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00:32All right.
01:02I don't know the right words.
01:06Ought to be a sept in here.
01:14He was a true knight.
01:18He never beat me when I didn't deserve it.
01:21Fuck.
01:23Except that time a maiden fool.
01:28He was the maiden boy who ate the widow woman's pie.
01:32Not me.
01:34I told you.
01:36What, you?
01:44Doesn't matter, eh?
02:02I'd leave her sword, but there would only rust in the ground.
02:12I wish you didn't die, sir.
02:20I'll take good care of the horses.
02:37Eat like a king if I sold you three.
02:42For a year or two.
02:45Then what?
02:51That road ends in outlawry or beggary.
03:03We could go to a city.
03:05We could go to a city.
03:09King's Landing?
03:10Lannisport?
03:25We could go to a city.
03:26We could go to a city.
03:32Stop raping, sir.
03:45It fits my grip as well as it ever fit his.
03:52And there is a tourney at Ashford Meadow.
04:03You?
04:07Mm-hm.
04:11Oh...
04:13Oh...
04:14Oh...
04:32Oh...
04:41Oh, my God.
05:27Hello there.
05:28You're the stable boy.
05:34I want the palfrey rubbed down.
05:36I know it's for all three.
05:39Do you intend to them?
05:40I could.
05:41I want it.
05:42None of that.
05:43See to the horses.
05:44You'll get a copper if you do well,
05:45and a clout in the ear if not.
05:58Sit what you like.
06:11There's good lamb,
06:12roasted with a crust of herbs,
06:14and some ducks my son shot down.
06:15Which shall you have?
06:17Both.
06:21You're big enough for it.
06:34How much farther to Ashford?
06:36Day's ride.
06:38Is my boy seeing to yours?
06:40Is he run off again?
06:42No, he's there.
06:44Half the town's gone down the tourney.
06:46Man would too if I allowed it.
06:48Swear I couldn't tell you why.
06:50Knights are built the same as other men.
06:52And I never knew a joust to change the price of X.
06:58Bound for the tourney yourself.
07:00I dreamed of you.
07:08Stay the fuck away from me.
07:10Yeah.
07:13My lord?
07:14My lord?
07:38Never you mind that one, sir.
07:40I'll see about your food.
07:41I'll see about your food.
07:56Oi!
07:58My lord.
07:59You thief.
08:00I did not mean to offend you.
08:02Take that armor off you.
08:04Now.
08:04I'll be glad Thunder didn't kick you in that fool head of yours.
08:08He's a war horse, not a boy's pony.
08:10I could ride him as well as you.
08:12Close your insolent mouth.
08:16I'm a knight, I'll have you know.
08:18You don't look to be a knight.
08:21What, all knights look the same, do they?
08:23No.
08:24But they don't look like you either.
08:27Your belt's made of rope.
08:29So long as it holds my scabbard, it serves.
08:32Are you going to the tourney, then?
08:34Do you mean to enter the lists?
08:36Yeah, I suppose I do.
08:38Take me with you, sir.
08:40Please.
08:41And what might your mother say to that?
08:43Not much.
08:44She's dead.
08:46Is the innkeeper not your...
08:50Are you an orphan boy?
08:52Are you?
08:54I was.
08:55Once.
08:57To my sir, he took me in.
09:00Taught me arms and riding and...
09:03He taught me everything, really.
09:07Best he could.
09:09If you could bring me to Ashford.
09:11I could squire for you, sir.
09:13And you could teach me.
09:15Best you can.
09:15No, I've no need for a squire, lad.
09:18Every knight needs a squire.
09:20You look like you need one more than most.
09:25And you look like you need a good clout in the air.
09:28Fill me a sack of oats.
09:30I'm off for Ashford.
09:31Alone.
09:38Look, lad.
09:39I promise you.
09:41You're better off not squiring for the likes of me.
09:52For your help.
09:57Sulk all you wish.
09:58I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:31I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
11:04I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
11:13I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
11:45I know you'll scoop it up.
11:48All right.
11:48Kits off.
11:53I wish to speak to the master of the games.
12:07What do you want, man?
12:11I, uh, came for the tourney.
12:14An old tourney is a contest for knights.
12:18You a knight?
12:19Oi!
12:25A knight with a name, ma'am's?
12:27Uh, Dunk.
12:31Sir Dunk.
12:33I was squire to Sir Ireland of Pennytree since I was a boy.
12:38He knighted me before he passed with his own sword.
12:45That's his penny there in the hilt.
12:50Well, a sword it is, for a certainty.
12:54But I've never heard of this island of Pennytree.
12:56You would a squire, you say?
12:57He always meant for me to be a knight one day.
13:01As he was.
13:02Am I to be a knight one day, sir?
13:05As you are?
13:11When he was dying, he called for his longsword and aid me kneel.
13:17Charged me to be a good knight.
13:20To defend the weak and the innocent.
13:23Serve the realm with all my might.
13:25And I swore that I would.
13:32Any knight can make a knight, it's true.
13:35Were there witnesses to your dubbing?
13:38Only a robin in the thorn tree.
13:44This is Ashford Town, lad.
13:47Know what comes to men here who pretend at sacred oaths?
13:51I'm not.
13:51We hang you, naked, by your hands and your feet.
13:56Lower you down, arsehole first, onto a sharpened point.
13:59And fuck you dry.
14:01Call it the Ashford Chair.
14:03So I ask you again.
14:05Were there witnesses to your dubbing besides a fucking songbird?
14:10Well, the, see, it was raining.
14:14I'm bullshitting you.
14:21Ashford Chair.
14:23You take a boot to the egg.
14:25This is a reach, not the Riverlands.
14:27Ashford Chair.
14:28Think we're finning off some scourge of cottagers
14:30scuttling about into internees?
14:35You'd need coin.
14:38Armour, horses, men, training.
14:41God's be good.
14:43Imagine the poor farmer charging down Lionel Baratheon in the lists.
14:46That would be you.
14:47A different sort of entertainment.
14:50Well, I'm no farmer.
14:52Yet you've come dressed as one.
14:56Look, man.
14:59My Lord Ashford fancies himself of great import.
15:02God's know why.
15:03Well, that means I'm to ward off every landed knight
15:05and sell sword vying to challenge.
15:07You understand?
15:08There are princes about.
15:11Oh, of course.
15:21You're late, Master.
15:25You'll be known to the true knights you're assembled.
15:28There was a pavilion
15:30flying the banner of House Dondarrion.
15:32Aye, Sir Manfred of that house.
15:34Sir Ireland served his lord father in Dorne a few years past.
15:37Sir Manfred will remember us.
15:39By scent alone, no doubt.
15:42If you'll speak to your good honour,
15:43bring him here with you before the tourney begins on the morrow.
15:46Leave your escorts behind.
15:48As you say.
15:49Aye.
15:52You are aware that those vanquished in Turney
15:55forfeit their arms, armour and horse to the victors
15:58and must ransom them back?
15:59Aye.
16:00And you have coin to pay such ransom?
16:02Oh, God's know.
16:04I mean, I won't have need of coin.
16:13Seven.
16:13Fuck.
16:35Good girl.
16:42But pardon, Sirs.
16:43I need speak with Sir Manfred.
16:46He's napping, Sir.
16:48Wake him for a snag.
16:50I, er...
16:52I don't have a snag.
16:54What kind of night don't got a snag?
16:56It's a hedge night, ain't it?
16:57What?
16:58It's like a night, but sadder.
17:01No, I'm not sad.
17:02He's got to sleep in the hedges,
17:03cos no lard will have it.
17:05Aw.
17:06That is sad.
17:07And Sir Manfred's fucked its wife, too.
17:10No, I don't have a wife.
17:12Oh!
17:13Cos we're used to us when he's coming round.
17:15Likes fucking wives, that one.
17:16Near as much as he likes fucking us.
17:18Told me he's on a mission to turn the whole world red.
17:21Well, we're already red.
17:23So we are.
17:26Well, um, when do you expect Sir Manfred to wake, then?
17:31It might want to try back at Evenfall.
17:34Evenfall.
17:38Goodbye.
17:39Yeah.
17:47How did you say that, hmm?
17:52We're not sad.
17:56Certainly not rising to the level of a calmness sad.
18:01Besides, Sir Ellen always said that
18:04A hedge knight was the truest kind of knight
18:08When we win our first tilt
18:10Love the loser's armour and horse or his gold
18:14Don't be sad then
18:22No
18:24Said if we did win
18:26Look, it's not a crime against the king
18:28To enjoy a nice thought for a trice
18:32Do not muck about with me, Raymond
18:35You're a good-for-nothing useless rat
18:49So you've got me now, you've blew out a cunt
18:54That's a long sword you wear
18:58Yes, it is mine by right
19:00That's a lot of thing to say
19:05I'm Sir Stephen Fossaway
19:07Come try me
19:09As you see, me cousin here is not ripe yet
19:11Do it, sir
19:13I may not be right, but my cousin's rotten to the core
19:16Knock my seeds out of him
19:17Quiet
19:21I thank you, but I have matters to attend
19:24What matters of the hedge, I have no doubt
19:29Fucking size of you
19:31Stupid bastard
19:40Perhaps we should seek quieter accommodations
19:57I have no doubt about the heavens
19:57I have no doubt about the heavens
19:57I have no doubt about the heavens
19:57I have no doubt about the heavens
19:58I have no doubt about the heavens
19:59I have no doubt about the heavens
19:59I have no doubt about the heavens
19:59I have no doubt about the heavens
20:00I have no doubt about the heavens
20:02I have no doubt about the heavens
20:03I have no doubt about the heavens
20:05I have no doubt about the heavens
20:06I have no doubt about the heavens
20:31Oh, fuck.
20:50He's napping still.
20:52Still?
20:54On account of his gouty toes.
20:58One of life's absurd little miseries, to be sure.
21:03Makes for restless nights, the poor dear.
21:07Absolutely, it's just...
21:08Well, it is of some urgency that I speak with him, so I may enter the list some more.
21:14What's this?
21:16It means the joust.
21:18Awful dangerous, that.
21:19Yes, well, um...
21:21I'm not troubled with the wealth of options, am I?
21:25And if I mean to take service in a castle...
21:27It must put its body at hazard for the pleasure of strangers.
21:30Ain't that agile?
21:32Shut up!
21:33You're meant to be dead!
21:36Find a safer trade, lad.
21:38You'll be happier for it.
21:40One whore to another.
21:46Must you mock me?
21:48I was only asking for a bit of help.
21:51I'll try some Manfred back in the morning.
21:55Sorry, lad.
21:57Aye.
21:57We don't mean to mock you.
21:59We see plenty of green boys every turning.
22:02All with glory in their minds, but never in their hands.
22:06Perhaps I will be different.
22:10Be good to your body, knight.
22:13Last one you like to have.
22:22A brave hero forces on, leaving all he knows behind.
22:28A father and a friend may seem the world unkind.
22:34Fate has set his lonely path through corridors of chance.
22:38A boy from nothing risks it all, ignoring Luxa's scars.
22:44Perhaps he's only stupid.
22:47Holding fast his mirror shield.
22:49Great honor his ambition.
22:52Must keep a truth concealed.
22:55For if his humble shape is bared for foul and fiery demise,
22:59Should the dragon discover none but a man in great disguise.
23:27Should the dragon discover none but a man in great disguise.
23:39Half-man!
23:40Half-man!
23:43Do I look like a half-man to you?
23:45Aye!
23:46Half-man, half-giant.
23:48Look, I'm sorry.
23:49I should not have urged you to try my cousin.
23:51You could have broken your hand or a knee if you could.
23:54He likes the batter men in the yard.
23:56You know, in case he needs any lists.
24:00He did not break you.
24:02Yeah, I'm his blood.
24:04Though he is the senior branch of the apple tree,
24:06But she never ceases to remind me.
24:10Will you and your cousin write an attorney?
24:12He will.
24:13I would that I could, but...
24:15I'm only a squire.
24:21Fight well for a squire.
24:23You have the look of a challenger.
24:26Whose shield do you mean to strike?
24:30Makes no difference.
24:32That's what you're supposed to say.
24:38What makes all the difference in the world?
24:44You hungry?
24:44Always.
24:57Out of no way!
25:11Lion over Atheon.
25:13The laughing storm, they call him.
25:16I thought he'd be bigger.
25:184,000 years ago.
25:214,000 years...
25:23Where are you going?
25:24I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
25:364,000 years ago, our ancestors gathered in that big field outside to blood each other with sticks.
25:46They have a little bit of gay fun.
25:48And they say it was this country's first ever joust.
25:52Well, I say.
26:00Yeah, what was it going to say?
26:02First ever joust.
26:09Men could not have devised such a joy.
26:15So who was it?
26:20Huh?
26:22Who was it?
26:34Fuck it.
26:34A hundred goals of the man-beast-o-god who sticks me best.
26:39Hurry your bags!
26:41So we can die.
26:42Come on!
26:432, 3...
26:511, 2, 3...
26:531, 2, 1, 2, Whip!
26:581, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2
26:59Yeah!
27:01Yeah!
27:03Let's go.
27:05Steady!
27:051, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1
27:071, 2, 1, 3.
27:44You haven't been punched in the face before?
27:49I beg your pardon, Sir Lionel?
27:51Big men get punched more than little men. Did you know that?
27:57No, but I believe it.
28:02Is that why you slouch?
28:04Because you don't get punched.
28:06What?
28:07I don't slouch.
28:08Oh, you've been cowering all evening like a maiden on a wedding night.
28:14I meant no disrespect, sir, honestly.
28:18Where I grew up, you learned to go unnoticed as odd.
28:22The seven above gave you tawness.
28:25So be tawn.
28:27Or I will name you a heretic and burn you.
28:31Drown you.
28:32Drop your foot.
28:34Tawn.
28:35I don't know.
28:36What do they do to heretics?
28:38Burn them, my lord.
28:40Fine.
28:42What have you brought me?
28:48Um...
28:48Uh, sir, I...
28:50Begging your pardon, sir.
28:52I didn't realize...
28:54You wish to curry my favor, son.
28:58Yet you come with an empty hand.
29:04Lord Caffryn.
29:06A smug cunt in red.
29:08He is scarce to pay his rents.
29:11His people starve each winter.
29:13Yet even he shinied up this...
29:17...bauble from his family's cellars.
29:19For he understands that all men, in their way, wish only for your help.
29:24Or your head.
29:28You've come for my head, then.
29:32What?
29:32What?
29:33No.
29:34No.
29:36Then why the fuck are you in my tent?
29:45So...
29:45It's all supper?
30:02I think she makes sense.
30:04Sobri.
30:05What is your name, man?
30:08Don.
30:09Sir Donk.
30:10That's ridiculous.
30:11That's ridiculous.
30:16Do you like dancing?
30:18Doesn't everyone...
30:21Do you like dancing?
30:21Do you?
30:28Do you like dancing?
30:28Do you like dancing?
30:31Do you like dancing?
30:34Do out!
30:36Ah!
30:45No!
30:45Oh, my God.
31:40Oh, my God.
31:45The swells heaved, you could lick salt from the air.
31:50But I'd come to find what men do when they die at sea.
31:56So drove I on into the storm.
31:58Oh, my God.
32:03Weren't you afraid?
32:05Yeah.
32:09Within every man, there are many men.
32:13Hmm.
32:15But that I had to do, Stormlanders had always done.
32:18And if they had done it, I could do it, too.
32:25Yeah, it was best not to agonize.
32:30Yeah, I'm...
32:31I agonize a lot.
32:34Hmm.
32:35Sometimes I...
32:36I think I agonize too much.
32:38And I just end up agonizing over that.
32:42Hmm.
32:42I mean, I'm quick and strong, sure.
32:46Sure.
32:47But so are you.
32:49Sure.
32:50Plus, you've trained Sauron and Lance with the finest masters at arms in the realm.
32:56I mean...
32:57What chance do I have?
32:59Truly.
33:01Well, you have no chance.
33:09But it's a great honor
33:11to test oneself against a worthy foe.
33:16Not disrespect, sir.
33:18Hmm.
33:19That's easy for you to say it.
33:21You have a name,
33:22an inheritance,
33:24one last...
33:25and I won't be able to ransom back my own horse.
33:34Well, a night without a horse is no night at all.
33:38Why?
33:43So what should I do?
33:49I don't know.
33:52I'm really quite drunk.
34:03Okay.
34:05Thanks.
34:10Sorry.
34:33Sir Ireland of Pennytree.
34:36He served your lord father
34:38to hunt the vulture king in the Red Mountains.
34:41I was only a boy, but I...
34:42I thought you said you were a Dornish man.
34:45No, he said he's hung like a Dornish man.
34:47No, I said I've hung Dornish man.
34:52Perhaps we would speak on the morn.
34:54I know you're Penny Knight not.
34:56Nor you, brother.
34:58Be gone.
35:02But Sir Ireland took a wound in your father's service.
35:05How could you have forgotten him?
35:10The Lord Father took 800 swords into those mountains.
35:13We've forgotten men who reaped much more than a wound.
35:17Please, sir.
35:18I will not be allowed to challenge
35:20unless a knight or a lord will vouch for me.
35:23And what is that to me?
35:51You!
35:56What are you doing?
35:58Cooking a fish.
35:59Do you want some?
36:01No, I mean...
36:03How did you get here?
36:04Did you steal a horse?
36:05I rode in the back of a lamb cart.
36:09Lamb cart.
36:11Well, you're best fighting another one.
36:13You can't make me go.
36:14I'd had enough of that in.
36:16Listen, I'll have no more insolence from you, boy.
36:19I'll throw you over my horse and take you home.
36:21You need to ride all the way to King's Landing.
36:24You'll miss the tarnie.
36:26King's Landing?
36:27Are you from Flea Bottom?
36:29No.
36:31Aye.
36:40What are those doing there?
36:42I wash them.
36:43I make the fire, caught the fish, hand-groom the horses.
36:46I would have raised your pavilion, but I couldn't find one.
36:50There's my pavilion.
36:52That's a tree?
36:53Yes, and it's all the pavilion a true knight needs.
36:56I'd sooner sleep under the stars than in some smoky tent.
37:01What if it rains?
37:03The tree will shelter me.
37:05Trees leak?
37:08So they do.
37:10What's your name?
37:12Dunk.
37:14Sir Dunk.
37:15There's no name for a knight.
37:17Is it short for Duncan?
37:19Yeah.
37:20Yes.
37:22Sir Duncan of...
37:29Sir Duncan the Tall.
37:31Never heard of him.
37:33Does he know every knight in the Seven Kingdoms, then?
37:35The good ones.
37:39Have you got a name, thief?
37:41Egg.
37:42Egg.
37:44Well, Egg, by rights I should beat you bloody, send you on your way.
37:51But you look as though you don't eat much.
37:54And if you'll swear to do as you're told,
37:59I'll let you serve me for the tourney.
38:04After that, well...
38:07We'll see.
38:11I don't have much, but...
38:13If you prove worth your keep...
38:16You'll have clothes on your back and food in your belly.
38:20The clothes might be rough spun and food, salt beef and salt fish.
38:24But you won't go hungry.
38:27I promise not to beat you.
38:31Certainly you deserve it.
38:33Yes, my lord.
38:36Sir...
38:39I'm only a hedge knight.
38:53Falling star brings luck to those who see it.
38:58Go to sleep, boy.
39:00All the other knights are in their pavilions by now.
39:03Staring up at the silk instead of sky.
39:07Do you want a clout in the air?
39:20So the luck is ours alone?
39:22Do you want a clout?
39:41Do you want a clout?
39:42Do you want a clout?
39:42Do you want a clout?
39:42Do you want a clout?
39:42Do you want a clout?
39:42Do you want a clout?
39:43Do you want a clout?
39:43Do you want a clout?
39:45Do you want a clout?
39:51Do you want a clout?
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