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00:00The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:06This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:10Welcome to Topplegoats.
00:13Welcome to the applicants.
00:15Well hello players, welcome to the backstabber.
00:18Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:20Oh my word.
00:22Do you all understand? Yes sir!
00:24Alright, shall we?
00:25But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:31Are you joking?
00:32Oh my god, are you joking me?
00:36That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:40Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:43I'm telling you I'm a saboteur!
00:48Yeah!
00:50Oh my god!
00:51Oh!
00:53Each week they're joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur.
00:59And a different fake show host.
01:02Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show.
01:06And build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to share.
01:09Worth up to £30,000.
01:13And there's only one rule.
01:15Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
01:19No!
01:20Oh no!
01:22Tony, go back!
01:24Celebrity captured.
01:26Saboteurs!
01:27It's called some chaos.
01:28Tonight, legendary comedian Joe Brand joins Mission HQ.
01:32Put your visor down.
01:34As the celebrities take on their very first fake show.
01:38The Applicant.
01:39Hosted by entrepreneur extraordinaire, Sarah Davies.
01:43How much poo did you need?
01:45Get ready for madness.
01:47Mind games.
01:48Oh my god.
01:49And mayhem.
01:51I look like Shrek.
01:54Get your ball and just sit.
01:59This is celebrity sabotage.
02:06Wow, look at this.
02:08This is epic!
02:09The celebrities are arriving for their very first day of sabotaging at the Manor House.
02:14It's got a good foyer!
02:16Wow!
02:17Wow!
02:19It's got a library.
02:22Of course the bookcase opens.
02:25Of course it does.
02:27Hidden behind the bookcase and down in the basement of the Manor House is Mission HQ.
02:33Wow!
02:34This is insane!
02:37From here, our celebrities have everything they need to watch, plot and sabotage the fake TV shows.
02:43Including eyes on every corner of the house and grounds to execute their sabotages.
02:48This feels so proper!
02:50Wow!
02:51This is great.
02:53And we can talk to each other as well.
02:55GK.
02:56Hello sir.
02:57Oh, I got it!
02:58What about this button?
03:00Can I just press this button?
03:03I'm stopping it!
03:04That is so cool.
03:06Yes, go on Judy, you can get under that.
03:09Don't press it, don't press it, don't press it.
03:10No!
03:11No, no, no!
03:12Oh my God!
03:13Oh my God!
03:14Oh my God!
03:15I thought we were going to kill Judy Love!
03:18Hold Judy out!
03:19Hold Judy out!
03:22I thought we'd kill the loose woman!
03:24Do you know what?
03:25I took that one for the team!
03:28HQ alert!
03:31Celebrities, welcome to The Manor House.
03:34And to your top secret Mission HQ.
03:36Thank you for having us, an absolute pleasure.
03:38Love what you've done with the place.
03:39Are you ready to play Celebrity Sabotage?
03:41Yes!
03:41More than you would ever know!
03:43Come on!
03:43There is only one rule, do not get caught.
03:47If you do, both yourself and the contestant will be at risk of leaving the game.
03:52Oh no!
03:53Oh my God!
03:54So guys, we cannot get caught.
03:56We cannot risk anybody leaving this game and not winning money.
04:01Look, we're all coming together and we're all going to sabotage together.
04:04Yes!
04:06Oh!
04:06I'd love one of these!
04:08Three, two, one!
04:09Sabotage!
04:10Celebrities.
04:11Oh, guys!
04:13Celebrities' Habitage is a five player game.
04:16What?
04:17We're only four.
04:17Get ready to meet your first guest saboteur.
04:21Oh, there's another one of us!
04:22Yes!
04:23Oh my God!
04:24Who's it going to be?
04:24Let's go!
04:31Let's go!
04:32Let's go!
04:33What an absolute honour!
04:35Oh, stop it, you!
04:36I can't believe this!
04:37I can't believe this!
04:38Welcome to Miss HQ, come on, run!
04:40I'll do my best, okay?
04:42You're already looking credible in the garb.
04:44But I can't run.
04:45Joe, let me show you this.
04:47So we are under here.
04:49Right, this is the garage, right?
04:50Okay.
04:51Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
04:56Yeah!
04:57HQ alert!
04:58Oh!
04:58Celebrities.
04:59Now that Joe Brand is here, your team is complete.
05:04Six business-savvy contestants are on their way.
05:08They think they're here to take part in a brand-new business competition show
05:11called The Applicant.
05:13Oh, yes!
05:14Which is, of course, completely fake.
05:17They're going to be so serious.
05:19And catty, maybe, as well.
05:20Yeah, as well.
05:23Oh, look at them!
05:24Wow, look at that slow wall!
05:26I have grafted in my business and built it from the ground up,
05:30and I know I've got what it takes to succeed.
05:34That is a powerful jacket from Mel.
05:36She looks like she's just won the Masters.
05:38Yeah!
05:39I love working in the corporate world.
05:41I am the corporate queen.
05:43I am fiery, and I don't take any crap from anyone.
05:46You've heard it 24-7, I'll work 24-8.
05:49I'm always putting in that extra hour.
05:52What?
05:52Jake looks quite young.
05:54Jake is young.
05:55Jake is super young.
05:56I'm very competitive.
05:57I always want to come out on top, but I have to do things the right way, and always do
06:02things by the book.
06:03Chris looks a bit too nice to be in business.
06:06He almost looks a little bit like someone who would give you elocution.
06:10Is it elocution?
06:11Yeah.
06:11Yeah, you could do with them.
06:13Yeah.
06:14I'm a natural-born leader.
06:16Failure is not an option.
06:18Look at Josh.
06:19Josh is rubbing his hands like,
06:20yeah, I'm coming for this money.
06:22I'm not here to take part.
06:23I'm here to win.
06:24I'm not the applicant.
06:26I'm the applicant.
06:28They all look like serious business professionals.
06:32Doesn't anyone walking in a line in slow motion look like a serious business professional?
06:37We could look business.
06:38Oh, the driver's coming round!
06:41The suspense!
06:42It's proper.
06:46Look at that.
06:46Such a cool way to rock up.
06:48Who's it going to be?
06:50It's Sir Alan.
06:57Yes!
06:58Oh, look at their faces.
06:59Zora Davies.
07:01Good morning, everyone.
07:02Good morning.
07:04How are you all feeling?
07:05Excited.
07:07Emma, Emma, Emma's really happy.
07:11She's so happy.
07:12She's so happy she's crying.
07:13Downstruck.
07:13Yeah, because if you want to be a business girl, she's the queen.
07:17Zora, we're going to have a lot of fun.
07:20Good luck, Zora.
07:21Welcome to the applicant.
07:24Over the next two days, you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive
07:30in the competitive world of business.
07:33I will be assessing your every move and decision.
07:37As will we.
07:38And at the end of the process, one of you will win this.
07:42The coveted Gordon Briefcase.
07:46Who takes that title is up to me.
07:49But who puts themselves in with a chance is entirely down to you.
07:54Mission alert.
07:57Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission.
08:00Okay.
08:01Sam and GK.
08:02Oh!
08:04Yeah!
08:04They're young ones.
08:05Whilst Zora sets the applicants their first task, you must throw fake bird poo on two of them.
08:11Oh!
08:11My days!
08:13Each successful hit is worth £1,000.
08:16So there is a total of £2,000 up for grabs.
08:20Oh, no, that's a lot of money to start with.
08:22It's a lot of money.
08:23And remember, don't get caught.
08:25Have you not seen any birds?
08:26Well, we're in the countryside.
08:27Yeah, yeah.
08:28How are we going to do this?
08:31Oh!
08:31Look at that door!
08:32Oh, my God!
08:33There's a hole in the room!
08:34What have we got?
08:35What's bird poo?
08:36Try the yoghurt.
08:38Ah.
08:38We've got it!
08:39We've got it!
08:41I think you should test that.
08:43Just don't get the hair!
08:44Hi!
08:45Yeah, that's the one.
08:46There we go.
08:46There we go.
08:47This is...
08:49Judy, why are you clenching your butt cheeks there?
08:53Guys, Zora is, like, still out there speaking to the contestants.
08:57Oh!
08:57Let's go!
09:02I feel like we're sort of watching our kids go to school.
09:05I know, I know.
09:06They're just out there, they're just out there!
09:07Oh, my God!
09:08They're so slippery!
09:09They're on the floor!
09:10If you can hear us, touch your bum!
09:13Yes!
09:14Yes!
09:15Jake!
09:16Hello?
09:17You're the youngest contestant we have in the competition.
09:20Do you think that's a strength or a weakness?
09:22Guys, get up there as quickly as possible, please!
09:25I hate heights!
09:26That's not even height!
09:27I hate heights!
09:28Oh, I see you on the roof!
09:29I see you on the roof!
09:30Where?
09:31Where?
09:31You see them there?
09:32We can see you!
09:33We can see you!
09:34Just remember to stay low!
09:36Oh, is it slipping?
09:38Can you guys see the applicants?
09:40Oh, my God!
09:41Oh, my God!
09:43Give us a wave!
09:45Yes!
09:46Nice!
09:47And are you a natural entrepreneur?
09:48I'm a grafter.
09:50I've sort of learnt the business from the ground up.
09:52I do like to make the decisions and the final decisions.
09:56Oh, TK, watch this!
09:58And are you a natural leader, would you say?
10:01Definitely a natural leader.
10:03Didn't work.
10:04Didn't get him.
10:04Go again!
10:05You were close.
10:06You were close.
10:07Let's both do it.
10:08One more biggie.
10:09High and long.
10:10High and long, baby!
10:17We need to play as a team.
10:20Jake, Jake's lucky.
10:21Get down, get down, get down.
10:23I threw the spoon.
10:25I threw the spoon.
10:26You threw the spoon.
10:27You threw the spoon.
10:28You threw the spoon.
10:33You threw the spoon.
10:37I threw the spoon.
10:38I threw the spoon.
10:41I threw the spoon.
10:42I threw the spoon.
10:42How is this not hitting me?
10:44How are you going to sell yourself?
10:46I've definitely got the gift for the gaff.
10:48You should goddamn hand.
10:49Yeah, go hand.
10:54And finally, Mel.
10:57Are you going to take the win?
10:58Wait, wait.
10:59Stop, stop, stop.
11:00He's turned round.
11:00Someone's looking.
11:08I franchise preschool classes.
11:10Jake.
11:11Oh, you might have got him.
11:12You might have got him.
11:13He's looking round, yeah.
11:14Did we do that?
11:16Are you worried?
11:17I just got there, Paul.
11:18Did it actually go on?
11:19I just got on my shoe.
11:20That's good luck.
11:21That's good luck.
11:22Wait, he's on his shoe.
11:23He's on his shoe.
11:23He's on his shoe.
11:23He's on his shoe.
11:24He's on his shoe.
11:24Yes!
11:27Yay!
11:29Yes, guys.
11:30But stay low.
11:31Stay low.
11:32That is good luck.
11:33A baby wipe will do.
11:35It just keeps splattering.
11:37Look, can you see all that?
11:41Look how close it got to us.
11:43I don't know where it is, Mark.
11:44It keeps splattering.
11:46Oh, my God.
11:46But what must they be thinking?
11:48Someone's given this pigeon some laxatives.
11:55We've won them a grand.
11:56Come back to HQ.
11:58You've done excellently well.
11:59And bring the yogurt,
12:00because I actually fancy a bit of muesli.
12:03It was like the birds pooing.
12:04I didn't see a bird in the sky,
12:06so God knows where it was.
12:08It literally landed on his shoe.
12:10Whoa!
12:12The birds are back.
12:13We did it.
12:14You did it.
12:14You got it on his shoe.
12:16Don't touch me.
12:17Right.
12:17It's time for your first task.
12:20And for this, you will be split into two teams.
12:23Chris, Emma and Josh.
12:25You will be Team Blue Vision.
12:27Jake, Louise and Mel.
12:29You will be Team Power.
12:30For your first task, I want you to create a marketing video for this location.
12:37To pitch it as a premium wedding venue, you need to plan, shoot and star in your video.
12:45Oh, I ate like this.
12:47Good luck, everyone.
12:48Off you go into the manor.
12:50They're going in.
12:51Good luck, applicants.
12:52Look, they're right by us.
12:53Where?
12:53Oh, my God.
12:54Oh, my God.
12:54They're right next to...
12:55Sorry.
12:58Fingers on the lips.
13:00Wow.
13:01How nice is this?
13:03Well done, Sara.
13:04You are absolutely amazing.
13:05Someone chucked something down here.
13:07Oh, that was a spoon.
13:08You're a spoon, man.
13:10Oh, my God.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:12I mean, how much poo did you need?
13:14You know what?
13:15You're welcome to take that spoon and use it for your lunch.
13:17Well, lucky me.
13:19Lucky me.
13:20With the first task set, the applicants start planning their marketing videos.
13:25So, we've got the games.
13:26We've got the welcome drinks.
13:27We've got the flower arch.
13:28One more thing in the barn.
13:29We can talk about the champagne tower.
13:31You know what?
13:32We're looking at the teams.
13:33I was very much Team Blue Vision.
13:35I do like the way Team Power are really enthusiastic.
13:39You forget, Judy.
13:40This is not a real show.
13:41Yeah, no.
13:41None of it matters.
13:42It doesn't matter which team is better,
13:44because we've just got to get them sabotaged.
13:47No, I let go for them.
13:48Mission alert.
13:50Oh!
13:51What have we got?
13:52Here we go.
13:52Celebrities, it's time for your next sabotage missions,
13:56which will happen at the same time.
13:58We've got a double.
13:59Judy.
14:00Judy.
14:01You must collapse the champagne tower
14:03whilst Team Blue Vision are filming inside the wedding barn.
14:07I love this.
14:08Oh!
14:08I love this.
14:10Meanwhile.
14:10Meanwhile.
14:11Meanwhile.
14:12Joe.
14:13And Joe.
14:14What?
14:16Disguised as the grounds gardeners,
14:18you must disrupt Team Power's filming,
14:20causing them to stop recording.
14:22Each sabotage is worth £3,000,
14:26making a total of £6,000 up for grabs.
14:29Yes!
14:30Joe, you've got this.
14:32You have got this.
14:34We're both going to be gardeners.
14:35Can I be a rock or something?
14:39Time to get shooting.
14:40As the applicants get ready to shoot.
14:42Absolutely stunning.
14:44Wow.
14:44Isn't it?
14:44The celebrities suit up for sabotage.
14:47Oh!
14:50Oh!
14:51Oh!
14:51Do I look recognisable?
14:52You look like an entirely different person.
14:55Yeah.
14:55Let's go!
14:56Come on!
14:57Come on!
14:58Right, guys.
14:58You are on your way.
15:00Let's get cracking.
15:01Don't you can't.
15:03Let's go.
15:04Ah!
15:05Go, go, go, Joe!
15:09Stop right here.
15:10Stop right here.
15:15Right, Judy.
15:16You need to spot the champagne tower.
15:19OK.
15:21Wow.
15:21It's beautiful.
15:23Jude, Team Blue Vision are on the way.
15:26They are coming to you.
15:27Oh, man.
15:28Guys, I found it.
15:29Then, when the time comes, smash it.
15:32Right, thank you, Sam.
15:33Sorry.
15:34I think I can pull it from behind.
15:37Right?
15:37Or, like, maybe if I knock it, that will destroy it.
15:41This is stunning, isn't it?
15:43Oh, Judy, they're literally seconds away!
15:46Oh, God.
15:47They're about to walk up the steps into the room.
15:53Oh!
16:02They're about to walk up the steps into the room.
16:07Oh, God.
16:08Oh, Judy, they're literally seconds away!
16:12Oh, this looks like my actual wedding.
16:15Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
16:18Oh, God!
16:18I think I found something.
16:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that thing there.
16:21Right, I've got this.
16:22I've got this.
16:23It's gorgeous.
16:24Those beams are incredible.
16:25Give it a pull.
16:27It's going to be difficult.
16:29Judy, they're just on the other side of the curtain.
16:32Yeah.
16:33Oh, no, that's too far.
16:34Too far.
16:34Too far.
16:34You need to go back under.
16:37Too far.
16:38Oh, the champagne tower.
16:40Yeah.
16:40By the tower!
16:41Oh, my God!
16:44No, no, no, no!
16:46Oh, God!
16:47I thought she was going to do it.
16:49Are you going to be pouring it from the top?
16:51Yeah, of course.
16:51You have to pour it from the top and then it trickles down to the bottom.
16:54Yeah, that's it.
16:54Exactly.
16:55Judy, don't even breathe.
16:57Oh, oh, God!
16:58Judy, they've started.
16:59Judy, they've started.
17:00I'll say the bit first and then pop it.
17:01And then I'll start, yeah.
17:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:03Okay.
17:04Oh, God!
17:05We're going to tell you when to go.
17:07Stand by.
17:08I can't breathe.
17:09I was so nervous.
17:10Oh, my God.
17:11Yeah, I'll try not to get over your lovely wedding.
17:13Don't take my eye out.
17:14He's opening the bottle.
17:15He's opening the bottle!
17:16So, after the ceremony, after we've cut the cake, we come round to a modern feature of this venue.
17:22Hold on.
17:23I'm so nervous.
17:25So, this is the champagne tower.
17:27Keep holding.
17:29Stunning, and it's a bit different.
17:31Hold on.
17:32Oh, God.
17:33Hold on.
17:34So, Josh, pop our bottle, please.
17:36He's popping the bottle.
17:38Oh!
17:46Go!
17:57Oh, my God!
17:58Yes!
17:59Go on!
18:00Get out of there!
18:00Get out of there!
18:02Run!
18:03What did you do?
18:04I literally just touched it.
18:05Yeah, you barely even touched it.
18:07Yeah.
18:08I held it so that it wouldn't fall off.
18:10Get back to HQ!
18:11Run!
18:14I'm sorry.
18:15I'm sorry.
18:15I just literally touched it.
18:17I didn't...
18:17No, no.
18:17You just touched the top.
18:18I saw it.
18:19This has been awful.
18:22The whole champagne tower fell on my feet.
18:26The whole thing.
18:28I touched the top of it very, very lightly, and the whole thing came down.
18:33While a confused Team Blue Vision lick their Prosecco-covered wounds, Joel and Joe move into position to disrupt Team
18:41Power's filming.
18:43Right, come on, guys.
18:44Get in there for another three grand.
18:46Go up here.
18:47Go on the right of this bush.
18:48Park there.
18:49Okay.
18:51So, we're starting from here, shooting in this direction with us saying, and look where we are now in the
18:56beautiful ground.
18:57Action!
18:57Here we go.
18:58This is it.
18:59Get your tools out and just have it large now.
19:01Just turn them on.
19:02Turn them on, Joe.
19:03Turn them on.
19:07Bean bag throwing for the kids and also the adults.
19:12Get in the back of their shot.
19:16Oh!
19:17She's really going for it.
19:20She's way too in.
19:24Oh, no!
19:26Joel, go and get you!
19:27I thought I thought...
19:29What the hell?
19:30She's got road.
19:35Why are they not stopping it even though there is, like, industrial noise in the back?
19:41Joel, we need them to stop filming, mate.
19:43Yeah, yeah, give me two.
19:44Give me two.
19:45When we do our cheers, what do you want to say?
19:49Oh, my God.
19:50What is he not for?
19:52What is he not for?
19:57Do they really need to do that now?
20:01Why?
20:02Why?
20:05A little second?
20:06What's going on?
20:07What's going on?
20:07Oh, my God!
20:08They've absolutely smashed that.
20:09Oh, my God!
20:10Some disruption!
20:11Well done!
20:12Is that Joel singing?
20:15Put your tree in my garden.
20:22What the hell was that?
20:25Yes, Joel!
20:27It did so well.
20:31Guys!
20:32Oh, that was so good.
20:34Well done, mate.
20:36Just ploughed through the middle of them.
20:38Joe doesn't give a damn.
20:40I just trusted that I wouldn't get recognised.
20:42Just walking through.
20:43So good.
20:43Go get Joe.
20:44Go get Joe.
20:44And I was like, well, my God, I can't believe she's over there.
20:47What's she over there for?
20:49So, there was a few distractions along the way.
20:51There was a few gardeners having to do some work on the last filming.
20:54The thing has cost.
20:55It's all gone well.
20:56Obviously, we'll see how it turns out.
21:01Mission alert.
21:02Oh!
21:03It's time for your next sabotage mission.
21:06Sam, disguised in a suit of armour, you must swap the memory card on Team Power's camera
21:11for an empty one, so they lose all their footage.
21:15This mission is worth £4,000.
21:18That's big.
21:19Remember, don't get caught.
21:22That's hard.
21:22That's hard.
21:23I can't stay still.
21:24Bad, bad choice.
21:27Welcome to the Manor House, Main Lake.
21:30I think we've absolutely smashed this challenge.
21:32Sam, you've got to be so careful because they're all around the building.
21:35This floor is so slippery.
21:37It does look like you're in Strictly Come Dancing with a suit of armour right now.
21:41Do you think we've done enough?
21:42Oh, yeah.
21:43More than.
21:44Confident?
21:45Yeah.
21:45Team Power.
21:47Come on, Sam.
21:52Oh!
21:53Oh, wow.
21:55Quiet.
21:56Quiet.
21:56Quiet.
21:57Quiet, babe.
21:58Pun intended.
21:59Suits you.
22:00Hey!
22:02They're coming.
22:03Quickly.
22:03Put your headgear down.
22:07Back to the blue room.
22:09Oh, they're coming.
22:10They're coming.
22:10Put your visor down.
22:13And they are about to come in.
22:16Louise is walking in.
22:17Flick your head forward.
22:19Oh, I'm nervous.
22:20Oh!
22:20Grab what we need.
22:22Leave the camera.
22:24They're in.
22:24They're in the room.
22:25They're in the room.
22:26Pop that down.
22:26We'll grab a fresh one.
22:29Come on.
22:29Oh, my God.
22:30Mel is right there.
22:31Then we'll go down the corridor.
22:33Then we're going down.
22:33Yeah.
22:34They've got to leave the camera in there for you to steal the memory card.
22:40Sam is doing so well standing still.
22:43Oh, my God.
22:43This is the longest.
22:45He's ever.
22:46Doing a great job, man.
22:47Hold it.
22:47Hold it.
22:48Hold it.
22:48Pop that down, Dom.
22:49You don't need that.
22:50Still walking round with her.
22:52They've left their camera.
22:53They've left their camera and they're leaving.
22:55Just wait.
22:56Not yet.
22:56Not yet.
22:56Wait.
22:57Here we go.
22:59That was amazing.
23:00Josh looked right at me.
23:02Sam, they are out of the room.
23:04Go, go, go, go, go.
23:04Nice.
23:05Whoa.
23:05Nice.
23:06Shut the door.
23:08Be really quiet.
23:09I'm trying.
23:10Now get the memory card.
23:12Go get the memory card now.
23:14Oh, my God.
23:15This is very tense.
23:16Oh, my God.
23:17I'm so nervous.
23:18Where's the memory?
23:19Oh, yes.
23:20This is a man who knows his way around the camera.
23:23There he is.
23:25Yes.
23:26Yes.
23:27That is a man with two million followers on Instagram.
23:30He knows where the hole is, where the memory card goes.
23:32What now?
23:32What do I do now?
23:33You need to replace it.
23:35I think there's a replacement one on the table.
23:37Possibly in that little see-through bag.
23:40Oh, my God.
23:42Oh.
23:43Oh.
23:47Keep quiet.
23:47The group's outside and they might need to come in for anything, so just be careful.
23:52After a final debrief with her team, Mel goes to collect their footage to take to the fake show's editor
23:57to brief him on their creative vision.
24:00She's coming.
24:01She's coming.
24:01Guys.
24:02She's coming.
24:02Oh, my God.
24:03Mel's coming back.
24:04We have to be really quick, Sam.
24:06Oh, my God.
24:07Oh.
24:08She's there.
24:09Check that memory card.
24:10In that camera.
24:11She's coming back.
24:13Oh.
24:13This is intense.
24:15That's it.
24:16Yeah.
24:16Get back in position.
24:18Get a glove on.
24:20Sam, put your face down.
24:25Sam, put your face down.
24:36No.
24:36No.
24:37No.
24:37No.
24:38No.
24:41No.
24:42Get back out of your face down.
24:47Oh, my God.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49Oh, my God.
24:50Oh, my God.
24:50Sam, do not move a muscle.
24:53Like, he's right there.
24:55It's mental.
24:56Jesus.
24:57What's she checking? What's she checking? What's she checking?
25:04Oh, my God.
25:06Oh, Mel. Mel, please.
25:08You don't know which switch it is. Just take the whole thing on the tripod.
25:10Take the whole thing, Mel.
25:14She's taking forever.
25:16Oh, my God. Come on.
25:20Why is this going on for so long?
25:21I've never seen anything like it.
25:23Just take the whole thing.
25:24Just take the whole thing.
25:27Just take the whole thing.
25:30Just take the whole thing.
25:32Take the whole thing.
25:36She's actually got the memory.
25:37She's got the card.
25:38Oh, my God. She's taking the card.
25:39Oh, my God. She's going to check it now.
25:42She's taking the card.
25:43Oh, my God.
25:45Oh, my God.
25:46She's only gone next door. Be quiet. Be quiet. Be quiet.
25:49They're just about to find out that it's empty.
25:51Oh, my God. Let's hear what they say.
25:52Here is our memory switch.
25:54Fantastic.
25:55Fantastic. So, what ideas have you got for your video?
25:58It starts off at the front of the manor house.
26:01Then we're going to move it in as if it was following the order of a natural wedding.
26:06Can I just stop you there?
26:08Is this definitely the right card?
26:11I'm going to make the assumption that it is.
26:14Oh, my God. I feel sick.
26:15So, the media should all be in this folder here.
26:22As you can see, there is nothing there.
26:25That means we've got no footage.
26:27Look at her face.
26:29Look at her face.
26:30She's fuming.
26:31Did you see a little red light on the camera when it was recording you?
26:34Yeah, I'm sure.
26:36This card is blank.
26:37You're joking.
26:38I'm really sorry.
26:39Oh, my God.
26:41This card is empty and I can't work with it.
26:46Sam, she's mortified.
26:49But remember, she'll be all right about this tomorrow.
26:52When we win her some money, she's going to love it.
26:54She'll be fine.
26:55Right, I'll go and tell the guy.
26:58Will you?
26:59She's coming back, Sam.
27:01I don't know what we're going to do.
27:03Straight back to HQ, buddy.
27:04Anyway, thank you.
27:07Straight through the bookcase.
27:10Let's go, let's go.
27:12Hurry up, Sam.
27:14Oh, my God.
27:18I can hear some metal coming in.
27:20Yeah!
27:23Come on.
27:24Come on, let's see with our husband.
27:26Ow, is that?
27:27Yes, mate.
27:28OK.
27:30I don't know if I'm being stitched off.
27:32Oh, stitched up.
27:34Uh-oh.
27:36Um.
27:37Hello, love.
27:39I don't quite know how to tell you this.
27:40She's fuming, look.
27:42It's not recorded one thing that we've done from today.
27:46Joking me.
27:46I don't understand.
27:47We've been pressing the buttons all day.
27:49We've done this to the most suspicious group.
27:51Are you pranking us?
27:52You actually did?
27:53I swear to God.
27:54I swear.
27:56That's impossible.
27:57No.
27:58It feels bad now, but we have just won them loads of money.
28:02They know.
28:02Oh, that's true.
28:02Yeah.
28:03This is it.
28:03It's a good night.
28:04That's impossible.
28:04I would have thought, but we looked at it.
28:07I'm sure I saw the red light.
28:08Yeah, I've seen the red light.
28:09I have seen the red light.
28:11Oh, it's just God-wrenching.
28:14I pressed the button, a little dot came up with RAC, like record.
28:18I really don't know what's going on there.
28:19I really don't know.
28:21HQ alert.
28:22Celebrities, your first day of sabotaging is over,
28:26and you have added £11,000 to the prize pot.
28:29Oh, my God!
28:32Get a good night's sleep, as there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow.
28:36Oh, let's go.
28:37How do I take this off?
28:40It's day two.
28:42We're back.
28:44And the applicants are about to receive their final fake task from Sarah.
28:49Let's talk about Sarah.
28:51She's great.
28:52She's in it, isn't she?
28:53Isn't she?
28:53She's so good with it.
28:55Here they come, everyone.
28:57We're giving them money at the end.
28:58We're trying to win them money,
29:00and that's what makes it more easy for us to be so deceptive.
29:07Good morning, applicants.
29:09Morning.
29:10For today's task,
29:12I've arranged for a group of corporate guests
29:14from the travel company 2E
29:16to come here to the Manor House for a team building away day.
29:20Ooh!
29:22Team Blue Vision,
29:23you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day.
29:27Ooh!
29:28Look how flexible Judy is.
29:30This is Judy doing yoga.
29:32Yes!
29:33Come on!
29:34Look at that.
29:34Come on.
29:35They are fun.
29:36Team Power,
29:37you will be hosting an adventure paintballing away day.
29:41Ooh!
29:42Hey!
29:44That works, that man.
29:45It hurts, though.
29:47Pat, pat, pat, pat.
29:48You have two hours until your clients arrive.
29:52Good luck.
29:53Off you go.
29:56With the task set,
29:58the team's head inside for some away day brainstorming.
30:01I love a bit of yoga and wellness.
30:04Yeah.
30:04And we've really got to think about making this a relaxing escape.
30:09Paintballing!
30:10What are we thinking about the theme, then?
30:12Can't all be superheroes?
30:13We need to call ahead to the local party shop...
30:17...to secure our costumes.
30:19Mission alert.
30:21Oh!
30:23Celebrities,
30:24the applicants have been set their next task.
30:26GK,
30:27you must pretend to be the party shop owner
30:29and convince Team Power to order the wrong costumes.
30:32Yes!
30:33This mission is worth £2,000.
30:40Where is it?
30:41Where is it?
30:42Everyone listen.
30:44Suspense.
30:45Suspense.
30:46Right, everyone, shut up.
30:47Should I put it on loud?
30:48Yes.
30:48Right.
30:50Hello?
30:50Hello, good morning.
30:51I was just wondering if we could order a few costumes, please.
30:54Yeah, of course.
30:55What are you looking for?
30:56Perfect.
30:56So, basically, we're looking for some superhero costumes.
30:59We would need three of them.
31:00So, the only, like, three matching outfits we have are cowgirls.
31:07Oh!
31:09OK.
31:10Um, brilliant.
31:12All right, we're taking it.
31:13All right, thank you.
31:14I'll see you soon.
31:15Goodbye.
31:16We've just won them some money.
31:18That was great.
31:19You are going to be the most gorgeous cowgirl!
31:24Yay!
31:25Nice job.
31:26Yes.
31:29While Team Power come to terms with being paintballing cowgirls, Team Blue Vision are hard at work creating the perfect
31:36recipe for relaxation.
31:37So, we'd be required to make a homemade rejuvenating face mask for the guests.
31:41So, we're going to say this one includes matcha, kiwi...
31:44Yeah.
31:45...and spirulina.
31:46Yeah?
31:46Yeah, great.
31:47Mission alert!
31:49It's time for your next mission.
31:51Joe, disguised as an armchair...
31:53What?
31:54...you must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder so it stains the client's skin.
32:01Oh!
32:01That's so good!
32:02That's devious!
32:03This mission is worth £6,000.
32:06Oh, wow.
32:07That is very risky.
32:14Oh!
32:14Joel, we can see you!
32:15You look amazing!
32:17You've got to be really quiet.
32:18Team Power are in the Blue Room, Joel.
32:20And also, mate, Team Blue Vision are in the dining room.
32:24The way Joel is walking so slow is stressing me out.
32:27Hey, Joel, you're going to have to put a speed on there, mate.
32:29I'm a chair!
32:31Oh, Zara's there.
32:34Oh!
32:35He's in!
32:36He's landed.
32:38Zara, would you like to sit on the chair?
32:40Zara, don't tell Joel, but just very, very quietly go and just sit on the chair.
32:46He's just...
32:48He's got no idea!
32:49You're doing amazing.
32:50Stay exactly where you are.
32:53And lean back, lean back, lean back.
32:55Oh, my God!
32:56One of the contestants is sitting on you.
32:59Joel, don't move!
33:00Don't move!
33:00There's a contestant sitting on you.
33:04You can hit Joel laughing.
33:06I can feel it's Zara Davies.
33:09I like the feeling of a dragon.
33:11Are you ready for your outfit?
33:13Here it is!
33:14What is going on?
33:15Look, look, let's...
33:16Here we go.
33:18Jake, this is...
33:19Is it all in there?
33:20Oh, there's bandanas and everything.
33:24Oh, my gosh.
33:27Oh, no.
33:28Oh, my gosh.
33:29Oh, my gosh.
33:30Oh, my gosh.
33:31Is it James not happy?
33:32James not happy at all.
33:33No, he looks a bit fuming.
33:34Okay, great.
33:35So, scripts and agendas sorted out.
33:37Let's get ready to make the face masks.
33:38Let's go.
33:39Let's go.
33:40Oh!
33:41Joel, Team Blue Vision's moving.
33:43They're on the move.
33:46Joel, they're in the orange range!
33:48Green.
33:48Look at these ingredients.
33:51Lovely.
33:51They look fab.
33:53That's very green.
33:55Joel, move your right hand up and down if you're okay.
34:00Oh, my God, that was risky, look.
34:03Sarah's laughing, look.
34:05You just look so cherry.
34:08It's brilliant.
34:09Now, they did say if you add more of something,
34:12I think it was spirulina,
34:13that it gives a little bit more, a boost of something.
34:16It's a lot of spirulina, isn't it?
34:18Should we keep to the...
34:19Keep to the recipe, do you think?
34:20Keep to the recipe, yeah, I think so.
34:22But remember, it's about those extras, isn't it?
34:25All right.
34:25Do you want to give them a little bit more?
34:26Yeah, give it a few, why not?
34:28Joel, this stash is really good as well,
34:30because the boys are putting in loads of the recipe,
34:33and it's going to make it look really green anyway,
34:35so your stuff, you can put loads in.
34:39Little thumbs up if you understand.
34:41Yeah, let's go with that, all right?
34:43Yeah!
34:45Yeah!
34:49Oh, my God!
34:51Oh, my God!
34:51He got too big for his boobs!
34:53They didn't see you,
34:54but they just, they literally turned to face you just then.
34:58Okay, fantastic.
34:58I think we've done a great job.
34:59I think, you know, the clients from TUI
35:01are going to absolutely love that on their faces,
35:03so if you go and see how anyone's getting on with the yoga.
35:05Let's get it. Let's do it. Let's go.
35:10This is your moment.
35:11You've got to go, Joel.
35:12This is your time.
35:13Joel, get yourself up and go and change it.
35:15Quickly!
35:17There he is.
35:18Go on, Joel!
35:19Oh, no.
35:20He can't see.
35:24Come on, come on.
35:27You're going to need to add some water.
35:30Get it all in.
35:30Add water, babes.
35:32Water.
35:32Yeah, nice.
35:33You just put so much in.
35:35How did your face mask go?
35:38It was good.
35:39It's looking good.
35:40Keep going, boy.
35:41Keep making it sticky.
35:42It's all good natural ingredients.
35:44If I don't think we need to overthink it,
35:45it'll be fine.
35:49Yes!
35:50That's great.
35:50Oh, no!
35:51It's on your sofa!
35:52We're just getting back to HQ.
35:54Run to the bookcase!
35:55Run to the bookcase, Joel!
35:57It's got all the right ingredients.
35:59Well, hopefully.
36:00This is the saddest thing I've ever watched.
36:02This is an awkward run.
36:03Like the lowest point in Joel's career.
36:13With everything set,
36:15the contestants gather outside the front of the manor house
36:18to welcome their corporate guests.
36:20Look!
36:21Look!
36:22Oh, Sui arriving!
36:23Oh!
36:26Look great!
36:29Are you ready to join us?
36:31Hello!
36:31Let's go!
36:33Yee-haw!
36:35Yee-haw!
36:35That was a great yee-haw action.
36:37Yeah, I like it.
36:37You ready to feel rejuvenated today?
36:39As Team Power take their corporate clients to the woods,
36:42to set up paintballing,
36:43Team Blue Vision prepared to pamper their guests.
36:46Do you mind if I put this face mask on your face?
36:49Absolutely.
36:49With what, unbeknownst to them,
36:52is now a sabotaged green food dye-enhanced face mask.
36:56Oh, my day!
36:58Face masks are coming!
36:59Face masks are coming!
37:00Oh, my God!
37:02I want to think about it!
37:04This is terrible!
37:06Only the best and most premium products
37:09for our guests at the Blue Vision Retreat.
37:14Does this have magic ingredients in it?
37:17It does have magic ingredients.
37:19Yes.
37:20Yeah.
37:21Food colouring.
37:30OK, ladies, it's time to remove your masks.
37:33Oh, my God!
37:34Yes!
37:34Oh, my God!
37:35Oh, no!
37:36It's not going to...
37:37It's not going to stain our faces, is it?
37:40Oh!
37:40No, it won't stain your faces.
37:43That's rank.
37:44I look like Shrek.
37:45Oh!
37:46If you just scrub gently, just in circular motions,
37:49it will come off.
37:50No, it's not, Emma!
37:51No, it won't!
37:52Oh, my God!
37:53Oh, my God!
37:55Oh!
37:56Would anyone like a green smoothie?
38:00Oh, my God!
38:02Sarah, is this as bad as it looks?
38:04Yeah!
38:06Oh, my God!
38:08Oh, my God!
38:10Oh, God!
38:12I feel like they put too much of a certain ingredient
38:14in the face mask.
38:19Did you definitely check the measurements?
38:21Yes.
38:21Yeah.
38:25So, you know, I put the ingredients in,
38:27so I'm happy to sort of take the kind of blame on that one.
38:33OK, we are getting there.
38:40We are getting there.
38:41Joel, that's incredible what you've just done.
38:43Oh, my God!
38:44We're so good!
38:46Joel!
38:47Go!
38:49Oh, my God!
38:51Well done, everyone.
38:52Well done.
38:53I've had a lot of spa days and face masks before,
38:55but never anything like this.
38:57I feel like I've scrubbed a layer of skin off.
38:59I'm absolutely not coming back to this spa.
39:03100%.
39:04Meanwhile, over with Team Power.
39:06What we're gonna be doing today is paintballing.
39:08We are in the woods for this as well,
39:10so you've got to go very careful.
39:11It's just gonna be quite a fun day, to be fair.
39:13Yee-haw!
39:15Yee-haw!
39:17OK, so we're going to move on to the yoga,
39:20which I'm taking.
39:21OK.
39:23Mission alert.
39:25Come on, Ed.
39:26Celebrities, it's time for your final sabotage missions.
39:30Woo!
39:31Joe, you will stay behind as mission controller, GK.
39:36Hidden inside a garden storage box,
39:38you must pop Emma's yoga ball mid-class.
39:40I love this.
39:44And then, Joe, Sam, and Judy posing as Team Power paintballers,
39:52you must sabotage the yoga session covering Team Blue Vision
39:55and their guests in paint.
39:58Go.
39:59That's incredible.
40:01Celebrities, each mission is worth £5,000.
40:04What?
40:06So there is a total of £10,000 up for grabs.
40:10Wow.
40:12And remember, don't get caught.
40:14Don't get caught.
40:14Do not get caught.
40:16OK, GK, you need to find something to pop the balls with.
40:19Yep.
40:19We need to find guns.
40:21What a pistol.
40:22Let's go, Joe.
40:27And breathe in.
40:30And breathe out.
40:37Have you found the box, GK?
40:40Lovely.
40:41And breathe out.
40:43Oh, my God.
40:45Oh, Jesus wept.
40:46Are you all right?
40:48It's wiseful.
40:49So grab your balls, please.
40:51If she looks at her right while she's sat there,
40:54she will see me.
40:55We are literally eye level.
40:57Here we go, GK.
40:59I think you'll have one go at it.
41:01I want you to be comfortable with your ball, OK?
41:04Get your ball and just sit on it.
41:06I'm waiting for her to bounce.
41:09And bounce on it.
41:12Bouncey, bouncey, bouncey.
41:14Sharp a thrust as you can.
41:18Oh, my God.
41:20OK, go for it, go for it.
41:45Oh, my word.
41:47Oh, that was brilliant.
41:54I'm sorry.
41:55I'm sorry.
41:57That was brilliant.
41:57How embarrassing.
41:59I was bouncing on it too hard, clearly.
42:02And back to HQ.
42:04I'm not confident this ball, so I'm just getting the feel for it.
42:09After a successful explosive mission, GK sneaks back to join Joe in Mission HQ.
42:15Go!
42:16But meanwhile, over in the woods, Team Power are busy leading their cowgirl paintball activity.
42:21Come on, guys.
42:23Teamwork, communication.
42:25Allowing Judy, Joel and Sam.
42:27God, I'm so excited.
42:29To sabotage the yoga session disguised in the same cowgirl costumes.
42:33And breathe in.
42:36Cause absolute carnage.
42:38Big time.
42:40Oh, my God.
42:41Sam, don't show your face.
42:44Go on, have it last, Judy.
42:45Go on, go, go, go.
42:47In.
42:50Paint everywhere.
42:52Paint everywhere.
42:54Whoa, whoa.
42:55Breathe in.
42:56What are you doing?
43:01What are you doing?
43:02Do you think they could move?
43:03We don't know what you're doing.
43:04Breathe out!
43:06Yeah!
43:08Right, go, go, go, go, go.
43:10Let's just keep focused on the breathing.
43:14I'm so sorry.
43:20Yeah!
43:24Sorry, guys.
43:25It's really dramatic.
43:27Who feels relaxed?
43:28Team Power came in and ambushed my whole class.
43:31They've 100% done it on purpose.
43:33They're trying to sabotage our task.
43:35It was carnage.
43:36Absolute carnage.
43:37I can only imagine maybe they've just got that real desire to win and to beat us.
43:42I cannot believe they've done this to us.
43:44They've played us dirty.
43:53With the disastrous away day done, the applicants are ready for the final results and are heading to Sarah's office.
44:00Or so they think.
44:03Oh, my word.
44:04What is that?
44:05This is a bookcase.
44:07Wow!
44:08Wow!
44:09Oh, my...
44:10Oh, wow!
44:12She's been watching us the full time.
44:15No way!
44:16Celebrity sabotage?
44:18But we're not celebrities.
44:20What is happening here?
44:21Oh, hello.
44:22Hello!
44:23Hello, applicants.
44:24Now, you must be wondering what on earth is going on.
44:29Just a bit.
44:30Yeah, we have.
44:31But I've got something to tell you.
44:34The applicant is not a real show.
44:38What?
44:39Take a look at this.
44:41Oh!
44:43What?
44:45Sam Thompson, GK Murray!
44:48It's the bird poop!
44:49I told you I didn't see a bird!
44:51No!
44:51He's cheating on!
44:53I love cheating on!
44:54I love that!
44:55Wow!
44:58We need them to stop filming, mate.
45:01No, Domit!
45:01What?
45:02How did I not recognise him?
45:04Now, get the memory card.
45:06He stole our footage!
45:08No!
45:09It's a chair!
45:10You're gonna need to add some water.
45:12Get it all in.
45:12I didn't put too much in!
45:14Exactly!
45:15We were scrubbing their faces for hours.
45:17Okay, go for it, go for it.
45:19Joe Brand!
45:20No!
45:21No!
45:25This is hilarious!
45:28Oh!
45:29Yes!
45:31Yes!
45:40We're sorry.
45:42Now, you have not been taking part in a real business competition show.
45:46You've actually been contestants on a secret game show for Celebrity Sabotage.
45:51And you did!
45:53For every sabotage we successfully completed, we've been building up a secret prize pot for all of you to share.
46:02The total prize, one for you all, is £29,000!
46:09Coming out with £4,800 is just incredible.
46:14I thought you had no idea there were celebrities underneath the house.
46:18I thought we were just bad luck all the way.
46:20Oh, my God!
46:22No way!
46:22I can't wait to be able to take my two kids on the holiday that we haven't been able to
46:27go on for the last couple of years.
46:28And I've been promising them.
46:31Bye!
46:33Next time on Celebrity Sabotage...
46:37Welcome to our brand new show, Couple Goals.
46:41Matt, you need to splash Emma.
46:47Oh, no!
46:48Woo!
46:49Woo!
46:50Woo!
46:51Yeah!
46:51Yeah!
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