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00:00:06A lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school
00:00:11Honestly, nothing good
00:00:34Thank you, my friend!
00:01:00And I've got such a long way to go
00:01:04To make it to the border of Mexico
00:01:08To my right, like the wind
00:01:12Right like the wind
00:01:15To run like the wind
00:01:17Woo!
00:01:18Perfect!
00:01:41What the way?
00:01:44What the way?
00:01:47What the way?
00:01:49What the way?
00:01:49What the way?
00:01:52Ah!
00:01:54Oh, no!
00:01:56What the way?
00:02:10Oh!
00:02:12Oh!
00:02:14Oh!
00:02:15Oh!
00:02:15Oh!
00:02:16Oh!
00:02:17Oh!
00:02:18Fuck!
00:02:22Okay
00:02:25Shhh
00:02:28Go back
00:02:37Come here
00:02:57Fuck!
00:02:58Come here
00:03:05Ah!
00:03:11Fuck!
00:03:17Oh, my...
00:03:30Oh, shit.
00:03:50Oh, my God.
00:04:14Oh, shit.
00:04:16Oh, shit.
00:04:35There we go.
00:04:44Oh, shit.
00:04:46Oh, shit.
00:05:12Oh, shit.
00:05:21Oh, shit.
00:05:25Oh, shit.
00:05:50Oh, shit.
00:06:24Oh, shit.
00:06:26Oh, shit.
00:07:06Oh, shit.
00:07:22Oh, shit.
00:07:45Oh, shit.
00:07:47Oh, shit.
00:07:50Safe travels.
00:07:51God bless.
00:07:52Bye.
00:07:53Bye.
00:08:01I just got my permit.
00:08:03I just got my permit.
00:08:27But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:32All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
00:08:40I tried spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:45Bye.
00:08:49Bye.
00:08:50Bye.
00:08:53Bye.
00:08:55She can't shoot her
00:08:58Not enough and they're gonna die
00:09:07Thank you
00:09:12You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby
00:09:17I just might
00:09:30Oh shit, it's possible
00:09:32USA
00:09:33USA
00:09:34USA
00:09:35USA
00:09:37USA
00:09:38USA
00:09:39USA
00:09:41USA
00:09:42USA
00:09:58USA
00:09:59USA
00:11:28Where's my car?
00:11:29I had to leave behind.
00:11:31I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
00:11:35A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
00:11:39Could I just get a raw cone, please?
00:11:41Yeah, for sure.
00:11:45You can keep the change, actually.
00:11:46Thanks.
00:11:48Okay.
00:12:00Lori, hey.
00:12:01How are you?
00:12:02You owe me money.
00:12:04I know, yeah.
00:12:05I was gonna pay you back.
00:12:06You were?
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:11I don't really have like 10 grand right now.
00:12:14You don't owe me 10 grand, silly.
00:12:16I don't?
00:12:17No.
00:12:18You did 46 months ago.
00:12:21And now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months means that you actually owe me
00:12:30$43,887,000.
00:12:37Uh, $43 million.
00:12:40I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:49And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:08Oh, there you go.
00:13:10Oh, there you go.
00:13:11There you go.
00:13:34Swallow.
00:13:35Um, I don't, I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:41Of course.
00:13:43Of course.
00:13:58The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:03the next 30s and a half hours old.
00:14:08Ah!
00:14:11Ah!
00:14:18Ah!
00:14:20Ah!
00:14:22Ah!
00:14:23Ah!
00:14:24After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:28Ah!
00:14:52The danger of body packing is, if a balloon breaks, you die.
00:15:28Hey, put your ass in the car, okay? We've got to cross by three.
00:15:45We've got to cross by three.
00:15:50We've got to cross by three.
00:15:51We've got to cross by three.
00:16:03Yeah, I know, but you've got to keep that shit up there, all right?
00:16:06Read through it.
00:16:09Damn.
00:16:10Sorry.
00:16:11Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
00:16:13How are you?
00:16:14I'm good, thank you.
00:16:15No gracias.
00:16:22Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:26Passports.
00:16:32What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:34Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:43Ruby Bennett?
00:16:45It's me.
00:16:47It's me.
00:16:48It's me, Valentine.
00:16:50You have fun?
00:16:52No.
00:16:53I'm good.
00:16:54No.
00:16:55I'm not dunno.
00:17:07Don't go.
00:17:08You have to fix yourself.
00:17:11Go.
00:17:12You're up.
00:17:15You're up.
00:17:18I get it.
00:17:19What's the hell?
00:17:20Go.
00:17:22I'm so sorry.
00:17:23Come.
00:17:40Welcome to America.
00:17:41Thank you, sir.
00:17:52Lord!
00:17:53Horace, she's about ready to blow.
00:17:55Get this strainer, it's in the dishwasher.
00:17:58My man.
00:17:59Come on, bro.
00:18:02Hang in there.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:04Hang in there.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:05I got you.
00:18:06What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:07Just breathe.
00:18:08I had an accident.
00:18:10You better get the muck in.
00:18:16And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how fentanyl is smuggled into the United States.
00:18:32After Fesco's house got raided, Laurie left East Highland and went into business with
00:18:36her cousin Harley and his son Wayne.
00:18:41I'm not saying they're inbred, but I have my suspicions.
00:18:47Looks good, mate.
00:18:48Here's the roof.
00:18:50You haven't been killed or caught yet.
00:18:57I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years, and somehow ended up their number
00:19:02one mule.
00:19:04Unless you finally found something good.
00:19:13You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:17Oh, I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:22You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
00:19:27Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:31He's been saving up.
00:19:33That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:38What's safe?
00:19:40The big one in his basement.
00:19:42He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
00:19:56What else does he have in that safe?
00:19:58Uh, I don't know.
00:20:01Important stuff.
00:20:03Where's the key?
00:20:04On his belt.
00:20:07What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
00:20:15I think I can figure that out.
00:20:18In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
00:20:28I left the old farm down in Texas
00:20:31And bombed all around for a time
00:20:35Then one day I found myself staring
00:20:40At a sign that red sun set and buying
00:20:44The big cars and the views
00:20:47The city is crumbling
00:20:49Crime is out of control
00:20:51Somebody's got to do something
00:20:53Yeah, totally
00:20:56Ooh, up here on the right
00:20:58Oh, okay
00:21:01All right
00:21:02Let's go
00:21:03You stay out of trouble?
00:21:04Yeah, will do, Batman
00:21:08I wonder
00:21:10Hey, babe, how are you?
00:21:19Yo, Howard
00:21:19It's Bennett
00:21:20Open up
00:21:26Whee!
00:21:27Hey!
00:21:28How was Arizona?
00:21:30Um, yeah, I don't know
00:21:31It was great
00:21:31Uh, just got to hang out with Gia
00:21:33And she's doing good
00:21:34She's, like, top of her class
00:21:35So was I
00:21:38I know
00:21:39Sometimes Lexi would let me crash on her couch
00:21:43But I always came with a lecture
00:21:45What are your long-term goals?
00:21:48And since I couldn't be honest about what I've been up to
00:21:51I'd be fake
00:21:51Right now it's kind of just a day at a time
00:21:55You have to plan for the future
00:21:56Because pretty soon Uber drivers are going to be extinct
00:21:59It's all going to be automated
00:22:01Like AI
00:22:02They're not going to need people like you
00:22:05Right
00:22:10You know, I met these, uh
00:22:12These Christians on a homestead in Texas
00:22:15Christians in Texas?
00:22:17It was a drop-off
00:22:18But, yeah, the Miller family
00:22:21I can't stop thinking about them
00:22:23It was, like, six kids
00:22:25And they lived on a farm
00:22:27With, like, a bunch of animals
00:22:29And no technology
00:22:31No nothing
00:22:32And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people
00:22:35I've ever met in my life
00:22:36Because they're in a cult
00:22:38Oh, well, maybe that's the answer
00:22:42Christianity?
00:22:43I just feel like
00:22:44If I grew up religious
00:22:46Maybe my life would be better
00:22:47Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian
00:22:50Why?
00:22:52Because they're judgmental
00:23:01You know, you really should call Fez
00:23:05Yeah, I know
00:23:07I feel guilty, but I just
00:23:09I haven't
00:23:10I haven't had any time
00:23:10I've been really busy
00:23:11Yeah, well, you're free today
00:23:14This is rare
00:23:15Like, I work, like, seven days a week
00:23:18Yeah, well, he misses you
00:23:19Did he say that?
00:23:22Multiple times
00:23:24I don't know
00:23:26My hours and his hours
00:23:28Don't really line up
00:23:29So it's hard
00:23:31Well, just, like, pick up the phone and call him
00:23:33It's not like he's going anywhere
00:23:35He's in prison for 30 years
00:23:40Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap
00:23:46Her boss, Patti Lance, was an industry legend
00:23:51Writers are the engineers of the human soul
00:23:54People underestimate the power of entertainment
00:23:59What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another
00:24:06The decisions we make at home, in schools, and more importantly
00:24:11What we do at the ballot box
00:24:14Okay?
00:24:16That means it's really important that we get 7-12 together
00:24:22Lexi felt right at home
00:24:23She was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world
00:24:27This election is giving me so much anxiety
00:24:32Unlike her sister, who was living in some right-wing suburban bubble
00:24:52She spent her free time trying to become TikTok famous
00:25:14Very nice, yes, very nice
00:25:18And we go, we go, we go, we go
00:25:29so i go to work all day i come home and you're pretending to be a puppy dog i'm just
00:25:37creating content there are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner there are flies buzzing
00:25:42around i am so sorry mr nate do not apologize juana you work for the two of us she is
00:25:48a
00:25:48housekeeper not a videographer well she's good at both i pay her to do one get to work
00:25:54cheers mr nate
00:26:00how many times do we have to talk about this
00:26:04i am in the real world making deals if an investor comes across a video like this online i'm a
00:26:10joke
00:26:10people make money doing this think about what you're saying what you're actually saying
00:26:15how much is that doggie in the window who's the doggie i'm the doggie all right so you're for sale
00:26:21no no but what you're saying is you can buy me it's just a funny video except you're not a
00:26:28doggy
00:26:29you're a grown woman so that makes you a what
00:26:36a prostitute no i am not a prostitute then stop acting like you are blowing this way out of
00:26:44proportion i am growing my following this brand might sponsor me it's called monetization
00:26:49mm-hmm come just sit
00:27:14you don't need to worry about money i've got money why haven't we remodeled the living room
00:27:22or the kitchen or the master ensuite maybe we will but right now i'm investing in myself
00:27:29in the business well it takes money to make money let me chip in
00:27:35no
00:27:44you've been a bad bad dog
00:27:51love love
00:27:55nate had taken over his dad's business
00:27:59how about this just turn them on and pretend pretend to do what work we gotta put on a shelf
00:28:09all right boss but what he didn't realize is how fucking hard it is to build in southern california
00:28:15their wedding was around the corner
00:28:20and cassie was dreaming big
00:28:24fuck
00:28:25fuck
00:28:26fuck
00:28:31fuck
00:28:32fuck
00:28:34fuck
00:28:35fuck
00:28:36fuck
00:28:37fuck
00:28:38fuck
00:28:38fuck
00:28:39fuck
00:28:41fuck
00:28:43fuck
00:28:44fuck
00:28:49fuck
00:28:50fuck
00:28:52fuck
00:28:54what's going on
00:28:55thank you for coming out
00:28:56I know it's busy it's all happening
00:28:58I got an A plus plus T working for a clock on my 40s
00:29:02whoo
00:29:02whoo
00:29:02whoo
00:29:03whoo
00:29:03k
00:29:03k
00:29:06you know how many baby boomers died today no six thousand jesus boomer dies every 15 seconds you
00:29:15fast forward 10 years from now it's a tidal wave of death there's only two things certain in this
00:29:21life and that's death and taxes sun settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional
00:29:27facility in california we're gonna offer dignity and care when these people need it most
00:29:33you don't have to sell me i just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before i invest in
00:29:38the second round smoothly yeah take a look at what we got going on here these guys have been here
00:29:45since
00:29:45the crack of dawn trust me kurt we're gonna make a killing if fred ever tried to tell me what
00:29:51i could
00:29:52and could not post on social media castrate him he just doesn't get the online world i mean people
00:29:59make so much money using it i don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or
00:30:04a
00:30:04wedding cake or ice luges i don't think you can make money that fast i mean you can't only fans
00:30:10isn't that porn see i used to think the same thing but i started reading and it's actually the biggest
00:30:16misconception i mean the platforms used to sell content communicate i'd be the one in charge wait
00:30:22are you really considering this i mean i wasn't not until nate started nickel and diming me so what
00:30:29would you be posting i don't know probably the same stuff that i post on instagram so why would people
00:30:37pay for it to form a deeper connection with me like imagine all the unhappy men in the world
00:30:44for just fifty dollars they could get a personalized pic and text from me saying good morning handsome
00:30:51thinking about you today that's it people just want to feel special
00:31:03well good luck with nate
00:31:07don't underestimate me
00:31:26hey jolly hey
00:31:37are you seeing anyone no
00:31:43you
00:31:44nah
00:31:47you hear about jules
00:31:50no
00:31:52don't tell her i told you but nadi told me she's a sugar baby
00:31:57a sugar baby a hooker but there's a difference right sugar babies don't have to have sex
00:32:03that's like carrying a chef who doesn't cook you ready maddie worked in management representing
00:32:09influencers and a few actors including dylan reed
00:32:19the heartthrob of la night
00:32:40you're drunk i just had to build up the courage
00:32:48cut
00:32:49cut
00:32:50cut it
00:32:50gorgeous
00:32:53what if he kisses her and then says the line
00:32:56the kiss is the button
00:33:00let's try
00:33:03spin her
00:33:04kiss her
00:33:05then the line
00:33:06okay
00:33:07and action
00:33:12you're drunk
00:33:16i just had to build up the courage
00:33:22good note
00:33:24and cut
00:33:25where's my iced tea
00:33:27that was the day
00:33:28lexi gained dylan's respect
00:33:32hey lisa
00:33:5390s job appeared more glamorous than it was
00:33:56most days she was stuck behind a desk
00:34:03spencer's office this is maddie speaking
00:34:06hi
00:34:06yeah
00:34:07please
00:34:07i have annie on line too
00:34:11i'll take it
00:34:15darling
00:34:15how are you
00:34:16how's guatemala
00:34:17i was just about to call you
00:34:26but she had good relationships with the town
00:34:28how long do i have to stay at this thing
00:34:29stop pouting you're getting paid fifty thousand dollars to watch a movie
00:34:33do i have to stay for the whole thing
00:34:34give me a fucking break
00:34:38a manager takes ten percent of everything
00:34:44five grand for the night
00:34:49good money
00:34:52if you're maddie's boss
00:34:55thank you miss marcia
00:34:57thank you
00:34:57the first step i get
00:34:59right
00:34:59like i'm powerless
00:35:00so my addiction
00:35:01my life's manageable
00:35:02fine
00:35:03step two
00:35:04only a power greater than myself
00:35:06can restore my sanity
00:35:07fine
00:35:07i get it
00:35:08but step three
00:35:10i just
00:35:13that's hard
00:35:14why
00:35:17because how am i supposed to give my life and will over to the care of god
00:35:20easy
00:35:20you believe in something greater than yourself
00:35:23that something is god
00:35:24god is good
00:35:24that is that
00:35:25you know i've never been into the whole believing in god thing
00:35:28you know
00:35:29yeah
00:35:29but i did meet this family
00:35:31and um
00:35:32they're super religious
00:35:33and just like
00:35:34so happy
00:35:36and it just made me think that maybe i'm the one missing something
00:35:39oh religious people are happier
00:35:41that's a fact
00:35:42okay so what do i do
00:35:43just like pick up a bible and start reading it
00:35:45that would be a start
00:35:46okay but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there
00:35:48like what
00:35:49alia like girls
00:35:51what's that have to do with anything
00:35:52well doesn't it say that like
00:35:53gays should be
00:35:54put to death
00:35:55that was like three thousand years ago
00:35:57what so three thousand years ago
00:35:58it was fine to like
00:35:58put the gays to death
00:36:00okay look
00:36:00you're talking about the israelites
00:36:02they were on the run
00:36:02that was the main thing
00:36:03all right
00:36:04it wasn't time for any type of distractions
00:36:05so being gay is a distraction
00:36:07if you're running from the egyptian army
00:36:08fuck yeah
00:36:08it's a distraction
00:36:09ain't no time for sex
00:36:10yeah but it specifically calls out gay sex
00:36:14they didn't want men fucking men
00:36:16all right
00:36:16okay
00:36:17they didn't say nothing about women
00:36:20but hold on
00:36:20it kind of makes sense though
00:36:21because the men had to focus back then
00:36:23all right
00:36:24the survival of the people was at stake
00:36:25okay so if two men got caught kissing
00:36:27they just
00:36:28kill
00:36:29oh my god
00:36:29what are you writing a romance novel
00:36:31it says men who lay with men
00:36:33you're talking about butt sex
00:36:35yo
00:36:36I don't know nothing about butt sex
00:36:38but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex
00:36:41stop
00:36:42dude
00:36:43okay
00:36:44this is before the invention of soap
00:36:45germ theory
00:36:46antibiotic
00:36:47yay okay
00:36:49you gotta
00:36:49you gotta have ground rules rule
00:36:51I get it
00:36:52okay what I'm saying is
00:36:53you could spend all day
00:36:54picking apart these books
00:36:56what about this
00:36:57what about that
00:36:57all kinds of mistranslations
00:36:59you know
00:36:59just taking everything out of context
00:37:01you either have faith
00:37:02or you don't have faith
00:37:04otherwise you can argue about this shit forever
00:37:09okay I'm sold
00:37:11I'm making the decision
00:37:13God be my witness
00:37:14that I'm gonna read the Bible
00:37:15okay
00:37:16and when I do
00:37:17I'm gonna read every word as absolute fact
00:37:19god damn
00:37:21you ain't gotta be so extreme about it
00:37:22no no no
00:37:22Ali you said it yourself
00:37:23either you believe or you don't believe
00:37:25right
00:37:26so I'm choosing to believe
00:37:32the miracles have begun
00:37:33amen
00:37:35hallelujah
00:37:40all right
00:37:49the first book of Moses
00:37:51called Genesis
00:37:56in the beginning
00:37:57God created the heavens and the earth
00:38:01the earth was without form and void
00:38:05and darkness was on the face of the deep
00:38:08and the spirit of God
00:38:10was hovering over the face of the waters
00:38:14then God said
00:38:17let there be light
00:38:24and they'll fall
00:38:26nice
00:38:30hello
00:38:30you're a retard
00:38:32Lori needs you
00:38:33uh yeah I'll see you tomorrow
00:38:41hey
00:38:53I'll see you tomorrow
00:38:56I'll see you tomorrow
00:39:24I'm gonna need you to drop off a package
00:39:26to a real piece of shit
00:39:28wait me really
00:39:29yeah
00:39:30are you sure
00:39:32hey
00:39:33yeah and he's a big bar
00:39:34so don't fuck it up
00:39:38I'm making a chicken dinner
00:39:40you know for Faye
00:39:42you know just to a lot
00:39:43right
00:39:44it's really sweet
00:39:46yeah
00:39:48hey hurry the fuck up
00:39:58hello
00:40:01good job
00:40:06let's move out
00:40:07let's move out
00:41:33What the fuck?
00:41:48Hey man, uh, Alamo?
00:42:05Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:09Inside, upstairs, take a right, then a left.
00:42:14Okay.
00:42:16Don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:20Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:42:48I'm gonna fuck you better than you.
00:42:50I'm gonna fuck you in the...
00:43:10The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
00:43:18I got lucky, man.
00:43:21Is that what you call it?
00:43:29Yo, uh, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:32Yes, up the stairs to the right.
00:43:34Actually, you do.
00:43:37Is he fucking...
00:43:39No, that's fine.
00:43:41That's great.
00:43:56Lucky.
00:44:10Oh shit, sorry.
00:44:12Actually, could you help me?
00:44:16Of course I can.
00:44:17Yeah, no problem.
00:44:18Thank you so much.
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:30I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
00:44:33Oh yeah?
00:44:33It's a little bit difficult.
00:44:37Well, if it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
00:44:43You think so?
00:44:44Hell yeah.
00:44:45All right, there you go.
00:44:48No problem.
00:44:50So, how do you know Alamo?
00:44:56Marco!
00:44:58Marco!
00:44:59Marco!
00:45:00Marco!
00:45:01Marco!
00:45:02Marco!
00:45:03Marco!
00:45:08Marco!
00:45:17Marco!
00:45:21Marco!
00:45:23Marco!
00:45:24Marco!
00:45:25But that came from me, don't miss my way
00:45:31I come apart, baby, I'll never be with you
00:45:40Gonna keep moving, gonna hold it down
00:45:44I come apart, I'm gonna get down
00:45:55Oh shit, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it
00:45:57I'm your back
00:45:58Miss
00:46:03She works for Lori
00:46:16You walk up into my house, dance with my girls, and you don't even introduce yourself
00:46:24I'm so sorry
00:46:30That's mighty disrespectful, little lady
00:46:32Got that new bash, baby
00:46:40This will hit the spot
00:46:51I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason
00:46:57It's my little slice of heaven
00:46:59Now will some of these girls, demons
00:47:04Ask as I hand select them
00:47:06Oh yeah?
00:47:07What business are you in?
00:47:09Look, is she a girl?
00:47:10FBI?
00:47:12No, I'm just curious
00:47:18I collect the most sought-after resource on God's green earth
00:47:23More valuable than gold, oil, uranium combined
00:47:31I'm in the business of pussy
00:47:34Oh shit, my man
00:47:37Hell yeah
00:47:42See, I done peeped it from a young age now
00:47:46I've seen it
00:47:47I've seen it
00:47:48Pussy
00:47:49That thing between your legs
00:47:51Got a Mr. Powell
00:47:53So I figured I'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register
00:47:59Ka-ching
00:48:01Ka-ching
00:48:03Got a motherfucking chair
00:48:06Yeah
00:48:08Oh man, well I came to right fucking house then
00:48:11That's right
00:48:12I'm the motherfucking king of pussy
00:48:15I own and operate five of the dirtiest
00:48:19Most delectable strip clubs in the state of California
00:48:22Fully nude
00:48:23And I always lewd
00:48:26Ain't that right, B?
00:48:28Yes
00:48:30Okay
00:48:30I'm just gonna like lay my cards out on the table here
00:48:35That's like my dream job
00:48:37Owen
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You wanna be a hoe?
00:48:40No man, no, no, no
00:48:42I mean like
00:48:43Helping out in a club, you know
00:48:46Like, uh, troubleshooting
00:48:50Troubleshooting?
00:48:52Or troublemaking?
00:48:54I mean a little bit of both
00:48:55I see
00:48:56Yeah, you a gay one, huh?
00:49:03I bet you run them bitches like a nigger, don't you?
00:49:07What?
00:49:09CB, you got a freak up in here
00:49:13I'm begging you
00:49:14Hire me
00:49:15Come on, man
00:49:17Please
00:49:18Don't you work for that crack of lard?
00:49:20Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world
00:49:26Well, little lady
00:49:28That's the beauty of this country we call America
00:49:33Anyone can reinvent themselves
00:49:37That's right, babies
00:49:39That's right
00:49:40That's right
00:49:41That's right
00:49:42Yo, daddy
00:49:43So you always like this?
00:49:45Look away
00:49:46Oh
00:49:48Okay
00:49:49Okay
00:49:49So you always like this?
00:50:19Let's go
00:50:25How's the food?
00:50:29Good.
00:50:31Great.
00:50:36Are you happy?
00:50:40Yeah.
00:50:41Good.
00:50:45So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
00:50:52What part?
00:50:55Florals.
00:50:56Jesus Christ.
00:50:59So I have an idea.
00:51:00I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
00:51:04Will you just listen?
00:51:04$2,000. I understand.
00:51:07$5,000, fine.
00:51:08About $50,000 on something that's going to die in a couple of days?
00:51:14That's insane.
00:51:15Well, I might have a solution.
00:51:22Is it less flowers?
00:51:24No.
00:51:25Is it less money?
00:51:28No.
00:51:29And there's no discussion?
00:51:34What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:41You don't have any money.
00:51:43I can make it.
00:51:47Doing what?
00:51:51So I've kind of actually been doing some research.
00:51:56And there is a way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:52:04How?
00:52:08OnlyFans.
00:52:16The porn website.
00:52:18See?
00:52:18No, that's a common misconception about the platform.
00:52:21You actually just...
00:52:21You want to do porn?
00:52:24Well, if you would just let me finish.
00:52:27It's really fascinating.
00:52:28You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?
00:52:34I will if I have to.
00:52:40Absolutely not.
00:52:43No.
00:52:46Well, then we have a really big problem.
00:52:51Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
00:52:58So what are you trying to say?
00:53:00That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
00:53:11I'm treading water right now.
00:53:15I can't move forward with Sun Settlers till I get the fucking environmental survey.
00:53:19I got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commissions trying to fuck me in the ass.
00:53:25And Kurt...
00:53:26Oh, Kurt's not sure if now's the right time to invest.
00:53:29Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
00:53:34Baby.
00:53:35Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
00:53:38It doesn't feel that way.
00:53:39I just...
00:53:42I just need to get to the starting line.
00:53:45The starting line?
00:53:46What about the finish line?
00:53:47It's in view.
00:53:48It is in view.
00:53:49We are so close.
00:53:50We're so close.
00:53:53This is going to be our moment.
00:53:55My moment is walking down that aisle.
00:53:57I'm surrounded by my friends, family, and $50,000 worth of flowers.
00:54:27What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:54:31Pretty ones.
00:54:51You promised me you're not going to show those in your pretty face at the same time.
00:55:02Tish?
00:55:17Tish?
00:55:17She's late with Fenton.
00:55:31She sent you?
00:55:34Sabotage my shit?
00:55:36Is that what she did?
00:55:37She put your ass up to this?
00:55:38I swear to God, I just...
00:55:39I gave you what they gave me.
00:55:40I didn't pack it.
00:55:41I didn't open it.
00:55:42I had no idea.
00:55:45I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I stay here?
00:55:49You tell me.
00:55:52It's going to sound fucking stupid now, but...
00:55:55I just...
00:55:55When we were talking...
00:55:58I thought that, um...
00:56:01I don't know, maybe God brought us together.
00:56:05God?
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:07I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.
00:56:10She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls and, like, packing my intestines
00:56:14and going across the border.
00:56:15It's fucking hell on earth.
00:56:17And it's over some shit I did in high school.
00:56:19Wait, wait.
00:56:20Did she just say fucking high school?
00:56:22Nigga, she talking about high school.
00:56:24Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school and then, like, my mom found it and she flushed
00:56:29it down the toilet.
00:56:30I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously, because I should have hit it better, but the
00:56:33point is, Lori came back and she said that I owed her $100,000 and I have been paying for
00:56:38that single fucking mistake ever since.
00:56:43So, you know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself, I thought,
00:56:50I don't know, maybe this is God.
00:56:54Maybe this is the hand of God at work, you know, giving me something to look forward
00:57:00to or, like, some kind of hope that one day I could, you know, I could also have my own
00:57:12little size of heaven.
00:57:17So you were leaving God?
00:57:21Guess her.
00:57:28Well, let's see if he believes in you.
00:58:20If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:58:31No.
00:58:46Oh, my God.
00:59:13Oh, my God.
00:59:31Oh, my God.
00:59:36Strike Twigger.
00:59:38And if that's not loving me, then all I gotta say, God didn't make the little green apples.
00:59:55It don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.
01:00:03There's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, Disneyland, Mother Goose, and Old Nursery Ranch.
01:00:12God didn't make the little green apples, and it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.
01:00:24And when myself is feeling low, I look across the face of the globe to ease my mind.
01:00:58Oh, sometimes I call her up at home.
01:01:02Knowing she's busy
01:01:09And ask if she could get away
01:01:13Meet me and grab a bite to eat
01:01:21And she drops what she's doing
01:01:24And hurries down to meet me
01:01:27And I'm always late
01:01:32But she sits waiting patiently
01:01:35Smiles when she first sees me
01:01:38Cause she's made that way
01:01:41And if that's not loving me
01:01:46And if that's not loving me
01:01:52Can
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