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00:1116 of the hottest people you've ever seen are headed to this 280 foot superyacht in the
00:18mediterranean sea but these sexy singles will soon learn finding love is hard work because while four
00:34couples get the chance to live a life of luxury on the top side deck this is real nice everyone
00:42else is sent downside where they will remain single are we even supposed to fit in here forced
00:49to cook clean and serve the official couples all in the hope of finding a partner of their own gotta
00:56get out of here these sad sacks will be down but not out because they can compete or canoodle
01:04for their chance at love and a spot on the top side if they're willing to risk walking the plane
01:12this is part of the show that's right every week the quest for love will find one shipmate living the
01:18high life while the other is eliminated into the dark and lonely abyss of the mediterranean sea
01:26you fucking dickhead i'm gonna do whatever it takes to stay up here you are not what i think you
01:32are
01:33did you come on to peace i don't know if you're lying or not we are in love then you
01:37need to
01:37back up drama is at peak right now in the end the winning top side couple will sail off into
01:46a future
01:47of romantic bliss we can leave the show right now and i would love to continue a relationship with her
01:52with the grand prize of a trip around the world kind of giving me butterflies down there
01:57take me down into your paradise pack your bags and throw on your inflatables
02:06because this yacht is setting sail
02:10welcome to love overboard
02:13this is gabby wendy your love captain speaking our sexy singles are en route prepared to be boarded by
02:28these hotties
02:38maybe sorry dad no i want to find love when it comes to dating i'm the type of person where
02:46i'm
02:46gonna give everyone a chance not not everyone my man better not talk to any other girl
02:55this is like the whole plan the kind of guys i'm into he has to be super confident and just
03:00let me do
03:00me but also be insanely obsessed with me i'm excited to be here and find my true love
03:05this i like the light i like the light i like the light
03:10ah
03:19can we grab a champagne the heftiest glass it's just the beginning i'm here for a genuine
03:25relationship and i feel like i'm just really in a place where like i love myself a lot and i'm
03:28like
03:28ready to like share that with someone else cheers to finding our men and if we don't find our men
03:32then
03:33we have each other cheers to that we're here welcome to malta
03:39i love pretty women i feel like we all complement each other really well
03:47so i love that i'm just surrounded by a bunch of tens
03:54i've been winning at life period you know just being an it girl but i don't have a man in
04:00the city
04:01i think i'm scared every man away with how overboard i can go
04:05where's the men
04:09freaking malta
04:11oh my man
04:13it's crazy look at this view bro it's kind of a dream out here we're gonna try our best to
04:17fall
04:18in love with malta that's the goal what better place to do it than on a big yacht i'm about
04:21to
04:21have the best summer of my life i would be so distracted i'm gonna fall in love like five
04:26different times well i might fall in love for a sight for sure yeah the woman i'm gonna marry
04:30let me imagine it right now nice personality that's a fat ass
04:36i like a little bit of toxicity too because like the healthy toxins i like to slash your
04:40tires toxicity i wish for type race i love beach girls a girl like looks like a surfer girl yeah
04:45the plastics are going my way and then naturals are going his way i like enhancements here or you
04:51know wherever and yeah no with me turning 30 i'm absolutely trying to date more serious and
04:57really find that person for me i'm a respectful fuck boy hi i'm gia what's up it's been fun it
05:16served me well but i'd love to find someone that i could settle down with it's time
05:21okay hi lexi how's to meet you lexi's energy's kind of just gravitated towards me and vice
05:28first and like she's gorgeous which one did you say you love her the one i was talking to right
05:32now
05:34let me make note of that okay he's tall oh he's blonde okay blue eyes so far i like what
05:40i see
05:40all right guys let's raise our glasses this is going to be the best summer of our fucking life
05:45baby our gorgeous shipmates are all on board let's get their love stories started already
05:59come join me on the sunday
06:01oh my god hi everyone hi girls on one side and boys on the other okay like a religious wedding
06:16yes immediately i'm like aye aye gabby i love her and she's gorgeous and i'm so happy she's here
06:23welcome aboard welcome aboard i'm gabby wendy and i'll be your love captain so when i say fall the
06:31fucking line you do it hi hi captain the 16 of you will have the once in a lifetime opportunity
06:39to
06:40flirt fondle and hopefully fall in love i'm down along this love voyage you'll be competing in
06:49challenges to test your commitment and compatibility and at the end the strongest couple will win a
06:56romantic trip around the world worth a hundred thousand dollars
07:04this prize is absolutely diabolically insane to like travel the world with the love of your life
07:09that's like a romantic movie and i think everyone wants to live that so i'm gonna get it as you
07:16know
07:16this experience is all about finding love sometimes you have to work for love and maybe even go a
07:23little overboard okay so how's everyone feeling okay horny yeah you perfect that just so i know that's
07:38okay okay i owned it through the habitat section so i've been celibate it's it's cool it's fun but i
07:50mean hey obviously i get a little spikes of like i'm really horny i'm like i want to but then
07:56i'm like
07:56i gotta remember the lock-in okay it's time to couple up
08:03welcome to toaster toss this is the opportunity for all of you singles to choose a shipmate to couple
08:11up with okay so here's how it's gonna work i'm gonna pull names randomly out of these two buckets to
08:18decide who gets the opportunity to couple up once your name is called you'll step up to the platform
08:25and bring your champagne with you y'all i'm a country girl like i don't even know how i got
08:32on
08:32this yacht but like i'm here what are you confident um i have the biggest boobies so i know they
08:39mad
08:45okay our first lady with the chance at love is lexi
08:53obviously everyone's gorgeous but there's one person lexi that just has like my eyes i'm like
08:59praying that we both get matched up so we can toast and couple up and the first lucky guy
09:05with the chance to couple up with lexi is reese
09:13lexi's gorgeous like she's definitely one of the ones that caught my eye right off the bat
09:16really i'm like okay we're good if you want to couple up with the person on the other side of
09:22the divider raise your glass to toast if your heart is elsewhere dump it in the bucket and if you're
09:29a
09:29match this could be the beginning of your love story
09:36one two three
09:52okay toaster toss on one
09:58two there's a chance that they might couple up right now and i'm like if they do it's gonna
10:02like be devastating three oh
10:10okay now step forward
10:22i definitely didn't expect it at all yeah i went in for a hug and i was like okay
10:27but i'm glad it happened i love how assertive you are and that's what's like made me more
10:32attracted to you honestly lexi and reese you're our first couple
10:39okay leela and james one two three there we go so james initially had said i'm horny and so i'm
10:51immediately like okay well there's one off the list that's a boy not a man enna and andrew on three
11:00two one
11:11i don't want to make anyone feel bad i already knew i wasn't like one of the initial people i
11:16was into so i already knew i was gonna dump i don't know what went wrong shabby
11:24shade and keith keith is definitely attractive but my heart's kicking because you never
11:31know if the other person is feeling the same way like we just met on three two one
11:44with shade she's beautiful and i think i'm that's something worth exploring we're just
11:48gonna send it we're gonna we're gonna toast shade and keith congrats our second couple all right
11:59enna and tim what's your all right what do you think i'm gonna say uh okay i think i can
12:08see it i'm
12:09agree with you three two one
12:21wait yeah they're in we're the love gurus here dude they should just leave it up to us
12:26let it be like cupid whoa that's what we call total hockey all right let's see who we got left
12:32okay low
12:34and david okay toaster toss on one two three and step forward
12:53we got a match bitch
12:59appearance-wise you know lauren is definitely not my normal type it's not like she has anything plastic
13:04she's like very natural and just like very pretty but i'm kind of leaning into it okay couples come
13:11back over here congratulations to our first four couples yay
13:21but this is where things get all fucked up our four couples will be living together getting to know
13:31each other romantically on this lavish top side of the deck the remaining singles you will be working
13:44living living and breathing as crew on the downside of this boat
13:58you'll be washing dishes scrubbing this dirty filthy deck all to make those top side couples
14:05even more comfortable in all of their luxury
14:11the rest of us are going downside it actually is very infuriating i have to cook i have to clean
14:16what am i
14:17be wearing an apron am i going to be like mopping up their fucking shit you want to mop
14:22i don't clean up at all back home i don't do any chores i don't do dishes i have other
14:27people do
14:27that for me usually that's so bad oh my god downside singles don't worry you'll have an opportunity each
14:38day to come up to the top this is still a dating show after all so trust me this is
14:46going
14:46to help you find love but we'll get to that later for right now couples you can go explore your
14:53opulent
14:54suites i have no business being downside i'm quite high maintenance unfortunately i try to pretend
15:00to be low maintenance but i just i couldn't do it i don't think could you i'm very low maintenance
15:07i
15:07could i would do just fine down there as long as there's food in the gym that's all i know
15:12i like
15:12i like that i like that as for the rest of you you sad sacks go downstairs see your living
15:21quarters
15:22get your first work assignment and prepare for our first event the happy hour so bon voyage
15:50i'm gonna be loaded up on these we got oysters aren't oysters in aphrodisiac oh yeah
15:58look like a million dollars
16:06tell me about you being a therapist for children oh okay did you get you did you go to school
16:10for
16:10me i did i kind of jumped into it because i thought it would be the most challenging
16:15in that it would be the one that would pull on my heartstrings the most
16:18in that so i feel that yeah same i work in pediatric trauma so i work with kids with mental
16:25health
16:25issues my professional side is very buttoned up whereas my personal side is much more like i like
16:32to party i love girls you're definitely going to get more of that outside david version i love like deep
16:38conversation i can tell you're such a good communicator you think so yeah that is a great
16:43compliment that kiss was really good that was that was like crazy yeah i should keep going too i know
16:50we're like okay tim is so easy to talk to and like funny honestly i'm freaking out this is crazy
16:57and
16:57i'm feeling very good that i'm not a down sider right now
17:04it don't smell too good in here
17:09well i don't want to scrub floors like look at what i'm wearing does this look like an outfit to
17:14mop in
17:14no i can't take this down the stairs this is insane what the is this where are we going
17:21this is where we working y'all want to come see where we work we're not working here here we
17:25are
17:28this is so unfair i'm not doing that i'm not doing that i'm trying to find the love my life
17:36on this show get me out of here in like this nasty hospital nursing home vibe
17:46bullshit that's bullshit what does theirs look like
17:51holy shit this is so cute
17:56i love this get comfortable here hello
18:02anybody home yeah beautiful can we throw you on it yeah three two
18:09you chose the one who's like the most natural yeah is crazy what i've realized in my past
18:16relationships is i want somebody that i feel like would be good to a future kid and i think she
18:23does
18:23that like i don't think you can breastfeed with big boobs and stuff like that like i don't know
18:28like shake your tits shake your tits we have a room we have a room we found a we found
18:34a home
18:35i'm just so happy okay i'm gonna let you have it but right now you have your outside clothes
18:41you're right in the bed me and shay are like complete opposite she's in new york you know i've
18:46never even been to new york she's never been to nebraska could go a lot of different ways but
18:51it's definitely something i'm i'm wanting to try does the mirror work it works it looks good
18:56okay so like do you have like your staple red flags i don't like the quiet like the loudest guy
19:05in
19:05the room so like i'm very loud energetic you can't have that top two no out of the guys did
19:12you have
19:12anyone pegged as like the loudest guy i mean james was like i'm horny so and everyone was like dead
19:19silent so i feel like that would be loud guy oh yeah what did all the girls think when he
19:24said oh my
19:26i don't want to know that i want to be able to feel it yeah this is totally not what
19:37i envisioned
19:37for my summer and for falling in love however i feel like beau initially took my attention oh man
19:46i'm gonna hit my head on that every day he's obviously beautiful it's only been the first few
19:50hours so i'm not one to put a ring on it yet we'll see where's bella i'm over this i'm
19:58not wearing
19:58that outfit i'm not very good with change i'm so upset genuinely
20:08i was really excited to come on this show thinking this was just gonna be like a yacht trip everything's
20:13okay i hate cleaning up after people why would i want to pick up after people that i think i'm
20:20sexier than i swear to god if it's real cleaning i can't even clean my room and i'm like a
20:27little barbie
20:28with a dream house you don't clean up the dream house you can't always clean no you get somebody else
20:36i can't handle people when they cry it's so bad i don't want to be like they're there i'm not
20:43a
20:43parent i'm 21 years old i'm younger than her she did say she wanted her mommy can we get her
20:50her
20:50mommy maybe y'all have no idea i don't this hotel room is so bad i got screwed over i'm
20:57not gonna be
20:57too dramatic about it i'm just hoping everything turns around because of this
21:05you're is that me i'll literally be on my last fucking dollar we need to get you some deodorant
21:10we need to get some deodorant it's me it's you it's you oh
21:14five
21:25now that the initial spiral has worn off but don't worry there will be plenty more to come
21:31it's time to get the downsiders to gather themselves and start to get ready for their
21:36first shift am i in there are you in here with me boo
21:46all is sweet she's a great person in herself but if she starts crying like i can't do that
21:52to be honest like i can't hold on i'm like do you guys need anything to drink yeah
22:05here's the thing i could make a potato sack work on me because
22:11my doctor blessed me with some cheap tits
22:19attention downsiders meet me on the mezzanine to get your first work assignments
22:24hi this is all about finding a connection and maybe even finding love which you can do anywhere on this
22:33boat however if you want the opportunity to win the trip around the world and be considered an
22:39official couple you'll have to move to the top side to enjoy the life of luxury with your lover
22:48but the only way to get to the top side deck is by breaking up another couple
22:56there will be challenges and dates to give you the opportunity to do so so you better take them if
23:02you don't want to spend all summer as a little bitch just to reiterate you have to break up a
23:08couple
23:09the conditions down here are pretty shitty i won't lie there's a lot of good guys a lot of good
23:13girls
23:13up there so i mean i feel bad breaking them up but i mean sometimes you gotta do what you
23:17gotta do to get
23:18out of here so your first work assignment is to prep the happy hour for the top side couples where
23:25you
23:25will be serving appetizers and cocktails this will be a nightly event and is your opportunity to connect
23:32with the top siders the down sider who takes the most initiative and finds mutual interest will be
23:40rewarded with a day okay get to work damn
23:49are we mopping yeah i'll do it i'll do it anyway ew i don't think i've ever mopped in my
23:55life how do you use
23:56this it smells like shit wait how do you do this okay so you take the head off wait ew
24:02up top is
24:03like she's like my top one the only one i would pursue up there honestly really you know okay
24:07because g is my number one if she was up there with somebody i could give a phone yeah whoever
24:11could
24:11yeah yeah you're gonna imagine that yeah i definitely want to be up here compared to where i'm living
24:16downstairs my my feet hanging off the bed so i'm like hey when my chance comes i'm going for it
24:21i kind
24:21of want to like do a little strategic and kind of like jab at it a little bit like slowly
24:25and steady and then be
24:26like when my the window opens just attack it yeah yeah yeah what the fuck is that what is that
24:34oh baby what do i have to do with the fish baby you gotta skin that fish okay it's time
24:40to get
24:40country up in here girl here which one you want how you about to be stressed out over seeing fish
24:49we're not over here dissecting pigs i'm sorry y'all don't do this shit in la
24:58and this is gonna be me and david
25:05david which one's david he's with low
25:08no shade to low i really like her no i know but it's just i've literally said him for a
25:13second
25:13i saw him you can't kill him but i won't who's your daddy who's your daddy
25:22wash the fish off your hands and put on some clean underwear because our first happy hour starts now
25:33i'm ready for this margarita right now the four top side couples are me and reese and tim
25:39shade and keeve and david and low all right where are those little peasants
25:46oh dude this is insane damn this is nicer up here this is so unfair going into this happy hour
25:53we're
25:54going to be serving cocktails serving hors d'oeuvres getting to mingle and hang out i'm not looking to
25:59shove my chest in anyone's face or bend over that's not my jam if someone's into me then we'll feel
26:05it
26:15i would do a tequila and ginger ale tequila and ginger ale me what's your specialty oh you're not
26:22making it right yeah i am are you really i'm not real i'm partying right
26:27that's so good good this is a drink i'm making for my man
26:55you should like make it known that like we're like married so she's gonna have to like figure
27:00something else i'm gonna go tell her okay you guys look so good in these outfits
27:08how are you guys doing i'm doing good how you feeling how you feeling i'm good
27:11would you like to chat sure are we here real time
27:14hey while you're at it give me a strip ball while you're at the chat give me a little strip
27:21attaboy james this is the type of initiative that i like to see
27:26did he just bring her out there yeah they're walking out over here right there
27:31oh he said can we have a chat i'm not surprised about honestly because like she's gorgeous i figured
27:38there'd be someone who's targeting her i'm honestly a little bit annoyed that it's james because i know
27:41what his motives are and i'm like dude just get on out of here you know she's with someone a
27:46little
27:46more serious right now i love man in a uniform what can you say okay when james made the comment
27:51that he
27:51was like horny that immediately like shut me down but lovey assertiveness i think that's really cute
27:57was not going to say no i kind of want to see where this goes
28:13how was your day i'm good honestly like yeah what you been thinking about me or what my gosh here
28:18we go
28:19you know what honestly i'm gonna be open about it you called me out here i have been i think
28:24the
28:24coupling up was different i was like a little like really a little salty about it but you thought
28:30i was gonna be us i was like hopefully she says no but i'm like oh really because i obviously
28:36didn't
28:36but would you have said no to every other girl until it was me yeah really i would have i
28:43would
28:43have yeah do you feel like you've like hit it off with anyone downstairs since you've been downstairs
28:47though told all of them down i was like my number one was you so like are you letting everyone
28:51know i did like everyone know because they were like oh what about upstairs and i was like i want
28:55to go upstairs but i'm telling you the only person i'm going to pursue up there is obviously you and
28:58i'm like okay you've been my number one but i'm like i didn't know what the feelings were mutual but
29:03i think you made the horny comment and everything got quiet i was like oh everyone's gonna raise
29:08their hand we all were talking about it no no you were the one bold enough to say something i
29:11think
29:12i might have dug myself a hole with lexi obviously no one wants their man to raise their hand and
29:16say
29:16they're horny but at the end of the day it's like it was already said so now i'm like okay
29:20i gotta just
29:21show her that i'm not just warning you i'm actually a good person too you're gonna be trouble
29:28there you go thank you so much
29:33she like poisoned it i want to tell you lo and david are like locked in just so you know
29:41i'm just telling you i'm like anybody can be locked in and they see girl they see these
29:46because i was just talking i don't know what to do wait what made you think that though she told
29:50me
29:50they were talking her perspective is different from it yeah that's true that's true that's true i'm
29:55just letting you know yeah from what i know it's so obvious leela told horan that i want her man
30:04and i just hate the fakeness oh the fakeness has got to stop so i need to talk to her
30:10about it
30:11this bridge is fake as fuck hey leela can we talk for a sec yeah of course
30:25so i know you're talking below and david just felt like like maybe the conversation was about me
30:31and i would hope that you would be honest about that do you mean yeah i mean i will tell
30:34her i
30:35i told her i was like she was like how are you doing how are things down there and i
30:38was like good
30:38like not really interested in anyone and she was like so what about felon i was like well
30:42bella's kind of in a david i just think it's weird why one when we were doing our job today
30:50i literally told you not to tell anybody and then you fucking tell the girl that he's with
30:54well but okay no no no you know you're so right no no honestly it's kind of
30:59bella bella you're so right and i can you look at me i'm just like if you really
31:03fucking like the guy up here i would not go to the girl and go yeah so she's interested in
31:08your man
31:08but it wasn't it wasn't raising i i get what you're saying and i want to apologize because
31:13that's not my intention to go behind your back and be like i would be lying to you if i
31:17didn't
31:17it's just so sneaky it literally feels like calculated you really just told the girls girl
31:25get real okay okay oh my god my end goal is to be on top so leela doing all the
31:33bullshit today
31:34she helped me oh you just you just prepped my man for me thank you baby can you talk for
31:40a second
31:40sure we'll talk over here seeing bella very plastic up top right up my alley i'm curious to you know
31:49see what what she's about as well what's up okay so i wanted to talk okay okay i liked you
31:55from first
31:56impression okay and i just want to know how you're doing in your couple like if you're really like secure
32:02you know obviously i'm just like shooting my shot oh okay yeah that's what the oh okay okay uh
32:13i guess my question is like if the opportunity came up would you take it with me
32:25i do think you're really pretty right i think you're really cool with low it is going really
32:32well but i appreciate that in the past i probably would have reciprocated two belly because i do like
32:42enhancements it's not crossing my mind the same way it used to what i'm wanting out of this and what
32:47i'm
32:47wanting out of a relationship has has changed okay yeah period
32:55i want this one person and he's saying he's locked in with her i'm kind of embarrassed
33:00i don't want to be crying every five minutes either but y'all this is brutal this is brutal
33:13poor bella is left defeated but it feels appropriate to say there are plenty of fish in the sea
33:19good night good night oh man today was fun there was so much drama we're up in the most best
33:27situation that we could possibly get and people are down there like thinking they're getting
33:31eliminated any second right now and like working and like making us food my day was rough my day was
33:37so far our day was rough day one in the book can't wait for day two and just to see
33:44what happens so
33:46hopefully i find love nice good job james was impressive at the happy hour tonight
33:54so here's a little something to reward his bold moves
34:00oh shit what there's a message i got right now james i see you successfully put the sneak on today
34:06due to
34:06your hard work and perseverance you get to take it outside lucky lady on a romantic date off this yacht
34:12but choose wisely because there's a lot on the line gabby oh it's got a first choice of a date
34:19yeah bro
34:20who's it gonna be lexi yeah duh let me get it you're going on a date wait with with who
34:30let's get it
34:39waking up this morning i feel super comfortable with reese we got to connect
34:43we shared a bed together and all we did was stay up and giggle and laugh which was amazing
34:48and i'm excited to see what more that we have in common
34:54good morning shipmates top siders brunch is waiting for you on the deck
34:59down siders it's time to clean the state rooms report for duty stat oh my god let's go
35:07everybody sleep did anyone get a little physical i was big spoon i woke up like
35:12he big spooned me in the middle of the night i was like i don't know how i feel about
35:14this
35:15you didn't even know if it was her i was like anna it was james little do you know james
35:20came
35:20up in the middle of the night clopped out it was james for tim and i like he's so comfortable
35:25to me
35:26he is like a safety blanket like i find myself just wanting to like touch him and like claw on
35:30him
35:30and like grab as much as i can to like protect me and make me feel safe and he does
35:34i think that
35:35there's already some strategy going on with the downsiders they were very tight knit yesterday they're
35:40trying to get up here by any means necessary well i just wonder when the fuckery's gonna start
35:45party's here what up y'all what's up what's up what you guys doing are you here to service or
35:53just
35:53no no i'm on break oh you're on break good last night i got a text saying from gabby oh
36:00yeah
36:02basically saying i have been granted a date off the yacht
36:11lexi
36:12who would like to go on a date with me uh yes i'd love to go on a date
36:16oh how cute thank you all right y'all i'll see y'all
36:24and the fuckery begins this environment is really hard to be in a spot like that i would definitely
36:30like to get to know lexi a little bit more before she you know jumps ship to someone else
36:36okay cue this sexy b-roll date montage
36:45hey
36:53oh my god dang this is beautiful we're doing a massaging wow i'm super excited for what's in
37:00store on this yeah i can't wait to see what happens you ready for the mud oh god oh oh
37:06shoot this
37:06part feels crazy yeah honestly yeah it feels good yeah yeah oh my god obviously she's gorgeous
37:13attractive everything and she crosses all the checklists okay i'm not even gonna lie oh yeah yeah
37:19with lexi it's so like natural and organic
37:26i'm not even gonna lie oh yeah
37:28you got me so giddy hot you talking gritty
37:47Are you guys, like, just so anxious to be in the bottom?
37:50Actually, is that what's going to happen to you?
37:52I mean, we'll see what happens later.
37:54That's that she comes back and likes James more,
37:56but they're like, yeah, you can choose James
37:57or you choose Reese and stay up here.
37:59That's what it is.
38:01If they come back and Lexine's up selecting James,
38:04then I think I'll be banished to the downside.
38:07I like where I'm at right now.
38:08I'm trying to stay up here for as long as possible.
38:10That's kind of fucked because not only are you losing somebody,
38:12but now you're going to the bottom.
38:13He's like, bye, bye, peasant.
38:15Oh, Reese, whoever Lexine discards is going somewhere much deeper
38:19and much saltier than the downside.
38:26What's your views on family?
38:28Family-oriented is super important to me.
38:30I have a huge Portuguese family,
38:31and then we're all just, like, super tight-knit.
38:33I have two older brothers,
38:34and so it's, like, the perfect dynamic.
38:37Biggest thing to me is, like,
38:38I would want to be with a man that's also, like, family-oriented,
38:41like, understands, like, close to his mom.
38:42I mean, I was raised by a mom, but I have sisters, too.
38:45Okay, cool.
38:45Like, women and family are just, like, most important to me, obviously.
38:48Like, my partner has to be, like, in tune with that
38:51and understand it.
38:52Are you an effective communicator?
38:54I'd say communication for me is obviously, like, top priority.
38:57It's the only way you make a relationship work
38:59at the end of the day.
38:59You should always want to keep trying harder for your person.
39:02Definitely.
39:03You know?
39:03Obviously, look at me.
39:04I'm trying real hard.
39:05You really did.
39:05I went to the bottom of the boat.
39:07I was expecting to go great, but I was like,
39:09wow, this is, like, leaving me speechless.
39:12She's, like, perfect for me.
39:13Like, what I appreciate you the most is you were like,
39:16I would have tossed for anyone until it was, like, you.
39:21The hard ones are the hard ones.
39:23Oh, horny James is growing up right before our eyes,
39:27but it may be too little too late
39:30with our first elimination tonight.
39:42Lexi and James are headed back to the chakra,
39:45relaxed from their massages.
39:48But trust me, it won't last long.
39:52Oh, oh, oh, oh!
39:55Oh, damn.
40:02What'd y'all do?
40:03Y'all do?
40:04We rubbed each other with mud.
40:07We had a little massage.
40:09And we had, like, a little shower.
40:13Rinse down.
40:14Together?
40:15Yeah.
40:16I feel like it's tough because I did just have a really good time,
40:19And then I come back and immediately I see Reese on the couch and I'm like, wow, there are still
40:24obviously feelings there as well.
40:26I'm just having a lot of trouble navigating that right now.
40:29And I just feel like I'm going to cry.
40:34Attention, children of the chakra.
40:37Put on your finest outfits and report to the bow of the boat for our first ever plank ceremony.
40:44Oh, shit.
40:45You're joking.
40:47What?
40:48What the fuck?
40:49A plank?
40:51Oh.
40:58Hi.
40:59Hi.
41:00Oh, no.
41:05Holy shit.
41:05What the fuck?
41:07That is crazy.
41:09That's kind of high up, right?
41:10No, this is...
41:10Probably 30 feet.
41:12That's three stories, right?
41:15Oh, my God.
41:17What the fuck is going on?
41:20This is what we're doing?
41:22This is part of the show?
41:23Oh, my God.
41:24This is scary as hell.
41:26Apologies.
41:28What is this?
41:30Lexi, you have a massive, huge decision to make.
41:39Would you like to stay with your current tall drink of water, Reese, you're welcome.
41:46I appreciate it.
41:47Or would you like to climb James like a tree?
41:52One more thing, if it wasn't obvious, whoever you do not choose will be eliminated and sent
42:01plummeting into the deep blue sea on this plank behind me.
42:06Oh.
42:07It's been tested multiple times.
42:09You should be fine.
42:10Oh, my God.
42:11It's fucking insane.
42:14Wait, and are we going to have to do that?
42:17So, basically, now we're finding out that if a downsider goes on a date, they're either
42:21going to go topside or down to the bottom of the ocean.
42:25Who the fuck came up with this idea?
42:27Because they need their brains checked out because this is insane.
42:31Boys, it's time to take your planks.
42:34One of you will be going overboard tonight.
42:40Wow, this is real.
42:42We're really in danger of all going home.
42:45It clicks for me.
42:46We're in this huge pressure cooker and really anything can happen.
42:50Like, none of us are safe.
42:51But my stomach hurts.
42:56Oh, my God.
42:59Oh, shoot.
43:05Yo, this is nuts.
43:08Kid's shifty.
43:09You all right?
43:10No.
43:12Boys, if you have any last words to say to Lexi, I suggest you go now and beg.
43:20I did not expect to be here and be feeling all these things.
43:24They're both great guys.
43:25Right now, I do want to say it is 50-50.
43:27It's going to come down to what's said up there on the plank.
43:32Lexi, honestly, I want to remind you of everything that happened yesterday.
43:36I feel like you and I had such good banter right after the couple's ceremony.
43:41And I feel like we got to know each other a good amount despite it only being 24 hours.
43:45And so, with everything that happened, I think there's still a lot more to uncover about each other.
43:49And I'd be excited to do that with you.
43:55So, I want to say today, I feel like our day was perfect.
44:00Not only because of what we did, but because I got to do it with you.
44:04And the connection we have, I think, is everything that I'm looking for.
44:09So, I feel like that's very important to me.
44:10And at the end of the day, the best prize I can have is you.
44:17Lexi, it's time to make your decision.
44:21Who will you be sending overboard tonight?
44:32The man that I am sending overboard is...
44:48Who's gonna be the last one standing?
44:51Riz.
44:56Riz!
44:58Riz!
44:59Riz!
45:00Riz!
45:01Riz!
45:04Riz!
45:04No, I don't care.
45:06in my mom.
45:06Ahaha, somebody out on the similar side.
45:07Holy shit.
45:08I didn't know anyone did that.
45:10I didn't have a city that happened.
45:11That's insane.
45:13Oh, my God.
45:15Oh, my God.
45:17Oh, my God.
45:18Oh, my God.
45:18Oh, my God, oh, my God.
45:18Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
45:19Don't make me...
45:19Don't make me do that again, please.
45:21Riz, we love you, Riz!
45:23We're going to be brief!
45:25We're going to be brief!
45:28Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
45:32Lexi and James, congratulations!
45:36You are our new top-side couple!
45:41We made it to the top, boys!
45:46This season on Love Overboard...
45:49We're here to have a good time.
45:50Make memories. Oh, my gosh!
45:53We're all in love, and that's what I'm going to focus on.
45:57We get to flirt, shake a little, drink a little.
46:04The couples fight to hold on to their lives of top-side luxury.
46:09Nobody's safe.
46:10While the Downside singles plot for a top-side takeover.
46:14This is going to be the perfect opportunity to snake my way in.
46:18You're literally as fucking low-class, like, as they come.
46:21With every dramatic challenge...
46:23I'm going to die.
46:25Every shocking revelation...
46:27He did cheat on her.
46:28Every steamy hook-up...
46:30It was fucking hot.
46:31These singles will be breaking hearts and playing games.
46:34It's on now. I'm coming to get my lady.
46:37And just when you thought it couldn't get any sexier...
46:40Guys, there's someone else coming on the boat.
46:42The shipwreckers arrived to claim all the booty.
46:46I'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room.
46:47I'm literally chatting with him.
46:49Those features are out for blood.
46:51Emotions will soar.
46:52You're so dramatic, it's too much.
46:54Get away from me.
46:55You're bothered.
46:56Hearts will break.
46:57If I'm talking to a girl and she's talking to another guy, what am I, what are we doing?
47:00I'm not going to see her and compete for a girl.
47:02And only one thing is for certain...
47:04I'm gone right now.
47:06This is my last day.
47:07No one is safe from the plank.
47:10This is going to get messy.
47:13What's he doing?
47:14Fuck, I can't watch this.
47:15At the end of all of this, there's only one winner and the rest, losers.
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