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00:01What's your favorite thing about a pig?
00:03They're just as smart as toddlers.
00:05Oh, God. Is that true?
00:06No. They're smart!
00:07I think they're smart in a different way.
00:09What way are they differently smart?
00:11Well, in the way that it's like, you know, it's just hard to compare, like, a human to a pig.
00:15Because it's that idea where, like, if you put your brain in the brain of, like, a fly,
00:19they just, like, wouldn't be able to comprehend it.
00:21But I don't think flies are as smart as pigs.
00:23Right.
00:24But I'm just saying, like, flies can also see different, like, light waves, right?
00:27But people use pig organs for their organs.
00:31Yeah, like, you could get a donor pig organ.
00:33You could get a donor pig organ.
00:34So we're going, if an animal can have an organ in your body, then it's all on the same scale.
00:39I like their curly tails.
00:46What'd you say?
00:47I like their curly tails.
00:49Hi, I'm Becca Scott, and welcome to Parlor Room, where we play our favorite board games with your favorite people.
00:55Each episode, we invite a new guest to bring a game of their choosing,
00:58and a group of goobers to tell us about tonight's game.
01:01We have someone who would not stop emailing us about said game.
01:05It's Vic Mikaela.
01:06What's up?
01:07Hi.
01:08Hello.
01:09Stop.
01:10Vic.
01:11Vic.
01:11Vic.
01:12Vic.
01:13Vic.
01:13Vic.
01:16Vic.
01:18Vic.
01:21Vic.
01:27Vic.
01:29Vic.
01:29Vic.
01:30Vic.
01:31Vic.
01:31Vic.
01:31Vic.
01:31Vic.
01:38Vic.
01:43Vic.
01:44Howdy, I mean, howdy.
01:46The energy just shifted in the room.
01:48Receive it, receive it, receive it.
01:51Howdy.
01:51Over here we have a doll come to life
01:54for the very first time today, it's Talia Tavid.
01:58Wow.
01:58Receive it.
01:59Thank you, I'm taking it easily right now.
02:02Meditation extraordinaire, Askermontoya.
02:07Receive it, receiving it, receiving, receiving.
02:10And my favorite of all the witches,
02:13the fourth witch, Kimya Maparnia.
02:15Stop.
02:16Receive it.
02:17No.
02:19Okay, Vick, tell us in your own words,
02:22in whatever accent feels most appropriate,
02:25why you love Pass the Pigs.
02:26Pretty fun.
02:29Pretty fun.
02:31I think you got it.
02:32What a beautiful thing to say.
02:35Now I will tell you the beautiful rules.
02:38I would love that.
02:41In Pass the Pigs, players take turns rolling a set of pig-shaped dice.
02:46Depending on how the pigs land, players either earn points or risk losing it all.
02:50The first to 100 points wins.
02:53On your turn, roll the pigs.
02:56Positions like the Sider, Trotter, Razorback, Snouter, Leaning Jowler, or a combination of
03:04the above earned points.
03:06Then you can choose to roll again, or cash your points, and-
03:10Pass.
03:11The.
03:12Pigs.
03:14Then you pass them to the next player.
03:15But beware.
03:16If you roll a pig out, you lose all the points you've earned on your turn, and your turn ends.
03:21You might even roll an oinker and lose all the points you've gained in the game so far.
03:27But there's no way you could ever roll a piggyback, which is lucky because then you'd
03:32be eliminated from the game altogether and we'd make you leave the set.
03:35But I suppose anything is possible when you-
03:38Pass.
03:39The.
03:40Pigs.
03:43Are we ready to play?
03:44Yay!
03:45Oink!
03:45Which one of us is a good little piggy?
03:47People would pay money-
03:48Uh oh.
03:49To have you say that.
03:49Oh they are.
03:50Well they just did.
03:51Can you do it in an ASMR voice right into your close-up?
03:54One normal, one in the accent.
03:56You're a sick little pig.
03:57And then in an accent?
03:58And then in the accent.
03:59Oh you're such a sick little pig.
04:03Vic, as the expert on the way these pigs can land, you're going to be the number one
04:08yeller of names.
04:09I'm going to do my best to keep a running total of the points.
04:13And anybody else can use your little book to just draw pictures of pigs.
04:17So I'm really good at knowing where they land after I've thrown them.
04:20Come on, Vic.
04:20Well let's see some pigs!
04:22Come on!
04:22Wait, is this-
04:22Hold on!
04:24And I love that we're having fun.
04:25I love this, I love this.
04:26I need it to be so quiet.
04:28For you to shake, Vic?
04:30And here we go.
04:33Razorback!
04:33Okay, that is a Razorback.
04:35That is five points.
04:36I'm going to keep going.
04:37Okay, points on the board.
04:38Official point.
04:39No, not officially.
04:39You got a pass before that.
04:40And so that is a-
04:42It's a pig out.
04:42It's a pig out.
04:43See, two dots is a cider.
04:45One up, one down.
04:47Pig out.
04:47Canadian bacon.
04:48She's Canadian bacon.
04:49Canadian bacon.
04:50She's thick and she's cooked.
04:53Okay, Razorback.
04:54Five points.
04:55I don't know what-
04:56Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
04:58Pig out.
04:58No, pig out.
04:59That is a pig out.
05:00Oh, and that's a pig out.
05:01Oh my gosh.
05:02What happens if three people get a Razorback and a pig out in a row?
05:05Nothing, but I love where your head's at.
05:07Is this a pig you know?
05:09Oh, that's cute.
05:09Are you kidding me?
05:10If you could focus on the game a little bit more.
05:13Wait, everyone draw a pig.
05:14Okay.
05:15Jacob, your turn!
05:15Okay, let's do it.
05:16Do better than that.
05:18Come on.
05:19Okay!
05:20Oh, oh!
05:20A leaning Jowler!
05:22That is not a Jowler.
05:23That is a Jowler.
05:25That is a Jowler.
05:25That is a Snowler.
05:26It's a Snowler.
05:27It's a Snowler.
05:28A Jowler is to the side leaning against one ear.
05:32And it is worth more points.
05:33That's a Snowler and a Trotter.
05:34A Trotter and a Trotter.
05:35A Trotter and a Trotter.
05:35A Trotter and a Trotter is for 15 points.
05:37There you go.
05:38That's huge.
05:38That's huge for me.
05:39But I think nothing's on the board.
05:41Are you gonna roll it?
05:42You're not gonna pass?
05:43You gotta bank it.
05:43I'm gonna go again.
05:45Yeah, right?
05:45You're risking your 15.
05:47You got it!
05:48That's a count.
05:48Double Razorback.
05:49Razorback.
05:50It counts if you roll outside of the field?
05:52I don't have time to reroll a million times.
05:54If it's on the table, we'll keep it.
05:56They're allowed to babe.
05:57They're allowed to go to the city.
05:58I'm gonna really chill out here.
05:59This is the farm.
06:00This is the city.
06:01They're allowed to babe?
06:01Oh, that's a babe.
06:03The pigs are allowed to babe.
06:04They're allowed to go visit the city.
06:05Now, city is middle or country is middle?
06:08No, so country is the grass.
06:09Country is green.
06:09Country is the grass.
06:10City is outside.
06:11And it's kind of a commentary because the city is surrounding the country.
06:14You know what I mean?
06:15What is it a commentary of?
06:16Oh, if it's on the table, you're in the water.
06:17Just sort of how farmland is so small and the city is so big.
06:22Gets more voting rights than people.
06:23Yeah, and it's electoral college.
06:26Is it my turn yet?
06:27Is it my turn yet?
06:28No, because Jacob's still going.
06:30I'm gonna go one more because I'm feeling spicy.
06:32Okay, 35.
06:34Single Razorback.
06:34I'm gonna cruise out.
06:36Okay, 40 points on the board.
06:38That's a cat.
06:38That's a cat.
06:40That's a cat.
06:40What if you saw the nose and the curly tail?
06:43Right.
06:44Oh, and if you think about the nose and the curly tail, it's sort of a cat.
06:47Am I going, baby?
06:47Let's go.
06:48Your pig is holding a gun?
06:50Is that a stogie?
06:51It's smoking, yeah.
06:52Is your pig threatening me?
06:53I think it's hard to be a pig.
06:55That's a city pig.
06:56Yeah, that's a city pig.
06:57This is a city pig.
06:58Yeah.
06:58On its mandatory 15.
07:00Come on, Talia.
07:02Okay, that's a Razorback.
07:03That's a Jowler.
07:04Where?
07:05That's a leaning Jowler.
07:06We go from the gravitational pull of the earth and up.
07:10Okay, all right.
07:10Five points.
07:10Thank God we're considering gravity.
07:13Oh.
07:13Thank God.
07:14How many points does Jacob have on the board?
07:1640.
07:1740.
07:17You've got to do better.
07:18We've got to get to 45.
07:19Talia, don't.
07:20One.
07:21That's a cider.
07:21That's a double cider.
07:22Six.
07:24You should bail.
07:25Wow.
07:26And that is a pig out.
07:27And I told you you should bail.
07:28You should listen to me.
07:29If you ever talk to me like that.
07:31Yes, ma'am.
07:33All right, Oscar.
07:33You got this.
07:34Here we go.
07:35I love you, honey.
07:36Okay, that is a Razorback.
07:38Five points.
07:38Good run, good run.
07:39Upside down Jowler.
07:40Which is also known as a Razorback.
07:44Upside down Jowler.
07:45Spend more time in this.
07:46Oh, double Razorback.
07:48Double Razorback.
07:49Double Razorback.
07:50Up to 25.
07:50Double Razorback.
07:51My competition has arrived.
07:52Are you going to bank it or are you going to keep on rolling?
07:54One more.
07:55One more.
07:56I won't pick out.
07:57You know why?
07:58I need to win it.
07:59Side her.
08:00Side her.
08:0026 points.
08:01Yeah, of course.
08:02Pick out.
08:03One more, one more.
08:04Oscar.
08:06No.
08:06I'm not going to.
08:08Yee-haw.
08:09And so you did pick out.
08:11I take responsibility because I yelled yee-haw.
08:14And I feel like that was not helpful.
08:16No, it was very helpful.
08:17Yee-haw helped.
08:18We knew it.
08:18Come on, Mecca.
08:19We saved it so hard.
08:20Go pigs!
08:22That's tough.
08:23I think the pigs are playing hard to get.
08:25Yeah.
08:25You got to zone out all of this and you got to focus on this.
08:27Just roll.
08:28Roll big.
08:29If we could be like so.
08:30Oh my.
08:31I hate to do this.
08:32If we could be just like a little silent.
08:35A little completely don't breathe too loud.
08:36Still not fun.
08:39Okay, it worked.
08:40It worked.
08:40I got a mixed double.
08:41That is a trotter and a Razorback.
08:44That's pretend.
08:45Mixed double?
08:46Yeah.
08:46The question is, do I stay on the board and move on or do I keep going?
08:51Roll again.
08:52You want to know what I think?
08:53I think you should roll teeth big up.
08:54Move on.
08:54See, look, he's sweating.
08:56Keep rolling.
08:57I couldn't be more chillman then.
08:58I'm going to do one more roll.
08:59Do it.
09:00This is the vibe for today.
09:01You put a bunch of hand sanitizer and then it's halfway there.
09:05I'm good.
09:09Okay.
09:09Double mix double.
09:11It was a side relief.
09:13Double mix double.
09:14They're making up stuff.
09:16It's a double mix double.
09:18It's a double mix double.
09:20It's a double mix double.
09:21It's a double mix double.
09:22I feel like you're worrying McDonald's.
09:23It's a double mix double.
09:24I'm like one double McDouble y'all.
09:26Double mix double.
09:29And I'm going to pass the pig.
09:34Big Y.
09:35You were on fire.
09:36No, but that's it.
09:37It's like you get high on the high.
09:39Oh, Vicky.
09:40Oh my God.
09:41That's a leaning jowler.
09:42That's a leaning.
09:43It is not a leaning jowler you pigged out, unfortunately.
09:46It's kind of a Razorback.
09:47It's a Razorback.
09:47I would give that a Razorback.
09:48I think it's half and half.
09:49I think that's a re-roll.
09:50It's a re-roll.
09:50I would give it a five points Razorback.
09:53I'm not good at this game.
09:54Aww.
09:55I don't even know why you guys invited me here today.
09:57Come on, roll one more time.
09:58I don't think that I should even be here.
10:01Probably time to hit the road then.
10:02Oh!
10:03Whoa!
10:05Mix double!
10:06Whoa!
10:06This is a mixed double.
10:07Stop saying mixed double.
10:09That's not a thing here.
10:09It is a mixed double.
10:11It's technically a mixed double.
10:13Where does it say mixed double all day?
10:15I see it on my page.
10:17It says it from the, it's written in my heart.
10:19Okay, so we have a snouter and a Razorback.
10:22The words mixed double, how many points in your heart is that?
10:26Am I in second place?
10:27You're in third place currently, if you beg.
10:30Wait, you're walking away.
10:31You gotta roll again.
10:32I want to be second place.
10:33Jacob is trying to sabotage.
10:34Wait, you want to be third place?
10:36What do you think the-
10:37Okay, by all means.
10:38Okay, and that is a Razorback.
10:40Am I in second place yet?
10:41You are tied for second place.
10:42Tied for second place.
10:43One more.
10:44One more.
10:44With you?
10:45I have to go again.
10:46Don't say it like that.
10:48No, there's been a sighter.
10:49Double Razorback!
10:5020 points to 40!
10:51You're in the lead!
10:52Am I in second place?
10:53Tied for first.
10:54Oh, how do I get minus points?
10:57What?
10:58Trying to stay second.
10:58No one comes for second place.
11:00You know what I mean?
11:00That's insane.
11:01Trying to stay a queen.
11:02Wait, so are you going to pass the pig?
11:04Pass the pig!
11:05Pass the pig!
11:06Pass the pig.
11:07I just want to show everybody the pig that I drew.
11:09Oh!
11:10Oh, butt up.
11:11Why is it throwing its ass like that?
11:13It's kind of-
11:13Why not?
11:14It's kind of mixed media.
11:15Yeah.
11:16Well, I updated mine.
11:17I like the dimension.
11:18Oh, that's a heart.
11:19It's in love now.
11:20Wait, this is mine.
11:21With who?
11:22Oh, yours looks like a ghost.
11:23I didn't even draw one.
11:25Why'd you say a ghost?
11:26It looks like a ghost pig.
11:27You got time?
11:27Oh, I see.
11:28Because it doesn't like-
11:29I found another cigarette.
11:30Double stoke.
11:31Why is it drinking?
11:32What is it drinking?
11:33It's not drinking anything.
11:34It's two cigarettes.
11:36That's a cigarette?
11:37All right.
11:37Well, I was drawing a pig, but I've been asked to do a recap of the points.
11:41So, in first place, we have K-K-Kame-O!
11:44Shocking.
11:45And Jacob.
11:46Congratulations.
11:46It's a tie.
11:47It's a tie.
11:48It's a tie for first.
11:49Second place, we have Big with 20 points.
11:51First to 100 wins.
11:53The rest of us, big ol' goose eggs.
11:55That's where we're at.
11:56I'm gonna go back to drawing a pig as Jacob takes his turn.
11:59Yeah, I'm not Brent.
12:00Okay, we got a trotter and a Razorback for a mixed double.
12:04Double.
12:05How many points is that?
12:07For a mixed double, 10 points.
12:09That's 20 points right there?
12:10Trotter and a Razorback, mixed double the points.
12:14It just means two things.
12:16Right?
12:17Oh, I get it.
12:18I get it.
12:18I get it.
12:19Pig out.
12:20And that's okay.
12:21I'm devastated, but I'm calm about it.
12:23You're baking.
12:24And I don't care that much.
12:25You look upset.
12:26Feeling super normal about pigging out.
12:28Okay, everybody focus on Jacob.
12:32That is a cider.
12:34Okay, one point.
12:35Good play.
12:35That was a good play.
12:37Wait, so is it a cider if it's double no dots?
12:40Either double dots or double no dots.
12:42If it's a mixed.
12:42If it's a mixed.
12:44There's no mixed double for a cider.
12:46That's a Razorback.
12:47That's a Razorback.
12:48That's a Razorback.
12:48That's a mixed double.
12:49That's not a mixed double.
12:51Oh, really?
12:52The mixed cider does not count.
12:53Oh, really?
12:54There you go.
12:55That's a double double.
12:56Hey!
12:57That's not a double double.
12:58That's not a double double.
12:59That's a mixed double.
13:00That's animal style.
13:01That's not a mixed double.
13:02That was a Razorback.
13:03That's animal style.
13:04That was not animal style.
13:06Give me a grilled cheese.
13:07Give me a grilled cheese.
13:13That's a double raiser bag.
13:16That's a double raiser bag.
13:18Are you going to bank your 31?
13:18Girl, that's a single double.
13:20I'm going to pass that pig.
13:22Nice.
13:23Well done.
13:24Well done.
13:25So there's three people at 40 right now?
13:2740, 40, 31, 20.
13:30Okay.
13:31Oh, my gosh.
13:32I think that's a double pig out.
13:33Hey, here's my best pig.
13:35Hey, that's a lion.
13:36That's a lion.
13:36That's a lion.
13:37That's a cute little lion.
13:39That's a lion.
13:39It's kind of holding a pacifier.
13:41No, that's a lion.
13:41It's a meow.
13:42It's a meow.
13:43Anyway, I'm going to roll.
13:44Good luck.
13:45Great.
13:46I'm going to make eye contact when I roll.
13:48And you pig down.
13:50Maybe somebody else's eye contact.
13:51I don't know if I'm your eye contact guy.
13:54I shouldn't have eaten bacon this morning.
13:57I'm rolling, so I do need it, and I love this.
14:00I love it.
14:00You love it.
14:01I love the energy.
14:02Oh, my.
14:03That was too intimate.
14:04That's a pig out.
14:05That is a cider.
14:06Wow.
14:06Nice try.
14:08One point?
14:08That's one point.
14:09Okay.
14:11Razorback trotter.
14:11That is a mixed double.
14:13A mixed mixed double.
14:14Oh, that's a mixed double of a trotter and a Razorback mixed double.
14:19It's a mixed double.
14:20I joined you, but you asked me to be quiet.
14:24Once I've rolled, then all bets off.
14:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:27Vic is rolling.
14:32That's true, Dahlia.
14:34I'm a rule follower, baby.
14:36Oh!
14:37Five.
14:37Five points for a Razorback.
14:3916.
14:40Pig out.
14:4241.
14:43Yes.
14:43I'm done.
14:43I'm done.
14:44Pause.
14:45So you would be in the lead by one point.
14:47The way that the points are being handled feels way...
14:51The fuck is handling the points?
14:53No, they're not touching.
14:54That's a touch.
14:55They are not touching.
14:55Wait, wait.
14:56Oh, wait, wait, wait.
14:56They are not touching.
14:58They're not touching.
14:59So if they're touching, that's an oinker, and all your scores reset to zero.
15:03Was not touching.
15:04Okay.
15:04But that was one point, so now you're at...
15:05Was not touching.
15:06Oh, no.
15:07Twenty-two.
15:07We saw it.
15:09We believe you.
15:09You dropped the pig.
15:10You dropped the pig.
15:11You dropped the pig.
15:12You have to apologize.
15:13That would be really nice to Kimmy.
15:14You have to apologize to the pig.
15:15Apologize to the pig.
15:16You dropped it on the floor.
15:17It went to the slaughterhouse.
15:18Do they have names?
15:18We should name them.
15:18You can name them.
15:19Let me think about it, and I will announce the names sort of in like a grand reveal.
15:23That's awesome.
15:24I'm going to...
15:25Pass.
15:26That.
15:26Pig.
15:27All right.
15:28In the lead with 42 points.
15:30And eventually name that pig.
15:31Okay, Kimmy is at 40, currently in second place, where she loves to be.
15:35Take it home.
15:36There it is.
15:37That's the strategy.
15:38This energy is working for you.
15:40I bet you can go all the way this time.
15:43So I'm in second place right now, and I'd love to pass the pig.
15:49You have to roll.
15:50That's insane.
15:52You got this.
15:54One.
15:54Cider.
15:55Do you want to pass with one?
15:56Yeah, you're in second.
15:57If you pass.
15:58The pig.
15:58No one comes for second place.
15:5941.
16:00But yeah.
16:01Also, nobody wins in second place.
16:05Very impressive to stay in second.
16:07Wow.
16:08Raise your back.
16:09Raise your back.
16:09Should we all have farm names?
16:11Is that kind of fun?
16:11Yeah.
16:12Oh, you never got to introduce your real name.
16:14Okay.
16:14I'll be corn.
16:16Okay.
16:16I'll be...
16:17Call me Tractor.
16:19Oh.
16:19Tractor.
16:20You should be Tractor.
16:22I'm Tractor.
16:22You're barely playing the game.
16:24Let me have something.
16:26No, you take it.
16:27I want to be 90's VHS tape Rock-A-Doodle-Doo.
16:30Rock-A-Doodle-Doo.
16:3190's VHS tape Rock-A-Doodle-Doo.
16:33Corn Tractor Rock-A-Doodle-Doo.
16:34Yeah.
16:35And if everybody could be deathly silent while I roll.
16:37Right.
16:37Oh, okay.
16:38No, say your name.
16:38No, no, no.
16:39I'll use your roll to think of my name.
16:40Okay, great.
16:41Okay, mine is Silo.
16:42Silo.
16:42Silo.
16:43That's cute.
16:43That rocks.
16:44That's a good name.
16:46Cider.
16:47Cider.
16:48Wow.
16:48What's something on the farm?
16:50Okay.
16:51Pig in the City, and we have a razor.
16:53How many points is Pig in the City?
16:54Pig in the City's not on here, but if your pig goes to the city three times, then your pig
16:58gets a liberal arts degree.
16:59Yes.
17:00Which you think would be fun, but ends up being kind of annoying.
17:04It's sort of a trap.
17:05It's a trap.
17:06It's in a double-loaded semester.
17:07Oh.
17:08I'm so sorry.
17:09So then, theoretically, that's a pig out.
17:11A pig out.
17:12And that's okay.
17:13You have a lot of points already.
17:14It's fine.
17:14Still in third place with 40.
17:16Will it be annoying if I want my nickname to be Pig?
17:19No, that rocks.
17:20No, not at all.
17:20It should have been mine.
17:22I thought of mine.
17:22I thought of mine.
17:23Okay.
17:24Quack-mia, barn-pork-mia.
17:28Do you like it?
17:29I don't love it.
17:30Okay.
17:30Okay, that's good.
17:32Raise your back.
17:32Five points.
17:33Raise your back.
17:33I don't think I want it.
17:34I don't think I want it.
17:35I'm not into it.
17:36I'm not feeling it.
17:37It's only five.
17:38You got this.
17:39Pork-mia.
17:40Barn.
17:41Okay, we got a mixed double.
17:45With cheese.
17:46Razorback and a trotter.
17:48Up to 15.
17:48Razorback and a trotter.
17:49I never said it.
17:50Mixed double.
17:51Mixed double.
17:52Cider for one.
17:53One more time.
17:54Actually, what do you think?
17:55Come on.
17:55Okay, I don't want to be called Pig anymore.
17:57He said that was your name.
17:59It felt bad when I tried.
18:00But then you looked at me in the face and then I thought, I don't love it.
18:04I don't love it.
18:04I don't try it.
18:05You wouldn't know until you tried it out.
18:06Pass the Pig.
18:08Yay!
18:08All right, current point score.
18:09Talia, 47.
18:11Bic, 42.
18:12Kimia, 41.
18:14Jacob, 40.
18:15Oscar and me are just special.
18:16Oscar, you're not on the board?
18:18I'm not on the board.
18:19I got a little too ambitious.
18:20Yeah, I got a new name that I was thinking instead of Rock-a-Doodle-Doo.
18:23Okay.
18:24I think my name's Quacknia.
18:26No, no, no, no, that's mine.
18:27Barn Porknia.
18:28No, that's mine.
18:29It's right here.
18:29Okay, I want to be called Horse.
18:31Okay, Horse.
18:32You got it, Horse.
18:33Quacknia.
18:33Silo is rolling.
18:35Silo!
18:37I feel like yours is spelled with a P.
18:39Okay, yeah.
18:40It is a pig out with a pig in the city.
18:42But a pig in the city, which means?
18:43So you get one more pig in the city and then this pig is going to college.
18:46You have a credit, yeah.
18:47Okay, I'm a freshman.
18:48I'm a freshman.
18:48Okay, that's like you're like, well, Razorback!
18:51It worked!
18:52I was just going to keep going.
18:54Yeah, keep going, keep going.
18:55I'm going to go double Razorback.
18:57Oh.
18:57Single Razorback.
18:58So good, you're in.
18:59Razor.
19:00Single Razorback, 15.
19:02I'll bank it, I'll bank it.
19:03Are you going to pass the pig?
19:04Pass the pig!
19:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:06Thig is rolling!
19:08And so remember, and I'm rolling!
19:10No, I'm sorry.
19:10Corn is rolling.
19:11Corn is rolling.
19:12Corn is rolling.
19:12Thank you for using my Christian name.
19:14I love corn!
19:15Christian corn.
19:16I love corn.
19:17Oh, yeah.
19:17We'll show you later.
19:18Sider.
19:19I gotta go big.
19:20Slow start.
19:21You're coming in.
19:22Double Razorback!
19:23Wait a second!
19:24Oh my god.
19:25If you bank it, it brings you to the lead.
19:27Oh my god, I wish I had a fish to show off.
19:29What's your fish's name?
19:30My fish's name?
19:31I don't name things that I'm going to eat.
19:33Did you name those yet?
19:34Yes, I did.
19:35Do we want the official name in there?
19:36Oh, okay.
19:36Hold on, big reveal.
19:37Big episode reveal.
19:39Pig number one's name is Orson.
19:41Oh.
19:42Orson.
19:42As in Orson Welles, as in Animal Farm.
19:45That's right.
19:45I was going to say 1984.
19:46And this pig has a very special name.
19:49It's a family name.
19:50Okay.
19:50And it's beautiful and it's gorgeous.
19:52Do you have a name or are you sort of stalling?
19:53I don't think so.
19:54And it's like, it's contemporary.
19:56Three, two, one.
19:58Three, two, one.
19:59Behind the paywall.
20:00Cynthia.
20:01Cynthia is your family name?
20:03Cynthia in Orson.
20:03Or the pig's family name?
20:05Are you going to roll for Cynthia?
20:06I'm going to roll for Cynthia.
20:07Corn is rolling.
20:08Babe in the city.
20:10One.
20:10Cider.
20:11Cider.
20:11You're at 21, now you're at 22.
20:14I could go for some apple cider right now.
20:16Okay.
20:16Razorback?
20:17A farm reference?
20:18I think you're getting too close to the sun.
20:20Corn.
20:20Corn on the cob.
20:22Corn on the cob.
20:23Oh!
20:24Razorback again!
20:25That's for 47.
20:26I stand corrected.
20:27I stand corrected.
20:28Now you're at 47 adding to the board.
20:29Are you going to bank that?
20:30Are you not at 100 yet?
20:32Didn't we crush this?
20:33It's over?
20:3447 plus 40.
20:36You want to go home?
20:37No, no.
20:38That's going to put you at 89.
20:40You're 11 points off.
20:4189?
20:41Bail, bail, bail.
20:42No, do it.
20:43Do it, babe.
20:44In the city.
20:44Oh!
20:46You're six away from winning.
20:48You can roll.
20:49You can roll.
20:49One more.
20:50See?
20:51See?
20:5352 plus another five for 57.
20:56Hold that fish.
20:58You're at 99.
21:00Ah!
21:0199!
21:02One more.
21:02Get a cider or a pig out.
21:04Put the fish down.
21:04Put the fish down.
21:05Okay, wait.
21:06Here we go.
21:06Can everybody say one nice thing at the same time?
21:08Three, two, one.
21:09What about you?
21:10Silence.
21:11Pig out.
21:12Pig out.
21:12Pig out!
21:14Honestly, I don't know.
21:16You idiot.
21:17All right, we got to do a speed round.
21:19Somebody's got to win.
21:20Just roll.
21:23Razorback.
21:23That would put you into second.
21:26I'm not going to say what it sounds like.
21:27Stop.
21:28Not pig.
21:30Why are you doing that?
21:32Second place gets you nothing.
21:34Razorback.
21:35Keep going.
21:36Keep going.
21:37Pig out.
21:37And that's a pig out.
21:38I'm sorry.
21:38I don't care.
21:39I'm sure to hang.
21:39What's the difference between y'all's names?
21:41Of course.
21:43Pig out.
21:44Oscar's turn to get on the board.
21:44That's what I wanted.
21:45Pig out.
21:45I'm getting on the board with this.
21:48Double razorback.
21:48Double razorback.
21:50Hey, babe in the city.
21:51Keep going.
21:52You know what?
21:52I will be passing the pig.
21:54On the board with 20.
21:56Straight double.
21:56Straight?
21:57Straight double.
21:58I don't know.
21:58Roll better next time.
21:59I don't know what to tell you.
22:00I'm going to do a double trotter.
22:01I'm going to do a double.
22:02Hey!
22:04Trotter.
22:05Trotter.
22:06Trotter.
22:07Okay.
22:07Raise your back.
22:08Raise your back.
22:09Raise your back.
22:10Pig out.
22:12Wow.
22:12Here we go.
22:12My luck was changing a little.
22:14Oh!
22:15Leaning jowler.
22:16No, that's not a leaning jowler.
22:17That's a snouter.
22:1810 points.
22:18Snouter.
22:19Vic wishes it was a leaning jowler.
22:21Snouter.
22:22Pig out.
22:23One.
22:23So that's 11.
22:25Pig out.
22:26Pig out.
22:27But it is in the city.
22:28Here we go.
22:29Pig out in the city.
22:29That's my first pig out in the city, which means I have two more.
22:31You're a freshman.
22:32You're a freshman.
22:33I know this is crazy, but let's give Kimia all our attention.
22:36We've got to find a winner in here.
22:38Yeah, yeah.
22:38We've got to do it.
22:39Somebody's got to win this one.
22:40One.
22:41One point.
22:4247.
22:42It's a sider.
22:44You're currently in first.
22:45Kimia, you have to.
22:47Who's Kimia?
22:48Speed round, speed round.
22:49Quacknia.
22:50Quacknia.
22:50Five.
22:51Six points total.
22:52That was a Razorback.
22:53Razorback.
22:54Razorback.
22:55Razorback.
22:56Okay.
22:57Just win this game.
22:59Razorback.
22:59Oh my god.
23:00Six.
23:00Sixteen.
23:02Razorback.
23:03Oh my god.
23:05Take out.
23:06Take out.
23:06I'm a second though now, right?
23:08Okay, should we see how fast we can go around the table?
23:10You were in another, like, stage.
23:11What do you think we've been doing?
23:14Razorback.
23:16Razorback.
23:18Razorback.
23:26Two pigs in the city.
23:28You can get up to 60.
23:29I'm at 60 right now.
23:30I'm at 60 right now.
23:31If you bank it.
23:32I'm gonna go one more.
23:33Are you sure?
23:34Quacknia, be careful.
23:35Two.
23:36Oh my gosh.
23:36Mixed double in the city.
23:38Mixed double in the city.
23:39And I have my college degree.
23:40And guess what?
23:41Philosophy!
23:42Yeah!
23:45You're in 30.
23:47Would you like to bank them?
23:48I'm gonna bank those and shoot for first.
23:50Horses rolling.
23:52Five.
23:53Razorback.
23:55And one.
23:56One.
23:56Cider.
23:57It's working.
23:58No, it works if we look at you.
23:59You're getting less points.
24:00That's one.
24:02It's working.
24:03Get there one point at a time, babe.
24:04Now you're at seven.
24:05Five.
24:06Okay, that's nice.
24:07That's a Razorback.
24:08Am I close?
24:0912.
24:09Am I close?
24:10But am I close?
24:11Close to what?
24:1212?
24:13You would be at 59.
24:15That would be really close to Jacob, actually.
24:16That's not enough for me.
24:17Okay.
24:18That's a Razorback.
24:19Okay.
24:21Two pigs in the city!
24:23Now we're talking giddy up, baby!
24:26Two Razorbacks in the city at the audience.
24:29That's a straight Razorback in the city.
24:3137 plus...
24:32Bank 37 plus 47.
24:35Because it's a straight double.
24:3684?
24:37It's not a mixed double.
24:38If you bank it.
24:38Pass that pig, I just spit.
24:40We're in the city, so I'll call it a bisexual double.
24:4237 for 84.
24:43Come down to being forced, really.
24:44Talia's now in first place with 84.
24:47That's a Razorback.
24:48It's electric.
24:49Razorback on the farm.
24:49The board is electric.
24:50Rain is moving.
24:51That's a pig out.
24:51That's a pig out.
24:52No, it's not.
24:53This is my big day.
24:54It is.
24:55And it was.
24:56That's a pig out.
24:57That's a pig out.
24:58It is so tough.
24:59I know, so fast.
25:01Five, Razorback.
25:02Five, five.
25:02Okay.
25:03That's a pig out.
25:04That's a pig out.
25:05Okay, quacky.
25:06That's a pig out.
25:07Oh, wait.
25:08Oh, wait.
25:09Oh, no.
25:09Second place.
25:11Oh!
25:12Snowder.
25:13Snowder and Razorback.
25:14Mixed double on the farm.
25:15Mixed double on the farm.
25:16Mixed double on the farm.
25:18Mixed double on the farm.
25:19And a Razorback.
25:1915.
25:20You can do it.
25:21You have plenty of room to stay.
25:22You can do it.
25:23Oh, no.
25:26Sad roll.
25:26Oh.
25:28Just barely in the city, too.
25:30Barely.
25:31Barely.
25:32So bad.
25:32Community college.
25:33Community college.
25:35One.
25:36One.
25:36One.
25:37I just need a quick 30.
25:38Quick 30.
25:40Five.
25:40Five for six.
25:41Five for six.
25:44Oh.
25:45Double dope.
25:46Oh.
25:46That's a Razorback in the city.
25:47Razorback in the city.
25:48Razorback in the city.
25:49Okay, that puts you at 11.
25:51I'm gonna keep going.
25:52Yeah.
25:53Oh, that's bad.
25:53Oh, that was bad.
25:55I didn't like that roll.
25:56That pig was attached to you.
25:58Horses rolling.
26:00Oh.
26:01Mixed double on the farm.
26:03Mixed double on the farm.
26:04Mixed double on the farm.
26:05Mixed double on the farm.
26:06Mixed double on the farm.
26:06Mixed double on the farm.
26:06That's gonna put you at 94.
26:08It was a Razorback in the water.
26:10Horse.
26:11That clock is that.
26:12Oh.
26:14That's a double.
26:15That's a double.
26:15That's a double.
26:16That's a double.
26:16Good luck.
26:17With a final score of 114 points.
26:21The game goes to tell ya.
26:23A.K.A.
26:25Horse.
26:26Vic, it's time for our boarder.
26:29Yeah.
26:32What'd you bring for us today?
26:34I brought a snack for somebody that means a lot to me
26:36and that has gotten me through some really tough times.
26:39Oh.
26:39And somebody who is kind of like my mentor
26:42and also somebody that encompasses a lot of sort of like
26:46what I want to be in a person.
26:48I kind of need this right now.
26:49Is maybe one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in my life.
26:52That's definitely me.
26:52Stop it.
26:53And that's Jacob Wysocki.
26:54This is a hundred hamburgers.
26:57Finally.
26:59Your dream.
27:00Thank you Vic.
27:01Should I toss them to people?
27:02Yeah.
27:03Yeah.
27:03Ready?
27:04Toss the hogs.
27:06You almost made it.
27:07That was too crazy.
27:07Talia?
27:08Nah.
27:08Pass.
27:10The.
27:11Burger.
27:13Right in the eye.
27:15You ready?
27:15No.
27:16Oh.
27:17You're sort of pelting.
27:18Okay fine.
27:19More in the air.
27:19Is it in my mouth or in my hands?
27:21Yeah.
27:22First catch.
27:23Not only do I wouldn't pass the pigs.
27:25I wouldn't pass the burger.
27:27Do you want one hand?
27:28I don't think you should be doing it overhand.
27:30Oh we got plates guys.
27:33Oh no need.
27:34So Wysocki you claim to eat a hundred burgers.
27:37No I could.
27:38I could.
27:39Well last time Vic brought cheese.
27:41Yeah.
27:42And you didn't like it.
27:43I didn't like the cheese.
27:44You were pretty pissed at the cheese.
27:45And then I was asked what's my favorite food and I said a hundred burgers.
27:48What's your favorite food?
27:49Hundred burgers.
27:50Right now.
27:51If you ever get to be the special guest we will have to have exactly one hundred burgers.
27:56How many burgers have you eaten Vic?
27:58I'm working on it.
27:59Just one?
28:00Mhm.
28:01I almost got one now.
28:02I think if you throw me one more I'll throw up.
28:04Okay.
28:04I'll do two trivia questions then you'll win a prize if you get it right.
28:08Here's the first trivia question.
28:09Give me an ace one.
28:10When was the first pig invented?
28:12Invented?
28:13No.
28:14In the garden.
28:14Oh I can't wait to learn.
28:16When was the pig first invented?
28:1715.
28:18No.
28:18Before that they only had boars.
28:20780.
28:21No.
28:22Just win.
28:23Win wins the pig invented?
28:25Wait the right answer was just win?
28:27Yeah.
28:28Okay here's another trivia question.
28:29Another one.
28:30I love this game.
28:30Okay.
28:31How many pigs is too many pigs?
28:327.
28:332.
28:33Nope.
28:34Infinity.
28:35No.
28:36300.
28:37I think mine was right.
28:37There we go.
28:39You looked at me like I was close.
28:41Okay.
28:42What is my favorite musical?
28:43Jesus Christ Superstar.
28:44Oh that's a really good one.
28:46Which version?
28:46Enter Lloyd Webber's first original cast.
28:48It doesn't have to be the year but the cast.
28:49No.
28:50There could be multiple answers but that one's wrong for sure.
28:52There could be multiple answers.
28:54Yeah.
28:54Wicked.
28:55That can't be true.
28:56A high school production of Urinetown.
28:59Oh that's a great answer.
29:01Oh what a end!
29:03There it is.
29:04Beautiful.
29:05Well if everybody's had their fill of burgers I think it's time that we give these pigs our full attention
29:10as they deserve.
29:12And come on in for game two.
29:16I think it's time we level up our pig game a little bit.
29:19Whoa.
29:19Yeah cause that first game.
29:21Very good job Talia.
29:22Incredibly won.
29:23Here's what I think we should do.
29:24There's an extra rule.
29:25Which is called the hog call.
29:28What's a hog call you ask?
29:29It's when you say.
29:31Swooee!
29:33Before someone rolls.
29:34This means we all freeze.
29:36We don't roll yet.
29:37That person calls exactly what the pig shot's gonna be.
29:40Big time.
29:41Is it gonna be a trotter and a razorback?
29:43I don't know.
29:44Shout it out.
29:44If the person who did the hog call gets it right.
29:48They get to steal those points that the person would have gotten and double them.
29:53But if you are wrong and it wasn't exactly what you said the pigs would be doing.
29:59Then you lose double the points of that value.
30:03I see.
30:05What are these coins you ask?
30:07What are these coins?
30:08What are these coins?
30:09If you want to be a super fan you can get some of these coins.
30:11That's beside the fact of what we're doing here.
30:13What we're doing here?
30:14Prop bets people.
30:16Prop bets.
30:16What are prop bets?
30:17You may pause everything, place a side bet.
30:21You'll write it on a little note.
30:22You'll rip it.
30:23You'll pick somebody that you want to bet against.
30:26You'll show them that if they accept you each put an equal number of coins on that slip of paper.
30:31If the thing comes true whoever won gets the coins.
30:36And coins you earn off winning a prop bet are gonna be an extra point each at the end of
30:40the game.
30:41Yeah!
30:41You don't get seven points for not betting because that's boring.
30:45Say if I have like 93 points and I've done seven on the prop bet.
30:48Can that take me to my victory?
30:50I can do it baby.
30:50Wow!
30:52Any which way.
30:53Friends, do we understand the hog call?
30:56Sue-wee!
30:57Sue-wee!
30:58Do we understand the prop bets?
31:00Yes!
31:02All right!
31:02I think because Talia won last round, Oscar's gonna get to go first this time.
31:08But first, I have a prop bet.
31:11So do I.
31:12So do I.
31:13Oh, okay.
31:14Wait, what?
31:14I'm gonna give this one.
31:16Oscar, do you want to bet against me on this?
31:21I will.
31:22Okay.
31:22I'm gonna put one on it.
31:23Deal!
31:24Um, Talia, I have a bet.
31:25Okay.
31:26Hey, Talia.
31:28Pass this team.
31:29Is it good?
31:29Funny if all the prop bets were the same.
31:31That'd be good.
31:32I accept this bet.
31:34How much money are you putting on it?
31:35Wait, that's a lot.
31:36Four!
31:37You gonna match that?
31:38Guess what?
31:38I match it.
31:39That's a big bet.
31:39Where do we put it?
31:40In the city.
31:41Somewhere in the city.
31:42Somewhere in the city.
31:44Whoa.
31:45You can say no.
31:46Yeah, I'll take that bet.
31:48Okay, how much are you putting on it?
31:50Wait, so you're saying it will happen or it won't?
31:52So you're saying that this will happen.
31:53I'm saying it's gonna happen.
31:54And I'm saying that this is not gonna happen.
31:56Whoever is receiving it has to be against it.
31:58Wait, what?
31:59I wasn't listening.
32:01Well, I mean, what do we all have to do about that?
32:03No, I agree with that.
32:05This is an agreement.
32:06That sucks.
32:07Then you better play interference.
32:09I've got a bet.
32:09Are you gonna do yours?
32:11We got a one coin bet.
32:13That's probably gonna happen, but it's fun.
32:15So let's do it.
32:16A low stakes bet?
32:17I'll do a low stakes bet.
32:17Okay, let's do two.
32:18Two's great.
32:20Okay.
32:20I have a bet.
32:21I have a bet too.
32:22Mine's against the whole group.
32:24Oh.
32:25Should we all put one in?
32:27I'll put it.
32:28I'll put it in.
32:29We have to know what it is.
32:30No, we don't.
32:32No, we don't.
32:32Jacob, you can put in five.
32:34I'll put in all mine.
32:36Because I'm positive this will happen.
32:38One, two, three, four, five.
32:39Oh, if you're positive then it'll happen.
32:40We don't know what it is.
32:42It's just one.
32:42It's fine.
32:42No, I'm keeping my coin.
32:44But who?
32:44I'm in.
32:45So should I share it to the camera?
32:46Yeah, yeah.
32:47Go to the camera and then share it.
32:49Here, we'll close our eyes.
32:50I'm quacky.
32:51Quacknia, are you done?
32:52I like that we got a quack couch.
32:53And if it happens, I'll reveal it to the whole group.
32:56Okay.
32:57So, okay.
32:57You just put in four because Vic's not going in.
32:59But the rest of us are.
33:00I'm not going in because who wins if-
33:02It's a game for TV.
33:04Who cares?
33:05First of all, put a fake coin for the game on TV.
33:08I have one for Talia.
33:09Yeah.
33:09Okay.
33:10I feel like you're going to agree with me on this one.
33:12Why are you looking at me?
33:13I agree, so I guess I'll put one in.
33:15I don't understand.
33:16No!
33:17Wait, you don't understand?
33:18No, I think it will happen.
33:19You have to turn it down if you don't want to bet against it.
33:22Too late!
33:23I got one for you.
33:24Oh, okay.
33:25I like slot machines.
33:26Yeah.
33:27Wait, I love it.
33:28Just do an hour of prop betting?
33:30I will not bet against that.
33:31That is a sure thing.
33:32It's a guarantee.
33:33Talia, what was that saying that you had earlier?
33:36That's the way the pig falls.
33:38Anyway, we're going to-
33:39Wait, I have one more bet.
33:41Okay.
33:41What?
33:42Exactly.
33:43Oh, I'll go in on that.
33:44Great one.
33:44Not going to happen.
33:45Oscar, you're going to get to go first.
33:48Pig out!
33:50You know what?
33:51I wanted to do that.
33:52First turn up.
33:53Suey!
33:54Already?
33:54That's what happens.
33:56What do you think I'm going to get?
33:57I think that you're going to have one pig in the farm and one pig in the city.
34:00Do you want to say anything related to points?
34:01No.
34:02Okay.
34:02Great.
34:04And here we go.
34:05Whoa!
34:07Razorback 20 points!
34:09I'm going to keep going.
34:10I'm going to keep going.
34:10That's crazy.
34:12And there's my pig in the farm and the pig in the city.
34:14No.
34:14One call too late.
34:15That's a Razorback.
34:16Razorback.
34:17Razorback five.
34:18I'm baking it.
34:20Tractor's baking.
34:21Woo!
34:22Pig out!
34:24Pig out, sorry.
34:24And that is a pig out.
34:27Suey!
34:28After you.
34:29I think Jacob was a little bit lower pitch, but came in first.
34:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:33That's fair.
34:34I think it's going to be a cider.
34:35Hey horse!
34:36What was that catch phrase?
34:37Do I have money on this?
34:39No.
34:40Pig out.
34:41That means you're going to lose two points.
34:42Do you really?
34:43I have zero points, so it's impossible.
34:44You cannot go below zero.
34:46Suey!
34:48Razorback.
34:49How many?
34:50Just one.
34:50Cider.
34:51So that means I get ten.
34:53But you get two because it's doubled.
34:54Oh, then I got a Suey!
34:56Because it doesn't matter.
34:57Because I'm at zero.
34:58What do you say?
34:58It doesn't matter because it doubles Jacob's points.
35:00Yeah.
35:00I think it's too late.
35:01I think the Suey was called.
35:02Yeah, Suey was called.
35:03A Trotter and a Razorback.
35:05One Trotter and a Razorback.
35:06That's a crazy...
35:07Horse!
35:08That's insane!
35:10I wasn't listening.
35:11I wasn't listening.
35:11I wasn't listening.
35:12Kind of like Tide.
35:13Cider.
35:14So that's four points.
35:14That's four.
35:15Okay, that wasn't that big of a deal, you guys.
35:18Another cider.
35:19Five points.
35:20Dang.
35:20No, no, it's Cox.
35:24It's Cox.
35:25It's a re-roll.
35:26It's a re-roll.
35:27It's a re-roll.
35:28It's a re-roll.
35:28I'm passing for my re-roll.
35:30You're passing five.
35:30You got a five.
35:31Jacob has a five.
35:33Come on, horse.
35:34Oh!
35:36Snouter.
35:37Snouter.
35:37Ten.
35:38Start strong.
35:38Start strong.
35:39Big ten.
35:39Big ten.
35:41Whoa!
35:43Double Razorback.
35:4430 points total.
35:45Pull out.
35:46Pull out.
35:47No more piggies.
35:48What?
35:49Cider.
35:50You're a 31.
35:50You're a 31.
35:51I'm pulling out of this.
35:53No.
35:53Why are you saying that?
35:55Okay, here I go.
35:57Come on.
35:57You bet, sir.
35:58Leaning Jowler.
35:59Let's go.
36:00Cider.
36:01Cider.
36:01Cider.
36:02One.
36:02Stewie!
36:04I believe in you so hard.
36:07What?
36:07What, Korn?
36:08I think you're gonna get a Razorback.
36:09One Razorback?
36:10You're gonna get one Razorback.
36:12And what's the other one gonna be?
36:12I don't have to say.
36:15It's actually a unique Trotter.
36:16Okay, Trotter for five.
36:17It's double.
36:18Oh!
36:19That's true.
36:19It's double.
36:21Eleven.
36:21Sometimes I do listen.
36:23Yeah!
36:25Classic Talia saying.
36:26Did anyone write that down as a bet?
36:28Talia won't listen?
36:29Talia won't listen?
36:30No.
36:31It's just me now.
36:31I'm going to pass the pig.
36:33Whoa!
36:35You had eleven points.
36:37Alright, it's me, Trotter.
36:38I'm coming in hot with some pigs.
36:40Come on, pigs.
36:40Go, Trotter.
36:41Razorback.
36:42Ooh!
36:43I feel like by the end of this I'm gonna learn what all these things are.
36:46Big five.
36:46You won the first round.
36:48Oh!
36:48Razorback wins.
36:49Parlay!
36:51Raise your hand if you understand what's happening with Parlay.
36:53It's not a thing.
36:54Okay.
36:54Parlay is a thing.
36:55Parlay is sort of a way in which it's like the worst way to bet because you bet for two
37:00things
37:00and then two things have to happen in order to get your money.
37:02And you're deciding to do that?
37:03Yes.
37:04Okay.
37:05The Parlay is it's gonna be a mixed double.
37:07One pig on the farm, one pig on the road to their bachelor's degree.
37:11Okay.
37:12And anything related to the points?
37:14Trotter and a Razorback.
37:15Trotter and a Razorback.
37:16Alright, Trotter and a Razorback.
37:17Let's go.
37:18Everybody's understanding.
37:19Really?
37:20Not close.
37:21But incorrect.
37:22That means you have doubled my Razorback to ten points.
37:24I'm at twenty and I'm gonna bank my twenty.
37:27Yes!
37:27For twenty-five.
37:29Take it.
37:30Receive it.
37:31Trotter in the lead.
37:33Come on.
37:35Cider.
37:36Cider.
37:36Cider in the city.
37:37Cider house rules.
37:39Try it again.
37:40Razorback.
37:41Razorback?
37:41Do you have a question?
37:42I do have a question.
37:44How do you play this game?
37:45Razorback?
37:46Razorback.
37:46If something did happen already on the things that we bet, do we call it out then?
37:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:52Call it out right away.
37:53Mine says, everyone will be generally confused by the rules and coins.
37:58I don't think that's true.
37:59That doesn't count.
38:00I think it's kind of exactly what's happening right now.
38:02Thank God I didn't get on it.
38:03We're not confused by the game.
38:05I'm sorry.
38:06You guys are generally confused by the parlays.
38:08That's not a rule.
38:08People don't know where the coins are going.
38:11I just think I was right and I think I get my coins.
38:14That's why I didn't agree.
38:15I think you lost.
38:15That's why I didn't vote.
38:16I didn't vote for that.
38:17Only Talia was confused.
38:19I think you get the coins.
38:19Everyone though.
38:20Wait, I don't think Becca was confused ever.
38:23I don't think you did.
38:23Explain a parlay.
38:24Where are the pigs?
38:25Explain how it works.
38:25A parlay is a made up rule that Vic only gets to do where Vic does the exact same thing.
38:32Where are the pigs?
38:33But ads in what city or country they're in.
38:36One of my things happened.
38:37Vic addressing the camera up top.
38:39No way.
38:40No I didn't.
38:41Yes you did.
38:42You did.
38:44And the thing is you did.
38:45I did not make any eye contact.
38:47We both won and I said yes.
38:49I also bet on that because I believe it will also happen.
38:52That's not how the bet works Talia but I will say two points to Oscar and Oscar you can re
38:57-bet with those coins.
38:58I have another bet ready.
39:00I have a bet I'd like to do as well.
39:02Well I don't know what to do about this bet because I-
39:04Sure.
39:04Who wins bet two?
39:05It could still happen.
39:07Farmer.
39:08Farmer.
39:08Alright this I would like to make with you Jacob.
39:12Yeah.
39:13Yeah.
39:13Vic?
39:14So we're voting against Jade?
39:16I think it's fun though.
39:16I think you're right.
39:17You're voting against it.
39:18I'll say no.
39:19I'll say no but I think you're right.
39:20Yeah yeah yeah.
39:21Okay.
39:21Yeah I'll take this bet.
39:22From this point on.
39:23We are in the middle of Vic's turn.
39:25You currently have 11 points with one cider and two razorbacks.
39:28Razorbacks.
39:29We're going to 16.
39:30Big back.
39:31Come on.
39:31Somebody sue me.
39:33Okay.
39:34That's a pig out.
39:35Pig out.
39:36That's a pig out.
39:37Alright.
39:38Now we do need you to win Kimya.
39:39Come on Kimya.
39:39Would you call that a roll?
39:41Oh!
39:42Mixed double trotter and a razorback in the city.
39:48And that's a cider.
39:49One.
39:49That's a cider.
39:50Bringing you to 11.
39:51And you're currently in third place with that.
39:54It's a second place.
39:55Sorry four.
39:55And that's a cider.
39:56How are you feeling Kimya?
39:58That's a cider.
39:59Two siders in the city.
40:00That's a cider.
40:01That's a cider.
40:01Two siders in the city.
40:03Twins.
40:04They're going to different schools.
40:05One's going to Pace.
40:07Take out.
40:07And one is going to a SUNY.
40:09Oh.
40:09Oh no.
40:11Double.
40:13Razorback.
40:13Double.
40:13That's specifically Matt.
40:14Razorback.
40:15I think I know what that calls for.
40:18Double Razorback.
40:19And please give me my coins Talia.
40:22Oh!
40:23What happened?
40:24But I agreed that that was going to happen.
40:26Can I have it?
40:27I'd say there's general confusion about the coins.
40:29Can I have it?
40:30We knew that.
40:30I'd say overall.
40:31What was the bet?
40:32That I'd catch and eat a burger?
40:34Jacob will catch a burger with one hand.
40:37Oh.
40:37Cool.
40:38Hey, that's fair.
40:39And that's why I agreed with you.
40:40Hey, oh, oh, oh.
40:42Vic.
40:43Is that one?
40:4421.
40:45Quacknia.
40:46I don't acknowledge his name.
40:47Quacknia.
40:47Give me a couple of coins.
40:4822.
40:49I'll start betting.
40:50And then.
40:51Hey, I'll loan you two coins.
40:52Yes.
40:53Okay, great.
40:54Thank you so much.
40:55Double Razorback again.
40:57That's 42 points.
40:58I'm going to pass that pig.
40:59Pass that pig.
41:00Wow.
41:00Do you want to double down here?
41:01Sure.
41:02Coin master.
41:02What is it again?
41:03While you guys do that.
41:06A Razorback.
41:07Five points.
41:08Five points.
41:10Oh no.
41:11Okay, I'm going to pass this to you.
41:13Kimia.
41:13I'm being included.
41:15Do you have any coins left?
41:17Yeah, I do actually.
41:19Oh my god.
41:20Do I not understand this game?
41:22Why don't you like that?
41:24I love that when you say that, Talia.
41:27I don't think it'll happen.
41:28Don't say anything that's remarkable, Talia.
41:30Don't say anything that's quotable or repeatable.
41:33Yeah, I don't think it'll happen.
41:35Oh.
41:36Okay.
41:37That's how this works.
41:38No, no, no.
41:38That's the final bet.
41:39We've got to get to a winner.
41:41Don't pig win.
41:42Silo is rolling.
41:43Silo's focused.
41:44We need a winner.
41:45We're focused up.
41:46Okay, Razorback.
41:47Pass the pig.
41:48Pass the pig.
41:50Pass the pig.
41:51Pass the pig.
41:51Pass the pig.
41:52Snouder.
41:53Snouder.
41:5415 points.
41:5515 total.
41:57Okay.
41:57Snouder.
41:58Snouder.
42:00Okay, that's a Razorback.
42:03Piggies in the USA.
42:04That's a pig out, unfortunately.
42:06Pig out.
42:07Alright, let me give you a recap.
42:08Vic, zero.
42:09Give me a zero.
42:11Jacob, 47.
42:12I would've kept going.
42:13Talia, 31.
42:14I would've kept hitting it.
42:15I know, sorry.
42:15Oscar, 11.
42:17And me, 45.
42:18You have more points than me and somehow made a mistake.
42:21I did give you two for your coins earlier on.
42:23I took them back because we'll do coins at the end.
42:25I feel like we don't have enough going on here.
42:27It's too easy to follow what's going on.
42:30Talia knows too much about what's happening.
42:32I think we need to hog it up.
42:34What?
42:35You want to go hog wild?
42:36I want to go hog wild.
42:37Alright.
42:39Thank you for knowing why I was looking at you.
42:40I got your back.
42:41I think it's time to go hog wild.
42:43Can I get the big pigs?
42:45The big pigs.
42:46The big pigs.
42:47The big pigs.
42:48What?
42:49Oh.
42:50Big pigs.
42:52It's a piggy in the US.
42:54Stop doing that.
42:56Vic, what are their names?
42:58Okay, this is a great question.
43:00These pigs have very important and significant names.
43:02This first pig obviously is, say it with me, three, two, one.
43:06Orson.
43:07Orson.
43:07This is Orson Senior.
43:09And then of course we have this pig.
43:11It's lovely.
43:12It's a very, a name that's really important and special to me.
43:14Uh-huh.
43:15And this pig's name is?
43:17Three, two, one.
43:18Sala.
43:18He said Sala.
43:20He said Sala.
43:21Sala.
43:21Sala.
43:22Sala.
43:24Orson Senior and Salad.
43:26Orson and Salad.
43:27Alright.
43:28I'm gonna take my turn.
43:29Roll the big pigs.
43:30Here we go.
43:32One.
43:33Okay, that's a cider.
43:34That's a cider.
43:36Two.
43:37Alright, we have 74 more to go.
43:40Okay, raise your bag.
43:41Seven.
43:43How do they feel?
43:44Are they squishy?
43:44They're squishy.
43:46Uh, Trotter.
43:47Twelve.
43:48I was on Zoom, remember?
43:49I was on Zoom.
43:51Uh-oh.
43:51Dude, the slaughter, you went to the slaughterhouse!
43:53The slaughterhouse!
43:55It's hard.
43:55It's hard.
43:56It's hard.
43:57Okay, raise your bag.
43:5817?
43:59I'm calling tomorrow.
44:00I gotta just finish it.
44:01Razorback.
44:0222.
44:03Yay!
44:03I'm gonna bank 22.
44:04So what's that make your score?
44:0667.
44:07It's right there.
44:08It's happening in real time.
44:08Sorry guys.
44:09One.
44:11Pig down.
44:12Pig down.
44:14Tough.
44:14They got a lot of bounce stuff.
44:16Tough stuff, Ken.
44:17Five.
44:19There's so much going on.
44:20Are you generally confused?
44:21Okay, okay.
44:22No.
44:23I'll calm down.
44:24Good.
44:24You've been a lot.
44:24You've been a lot.
44:27One.
44:28Cider.
44:29Six.
44:29Almost pig heaven.
44:32West Virginia.
44:33Okay.
44:34Five.
44:35Uh, 11.
44:36That's a trotter for five.
44:39Ow!
44:39Waterhouse.
44:40Oh my god, they're sharp.
44:43Hey.
44:44Five.
44:45Five.
44:45These coins are insane.
44:48Uh, 21.
44:49That's a Razorback.
44:50You're gonna keep going.
44:51That will put you on the board with 21.
44:53I'm gonna classic talk.
44:54Okay, 21.
44:5521.
44:56What do you want?
44:56I am your friend.
44:59I am your friend.
44:59Pig out.
45:00Pig out.
45:00And that's a point telling pig out.
45:02Okay, these, I'm not gonna lie.
45:03These are harder.
45:03I can tell.
45:05That's how you do it.
45:06We don't hate it.
45:07And that's how you do it actually.
45:08Trotter.
45:09I'm getting ripped apart by these burgers.
45:11Pig out.
45:13Sorry.
45:13I don't know.
45:14Actually, I don't like these big ones.
45:15All right.
45:16Come on.
45:17Come on, piggies.
45:18You got this.
45:19Oh my god.
45:20Whoa, you had another one?
45:22Okay.
45:22That was pretty good though.
45:23Damn, there's hair on this one.
45:24Oscar has one point on the board.
45:28I have a stitch in my side.
45:30There you go.
45:33That's one of your catchphrases.
45:33This is going well.
45:35Yeah, Talia's cider.
45:36There's a stitch in my side.
45:38Why?
45:38That's a classic Talia catchphrase.
45:39No, it's not.
45:41No, it's not.
45:42No, it's not.
45:43No, it's not.
45:44No, it's not.
45:44No, it's not.
45:45No, it's not.
45:46Oscar currently has two points.
45:48It's about to be more already.
45:49I have a creep.
45:50Boom.
45:50Oh my gosh, that's a leaning tower.
45:52Wait, wait, wait.
45:52That's good enough.
45:53That's 20?
45:5420 points.
45:55It's whatever.
45:5520 points.
45:56I'm chill.
45:57That's 22.
45:59There's so much going on.
46:00I'm gonna pass the pig.
46:01I think we should go back to the regular size.
46:03Pass the pig.
46:04All right, here are our current scores.
46:06As it stands, we have Vic in last place with zero.
46:10Then we have Kimia with 21.
46:13Talia with 31.
46:14Oscar with 33.
46:16Jacob with 47.
46:18And me with 67.
46:20You know what I'm playing for.
46:21Play to win.
46:22Second place, baby.
46:24Let's go.
46:24Pick out.
46:25Pick out.
46:25Pick out.
46:26Pick out.
46:28If we all go around and pick out, we gotta call it.
46:30Please.
46:31Please.
46:31Okay, that's fine.
46:32Kimia is rolling.
46:33Sweet.
46:34Sorry.
46:35Pick out.
46:35Oh my god.
46:36Becca's sweet.
46:37You didn't even wait for her.
46:39I'm sorry.
46:39I forgot about it.
46:40But the same outcome wouldn't have happened.
46:43Single razorback.
46:44All right.
46:44Okay.
46:45That's good.
46:46So you get two.
46:48Two points.
46:48She gets two points.
46:49And I get minus two.
46:51I don't know what's real noise and what's just not.
46:53Pick out.
46:54Horses rolling.
46:56No.
46:57What are you saying?
46:58That's a pig out.
46:59That's a pig out.
47:00Okay.
47:00No one's gonna sue E.
47:02We can't end on an all pig out.
47:04Wee.
47:05It's a pig out.
47:08Double razorback.
47:09That's gonna be minus 40 points for Talia.
47:17And 40 points for Oscar.
47:20Oscar, you can win it.
47:21You're at 40, which puts you at 73.
47:25Sue E.
47:25That's so funny.
47:26Double razorback.
47:27One in the country, one in the city.
47:30It's a parlay.
47:31Damn.
47:32Cider.
47:33It's not.
47:33It's a cider.
47:34It's a cider.
47:3441.
47:35Plus two and I get minus two.
47:3742 and zero.
47:41Razorback.
47:42Oh, that's how you get somebody to win.
47:4447.
47:45You sweet ass.
47:46Okay.
47:47Someone is figuring it out.
47:50Well, now that I have nothing to lose, a leaning jowler and a snar.
47:54That's crazy, dude.
47:55That's so tough.
47:56It's the toughest roll.
47:57That's crazy.
47:58Classic Talia.
47:59She's always saying that.
48:00Stop, dude.
48:02Pig out.
48:03That's a cider.
48:04One.
48:0667 means you win.
48:07And you're at 49.
48:09And I'm at 49.
48:10Okay, I'm almost there.
48:11I'm almost there.
48:11Sui.
48:13Sui.
48:14Double.
48:15Razorback.
48:15Razorback.
48:16Oh my.
48:17Mixed doubles.
48:18It's a trotter and a razorback for 10 points.
48:22So it's 20 points.
48:23What?
48:24Bringing you to 69.
48:26Oscar, just one.
48:29Congrats.
48:32You passed the pig.
48:33I love it when you say that always, Talia.
48:35No, no.
48:36Eat the pigs.
48:37I say I pull out from the pig.
48:39No.
48:39Talia, would you say that you have said, Talia will make a catchphrase?
48:46I think I've made a couple of catchphrases.
48:48Make a catchphrase.
48:48Talia, I think I won that you did not make a catchphrase.
48:51I didn't make one.
48:51I didn't make one.
48:52No, Talia said she did make a catchphrase.
48:54Talia, what's your catchphrase?
48:56We'll split it.
48:56We'll split it.
48:56My catchphrase is, winner winner, piggy dinner.
49:01Piggy dinner.
49:02All right, we'll split it for that.
49:03And I won this one because you thought that Vic would put their glasses back on their face and
49:09did not.
49:10People are going to argue with Jacob's interpretation of something.
49:13You guys didn't really agree with that.
49:16People were generally confused by the rules.
49:19So you get those points?
49:21I think we'll hold up a fish.
49:22They won again.
49:23I would have if I came close to win.
49:25Yeah.
49:26All right.
49:26I placed a bet.
49:28Jacob will win.
49:30Jacob, I had a lot of faith in you.
49:32I'm sorry to let you down.
49:32I have so much faith.
49:33I'm so sorry.
49:33And I'm a little disappointed, but Oscar is happy.
49:36I'll have your back next time.
49:37Thanks.
49:38Who's that one?
49:39No, that one.
49:40We should add up all of our coins.
49:41Add up all the coins.
49:42Okay, yeah, let's add up all of our coins.
49:44I have 11 coins.
49:45I have one coin that is back on me.
49:47Wait, can I have it back?
49:49I almost have it.
49:49Oscar and I are tied for 11 coins.
49:51We need a coin breaker.
49:52Talia's holding onto one of mine.
49:53Vic has three of mine, but I'll just keep the four and be fine with that.
49:57Seven, eight, nine, ten.
49:59I got ten.
50:00So that brings your point total to ten.
50:02Yeah!
50:04Kimia, how many coins do you have?
50:06I guess six.
50:07Are you sad?
50:08Are you sad?
50:09Are you sad?
50:10Yeah, I mean, I thought I'd come here and have fun with my friends.
50:13And all I wanted was second place.
50:15It wasn't a lot to ask.
50:16No.
50:18And none of that could have even come close to happening for me.
50:23So, given the coin totals, final scores.
50:27Yee-haw, little piggy.
50:28There's Talia with zero plus zero coins.
50:31How did I fall so far from range?
50:35You won the first round.
50:36Then in second to last is Vic with just ten from the ten coins.
50:40I'm the last, though.
50:41Kimia with 27.
50:44Gosh, just in the middle.
50:45So boring.
50:46So boring.
50:47Jacob with 38.
50:5011 coins, though tied for most coins.
50:53I had 69.
50:55Nice!
50:58I did not watch with the scores.
50:59Why were we doing this earlier?
51:00The perfect scores.
51:01Double-double.
51:02Yeah, double-double.
51:02Double-double, baby.
51:04And that means Oscar won with a hundred and thirteen.
51:09Congratulations!
51:12All right, friends.
51:13That's it for Parlor Room where strategy meets shenanigans.
51:16And I hope you have some fun picking it up.
51:19We'll see you next time.
51:21Let's get these burgers back!
51:22Burgers!
51:23Can we have the burgers?
51:24We have the burgers!
51:24We'll get a thousand burgers this time!
51:27Time to eat!
51:27I played this game with my entire heart and ass,
51:30and I would not change a single thing about what I did.
51:34I won because I didn't quite understand the rules of the game.
51:38There can't always be a winner in the game of pig.
51:41Rump roast, baby.
51:42I will be honest and say I owe a hundred percent of my win to Jacob Wysocki,
51:48who could not do the math correctly to save his life.
51:51We'll see you next time!
51:51Please!
51:52It's too few desafiop!
51:52We'll see you next time!
51:53Thank you!
51:53And guys!
51:53Dear friends!
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