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00:00Runway 3-4, you are cleared to land.
00:02Ground crew standing by for VIP arrival.
00:05Welcome to Corona.
00:10Oh, God, my vagina's out.
00:14Ugh.
00:15We're not in Jersey anymore, bitches.
00:18This is beautiful.
00:19I could do so much damage in this town.
00:22Definitely get arrested.
00:25I'm so excited to surprise my babies.
00:28They're going to freak out.
00:30These bitches are not ready for MoMA.
00:34Murdy's here, bitches!
00:36Oh, God.
00:39Canada Shore, let's go!
00:42Whoo!
00:43This summer is going to be next level.
00:46Dude!
00:47Oh, my God.
00:48Oh!
00:50There goes the neighborhood.
00:52Yeah, baby!
00:53Dang it, huh?
00:55No, you didn't.
00:56Her nipples in my mouth.
00:57What the fuck?
00:58We've come from all over Canada to the country's number one party spot.
01:04Kelowna, baby!
01:07The lake, the sun, the vibes.
01:11Oh!
01:12Oh, I love you!
01:13And hotties everywhere.
01:15Yo, this is dangerous.
01:20Sorry, Mom and Dad.
01:22But before we party, we got to work.
01:25Let's actually revolting.
01:27My nail broke!
01:28No!
01:30I hate working.
01:31I've heard if you wear this t-shirt, your dick gets really big.
01:34Lucky for us, our boss is a freaking legend.
01:39Surprise, bitches!
01:41No way our boss is nookie.
01:43Dad, I got arrested.
01:45These bitches aren't ready for me.
01:47Get your wrists in there.
01:48Instead of being lippy, get the fucking job done.
01:51Just get it done.
01:52Let me just fucking drink on the job or something.
01:57I'm actually about to crash the fuck out right now!
02:00Living together 24-7, shit is bound to pop off.
02:05Get the fuck out of this fucking rug, babe!
02:07I'm not having fun at all!
02:10You guys are too grown for this.
02:12This is high school.
02:13You're an idiot!
02:14Real shit, shut your fucking big ass mouth.
02:17Get the fuck out of this car, bro!
02:19Get me the fuck out of this car!
02:21Riley is a fucking big ass fucking bitch!
02:23And I swear to fucking God, the only person who can tell me
02:26where I'm going in life is Jesus and my dad.
02:30Fuck.
02:34Despite the drama, we ride together no more.
02:37No matter what.
02:38You all right, bro?
02:39This is one of the best summers of my life.
02:41I love each and every one of you.
02:42I've met some, like, really amazing people here.
02:45We all grew together, and, uh, now they're a part of me.
02:51Love you guys!
02:52I love you!
02:53Cheers!
02:55Cheers, bitches!
02:56This shit is gonna be a movie.
02:58Let's go!
03:00Come on.
03:02Oh, my God!
03:04Fuck all of y'all.
03:09Hold on to your beavers, y'all.
03:12Bridgewater!
03:19I'm Riley.
03:20I'm 24.
03:21I'm from Bridgewater, Nova Scotia,
03:23and I'm ready for the craziest summer of my life.
03:25I can't believe I'm even here.
03:27I'm kind of shitting bricks.
03:28Kelowna!
03:30Kelowna, baby!
03:31My hometown of Bridgewater is incredibly small-town vibe.
03:35Everyone knows everyone's business,
03:37so it's pretty hard to get away with anything.
03:39Cheers, Mom.
03:40Mm.
03:41Cheers.
03:42I was raised by a single mom.
03:44She did such an amazing job, I would say.
03:46She's, like, absolutely my best friend.
03:48I love her.
03:51Hello.
03:52Hi, Mom.
03:53We're on our way to the house.
03:54Oh, my God.
03:56That's crazy.
03:57I know.
03:58I'm so excited, too.
04:00The time of your life.
04:02I love you so much.
04:03I love you.
04:03Bye.
04:04Bye.
04:09Not a gate?
04:12You're kidding.
04:14A fountain?
04:15I'm gonna shit my pants.
04:17Ah!
04:18I'm so nervous!
04:20Ugh.
04:21This is ridiculous.
04:24Ah!
04:26No, I can't make it!
04:31I love it!
04:33This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
04:37What?
04:38The view is insane.
04:40What?
04:41I've never seen a mountain before.
04:43It's ridiculous.
04:44There's a bar?
04:47Ooh.
04:48What?
04:48This is the ultimate party house.
04:50Am I the first one here?
04:53Holy shit!
04:56How much to go to Kelowna, bro?
04:57My name's Emmett Watson from Vancouver, B.C.
05:00I'm going to the shore in real life.
05:03Kelowna is not ready for me!
05:07Oh!
05:07Oh!
05:10The beach is right over there.
05:13People are going to expect me to be a douchebag and kind of look like a dick.
05:18But I'm a real genuine guy.
05:20Those are cute.
05:21Those are so you.
05:22Me and my family are super close.
05:24I'm gonna cry.
05:25Don't cry!
05:26No!
05:28Aw, we're gonna miss you so much.
05:30My sister is nervous, but she's super excited for me.
05:34Are you bringing your cheetah hat?
05:36Yeah?
05:36I love cheetah print.
05:38If you see a motherfucker wearing cheetah print, you think he's boring?
05:41No.
05:41You're like, that guy's having a good fucking time.
05:45Oh, my God.
05:46I'm actually fucking here.
05:48This is the most fucking exciting day of my life!
05:51Hey, thank you, bro.
05:52Oh, my God.
05:58Oh, my God.
05:59Oh, my God!
06:00How are you?
06:00She's already so ready here!
06:01How are you?
06:01It's nice to meet you.
06:03I'm Riley.
06:03I'm Emmett.
06:04Nice to meet you.
06:04So nice to meet you.
06:05This girl is beautiful.
06:07We're the first ones.
06:08Show me the rooms.
06:09Oh, my...
06:10Claim a bed.
06:11I did!
06:12She's astonishing.
06:13Is this the cutest thing you've ever seen?
06:15She's astonishing.
06:16That's it.
06:16It's...
06:17It's with your eyes, not with your words, you know?
06:19My relationship status right now is single and ready to mingle.
06:23But the number one rule is don't fall in love at the shore.
06:25This is the boys, eh?
06:27No.
06:28Oh, my God!
06:30It's leopard print!
06:31Oh!
06:32It's quite fucking sexy in here!
06:34An entire room full of leopard print.
06:37How the fuck am I not supposed to stand my whole summer in there, bro?
06:40Come on!
06:41What the hell?
06:42That's where the fucking magic happens.
06:45And, hey, I'm a magician.
06:47Is that it?
06:47This is the fellas.
06:49What one are you taking?
06:50Yes.
06:50I should probably take this one.
06:52Definitely take that one.
06:53Oh, my God, dude!
06:54Yeah, right this place.
06:57Look what I just noticed.
06:58Duck phone!
06:59No!
07:00Quack, quack!
07:01No!
07:01Oh, my God!
07:04There's a fucking duck phone?
07:06Oh, my God!
07:08I've been watching Jersey Shore since I was just a kid.
07:11And watching Snooki on the duck phone is a total iconic moment.
07:16Oh, my God, I got arrested, Dad.
07:17I know.
07:19I couldn't even tell you how I felt in that jail cell.
07:22It was like a fucking phenomenon.
07:25Well, not a phenomenon.
07:27A fucking train wreck.
07:29I'm so excited.
07:30That's fucking insane.
07:31That is priceless.
07:33This is the fucking shore.
07:36Oh, my God!
07:40This place looks nice.
07:43Oh, it's so good!
07:49Get in here!
07:50Oh, my God!
07:52Oh, this is nice!
07:52You're stunning!
07:55I'm Emmett.
07:56Hi, Emmett.
07:57Nice to meet you.
07:57What was your name?
07:58I'm Giselle.
07:59Well done.
07:59It's your girl, Giselle.
08:01I'm 24, and I live in Mississauga, Ontario.
08:03But I'm originally from Montego Bay, Jamaica.
08:07Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-na-na-na-ba-la!
08:10I moved to Canada when I was 16, but I moved by myself.
08:14The rest of my family stayed in Jamaica.
08:16So my mom was like,
08:17Go to Canada!
08:18Live your best life!
08:19Go to school!
08:20And become like a doctor or something.
08:22And I became a bartender.
08:24You have done so much.
08:25You're living in Canada on your own.
08:27You're making us proud.
08:28You're not acting crazy.
08:30You go to school, you do your work.
08:32My mother has a nickname for me,
08:34and she calls me Jizz.
08:36Right.
08:37Oh, yeah.
08:39I have tried to explain to her
08:42the meaning of that name in this generation, Jizz.
08:47You know what?
08:48It's my mom.
08:49She can call me anything she wants.
08:50I came out of her vagina.
08:51She can do whatever she wants.
08:52Whatever situation you're in,
08:53remember, what would Jesus do?
08:55What would Jesus do?
08:56Yeah, sure.
08:59Don't do anything too crazy.
09:01Nothing crazy.
09:02I promise.
09:04Oh, my God!
09:06What the...
09:07Giselle, immediately off the bat,
09:08that's my twin right there.
09:09I left my lip gloss in the car.
09:11Bitch, don't worry.
09:12I got about 848 colors.
09:14I love you.
09:15She just gives, like, such a fun energy.
09:17And I think we're gonna be besties.
09:22That was so sexy.
09:27I'm here!
09:28My name's Emmy.
09:29I'm from Fredericton, New Brunswick,
09:30and I'm an esthetician.
09:32Everyone needs an Emmy.
09:33Everyone needs an Emmy in their life.
09:35Oh, my God.
09:36I packed a lot of shit.
09:37People's first impressions of me,
09:39they feel I'm, you know, ditzy.
09:42Yeah.
09:43Oh, it's a push button.
09:45Fuck.
09:45But I'm actually really smart.
09:49Ta-da!
09:52I am what you call a true maritimer.
09:55I was born and raised in Nova Scotia,
09:57live in Fredericton, New Brunswick,
09:59and have a cottage in Prince Edward Island.
10:01I bring the East Coast energy.
10:03Hello!
10:05Hi!
10:06Another girl!
10:07Oh, my God, you're gorgeous!
10:08Hello!
10:09I'm so high-maintenance.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:11I've always been into the nails and the makeup and the tan.
10:15I've been self-tanning since I was 13 years old.
10:18The amount of chemicals that are probably in my body is horrendous.
10:21So, this is the girls' room.
10:23What's the guy's name again?
10:25Emmett.
10:25Emmett.
10:26Let's go find Emmett.
10:27I've been single for probably about a year and a half now.
10:31But I already have what engagement ring I want picked out.
10:35So, honestly, I would literally be married right now.
10:38Like, wife me up.
10:39Did the hat come with the house or that was just burning or all this?
10:42No, this is all me.
10:43I got multiple.
10:46Y'all, this crazy.
10:48This is hella crazy.
10:53All right.
10:54I think we're solid now.
10:56My name is Isaiah Crawford.
10:58I'm 25.
10:59From Calgary, Alberta.
11:00I'm a skateboarder and a rapper.
11:03And just had my first threesome the other day.
11:05So, that's kind of dope.
11:08Yeah!
11:09I'm an instigator.
11:12I'm a straight instigator.
11:13No!
11:14No!
11:15I love to stir the pot.
11:18Like...
11:18People gonna probably hate that about me.
11:23What are you hoping to achieve or get out of this?
11:26Some pussy.
11:30No, no, no.
11:33I'm single as fuck.
11:35My longest relationship, literally five days.
11:37Like...
11:38That wasn't for me.
11:39All these people wasting their time with all these crazy ass bitches.
11:42Like, that's not me.
11:45Damn, we got the whole gate and shit.
11:47Yo, what the fuck?
11:52Little family.
11:53Shit!
11:54What the fuck I'm about to live like?
12:00No way!
12:06How's it going?
12:07Yeah.
12:09Yo, what's up, my boy?
12:10Grab my drink?
12:11Damn.
12:12I love your hair mad nice.
12:14Oh.
12:15Oh, you're cute.
12:17Hi.
12:17How you doing?
12:18This shit crazy as fuck.
12:20Cheers up.
12:21Skater boy, dread head, cute face, tall.
12:25That is my type to a T.
12:28Our room's on the right.
12:29You gotta grab one of these bottom beds, bro.
12:31I got here first and I took the big bed.
12:33I don't know.
12:34I feel like I'm gonna be claustrophobic down there.
12:42Gallery plus.
12:48Can someone help me with my bag?
12:51It's too heavy.
12:52Yeah.
12:52I'm Lila, I'm 20, I'm from Toronto.
12:55I like to have a good time and I like to party.
12:59Okay.
13:00So you're on?
13:01Yes.
13:01Okay.
13:02Thank you so much.
13:04My knight in shining armor.
13:05Appreciate you.
13:07Kelowna's never seen anything the likes of me
13:09and they better get ready.
13:13Lila!
13:14What are you doing?
13:16Be aware.
13:17Be aware of me.
13:19Like, just keep it in your peripheral vision.
13:21Why is she beefing with these people right now?
13:23Oh my God.
13:24Don't fucking make fun of me.
13:25I get frustrated.
13:26I'm very dramatic.
13:27My dad even says all the time, he's like,
13:28I feel like I'm in another episode of this reality TV show with you.
13:31That's what he says all the time.
13:32Come on, Teddy.
13:33Let's go.
13:34Let's go.
13:35He's like me.
13:36He's like lazy.
13:37Yeah, look.
13:37It's like me at work.
13:38He only is attracted to older male dogs.
13:41We have the same taste in men.
13:43My ideal man, he plays Raphael in Jane the Virgin.
13:46What's his name?
13:47Oh, wait.
13:48Justin Baldoni?
13:49Yes.
13:49Oh my God.
13:50Justin Baldoni.
13:53Don't even get me started.
13:56Oh my God.
13:57It's big.
13:59Okay.
14:01I can't carry it.
14:07Oh my God.
14:10I'm not strong enough.
14:12So I'm just going to leave it.
14:14I'll come back for it later.
14:16Is someone here?
14:18Oh my God.
14:20Oh shit.
14:21We got someone else?
14:22Who we got?
14:23Another girl.
14:24What are you doing?
14:25What are you doing?
14:26Yeah, we got all shorties over here.
14:28Lila, nice to meet you.
14:29I'm Lila.
14:30It's so nice to meet you.
14:31Nice to meet you.
14:32Isaiah.
14:32What's your name is?
14:33Lila.
14:34Lila.
14:35Do you want to go and see the girls room?
14:36Girl, let's go.
14:37This place is insane.
14:38Oh, that's sad.
14:44Oh my God.
14:47It's the bang zone.
14:49That new girl's fun.
14:50I don't know.
14:51She don't seem like a good person though.
14:52I know a lot.
14:53I got a vibe.
14:54I kind of got that vibe too.
14:55You got that vibe, right?
14:57I got that vibe too.
14:57She seems kind of like a little stuck up.
15:00I don't know.
15:01Which is our room?
15:02I hope it's not the one with the dicks on the walls.
15:06Shorty in a pink?
15:07I get a bad vibe from her, bruh.
15:09I'm not fucking with her low key.
15:10She seemed like a problem, bruh.
15:12Mark my words, bruh.
15:14She gonna start some shit first, bruh.
15:16I got a shit.
15:16Can someone help me with my bed?
15:18I will, girly.
15:18Why don't we just make one of the boys do it?
15:20I cannot lift this bag, and I will not lift this bag,
15:24so I'm gonna have to send out a soldier.
15:26Hey!
15:26What's up?
15:27Can one of you come bring my bag in?
15:28Sure, I got you.
15:29You want this big bag?
15:31Emma got it.
15:32That is crazy.
15:34He's not gonna catch me doing some shit like that.
15:36I ain't gonna lie.
15:37I just mesh right there.
15:38I ain't bringing your bag in.
15:39You got a big ass bag, girl.
15:42What the hell?
15:43You got in here a body?
15:44Is the next person coming in the house in your fucking bag?
15:47Hey!
15:47You gotta bring it all the way to the girls' room.
15:49This guy already taking orders, bruh.
15:51Jesus Christ.
15:52Oh my God, bitch!
15:53What the fuck?
15:54Yeah!
15:55This is insanity.
15:56Oh my God!
15:57I thought I was high maintenance.
15:59That girl's gonna be trouble.
16:00Gotta have more people coming, bro.
16:02I know, right?
16:02If the next person that comes in here is a chick,
16:04I'm fucking jumping in the pool.
16:06I'm looking forward to meeting some boys, man.
16:08I need to get some bro action going.
16:10Hey bitches!
16:11It's Christopher Brown.
16:12I'm 22 years old.
16:15I'm from Toronto, Ontario.
16:17I am a professional dancer, a club promoter,
16:20and the most talked about person in the city.
16:25I started dancing when I was like six years old.
16:28So I've been dancing like my entire life.
16:30And then I got lazy and like, it was just like a lot of work.
16:34So now I'm taking a little bit of a break.
16:36Christopher Brown!
16:38The second I'm like walking into a club, a restaurant, a party,
16:42there's always eyes on me.
16:44I have to be at like the best booth with the hottest people.
16:48Girls really gravitate towards me.
16:50In the club, we're all fam.
16:52That one's stiff.
16:54I literally have been kicked out of every single club in Toronto.
16:59I like to put my hand in the pot, stir it,
17:02start a little bit of drama.
17:04And then when people ask me about it,
17:05I act like I have no clue what they're talking about.
17:08What is not ready?
17:09Oh my gosh.
17:11Oh.
17:12Oh.
17:13Oh.
17:14I'm gonna eat a lime.
17:16You gonna eat a lime raw?
17:17Just like that?
17:18I'm fucking hungry.
17:21What's up?
17:22Oh my gosh.
17:25Oh my gosh.
17:26Oh my gosh.
17:28Oh my gosh.
17:29Oh my gosh.
17:29Oh my gosh.
17:29Christopher is like an angel sent from heaven.
17:32Where are you from, Chris?
17:33Toronto.
17:34I knew it.
17:35I'm Toronto too.
17:35Okay.
17:36Bye.
17:37That is my guy.
17:39Like that is my new best friend.
17:40Chris and me are gonna be the craziest in the house.
17:43Where am I off?
17:44This room?
17:45Okay.
17:45It's okay.
17:46I'm sorry to put you in here.
17:49It's fine.
17:49Oh, it's okay.
17:49This sucks.
17:51Oh, son bitch took my bed.
17:53I have super high standards.
17:55I'm not sleeping in a bunk bed.
17:58I feel like we need to move that over there.
18:01Should we move it?
18:01Yeah.
18:01And then I'll take this back.
18:03Let's do it.
18:05Sorry.
18:06Okay.
18:07Show me around when I was ready to see.
18:10Moving the bag off the bed.
18:12I will take responsibility.
18:15But he deserves to have his own space.
18:17He's a bad bitch.
18:18No, I actually hate you already.
18:20You hate me.
18:21No, I love you.
18:22I'm like scared for us.
18:24I'm scared for us too.
18:29Holy fuck.
18:30Fire the fuck up, bro.
18:32What's up?
18:33I'm Ethan.
18:33I'm 23 years old.
18:35I'm from New Market Otero.
18:36And I'm here to fucking turn up.
18:38Get ready.
18:38I'm coming.
18:39I'm here to fucking send it.
18:41I was chosen by the send gods.
18:42As they grabbed me by the balls, came to Earth and said,
18:44Hey, son.
18:45Congrats.
18:46You are now a degenerate.
18:47That ain't no green screen.
18:49That's legit.
18:49My company with two other guys, we post Canadian party content.
18:54I'm a professional partier.
18:55I do events across the country.
18:57It's a fun thing to do as long as you're taking milk thistle.
19:01So your liver doesn't fucking explode.
19:04Holy fuck.
19:06Ayo!
19:08Game time, bitch.
19:09Someone pulling up on the dock.
19:11Where are you going?
19:12Look at the dock with the geese.
19:15I'm fucking coming.
19:16This is too much.
19:17Are we getting your applause?
19:18Someone's pulling up on a boat right now.
19:20And I'm kind of offended that I wasn't offered to be dropped off on a boat.
19:25They just threw a beer bottle.
19:26Beer bottle!
19:28Beer bottle!
19:29Beer bottle!
19:31That is the craziest beer bottle I've ever seen, too.
19:34Who is this guy?
19:35He has like a beer bottle.
19:37He's this total, like, Ontario hockey boy coming in.
19:41Oh my god, he's a tour bottle!
19:42What?
19:43Bro, pull him with a bow, yo.
19:45Come on, bro.
19:46I like that entrance.
19:47Hey, guys.
19:48Emi.
19:48Hi!
19:49Emi.
19:50Lila.
19:50Ethan.
19:51Where are you from?
19:51Toronto, bro.
19:52You're from Toronto?
19:53Yeah.
19:54You came in on a fucking boat.
19:56Mm-hmm.
19:56I think me and Ethan might be able to get along if he keeps up with his little adorable face.
20:02Holy shit, huh?
20:04This is our room, bro.
20:05This is our room, bro.
20:05Emi was here first.
20:06He claimed there.
20:07Yo, I claimed here.
20:09This motherfucker put his suitcase down.
20:11Yo, fucking Chris.
20:13Yo.
20:13He switched your suitcase, bro.
20:15Like, what the fuck?
20:17Who cares?
20:18It's not a big deal, you know?
20:19We're here to have fun.
20:20I'm not here to make any enemies.
20:21I'm not that mad about it.
20:22He probably means it more than I do.
20:24I think I could get in the sink.
20:26Like, I just am too hot.
20:29When I first met Lila, I just felt something off.
20:33I don't know.
20:34She, like, too entitled.
20:35Ugh.
20:36I want the sun to set.
20:37When I seen Lila by the floor, I was like, this is motherfucking chance.
20:41It's too hot.
20:43Let me fuck with her a little bit.
20:44Let me see how she reacts.
20:46Look, then there's gonna be bugs out here.
20:51It's too heavy and it's not there.
20:53Yeah, you can't...
20:54And it's in the shallow end.
20:55Go!
20:56Oh!
20:57Oh, no!
20:58My hair is not on a wash day.
21:02I'm not ready to wash it yet.
21:04So, I don't know what I'm gonna fucking do.
21:06Oh, my God.
21:06My poor nails.
21:08If this one falls off, you're paying for the new set.
21:11Those look cheap anyway.
21:17Night one!
21:18Yay!
21:19Bitch, it's our first night in the house.
21:22It's a pajama party.
21:23Pajama party.
21:25We all look so good.
21:27All right, let's go.
21:29You know how to play pool?
21:30Giselle, let's play games.
21:31I am the worst pool paler in, like, history.
21:34I'm gonna teach you.
21:35I noticed that Isaiah has been eyeing up Giselle a lot.
21:38I ship it.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:41Okay, that made me excited.
21:43She's gonna be my pool partner by the end of this.
21:45Oh, yeah.
21:45I can kind of just feel like a mutual attraction with me and Giselle.
21:49Go right here, watch.
21:50But I don't be, like, the relationship type.
21:53Like, I'm not gonna lie.
21:54I'm not gonna fall in love on camera.
21:55You did a good job.
21:56You did a good job.
21:57You did good, too.
21:58Yeah, y'all gonna play this one bag.
22:03Night one.
22:04Let's get this party going.
22:06The best summer we're ever gonna have.
22:10My biggest pet peeve in the whole world is Debbie Downers.
22:13Excuse me.
22:15I got my funnel.
22:16Let's fucking party.
22:19Drake, motherfucker.
22:20Drake, motherfucker.
22:21Drake, motherfucker.
22:21I love a funnel.
22:24I want to build memories.
22:25And you know what you say.
22:26Like, no good memory comes from fucking sitting at a bowl of celery sticks.
22:32Damn.
22:33You turned into a schoolgirl all of a sudden.
22:35These are my glasses.
22:37Look elegant.
22:40See the difference between nice and not nice?
22:43I thought that was a compliment.
22:45Calling a grown woman a schoolgirl is a compliment?
22:48You're 20 years old.
22:49You can't even drink in the United States, gang.
22:53What is your issue with me?
22:55I ain't got no issue.
22:56So why are you so fucking rude?
22:57I think he's flirting.
22:58If that's flirting, I'd rather light myself on fire.
23:03Annoying.
23:03He's annoying.
23:04Honestly, I like crazy girls, but Lila, I knew she was gonna be an issue.
23:08Sometimes you speak and it's just kind of dirt.
23:10I don't have no filter.
23:11That's just me, though.
23:12I'm authentic, though.
23:13Right, but when you're talking to a girl or, like, a woman, you have to work on that, because what
23:17you're gonna do is evoke, like, pissed-offness.
23:21So work on that.
23:23Good? We good?
23:25You sassy as hell, gang.
23:27Honestly, I got a big mouth.
23:29I be saying how I feel.
23:31She don't like what I said.
23:33She don't take no shit.
23:34I fuck with that, because I don't take no shit either, but that's why we butt heads.
23:37Yo, it's day one, gang.
23:39We better spend a month together.
23:40We gotta, we gotta learn.
23:41Come on.
23:43We gotta be good, okay?
23:44Come on.
23:46It's no beef.
23:46I honestly don't really want to fight with Isaiah.
23:49I think he's probably a cool guy.
23:50He just needs to watch his mouth.
23:52It's no beef, all right?
23:53Okay.
23:53Day one, we good, gang.
23:55Love you.
23:56You guys fired up, or what?
23:57Fuck yes.
23:58Am I the last one?
23:59There's eight of us?
24:00There may be two more of us.
24:02Guys.
24:02I can tell you right now, I feel like there's someone else coming.
24:05Like, I feel like someone's coming.
24:07Do we think another girl's gonna walk in here?
24:09Let's go.
24:14Fire me up.
24:15Let it begin.
24:16My name's Bauer Swiston.
24:17I'm a lacrosse player.
24:21You know what?
24:22Yep, that would've went right through.
24:23The stereotype of lacrosse where I was like rich white kid.
24:26I'm definitely white as fuck, but I mean like I'm not rich whatsoever.
24:30First time I'm in a barber shop, my mom is actually the only person who's cut my hair in my
24:34life.
24:35I could FaceTime my mom right now.
24:37Hey, you wanna tell my barber here?
24:40You know, what I usually like?
24:42Don't take too much off.
24:43He gets really mad.
24:45I don't like paying for haircuts, right?
24:47That's nails, dude.
24:48Yeah.
24:49Absolutely nails.
24:50I'm from Prince Albert, Saskatchewan.
24:53Yeah!
24:55Woo!
24:56I gotta love Canada.
24:57I'm super proud to be from Saskatchewan.
24:59I appreciate, you know, the small town, hard working vibe.
25:03I like, I don't like quitting a lot.
25:06Even in bed, you know, it's like, you girls gotta finish or else I'm super upset, you know?
25:12Stuff like that.
25:13I don't know why I said that, but that's a great example.
25:16This place is wicked.
25:17I would love to like, find a bird out west, but I won't really make the first move.
25:22Just cause like, I met with my dad growing up, but he was, whoa, that sounded fucked.
25:26That sounded fucked.
25:32Holy fuck.
25:33This place is the fucking tits.
25:39Oh!
25:41How we doing?
25:42Where do I put my stuff?
25:43I have a surprise!
25:45I just see this big ass dude.
25:47What's up, everybody?
25:49Fucking mullet going on.
25:51Who the hell is that?
25:53How we doing?
25:54How we doing?
25:55How we doing?
25:56How we doing?
25:57Surprise, new guy walks in.
25:59Where did you come from?
26:00Hey, nice to meet you.
26:01I'm Giselle.
26:02Giselle, good to meet you.
26:03Come on, boy.
26:04How we doing?
26:05Lila.
26:06Lila, great to meet you.
26:07How we doing?
26:08I know.
26:09He's so hot.
26:10It's like Emmett with hair, but hotter.
26:16Fuck, I'm from all over.
26:18I'm like Mr. and Ash.
26:19Oh, what the fuck?
26:19Okay, I go away for two seconds and there's a new guy here.
26:25Who are you?
26:26Yeah, good to meet you.
26:27Good to meet you.
26:27It's nice to meet you, Emmie.
26:28I'm Bauer.
26:28Good to meet you.
26:29I will say, Bauer is actually such a cutie.
26:33Hey.
26:33Yo, dude, what are we hitting tomorrow?
26:36Cheston tries in the logo and a little bit of reared nails, baby.
26:40Let's go.
26:41I'm like, yes, yes, my gym bro is here.
26:44Dude, come look at the fucking freezer.
26:46Emmett's gonna be my boy.
26:47He's like the Vinny to my Pauly.
26:49Chicken, fucking fish, beef, fucking everything we fucking need.
26:54Tons of steaks, burgers.
26:55Me and my boy are gonna chef up.
26:57Yeah, bro, we're fucking stocked up.
26:59Nails.
27:00I'm so glad you came in here, dude.
27:02I was like, all day, I was like, where's my fucking gym bro?
27:04Where's my fucking gym bro, dude?
27:06Let's fucking go, man.
27:07Oh, that's so nails.
27:08Let's fucking go, bro.
27:09This place is nails, eh?
27:11Fuck yeah.
27:11Dude, every fucking angle of pull up.
27:14Look at these two.
27:16I can't wait.
27:17Bauer's hot.
27:19Bauer is hot.
27:20The chrome plates though, like.
27:22I know, dude.
27:23That's fucking tough.
27:23We're gonna slide those in.
27:24It's gonna be like.
27:25Oh my God.
27:26But then he really started grossing me out when he kind of got a hard on for the weight machine.
27:31Look at the dumbbells, dude.
27:32I'm getting fucking turned on right now.
27:34There's gonna be grunting going on over here.
27:37Oh my God.
27:39Now I'm like kind of at the ick.
27:41Oh my God.
27:41I can't wait.
27:42I'm getting super fucking fired up right now.
27:45Oh my God.
27:45No, I gotta stop.
27:47I'm gonna get a fucking boner.
27:49I'm looking over at women over here that I do.
27:51He's not even looking at them.
27:53You're a big fucking guy in the lane.
27:54You're bigger than me, dude.
27:55He's actually giving more hard eyes to Emmett.
27:58Dude, I can't fucking wait.
28:00Ugh.
28:01I'm grossed out.
28:02I'm done.
28:03That's it.
28:04Oh my God.
28:05I got to find them.
28:06Let's get rowdy.
28:08Woo!
28:08Yeah, boy.
28:09Hi.
28:11Hi.
28:11The party is partying.
28:14But you know, I want sparks flying.
28:16I want people kissing.
28:17So I have an evil plan.
28:20So there's a card in the middle.
28:21You have to guess if your card is higher or lower than the card in the middle.
28:24If you're wrong, you have to kiss somebody.
28:27Giselle's trying to set up higher or lower.
28:29I know what the fuck you trying to do, baby.
28:32I'm not mad at it, though.
28:34Let's get frisky.
28:36Emmett, you think that your card is higher or lower than five?
28:40I'm going lower than five.
28:41I think it's lower, honestly.
28:43What do you got?
28:45Higher.
28:45Oh.
28:46Higher.
28:47You gotta kiss somebody.
28:48Oh.
28:48Who you looking at?
28:50Yes.
28:50Yeah, there you go.
28:53Okay.
28:53Hey.
28:56You made that sensual, baby.
28:59It felt honestly pretty natural.
29:01I could probably see myself kissing Emmett again.
29:03My thing is if you're funny, my legs will spread.
29:07Like, that's basically all I need from you.
29:10It is true.
29:12I am definitely looking forward to getting a few more kisses in with Riley.
29:17Higher than a 10.
29:19Ooh.
29:19Then I lost it.
29:21Okay, come here then.
29:22Come here then.
29:23Yeah!
29:24Come here then.
29:25Yeah!
29:27Yeah!
29:27Yeah!
29:27Yeah!
29:29Okay!
29:31There you go.
29:32Why you blushing over there?
29:34Well, I am blushing.
29:37I definitely felt a little fanny flutter when he kissed me.
29:40I was like, ah, my evil plan is working.
29:45I'm gonna guess.
29:48Higher.
29:49The meatballs.
29:50Lower.
29:51Easy.
29:52I think Emmy is definitely feeling Bauer.
29:55And I'm getting some vibes that she'd like to kiss him.
29:58I kiss you in the cheek.
30:00All right.
30:00Because you're very gentleman-like.
30:02You can kiss wherever.
30:03I don't care.
30:04Hey!
30:06There.
30:07Yes!
30:08Okay, now that I know that, I hope I lose again.
30:12I kiss Bauer, but I can't get enough.
30:16Oh my fucking God.
30:20I lost a round.
30:22Huh?
30:23I lost a round.
30:24Of what?
30:25Oh my God.
30:27I can't put this stuff here.
30:28Leave it, leave it.
30:30Leave it.
30:30Bauer, I'll get it for you, dear.
30:32You what?
30:33I'll get it for you.
30:34I'll get it for you.
30:35I'll get it for you.
30:39You what?
30:40That was it.
30:41That was it.
30:42That's how you pissed off a guy for real.
30:44What?
30:45What did you kiss?
30:49Did you make out with him?
30:51No, like barely.
30:53I fucking want more.
30:57Okay, goodnight guys.
31:00Goodnight.
31:08Bro, how you feeling?
31:10Bro, my head hurts so bad.
31:12Waking up in the Shore house.
31:14Overwhelming kind of.
31:15But also like, fuck yeah.
31:16What's up new fam?
31:17Bro, bunk beds are made for kids.
31:19Like, I got a grown ass man over top of me.
31:21Yeah.
31:23Guys, it's Canada Day.
31:25It's Canada Day.
31:26Happy Canada Day!
31:27It's like fucking Christmas morning!
31:29Happy Canada Day.
31:31Whoo!
31:32Good morning!
31:33Good morning, good morning, good morning.
31:34Happy Canada Day.
31:35Happy Canada Day, guys.
31:36Happy Canada Day!
31:37Riley, I'm making a spaghetti.
31:39No way!
31:40Yeah, fuck yeah.
31:41Spaghetti breakfast, spaghetti breakfast, spaghetti breakfast.
31:46We're having spaghetti breakfast.
31:46You're making spaghetti right now?
31:47Guys, that's what I have for breakfast.
31:50Ew.
31:50My girl Emmy with our spaghetti breakfast.
31:54Totally revolting.
31:55What in the hell is spaghetti breakfast?
31:59Girl, eat a fucking boiled egg.
32:01What are you doing?
32:03Just spaghetti noodles and parm cheese?
32:05That's crazy.
32:06Everyone thinks that's so fucking weird, but that's my thing.
32:09Like, this is who I am, and I want to show them.
32:11Like, I'm not going to change who I am being in this house
32:14and what I eat just because it's a fucking morning
32:17and you think that's weird.
32:18We like it salty.
32:19I like it salty.
32:20That's exactly it.
32:21Oh, my God!
32:22Don't do that!
32:22What the fuck are you doing?
32:25Oh, my God!
32:25Oh, my God!
32:27I'm Italian, and that's a sin to break the pasta like that.
32:30That was sickening.
32:31What are you doing?
32:32What the fuck?
32:34You have to break it.
32:35No, you don't break it!
32:36You don't break it!
32:37Italians are going to fucking hate you.
32:40Yeah, me!
32:41Oh, dude, that looks fucking disgusting.
32:44Breakfast.
32:44Thank you so much.
32:46You're welcome.
32:46It's going to be so fucking good.
32:48I'm on team Emmy.
32:49I love pasta for breakfast.
32:51Emmy's butter and cheese combo, it definitely hit.
32:55Was it?
32:55You killed it.
32:56Oh, my God, I killed it.
32:57That's right.
32:58I might need to go puke, y'all.
32:59You're going to throw up?
33:00Do you want help?
33:01I'm good.
33:03Can someone bring some fucking paper towel?
33:09God, if only it wasn't noon.
33:10Take a shot.
33:11Oh, my God, I need to burp.
33:16Oh, my God.
33:18Is that a doorbell?
33:19Oh, my God!
33:20I knew somebody was coming.
33:22What's left sound?
33:23Some bitch is here.
33:24You think?
33:32Oh, there's a no.
33:33Oh, shit.
33:35We got mail.
33:37Where's she at?
33:38The doorbell, wasn't it?
33:38We've got mail!
33:40We got mail!
33:40We got mail!
33:41We got mail!
33:41We got mail?
33:43That's crazy.
33:44Can you hurry up and open the mail?
33:46Holy!
33:46Well, everybody shut up, then.
33:47Take me in here.
33:48Okay, what's up, what's up?
33:49Hey, babes.
33:50Welcome to Kelowna.
33:51I hope you've made yourselves at home.
33:53I know from personal experience that your first summer at the shore will be epic.
33:56But you're not just here to have fun.
33:58All of you are going to have to work to earn the right to party.
34:01Literally, it's a holiday.
34:02But until then, I've hired a local Kelowna legend to keep tabs on you before I arrive.
34:07He's waiting for you at your first job.
34:09Don't disappoint me and use this information wisely.
34:12The boss.
34:13Who the fuck is the boss?
34:14Who the fuck is the boss?
34:15Who the fuck is the boss?
34:15Guys, I'm not right now.
34:17Whoever wrote it has personal experience at the shore, so I'm like, who the fuck is this?
34:22The stamp on this is from New Jersey.
34:24So someone from Jersey Shore is going to come?
34:26Dude.
34:27Has to be.
34:28Oh, Jersey Shore has to be Snooki.
34:30I swear, guys.
34:31Guys, no, I'm going to cry if it's her.
34:33If it's Asha, her, I'm going to cry.
34:34Are we working today, bruh?
34:39I don't want to work today.
34:40It's Canada Day.
34:42Can we just stay in our bathing suits?
34:44I don't know what to put on.
34:45Are we going to go to the bar later?
34:46I want to watch fireworks and drink tequila and do sparklers.
34:59It's Canada Day, bitches.
35:01I don't know what we're doing today.
35:03All I know is that it's Canada Day.
35:05It is fucking hot.
35:06And I hope that whatever we're doing, I can take my tarp off.
35:09Yeah, Canada Day.
35:11Should we do the anthem again?
35:12No.
35:13No.
35:13Fuck.
35:15Canada.
35:16Canada.
35:18Canada.
35:19Canada.
35:20True, surveillance.
35:22Canna, canna, canna.
35:23In all of us coming.
35:26Canada.
35:28Pull on a fruit stand?
35:30Get out of here.
35:30I don't want to work out a fruit stand.
35:33Everyone walking into this fruit stand looks ugly,
35:35and I don't really do well with ugly people.
35:38Why are you visually assaulting me?
35:41Oh, shit.
35:43We ready to go.
35:44Oh my God, it's hot.
35:46We're going to melt out here.
35:47We pull up to this fruit stand, and we'll see how long I make it through.
35:52Oh my god, you guys.
35:54Like, I didn't come here to work, I came here to party, and it's Canadian day, I need a drink.
35:59We better go to work, we better go to work.
36:02What is going on, everybody? What's going on?
36:05I see this guy, he coming out in some banana pans. He's just like, yo, and I'm just like, who
36:10is this? Is this our boss?
36:12So you're probably wondering who I am. My name is Dane, aka the Prince of Kelowna.
36:22Oh, this guy's a beauty, this guy hilarious. He definitely bringing some energy.
36:26In Kelowna, we love to have fun!
36:32Dane is interesting.
36:37You guys are going to have to work this summer, and I'm going to report back to your boss.
36:43My biggest motto in life is nothing given, everything is earned.
36:47Great.
36:47You got to work hard this summer.
36:49Okay.
36:49Okay.
36:50Great.
36:50I can't listen to what he's saying, because all I can think about is where the fuck is this guy's
36:56teeth?
36:57So we got some goals for you guys to hit. On an afternoon like this, we usually hit about $5
37:02,000.
37:03Oh my God.
37:04Let's stop it.
37:04If you guys stop it, Dane's got some rewards for you, all right?
37:08So let's get down to business.
37:10We're going to make $5,000 worth of sales, and then we can go party.
37:15We're fucked.
37:16Oh, I want to be a banana.
37:18Take it.
37:18I dibs this one.
37:19I'm going to look fucking fat in the strawberry.
37:21What the hell?
37:22Yeah, bruh.
37:23Buddy, I'm so up right now.
37:24This is kind of drip, though.
37:25That's the cutest one for sure.
37:28That is drip.
37:29How are we going to turn this up?
37:30Please buy fruit so we can drink tequila.
37:35Yes.
37:35I think that's perfect.
37:38I feel like a fucking clown.
37:40Can you guys hurry up?
37:42Yeah.
37:44Oh my God, yay!
37:45Why the fucking thought?
37:46Don't get fruit.
37:47Someone's coming!
37:49I'm feeling a bottle girl right now.
37:51Yay!
37:51Two, four, five.
37:52My nail broke!
37:54No!
37:55Oh no, you got to use that glue.
37:58Oh my God, it hurts.
37:58Buy the fruit!
38:00Bananas!
38:00You can get some of me!
38:02Buy the fruit!
38:02Okay, that's another customer.
38:04Buy the fruit!
38:05Oh!
38:05Papa cherry!
38:07Fresh fruit!
38:08Try it!
38:09I'll give you a kiss if you take it.
38:11Mwah!
38:11Chef.
38:12It comes with their phone number.
38:13Can you imagine?
38:14It comes with their phone number.
38:15Me and Ethan, we got put in front of the house,
38:17so we're the first people you see when you come in.
38:20You see a gorgeous smile and a cute Canadian boy.
38:23I'm working hard.
38:24I'm doing my thing.
38:25I'm just making sure that we get that 5k.
38:28I don't know who's selling 5k worth of apricots,
38:31but apparently this place is.
38:32Hey guys, would you like to try a free sample?
38:34I'm going to do a cherry.
38:35Cherry, go ahead.
38:36Go ahead.
38:37Take your cherry.
38:37I'll do strawberry.
38:38You take your strawberry, girl.
38:40Do you want to take some home?
38:41I think you should take some cherries home.
38:42I might have to.
38:43We have so much.
38:43I think so.
38:44Amazing.
38:44Thank you so much.
38:45Thank you guys.
38:48Girl, how are you doing over there?
38:49It's so fucking hot.
38:50It's so hot, right?
38:52Just cherries are nice and cool.
38:54It's scorching hot.
38:55My makeup is falling off of my face.
38:58The sun is in my eyes and I'm not vibing.
39:01Oh my god, I actually can't do this right now.
39:03Why?
39:04It's so fucking hot.
39:05Chris isn't doing any work, so he has to.
39:07No, I am.
39:07I just finished his bag.
39:09I need my 30-minute break.
39:12Um, let's see.
39:13What do we think?
39:14What do we think?
39:14What do we think here?
39:15I think my favorite girl in the house has got to be Riley so far.
39:18You know, she's funny.
39:19She seems real down to earth.
39:20Man, we got to do something big.
39:22You're not thinking short and sweet?
39:24No, I'm thinking long and sensual.
39:26Wow, okay.
39:27Me and Emmett definitely gravitate towards each other.
39:30He's really good energy.
39:31We could do, like, come in and get peachy.
39:34I'm, like, scared of love, so it really takes, like, a lot for me to, like, hop into something.
39:39But I'm, like, hoping that we keep getting to know each other.
39:43Bye you, peach.
39:43See you, peach.
39:44Oh, I like that.
39:45Okay.
39:46I'm gonna have some weird-ass tan lines, right?
39:49Tarp off?
39:50Oh my god, sweet!
39:51Focus on the cherries!
39:53Focus on the cherries!
39:55Jeez!
39:57Fucking right I'm happy with who I'm with.
40:00Bauer's just eye candy, right?
40:04The cherries are actually really cold on my hands.
40:06I want to rub them all over you.
40:07What?
40:08I think Emmy's trying super hard to get with Bauer, and it's kind of...
40:15Sorry.
40:18It's really embarrassing.
40:19It's shaped like a heart.
40:21It is, actually.
40:22That's, yeah.
40:22Aw, it's for you.
40:24Thanks.
40:25I'll put it in my pocket right now.
40:26Good.
40:27I'm so over the heat.
40:28I'm over these two.
40:29I need a break, some water, and a tequila shot.
40:33You would buy that bag.
40:34Cherries.
40:35I'd buy anything from you.
40:36Ha ha ha!
40:37Buy a fruit!
40:38Buy, buy a fruit!
40:40Would you like to?
40:41Enjoy your apple bath!
40:42Thank you very much.
40:42Oh my god, he's so yummy.
40:44Thank you so much.
40:45You'll take one as well?
40:47Awesome.
40:47Me and Giselle are surprisingly a crazy duo.
40:50Happy Kelly!
40:51She's flashing her tits and getting all the attention,
40:53and then I'm like, hey, how you doing?
40:55Don't fall in love.
40:55Those things are real tasty.
40:56I'm a good salesman.
40:58I can fucking sell.
40:59Have a good one.
41:00Buy my fruit!
41:01Buy, buy my fruit!
41:03That's it.
41:04We can do it.
41:05We can do it.
41:05Thank you so much.
41:06You're welcome.
41:08All right, everybody, come gather in.
41:11We managed to hit our goal, and we are going to party!
41:19There you go.
41:20Good job, everyone.
41:21We get to party!
41:23Let's fucking go!
41:25Oh my god.
41:26Put on your party shoes, and get the heck out of here.
41:29Let's go!
41:30Come on up, baby!
41:32We about to get fucked up tonight.
41:34Oh yeah.
41:35Let's fucking go!
41:37Get me the fuck out of here.
41:38I'm fucking over it.
41:40We put in work today, and we're going to get fucking wasted tonight.
41:43You know what?
41:44I probably would have had fun if it wasn't hotter than a witch's
41:47fucking cooch outside.
41:49Chris was having the worst time.
41:52I was so over it the second I got there, and I was like third wheeling.
41:57Right.
41:57Emmy and Bauer.
41:59Are they vibing?
41:59No, Emmy's trying, so...
42:01Oh, I was scared.
42:02That's what you were going to say.
42:03Bauer is so not about it.
42:06And she's going to kill anybody that touches Bauer.
42:15Honey, I'm home!
42:16So nice.
42:17Oh, honey, so nice.
42:19Okay.
42:20Despite the heat exhaustion, we're about to rally.
42:23We're about to go out, and I'm so excited for our first night out all together.
42:27You guys ready to go out tonight, or what?
42:28I'm excited.
42:30I feel like the day's done.
42:32It hasn't even started yet.
42:33Do you guys think another girl's going to come?
42:35Yeah.
42:35Honestly, the thought of just another girl coming in pisses me off.
42:39It doesn't piss me off.
42:40I get quite the opposite.
42:42And then that pisses me off.
42:49I'm here, baby.
42:51Your girl has arrived.
42:52Hello, I'm Kiara.
42:54I'm 23.
42:54Oh, wait, fuck.
42:55Wait, shit.
42:56One more time, one more time.
42:57My name's Kiara.
42:59I'm from Halifax.
43:00All right, cheers.
43:01I'm very close with my family.
43:03We're a very tight-knit family.
43:05Cheers to behaving yourself.
43:07Behaving myself.
43:07My grandmother is my fucking rock.
43:10She keeps me grounded.
43:11We love to share each other's clothes.
43:13You stole all me in my sweater.
43:14I know.
43:15She's never going to judge me.
43:17She's literally what I aspire to be as a woman.
43:21Oh, don't cry, though.
43:23There's the sweet angel side of me, but there's that fucking devil in me.
43:27Look out for me.
43:29Look out.
43:30If it comes out, I'm sorry.
43:31I can't stop it.
43:33Are we almost there?
43:34I smell the guys.
43:35I can't wait for some drama to go down.
43:37Oh, I am the bombshell, baby.
43:39You guys are not ready.
43:41I am fucking coming in there like a fucking hurricane.
43:47That's how it's going to go.
43:50I'm ready to show my heart, show my ass, show my tits.
43:54I'm ready to show it all, baby.
43:56Here we go.
43:57This is where I'm meant to be.
43:59I'm fucking buzzing.
44:05Where is everybody?
44:08No, no, no, no, no.
44:10Guys, let me get this.
44:11Oh, my.
44:14Like, what is that?
44:16Oh, my God.
44:17No.
44:19No.
44:19No.
44:19No.
44:21No.
44:22How we doing?
44:24Good.
44:25No.
44:30No.
44:31No.
44:32No.
44:33Read my mind.
44:35They listen to my prayers.
44:36The Shorecrafts listen to my prayers.
44:38And they set me down exactly what I was looking for.
44:40Hi, everybody!
44:41Hey!
44:42Hey!
44:43I'm ready to make the friends of a lifetime in this house.
44:46And I'm just hoping that, you know, they feel the same way.
44:49What's your name?
44:50Kiara.
44:51Kiara.
44:51I'm not here to step on anybody's toes.
44:53I'm not a threat.
44:54I promise I'm not a threat.
44:55Unless, no, I'm not a threat.
44:58No.
44:59Go!
44:59No.
44:59I love it.
45:01I love it!
45:02I love it. This is good.
45:04Oh, Emmy's going to have an emotional breakdown.
45:08I love it!
45:09Oh, my God!
45:11Honestly, I'm not too happy about this new arrival.
45:15The one person I'm interested in in the house is Bower.
45:17We have been getting along so well,
45:20and we do not need another female in this house right now.
45:24Yeah!
45:26She's vibrating. She's bouncing. She's vibrating.
45:30My boy Bower is, you know, already fucking head over heels for this chick.
45:34I can see it in his eyes.
45:35I had to put clean socks on for this.
45:37He is very excited to have this girl in the house.
45:41So, Kiera, she's gorgeous. I think she's super, super fun.
45:45I think she'll definitely shake things up in this house, 100%.
45:49Wow, is this our little makeup station?
45:52It's so fucking hot up here.
45:54She comes up the stairs, and I'm like...
45:57Is there a little spot for me here?
45:59Hello?
46:03Fuck that.
46:08Hey, Keith, tell me something about you.
46:10I got to get to know you.
46:11Okay, something about me.
46:14Hmm, I'm a dog groomer.
46:16A dog groomer? No way, really?
46:18Yeah, that's my job.
46:19Do you like it?
46:20I love it.
46:20So, you have a dog, then.
46:22I have two dogs.
46:23I have a...
46:24Oh, my God, you're making me nervous.
46:26Forget my dog.
46:27Forget my dog.
46:27Forget my dog.
46:29I love my dog.
46:30Okay, wait.
46:31I'm sorry.
46:31Great Pyrenees Mastiff, that's him.
46:33No, really.
46:34Yeah.
46:34I'd love to groom your dog some day.
46:38Kiera's got good energy.
46:39Like, I don't have a type, but I'm like,
46:41this girl's got everything going on.
46:43Wait, what is your name again?
46:44Bryson?
46:45Bower.
46:45Wait, Bower?
46:47I knew that.
46:48Damn, it sounds good when you shit.
46:50And that's...
46:51You should be proud.
46:52I'm terrible with names.
46:53Yes!
46:54Oh, my God.
46:54Well, I'm terrible with names, and I would've...
46:57This girl comes in, and he's like,
47:00oh, my God, this new shiny thing, right?
47:02I'm so glad you're here.
47:03He has chaos.
47:04Right now, I'm not worried, because I'm like,
47:06at the end of the day, I feel like he's gonna come back to me.
47:10But right now, I'm kind of like,
47:12okay, I don't want to see that, though.
47:13Oh, what the fuck?
47:15I should go get ready.
47:16Are you coming with me?
47:18Mm-hmm.
47:18Yeah?
47:22Ah!
47:23You look so good, I could cry!
47:25I'm just gonna go with just red panties.
47:27Tonight is like, the first real night.
47:30Put it on!
47:31Last night was chill.
47:32Tonight, I wanna be on the floor.
47:38Bring in the vibe, bring in the vibe.
47:40I am the scene, rhythm is right.
47:43Oh, my God, guys, what the fuck do you think is happening
47:45in the other butt?
47:46Oh, yeah!
47:47What do you guys think is happening in the other car?
47:49Scissoring!
47:53Kelowna has no idea what's about to hit them.
48:04Oh, good job!
48:06We called it!
48:07Oh, my God!
48:08This is fake!
48:11It's beautiful.
48:12There's this whole skyline.
48:14There's a fucking shikuchi on the fucking table.
48:17I'm like, let me eat.
48:18I'm so excited right now.
48:20Everyone, thank you for doing such a good job today.
48:23Thank you!
48:24I'm a man of my words.
48:25Let's have some fun!
48:27Let's go!
48:28Can we just look at these fucking views, though?
48:31I know!
48:32I know!
48:33Oh, my God!
48:34The night's young.
48:35We're having fun.
48:36We're drinking.
48:37New girls in.
48:38Emmy's pissed.
48:41Okay, so I feel like Kira doesn't get social cues, and I feel like she doesn't understand
48:45that, you know, like, I'm into Bower, you know?
48:48But that's that.
48:50I don't know.
48:51Uh-oh.
48:52Give me here.
48:53Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
48:58Those are good!
49:00Coming in late in the house, it's obviously going to be a threat to many people.
49:05But, like, from the get-go, she gave me, like, a bad impression.
49:09Something, something, something's not correct.
49:11Something.
49:12Something's not correct.
49:13She probably just feels, like, territorial, maybe a little bit, because, like, obviously,
49:16this is, like, an experience.
49:17Like, she's, um, probably just feeling a little, like, oh, oh, maybe overwhelmed.
49:22I'm gonna eat a drink for this one.
49:23You're gonna eat a couple.
49:24If she's that threatened on the first day by me, then, okay, let the best girl win.
49:31He's so far away.
49:33My boo-boo baby.
49:34How are we doing?
49:35How are we doing, everyone?
49:36You're just saying, like, you're so far away.
49:37I know.
49:38I want to be over there.
49:39There's no chair.
49:39Of course, I hit it off with Ki, right?
49:41I think, I think Ki's fine.
49:43Should I go over there?
49:44I can go over there.
49:44I'll move my chair.
49:45All right, she got a really bubbly personality.
49:47That's attractive.
49:49Oh, thanks for having me on here, guys.
49:51How are you doing?
49:51So how's outside of the table?
49:53It's fun.
49:54I'm fucking pissed.
49:57Kiara's coming in hot, and she needs to slow it right down.
50:02Holy fuck, she's obnoxious.
50:06It's like she's a fucking bouncy ball.
50:08It's like that.
50:09Get away from me.
50:11I can't.
50:12Oh, my God, this is torture.
50:13I feel really bad for you.
50:14I don't like this at all.
50:15So Bauer sits down next to us, and Lila's freaking out,
50:19because she's like, she's doing this on purpose.
50:22He's trying to piss Emmy off.
50:24So tell me there's something else about you.
50:25Something random.
50:26Do you want to go stay?
50:27And it was pissing her off.
50:29She was steaming.
50:29I could see it in her fucking eyes.
50:30She was fucking steaming.
50:31I hate this.
50:32You know what?
50:33I feel bad.
50:34You make me feel bad now.
50:35Well, I was doing nursing.
50:36I think I told you that.
50:37I got in a car accident.
50:39Bauer.
50:40What?
50:40Do you mind if you do me a favor?
50:43Yeah?
50:43Just be a little mindful of everyone's feelings and emotions.
50:47And listen, I don't think you did anything wrong.
50:48What did I do?
50:49Can you let me finish?
50:50Yeah, no, finish.
50:51Thanks.
50:52We're all having fun.
50:53Next thing you know, Lila, Lila, starts putting me on blast.
50:57She's like, I know we had a moment, but I'm not your boyfriend.
50:59I can go do me.
51:00Please don't be mad.
51:02You have to be mindful of her feelings.
51:03In no ways Bauer in the fucking wrong, dude.
51:06Let him live.
51:07He just got here.
51:08Fuck off.
51:08Oh, I'll address it.
51:09I just didn't realize.
51:10I had no clue that there was anything going on.
51:13Oh, my God.
51:13Situational awareness zero over here.
51:16No, I'm not overreacting.
51:17Is that a dig at me?
51:18Because I'm going to let that one slide.
51:20Lila doesn't realize that me and Emmy, it's like a platonic thing.
51:24Lila didn't get the memo that, like, that's our dynamic.
51:27I was like, that's crazy.
51:29Have you never talked to a woman or a girl any day in your fucking life?
51:33Like, she's upset because she likes you, idiot.
51:37Hang on.
51:39We're never gonna feel no pain.
51:40We're never gonna feel the same.
51:43Show me the way.
51:44Show me the way.
51:45We're gonna be okay.
51:47You meant me to die back there.
51:50I was getting torched.
51:52Oh, shit.
51:52Look at those fireworks.
51:54The fireworks made me feel so giddy.
51:57Yeah?
51:59It made you feel some type of way?
52:01Do you want to kiss me?
52:02Like, are you forced or do you want to?
52:04Of course I do.
52:04Yeah.
52:07Guys, he's in love with me already.
52:08Literally, he loves me already.
52:10Everyone else can go home.
52:11I found my man.
52:16I like your kisses.
52:17They're cute.
52:18I like your kisses, too.
52:19It was a good little kiss.
52:21She a good kisser, but it's like, I'm not trying to hurt nobody.
52:23I'm not trying to get hurt.
52:25So we're gonna see what goes on from here.
52:27Are you okay, actually?
52:28Are you actually mad?
52:29I don't ever want to make you mad.
52:31Being on this rooftop with everyone in the house, like, the vibes are high.
52:38We're, like, already becoming a family so fast.
52:41Happy Canada Day!
52:45We have a crazy group of people.
52:48Couples are forming.
52:50Tension is boiling.
52:51I'm like, what is gonna be the rest of the summer right now?
52:55I'm fucking terrified for my life.
52:58This is great.
52:59This is great.
53:00This summer is about to be iconic.
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