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00:02what the fuck that's what you're wearing to go to a school i want to seem like a successful lady
00:08you're a nightmare you love me i love you is this a manic episode what should i do again
00:16i sit on you i fix problems and you have them you're the bitch you shagged my cousin's husband
00:22oh yeah i did do that you need to stop worrying about maggie she's not worried about you
00:28i lost the bar and i'm fucking pregnant maggie i need you to help me is that okay of course
00:34i can
00:34i'm in a really good place i think there's something wrong with my brain then get some help maggie
01:22maggie
01:25my beautiful sane daughter i literally never have to worry about you that's nice mum yeah
01:33we call you the sane one now as you should excuse me i just need to take this
01:41yeah hello mm-hmm okay okay bye bye is this a bad time apologies the uh government just needed to
01:50run some budget stuff past a very sane person god i'm lucky to have someone so wildly sane as a
01:56client
02:02i need you to help me hello i need you to help me ready what's going on can i borrow
02:18your white noise machine
02:26my room sounds like ghosts get out
02:31for god's sake
02:48so we built the mountain by digging out a mighty hole and thought our books we carried every rock and
02:58stone
03:00but now the hole is deeper than anybody ever planned
03:05at the fingertips i'm hanging it all
03:10so insane too but i got through this evil on my own
03:14i haven't left the house in nearly 30 000 cold reactor
03:19is this too early early i'm up at 6am every day in case someone's died in the night
03:24well they do say mental illness is hereditary
03:27i barely slept anyway i hate that you're so far away
03:31okay i'm in surrey
03:32bad enough when you move back to your flat
03:34look i am fine mum
03:36i'm in my stable girl era
03:38i'm on medication that isn't trying to kill me
03:41i use retinol and hello fresh
03:43i am a bridesmaid in a posh wedding for god's sake
03:45has anyone heard from eddie
03:46is she coming she's
03:49no there's no way
03:51it's been a year she didn't even rsvp which
03:54i'm not even thinking about that mum just stop worrying okay
03:57i'm allowed to be worried maggie
03:59it is your first time leaving town since lithium poisoning
04:04i said it's your first time leaving town
04:07look i heard you mum just
04:09i need to get going okay
04:10what on earth does this maid of honour need you so early for
04:13i don't know bridesmaid stuff
04:15filming awkward tiktoks and matching satin pyjamas
04:18and telling someone her skin looks clear
04:23i
04:23am a normal person
04:25normal who wants to be normal
04:28i do
04:29well if you get overwhelmed or feel bad in any way
04:32just call me i won't mum
04:33this is going to be a nice easy chill
04:36this is not one of your
04:37kooky hackneyed town hall
04:40weddings where the bride wears
04:42a jumpsuit and drinks
04:43lager from a can
04:45this is the home counties
04:46we take this seriously
04:49i have barely slept
04:51mercury cried all night
04:53no
04:54did he
04:55simone has had a
04:57complicated reaction to her
04:59premarital juice cleanse
05:01i will never forgive heat magazine for what it did to us
05:04so to avoid my brother saying i do to a woman wearing an adult nappy
05:08i will be busy trying to
05:10plug the leak
05:11as it were
05:14yes those were simone's choices
05:16i suppose she wanted her culture represented too
05:20please wear them so as to differentiate yourselves from the staff
05:25um
05:26um
05:29why um
05:30why does my sash say this
05:33my reputation
05:35as a maid of honour
05:37a role i take extremely seriously
05:39is immaculate
05:40i am in constant demand
05:42and this is my brother's wedding
05:44my favourite brother
05:45the only brother that isn't balding
05:46and as
05:47from what i understand
05:49you have a bit of a reputation
05:51as somewhat of a loose cannon
05:52hmm
05:53i think this would be a better fit
05:55hmm
05:57off you pop
05:59now
06:00i have written down your bridesmaid's tasks
06:03in extremely
06:04simple
06:05terms
06:07so
06:07i am assuming
06:08there are no questions
06:10i left simone lying face down in an antique chamber pot
06:14so i ought to
06:14er
06:15what does train the swans mean
06:17is assist jesse weirs lying for something
06:19i have not heard a thing from the fourth bridesmaid
06:21has anyone had contact with her
06:23she's ignored all communications
06:27er
06:28er
06:28no
06:29no
06:29no
06:29she
06:30she won't be coming
06:33act
06:38and if i see anyone vaping
06:40they will be fined
06:46i cannot wait for my bridesmaid years to be over
06:51what was audi pippa middleton saying to you
06:53nothing
06:53i think it's grand
06:54anyways we only have to see with her for one day
06:56simone has done worse for us
06:58like when she sucked off storms and his weird old rudy's to get us backstage
07:00oh exactly
07:01well strapping fuckers because things are about to get worse
07:03worse than unpaid labour
07:04do you remember simone's ex
07:05jack
07:07jack pearl
07:08one who couldn't stop telling us that he once played pool with amy winehouse
07:10oh he was awful
07:12he used to sniff out a guitar at a house party like an indie blotow
07:15yeah
07:16where he threatened to turn up and ruin the wedding
07:18oh for fuck's sake
07:19hot girls are meant to marry richards they're right
07:21but he wouldn't really turn up here
07:22suppose seems to think he might
07:23he has previous
07:24after she got engaged
07:25he tried to break into her house
07:27it is wild
07:28that we just let straight men run loose
07:30yeah
07:30so we need to keep an eye out
07:32for what
07:33a trilby
07:33the opening quarter can't stand me now
07:36i've got popstar to rank on
07:38yeah well i've got gargoyles to wax
07:42i won't say this bright wind shit was easy
08:05i've got 2
08:06aah
08:08aah
08:08aah
08:11aah
08:11aah
08:13aah
08:13aah
08:20Oh, my God. Sorry. I just, it suckered onto me and I could feel it's like monster tongue.
08:26There I was, thinking I'd given you the simplest tasks there were.
08:32I could do it. I just, once I get these gloves on, I will be de-leaching at speeds never
08:37seen before.
08:37See that you are.
08:39And, um, if I do everything on my list, which I will, um, could I have a normal bridesmaid?
08:51Perhaps.
08:55Oh, sorry.
09:06Oh, sorry.
09:14Oh, no.
09:24I'm sure I saw someone in the pillage room.
09:26But when I look back, it isn't even there.
09:31What happened to you?
09:31The swans have a very aggressive communication style. We're working through it.
09:36I take the swans over Jessie Ware any day. She is insane.
09:39I found her in the kitchen, necking, cooking, Sherry.
09:41And when I tried to grab it off there, she called me a slur.
09:44She called you a little bitch.
09:45And I consider that a slur.
09:46What's with the meat, huh?
09:48Oh, I was just, um, feeding the altar boys. Listen.
09:51I have a weird feeling that someone is, like, here, watching us.
09:58I meant to be more like a pearl has entered the oyster. Jack pearl.
10:06So we should split off.
10:07Describe from everybody else now, are we?
10:10No. Uh, no, don't worry. I put all the meat in the boys.
10:15I meant, um...
10:16I need you to put your bridesmaid's dresses on and meet me in the main hall as quickly as possible.
10:20If you can manage that.
10:23Yes.
10:27Off you go.
10:30God, who pissed on her, Arga?
10:31Just do what she says. I'll be gonna hunt for Jack pearl later.
10:35If he's dressed as a sheer or something, I am going to shank Simone.
10:39I'll be box standard, pastel certain, babe.
10:41Don't lie.
10:46Ryan, your tabard is unacceptable.
10:48Okay, well, um, first off, what the fuck is a tabard?
10:52So, we're actually wearing these.
10:56World War One nurses' uniforms.
10:58Is that a problem?
10:58God, no, no, no, no, no. I love war.
11:02Yeah, it just seems like a weird tradition, even by the aristocracy standards.
11:06Sister Peggy Beale saved my grandfather's life after the Battle of Cambrai.
11:15Trampled by a horse, poor fellow crushed his skull to smithereens.
11:20Somehow, he pulled through, thanks to Sister Peggy, who tended to him day and night.
11:29Upon his return home, he did two things.
11:35First, he vowed to honour Sister Peggy at every family wedding from that day forth.
11:47And the second thing?
11:49He stabbed every horse in the stable to death.
11:51Oh.
11:53Wow.
11:54Wow. What an honour to represent the, um, British army in this way.
12:04I mean, I'm Irish, of course, um, but you, you can't help but respect the empire.
12:10To ignore, like, 90% of the history and, um, and focus on things like the, the tea and the,
12:14and the fun uniforms and what.
12:37Good nurse, what would grandfather say about you?
12:41Okay, Uncle Albert, let's, uh, get you back to the rest of the family.
12:44We've actually been looking for a few more cars.
12:52Eddie.
12:55Are you wearing a bindi?
12:57I had no idea you were coming.
12:59Yeah, it was kind of a last minute decision.
13:01Huh.
13:03Okay, um, hug me then, bitch.
13:10Oh, I had no idea.
13:13Why would you?
13:14Where the fuck have you been?
13:15California, mostly.
13:17Oh.
13:18So somewhere that definitely does have Wi-Fi then?
13:20Turns out there's more to life than social media.
13:28I'd love it if we could talk one-on-one.
13:31It's kind of why I came.
13:33Oh, I, I mean, yeah, yeah, of course.
13:36Right, now that our fourth bridesmaid has finally arrived, Eddie, is it?
13:42I'm putting you in charge of making sure the chapel is ready to go.
13:45The rest of you back to your top.
13:46Oh, uh, uh, actually, Flopsy, um, I, I, I've done all mine.
13:51You've moistened the taxidermy?
13:53Yeah.
13:53You've cut the Nazis out of the portraits?
13:55Yeah, yeah, that, that, that, that one took a while, but, um, yeah.
13:57Oh.
13:58I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised.
14:04So, the sash.
14:06Oh, yes.
14:09This is for you.
14:11It's from Simone, hence the quality of the fabric.
14:14No, no, no, I'm...
14:15It's too close.
14:16All right, um, you said if I, if I finish all my tasks, I could have a normal sash.
14:25Oh.
14:27I'm not sure that's quite what I said.
14:30Why don't we see how you do during the ceremony?
14:33If we can avoid any big scenes, then we'll see...
14:36Flopsy, we need you.
14:37The flowers are pink.
14:39The flowers are what?
14:41If that florist thinks she'll work in Surrey again, she has another thing coming.
14:44First the ribbon debacle, and now this.
14:54So, could you show me to this chapel?
15:14It's nice.
15:17Well, it's haunted.
15:20But, like, according to Ryan.
15:23Ryan thinks the Dalston McDonald's is haunted.
15:30So, how have you been?
15:34I'm sorry, I haven't reached out.
15:37I needed time to think about everything, but also about us.
15:48Look, this might be hard to hear, but...
15:52Look!
15:53Shh, shh, shh, shh.
15:56Look.
15:58We'll explain later.
15:59Right now,
16:01I need to attack the man that's behind those flowers.
16:18I have a weapon!
16:19Oh, God, not Jack Pearl.
16:22That's plastic, by the way.
16:24I am here to object to this wedding like it's Shrek.
16:27Oh, you are not the Shrek.
16:28You are the fuck one!
16:30Are you seriously going to ruin Simone's wedding just because she once made the poor choice to go out with
16:35you?
16:35Go out with me.
16:36We're married!
16:38Yeah, didn't know that part, did you?
16:40Got married in Vegas.
16:42Simone thought it didn't count because she was wearing a bikini at the time, but it did!
16:46So I'm here as a lawfully wedded husband to stand up against bigamy!
16:51Ow!
16:51Get off!
16:52Don't touch me!
16:53I've got the law on myself!
16:55Have you always been nuns, you two?
16:57Shut up!
16:58Could you not have just sent her a text?
17:00She blocked me.
17:01Can you believe that?
17:02Like, we was partners, yeah?
17:05And now, it's like, we're strangers, you know?
17:09I know.
17:11It's hard to be the one that's still in love.
17:16Yuck, I don't love her.
17:18I just want a hundred grand to stay quiet.
17:20Oh, you are such a fucking...
17:21Fuck lies!
17:22What was that?
17:24Swan whip!
17:25Guys, kick off us in 20.
17:26We need to get them out of here.
17:27Anya, I assume you brought the birds?
17:29They've accepted me as their leader.
17:31Good.
17:32I think they might be able to help.
17:37You can't do this to me!
17:38My cousin knows Rob Rinder!
17:41Now what?
17:41We can't leave him up here on his own.
17:43Help!
17:44Help me!
17:45I've been kidnapped by witches!
17:54Oh God, Flopsy's asking where we are.
17:57Um, just in the attic, babe.
18:00No!
18:00Why would you tell that?
18:01Do not sing that!
18:02No, I did.
18:03My thumbs have millennial smartphone muscle memory.
18:06Oh God, she can hear the moaning.
18:08Okay, okay, just, um, just let me think.
18:10She's coming up here.
18:10Oh, she can't.
18:11It's not birth.
18:11Oh my God, how?
18:12It's alert!
18:13Anya's giving birth.
18:14There's no baby.
18:15Hang on, I can try and push.
18:17Hello, it's me.
18:20The noises, tell her I've had like an episode.
18:23No.
18:23That way I can stay up here with Jack so we can't escape.
18:25The rest of you can go be bridesmaids.
18:27No, Megs.
18:28If someone needs to stay, I'll do it.
18:29Straight wedding is a boring as fuck anyway.
18:31No, it has to be me.
18:33Flopsy won't believe it's anyone else.
18:34It's her only choice.
18:36Just go!
18:39The bells.
18:41The bells!
18:44The bells.
18:47Oh, my God.
19:34you're too small to subdue him
19:37never had any complaints
19:53so do you want to have that talk
19:58not now let's just watch the wedding
20:42oh my god maggie are you feeling
20:45better yeah all good thank you
20:53done yep hon's got him trussed up in an
20:55out-of-service loom
20:56i'm not sure what he's going to do with
20:57him exactly
20:58no he'll be fine he's done this sort of
21:00thing before
21:08fuck flopsy man she's got a rabbit's name
21:11i can't believe we missed the food i am
21:13starving will we go pillage a pantry
21:16i've always wanted to see a pantry
21:18well then we must
21:22hurry up before the servants see all the leftovers
21:24we are
21:28not to brag but i will find a kitchen using
21:31only my nose
21:31yeah i believe it
21:33uh eddie finally
21:38oh i'm sorry i'm so late i got lost finding our new apartment
21:42i ended up somewhere called tottingham and this guy with no teeth he tried to sell me a horse
21:53oh i'm sorry this is my my friend hi i'm whitney you must be maggie
22:01i must be yeah god i bet i look a mess i literally grabbed whatever was at the top
22:09of my suitcase and rayon no no you you look stunning oh thank you
22:20drinkies
22:22let's do it
22:26well yeah yeah
22:29why are you dressed like lorence nightingale
22:32i could be a millionaire
22:35if i had the money
22:38i could only mention
22:40no i don't
22:40has it been awful
22:43no not awful
22:46did you tell her
22:48i was going to but then there was this whole mad drama
22:52it's okay
22:54it's okay
22:55i'm here now
22:56i'm gonna help
22:58yeah
22:59and you'll feel so much better once you
23:02sit her down and say i'm sorry but i cannot have you in my life anymore
23:09i'm gonna do it
23:12soon
23:18just not tonight
23:27cheer up little boy today is a wonderful day
23:38i've been reading browning keats and william wordsworth
23:43and they all seem to be saying the same thing for me
23:50well i like the words they use
23:52and i like the way they use them you know
23:56home thoughts from abroad is such a beautiful poem
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