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00:27Oh, wow!
00:29Look at him skating.
00:32He's going fast.
00:34He has. He's going very, very fast.
00:37Whee! He's running.
00:40Fenty.
00:42Are you sure you don't mind having her today? No.
00:44I just don't want to feel like I'm dumping it on you.
00:46No. No, it's fine.
00:47I'm an appointment that I've forgotten about.
00:51It's all right. We're going to go to the park, aren't we?
00:53When you've had enough with her, just drop her at my mum's.
00:55I've told her she's coming.
00:56She knows you're dropping her.
00:58All right. See you in a bit, Liz.
01:00Yeah. Say bye.
01:00I'll see you later at the play.
01:02Yeah. See you later.
01:03Say bye.
01:03Bye.
01:47Sean? What are you doing? Are you wanking? You're sweating. Oh, that is gross. Have
01:58you just come in the loop? No. Are you sure? Yeah. No, I didn't. You have, haven't you? No. You're
02:09really mean. Why are you doing that? I don't know. I'm just under pressure with the play
02:20and stuff and all that. Are you wanking over someone in the play? No, of course not. It
02:28was just over the magazines that the lads have got at college and, you know, the woman
02:37off Countdown. Oh, right. Okay. The woman off Countdown. Right. I asked you yesterday, Sean,
02:43to have sex. Right. I just, I don't know. I'm just under stress and just want a bit of time
02:50on my own. You know, to think about stuff. All right, then. Well, I'll see you at the
03:00play later, yeah? All right. I'll see you later. I'll be in there when it's get changed by
03:08time. Natural. Morning. Morning. All right, Sean? Yeah, I'm all right. It's been tense,
03:36isn't it? Does it not feel unnatural to be sat like that? Oh, it's like this, don't
03:40it? Where'd you get to last night? Send the facts. I know. I told you I was
03:47sending the facts. That I forgot to say, but it were machines buggering me about. A long
03:53time, son. Yeah, well, it takes a bit of doing, doesn't it? They muck you, but you know what
03:56they like, these machines. What time did you get in? A night time. It's been after
04:02twelve. I was still up at twelve, so. Well, at twelve then? I'm nearly twenty-five. What
04:08do you think I'm cheating on you? Cos I have no mates. Why would you say that? Well, I'm
04:12not cheating on you. You didn't say that. All right. You've not said anything about that.
04:16All right. Well, look, I can only go as fast as the fax machine will allow me to go off.
04:21It was
04:22after twenty past twelve when you came in that door. Well, bloody hell. Come
04:27on. I'm twenty-five. Let's not. Don't worry. You could have told us. I will tell you. You
04:32could have let us know. I should have let you know. And now you've been worrying. Yeah.
04:36And here's me wondering why. You're right, that was faultless. I am faultless. And that's
04:41why I have no mates. It was. It's common consideration, Sonia. Just... All right. Listen, I'm
04:47going to have to go, cos I am going to be late. So can I have a kiss and a
04:50smile, please,
04:51from everyone, cos it's really sad. Come on. Yeah? If I can bloody smile. Come
04:57on, Dad. See you later. I'm absolutely fine. I'm fine, Dad. Tell him Mr. Squires to get
05:02that fixed, then. I will. I'll get on it now. He'll love that. Can't wait to tell him
05:06that. Eight o'clock in the morning. Spanish Inquisition. All right, son. In a bit. Love
05:10is. Stop worrying.
05:11Yeah. I'll get on it. I'll give you. I'll get on it. I'll get on it.
05:42It's just yesterday, you said, if I need it.
05:45Of course.
05:47I've got loads of time before I have to see the next patient,
05:51so we can talk out here or we can go into the office or...
05:55It is fine.
05:56OK, have a seat.
06:03How have you been if you slept?
06:07I want to apologise about yesterday.
06:10Don't worry, I'm glad you've come in.
06:12No, it was...
06:15It was awful the way I spoke to you.
06:17It's understandable, you're under a lot of pressure.
06:19No, just...
06:21I need you to know that I'm really sorry about that,
06:24because I didn't...
06:26I didn't mean to attack you.
06:27It's OK.
06:29It's OK.
06:31I've been thinking about you since yesterday, I'm glad you've come back.
06:35Likewise.
06:39Lisa slept.
06:41Good.
06:42So the girl ball worked.
06:45For now.
06:47Thank you for that.
06:49Yeah.
06:51And did you?
06:55I got...
06:59Well, I know.
07:00I think.
07:07Um...
07:09Just some things you said to me yesterday.
07:13I don't want you to feel like I was trying to...
07:16analyse your life, but...
07:18I'm not doing my job if I don't look out for you as well as her,
07:22and that's all I was trying to convey, and...
07:25This is a place you can come and talk.
07:28No, I can't.
07:29I...
07:30I...
07:31I can just tell that you kind of care, and, um...
07:35I do.
07:43I just...
07:47I don't...
07:50I can tell I'm not well.
07:53OK.
07:55I don't feel...
08:01I don't feel like myself.
08:03OK.
08:04And, um...
08:09I think I'm a little bit poorly.
08:11OK.
08:15It may or may not be postnatal depression.
08:18It might run a bit deeper than that.
08:21Because you'd expect that you'd have come from that by now, but...
08:26there's more going on with you, and...
08:28I know that you've had a bereavement in your family, and...
08:31on top of everything else...
08:34just makes everything so much worse.
08:40I'm...
08:41I'm glad he's dead.
08:46He was an...
08:47an evil man.
08:50And, um...
08:51He didn't have a good relationship?
08:53No.
09:00He used to abuse me when I was a kid.
09:05for...
09:08for a long time.
09:17God.
09:26Have you ever spoken to anyone about it?
09:34Yeah.
09:37I've...
09:38got a friend, and...
09:40he's not around at the minute, but...
09:45he's always been there for me, and...
09:50he knows.
09:54That's absolutely not something you should carry around.
09:57and...
09:59can destroy a person.
10:09Things are happening...
10:15that...
10:17are normal.
10:21Like what?
10:36I can see him.
10:42I can see him, my dad.
10:45I can see him.
10:49And I'm not talking in my dreams.
10:51It's...
10:53It's not even like he's a blurry vision.
11:00He was in my bathroom yesterday.
11:05So I spoke to him.
11:10And he replied.
11:18I know he's there.
11:20He's not there.
11:22I know I'm not going insane.
11:24You're not.
11:26Because he's there.
11:29You've been so traumatised.
11:32And you haven't had a chance to deal with it properly.
11:37And because you're not at peace...
11:40I'll never be at peace.
11:42I can never be at peace.
11:43You can.
11:44I can't.
11:49I have so many secrets buried in me that I just...
11:54do you realise that none of this is your fault?
11:57You know that.
11:58None of this is your fault.
12:01And when you believe that,
12:02you'll start to get better.
12:04You'll start to feel better.
12:06But you need help.
12:08And I want to help you.
12:11I'm going to help you.
12:12I'm here.
12:15And you can come in here any time and talk.
12:17We can talk.
12:20Please help me.
12:21You're not alone.
12:22You know that.
12:31I will help you.
12:34And you will find peace.
12:37This too shall pass.
12:51This is the wish I had.
12:53Let's do it.
12:58I will help you.
13:07This is my wish.
15:04Okay, love, you've got 15 minutes.
15:14You all right?
15:18It's a nice surprise.
15:23How you doing?
15:25Okay.
15:28Yeah.
15:29Yeah, I'm good.
15:31You look well?
15:33Yeah, I'm doing all right.
15:35I'm doing me all levels, not GCSEs.
15:40Are you?
15:41Yeah.
15:42What are you doing?
15:45English, maths, and sociology.
15:49Oh, my God.
15:52Is it going all right?
15:53Yeah.
15:54Yeah.
15:55Yeah, it's not so bad this time.
15:57I'm good.
16:00Good on you.
16:06How's the baby?
16:08Yeah, she's great.
16:10She's humble.
16:13But no, she's beautiful.
16:15She's beautiful.
16:16Only pitches.
16:19Um, yeah, I think I've got them all right.
16:33She's gorgeous.
16:35Yeah.
16:37She looks like you.
16:39She looks like Milky.
16:45I think she's great.
16:48Always Milky.
16:50Yeah, he's good.
16:51He's not around a lot, but it's what we agreed,
16:54and it's working for us, so.
16:57But he loves her, and he's a good dad.
17:01He's good?
17:01Yeah.
17:03How's Woody?
17:07Um, he's fine.
17:09He's got a new girlfriend.
17:14Making a fresh doll.
17:17He deserves it.
17:21I don't really see him, so.
17:23No.
17:28No.
17:32How are you?
17:35Um.
17:39Things are hard.
17:42But I'm getting there.
17:49I'm sorry I've not been to see you.
17:54I understand.
17:58But, um, I just really wanted to come and say thank you face-to-face.
18:05Well, you don't have to tell me.
18:08I'll do the same thing again tomorrow.
18:11Yeah, I know you would.
18:14It's not just, not just that.
18:21Just thinking back to when we were younger and, you know, me and you.
18:31I remember when you came and saw me at the factory.
18:36We had that chat in the car.
18:39And I said, I said some things that I really regret.
18:42I remember.
18:44Yeah, you do.
18:48We talked about that night that we had to go out.
18:55You were saying it was the best night of your life.
19:01And I said it was the worst night of my life.
19:07But it wasn't.
19:13No one's ever been that gentle with me.
19:19So I'm sorry I said that.
19:26Just at the time.
19:32Thinking back.
19:39You've always been there for me.
19:43You know a lot about me.
19:45About my past.
19:50And you're sat there and I'm sat here.
19:53That's crazy.
19:54Doesn't matter.
19:59I just wanted to say thank you.
20:04And I love you.
20:26I'm going to have to go.
20:27I've got to go and get Lisa and she's at my mum's.
20:29I said Milky could see her today.
20:33So I'd not be late.
20:36You're going to be all right?
20:38Yeah.
20:43I'm going to be fine.
20:45You sure?
20:50I'll come and see you again.
20:53Yeah, please.
20:58Have a good Christmas.
21:01Happy Christmas.
21:03Happy Christmas.
21:19And take care.
21:21Same to.
21:25I love you.
21:29I love you.
21:30I love you.
21:35Okay, I'm going to have to go.
21:40See you later.
21:53Switch.
21:55Switch.
21:56Switch.
21:56Come on.
21:57Okay.
21:58Throw that ball up in the air.
22:00Woo.
22:01Ah.
22:02Woo.
22:03Ah.
22:04Woo.
22:04Woo.
22:05Ah.
22:05Ah.
22:05Woo.
22:05Very good.
22:06Shake out.
22:06Shake out.
22:07Shake out.
22:07Shake out.
22:07Shake out.
22:07Shake out.
22:08Come on.
22:08low Ba-ba-ba-bo-ba-ba-ba-bo.
22:10Mwah-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
22:11-ba.
22:14Ssssshh.
22:15Go.
22:15compile.
22:17Software.
22:18Hope.
22:22Pirate.
22:30Oraster.
22:32Sure, the final dress rehearsal, aye?
22:34Yeah.
22:34Last chance to get it right.
22:36What?
22:37In my case, it's last chance to get it wrong.
22:41Listen, last night, Sean, I...
22:44You don't have to explain.
22:46You know, I'm not fucking stupid.
22:49You're way out of my league.
22:50I'm not out of your league.
22:54I just don't want...
22:55I just don't want things to be different between us and our mates.
23:01I do.
23:03Look, different for good or different for bad?
23:06Differ for good, you idiot.
23:09Look, Sean, I'm not like this.
23:12You've got a girlfriend.
23:14We can't go messing about behind people's backs.
23:18We can't do anything till after the show.
23:23I know what you mean.
23:24Of course.
23:27Let's just...
23:28Let's just focus on this for now and...
23:30speak to you at the party.
23:32Yeah.
23:35Let's go get my beard on.
23:39I'll see you later.
23:42Bye, Sean.
23:43Night.
23:50Hiya.
23:51Field, where are you going?
23:52Come here, boy.
23:53Quickly in here.
23:54Warm-up time.
23:55Okay.
23:56La la la la la la la la la la la ha!
24:16Rich?
24:20Richie?
24:21Jenny, so it's bath. Go downstairs if you want to poof.
24:25Your dad's in downstairs, Luke. Can I just come in?
24:28I'd rather you didn't. Can you not hang on?
24:30It's all right. I'm just absolutely desperate.
24:35You're fucking at that stage in relationship with fucking wee buddies already.
24:41It's all right.
24:45I'm sorry, Jen. I'm being a twat with you there.
24:48No, you're not.
24:48Yeah, you are, Jen. I'm being a dick.
24:50I shouldn't have bust in.
24:52You don't deserve it, sweetheart.
24:54I'm just fucking... Fuck. I'm sorry.
24:56I'm fucking a lot on at work and...
25:01It's got a lot on.
25:02Well, do you want to talk about it?
25:04I'm all right, no. I'm all right.
25:07I'm sorry, love. I'm just fucking this meal as well and everything.
25:12You know, I just have fucking...
25:13Every day I spend with him, he pisses me off.
25:16He's a fucking mad arse.
25:18And now I've got to spend my time off with him as well.
25:22Fuck.
25:22At least he's paying for it.
25:24Yeah.
25:26You aren't being a mad arse. Give me a low five.
25:28All right.
25:29All right.
25:29Sorted me out there. Thank you.
25:31Okay.
25:32Thanks, Jen.
25:33All right. I'm gonna go and get ready.
25:34All right. You pooed there.
25:36I have not.
25:36You told me it was a weeb. I trusted you.
25:39Shut up.
25:39Shut up.
25:58And there's the donkey.
26:00And there's the cushy.
26:02And there's the cushy.
26:02Where's baby Jesus?
26:04Point to... point to baby Jesus.
26:06Yay!
26:07Well done.
26:08She's a cuddle, isn't she?
26:09Hello.
26:10Hello.
26:11Hello.
26:11Hello.
26:12Hello.
26:14Steady.
26:15Come here, then. Give us a cuddle, because Mummy's going out now.
26:18Oh, she's...
26:18You all right?
26:20She's had a busy day.
26:21Mwah.
26:21You're gonna give Daddy a kiss, because it's bedtime, isn't it?
26:24I'll take a look.
26:25Yeah.
26:25Thanks, Rose.
26:26Give Daddy a kiss.
26:28Mwah.
26:28Mwah.
26:29All right.
26:30Come on, then.
26:31Let's go and see what we can find upstairs, shall we?
26:34All right.
26:34Nighty-night.
26:35Nighty-night.
26:37Bye.
26:38Night.
26:39Bye.
26:41Oh.
26:42Bless her.
26:44Breaks my heart.
26:46Yeah.
26:48Honest to God, you've done such a good job with her.
26:52You think?
26:52You really have, Rose.
26:53She's amazing.
26:55And what the...
26:56What has happened with your mum?
26:58I don't know.
26:59She's turned a corner, that's for sure.
27:01Well, that is not the Chrissie I know.
27:03Definitely.
27:07Yeah, she's changed.
27:10You look well.
27:14Really?
27:16Yeah.
27:18I mean, you didn't the other day.
27:21What...
27:21What was all that about?
27:23You just came round at the wrong time.
27:25I was trying to put Lisa to sleep.
27:27She doesn't sleep throughout the night at the minute.
27:29I'm struggling with it, so...
27:31You just fucking turned up out of nowhere.
27:34You've been away for God knows how long.
27:35I thought it would have been a nice surprise.
27:37Yeah, well...
27:39Surprises don't always go down the way you want them to.
27:43No, not really.
27:47So, how long are you back for this time?
27:51You tell me.
27:52How long do you want me back for?
27:54I could do with you back for a bit now.
27:57Well...
27:59That's...
27:59That's a breath of fresh air, if I was honest.
28:04That's what I've been hoping you'd say.
28:05She's...
28:06Yeah, I could do a bit of foul. She's hard work.
28:10She's...
28:10One more night, then.
28:12Oh, yeah.
28:14Oh, yeah.
28:16She's...
28:16She's...
28:17She's...
28:20She's...
28:34She's...
28:37Shall we get home?
28:51Are you excited?
28:52I'm very excited.
28:54Aren't you?
28:55No.
28:55Can't be arsed.
28:56It's fucking intense.
28:58It'll be nice.
28:59It's gonna be nice.
29:00Have you ever met his wife?
29:01No, have you?
29:02She's not fucking certain.
29:03Hey, oh.
29:03Merry Crimbo.
29:05I'm generally a bit chivalrous.
29:07Aye.
29:08Good evening, madam.
29:09Sorry.
29:10You're all right.
29:10It's a table under the...
29:12Sorry.
29:12Under the name Squires.
29:14Ah, you must be Richard.
29:15Yeah.
29:15I've been expecting you.
29:16Oh, hey.
29:17Not any friend of Kent Squires is a friend of this establishment.
29:19Right.
29:20Would you like to come through?
29:21Yeah.
29:21We've prepared your table, especially.
29:23All right.
29:24Nice one.
29:26There you go.
29:27Cheers.
29:28Enjoy your evening.
29:29There he is!
29:30How you doing?
29:31Oh, where you going?
29:33How's that arm?
29:34Is it all right?
29:35Yeah.
29:35Where's my lovely Angela?
29:36Who the fuck?
29:37Who's that fucker?
29:40Who are you?
29:42Not Angela.
29:44No, she's not.
29:45Janice.
29:45Richard.
29:47Hiya, love.
29:48Come here, love.
29:48Nice to meet you.
29:50Come here, you shit.
29:51Oh, hey.
29:52And you must be Jennifer.
29:54Yeah.
29:54Twice as lovely as he said you were, eh?
29:56If such a thing were possible.
29:59Oh.
30:00Enchante.
30:01Bonjour.
30:04Hiya, nice to meet you.
30:05My name's Janice.
30:06Oh, hello, I'm Jennifer.
30:07Nice to meet you.
30:09Hello, Janice.
30:10Who's this lovely lady?
30:10What's this all about, eh?
30:14Angela and I are, we've, you know, hit a bit of a rocky road.
30:20Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
30:21Yeah, I don't know.
30:22I'm sorry.
30:23Been a bit hard, haven't it?
30:24Don't much spiral.
30:25I can say that, aren't I?
30:26I mean, I won't have a bad word said about Angela, I'll be honest with you.
30:29Do you know, do you know Angela?
30:30Oh, yeah, I know.
30:30I've cut her hair for about six years now.
30:32You've cut her pig in hair as well.
30:33Yeah, you know, I'm a mobile hairdresser.
30:35In a home with trust.
30:36Yeah.
30:36Amazing.
30:37Really, really understandable.
30:38Yeah.
30:39You alright?
30:39Anyway, anyway, he's alright, eh?
30:42What about you two?
30:44What about you two?
30:45What about you two?
30:45What about you two?
30:46You two?
30:47Hit in your promotion?
30:48Oh!
30:49Oh!
30:50Eh?
30:51Why didn't you tell me about that?
30:52No, because it's just, I'm not telling you about it.
30:55It's just a big thing.
30:56It's a big deal.
30:57I don't wanna...
30:57It's been in my head.
30:58I'm thinking about it in here.
30:59Yeah, yeah.
30:59You see, the thing is, Giannis, you see, Rich has not put pen to paper here.
31:02No.
31:02We don't wanna frighten him off, do we?
31:04I haven't signed it yet, you stupid cunt, am I?
31:09Worky fucking...
31:10I'm doing worky banter with you.
31:12Liking the thing.
31:14Just...
31:15Too far.
31:16With lasses, I know.
31:17Just...
31:18Oh, nice.
31:19Lovely.
31:20Thank you very much.
31:21Cheers.
31:24I really don't know what's on these two.
31:25I've got to see you on this one, then.
31:27Oh, fine, love.
31:28Are you all right?
31:29Fine, love.
31:29Yeah, good.
31:30Nice wardrobe.
31:31Where's my seat, sir?
31:32Don't hit you.
31:34Where is this at the front?
31:36Well, I should...
31:38Oh, I'm all excited.
31:40Looks great.
31:41I'm singing it, yeah.
31:43Oh, I am excited.
31:45You're nervous?
31:50Oh, I've been on pins all day.
31:52I'm just gonna go and wish him good luck.
31:54All right, love.
31:55All right.
31:55Yeah, tell him we're here.
31:57Tell him we're rooting for him.
32:02You keep him, mate.
32:04You keep him to buy yourself a wedding gown.
32:08Wedding gown?
32:10So, of course, if you'll have me.
32:28What are you gonna say?
32:33I'm just doing the play.
32:38Well, it looked really real.
32:42What's wrong?
32:42Why are you here?
32:46I just came to wish you good luck, Phil.
32:51Well, you wish me good luck this morning.
32:55How did you get in here?
32:56Did you just walk over the stage in front of everybody?
33:01I just came round about to see if you were all right.
33:06Why?
33:06Of course I'm all right.
33:08You just need to get on with our ears or so while you go, please.
33:11I don't really want to go.
33:14Well, I don't really want you here.
33:16And I don't mean it in a nasty way.
33:17I mean it as in, we need to get on with our ears or smell
33:20and you being here is not helping at all.
33:23Okay.
33:26You do know that I've been with Phil for two and a half years, don't you?
33:30Yeah.
33:33She knows we've been together, Phil.
33:35I've told her so many times.
33:37Do you want me to give you a bit of time?
33:39No, it's fine.
33:39We need to get on with our ears or something.
33:41It's all right.
33:41Will you come back out there, please?
33:42I'll come and see you after.
33:43All right, then.
33:47All right.
33:49Bye, then.
33:50Look.
33:54Have a good play, won't I?
33:57Yeah.
34:15How is he, darling?
34:17Fucking horrible.
34:18Michelle.
34:20He's probably just nervous, love.
34:23Maybe just a soup song later.
34:24There you are, you, you buggy.
34:27He told me, yeah?
34:29I told you now, you're quick-witted.
34:31Very fast.
34:31He told me.
34:32Tell you what, tell you what.
34:33He's very fast.
34:34I want you ordering whatever you want off your troops, all right?
34:37Because tonight, what's mine is yours.
34:39You're in my place of worship tonight.
34:40What a gentleman.
34:41What a gent.
34:43Oh, I'm straight for this steak.
34:44Besides, I think we'll find out that every second meal is free, or with these babies.
34:49Oh, my God.
34:50That is clever.
34:51How do you like that?
34:52Two-for-one vouchers.
34:53Fantastic deal, yeah.
34:54Oh, yeah, it is.
34:55Launching a pretty face, may you?
34:56I know.
34:57Oh, sexy toad.
34:59I'm actually in the back of that.
35:01I'll be all right.
35:02Oh, very sexual, innit, that.
35:04Hey, and I tell you what, I tell you what.
35:06When you take over from, if you take over from me, if you take over from me, you're going
35:13to find out that my unlimited supply of two-for-one vouchers is just the tip of the iceberg.
35:18Boom!
35:19I feel great move, then, with them.
35:21Unbelievable.
35:22There's a few there at all, innit there?
35:23Hey, tell them.
35:24Come on, Rich.
35:25Tell them how many you've got in your cupboard at work.
35:27I've got 246 of those in my desk.
35:29Yep, that's very precise.
35:30Have you counted all them?
35:32I thought you were working.
35:36I'm making bloody bruise.
35:37Welding like a bugger.
35:38He's counting his vouchers, isn't he?
35:41One freak bloody wife at week.
35:42Here, look.
35:43What are you doing?
35:44What am I lying?
35:45I'm having a laugh.
35:45I'm going to check my empire.
35:48That's fantastic, that.
35:49Ooh, it sucks, innit?
35:51There you go.
35:51Give you them back.
35:52They're not mine yet.
35:53No, no, they will be, though.
35:54They will be.
35:54They'll all be yours.
35:56So what are we going for here, then?
35:58Have a look.
36:02How long is this?
36:04Well, I've seen a play before, and it was three hours.
36:07Fuck.
36:07Three fucking hours.
36:09Three hours.
36:10I'm not for three hours.
36:11I'll tell you, I don't want to stand in these shoes.
36:12It'll fly by, people.
36:13It'll fly by.
36:16Yeah, for you.
36:29How do you feel now?
36:31I feel fine.
36:32Please.
36:32This is going to be great.
36:34Listen.
36:35You got a bit more?
36:36I'll keep it up here.
36:37No, you can't.
36:38You can get me back now.
36:41All good.
36:42If our troops settle down, this is going to be fucking wank.
37:00Come, you'll allow me a pound.
37:02Bid me down again, and I stand on ten shillings.
37:07Now you'll know.
37:08You either like it or lump it.
37:12But what must you have, Taylor?
37:14And half a dozen cameras and lunch, yeah?
37:17Here's my pigeon.
37:26Aye.
37:28No one should say Bob Braley's craned when he could have kept going.
37:32I'm down in London town just to find a woman who can help me on my business trip.
37:38I wonder if there's any women in here, because I've come down with a lot of money.
37:43And I just need a bit of help.
37:45Quiet!
37:45Oh, sit.
37:46Please.
37:47I'm sorry, sir.
37:55Why don't you sit down here, love?
37:57No, no, of course, sir.
38:00So how long you been living down in London town?
38:03I've always lived here.
38:04How long have you been here for?
38:05Not long, me, love.
38:06I've just come down with a bit of money.
38:08You, too.
38:09It's not great.
38:10You're looking so fast.
38:12You're looking so fast.
38:17You're looking so fast.
40:08Have you seen Faye anyway?
40:09Nah mate.
40:10Cheers.
40:13Have you seen Faye anyway?
40:20I need you upstairs.
40:21Alright, cheers.
40:22I love you.
40:23Excuse me.
40:25Excuse me.
40:27Get out the fucking way.
40:29Hey.
40:37Hello.
40:46What are you doing up here on your own griddling, Sadie?
40:49Dunno.
40:54What's the matter?
40:55I just don't want to go back downstairs.
40:58I don't really feel like partying.
41:01Faye, what's wrong?
41:02You know what's wrong?
41:06Michelle obviously knows.
41:09Why else would she not come to the party?
41:18Well...
41:19So what if she knows?
41:21I was going to tell her anyway, weren't I?
41:23Not like that.
41:26I just feel dead tired.
41:34Faye, I'm really, really sorry.
41:36I didn't mean to ruin your night.
41:43You know, earlier on in the play, it was amazing.
41:47You know, you deserve to have a good night.
41:48And maybe you need us.
41:50You know, stopping you from having a good time.
41:53So...
41:53Maybe it's just best if I go.
41:58Okay.
42:06Just...
42:08If you feel like, you know, you want to talk to me or whatever,
42:12even if it's on Christmas Day,
42:14just give me a ring.
42:16Thanks.
42:19Alright, I'll see you later.
42:27Sean.
42:33Don't go.
42:34Not really.
42:58I tell you what.
43:00This is Christmas, eh?
43:02Yeah.
43:03It is bloody Christmas, eh?
43:04Women.
43:05Cigars.
43:06Brandy.
43:07More pumpkin you can throw a sticker.
43:09Hey.
43:10You know, I'd love to spend every Christmas Eve like this.
43:13Oh.
43:14Wouldn't it be lovely enough?
43:15Wouldn't it?
43:15That's a good idea.
43:16Really nice.
43:16Hey, hey.
43:17That's...
43:18That's a bloody grand idea.
43:20Yeah.
43:20Hey, I tell you what.
43:21Why don't we?
43:21Why don't we?
43:22We can make a date every year.
43:24Every Christmas Eve.
43:25Oh.
43:25You?
43:26Me?
43:27Hey.
43:27Hey.
43:29Brilliant.
43:29That would be fantastic.
43:30What would that be like?
43:31I have had such a good nightmare.
43:33I really mean it.
43:34I really mean it.
43:35It's been fantastic.
43:35Full as a bugger, really.
43:36I am.
43:37Crack it.
43:37Fantastic.
43:38I tell you what, though.
43:39I tell you what.
43:39I give me a chance to see my car every year.
43:41My baby.
43:42What do you mean?
43:43Well, you...
43:43You get that, you know.
43:45When you take over, you get the Scorpio.
43:47You get the Scorpio.
43:48Lord, dear.
43:48I can't adapt it.
43:49Why?
43:51Freaking Scorpio and everything.
43:52That'd be brilliant.
43:53That's not bad, dear.
43:55That's Scorpio.
43:56That's it.
43:56All right.
43:57Five.
43:57All right.
43:58Alloy trends.
43:59I didn't know about that.
44:00No, that's incredible, really.
44:01You're going to miss that, you are.
44:031,933 cubic centimetres of raw power engine.
44:06That's got to be bigger than the Metro, ain't it?
44:08It is bigger than the Metro.
44:10I know.
44:10I know.
44:11I know.
44:11I know.
44:12Imagine yourself driving that.
44:13Top speed, 119 miles an hour.
44:15Scorpio.
44:16Brilliant.
44:18Scorpio.
44:19Scorpio.
44:21Scorpio.
44:22I'm doing it.
44:22I'm doing it again.
44:24You're all right.
44:25Right.
44:25Right.
44:25This is my last word on it now, right?
44:27Mm-hmm.
44:27I don't want to talk about it again.
44:29No.
44:29I know I've put a lot of pressure on you.
44:31I know I've been doing the hard sell and, you know, making you take this job.
44:36But, my last word is this.
44:38I would be absolutely gutted if you, you didn't take that job.
44:44But, that said, no more pressure.
44:49You know, you take as long as you want.
44:51I know.
44:52Listen.
44:52You, you.
44:53Hang on.
44:54Right.
44:54What's the frigging matter?
44:55I don't need any more time.
44:57You haven't put me under pressure.
44:58Do you know what?
44:58You're a bloody wonderful bloke with me, you are.
45:00And I really, I really fucking mean that.
45:02You are.
45:03You've been out but a good man to me.
45:04And I'd love to do your job.
45:06I'd love to do this promotion shit.
45:08You know, I want to do it.
45:09And I want to do it well.
45:10I'll take the job.
45:11I'll do it.
45:11I'll do the job.
45:12I'll take the job.
45:13Of course I'll take the frigging job.
45:14What's the matter with me?
45:14Of course I'll take the bloody job.
45:16You're taking it!
45:17Oh!
45:19Oh!
45:19Oh!
45:22You bloody big lump!
45:23Bless you!
45:25I'm glad you're happy.
45:27Oh!
45:28You're lovely.
45:29You're lovely.
45:31What are they doing here?
45:32Get off my wife!
45:34What about a group hug?
45:35Oh!
45:36Oh!
45:36Oh!
45:36Oh!
45:38Oh!
45:39Hey, Merry Christmas!
45:40Merry Christmas!
45:42Merry Christmas!
45:42Merry Christmas!
45:43Oh, I'd say you are yours.
45:45I wasn't serious.
45:46That was a piss poor performance.
45:48It must have been a comedy.
45:50It must have been a comedy.
45:50It must have been a comedy.
45:50That's a stupid question.
45:52So you say it was comedy?
45:53Please say it was comedy.
45:53Hey, fuck it.
45:54You're laughing, man.
45:55It's meant to be serious.
45:56Banj, you took the piss.
45:58I didn't drink the piss.
45:59You did, Banj.
45:59I did not take the piss.
46:00Seriously, Banj, I've actually never heard you laugh.
46:02No, I pissed off with that he didn't bring us to his party.
46:04I think we're not posh enough for Sean.
46:07That's what it is, Banj.
46:07That's why we haven't been invited to the party.
46:10He's the posh boy.
46:11He's the posh boy.
46:11He's changed.
46:12He has changed.
46:13What are we doing tonight?
46:14Fuzzies.
46:15Oh, I have not been there in years.
46:21Bloody fucking funny, man.
46:23It's going to be riddled.
46:23Bro, where are you going?
46:25I'm going to get off.
46:26Have a good one.
46:27Come on.
46:27Oh, fuzzies.
46:28Grab a granddad.
46:30Grab a granddad.
46:31Have a good one.
46:32Come on.
46:33Merry Christmas, Limey.
46:35Oh, so you go.
46:36Go fuzzies.
46:37Yay!
46:39Fuck you, do you want to be?
46:40What?
46:42Lowell.
46:45What's up?
46:46No.
46:47I just want to get back police, that's all.
46:48Yeah, Mum will take care of that.
46:49It'll be fine.
46:50I don't want to take care of her.
46:51I want to take care of her.
46:52I'm a mum.
46:54Lowell, you're a great mum.
46:57Go and have a good night, Kelly.
46:58It's Christmas Eve.
46:59Exactly.
47:00It's Christmas Eve.
47:00Yeah, I know.
47:01I want to be there for her when she wakes up.
47:03I want to...
47:05I'm a mum.
47:06I can't be doing fuzzies.
47:07It doesn't matter.
47:08We don't even have to be with them idiots.
47:09We'll sit in a corner and get some eggnog.
47:11What, would you sit in a corner with me all night?
47:14Yeah, of course I would.
47:17I fucking love you, you know.
47:34You all right, yeah?
47:36Callum, I'm absolutely fine.
47:39You just ain't seem that happy, that's all.
47:42Well, I am.
47:44Yeah.
47:45Yeah.
47:47Are you all right?
47:48Yeah, I'm all right.
47:50Well, then we're good.
47:55You...
48:00Excuse me, is this Faye's house?
48:02Yeah, that's right.
48:02Ready to be jolly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
48:07Long, now, I'm gay, a-barrel, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
48:12Go, the ancient heroes, I-garo, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
48:17See the blazing, you'll be co-est, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
48:23Strike, ah, okay.
48:25.
48:31.
48:45Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing?
48:50What are you fucking doing?
48:52What the fuck are you doing?
48:54I thought I was going to be the bigger fucking person and come and apologise.
48:58You fucking betrayed me now.
49:01I'm sorry.
49:03I'm sorry.
49:04Don't come near me.
49:06I'm fed up of all of you.
49:08I'm fed up of all of you.
49:10All of you fuckers.
49:12I'm sorry.
49:12I'm really sorry.
49:13I'll leave you with your fucking jam tart.
49:16Over there.
49:18Open your legs for him.
49:20He's my boyfriend.
49:21He's not your boyfriend.
49:22I couldn't help him.
49:23You couldn't help him.
49:25Really.
49:26I love you so much.
49:28You can have your tart.
49:30That's it.
49:30I don't want it.
49:31Have your fucking jam tart and eat it because I don't want you anymore.
49:35Well, I love you.
49:36I'm sorry.
49:37Fuck off.
49:41What the hell?
49:46Sean.
49:50Do you not even care?
50:11I want to go to bed.
50:16I'm sorry.
50:23What the hell?
50:30You