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00:00:12Previously, this season on House of Villains,
00:00:15one of you will be crowned America's ultimate supervillain
00:00:18and will take home $200,000.
00:00:25Tyson, you are our first supervillain.
00:00:28I think I have to put you up as a decoy.
00:00:31How do you spell your name?
00:00:32Fuck you.
00:00:33Who will you be pissing off first?
00:00:35Paul.
00:00:35Paul's my hit list decoy to mask our red and orange room alliance.
00:00:39Keeping Christine.
00:00:40That's what I want.
00:00:41Yeah.
00:00:41I'm about to rain down chaos on everybody's head.
00:00:45In a vote of five to three, Jackie.
00:00:50Oh!
00:00:51Three people voted for Christine.
00:00:53So we got to figure out which one of our numbers was lying
00:00:57so we can take off their head.
00:00:58I think it's Paul.
00:01:00Really?
00:01:01He's worried about you.
00:01:03Motherfucker.
00:01:03What?
00:01:04I would put Tom up there.
00:01:06Tom, I wanted to throw you down as a nomination.
00:01:08They have lost me.
00:01:09Please don't put me in the bottom three.
00:01:11Plain Jane votes is a question mark.
00:01:13Get rid of a question mark vote.
00:01:20She got it.
00:01:20She got it.
00:01:22I won, you fucking assholes.
00:01:23Yeah, we're fucked.
00:01:25I've nominated Johnny.
00:01:26Ashley.
00:01:27Paul.
00:01:27I find Tyson to be an extreme challenger.
00:01:30Tyson is still a problem.
00:01:32You really feel like you're getting sick?
00:01:34Ashley has been removed from the game.
00:01:36Kate has to pick a third to replace Ashley.
00:01:39Tyson.
00:01:40Swallow.
00:01:41Tyson, you have won the redemption challenge,
00:01:43and you are off the hit list.
00:01:45Ashley has been removed from the game.
00:01:46Fuck.
00:01:47Trita, why is it that every time you know somebody's going out,
00:01:51you vote for that person?
00:01:53Because I gave them my word?
00:01:57I'm going to get off the ill list,
00:01:58convince someone else to open it.
00:02:00Do you think we don't get her pretend like we don't know?
00:02:02I can tell her.
00:02:04Congratulations.
00:02:05You're on the hit list.
00:02:07Did you do this?
00:02:09I was fucking looking for your ass.
00:02:11I believe that Tom and Tyson were targeting me.
00:02:13Kate, you are the supervillain.
00:02:15You're off the hit list.
00:02:17Wow.
00:02:17Tyson, take your place.
00:02:19Tom, you are the next one.
00:02:21My third.
00:02:22Christine, I'm so sorry.
00:02:24Honestly, Kate can just go fuck herself.
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:29Oh!
00:02:29That would be the winner!
00:02:31Who in here do you trust to leave?
00:02:34Tom.
00:02:34Oh!
00:02:36You're mad because you accidentally came across the letter
00:02:38and I didn't get a chance to fucking tell you yet.
00:02:41And I'm telling you, Paul,
00:02:42this is your opportunity not only to save my fucking ass,
00:02:46but also, like, be a fucking hero.
00:02:48I don't want to be a hero.
00:02:50I'm a fucking villain.
00:02:52Ugh!
00:02:54Are you being even?
00:02:55Because they don't look like it.
00:02:56I'm on fucking fire right now.
00:02:59Christine is our new super villain.
00:03:02I didn't know you were trying to win.
00:03:04She wasn't trying to go against the people.
00:03:07She's in a trust situation where?
00:03:09You guys are fucking stupid.
00:03:12I nominate Kate.
00:03:15Tyson, I have to nominate you.
00:03:17Yes.
00:03:19That's it!
00:03:25Good morning, everyone.
00:03:27Good morning!
00:03:28Good morning!
00:03:30How are you guys?
00:03:31Really good.
00:03:32Final five!
00:03:34Final five!
00:03:35Can you believe it?
00:03:43Oh, what the fuck are you still doing here?
00:03:47Hey, boys, I need you to take care of something.
00:03:55Get on your knees and beg.
00:03:58What the?
00:04:09It's done.
00:04:14I'm still not used to that.
00:04:16Attention, villains.
00:04:17It's time for your last battle royale challenge.
00:04:21Which means this is also the last time someone from the show
00:04:24will have snuck into your bedrooms to plant a wacky outfit.
00:04:28Put them on and get going.
00:04:30Oh, here we go, you guys.
00:04:32The last man-ish standing in the competition.
00:04:36Honestly, kind of an honor.
00:04:38We're down to the final numbers.
00:04:39And a true villain knows when to turn it up.
00:04:44What the fuck?
00:04:45I'm not doing no construction work.
00:04:49Hmm.
00:04:52Fun.
00:04:53Oh, my God.
00:04:54I love cosplaying as, like, someone that has, like, a real job.
00:04:57Somebody gave me some cigarettes, a coffee, a temper problem.
00:05:01I was hoping the challenge was, like, who can bake a good cake?
00:05:07And make my life easy.
00:05:09Why does Joe insist on fucking up my hair with these challenges?
00:05:13A hard hat and an orange vest?
00:05:16Honey, I don't know what this means.
00:05:18Kind of cute, actually.
00:05:20This is anybody's game at this point.
00:05:23This is it, you guys.
00:05:24This is it.
00:05:25Yay.
00:05:27I feel like we're going to play the World Cup right now.
00:05:30So if my housemates get in my way during this final battle royale challenge,
00:05:35they can definitely prepare to be plucked by the HBIC.
00:05:40I might get my own car today. Let me see.
00:05:42Why aren't we all in the same car?
00:05:44We need two cars?
00:05:45I feel just like Michelle Obama. I swear.
00:05:57Come on in!
00:05:58What is this?
00:06:00Oh, my gosh.
00:06:03What is going on?
00:06:05It's the last battle royale, and one thing I'm sure of in this game is
00:06:09Joel has a slightly humiliating challenge in store for us today,
00:06:13and I can't wait for it to be over.
00:06:15You have made it to your most important challenge yet.
00:06:20Yeah!
00:06:21This is your final battle royale challenge.
00:06:24The name of this challenge is, can you guess?
00:06:27No.
00:06:28Screwed Over.
00:06:32Yes, that's right, another phallic challenge brought to you by our producing crew of 14-year-old boys.
00:06:41Here's how it works.
00:06:42It's spitting. Stop!
00:06:44Each of you will climb onto your giant screw and hold on tight.
00:06:49Whoever hangs on the longest wins and is our final supervillain of the season,
00:06:54guaranteeing themselves a spot in the final three.
00:06:58That's it. That's the game.
00:06:59No, this is not right.
00:07:00Now listen, I know my way around a huge screw, but I never had to screw and compete at the
00:07:08same time.
00:07:09So the fact that I have to have the longest ride to win, all right, I better get to huffing
00:07:14and puffing and enjoying this thing.
00:07:16Okay, everyone, pick your screw.
00:07:18All right.
00:07:19I want to be in the final three more than ever.
00:07:22If I win the $200,000, I'm obviously using it to take care of my son and lawyer fees.
00:07:29So this is not a drill.
00:07:32Or it is.
00:07:35You know, before we get started, I think we need a bigger construction crew.
00:07:40Oh, no.
00:07:41Hey, bitches!
00:07:43You back, baby.
00:07:46Jackie!
00:07:48Oh, hi, guys.
00:07:49Hey.
00:07:49Hi.
00:07:50Welcome back.
00:07:51You guys are moving back in.
00:07:56But your former housemates are not just here to watch the challenge, you guys.
00:08:00No, they are here to screw you over.
00:08:04I knew it.
00:08:04Oh, big surprise.
00:08:05I knew it. I knew it.
00:08:07One by one, each returning villain will step up and pick a villain to sabotage and crank a dial to
00:08:15spin them faster.
00:08:16That's so fucked up.
00:08:17The last one holding onto the screw wins.
00:08:19If you win this challenge, you will not only go to the finals, but you get to choose one of
00:08:24the villains who will sit next to you.
00:08:27The other three you'll place on the hit list, and they'll battle it out tomorrow in the final redemption challenge.
00:08:33And the winner of that challenge earns the last seat in the final.
00:08:38But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:08:39We spent nearly 55 grand building giant screws and $12 on protective gear.
00:08:45Villains, mount your screws.
00:08:50Oh!
00:08:52Oh, Lord.
00:08:53My goal as a jury member is to make sure Paul does not win this game.
00:08:58Because I'm petty, that's why in some fan circles and forums, they call me mother.
00:09:04Here we go.
00:09:05One, two, three, start screwing!
00:09:14The irony of it all.
00:09:16Right.
00:09:18Want some popcorn?
00:09:19I'll take some popcorn.
00:09:24I feel like fire hitting my arm.
00:09:26This is the most exciting screw I've ever witnessed.
00:09:30Oh, my God.
00:09:32This can't be happening.
00:09:33I'm holding my body weight.
00:09:35And I'm really dizzy.
00:09:36So I have no idea what's going on left or right.
00:09:40Ashley!
00:09:41You are up first to screw someone over.
00:09:44Who am I going to screw?
00:09:46Easily.
00:09:47Kate.
00:09:48Oh!
00:09:48Hit Kate.
00:09:50It's actually kind of fun.
00:09:51Kate gets the faster screw here.
00:09:54The first one she's probably had in years.
00:09:57Listen, I go into every competition show not caring.
00:10:00Kate is literally throwing our money away.
00:10:02She threw the money away.
00:10:03Yep.
00:10:04However, in House of Villains, I care a little bit more.
00:10:06Nothing motivates me more than revenge.
00:10:08But also, $200,000 is a lot of money.
00:10:11I have fucks to give now.
00:10:13It's a very new feeling.
00:10:15Woo!
00:10:16All right, Jackie.
00:10:16Oh, me!
00:10:17You're up next.
00:10:18This is easy.
00:10:19Of course it's gonna be Paul!
00:10:25I was the first villain to exit.
00:10:27And I'm pretty sure that Paul had a little bit,
00:10:30if not everything, to do with that.
00:10:31So screw you, Paul.
00:10:33Ding!
00:10:34Joke's on you, Jackie.
00:10:36I actually voted to keep you in the fucking game.
00:10:38Nobody knows that, but I was the third vote.
00:10:42Fuck.
00:10:43Plane.
00:10:44I've never done something like this before.
00:10:46I'm gonna screw a woman.
00:10:47Oh!
00:10:48Um, I trusted Christine most, and she screwed me.
00:10:51You are genuinely one of the few people that I have, like, genuinely connected with.
00:10:55You're good with me.
00:10:58I know she likes a fast screw.
00:11:01She's just like me.
00:11:03Oh, sound logic.
00:11:04Woo!
00:11:05Woo!
00:11:06Woo!
00:11:07New York, how you doing?
00:11:08I love this girl, but not like this.
00:11:11Johnny, you are up.
00:11:12Fuck you, New York.
00:11:13Paul.
00:11:14Hey.
00:11:17I'm really regretting the lunch they gave us.
00:11:21Uh-oh.
00:11:22Uh-oh.
00:11:22Hey!
00:11:24Hey!
00:11:28Hey!
00:11:29Hey!
00:11:30Fucking idiot.
00:11:32Hold on, Drita.
00:11:34Somebody check her pulse.
00:11:36Drita, can we get a proof of life fuck?
00:11:39Uh, fuck.
00:11:40I was the only one that didn't get screwed over.
00:11:43So this increases my odds of winning, because they're all going faster than me.
00:11:48I'm just staying focused.
00:11:5320 minutes in, guys.
00:11:55It's hard to hold on.
00:11:56It's hot.
00:11:57There's sparks flying around me.
00:11:59My vision's blurring.
00:12:01I don't know where I am.
00:12:03I'm exhausted.
00:12:04My body's killing me.
00:12:05I don't care if I die.
00:12:08I cannot give up.
00:12:09All right.
00:12:11Villains, you have to move down to the third rung.
00:12:14The smaller foothold.
00:12:16Uh-oh.
00:12:20Move down.
00:12:21You're already there.
00:12:23Oh!
00:12:23Let's go!
00:12:24Yeah!
00:12:25We have lost New York.
00:12:27She is screwed.
00:12:29Johnny Middlebrooks.
00:12:30Johnny Middlebrooks.
00:12:30Need I say more?
00:12:31He needs an enema, because that man is full of shit, and he wants it to come out.
00:12:36And we need him to release it.
00:12:41Careful!
00:12:42Careful!
00:12:43He's out!
00:12:44He's out!
00:12:45He's out!
00:12:46Ball is out.
00:12:47It is down to Christine and Drita.
00:12:49Damn!
00:12:50Nobody ever took a shot at Drita.
00:12:53And if Drita wins, I don't know that I stand a chance against her in the end.
00:12:57So, Christine, I need you to hold on a little longer.
00:13:00Hold on, you guys.
00:13:01Just hold on.
00:13:03Drita up there making a mean red sauce.
00:13:06That's some professional screwing right there!
00:13:09Oh, shit!
00:13:10Christine's foot is slipping!
00:13:13No, no!
00:13:13She's ducking out and did ballet!
00:13:15Oh, my God!
00:13:16Oh!
00:13:17She's on chance!
00:13:18Oh!
00:13:19Oh!
00:13:21She's on phase!
00:13:22She's on phase!
00:13:23It's getting harder and harder to hold on, but I want to be in the final three more
00:13:29than ever.
00:13:29I've had a three-way, love a good three-way, and can't wait for this last one.
00:13:3435 minutes in, guys.
00:13:37Believe me, the producers had no idea it was going to last this long.
00:13:47This is huge.
00:13:48Right now, I'm holding on to this damn screw.
00:13:51You're not going to be able to peel me off of it.
00:13:54I feel like we're going to be here forever.
00:13:58Oh!
00:14:00Get it down!
00:14:02Drita is down!
00:14:04We have a winner!
00:14:07It is Christine!
00:14:09Are we done?
00:14:10You won!
00:14:11You won!
00:14:12You won!
00:14:12You won!
00:14:13Christine won!
00:14:14Don't step on Drita!
00:14:15Good job!
00:14:16Good job!
00:14:17Good job!
00:14:17I'm not happy I didn't win, but I couldn't be happier that she did.
00:14:21Me and Christine had our issues, but she puts Tyson up, so I know she has my back.
00:14:26We're in the final three.
00:14:27I know.
00:14:30So I'm looking at Christine like we made it.
00:14:32We're going to the end.
00:14:34Christine, you are our final supervillain and have earned your spot in the final three.
00:14:43Christine, you now have only a few hours to make the most important decision of the season.
00:14:48I'm so excited I won the challenge, but it doesn't mean that I'm not going to be stressed making this
00:14:53decision.
00:14:54Because now I have four people's spades in my hands.
00:14:58Kate, Paul, Drita, and New York.
00:15:00And I want to put myself in the best position.
00:15:04To win.
00:15:05To win.
00:15:15I feel like I got fucking hit by a tractor trailer.
00:15:19We're here!
00:15:20Oh my gosh!
00:15:21The exterminators are here!
00:15:24They coming in now?
00:15:26Right.
00:15:27Where are the rats?
00:15:29Oh, I am fucking filming right now.
00:15:31Can I just sit in the bathroom?
00:15:32I can't.
00:15:33I'm literally about to die.
00:15:38Attention-starved beasts.
00:15:41It's my house now!
00:15:43Are roaming the house looking to devour us for screen time.
00:15:48How's your time been?
00:15:49It's been good.
00:15:50We missed you.
00:15:51Yeah.
00:15:51Yeah, well, you are, you know, one of the people that voted me out.
00:15:56I know.
00:15:56So, you know, I guess you didn't miss me that much.
00:16:00You know, I was very shocked.
00:16:02But you know what?
00:16:03I hope you had fun and I hope you had a good time while I was gone.
00:16:10Do you still want to continue the scene?
00:16:11No!
00:16:12Yeah.
00:16:13I officially hate it here.
00:16:15Again.
00:16:16What the hell?
00:16:18What's up, G?
00:16:20It's you, man.
00:16:21You too, bro.
00:16:22Come here.
00:16:24I got you, baby.
00:16:26Yay!
00:16:26We're back!
00:16:27Yay!
00:16:30Dude.
00:16:32I'm so happy to be back in the super bed.
00:16:34I know.
00:16:35Me too, man.
00:16:35I really miss Tyson.
00:16:37I feel like I already won anyways.
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:40Same.
00:16:40Slumber party!
00:16:43Are you gonna lick your thumb?
00:16:45No, probably not.
00:16:50Hi, baby!
00:16:51Oh, my God.
00:16:51Hi, baby!
00:16:52I know.
00:16:53I hear you guys.
00:16:54You're cracking up.
00:16:54I definitely want to know what I missed.
00:16:56Mama has had FOMO.
00:16:58Whatever that is.
00:17:01You know what it is.
00:17:02No.
00:17:03What the?
00:17:06Oh.
00:17:11Oh, no.
00:17:12Drita!
00:17:13They put that thing back on the wall.
00:17:18You got to go.
00:17:19Bye-bye.
00:17:21Feels good to be back with the gang.
00:17:22Hell yeah, it does.
00:17:23I cannot believe everyone that I was in an alliance with besides Paul is eliminated.
00:17:28It's all the shitty competitors left, and if I would have been with the girls, I probably
00:17:33would still be here.
00:17:34I thought you left because you were sick.
00:17:37And I forgot about that.
00:17:42No, I'm kidding.
00:17:43This is exactly how I feel coming back into this house.
00:17:51Attention, traitors!
00:17:53Shit!
00:17:53I mean, attention, villains!
00:17:56It is time to get ready for your final hit list ceremony.
00:18:00You can hop in the shower first.
00:18:02I'm gonna do makeup.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:04In just a few hours, Christine has to choose who's on the hit list and who she's gonna bring
00:18:09to the final three.
00:18:09But Christine got really weird when it was the spitting venom challenge.
00:18:14So yeah, I gotta block all the little maggots that are gonna chirp in her ear about why
00:18:19she should bring them to the end instead of me.
00:18:21You wanna know something?
00:18:22Whatever's meant to be is meant to be, honestly, Christine.
00:18:25Yeah, that's kinda how I feel.
00:18:25You could say, Drita, you come home with me to the finals, or you could put me up for the
00:18:29hit list.
00:18:30But if you don't take me to the finals, you're gonna have to pick one of those three for the
00:18:33finals.
00:18:37So it's on you on what decision you wanna make.
00:18:40Okay, got it.
00:18:41Saving Drita here is the obvious choice because she's the only person that's had my back in
00:18:46this house.
00:18:47Honestly.
00:18:47Well, I don't know, but maybe.
00:18:49I think so.
00:18:50Listen, I want one of us two to win the game.
00:18:54I can't risk you losing in competition against them.
00:18:57So I'm picking you.
00:18:59I'm dressed.
00:19:00I'm dressed.
00:19:01I'm dressed.
00:19:02I'm doing so.
00:19:09You're getting so clean.
00:19:10It's such a good feeling.
00:19:11We went through so much in this house.
00:19:13And Christine me being loyal and keeping it real with me means everything to me.
00:19:18Would never win tomorrow.
00:19:20Just Right?
00:19:21I cannot move from You two real lived.
00:19:25Nice life.
00:19:27Who do y'all think she's taking?
00:19:28I think she's just taking her closest ally.
00:19:31I'm gonna just grab the shampoo.
00:19:33Oh, great idea. Will you grab the shit in the shower?
00:19:35Yes. Yeah, good idea.
00:19:37Okay, um, thank you.
00:19:47Hi, come on in.
00:19:49Am I annoying you? No, not at all.
00:19:50Have you had any conversations?
00:19:53No, I have not.
00:19:54Okay, so what are you thinking?
00:19:55Well, I don't know what's going on tonight.
00:19:59You have to pick people.
00:20:00Right, no. No, I know that.
00:20:02No, what I mean is,
00:20:04I don't know, like, the conversations
00:20:06that are conversing in the house.
00:20:07You want me to tell you some of them?
00:20:09Yeah, I mean, sure.
00:20:11Everybody loves Drita.
00:20:13And everybody wants her to win.
00:20:16You think so?
00:20:17She was the only one who wasn't sabotaging that competition.
00:20:21And everybody was cheering for her.
00:20:24Everybody.
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:25The best shot that we both have
00:20:27is probably against each other
00:20:29because we both rubbed people the wrong way.
00:20:31But if Drita's there, she wins, dude.
00:20:35Like, no matter what.
00:20:36Paul's making some great points.
00:20:38Saving Drita here is a really big risk.
00:20:42My heart is saying, bring her with me.
00:20:45But now, my brain, I'm not sure.
00:20:49Okay, good luck, girl.
00:20:52$200,000 is life-changing amount of money.
00:20:55It's for my life.
00:20:56It's for my son.
00:20:57It's the difference in, like, everything.
00:21:05Oh, I don't want to cry.
00:21:14New York.
00:21:15Do you think that Drita's probably going to be the one Christine saves?
00:21:20To be honest, I haven't really seen Christine since she's one supervillain.
00:21:25But I do believe that her and Drita are mega close.
00:21:29And that kind of bond at this stage in the game cannot be persuaded or broken.
00:21:35So I'm not even going to bother to speak to Christine.
00:21:38Look how far we've come.
00:21:42I'm not making a pitch to Christine.
00:21:44I'd like to leave with as much dignity as possible.
00:21:47But I don't know exactly how smart Christine is.
00:21:50If she leaves Drita off the hit list, we'll have her answer.
00:21:59What are you guys waiting for?
00:22:01Villains and rejected villains.
00:22:04Please.
00:22:05Please go to the bookshelf with your tiny Coke Zeros.
00:22:09What if we don't want to bring them?
00:22:11Yeah, I'm not taking mine.
00:22:13Going into this hit list ceremony, I'm not sure if Christine's gonna make a game move or an emotional move.
00:22:19Look, if it's not me, just make sure it's not Drita.
00:22:22Because then everybody loses.
00:22:24But who knows?
00:22:41Hello, villains.
00:22:43Welcome to your final hit list nomination.
00:22:47Your time at the house of villains is almost at an end.
00:22:51In just 24 hours, I will have forgotten your names.
00:22:55Kidding.
00:22:56I've already forgotten.
00:22:59Christine, you are the supervillain and automatically one of the final villains in this competition.
00:23:06We are all just as surprised as you.
00:23:12Christine, please take your throne.
00:23:20Christine, you will nominate three villains to be on the hit list.
00:23:26The one villain not on the hit list will be joining you in the finals.
00:23:31Who do you nominate first and why?
00:23:38My first nomination is a very strong competitor, Tiffany.
00:23:46Oh, she didn't even say my...
00:23:48Oh, sorry, New York.
00:23:49My stage name.
00:23:49I'm sorry, New York.
00:23:50I'm sorry.
00:23:51You've been here before.
00:23:53How does it feel to be back on the final hit list?
00:23:55Unfortunately, it feels like my fate.
00:23:57This is what I'm used to.
00:23:59This is what I do.
00:24:01I fight my way back and back.
00:24:03Hence, season motherfucking three.
00:24:05Kill me!
00:24:06Somebody!
00:24:07Start my lights out!
00:24:10Shall I proceed?
00:24:11Yes, you can!
00:24:13Yes, you shall!
00:24:14So standing here means absolutely motherfucking nothing!
00:24:24Christine, who do you nominate next?
00:24:27And why?
00:24:28The next person is also an extremely fierce competitor.
00:24:36Paul, I'm so sorry.
00:24:46Paul, how does it feel to be on the final hit list?
00:24:49Honestly, I like this position because I want to earn my spot in the end.
00:24:57I'm close to the end.
00:24:58Christine, tell us your third nomination and why.
00:25:04My third nomination is the hardest one yet.
00:25:12I'm having to make a decision that's really hard for me.
00:25:17I'm not a gamer.
00:25:19I'm not a strategizer.
00:25:21I'm not a competitor.
00:25:22And this is the first time I have to think of myself for once and I don't do that often.
00:25:28I know this person can win the competition.
00:25:32I know how this person competes.
00:25:35And for that reason, Drita, please...
00:25:38Oh, my God.
00:25:40I am nominating you because I know you can win the challenge.
00:25:50Oh, my God.
00:25:51That's some...
00:25:52Christine.
00:25:54No.
00:25:54Drita.
00:25:55Yeah.
00:25:56I respect Christine.
00:25:57That's a villainous move.
00:26:00From the beginning, you know, I told her we'll take it to the end.
00:26:03But I guess me being loved made you scared.
00:26:08Drita.
00:26:08Everyone loves me because I kept my word.
00:26:10Drita.
00:26:11Now I'm talking.
00:26:14And honestly, the truth is, I didn't strategize that.
00:26:20I just kept it 100.
00:26:22And hopefully, the people I'm loyal with do not vote your ass.
00:26:28Mm.
00:26:31You want to give me your vote like you were gonna?
00:26:34Then you vote the right motherfucking way.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:38I promise you, because you fucked me over, they won't fuck with you.
00:26:43Play your little safe space.
00:26:44Drive your little Lambo.
00:26:46You ain't getting fucking 200,000.
00:26:48That's how the fuck that's gonna go with motherfucking down.
00:26:54Kate, you have officially made it into the final three with Christine.
00:26:59How do you feel?
00:27:01Shocked, confused, and so excited.
00:27:04Where it will.
00:27:07No.
00:27:08All right.
00:27:09Oh.
00:27:10Okay.
00:27:10Good for you.
00:27:12Good for you.
00:27:12She chose you because you hated in the fucking house.
00:27:14I know.
00:27:15I don't think I have a great chance with the jury because I have felt targeted pretty much
00:27:20the entire time in this house.
00:27:22That's what happens when you're cool.
00:27:23But then again, maybe these banished villains will remember.
00:27:26I was better at the game than you, so I have hope.
00:27:30New York, Paul, and Drita.
00:27:33Tomorrow you will compete in the final redemption challenge.
00:27:36The winner of that challenge will go up against Christine and Kate in the final vote.
00:27:41I usually make a joke right here as I tell you to go back to the house, but it's late
00:27:47in the season and I've run out.
00:27:49So good night and good luck.
00:27:51George Clooney.
00:27:53It's not about just Christine.
00:27:55This has been a story of mine, unfortunately, with the closest people to me.
00:27:59They will promise you something, they will hug you, you will have tears, and you believe them.
00:28:05And I just feel so betrayed and fooled.
00:28:08I don't like to be fooled.
00:28:09She fooled me.
00:28:11What a rapish.
00:28:13Get a room, guys.
00:28:14Yeah, we do have one.
00:28:24Oh, think about that.
00:28:25I did put in a lot of work with Christine, and it paid off.
00:28:29Does it feel great that I'm on the hit list?
00:28:31No.
00:28:32But at least Drita's also there with me.
00:28:34The blindsiding is never necessary.
00:28:36I've been there in other shows and it's fucked up.
00:28:39If Drita's there, she wins, dude.
00:28:41Like, no matter what.
00:28:43It's sick.
00:28:44Can you come outside?
00:28:45Sure.
00:28:48You made the right move tonight.
00:28:50I promise you, you did.
00:28:53No, I know it just doesn't feel that way, and I know Drita's not going to see it that way.
00:28:57No.
00:28:58I told Drita I was going to keep her.
00:29:00And then I laid it out, really laid it out, when I actually had a minute.
00:29:04Right.
00:29:04And then I was like, you would have been screwed.
00:29:06Fuck me.
00:29:07There was not a way you would win against her.
00:29:09I know.
00:29:10You might as well just write in a check right then.
00:29:12Fuck me.
00:29:12But she's going to turn everyone against me, and then I get no votes.
00:29:15She's an actress that doesn't care, drives a Lamborghini, is not here for the right reasons.
00:29:20This is not a test of friendship, this game we're playing.
00:29:24Yeah.
00:29:24It's $200,000 that you could very well use yourself.
00:29:30Tonight was traumatizing, but at the end of the day, I'm playing for myself, I'm playing for my son, and
00:29:37I have to do what I have to do to win this thing.
00:29:40I respect so much the strength you had to do that.
00:29:44It was very villainy.
00:29:48She don't deserve the win.
00:29:50Are you going to go sit at the table with them?
00:29:51She don't deserve it.
00:29:53No.
00:29:53I'm number two on their shit list.
00:29:56But you definitely shouldn't.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:01Well, I guess it's my bedtime, fellas.
00:30:03Well, that super bed isn't going to sleep in itself.
00:30:06I might have to come in there and get a glimpse.
00:30:08Yeah, you should.
00:30:09So I can learn some new poses when I go back home.
00:30:11That's right.
00:30:17Nope.
00:30:23I'm sure plane wants camera time.
00:30:27I'm sleeping with my aunties.
00:30:30My aunties.
00:30:39Mallory, what is up?
00:30:41It's Tom Sandoval.
00:30:43May you have all the luck and happiness of life can hold.
00:30:46And may all your rainbows lead to a powerful goal.
00:30:50Cheers to you, Mallory.
00:30:52Happy birthday.
00:31:02Good morning.
00:31:03Good morning.
00:31:04Good morning.
00:31:04How are you?
00:31:04I don't get makeup on you.
00:31:05I'm good.
00:31:05I have to get some coffee.
00:31:06Uh, there is coffee in there.
00:31:08I don't know who made it, but it's been-
00:31:09Okay.
00:31:10Brewing fabric.
00:31:11Okay.
00:31:12Oh, shoot.
00:31:13I go out to the group coffee and take theirs.
00:31:16You too.
00:31:19Cast walking.
00:31:21Cast walking.
00:31:22Cast walking.
00:31:24Uh-oh.
00:31:24What's going on here?
00:31:25Just getting some coffee.
00:31:26Coffee.
00:31:28You can't?
00:31:29Oh.
00:31:31See, if he wasn't in there, we could've snuck it.
00:31:33I did it last time and nobody was in there.
00:31:39Isn't it so hard to find things?
00:31:41Yup.
00:31:42I know.
00:31:43Shit's everywhere.
00:31:44Everywhere.
00:31:45Last night, I got screwed by the person I love the most in the house, that I trusted the most.
00:31:51She crushed me.
00:31:52But I raised my kids to fight, to never give up.
00:31:56And this goal of winning this $200,000, I'm gonna fucking fight for it.
00:32:00I am fucking not happy right now.
00:32:05Can I talk to you?
00:32:07I was up fucking all night.
00:32:09Didn't sleep, obviously.
00:32:10You shut that shit down, I'm gonna be honest.
00:32:12I mean, because everybody assumed, oh, Drita, that's her girl, that's your guy's girl.
00:32:16I know.
00:32:17But I said, if she picks Drita, she's cutting her chances down quite a bit because everybody loves both.
00:32:23This was not like, yay, let me tell Drita this and then let me do the opposite.
00:32:27That's not what happened.
00:32:28Yeah.
00:32:28I was shaking, like, because I was so uncomfortable.
00:32:33I'm telling you, Drita is the only one that has not been on the hit list this entire time.
00:32:38I've been up there fucking twice.
00:32:40I've been pawned, I've been fucking betrayed, I've been put between people.
00:32:44Like, I've been getting gangbanged and I am still here.
00:32:48Christine, you have people.
00:32:49I don't care.
00:32:50You have it.
00:32:51And I'm so proud of you, where you are now.
00:32:53And I will stand with you and go in there, bitch, you did this.
00:32:57Bad ass, okay?
00:32:59Now I need you to put your big girl pants on and you need to win this motherfucker.
00:33:03I knew of all people, Jackie would understand how to play a game.
00:33:06I mean, after all, she is a basketball wife.
00:33:09You're gonna be fine.
00:33:10Hearing her say that she's gonna vote for me, I'm feeling really confident.
00:33:14Don't you worry about it.
00:33:15I'm glad you got me.
00:33:20Villain.
00:33:21What?
00:33:22It is time to get ready for your final redemption challenge.
00:33:26Please dress like you're going to a fancy awards show.
00:33:29That's not happening.
00:33:31That is never happening.
00:33:33But do it anyway.
00:33:35Fancy?
00:33:35Okay, I could do that.
00:33:40I don't know where any of my fucking underwear is.
00:33:43I think I left my tits in the hotel.
00:33:46Can you go to Plain Jane's hotel and pick up her breasts?
00:33:53How you guys?
00:33:53Hello, boys.
00:33:55Look at y'all.
00:33:57Holy.
00:33:58And the Oscar goes to...
00:34:02Thank you, thank you.
00:34:05Villains.
00:34:06Uh-oh.
00:34:07It is time to depart for your final redemption challenge.
00:34:11Prepare your buttocks for their SUV ride into the sunset.
00:34:16Banish villains.
00:34:17Get in one car and the final five, please take another.
00:34:21We can't have any cross-contamination.
00:34:23I have butterflies in my stomach because I want to be in the finals so bad.
00:34:29Season one was a bust.
00:34:30I went home way too soon.
00:34:35Season two, I lasted pretty long.
00:34:40New York and Larsa, you have lost the challenge and also lost on your chance at $200,000.
00:34:47I am not about to let history repeat itself.
00:34:50I am here to win this motherfucker.
00:34:53Princess Diana's not here yet.
00:34:55Are we gonna be indoor or outdoor?
00:34:56Indoor.
00:34:57Is she okay?
00:34:58Of course she's okay.
00:34:59She's just allowed to take forever.
00:35:01I mean, we've had five hours.
00:35:03Hi, guys.
00:35:06Listen, I don't want this car ride to be awkward or weird.
00:35:10So let's just, like, talk and have fun, you know?
00:35:13Like, we don't need to talk about anything serious.
00:35:15But, you know, I feel like it's a funeral.
00:35:17What is she coming from?
00:35:17Me and all.
00:35:20care.
00:35:27Want all the time?
00:35:30Right.
00:35:31I would do a little bit avec respect
00:35:33and I wanted to take you in a office at all so that I just wanted it to do what
00:35:34it was going to have a cooking group.
00:35:38Then we need to take care of your friends.
00:35:42Actually, I love how to take care of you.
00:35:44and I said, oh, thank God.
00:35:45Yeah, we had the talk.
00:35:46I got a challenge to pay attention to.
00:35:49Let's see what happens.
00:35:50If there's one fucking thing I'm gonna say
00:35:51and I'm gonna say nothing,
00:35:52I don't win, I will make sure you lose.
00:35:56Drita really needs to shut the fuck up
00:35:59because this is a house of villains
00:36:01and you have to do what is best
00:36:03for your strategy and your gameplay.
00:36:05So, Christine deciding to put up her roommate,
00:36:09I liked it.
00:36:10It made me salivate.
00:36:11I'd rather lose with integrity
00:36:13than win and be a piece of shit.
00:36:15And remember those words because that's me.
00:36:23From Burbank, California,
00:36:26the Academy of Overly Dramatic Arts
00:36:28and People Who Don't Know Sciences
00:36:29welcomes Joel McHale.
00:36:35Woo!
00:36:38Hello, villains,
00:36:39and welcome to the biggest night in the valley,
00:36:42The Backstabby's.
00:36:47All the huge celebrities are out tonight,
00:36:50just not in this room.
00:36:52I look around and it is a who's who
00:36:55of who the hell is that.
00:36:57All right, now let's welcome our competing villains,
00:37:00fucking Drita, New York,
00:37:02and the goatee whose wish to become a real boy came true,
00:37:06Paul.
00:37:06All right, guys.
00:37:08This is the most pivotal do-or-die moment
00:37:10in the entire season.
00:37:12Like, if you lose, you're done.
00:37:14If you win,
00:37:15you get that spot in the final three.
00:37:17I need to beat both New York and Drita
00:37:19because I actually think I stand a chance
00:37:21at winning this whole thing if I do.
00:37:23Jackie, how does the show look in 3D?
00:37:29Paul, New York, Drita,
00:37:32this is obviously your final redemption challenge.
00:37:35Everyone received an awards ballot
00:37:37and filled them out in private.
00:37:39When I read an award category,
00:37:42you three will guess which villain won that award
00:37:45based on how everyone in the house voted.
00:37:48The villain who guesses the most award categories correctly
00:37:51wins this challenge and joins Christine and Kate
00:37:54at our final banishment ceremony tonight
00:37:57where we will crown the winner
00:37:58of House of Villains Season 3.
00:38:01If Drita wins this redemption challenge,
00:38:03this big move last night was for nothing.
00:38:06So I do not want Drita to win.
00:38:08New York and Paul, I can handle,
00:38:10but Drita, no.
00:38:12The first category is
00:38:14who is the last person you'd want
00:38:17as a challenge partner?
00:38:19Are your answers locked in?
00:38:21Paul, who did you pick?
00:38:23I picked New York.
00:38:25Softie.
00:38:26New York, who did you pick?
00:38:27Me.
00:38:31Drita, who did you pick?
00:38:34New York.
00:38:35And the winner is...
00:38:38New York.
00:38:42Come here, this way, this way.
00:38:45The next category is
00:38:47who is the most likely to buy followers.
00:38:50This is based on what you think
00:38:51everyone in the house voted.
00:38:53Right, okay.
00:38:54Have you bought any followers, Jackie?
00:38:56I've never bought followers.
00:38:58That's the one thing I'm too cheap to.
00:38:59I'll take that money and go to Target instead.
00:39:02Paul, I put Christine.
00:39:05You can see Christine wants to kill you now
00:39:07from the smile on her face.
00:39:09New York, who did you pick?
00:39:10Christine.
00:39:12Drita, who's the most likely
00:39:13to buy followers?
00:39:15I was gonna say Christine,
00:39:17and I changed my mind
00:39:19and put Tom.
00:39:20Christine definitely buys followers,
00:39:23but then I thought of
00:39:24who loves themselves
00:39:25even maybe more than Christine?
00:39:27I am the enemy!
00:39:30Tom would buy followers.
00:39:32The villain most likely
00:39:34to buy followers is...
00:39:38Tom.
00:39:43I'm so happy!
00:39:44I selected Tom
00:39:45because I looked up Tom on Instagram.
00:39:47He has one million followers.
00:39:48Those cannot all be fucking real.
00:39:50And if they are, they're real,
00:39:52but they're real fucking stupid.
00:39:53The next award is
00:39:55the biggest crybaby.
00:39:57The biggest crybaby.
00:40:00Drita, who did you say?
00:40:01Me.
00:40:02New York, biggest crybaby.
00:40:04I'm gonna say Christine.
00:40:06Christine.
00:40:07Paul, who did you put?
00:40:08I put Ashley.
00:40:10What the fuck?
00:40:12I never fucking cry.
00:40:15That's not true.
00:40:15They already know
00:40:16that I came in here
00:40:17feeling insecure.
00:40:18I don't want my mommy.
00:40:21In the category
00:40:23of biggest crybaby,
00:40:24the winner is...
00:40:28Drita.
00:40:29Yes!
00:40:30For my best life.
00:40:31I keep looking at you, all right?
00:40:33I wish you were with me.
00:40:35Drita has three.
00:40:37New York and Paul each have won.
00:40:39The next award is
00:40:41can't land a joke.
00:40:42And you're not allowed to say me.
00:40:44Don't worry, it's not you.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:46New York, who did you put?
00:40:48The chicken finger, Tyson.
00:40:50He just tells too many of them at once.
00:40:52So which one do you laugh at?
00:40:53And which one do you ignore?
00:40:54It can't plop.
00:40:55Too many.
00:40:56Okay.
00:40:57Drita, who did you put?
00:40:58I also put Tyson.
00:41:00All right, Paul, who did you put?
00:41:02I was gonna put Tyson,
00:41:03but then I switched it over to Tom.
00:41:05Why Tom?
00:41:07Because, you know,
00:41:08sometimes Tyson's jokes land.
00:41:10And the award for
00:41:12can't land a joke goes to...
00:41:16Tyson.
00:41:17The award does go to Tyson.
00:41:19Hell yeah.
00:41:22Drita has four.
00:41:23New York has two.
00:41:24Paul has one.
00:41:26With three rounds left,
00:41:28Paul, if you don't get
00:41:29this next one correct,
00:41:29you are eliminated.
00:41:31Not just from this game,
00:41:32but from the entire competition.
00:41:35Should have gone with my gut
00:41:37because it's Tyson
00:41:38who's always saying
00:41:38these stupid jokes.
00:41:40This sucks ass.
00:41:41Our next award is
00:41:43in the category of...
00:41:45The most likely to be excluded
00:41:46from the group chat
00:41:47when the season is over.
00:41:52New York, who did you put?
00:41:53I know this person very well.
00:41:55Uh, myself.
00:41:57Are you on group chats
00:41:58with the previous two casts?
00:41:59Oh, absolutely not.
00:42:01All right, well, that's consistent.
00:42:04Paul.
00:42:04Um, I put Christine.
00:42:06Drita, who did you put?
00:42:08Well, this was tricky,
00:42:10but I did put Tyson.
00:42:12Why Tyson?
00:42:13He was manipulating
00:42:15a lot of people.
00:42:16They found out
00:42:17that he was manipulating them,
00:42:18so I don't think
00:42:18they would be, like,
00:42:19so joyous to add him
00:42:20to the group chat.
00:42:21Fuck you, Drita.
00:42:22All right.
00:42:23The most likely
00:42:24to be excluded
00:42:25from the group chat is...
00:42:29Kate.
00:42:30Oh!
00:42:31Kate, you were all wrong.
00:42:33Oh, my gosh.
00:42:35There's nothing better
00:42:36than leaving a group chat.
00:42:38It's so passive, aggressive.
00:42:40I left my own family's
00:42:41group chat once.
00:42:43Paul, you have been banished
00:42:44from the house of villains.
00:42:45Damn!
00:42:46Fuck!
00:42:47Maybe you could replace
00:42:48one of the cardboard people.
00:42:50Did I kick the cardboard down?
00:42:50Good job, Paul.
00:42:51Good job, Paul.
00:42:51You had a good run, bro.
00:42:52I just can't seem
00:42:54to fucking get
00:42:54the endgame right.
00:42:55I feel like it's, like,
00:42:56my permanent lore
00:42:58to get so close,
00:43:00but just not quite.
00:43:02You know what I mean?
00:43:03That should be studied.
00:43:04All right.
00:43:05The score is Drita 4,
00:43:07New York 2.
00:43:08There are two categories left.
00:43:10Let's go, Drita.
00:43:11If Drita gets this right,
00:43:12she wins.
00:43:13The award is for
00:43:15Fakest.
00:43:17Ooh.
00:43:18Well, that's...
00:43:20Who is the fakest?
00:43:22I wrote down Christine.
00:43:23It's obvious I feel that way,
00:43:25but this answer has to be
00:43:27the house of villains answer.
00:43:29All the villains.
00:43:30So I changed it to Tyson
00:43:32because I'm like,
00:43:33oh, he manipulated
00:43:34a lot of people here.
00:43:36And my gut said,
00:43:38you stick with your first
00:43:39initial response,
00:43:41and that was Christine.
00:43:42I was just like,
00:43:43let me go with my gut.
00:43:45New York, what's your answer?
00:43:47I mean, I just stop at
00:43:48lashes and wigs,
00:43:50but Plain Jane has
00:43:51fake titties.
00:43:53I don't know what
00:43:53she's talking about.
00:43:55Ass and everything else.
00:43:57Whatever you want to name.
00:43:58So, uh, my girl Plain Jane.
00:44:00Honey, these are real.
00:44:02Drita, what did you put?
00:44:04I put Christine.
00:44:05Why?
00:44:06Because she just
00:44:07truly showed me
00:44:09she was the fakest
00:44:10motherfucker I ever saw.
00:44:12If Drita gets this right,
00:44:14she wins.
00:44:15If New York gets it right
00:44:17and Drita doesn't,
00:44:18the game goes on.
00:44:19All right, here we go.
00:44:21The award for fakest
00:44:23in the house
00:44:25goes to...
00:44:28Christine.
00:44:29Yes!
00:44:30Woo!
00:44:33New York,
00:44:34you've been banished
00:44:36for a third time.
00:44:37Yeah.
00:44:37Congratulations.
00:44:38Drita has won
00:44:39the challenge.
00:44:41Yeah.
00:44:41I may not have won again,
00:44:43but being a part
00:44:45of the house of villains
00:44:46has been a full circle moment
00:44:48in my career
00:44:49as a villain.
00:44:50Like, this is a place
00:44:51that welcomes everything
00:44:52that you are,
00:44:53that people love
00:44:54to hate on you for.
00:44:55And it feels so good
00:44:57to be hated.
00:44:59Oh, no!
00:45:00No!
00:45:00It's gonna be all right!
00:45:03Drita,
00:45:03you are the winner
00:45:05and will join
00:45:06Christine and Kate
00:45:07in the final three.
00:45:10Being in the final three
00:45:12with Drita,
00:45:13I am realizing
00:45:14I'm a little bit fucked,
00:45:15but maybe there's a chance
00:45:17that the voting jury
00:45:18will be voting
00:45:19for the best villain,
00:45:20not the best chef.
00:45:22But in the meantime,
00:45:23fuck everyone.
00:45:26And vote for me!
00:45:28All right, everyone.
00:45:30Back to the house.
00:45:31Nicely done.
00:45:32Right, you!
00:45:33Woo!
00:45:37Hello?
00:45:38The wannabe Captain Hook?
00:45:40I really put this on you.
00:45:42Tiffany.
00:45:43Don't use my government name.
00:45:44You call me New York.
00:45:47Bye, bitches!
00:46:02What a beautiful feeling.
00:46:04Home sweet home, everybody!
00:46:06The last time it is!
00:46:09How do you feel?
00:46:09I smell it.
00:46:10Good.
00:46:11How's it feel, Drita?
00:46:13I'm sitting here
00:46:14telling you I made it
00:46:15to the final three.
00:46:16How crazy is that?
00:46:18I went through the wringer
00:46:19in this house.
00:46:21Oh!
00:46:22I watched my alliances
00:46:23leave the house
00:46:23one by one.
00:46:24I found myself alone
00:46:26up against a lot of people
00:46:27and all I did was go
00:46:29with my gut
00:46:30throughout the whole game.
00:46:31Should they give me
00:46:32the money because of
00:46:33that reason?
00:46:33We will see.
00:46:34We need drinks!
00:46:35A bottle of champagne
00:46:37or two never killed anyone!
00:46:40I'm over it.
00:46:42And by it, I mean
00:46:43being in this.
00:46:45Fuck!
00:46:46Try my best.
00:46:47Dude, that's all right.
00:46:48I knew you were gonna win,
00:46:49but, like,
00:46:50you got a good run.
00:46:51Fuck you.
00:46:52No, but...
00:46:53God!
00:46:55Drita, Drita, Drita.
00:46:56Girl.
00:46:57You're a finalist, bitch.
00:46:58You won the NBA finals.
00:46:59I was nervous.
00:47:00I'm not gonna lie.
00:47:01Drita, you did that shit
00:47:02and you did it convincingly.
00:47:03Fucking badass.
00:47:07I don't feel like making drinks.
00:47:09You shouldn't have to, dude.
00:47:10There's no reason to.
00:47:11They can't vote you out.
00:47:13I'm so happy about this vote.
00:47:15I get to feel fucking great
00:47:16about who I'm fucking voting for.
00:47:17I'm gonna give the most
00:47:19heartfelt Love Island speech
00:47:21for Drita.
00:47:23From the first day
00:47:25I walked in
00:47:26to this villa.
00:47:27It's not a villa.
00:47:28I mean, house.
00:47:31It's hard for me
00:47:32because Christine
00:47:32was a total villain
00:47:34by not saving
00:47:36her best friend, Drita,
00:47:37at the end.
00:47:38And Kate was probably
00:47:39the best competitor in here.
00:47:40And then Drita is
00:47:41the only one who didn't
00:47:42do anyone dirty in the house.
00:47:44I'm not exactly sure
00:47:45what I'm gonna do.
00:47:47Honestly,
00:47:47I would rather be
00:47:48at a funeral right now
00:47:50than vote to give
00:47:51someone else $200,000.
00:47:54I'm still a villain
00:47:55and I don't give a damn
00:47:57about those other bitches
00:47:58who voted me out.
00:48:00Sorry.
00:48:02Well, not voted me out,
00:48:04but they wanted me out.
00:48:05You know.
00:48:05We only have eight votes.
00:48:07Eight votes.
00:48:08Tom and Tyson
00:48:09are not voting for Drita.
00:48:10You think?
00:48:11I mean, Drita's all spoken
00:48:12about how she hates Tyson
00:48:14in the game.
00:48:15Right about that part.
00:48:16And then Tom,
00:48:17he's gonna go whatever
00:48:18Tyson does.
00:48:19Tells him to.
00:48:20Well, let's see
00:48:21if any of these girls
00:48:22come over and ask us
00:48:22how we're voting
00:48:23because I'm not gonna
00:48:24go to them.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:26Where is everybody?
00:48:28Hello?
00:48:29Hello.
00:48:29Oh, hi.
00:48:30Drita might have a friend
00:48:31or two on the jury,
00:48:32but I played a better game.
00:48:34I've been through the trenches.
00:48:35I've been put up.
00:48:37I've been super villain twice.
00:48:39I have been kicking ass
00:48:40and she's what?
00:48:41Been in the kitchen
00:48:42starting meatballs?
00:48:43Like, can't relate.
00:48:44What are they, like,
00:48:45saying I'm nervous?
00:48:48Well, I don't know.
00:48:50I mean, for me,
00:48:51obviously, like,
00:48:52I love you,
00:48:53but I have, like,
00:48:54a personal relationship
00:48:55with all three of you.
00:48:56Yeah, totally.
00:48:57So I have to think.
00:48:59Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:00Obviously, people love Drita,
00:49:02but are people going to vote
00:49:04for somebody who they love
00:49:05or are they going to vote
00:49:07for, you know,
00:49:08a villain who's game
00:49:09that they respect.
00:49:11And honestly, like,
00:49:14I personally am leaning towards you
00:49:17because I think you slay,
00:49:19I think you rule.
00:49:20This is the house of villains.
00:49:21Yeah.
00:49:21And the fiercest bitch
00:49:22deserves spin.
00:49:24I appreciate that.
00:49:25How you feeling?
00:49:26I feel great.
00:49:27We don't have to say
00:49:27who we're voting for,
00:49:28but who are you leaning?
00:49:29I'll tell you.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:31Yeah.
00:49:32He's been team Christine
00:49:33the whole time.
00:49:34Yeah, I've been cool with her.
00:49:35What have you found
00:49:36that's making you
00:49:36not want to fuck with her
00:49:37right now?
00:49:38This is $200,000
00:49:40on the fucking line.
00:49:41Like, you could give it to her
00:49:42and she might date you
00:49:43or you can give it to Drita
00:49:44and she's going to
00:49:45hate you forever.
00:49:46Okay.
00:49:47Well, Drita,
00:49:48if I ever see her in life,
00:49:49we're cool.
00:49:50She's going to treat you
00:49:51like family.
00:49:51I see Christine.
00:49:53Oh, hey.
00:49:54You were on what show with me?
00:49:58Christine's like my little sister
00:50:00and I told her earlier today,
00:50:01I'll give you my vote.
00:50:02If I can compel you,
00:50:04go for you to do it.
00:50:06But I'm going to be honest,
00:50:06it's going to be
00:50:07a motherfucking toss-up.
00:50:08I have to see how I feel.
00:50:11Can I just, like,
00:50:12talk to you guys for a sec?
00:50:12Sure.
00:50:13How are you guys feeling?
00:50:15Good.
00:50:15Good.
00:50:16How are you feeling?
00:50:16I feel great.
00:50:17Huh?
00:50:18I feel great.
00:50:18I do.
00:50:19Yeah.
00:50:19So I think you have an option
00:50:21and you can vote
00:50:23with someone who's likable
00:50:26or someone who's likable
00:50:27and played a game.
00:50:29That's up to you.
00:50:30That's all.
00:50:31Right.
00:50:32I knew of all people,
00:50:32you'd understand it.
00:50:34And you would too, Tom,
00:50:35obviously.
00:50:36Yeah.
00:50:36Yeah.
00:50:38But I love you guys.
00:50:39You guys are great.
00:50:40Okay.
00:50:40Right.
00:50:41All three of these women
00:50:42played very different games
00:50:44and there is merit
00:50:45to all three of their styles.
00:50:47Christine made the most
00:50:48villainous move of the season
00:50:49by putting up
00:50:50her best friend, Drita.
00:50:52Drita didn't cross anybody
00:50:53the whole season
00:50:54and then when Christine
00:50:56finally tried to get rid of her,
00:50:58she won the redemption challenge
00:51:00to get back into the game.
00:51:01And then you have Kate
00:51:03who almost got banished early
00:51:05and then won supervillain
00:51:06twice in a row
00:51:07and took swings
00:51:09at the biggest targets
00:51:10in the house.
00:51:11I think whoever explains
00:51:12their strategy
00:51:13and showed why they did
00:51:14the things that they did
00:51:15will win my vote.
00:51:17What's up, Johnny?
00:51:18You guys gonna
00:51:18start the pot on this one?
00:51:19I think it's actually
00:51:20gonna be close.
00:51:20You do?
00:51:21Between him?
00:51:22Well, I figure
00:51:23you're not voting for Drita.
00:51:25I might.
00:51:26I'm gonna listen
00:51:26to what everybody
00:51:27has to say
00:51:27and if somebody
00:51:28gives the speech
00:51:29of a lifetime
00:51:30then I would vote
00:51:31for that person.
00:51:31As much as I feel
00:51:32like I know
00:51:33Hall, you'd be a wild card too.
00:51:35Congrats.
00:51:35Congrats to you.
00:51:37Third and fourth place.
00:51:38I did my best.
00:51:39We're all just doing
00:51:40the best we can.
00:51:41And then New York
00:51:41is a wild card.
00:51:42Absolutely.
00:51:43I think that everybody's
00:51:44pretty much made up
00:51:45their mind.
00:51:46One thing for sure,
00:51:47Drita is not getting my vote.
00:51:49Drita was the mom
00:51:50of the house
00:51:51and she was really
00:51:52trying to fatten us all up
00:51:53and I can't respect that.
00:51:55This is House of Villains,
00:51:57not Hansel and Gretel.
00:51:58I haven't even consulted
00:51:59with the house.
00:52:00The house doesn't consult
00:52:01with me.
00:52:01I'm gonna go with my gut
00:52:02and I know what to do.
00:52:03Same with you?
00:52:04Yes.
00:52:04Perfect.
00:52:05New York has voted
00:52:06for the strategist.
00:52:08She voted for Wes
00:52:09the second season.
00:52:09I can see her voting
00:52:10for Kate and their roommates.
00:52:11You guys have any reason
00:52:12to not want Drita to win?
00:52:14I don't like the fact
00:52:15that like the entire game
00:52:16she's just been going around
00:52:18telling everybody,
00:52:19yelling about how like
00:52:20me and Tyson
00:52:21are scamming all the time.
00:52:22It's like,
00:52:22dude, shut the fuck up.
00:52:25I mean, what was seen
00:52:26there at the end
00:52:27was sort of impressive,
00:52:28especially on the screw things,
00:52:30but I'd rather see her win.
00:52:31Drita winning tonight
00:52:32will literally feel like
00:52:34I walked away victorious,
00:52:35but right now,
00:52:37it's a toss-up.
00:52:38I don't know.
00:52:38I honestly really don't know.
00:52:42Villains, time to get ready
00:52:44for your final
00:52:44banishment ceremony.
00:52:49Who the fuck?
00:52:50Let me help you.
00:52:51Yeah, I need help.
00:52:52You want it this tight,
00:52:54motherfucker?
00:52:54You can't loosen it up?
00:52:57Is there anything else
00:52:58I can do for you guys
00:52:59right now
00:52:59before this big,
00:53:00stressful season finale moment?
00:53:02Can I talk to you
00:53:03for a sec?
00:53:05I wanted to make sure
00:53:06you were aware that
00:53:08this is what you're not
00:53:09going to have to go on stage.
00:53:10I'm not going to have
00:53:11those conversations.
00:53:13Why the fuck
00:53:14would I go sit
00:53:16with Tyson and Tom,
00:53:18two bitches telling each other,
00:53:19yeah, exactly,
00:53:20yeah, exactly?
00:53:22Did you really push one out?
00:53:24I'd be like,
00:53:25so just so we're clear,
00:53:26you're not going to vote
00:53:28for me to win
00:53:28because you're so mad?
00:53:29Okay, great.
00:53:30I actually think
00:53:31it's worse for your show.
00:53:32I'm building suspense.
00:53:47It is time to select
00:53:48the third season supervillain
00:53:51for the very last time.
00:53:53This final banishment
00:53:55won't be easy.
00:53:57I feel like I played
00:53:58an amazing game,
00:53:59but Kate and Drita
00:54:01also did the same.
00:54:02But no matter what,
00:54:04I feel so proud of myself.
00:54:05I really, really do.
00:54:06I for sure
00:54:08thought I was only
00:54:09going to be here for a week.
00:54:10And it just goes to show,
00:54:12like, you really can do
00:54:14anything you put your mind to.
00:54:28Here they are.
00:54:30Drita.
00:54:31Hi.
00:54:32Loser.
00:54:34Loser.
00:54:35Loser.
00:54:36Hey, no.
00:54:37Loser.
00:54:37Good morning, Jill.
00:54:39Loser.
00:54:39Good morning.
00:54:40Hey, y'all.
00:54:41Hey, loser.
00:54:43Loser.
00:54:44Holy Lord.
00:54:46Up there, Christine.
00:54:48All right, banished.
00:54:49Banished losers.
00:54:52Well, hello, villains.
00:54:54Hi, y'all.
00:54:55Here we go.
00:54:56Welcome to your final
00:54:58banishment ceremony.
00:54:59We came to find out
00:55:01who is the best villain
00:55:02in reality TV show history
00:55:04for a third time.
00:55:06Paul, in New York,
00:55:08you competed in the
00:55:09final redemption challenge
00:55:10earlier today
00:55:11and were banished
00:55:12from the game.
00:55:13Speaking of game,
00:55:14it looks like Paul
00:55:15will be hunting
00:55:16some later.
00:55:19I'm sorry.
00:55:20Jackie.
00:55:21I'm sorry.
00:55:22Jackie's my new favorite.
00:55:23Oh, no.
00:55:24You're killing me.
00:55:25Thank you,
00:55:25Geordi LaForge.
00:55:28Eliminated villains.
00:55:29Tonight,
00:55:30the power is in your hands.
00:55:33Either Christine,
00:55:35Kate,
00:55:35or Drita
00:55:36will be crowned
00:55:37America's ultimate
00:55:39supervillain
00:55:40and win
00:55:40$200,000.
00:55:43It is such
00:55:44a crazy thing
00:55:45to be smack dab
00:55:47in the middle
00:55:47of my two roommates.
00:55:49Who'd have thought
00:55:50they're in the finals?
00:55:51It is time
00:55:52for the villain's
00:55:53final, please.
00:55:55Why should they vote
00:55:56for you to win
00:55:57$200,000
00:55:58and the title
00:55:59of ultimate
00:56:01supervillain?
00:56:02Let's start
00:56:03with Drita.
00:56:04There are so many
00:56:06types of villains
00:56:07and we got them
00:56:07all in this room.
00:56:09You got
00:56:10calculated,
00:56:11smart,
00:56:13undercover,
00:56:14and then you got me,
00:56:15the one that tries
00:56:17to hide the villain
00:56:18that pops out
00:56:19when jerk-offs appear.
00:56:20Not taking shit
00:56:21to me is a mad villain,
00:56:23right?
00:56:23Villains ain't scared
00:56:24of fucking nobody.
00:56:25Somebody did me dirty.
00:56:27I straight up
00:56:28shot that down.
00:56:29I call it how it is.
00:56:31I say some shit.
00:56:32I say it to your face.
00:56:33That's my villain
00:56:34inside of me.
00:56:35I will call you out
00:56:36if you fuck with me.
00:56:38Period.
00:56:39Christine?
00:56:40I didn't want to risk
00:56:41sounding like
00:56:41cord salad,
00:56:42which I know
00:56:43I always do, Kate.
00:56:44So I did write
00:56:46something that I do
00:56:47want to read
00:56:47because I didn't want
00:56:48to forget it.
00:56:50Oh, my gosh.
00:56:51That long-ass piece of paper,
00:56:52I'm not standing here
00:56:53and listening to that bullshit.
00:56:54I just didn't want
00:56:55to forget it, okay?
00:56:56I just didn't want
00:56:56to forget it.
00:56:59Oh, girl.
00:56:59A fellow villain
00:57:01who I respect
00:57:02once told me,
00:57:04forgive me, father,
00:57:05for I have sinned.
00:57:07Another fellow villain
00:57:09once told me,
00:57:11energy doesn't lie.
00:57:15These two things
00:57:17can be true at once.
00:57:19A great villain
00:57:21is someone
00:57:22who shows everyone
00:57:24everything.
00:57:25It's not about
00:57:26being calculated
00:57:28or evil, per se.
00:57:31Blaine, Jane,
00:57:31how are you?
00:57:33I'm good.
00:57:34Good?
00:57:35If you're just joining us,
00:57:36we are halfway through
00:57:38Christine's speech here.
00:57:39Joel, this is a lot
00:57:40of money, okay?
00:57:42Editors can edit
00:57:43however they want.
00:57:44I only get one.
00:57:44Don't just vote
00:57:45for who you like
00:57:46and who has your heart,
00:57:48but also who you like,
00:57:51who has your heart,
00:57:52and also whose game
00:57:53you like the most.
00:57:56That's it.
00:57:58Yeah, all right.
00:58:02Kate.
00:58:04Now I will make it short
00:58:05for the sake of her speech,
00:58:08but I think what makes
00:58:09a great reality TV villain
00:58:12is a villain origin story,
00:58:14and I think I had that here.
00:58:17I'm very congenial
00:58:18when I'm not fighting
00:58:19for my life.
00:58:20I was just a little busy
00:58:21defending myself.
00:58:23I don't know a lot
00:58:23about sports,
00:58:24but if you do the math,
00:58:25like a batting average,
00:58:26I was on the back foot
00:58:27from the moment
00:58:28I moved in
00:58:29where you guys all
00:58:30had alliances
00:58:30and your roommates,
00:58:31but I didn't have
00:58:32the support that y'all had.
00:58:34No offense to New York
00:58:35having you as a roommate
00:58:35because you're like a cat.
00:58:37Right, and I love sardines.
00:58:39I get it.
00:58:39I was put up
00:58:40on the hit list.
00:58:41I won my way out.
00:58:43Kate,
00:58:44you are off the hit list.
00:58:47I'd like to thank me.
00:58:48I didn't have an alliance.
00:58:49I did it myself.
00:58:51And then I was put
00:58:52on the hit list again,
00:58:54and I won again.
00:58:56Congratulations, Kate.
00:58:57You are the supervillain.
00:58:59Oh, my God.
00:59:00You're off the hit list.
00:59:02I'd like to thank me,
00:59:02and so I think
00:59:04if you're gonna base
00:59:05your vote off of
00:59:06who's the best
00:59:07villain game player,
00:59:09the stats,
00:59:11according to sports
00:59:12or whatever,
00:59:13would point to me.
00:59:14I'm very proud
00:59:15of my performance here
00:59:16because I did more than play.
00:59:18I dominated.
00:59:20Oh, my gosh.
00:59:22I'm getting a little bit concerned
00:59:24because Kate's speech
00:59:25is pretty compelling.
00:59:27You know,
00:59:27if Drita wasn't up
00:59:28on that stage,
00:59:29shit,
00:59:30I would be voting for Kate.
00:59:31Spanish villains,
00:59:32the floor
00:59:32is officially yours.
00:59:34Any questions
00:59:35you would like to say
00:59:36to our villains?
00:59:38Drita,
00:59:38between these two,
00:59:39who should win and why?
00:59:40If you can't win,
00:59:42which one of these should?
00:59:43I would definitely
00:59:45not pick Christine.
00:59:46That's a fucking
00:59:46crazy-ass question.
00:59:48Okay.
00:59:48Christine,
00:59:49which of these two
00:59:50would you choose
00:59:51to win and why?
00:59:52I would choose Kate
00:59:53because she was playing the game.
00:59:54She was making moves.
00:59:56Kate?
00:59:56I think that
00:59:57Drita played
00:59:59a very long,
01:00:00subtle game.
01:00:01I would have loved
01:00:02to do that
01:00:02if I wasn't on the defense
01:00:03the entire time.
01:00:05Okay.
01:00:06Thank you,
01:00:07Walker, Texas Ranger.
01:00:09It is time
01:00:10to vote
01:00:12to see who's
01:00:13going to win
01:00:14$200,000
01:00:15and win
01:00:16the title
01:00:17of Ultimate
01:00:19Supervillain.
01:00:19Because this is the finale,
01:00:21we are going to vote
01:00:23right here,
01:00:23live,
01:00:24in person.
01:00:25Oh!
01:00:26Don't do us
01:00:27like that!
01:00:28No!
01:00:29But first,
01:00:30you have to step out
01:00:31and lock in your votes
01:00:32for legal reasons.
01:00:34Oh, okay.
01:00:35All right, Jackie.
01:00:35Me?
01:00:36Yes.
01:00:37You.
01:00:37There's no other Jackie.
01:00:38Yes!
01:00:39Jackie,
01:00:39you go first.
01:00:58Johnny Middlebrooks,
01:00:59you are first.
01:00:59Who did you vote for?
01:01:01My vote goes to
01:01:03Drita.
01:01:03I love you.
01:01:05Plain Jane.
01:01:05It gave me
01:01:07a lot of pleasure,
01:01:07Christine, today
01:01:08to look you in the eyes
01:01:10and tell you
01:01:10that I was voting
01:01:10for you,
01:01:11knowing full well
01:01:12that I sure
01:01:13the fuck wasn't
01:01:13because that's exactly
01:01:14what the fuck
01:01:15you did to me
01:01:15the day that I went home.
01:01:16For that reason,
01:01:18I voted for Drita
01:01:19to win.
01:01:21New York?
01:01:22I've been in this game
01:01:23for three seasons.
01:01:26I like a nasty-ass villain
01:01:29that don't give a fuck.
01:01:31All they see
01:01:32is the win for them,
01:01:33so my vote is for it.
01:01:39Christine.
01:01:45Kate played
01:01:47an amazing game,
01:01:48but at the same time,
01:01:50the fact that Christine
01:01:52really screwed Drita over,
01:01:55I just feel like
01:01:56nothing trumps that for me.
01:01:58I'm not roommate
01:01:59with New York next year.
01:02:00Tom, go ahead.
01:02:01Even though at times
01:02:03I felt like Drita and I
01:02:05were against each other,
01:02:06you inspired me,
01:02:07and I think you're
01:02:08a great supervillain.
01:02:09Another vote for Drita.
01:02:10Drita, yes.
01:02:11Hell yeah!
01:02:12Yeah!
01:02:14Jackie?
01:02:16I want to say
01:02:17my roommates,
01:02:18I love you both.
01:02:19We did this together.
01:02:24Drita, you got my vote.
01:02:27If Drita gets one more vote,
01:02:29she wins.
01:02:31Paul, who did you vote for?
01:02:34Christine,
01:02:35I want to tell you that
01:02:36making an alliance
01:02:37with your roommate,
01:02:38taking them to the end
01:02:39and cutting them out
01:02:40is a fucking villainous move.
01:02:44You would have had my vote
01:02:45had you just owned it.
01:02:49Now, Kate and Drita,
01:02:52I was like this.
01:02:54You got shots fired at you,
01:02:55you fired those shots back,
01:02:57and you're a cold,
01:02:59ice cold bitch.
01:03:01Like, straight up.
01:03:02But I never considered
01:03:03taking a shot at Drita,
01:03:04and I don't think
01:03:05anybody else did either
01:03:07until the very end
01:03:09where she did get blindsided
01:03:11by her roommate
01:03:12and fought her way back.
01:03:16That, to me,
01:03:18that gets my vote.
01:03:20Your vote's for Drita, right?
01:03:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:23Okay, okay.
01:03:23Great, great.
01:03:26Congratulations, Drita!
01:03:28Yeah!
01:03:29You are America's
01:03:30ultimate supervillain.
01:03:38I don't think
01:03:39anybody on the jury
01:03:40is really that happy
01:03:41for whoever won.
01:03:43We're just happier
01:03:44to take it away
01:03:45from the people
01:03:45we dislike more.
01:03:47And that's,
01:03:48in a sense,
01:03:49what a TV villain is.
01:03:51I don't get joy
01:03:53from winning.
01:03:54I get joy
01:03:55from watching
01:03:55other people lose.
01:03:57You do the shit
01:03:58for your daughter.
01:03:59You buy her
01:04:00that fucking car.
01:04:00You hear me?
01:04:01I want suckas!
01:04:03I want seven to one.
01:04:05I love this crowd.
01:04:06This is a new crowd.
01:04:07I heard they got
01:04:08mad money this year.
01:04:13Yeah!
01:04:16I have no regrets.
01:04:17If I'm being honest,
01:04:18which I am,
01:04:20always, unfortunately,
01:04:23I think I played
01:04:24a better game
01:04:24than Drita.
01:04:25I do.
01:04:25So, fuck everyone.
01:04:27I did a damn good job.
01:04:29Drita, you won $200,000.
01:04:31You are the ultimate
01:04:32supervillain.
01:04:33You could make a speech
01:04:34and then send them
01:04:35through their televisions.
01:04:36Kate, I knew, I knew
01:04:39that you'd be tough
01:04:40and good.
01:04:42So, I did a line
01:04:43with you.
01:04:44Christine?
01:04:46Fuck you!
01:04:49Fuck you!
01:04:54Fuck you!
01:04:55It's all of them.
01:04:56Woo!
01:05:01Woo!
01:05:02Woo!
01:05:02Woo!
01:05:03Woo!
01:05:03Woo!
01:05:03You know what?
01:05:04My loyalty to everyone,
01:05:08it's not easy
01:05:09to get it in return
01:05:09and I got it
01:05:10in return tenfold.
01:05:11Woo!
01:05:12Woo!
01:05:13Woo!
01:05:13Woo!
01:05:14The House of Villains
01:05:15has a new
01:05:17queen.
01:05:19Well, that's
01:05:19House of Villains
01:05:20season three,
01:05:21everybody.
01:05:21thanks for watching.
01:05:23I hope we outrate
01:05:24traitors and don't
01:05:25forget to always
01:05:26spay and neuter
01:05:27your villains.
01:05:28Congrats, Rita.
01:05:29Woo!
01:05:32Woo!
01:05:33Woo!
01:05:34Is this what it's like
01:05:36to be in the bachelor limo
01:05:37after you're eliminated?
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