mature.
00:10:03Like, you're like...
00:10:04Thanks.
00:10:04I do not think that you're that young.
00:10:07Mm-hmm.
00:10:08I think Marciano's coming back.
00:10:10There's no fucking way.
00:10:11If Marciano comes back, there's gonna be a lot of drama.
00:10:14We work much better without him.
00:10:17Marciano and Chef might fight.
00:10:18That's the fight I'd love to see.
00:10:26I'm back.
00:10:27I'm here to impress Lisa at the end of the day.
00:10:29But I do have stresses back at home.
00:10:32And a lot of it has to refer to the Mormon wives.
00:10:36It is.
00:10:38No.
00:10:38It's not okay.
00:10:39Like, Lisa how 30 she was, too.
00:10:41Like, he told me all these things towards me.
00:10:44I never once reciprocated.
00:10:46It's been tough trying to navigate through that.
00:10:48So, when Lisa called me, I was very grateful.
00:10:53I really had to think long and hard about bringing back Marciano.
00:10:58I take allegations very seriously.
00:11:00And trust me, I would never have brought him back
00:11:03if there was any indication of Marciano's misconduct.
00:11:07And I'd love to give him an opportunity to redeem himself.
00:11:11I'm going to give him another chance.
00:11:13Let's put our best foot forward, shall we?
00:11:15I just want to make you proud.
00:11:19I'm here to prove to Lisa I'm the person that she hired.
00:11:22And I'm going to prove it to everyone else that, uh,
00:11:24I'm a good man.
00:11:25I'm a good person.
00:11:26You have earrings now?
00:11:27He's like a pirate.
00:11:30Seeing him coming back this season,
00:11:32I don't know if I'm going to be able to walk with him.
00:11:35You're not together.
00:11:36No.
00:11:36You're Marciano.
00:11:37You're not a thing at all whatsoever.
00:11:39Oh, honey, no.
00:11:42Well, hello, darling.
00:11:46Welcome to Rosecroft Park.
00:11:50Ugly bunch.
00:11:51Where did we find him?
00:11:54For this summer season, I will be challenging all of you
00:11:57to raise the bar of excellence.
00:12:00Tomorrow we're going to hit the ground running.
00:12:02So I've arranged an evening escape in the enchanting town
00:12:07of Royal Leamington Spa.
00:12:09I want you to get acquainted with each other.
00:12:11Excited.
00:12:12I'd like to shake your hand, but maybe next time.
00:12:15We'll have plenty of time to shake everything, Nick.
00:12:18Not of mine, but of yours.
00:12:22Oh, my God.
00:12:25So, let's have the most magnificent summer yet.
00:12:30Cheers.
00:12:32Cheers.
00:12:35Oh, we're in the fun pub.
00:12:37Get this.
00:12:41Let's get drunk.
00:12:43We're going to Leamington Spa.
00:12:44I thought it was going to be a spa, but this is a town, so whatever.
00:12:47But Lisa planned a little hangout for us so we can get acquainted.
00:12:51It's our only night of freedom before the guests arrive tomorrow,
00:12:54and we have to get down to serious business.
00:12:57It's giving 50 shades.
00:12:59Darker.
00:13:00Lisa is trusting me to be a leader now.
00:13:02I'm excited.
00:13:04So I will make sure everyone keeps it together tonight.
00:13:06And I'm at the top of my game, baby, so nothing's going to shake me.
00:13:09What could go wrong?
00:13:11Gabby, you truly don't understand how much I, like, look up to you
00:13:14in the sense of what we're doing.
00:13:16I love you, but, like, I'm firm on Gabriela.
00:13:19Gabriela?
00:13:20Okay, no, sorry.
00:13:24I am from Dallas, Texas, and been a server for the past five years now.
00:13:29I've never been out of the country.
00:13:30Like, I've only been to Mexico when I was a kid,
00:13:31so coming here and doing something for me is just pretty cool.
00:13:36At first, when I came on, it was like,
00:13:37there's no one that, like, looks like me.
00:13:39And then I see you, like, in a position
00:13:41that you just really fucking shined through.
00:13:43Gabriela, she is super huge role model for me.
00:13:46I am so happy you're here, and we're going to, like,
00:13:49you will have found him.
00:13:51You are.
00:13:52Why is this opportunity so meaningful for you?
00:13:55I got in an ATV accident the spring of 2023.
00:13:58I hit a car.
00:14:00The ATV went in the air, sideswiped my face.
00:14:02I don't remember anything from the month of May of 23 at all.
00:14:06And then now I also forget things very easily.
00:14:09But over the past couple of years,
00:14:11I've been able to really just kind of come to terms with everything.
00:14:13And being here, I'm really excited to just form new memories
00:14:15and, I don't know, have a new start.
00:14:19You guys, grab a mask.
00:14:22We have a game to play.
00:14:27Super sexy.
00:14:29Find a seat, find a seat.
00:14:31Let the games begin.
00:14:33It is time to remove your masks
00:14:36with a game of secrets and seductions.
00:14:39Oh!
00:14:41On one side, inscribe a secret.
00:14:44Do you want to go to Vegas?
00:14:46On the other side, reveal a seduction.
00:14:48A spark you're hoping to ignite this summer.
00:14:51This is about to get very interesting.
00:14:56Gosh.
00:14:57I can't say that.
00:14:58I would fuck some if I was single.
00:15:01Who?
00:15:02Who's not single here?
00:15:04Gabriella.
00:15:05Gabriella, yes.
00:15:06Would love for Hagen and Louis to share a cheeky make-out.
00:15:14Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:15:18Let's go!
00:15:19I think the kiss was fun, but I don't really think it's going to happen again.
00:15:23I'm not going to be, like, making out with someone on camera like everyone else who has no morals here.
00:15:28But that's just me.
00:15:29Okay, secret, I fucked Andre in Vegas.
00:15:32Whoa! Meredith!
00:15:34What the fuck?
00:15:35That's a good one.
00:15:37Oh, my God, bro.
00:15:37Who the fuck is Andre?
00:15:38The guy that dicked me down season one.
00:15:41Sorry.
00:15:41Dre is definitely someone that I would picture myself dating in the outside life.
00:15:47Physically, we connect, uh, very well.
00:15:50You're coming into my domain, rattling off in front of everyone that you had sex with someone I previously had
00:15:57a romantic relationship with.
00:15:59Which I think is very weird.
00:16:02Mer, let's talk.
00:16:09I pull Meredith aside because she needs to know how she's acting is not cute.
00:16:14Woman to woman, you come to me, Meredith, and you tell me you fucked a guy that I previously had
00:16:19relations with.
00:16:19And then if you want to publicize it to the world, sure.
00:16:23I'm letting you know, woman to woman, you address the woman first and say...
00:16:27I just wanted to put it out there. I don't regret it.
00:16:33I wanted you to know, I wanted everyone to know.
00:16:34Okay, okay, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you.
00:16:36Because none of this matters.
00:16:38Yeah.
00:16:38I don't mean you any disrespect, but I felt like...
00:16:41I mean, there shouldn't be a but, but go on.
00:16:44No, no, no, no.
00:16:44You want to be someone I enjoy.
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:47Right?
00:16:47Okay.
00:16:48Literally, what the fuck?
00:16:50Got it.
00:16:50All right.
00:16:51Cool.
00:16:53This isn't over.
00:16:55You're coming to my fucking house, bitch.
00:16:57Get the fuck out of here.
00:16:59Let's go ahead.
00:17:00Wait.
00:17:01It's about to be messy, guys.
00:17:03All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:17:05So what do y'all think of your first day?
00:17:09I don't think that Gabriela was very happy with me.
00:17:13But like, I was single, Andre was single.
00:17:15You did nothing wrong.
00:17:15I don't know.
00:17:16You did nothing wrong.
00:17:16I didn't realize how much of an impact that me saying that I fucked Andre would put on Gabriela.
00:17:23I don't want it to be awkward.
00:17:25The game was to share a secret.
00:17:27I had a juicy secret about somebody who was on the cast previously.
00:17:30It's not any big deal.
00:17:32Like, I understand that she feels disrespected.
00:17:34Yeah.
00:17:34She can do no wrong.
00:17:35Proposal.
00:17:36Is that her thing?
00:17:37Is that her thing and I just don't know it?
00:17:38She can do no wrong?
00:17:39Look, hey, you have all summer to find out.
00:17:42I think Gabriela's ego is a little inflated because she earned the bonus last year.
00:17:47But damn, girl.
00:17:49Chill.
00:17:55I actually feel like I need to be moisturized everyone now.
00:17:57Can you do my show with me?
00:17:59Maybe a little bit more pink.
00:18:00I was stressing last night.
00:18:02I think I'm having really bad PTSD here.
00:18:04What?
00:18:04All the drama with fucking Mormon Wives show and stuff.
00:18:09What are you nervous about?
00:18:10Just that, you know, the truth prevails.
00:18:13I wouldn't get in your own head about the Mormon Wives though.
00:18:17Fuck all of them.
00:18:18All of them.
00:18:19Thank you for saying that because I fucking agree.
00:18:21I don't mind defending you because I know it's not true.
00:18:24I'll always have love for him and I hope for Marciano's sake he stays out of trouble.
00:18:30But I'm really trying to like navigate myself away from Marciano, you know?
00:18:36But I'm definitely hooking up with someone this year.
00:18:39I haven't hooked up with anyone season one, season two, at all.
00:18:45Okay, good morning.
00:18:47Good morning.
00:18:50We're only an hour away from welcoming our first guest group to Rosecroft Park.
00:18:54So my staff need to buckle up and get with it.
00:18:57Because this week it's gonna be intense.
00:18:59Dare I say it?
00:19:00You all look...
00:19:01Bright-eyed.
00:19:03Bushy tail!
00:19:04Hoo-ha!
00:19:05Okay, good to see.
00:19:06It's been a while, but we still got it.
00:19:10So shall we get into it?
00:19:12Our very first week is already packed to perfection.
00:19:16With an English estate this grand, I had to enlist the services of a proper English butler.
00:19:23So please welcome Lewis.
00:19:28Lewis, I think he's a great addition to the estate.
00:19:30And it is nice to have another gay person.
00:19:32Let's have a spot of tea and a bit of gossip.
00:19:36So to start, you know I like to motivate my staff.
00:19:40This season I will be awarding one of you a $50,000 bonus.
00:19:45Woo!
00:19:46Woo!
00:19:47Let's go, baby!
00:19:48Oh my God, that is life-changing money.
00:19:50I've always wanted a boob job.
00:19:52To earn it this year, you are going to have to deal with some of the toughest group of guests
00:19:57ever.
00:19:58Stars from some of the biggest reality shows that you all watch and love.
00:20:05I'm scared, but I'm down for it.
00:20:08Our first group of guests arrived this afternoon from London.
00:20:12And not only are they the guests of honor celebrating a recent engagement.
00:20:19Woo!
00:20:20They're also my family.
00:20:23Yeah, I was like, looks really, I know Sam.
00:20:25The groom-to-be just happens to be my nephew, Sam Vanderpump, who's also known as a very cheeky monkey.
00:20:34Joining Sam and Alice are their dear friends who appear with them on Made in Chelsea.
00:20:39Now I hear they're a wild bunch.
00:20:43These people are superstars.
00:20:45I've watched these guys growing up.
00:20:46All my friends know them.
00:20:47There's a lot of pressure at stake.
00:20:49Then, our resident guest Stassi and her family will arrive at midday tomorrow.
00:20:56My girl is back.
00:20:58I'm obsessed.
00:20:59I love Stassi.
00:21:00We've hung out since last summer a lot, so I'm just excited to be back with her.
00:21:04But that's not all.
00:21:06The British invasion continues as another group of guest check-in.
00:21:11Multiple guest groups.
00:21:14Oh, fuck.
00:21:15We barely handled one at a time last year.
00:21:17Our second guest of honor this week is Ekansu.
00:21:20Ekansu.
00:21:22I love Ekansu.
00:21:24Ekansu won her season of Love Island UK.
00:21:27Obviously, I watched the whole thing.
00:21:29And she was so intimidating on traders that they poisoned her.
00:21:32I'm obsessed with Ekansu.
00:21:34Like, she does not take shit from anyone.
00:21:36And the second she steps foot on this estate, the ground will rock.
00:21:39What's the puffing and panting over there?
00:21:42Nothing.
00:21:42Nothing.
00:21:43Oh, God.
00:21:44She's gorgeous.
00:21:46Ekansu's really hot.
00:21:47She's incredibly beautiful.
00:21:49Easy now, boys.
00:21:51She is celebrating her birthday at Rosecroft Park.
00:21:54And Ekansu is friendly with Sam and Alice, so they will be joining the engagement party festivities.
00:22:01Make no mistake, this first week is going to be the most demanding that we've ever had at Vanderpump Villa.
00:22:07Are you feeling the pressure?
00:22:09Because you should be.
00:22:10And we've got to deliver a perfect, perfect experience.
00:22:14And I just have, you know, one more piece of advice for you.
00:22:18Don't fuck it up.
00:22:20Let's go, baby.
00:22:21Look at me.
00:22:25When we clear, no one should have multiple plates in hand.
00:22:29All right, so this is probably going to be our welcome cocktail right here, the Rosecroft.
00:22:32You guys feeling stressed?
00:22:34No, I'm ready for literally anything.
00:22:37This wood oil smells good.
00:22:39I want to drink it.
00:22:40Louis, I'm looking forward to an afternoon tea time with Sam and Alice.
00:22:45You've got to get it right.
00:22:46It's got to be exact.
00:22:48Capiche?
00:22:49I put a little powder on your nose.
00:22:51Oh, no.
00:22:52Am I shiny as fuck?
00:22:54I wouldn't say as fuck.
00:22:57Originally, I'm from Kent.
00:22:58And then I left for the big city for London, where I trained to be a performer.
00:23:03And I really, really enjoyed that because it was fast-paced.
00:23:05It was fun.
00:23:06And then I actually got poached to be a butler.
00:23:09I was brought up in a normal family.
00:23:12I had mum, dad, and sister.
00:23:16I went off to college.
00:23:18And then one day, my mum called me to let me know that my dad had gone.
00:23:26That reshaped our entire family.
00:23:28And I had to grow up really quickly.
00:23:31But saying that, it's made me incredibly resilient.
00:23:34It's made me want to get the most out of life.
00:23:37I've worked in luxury events, and I would love to create a bespoke events agency.
00:23:42Lisa is an icon, right?
00:23:45She's a businesswoman.
00:23:46She knows her stuff.
00:23:48I just feel like this is the right opportunity for now.
00:23:52It might not be.
00:23:54It might be the biggest mistake I've ever made.
00:23:57Are they all in pink?
00:23:58Stop.
00:23:59How cute they are!
00:24:07Thank you very much.
00:24:09You're so early.
00:24:11You're amazing.
00:24:13Everyone who's here with us, we've been friends for many years.
00:24:15And we also did a TV show together, Made in Chelsea.
00:24:19I'm sure that all my friends will respect that we're at my aunt's...
00:24:24I can't even say that with a straight face.
00:24:27I mean, I...
00:24:28Fuck.
00:24:29Yeah.
00:24:30Give Tina a few cocktails and Ollie a bottle of wine.
00:24:35And it could be very interesting.
00:24:37Welcome to Rosecraft Bar.
00:24:38Come in.
00:24:39Thank you, thank you.
00:24:40Let's get drunk.
00:24:42Let's get drunk.
00:24:43That's the way they do it.
00:24:44Oh, wow.
00:24:45This is gorgeous.
00:24:46Look at the flowers.
00:24:47Oh, my God.
00:24:48Isn't it stunning?
00:24:49This is amazing.
00:24:50Isn't it?
00:24:51Charlie, what's in this?
00:24:52Meredith, what's in this?
00:24:52Stem cells.
00:24:53So it's gonna be elderflower, ginger, a little blackberry liqueur, lemon, simple, and then
00:24:58sparkling rose.
00:24:59So you're a rich guy.
00:25:01Can you relate to these guests?
00:25:03I'm not rich.
00:25:04I'm in credit card debt.
00:25:06My grandpa was very successful on Wall Street.
00:25:09And part of this legacy that he left for me was that he paid for my schools.
00:25:15So it allowed me to go to the best school in New York.
00:25:18My dad broke off from the family business and was an artist.
00:25:22He was a director.
00:25:22And after the 2008 crash, life just got very different after that.
00:25:28I was at a school where everyone's, you know, using mom and dad's credit card.
00:25:32I'd be using babysitting money.
00:25:34Funny enough, I think it was such a blessing.
00:25:36Even though at that moment, it felt like, you know, I didn't fit in that community of
00:25:40kids because I found out that my tribe was people in the service industry.
00:25:45I'm here to have fun, be surrounded by beautiful people, and earn that $50,000 bonus.
00:25:53I think I'm going to take my hats off.
00:25:55Lewis.
00:25:56Yes?
00:25:57Thanks.
00:26:00Where's the luggage at?
00:26:01They should be coming in other cars.
00:26:03Do you fancy looks?
00:26:04The English gay butler?
00:26:06Not all gay people are meant to like each other.
00:26:09No.
00:26:09Yeah.
00:26:10That's how it works, usually.
00:26:11Yeah.
00:26:12I'm just trying to get rid of the taboo.
00:26:14You're like, oh, they're both gay.
00:26:15They should do anal.
00:26:16No, he's like, two gay people are together, they have to do anal.
00:26:19Oh, yeah.
00:26:20Should we follow me?
00:26:22So we'll go to the guest of honor's room first.
00:26:25Oh, my God.
00:26:26Look at the toile de joie.
00:26:29Stunning.
00:26:30Pink.
00:26:30Beautiful.
00:26:32This is stunning.
00:26:33It's amazing.
00:26:34No.
00:26:34It's their room?
00:26:36Yes.
00:26:36They don't deserve this.
00:26:37They're too young.
00:26:39I've known Sophie for a while.
00:26:40She is very hard work.
00:26:43But she is so funny.
00:26:45She's brilliant.
00:26:46She's hilarious.
00:26:46Just the thing she comes out with.
00:26:48As long as you're not on the receiving end from it, it is brilliant.
00:26:51There's no one like Sophie.
00:26:53Hang on.
00:26:54Sophie in the periwinkle.
00:26:56It's a box.
00:26:57Are you kidding me?
00:26:58It's so quaint, though.
00:26:59Honestly, what the hell is this?
00:27:01Is this a broom's closet?
00:27:03Where am I gonna put my lying stuff?
00:27:07In these drawers over here?
00:27:08Oh, my God.
00:27:10How?
00:27:10That's quite comfy now.
00:27:12Have you been on here?
00:27:13No.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:13Why would you say it's comfy?
00:27:15I did test it there.
00:27:16Is this like the door to Narnia?
00:27:17That is shocking.
00:27:18And then, Tina, we're in the bluebell.
00:27:20Sophie, you can get rid of my bathroom, though.
00:27:22I think it's lovely Sophie.
00:27:24I don't know who they think the deal with sensation.
00:27:27It's not gonna work.
00:27:28That is not very on brand for me, sweetheart.
00:27:30It's not gonna work.
00:27:31I'm so sorry Sophie.
00:27:31That's not gonna go down well for anyone.
00:27:33I don't know who I've wronged or what I've done in my past life.
00:27:38Louis, what are we gonna do?
00:27:39They say a torture chamber shop down there I can occupy.
00:27:42You could stay with me.
00:27:42Or like a local butchery.
00:27:44I don't share.
00:27:46This is giving me a bit claustrophobia.
00:27:47My handbag is bigger than that, honestly.
00:27:50I'm not sleeping in a shoebox.
00:27:53Louis?
00:27:54You'll rest your head for a couple of hours,
00:27:56and then you'll be back out.
00:27:56Kill me now.
00:27:57Oh no, come on, Sophie.
00:27:59Oh my God, this has made my day.
00:28:01Louis?
00:28:02Do you actually do this back home full time?
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:05Nice.
00:28:06But I normally work with a team of others.
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:08So it's not normally like this.
00:28:10No.
00:28:10And I feel extremely stressed.
00:28:12Yeah, I can tell.
00:28:12It's the point of the way I might leave.
00:28:14Can't do that.
00:28:15If Louis is already feeling stressed
00:28:17with just the Made in Chelsea crew,
00:28:19we have Ek and Sue coming and Stassi and her family.
00:28:22So, like, buckle up, bitch.
00:28:25I don't know.
00:28:25It's gonna be a tough one.
00:28:26This iron is absolutely terrible.
00:28:30It's like I'm being set up to fail.
00:28:37Guys, you gotta look after me,
00:28:38because everyone else is all wiped off.
00:28:40I've known Tina for about two years.
00:28:43She's the sweetest, funniest, most fun person ever,
00:28:47and she loves having a good time.
00:28:48She calls herself very single, not just single.
00:28:52She specifically says very single.
00:28:54Lucky guys.
00:28:56Oh, we've got a couple single Pringles in this house.
00:28:59Are you one of them, Charlie?
00:29:01Are you one of them?
00:29:04Tina's beautiful, and I have a bit of an affinity
00:29:06for a beautiful woman at this point.
00:29:08It's got me fired.
00:29:10Like, pretty much, actually, now that I think about it,
00:29:13I think every time I've gotten fired,
00:29:14it's had to do with a beautiful woman in some capacity.
00:29:17I don't even know what your type actually is.
00:29:19I don't have a type.
00:29:20Tall, dark, and handsome?
00:29:21I know.
00:29:22Yeah.
00:29:22British or American, yeah.
00:29:23The world's my oyster.
00:29:26I see Nick, and I think he's a very good-looking guy.
00:29:29He's lovely.
00:29:30I'm intrigued by him.
00:29:31Where's the restroom?
00:29:34I can show you.
00:29:34Can I direct? Oh.
00:29:36I'm gonna show her.
00:29:36You're already a step ahead.
00:29:37I mean, unless you like to show her, I know you're right.
00:29:39I'm showing you the whole world,
00:29:41but the restroom is off-limits for me.
00:29:43I do like to flirt with guests.
00:29:45I do like to test my flirt game, my banter.
00:29:51No, just trouble.
00:29:52That's what your auntie said.
00:29:53She called me trouble.
00:29:54Yeah, I see it.
00:29:55I can see that.
00:29:57With any, like, kind of glassware,
00:30:00it needs to be, like, proper sparkling.
00:30:02Okay.
00:30:02I'll grab it.
00:30:03Otherwise, if there's any, yeah.
00:30:05Okay.
00:30:05Or a kitchen towel.
00:30:07Kitchen towel.
00:30:08Not a microfiber towel?
00:30:10No.
00:30:10Like a kitchen towel?
00:30:13Microfiber, well, have you got another one of those?
00:30:14All right, it's fine.
00:30:15We have another one.
00:30:15You can definitely tell that Louis is stressed.
00:30:18From a gay to another gay, like, I feel it.
00:30:20I see it.
00:30:22I don't know what it's about, if I'm honest.
00:30:24Like, we just started, but hey, I'm here for her.
00:30:30Whenever this is empty, just refill it.
00:30:33Whoa.
00:30:33The fact that Tina's got a bigger room than you is wild.
00:30:35She's the one trying to share Nick.
00:30:37That's why she got them.
00:30:38Nick's probably got quite a thick knob.
00:30:43Fucking idiots.
00:30:45Fucking idiots.
00:30:48Louis, I think, is crying.
00:30:50What?
00:30:51Yeah, like, I...
00:30:51I think it's just like...
00:30:53He's overwhelmed?
00:30:54Yeah, or something.
00:30:55If he's feeling like this, then I don't know if this is for him kind of thing.
00:30:58I don't know.
00:30:59I mean, I get it.
00:31:00It's like an intense, you know?
00:31:02It's a lot.
00:31:03I get it.
00:31:03Okay.
00:31:05He's literally in the talent team office next to the control room.
00:31:11So he says he doesn't want to film?
00:31:13He won't go to his room unless we unplug the cameras.
00:31:16He said that?
00:31:17Yeah.
00:31:18I'm starting to hear rumblings that Louis isn't doing so well at Rosecroft Park.
00:31:24And it's making me nervous.
00:31:25This estate demands a butler.
00:31:28Louis is struggling and it's only the first day.
00:31:31What is going on?
00:31:34Tell me what's happening.
00:31:36What's going on with you?
00:31:37You want to leave?
00:31:38I really don't want to, Pam.
00:31:40Oh?
00:31:41You don't want to...
00:31:43But, Louis, you have to tell me.
00:31:45You can't just walk out.
00:31:50Louis.
00:31:51Louis.
00:31:52What the fuck is going on?
00:31:55You need to tell me what's happening.
00:31:58Everybody loves you here.
00:32:00Okay?
00:32:00But just locking yourself in the bathroom.
00:32:03You're supposed to be front of house.
00:32:05It's you that's supposed to be holding it all together.
00:32:07I need you to come out.
00:32:09I need you as butler of the front of house.
00:32:13To come out of the bathroom.
00:32:15Come to mommy.
00:32:16Let's talk.
00:32:17He's banging on the door.
00:32:18Louis won't open the door.
00:32:19What on earth is happening with Louis?
00:32:22Everybody adores him.
00:32:23He's doing so well.
00:32:24No, he's amazing.
00:32:25I've been hearing he's, like, having a bit of anxiety.
00:32:28He's locked himself in the bathroom.
00:32:31He won't come out.
00:32:32I've been banging on the door.
00:32:33It's my first event in this leadership role.
00:32:36My first guest group.
00:32:37This is a huge disaster.
00:32:39Right.
00:32:40And if he falls apart, everything can crumble.
00:32:42Gabriella is a leader.
00:32:43And part of being a leader is to flag problems
00:32:46before they become out of hand.
00:32:49Hey, guys.
00:32:50We're walking through.
00:32:57Okay, he's gone.
00:32:57Where did he go?
00:32:58Goodbye.
00:32:59No, I want to say goodbye to him.
00:33:01He's literally leaving.
00:33:03He's leaving the show right now.
00:33:05I had such high hopes for him.
00:33:07I need to connect with him.
00:33:08I need to understand what the problem is.
00:33:10And maybe we could work it out.
00:33:11How can I fix the problem if I don't know what it is?
00:33:15Where is he?
00:33:16He's at the end of the driveway.
00:33:18What was going on with, um, Lisa, Sammy?
00:33:21Oh, just behind the scenes stuff.
00:33:23Lewis!
00:33:25Come back, dammit!
00:33:27Just let us not understand how hard it is for me
00:33:30to chase after him on 18-inch heels on the gravel.
00:33:34But I won't be ignored.
00:33:38Lewis!
00:33:39Oh, Jesus!
00:33:41Lewis!
00:33:43Lewis!
00:33:44Lewis!
00:33:48I'm here for now.
00:33:50We should have had the food already.
00:33:52Lewis left.
00:33:53He quit.
00:33:54But now I'm, like, doing all the work.
00:33:56I just think that when you do this job,
00:33:58but you're filming reality TV,
00:34:00it's extremely hard.
00:34:01This environment is definitely survival of the fittest.
00:34:04We have a bunch of other people that we should kick off first.
00:34:08No Lewis, huh?
00:34:09Him and him are the ones you need.
00:34:11I mean, we've never had a butler before anyway.
00:34:13Of course.
00:34:13So, like, we can make it work.
00:34:15Gabriella wasn't stepping up enough.
00:34:17So now, Lewis is gone.
00:34:19I think she wasn't the leader that, like, she was supposed to be.
00:34:23And he feel like being by himself, doing everything.
00:34:27Now he's gone.
00:34:29Oh, my goodness.
00:34:31You look gorgeous.
00:34:32You look gorgeous.
00:34:32Stunning.
00:34:33Oh, here we are.
00:34:34Lewis is gone.
00:34:35But my family's here at Rosecroft Park.
00:34:37So, despite the chaos, despite losing the bloody butler,
00:34:42we've got to just push forward.
00:34:43Thank you for setting up this tea for us.
00:34:45Tea?
00:34:45It's lovely.
00:34:45How are you?
00:34:46Of course.
00:34:47How are we?
00:34:48I'm nervous.
00:34:50I'm going to have a sip of my tea.
00:34:52You're still getting married?
00:34:53Oh, of course.
00:34:53Of course.
00:34:54I can't handle any more bad news.
00:34:56It's been a crazy day already.
00:34:58No, it's good news.
00:35:00Is it health-wise?
00:35:00I hope it's good news.
00:35:01Is it health-wise?
00:35:02No, no, it's all fantastic.
00:35:03I'm doing really well with my health.
00:35:05A few months ago, Sam almost died.
00:35:09All his organs shut down.
00:35:12And Alice called the hospital.
00:35:15Alice, you are responsible for saving his life.
00:35:19I loved you from that moment,
00:35:21because if I'd lost him after losing your dad...
00:35:25Hmm.
00:35:26My brother, my only sibling,
00:35:29he committed suicide in 2018.
00:35:34We were absolutely devastated.
00:35:38That's the only word I can use.
00:35:40And since I lost my brother,
00:35:42my brother's sons are even more important to me.
00:35:45They are like I'm hanging on to my brother,
00:35:50who I was very close to.
00:35:53Luckily, I'm doing a lot better now.
00:35:55You are. You look at the picture of house.
00:35:57I do feel it.
00:35:58I feel great.
00:35:58You said the other day you feel the best you felt.
00:36:00I really do.
00:36:01Yeah, I feel the best.
00:36:02Because you're finally looking after yourself perfectly.
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:05All thanks to this one.
00:36:06Or Alice is looking after you perfectly.
00:36:08I'm a very lucky man.
00:36:09Indeed.
00:36:10Make sure you treat her perfectly.
00:36:12Always and forever.
00:36:14See, I'm already saying my vows.
00:36:16Oh, gosh.
00:36:18We have been talking.
00:36:19We might do a small wedding before the baby comes.
00:36:24We know the gender as well, actually.
00:36:26Yeah.
00:36:27And the name.
00:36:28We were going to do a gender reveal,
00:36:30and then we just decided to find out during a scan.
00:36:32So, I need a girl, because I've got two boys already.
00:36:36Oh.
00:36:36I need a girl.
00:36:37I need a pink one.
00:36:40I'm sorry to disappoint you, but we're having a boy.
00:36:42A boy's fantastic.
00:36:46Another bad part.
00:36:47Oh, that, yes.
00:36:48Steve keeps...
00:36:48I need a dynasty to carry on.
00:36:51The first male heir.
00:36:51Yes.
00:36:52Yes.
00:36:53Yes.
00:36:53Yes, I love you.
00:36:55I'm practical.
00:36:56Yes.
00:36:57Now, tell me not...
00:36:59Okay.
00:36:59I have horrible, horrible memories
00:37:02of your father trying to choose a name for Jack.
00:37:07And you're already on the right track.
00:37:09No.
00:37:10Yes.
00:37:11No.
00:37:11Yes.
00:37:12You cannot choose that name.
00:37:14Yes.
00:37:15Marmaduke.
00:37:15Marmaduke.
00:37:16That's the name of a fucking dog.
00:37:18You cannot name your heir to the Vanderpump dynasty.
00:37:23Marmaduke Vanderpump.
00:37:25Why don't you, like, just call him Scooby-Doo?
00:37:29I like it even more.
00:37:30Don't give me ideas.
00:37:32Oh, my God.
00:37:32I am here to give you ideas.
00:37:33Let's not call your baby Marmaduke.
00:37:35Think about it.
00:37:36And then, for short, Duke Vanderpump.
00:37:42She's liking it now.
00:37:43I would never...
00:37:44She's like...
00:37:44Ah, there we go.
00:37:45I don't mind Duke.
00:37:46You love Duke.
00:37:47I'm manifesting Duke or Prime Minister.
00:37:49I think our child's gonna be bullied.
00:37:53Sam, you know I love you.
00:37:56And I have always marveled through everything we've been together.
00:37:59And we've been through some very dark times with your father's situation.
00:38:05And I still feel you never get over it.
00:38:07You get used to it.
00:38:08And I hope that he's watching now, as I believe he is.
00:38:13And he would be proud of you.
00:38:16I would love you.
00:38:17And he would love Alice.
00:38:18Probably a little too much.
00:38:21The stories that I hear are just...
00:38:23He sounds extremely unique.
00:38:26Sam got the best part of him.
00:38:28You know, you've essentially stepped into his role.
00:38:31And we're so lucky that, you know, after losing dad, that we had you.
00:38:37And I appreciate you so much.
00:38:40You're a dad in a wig.
00:38:44Can you think of something else?
00:38:46Like, let's just go with, I'm tucking under or something.
00:38:50But like...
00:38:51Dad with his willy tucking.
00:38:52Yeah, exactly.
00:38:53Very better.
00:38:56We're doing a beautiful welcome dinner with pink hues and gold.
00:39:01Alice's favorite colors.
00:39:03Hopefully we can get the night back on chalk and have Lisa's vision be a reality.
00:39:08Fuck.
00:39:09Do we have a dustpan?
00:39:13Alice, let me do a raspberry blush mocktail right here.
00:39:15You're welcome.
00:39:16Wow, this looks amazing.
00:39:17This is so cute.
00:39:18Thank you very much.
00:39:20Absolutely, thank you.
00:39:21Ooh, Molly.
00:39:22Ooh, it is a romantic dinner, isn't it?
00:39:24You guys, we love you very much.
00:39:26And we look forward to both the marriage and the babies.
00:39:29Stop it, I'm gonna cry.
00:39:30So sweet.
00:39:31Okay, guys, welcome to our first dinner at Rosecroft Park.
00:39:36Chef is gonna explain the menu.
00:39:38Enjoy.
00:39:39So tonight, we're gonna start on Amuse-Bouche, like a puff pastry with crème fraîche, smoked salmon and caviar.
00:39:45The appetizer will be arugula salad with the mousse or feta, fresh fig and raspberry dressing.
00:39:50We're doing your favorite tonight, the Wellington beef with carrot and English pea.
00:39:54Ooh.
00:39:55And we end up with the Crab Suzette with vanilla ice cream.
00:39:58Oh, my favorite.
00:39:59I love it.
00:40:00Is that your favorite?
00:40:00That's my favorite dinner.
00:40:02It's all about time.
00:40:03Bon appetit.
00:40:04I didn't earn the bonus last year.
00:40:07So, of course, disappointed a little bit.
00:40:09So, I really hope this year, I'm not sure Lisa, I can do, like, twice more than I did last
00:40:15year.
00:40:15Forever and I, I want to go on honeymoon with her.
00:40:19Like, doing something big for her.
00:40:20So, 50K, I take that, you know?
00:40:23Who's your favorite hit?
00:40:24Of the guys.
00:40:26I like Charlie.
00:40:27He's tall.
00:40:28Charlie's fit.
00:40:29Well, I think big dick Nick.
00:40:31Yes.
00:40:31Good for her.
00:40:32Well, we don't know if he's got big dick.
00:40:33You need to confirm it.
00:40:34How do you know who's dick fit?
00:40:34Suck it and see what happens.
00:40:37Oh!
00:40:37Oh!
00:40:38Oli!
00:40:39She did not see what happened.
00:40:40Very naughty, very cheeky chocolate, but like, I like it.
00:40:42It's, like, intriguing, you know?
00:40:44But...
00:40:44Do you not love the attention?
00:40:45I will...
00:40:46Duh.
00:40:54It seems like you and Nick both have a thing for Tina.
00:40:57What do you think?
00:40:58That's funny.
00:40:59When I met Tina, she was everything I could have asked for.
00:41:03You know, I kind of definitely feel a bit of an attraction for Tina.
00:41:07Beautiful, stylish, direct.
00:41:09Whatever happens, happens, you know?
00:41:11We'll see.
00:41:12Stay tuned.
00:41:14We have fresh cocktails coming out.
00:41:17Dinner seemed to have went well.
00:41:19And now we have a rose crop nightcap on the royal court.
00:41:22Who are you going to give the rose?
00:41:23I'm not giving a rose.
00:41:24I get given roses.
00:41:26I don't give roses.
00:41:27I'm not in the driver's seat.
00:41:28Well, I can drive you and give you a rose.
00:41:31How about that?
00:41:32You're going to drive me?
00:41:33Drive you anywhere you want, darling.
00:41:34Where do you want to go next?
00:41:35You smell amazing though.
00:41:36I'm all about smell.
00:41:38Smell is a huge one for me.
00:41:39Okay, what do I smell like?
00:41:41I spread a lot of this on my tie.
00:41:45And a bald pal.
00:41:46That wasn't the smell.
00:41:48It was a kiss in the head.
00:41:48It was a basic trick, which you felt.
00:41:51Makes a cheeky bastard.
00:41:55What about a stroll?
00:41:56I know a really romantic place I could take you.
00:41:59Oh.
00:41:59Right now, I'm being honest when I say I'm attracted to you.
00:42:12I love attention.
00:42:13Who doesn't love attention?
00:42:15It's a thing.
00:42:16People say, oh, like, who doesn't?
00:42:17You know, you shouldn't say you love attention.
00:42:19But who doesn't love attention?
00:42:25Okay, you too.
00:42:27Hello.
00:42:27Okay, Nick.
00:42:28All right, Nick.
00:42:29You've got a leap in your hair.
00:42:31No, no.
00:42:34Nick is an interesting one.
00:42:36Cute and sweet.
00:42:38I think he's just a ladies' man, and he has that way about how he talks.
00:42:42Did you make out?
00:42:43There was tongue.
00:42:45She's fixing her makeup.
00:42:47And his little accent.
00:42:48I meant no harm, you know.
00:42:50Nick is awesome.
00:42:51To me, he seems like trouble.
00:42:52The best trouble ever.
00:42:53In sweet trouble.
00:42:55He's naughty.
00:42:56Nick is a year older than me, but he gives younger, demented brother vibes.
00:43:01He's here to fill the gas holes and souls.
00:43:04And I do like that.
00:43:06You know, to new friendships.
00:43:12I feel like I need a string.
00:43:14Do you want some?
00:43:15Oh, sure.
00:43:16I'll take some of my string.
00:43:17Okay, ready?
00:43:17Can we go to my eyes?
00:43:19No, open your mouth.
00:43:21What are you looking for in a man?
00:43:23Not Marciano.
00:43:24There's many fishes in this castle.
00:43:27Is this a castle?
00:43:29Oh, dude.
00:43:30I'm like, you're a little scared of me.
00:43:31I have to make sure.
00:43:32All right, yeah.
00:43:33I'm sorry.
00:43:36You want some wine?
00:43:38Are we on a date?
00:43:38Yeah.
00:43:39I feel like you have good confidence.
00:43:40You're bigger than anything.
00:43:42I, like, hit puberty.
00:43:43I'm teen.
00:43:44My balls grew, my dick grew.
00:43:46No, literally.
00:43:47Wait, you have, like, a plump ass.
00:43:51Oh, man.
00:43:52You want to know my package?
00:43:53Yes.
00:43:54Like, dimensions?
00:43:55Oh, you want to see it?
00:43:56Me and Hannah, I think there's definitely an attraction there.
00:43:59I have an affinity for bossy, beautiful women.
00:44:04Hannah and I became close after last season, after I left the villa.
00:44:08We just began talking, but Hannah's been talking about having a horny Hannah summer.
00:44:13In this environment, like, in a work environment, like, bartending is different.
00:44:17She was giving Charlie attention, and this sucks.
00:44:21Go to Hannah.
00:44:22Go to Hannah.
00:44:23Hannah, hi.
00:44:24Hannah!
00:44:26Special delivery.
00:44:27Oh!
00:44:30Wait, should we kiss?
00:44:32Do it.
00:44:32All right, all right.
00:44:35Do I like watching Hannah kiss other guys?
00:44:37Fuck no.
00:44:38Who the fuck would want to see that?
00:44:40We did it.
00:44:41I love you.
00:44:44I don't get jealous, first off, because I know who the fuck I am.
00:44:47Let me tell you that right now.
00:44:48It's more of a respect thing, and it's more of just, like, I know I wouldn't do that shit.
00:44:52That's all.
00:44:53Oh, gosh.
00:44:54I know Marciana has feelings for me.
00:44:56But there's only 10 summers in your 30s that you gotta live it up.
00:45:00That's what you gotta do.
00:45:02And that's what I'm gonna do.
00:45:04Charlie and Hannah kissing.
00:45:05I got a fucking bone to pick with you, bud.
00:45:13Charlie!
00:45:14He's on.
00:45:15He's on.
00:45:15He's on.
00:45:16Ready?
00:45:17Boom!
00:45:17Boom!
00:45:18Let's get him.
00:45:19His lips were so fucking soft.
00:45:22I need Charlie and Hannah to be a thing.
00:45:23I want Hannah to move on from Marciano.
00:45:26I want her to feel empowered as a woman.
00:45:29Also, I want Marciana to see it and see that she doesn't need him anymore.
00:45:33Let's bring him to the parlor.
00:45:35Yeah.
00:45:36It's horny Hannah summer.
00:45:37Wait.
00:45:38I'm gonna put lipstick.
00:45:39Let me smell you.
00:45:41No, you're fine, but spring.
00:45:44Okay, we believe that you have, like, a swagger.
00:45:47Do you?
00:45:48You think I have swag?
00:45:49Yeah.
00:45:49Like, yeah.
00:45:51When I saw you behind the bar, I was like, we're good.
00:45:55Charlie's got it.
00:45:57As a bartender, like, working, like, six days a week, it's such a big part of my identity
00:46:01now.
00:46:01I'm fun, but also I can do this shit.
00:46:04You're legit.
00:46:05You motherfucker.
00:46:07I'm trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.
00:46:09I love spying on people.
00:46:11You finally get to see how they really are.
00:46:14Charlie, I can only imagine what this fucking guy has to say right now.
00:46:19I want beef chucky.
00:46:20I want beef chucky.
00:46:21Beef chucky.
00:46:22Your eyes shut.
00:46:23Eyes shut.
00:46:24Can't speak.
00:46:25Drunk as fuck.
00:46:26And he's just Sasquatch.
00:46:27He's a big Sasquatch trying to hit on a princess?
00:46:30Like...
00:46:31Doesn't make sense to me.
00:46:32But I'm gonna listen to see how this goes.
00:46:35Oh, my God.
00:46:36It's like, you know, it's like...
00:46:39Oh, my God.
00:46:39Oh, my God.
00:46:40Oh, my God.
00:46:42What are you fucking...
00:46:44You're a fucking ass person.
00:46:46Wait.
00:46:47He's a good person.
00:46:49I'm...
00:46:50Yeah.
00:46:50It's like...
00:46:51I'm doing...
00:46:52Yeah.
00:46:52I don't know.
00:46:54So cute.
00:46:55So cute.
00:46:56Love.
00:46:57Team Charlie.
00:46:58I am the least paid person.
00:46:59Here is back.
00:47:01Someone's like taking a jog.
00:47:03Hello?
00:47:04You motherfuckers.
00:47:06Hey, Han.
00:47:07What?
00:47:07Good one.
00:47:08Good job.
00:47:09Why are you listening in on my conversation?
00:47:11I wasn't the only one.
00:47:13You're weird.
00:47:14It's good.
00:47:14Good job.
00:47:15Why are you being a dick?
00:47:17It's 2 a.m.
00:47:18And we're all talking in a little drama.
00:47:24Wait.
00:47:24Did everyone look at their schedule?
00:47:26Oh, God.
00:47:31Are we looking at the schedule right now?
00:47:33Oh, my God.
00:47:34Are you guys doing jujitsu right now?
00:47:36Jesus Christ.
00:47:37Yes.
00:47:38Yes!
00:47:40Hey.
00:47:41You're just trying to piss me off?
00:47:42What am I pissing off about?
00:47:43You're playing the game.
00:47:44Good for you.
00:47:45You want to keep playing the game?
00:47:46That's fine.
00:47:47What are you talking about?
00:47:47I know what you're doing.
00:47:48What?
00:47:49Leave her alone.
00:47:50Marciano cut the shit.
00:47:51You can manipulate Hannah all you want, or anyone else, but not me.
00:47:56Her and I have a relationship, and I'm going to protect her at all costs, because that's
00:47:59my friend.
00:48:00Gabriella.
00:48:01Leave her alone.
00:48:01Gabriella nothing.
00:48:02I want her free of you.
00:48:04You guys aren't friends.
00:48:05You don't know anything.
00:48:06She is a fuller, brighter, more exuberant person without you.
00:48:10You don't know that, though.
00:48:11I'm not going to get into the things that I actually want to say, because I'm not going to be
00:48:15rude.
00:48:15You're actually being a dick.
00:48:17All I know is that we're here.
00:48:19No, we're not doing this.
00:48:21We're not.
00:48:21No, no, no.
00:48:22No, no, no.
00:48:22No.
00:48:22Marciano deserves a little bit of revenge.
00:48:24He's put me through a lot in the past three years, especially with his little entanglement
00:48:29with the Mormon wives.
00:48:30I don't think I've ever stepped out and kissed other guys.
00:48:33He's in for a ride with that.
00:48:36He doesn't want to have friends.
00:48:38We're okay.
00:48:38We're okay.
00:48:39We're okay.
00:48:39Fuck you.
00:48:39We're okay.
00:48:41We're okay.
00:48:42We're not engaging.
00:48:43We're okay.
00:48:46Yeah, I'm so sorry.
00:48:47I'm not mad at you.
00:48:48I'm really not.
00:48:49It's just dumb.
00:48:49I'm over it.
00:48:50It's just not fair.
00:48:51I'm sure that's fucking weird.
00:48:52It's not that it's weird.
00:48:53It's just like, I don't know the reasons.
00:48:55What?
00:48:55You think it's like her fucking playing angles?
00:48:58I don't know.
00:48:58We hooked up a week before coming here.
00:49:00She left my house to go to the airport.
00:49:02So it's hard for me.
00:49:03And I'm trying to figure this out.
00:49:05And it fucking sucks.
00:49:06So I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do.
00:49:09Apparently, Marcel and Hannah literally just fucked.
00:49:11Yeah.
00:49:13Oh, shit.
00:49:15Bumblebee.
00:49:15I guess maybe they're not as broken up as I thought.
00:49:18You want a drink?
00:49:19Let's get a drink.
00:49:19Let's get a drink.
00:49:21I can't sleep.
00:49:21My head's going a million miles away.
00:49:24What is it?
00:49:24What is it?
00:49:25What is it?
00:49:25We gotta be up early.
00:49:27I don't care.
00:49:34I got two English breakfasts, and one Dutch baby,
00:49:37and then one pancake.
00:49:38Yeah.
00:49:39This Lewis situation has really been on my mind.
00:49:43There's a lot happening.
00:49:44I've got Stasi coming with her family.
00:49:46I've got my family in that estate.
00:49:47I've got Ekansu and all her friends arriving.
00:49:50I've already lost my butler.
00:49:52Reality television.
00:49:53It's not easy.
00:49:55It's full of so many obstacles.
00:49:57So I've got to get my staff to get their game in.
00:50:01Yep.
00:50:02That gym's really working.
00:50:03Look at that.
00:50:04Who's that up there?
00:50:06Is that Ollie?
00:50:07Hi, darling.
00:50:07Hurry up and get downstairs.
00:50:09This looks so cute.
00:50:10That's stunning, doesn't it?
00:50:11What time did you go to bed?
00:50:12I don't know.
00:50:13I noticed you disappeared without Nick.
00:50:17What happened?
00:50:18We just kissed.
00:50:19Oh, you kissed?
00:50:20Are you kissing?
00:50:21Stop.
00:50:21I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing,
00:50:23but I like Nick.
00:50:24I don't date people openly.
00:50:27I'm all about energy.
00:50:28I don't have a type.
00:50:30I'm just someone if I vibe with,
00:50:32I'll give them the time of day to, you know,
00:50:36I don't know, to be around me.
00:50:38Good morning.
00:50:39How are we?
00:50:40I think I'm the only person I know that looks banging
00:50:42in the morning after a hangover.
00:50:45That's so arrogant.
00:50:46Just an hour late though.
00:50:47Fuck off dinner.
00:50:49Is that my matchup?
00:50:51Yeah, my pleasure.
00:50:52You guys see anything else?
00:50:52Charlie, can I get a bottle of sparkly water
00:50:54and the gossip about you shagging Hannah?
00:50:57How was it last night with Hannah?
00:50:59It was great.
00:51:00Did you share a room?
00:51:01Oh, we did not share a room.
00:51:02Charlie, your job is to tell us everything.
00:51:04I need snippets of gossip.
00:51:06Do you reckon you could take Martiano?
00:51:07Yeah.
00:51:08I'd cry the whole time.
00:51:11Me kissing Hannah was just like a fun moment.
00:51:13Whatever.
00:51:13Everyone kisses everyone.
00:51:14You're so fucking cute.
00:51:16Do you fancy Hannah?
00:51:17I think I have a crush on everyone in the house.
00:51:19Oh my God.
00:51:20It's like...
00:51:21It's a pretty beautiful...
00:51:22Stop it, Charlie.
00:51:22I know you fancy me, but I'm married.
00:51:24I don't think I've ever been in the presence
00:51:25of so many good looking people at once.
00:51:27Including you guys.
00:51:28Charlie, go and have a wank.
00:51:30Oh, I love it.
00:51:30I think Charlie is so good looking.
00:51:33He is giving good, clean, American fun.
00:51:35And I like it.
00:51:38I reckon he's got a big knob as well.
00:51:39Definitely.
00:51:40Martiano's staring at us up the window.
00:51:42Yeah.
00:51:42He really is a little spy, isn't he?
00:51:45Why are his eyebrows so perfect as well?
00:51:48Who's?
00:51:48Martiano's?
00:51:49Yeah.
00:51:50Okay, well I wake up, I ice my face first in a nice big bowl of ice.
00:51:54And then I use a milky toner.
00:51:57And then I use a little refreshing mist spray.
00:51:59And then I'm going to put on my vitamin C and a multi-peptide.
00:52:04And then I'm going to use an SPF.
00:52:05And then I'll throw a little caffeine in their eyes if they're looking a little baggy.
00:52:10And that's the morning routine.
00:52:11I feel like he put on his makeup with like a spray can.
00:52:15Good morning, everybody.
00:52:17Procay's on hold for a second, alright?
00:52:19I need a staff meeting.
00:52:21So just come with me, okay?
00:52:23The butler has disappeared into thin air.
00:52:25I need somebody to step into Lewis's shoes.
00:52:28And his trousers for that matter.
00:52:30Guys, staff meeting!
00:52:32I need somebody to do his job as soon as possible.
00:52:36Hopefully, we can collectively get it together and find some resolution.
00:52:41Prepare for the unexpected.
00:52:43I'm like, what?
00:52:44From what?
00:52:45Cleaning dishes, babe.
00:52:47Oh.
00:52:51Okay, so.
00:52:53We have a situation.
00:52:56Relax.
00:52:57I'm not angry at any of you.
00:52:59I feel emotional.
00:53:00Because Lewis felt that he couldn't cope with the situation.
00:53:04Maybe this environment is more challenging.
00:53:07I can't tell you enough.
00:53:10I've been doing this for so many years.
00:53:1416 years.
00:53:15600 episodes.
00:53:16Everybody I know that's been on this experience wants to come back.
00:53:20But then sometimes, people are overwhelmed.
00:53:23And that's what's happened to Lewis.
00:53:24So he's walked away.
00:53:26But this estate does need a butler.
00:53:29So right now, I'm pivoting.
00:53:31And when you pivot, even if you don't have exactly what you need,
00:53:35you pull something out of your arse.
00:53:36So I'm thinking that maybe Hagen would like to step into these shoes.
00:53:44Hagen?
00:53:45He's not qualified.
00:53:46I don't think he's going to do well at all.
00:53:48I don't think he even knows what a butler is.
00:53:51Do you think you could fake it until you make it?
00:53:56Yeah.
00:53:57Let's give it a go.
00:53:59Okay.
00:54:01Don't clap yet.
00:54:02We'll see you.
00:54:04Can I see the butler?
00:54:08In my experience, Hagen has been great with the guests.
00:54:11Does he have that butler persona?
00:54:15Not yet.
00:54:15But we can find it.
00:54:17We could be ready for Stasi.
00:54:19Okay?
00:54:20Come on then.
00:54:20Let's go.
00:54:23So this was actually my plan all along.
00:54:26You know, like I knew Lewis was struggling with this whole environment.
00:54:29And so I kept pushing it in his head just so I could get in this butler outfit.
00:54:34Imagine no.
00:54:34But I mean, it did work out for me.
00:54:36I got drug from the depths of the dish pit.
00:54:40And now I'm on top.
00:54:41Like as I should be.
00:54:42You know?
00:54:44It'll be good.
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:46Dang.
00:54:47The outfit though, the uniform is really thick.
00:54:50I already sweat a lot.
00:54:51Maybe they can like crop it.
00:54:54Stasi's at 3 and then dinner at 7.30.
00:54:57Don't you do it like that?
00:54:58Yeah, exactly.
00:55:00Sage to Covey, do you copy?
00:55:01Go for Cove.
00:55:02Stasi's family is about to be here.
00:55:04Do you need anything or are you okay?
00:55:05No, we're all good.
00:55:06Thanks though.
00:55:07Let's greet Stasi now.
00:55:09Okay.
00:55:10Do we have the drinks?
00:55:10I need like Tyler and that because she's gonna have a load of luggage, all right?
00:55:14It's like, come on guys, get it together.
00:55:17Okay, tuck your shirt in.
00:55:18Yes.
00:55:19And Stasi.
00:55:20This is my bushy tail.
00:55:21Bright-eyed, bushy tail.
00:55:22I don't want to see your bushy tail right now.
00:55:24Okay.
00:55:25Maybe later.
00:55:28Keep calm and carry on.
00:55:31You don't...
00:55:32Oh my gosh.
00:55:34There's Hagen looking chipper as ever.
00:55:37I need somebody to gossip with.
00:55:40I need somebody to play with.
00:55:43It would be rude not to invite Stasi.
00:55:46Hi!
00:55:47How are you?
00:55:48Good.
00:55:49So here we are, once more.
00:55:52Oh my God, my Aperol Spritz?
00:55:54This season, I don't give a fuck.
00:55:57I'm drinking Aperol Spritzes in my interviews.
00:55:59Okay.
00:56:01Last summer, Beau and I made some real breakthroughs in our relationship.
00:56:05And what that tells me is, vacations are good for us.
00:56:10Welcome to Rosecroft Park.
00:56:12Rosecroft Park?
00:56:13It sounds like someone should be murdered here.
00:56:15Oh my God, Stasi.
00:56:18So that's why we're back.
00:56:19And for the gossip.
00:56:21I'm mostly here for the gossip.
00:56:22It's been a bit crazy here, to be honest.
00:56:24Really?
00:56:25Mix that with a Jane Austen novel.
00:56:27I'm living out my dreams.
00:56:29That's why I'm here.
00:56:31God, the vision of all these British people right now on this lawn.
00:56:35It's just so stereotypical.
00:56:36Like, I'm insulted.
00:56:37Are you going to adopt a British accent?
00:56:39Well, which British accent?
00:56:41Mine.
00:56:41Hello, mate.
00:56:42No, not that one.
00:56:43Okay.
00:56:44Alright.
00:56:44So, like, mine.
00:56:46Yes, hello.
00:56:47You're welcome.
00:56:48Hello, darling.
00:56:49I hope that Stasi uses this opportunity at Rosecroft Park to spend the summer connecting
00:56:55with Beau and shagging their socks off.
00:57:00So, yeah, not that much sex happening.
00:57:05Wait, I need to know all the things.
00:57:07God, Stasi, this has been crazy.
00:57:09Really?
00:57:09Yes.
00:57:11Marciano's back?
00:57:11That's a surprise.
00:57:13So far, it's okay with Hannah Marciano.
00:57:15Oh, Hannah's here too?
00:57:16Yes.
00:57:16Okay, amazing.
00:57:17I love Hannah.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:19But they led me to believe that they are not together.
00:57:22But you know what?
00:57:22I've been down the road before.
00:57:24They're lying.
00:57:25I want to just talk to Marciano about the Mormon wives.
00:57:28Oh, God, that's a heavy conversation.
00:57:31No, I need to know.
00:57:31Don't start with that.
00:57:31I know I need to.
00:57:32I am a Secret Lives of Mormon Wives fan.
00:57:35And I love everyone here.
00:57:37But I want to get to the bottom of the lies, the cheating, the allegations.
00:57:43They allegedly kissed.
00:57:44Like, off camera.
00:57:45I met with Marciano.
00:57:47He told me that you guys, like, had sex.
00:57:49Oh, my fucking hell.
00:57:51Do you think they had sex?
00:57:53I don't know what to believe.
00:57:54Why did you lie to Layla about us?
00:57:56I was being influenced.
00:57:58I want to know it all.
00:57:59The world wants to know.
00:58:01Can you just give it a second?
00:58:02Five minutes.
00:58:06I'm actually obsessed with that, can you say?
00:58:07When she won Love Island UK, I cried.
00:58:09I don't know.
00:58:10She's huge in the UK.
00:58:12I didn't know who she is.
00:58:12Do you ever watch Love Island UK?
00:58:14I don't watch other reality TV shows.
00:58:16I think that it's maybe...
00:58:17You just think you're above it.
00:58:19No, I'm not above watching reality TV.
00:58:22I love the Mormon wives.
00:58:23Oh, thanks.
00:58:24Oh, we need to talk.
00:58:26Oh, God.
00:58:27We need to talk.
00:58:27Here we go.
00:58:28We need to talk.
00:58:29Oh, shit.
00:58:30I need a drink.
00:58:31The last that we spoke, you and me, the last that we spoke at the reunion and then at the
00:58:36reunion viewing party.
00:58:37Correct.
00:58:38You said you had sex with Jesse.
00:58:43He lies.
00:58:44That's his thing.
00:58:45Where do you stand on that now?
00:58:47I didn't.
00:58:49I don't believe you.
00:58:52Why would you lie about that?
00:58:53Ah, I was influenced.
00:58:55No, Marciano, like, do you know how evil you have to be to make up a rumor about somebody
00:59:01like that?
00:59:02That's why I didn't feel good about it.
00:59:04No, like, you have to be like a horrible, horrible person, Marciano.
00:59:08No, I'm just saying, like, I'm choosing to believe that you hooked up with Jesse over
00:59:15you set her up.
00:59:17So how were you influenced?
00:59:18How did that start?
00:59:20There are a bunch of secrets that are gonna come out.
00:59:28So how were you influenced?
00:59:30It was fucking to me and Sheena.
00:59:32How the fuck did Sheena get in this?
00:59:36You know, it's like you get off a show like Vanderpump Rules and you think you're able to just, like,
00:59:41go and forge your own path and start over and you don't have to see your old co-workers if
00:59:46you don't want to.
00:59:47Then, sure enough, it all comes back to Sheena.
00:59:50Always.
00:59:51Please.
00:59:51That is my cross to carry.
00:59:55Sheena?
00:59:56Oh, that's bullshit.
00:59:58That's how it started.
00:59:59I don't actually...
00:59:59Demi and I weren't talking.
01:00:00Demi and I weren't talking and Sheena three-way called us.
01:00:03Of course.
01:00:04She just asked if I wanted to patch things up with Demi.
01:00:07That's it.
01:00:08So then I started talking to Demi again, but with Sheena involved.
01:00:11So Sheena calls you and says,
01:00:13Hey, I know that you're mad at Jesse because she stopped talking to you.
01:00:18How would she know that?
01:00:19I confided a lot in Sheena about everything that was going on.
01:00:24Sheena's the cause of so many fucking problems.
01:00:26It always comes back to Sheena.
01:00:28Always.
01:00:29Okay?
01:00:29I don't give a fuck.
01:00:31She's gonna love this.
01:00:32Hi, Sheena.
01:00:34I didn't witness any of, like, the Demi stuff, like, with my eyes.
01:00:37But when I watched it back, I was like, holy fuck.
01:00:40Like, this is an emotional thing.
01:00:44You and Demi were feeling something for each other.
01:00:49I really had feelings for Demi.
01:00:51But it started to get so messy when I started to see her best friend, Jesse.
01:00:58So Demi wanted you to lie about sleeping with Jesse to deflect from your guys' relationship.
01:01:04Is that correct?
01:01:04Is that what you're saying?
01:01:05Demi used my story with Jesse for her own personal gain for multiple reasons,
01:01:09whether it was financially for the show or her own deflection of her own shit
01:01:14that she was going through with her husband.
01:01:15Facts.
01:01:16What do you think?
01:01:17It's super messy.
01:01:19The whole thing.
01:01:19No, but, like, what do you believe?
01:01:21I think you had sex with Jesse.
01:01:23Yeah, me too.
01:01:23I don't think that he fucked me, though.
01:01:26Why is he all of the sudden saying that he lied about it?
01:01:29That it didn't happen?
01:01:30What did you lie about?
01:01:30You're saying that you didn't hook up with Jesse.
01:01:32Yeah, I'm saying that.
01:01:33She thinks I did.
01:01:34What do you mean?
01:01:34You said you did everything but sex in Vegas.
01:01:37You told Sam.
01:01:37But she thinks I had sex with her.
01:01:39I said I didn't have sex with her.
01:01:40Okay.
01:01:41Okay.
01:01:42I mean...
01:01:42Okay.
01:01:43I just...
01:01:45I said I didn't have sex with her.
01:01:46It's infuriating.
01:01:47Because, like, Marciano is just so nice to your face.
01:01:50Nice to my face.
01:01:51He's really lovely with my kids.
01:01:53He's great at his job.
01:01:54But, like, he also is a fucking liar.
01:01:58Why do you lie?
01:01:59This is the reason why I can't be with Marciano because I don't trust him.
01:02:04Which really sucks because he's a good person.
01:02:07But he can never keep his stories or lies straight.
01:02:11It's like, just be authentic.
01:02:12Just be real.
01:02:13If you fucked up, if you had sex with her, just...
01:02:15Just say it.
01:02:16Who cares?
01:02:17Nobody cares at the end of the day.
01:02:19But people care about if you're a liar.
01:02:21Why does none of this make sense?
01:02:23I'm too messy.
01:02:24It's Marciano.
01:02:24I feel like I'm on drugs.
01:02:26You and Jessie hooked up.
01:02:29Yeah.
01:02:30I spent the night at her hotel.
01:02:32That's it.
01:02:33Jesus.
01:02:33The truth is that we didn't have sex.
01:02:35I am a gentleman at the end of the day.
01:02:37And we were trying our best to be as respectful as possible.
01:02:42Oh, God.
01:02:43I do feel bad for everything that happened.
01:02:45And I want to fix it genuinely.
01:02:49No, this is what he does.
01:02:50I told you.
01:02:51You asked me if I had sex with her.
01:02:52I said I didn't.
01:02:52What else do you want?
01:02:53I don't believe you.
01:02:54Marciano isn't the only one that can keep secrets.
01:02:57Because apparently, according to Lisa, the husbands of the Mormon wives are coming as guests.
01:03:02And they'll be here in a few weeks.
01:03:05Which is so fucking crazy.
01:03:10We have Ekansu and her friends coming in to celebrate her birthday.
01:03:13This woman is sculpted from the sun.
01:03:15We're no longer the center of retention.
01:03:16Who the fuck do I go for?
01:03:18They look very cute.
01:03:21You're not married.
01:03:23I felt disrespected.
01:03:24It's not Michael.
01:03:25The guy's very bumpy.
01:03:26Fuck off.
01:03:27I need my popcorn.
01:03:28Should we be toxic?
01:03:31Sam and Hannah.
01:03:32Sam and Hannah.
01:03:32That was news to me.
01:03:33Oh, it's true.
01:03:34I love you.
01:03:35I know.
01:03:35Okay, but then why do you tell me that?
01:03:43Hello?
01:03:43Hello, who is this?
01:03:45Okay, Hagan.
01:03:46We're in the middle of service, please.
01:03:48This is Sam Vanderpump.
01:03:50I want some chocolate to my room upstairs.
01:03:54You sound French.
01:03:55You do not sound British right now.
01:03:57Vee-wee, baby.
01:03:59Hagan, you bastard.
01:04:19I love you.
01:04:21I love you.
01:04:25Hi, you bastard.
01:04:27I love you.
01:04:28Go to the camera.
01:04:28Thank you, boss!
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