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00:01Previously on Georgie and Mandy's first marriage.
00:04And it's going to be a beautiful day for it.
00:06I've predicted sunny skies all through Monday.
00:08Yes, we've got him to thank for that.
00:10Or her.
00:11Oh, I meant God.
00:13I know, so did I.
00:15So God's a woman.
00:16Come on, it's not that big a deal.
00:17It is a huge deal.
00:19Maybe we should pull you off the schedule for a while,
00:21and let everybody cool down.
00:22No, no, no, don't take me off the air.
00:24I can fix this.
00:25I'll just apologize.
00:27Okay, you know what?
00:28I can't do this.
00:29If that's what it takes for me to keep this job,
00:32then I quit.
00:38Hey, y'all.
00:39It's Fred Fagenbacher from Fagenbacher Auto,
00:41where we believe in three things.
00:44God, Texas, and quality tires.
00:47We've been keeping your family on the road, safe,
00:50and in our prayers for over 30 years.
00:52And with our fleet of tow trucks, if you break down,
00:54we can pick you up 24-7.
00:57We got the best deals on brakes, tires, and alignments.
01:00So come on down to Fagenbacher Auto,
01:03where the only thing we put above our customers is
01:06the Lord himself.
01:12Himself? Really?
01:13We don't know that's a shot at you.
01:15I do, but draw your own conclusions.
01:18Forget Fagenbacher. He's a jerk.
01:20You haven't been on TV in weeks.
01:22I'm sure people don't even remember you.
01:25I know you mean well, but shut up.
01:27That ain't true.
01:28A lot of people are still talking about what you said.
01:30Yeah, just the other day our mailman brought it up.
01:33What'd he say?
01:35You know, it's not important.
01:38What did he say?
01:40He wanted to know if you were still in league with Satan.
01:46Going to bed.
01:48Give my best to the devil.
01:50I know he's a sinner.
02:13Liz Bula wants to know who's there.
02:14You didn't want to know if you were still in league with anybody.
02:15If I'm weak enough, they want to disagree with that.
02:15Or teach you how I'm doing today.
02:16Tomorrow.
02:18There are more three pencils.
02:20I saw your commercial, Fred.
02:22Did you like it?
02:24Yeah, it was expensive, but business has been good.
02:27Praise God.
02:30Oh, give it a rest.
02:32Cranky.
02:33Has your lady God been holding out on you?
02:35Ain't that just like a woman?
02:37Stop running that ad and leave Mandy alone.
02:40It ain't my fault your wife put her foot in her mouth.
02:43You know, it's funny.
02:44Back in high school, her mom used to put her foot in my mouth.
02:48Dude!
02:49What'd he say?
02:50Tell him!
02:52You are not a nice man!
02:55Way to let him have it.
02:57Don't worry, business will bounce back.
03:00Of course it will.
03:01You must have had some lean times.
03:03What did you do?
03:05Sold the store to you.
03:13Hey, you're home early.
03:15Wasn't much to do.
03:17Really?
03:17George, you said y'all been busy.
03:19Yeah, George, you lied.
03:21Why?
03:22I didn't want you to feel bad.
03:24About what?
03:25About saying that God's a woman and ruining their business.
03:28But again, don't feel bad.
03:30Hang on.
03:31That's crazy.
03:32People aren't buying tires because of what I said?
03:35When you were a teenager, how many girls did you stop talking to because of something they said?
03:39It wasn't always what they said. Sometimes it was what they were.
03:43You just need to know your husband's a good guy.
03:45Well, if you love him so much, why don't you marry him?
03:47You didn't get me pregnant.
03:55I'm online.
03:59What you doing?
04:00I'm on a message board where people buy and sell used instruments.
04:04People buy stuff on the computer.
04:07Why would anybody want to do that?
04:10It's amazing.
04:11I found someone in Houston selling an old synthesizer.
04:13You're going to drive all that way and give money to a stranger you met on the computer?
04:17It's perfectly safe, Mom.
04:19I don't know.
04:20I saw a story like this on Dateline where the only thing that got sold was the fella's kidney.
04:25I'll be fine.
04:27What do you know about this person?
04:28Do you even know their name?
04:30Of course I do.
04:31Cobra 3837.
04:33You are not going alone.
04:35Jim!
04:36You're overreacting.
04:38What's up?
04:39You're going with Connor to meet his computer friend Cobra and make sure they don't steal his kidney.
04:50I need you to sign these.
04:52Okie dokie.
04:54Hey, Mayor.
04:55Have you heard anyone bad-mouthing me around town?
04:57Of course not.
04:59People love you.
05:00I thought so, too.
05:01But today at the coffee shop, this young woman scolded me for the way I treated Mandy on TV.
05:07Really?
05:08Yes.
05:08She said I was condescending and sexist.
05:11Me!
05:11I love women.
05:13My mother is my best friend.
05:16I used to like when Sheldon said that about me.
05:18Now I'm not so sure.
05:20Now, this isn't the first time.
05:22There's been others.
05:23A lot of others.
05:25Well, the people who know you know it's not true.
05:28My wife is one of the others.
05:31Oh.
05:33You know, if you want to show everyone how much you support women,
05:37why don't you let me do the sermon this Sunday?
05:42I know you're trying to lighten the mood, but this is not the time.
05:48What do you think I should do?
05:50Well, maybe you should reach out to Mandy.
05:54Say you're sorry.
05:56Invite her to church.
05:57Once people see that you two are okay, this will all blow over.
06:01Say I'm sorry.
06:02All I did was correct her when she said God was a woman.
06:04You also called her ignorant on TV.
06:08Oh, I suppose I could be the bigger man.
06:11Good for you.
06:12I did come down a little hard.
06:14Sometimes I forget how forceful we alpha males can be.
06:18Alpha male?
06:19Leader of the pack.
06:21Head honcho.
06:22Right.
06:23Top banana.
06:24I get it.
06:29You should have told me.
06:30I didn't want you to feel bad.
06:32Putting you out of business?
06:34We ain't out of business.
06:36And if those customers got a problem with you, I don't want them anyways.
06:39Oh, thanks.
06:41Supporting my wife is more important than running a successful business.
06:44Or food or shoes for a baby girl.
06:47Thanks again.
06:49Good news is, we live rent-free with your parents.
06:52We can just grow old and die right here.
06:55Thank God.
06:56When you think about it, your parents will probably go before us.
06:59Then the whole place is ours.
07:01But we should stay in this room.
07:02I don't want to have sex on some dead people's bed.
07:08Cobra seemed nice.
07:10Yeah.
07:11For a guy with a keyboard, I expected more fingers.
07:15So what's special about this thing?
07:17You know Frank Zappa's album, The Grand Wazoo?
07:21I don't even know if you're making that up.
07:23This is the same kind of synthesizer they played.
07:25Oh, okay.
07:26It's got a very unique sound.
07:27Can't wait to hear it.
07:28Might be a while.
07:29It's broken.
07:31We drove all this way to buy a thing that don't work.
07:33You bought a broken Mustang.
07:35Okay, well, that's different.
07:37Vintage cars are an investment, and they're cool.
07:39The Grand Wazoo, Dad.
07:43How much money did you waste on this?
07:45400 bucks.
07:46400 bucks?
07:48How do you even have 400 bucks?
07:50My allowance.
07:51From when you were nine?
07:53No, from now.
07:56Hold on.
07:58Your mother still gives you an allowance?
08:00Not always.
08:01I have to do my chores.
08:02How much does she give you?
08:04Just enough for gas, food, and the occasional $400 synthesizer.
08:09It doesn't work.
08:10Sadly, no.
08:17Got a minute?
08:19Mandy.
08:20Of course.
08:21Come on in.
08:22I've been praying about you a lot lately.
08:24Well, that's nice.
08:25Unless you've been asking God to smite me.
08:27No.
08:28God's a lover, not a smiter.
08:31Ooh, that should be on a t-shirt.
08:33Sure.
08:35Anyway, I'm glad you're here.
08:37I was hoping we could clear the air.
08:40Me too, which is why I wanted to apologize.
08:43Really?
08:45Yes, I shouldn't have walked off in the middle of our interview.
08:47It was rude and unprofessional and...
08:53I'm sorry.
08:55For the way you treated me?
08:57Yes.
08:59Well, I appreciate that.
09:00And I would like to say that I accept your apology.
09:06Well, thank you so much.
09:07Wouldn't be much of a pastor if I couldn't forgive people when they've wronged me.
09:11And if it's not too much trouble, maybe you could let people know they don't need to stay away from
09:15Georgie's business.
09:17I'll do you one better.
09:18How about you, Georgie, and baby Cece come to church this Sunday?
09:22You could even sit next to my wife.
09:25Really?
09:26Oh, yeah.
09:27That'll send a message.
09:30Mandy, I didn't know you were here.
09:32Oh, yeah, just stop by and chat with Pastor Jeff.
09:35We were just finishing up.
09:36Great seeing you.
09:37I am so glad you two made up.
09:39People have been so mean to him.
09:41Mean about what?
09:42Doesn't matter.
09:43I have a very thick skin.
09:46About you losing your job and the way he treated you.
09:50Really?
09:52A few people may have said something.
09:54Including your wife.
09:56So people are mad at you and you sat there and let me beg for forgiveness?
10:01Pastor Jeff, you said you were going to apologize.
10:07I was, but then she did and I didn't want to make it all about me.
10:12So my family coming to church is about making you look better?
10:17Again, let's not make this about me.
10:28McAllister, ain't that the name of that crazy weather girl?
10:31Huh.
10:32Well, I guess it is.
10:34I don't know.
10:34No relation.
10:37Actually, McAllister is the guy we bought the place from.
10:40Been meaning to change it.
10:41I kind of like tires or rust.
10:43It's like toys or rust.
10:45You know, tires.
10:47You were looking for a set of 24-inch radials?
10:50Mm-hmm.
10:51You are not going to believe what Pastor Jeff tried to pull.
10:54Excuse me, ma'am.
10:55We'll be with you in a moment.
10:58Yeah, I'm not talking to you.
10:59I'm talking to my husband.
11:02Pagan Balker's a mile down the road,
11:03cross the street from the Dairy Queen,
11:04tell him I said hey.
11:10Why do you hate us?
11:12What's going on?
11:13So, I went groveling to Pastor Jeff to apologize.
11:17Great.
11:18Not great.
11:18Turns out he's the one that should be groveling to me.
11:21For what?
11:22People blame him for me losing my job.
11:24Even his wife is mad about it.
11:25So, what you're saying is, is we got leverage.
11:28What I'm saying is, he owes me an apology.
11:30Okay.
11:31Okay.
11:31You want an apology.
11:32I want customers.
11:33He wants people to see y'all made up.
11:35This is what we in the business sector call a negotiation.
11:38It's what everyone calls a negotiation.
11:42She don't know that.
11:43Yes, I do.
11:49Hey.
11:49How'd it go?
11:50Oh, great.
11:51The instrument's broken, Cobra has seven fingers,
11:53and you give Connor an allowance?
11:56Really?
11:57Seven fingers?
11:59Audrey, what the hell?
12:01He needs money.
12:02Well, he could find a job.
12:04He's been working hard on his music.
12:05I like to think that's his job.
12:07I like to think I got a full head of hair.
12:09That don't make it true.
12:10He's not cut out for a regular job.
12:12He's an artist.
12:14He's a shapeless blob of clay.
12:17I am not going to stop supporting our son.
12:19Well, I'm drawing the line.
12:20No more allowance.
12:22I'm sorry.
12:23You're drawing the line?
12:26That's right.
12:27I'm putting my foot down.
12:28Ooh.
12:29I hope it's not on the line you drew.
12:32I'm serious.
12:34Look at my face.
12:35You think I'm fooling around?
12:37You want to play it that way, fine.
12:39No sex for you tonight.
12:45But I'm so glad that we could all come together
12:48in the spirit of Christian forgiveness
12:49to work out our differences.
12:51I already apologized once.
12:53It's his turn.
12:54You're right.
12:55I am sorry.
12:57And is that for the way you treated me on air
12:59or for trying to use me to make yourself look better?
13:01Oh, like you weren't trying to use me
13:03to put your little episode behind you?
13:05Okay, okay.
13:06Let's remember why we're here.
13:07To use each other.
13:10And Christian forgiveness.
13:12Sure, whatever.
13:14The point is, we all need something
13:16and we're all going to have to give a little to get it.
13:18What do you mean?
13:19Well, Pastor Jeff would like us to come back to church
13:22so people can see that he and Mandy made up.
13:24And for my wife to see it.
13:26Cannot sleep on the couch anymore.
13:27My back is all cattywampus.
13:30So, what do I get?
13:31The bounty of Christ's love.
13:34It's okay.
13:35That's just what we call an opening offer.
13:38But I think what we were looking for
13:39something a little more concrete.
13:41Like what?
13:42Like encourage the congregation to come back to the store.
13:45I can do that.
13:47Oh, and I want a contract to do all the tires
13:49for the church vans again.
13:50Hold on.
13:51If Pastor Jeff's doing that,
13:53then you got to guarantee us
13:55three Sundays a month at church.
13:57Two.
13:58Fine.
13:59But when CeCe's old enough, Sunday school.
14:02Baptist Sunday school.
14:03Your mom is not going to like that.
14:05Yeah, true.
14:07We can make that work.
14:10But I want my job back.
14:12I can't get you your job back.
14:13You can try.
14:14How?
14:15Well, sick the congregation on them.
14:17Write letters.
14:17Threaten them with the wrath of God.
14:19Figure it out.
14:20I'm not a miracle worker.
14:22But I do know one.
14:25I'll see what I can do.
14:27Then we got a deal.
14:28Two Sundays, front row.
14:30Sit next to my wife and tell her we're good.
14:33See you at church.
14:34And you better stay awake.
14:36Too late.
14:37Deal's closed.
14:45Hey there.
14:48What is that?
14:50It's a new TV.
14:51It really ties the room together, don't you think?
14:55It's a monstrosity.
14:56Yeah, we might have to slide the couch back a few feet.
15:00So you just went out and bought a new TV without talking to me?
15:04You can do whatever you want with our money.
15:06I thought I would too.
15:07That thing is not staying in my house.
15:10Oh, I'm sorry.
15:12Are you putting your foot down?
15:15Really?
15:16You want to start a spending war?
15:19Because I have always wanted to own a horse.
15:23Great.
15:24We can go riding together.
15:25You on your horse and me on my new Harley.
15:27You are not getting a motorcycle.
15:29You're not getting a horse.
15:30That thing's going back to the store.
15:32Have at it.
15:33Lift with your legs.
15:35Hey, y'all.
15:36It's Fred Fagenbacher from Fagenbacher Auto.
15:39Oh, he looks good on a big screen.
15:42Check out all that hair.
15:47Fine, I'll bring it back.
15:51Let's all welcome Georgie, Mandy, and baby Cece, who are excited to be full-time members of our flock.
16:02And just remember, if anyone has any tire needs, McAllister Auto is the place to go.
16:08Say Jesus loves you for 10% off.
16:11And, of course, let's keep Mandy in her prayers as she searches for another job.
16:15Now, let's all bow our heads.
16:18Our Father in Heaven.
16:20Prayers?
16:22He gets us at church, you get your business, and I get stupid prayers?
16:26Not prayers.
16:27Bon Jovi's been living on them for years.
16:30I wanted pitchforks.
16:31I wanted torches.
16:32I wanted them to go up to the station the way that they went after me.
16:35You wanted to help the business, and you did.
16:38That's got to feel pretty good, right?
16:40Yeah, yeah.
16:40I'm going to heaven, big whoop.
16:42You might not believe in it, but I prayed for a hot wife.
16:45Boom.
16:46I prayed for a healthy daughter.
16:47Boom.
16:48All that's left is having my own nacho cheese dispenser like at the movies.
16:52You're never getting that.
16:54Excuse me, but this is between me and God.
16:59Your father and I have talked, and we've agreed to continue giving you an allowance.
17:05Great.
17:06There's conditions.
17:07We're considering making music your job, and the money is your payment, but you've got
17:14to work at it every day.
17:15Oh, no thank you.
17:19Come again?
17:20Not interested.
17:21We're giving you money to pursue your dream.
17:24No, you're turning it into work.
17:26That you get paid for.
17:27I don't make music for money.
17:30I do it when I'm inspired.
17:32When I have something important to say.
17:35You wrote a song about a salamander.
17:38I couldn't have done that if I was working for the man.
17:43Unbeliever.
17:44No, if that's the way you feel, we respect it.
17:47No, we don't.
17:48No more allowance.
17:49Damn.
17:50I'm serious.
17:51End of discussion.
17:54I don't mean to cause problems between you two.
17:56Maybe I should go find a job.
17:58And let him win?
18:00Don't you dare.
18:05Okay, thank you so much.
18:08Bye-bye.
18:09You are not going to believe this.
18:11That was Channel 9.
18:12They just offered me a job.
18:13They don't care about the stuff you said?
18:15No, they like it.
18:17They think the controversy will be good for ratings.
18:19Well, that's amazing.
18:21But you're not going to say more crazy stuff, right?
18:24Who knows?
18:25I'm a loose cannon.
18:26That's what they love about me.
18:28Huh.
18:29Well, it looks like the power of prayer really worked.
18:33That's not what happened.
18:34Nothing was going on.
18:35Everyone prayed for you.
18:36Suddenly the phone rings.
18:37Yeah, I sent them my tape weeks ago.
18:40And they just called now.
18:42That's a coincidence.
18:44Sure.
18:45Or an act of God.
18:46You think of all the prayers in the world God decided to answer this one?
18:51He helped the Cowboys win the Super Bowl.
18:53Why not you being a weather girl?
18:55Okay, he didn't help them win.
18:57They're all so good at their job.
19:00I don't know.
19:01They sure thanked him a lot.
19:04Maybe you should, too.
19:07Fine.
19:10Thank you for making me good at my job.
19:16Amen.
19:17Amen.
19:17Amen.
19:24And I just want to thank all you prayer warriors out there.
19:28Thanks to your hard work and, of course, God's open ears,
19:32Mrs. People's Cat returned home.
19:34The high school chess team won the division.
19:37And, of course, Mandy McAllister got a new job as a weather girl on Channel 9.
19:42Praise the Lord, we did it!
19:46God is good.
19:48He sure is.
19:50Hallelujah!
19:52Hallelujah!
19:55Thank you for joining me.
19:57Thank you for having me.
20:21And now and me, just jump in.
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