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00:08Oh
00:12You you might not remember him, but stay there. I'm coming back. It was a true night
00:22Different another man. Yeah
00:26He had a peaceable nature
00:30Quiet and humble a veteran of a hundred wars, but an enemy to none
00:39He always knew what was expected of him
00:43He never complained
00:47Even as he was dying he he just
00:52He just got on with it
00:57He he meant to be a benefit to those around him
01:03It did not make him rich he he held no lands sired no children
01:28He he wanted for nothing but the open air a fire to warm his feet at
01:43The skills warrior were
01:47Unsung but he had a chin cut from granite
01:52He was a dogged fighter
01:54He just he kept on coming
01:56He was a dogged man
02:02I
02:03I
02:04Steal a sweet kiss
02:06I'm the point of my blade
02:08Emo
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02:23How's Florin? Sir Erland took service in your guard when your lord father lost his sight.
02:29I'll make her my love. I'm a rest in the shade. I hope. I hope.
02:34How's Hayford? Sir Erland fought side by side with your brothers at the Redgrass.
02:41His squire, his own nephew, was killed in the battle.
02:47How's Tyrell? Sir Erland often spoke of his time in your service as his very finest.
02:56He said it was you, my lord, who told him that a hedge knight was the bridge between lords and
03:02the small folk.
03:08I know him not, man.
03:12Was he a shit knight?
03:13It was not a shit knight.
03:15He can't have been a very good one if no one remembers him.
03:17Pick up your feet. Come on.
03:19This is undignified, sir.
03:21So high back to camp and leave me be if I please you.
03:25I would not leave you, sir.
03:27That way you must stop your master dying over and over again.
03:30Although it does not seem right these lords are even listening to you.
03:35There's nothing I can do about that.
03:37You are a knight of the realm, sir.
03:39You can say fuck that when we should ride him to the list, call out Longthorn Tyrell and turn his
03:45arsehole into a lance hole.
03:47That's enough now.
03:49Why do you treat these royal lapdogs like they're your bettors?
03:53They are my bettors.
03:54You're too brazen for your own good.
03:58Sir Ireland was a great knight.
04:01Someone will remember him.
04:07Hey, who's come?
04:09Can't you see the banner, you damn cunt?
04:21Perhaps I should go back, sir.
04:23Check on the camp.
04:24And make sure I need thieves something nosing about.
04:28I have an idea.
04:30Can I have your sword to run people off with?
04:32Or a mace?
04:33You have a knife.
04:34That's enough.
04:36You best be here when I come back.
04:38Rob me and I'll hunt you down with dogs.
04:41You don't have dogs!
04:42I'll get some.
04:44Where?
04:45Where?
04:58Our lord of Ashford humbly welcomes the great and honorable Baelor Targaryen, firstborn son of King Daeron the Good, prince
05:10of Brannstone, hand of the king,
05:15and heir to the Iron Throne, and heir to the Iron Throne, and his brother, Mirkar.
05:21My daughter of Ashford.
05:23It's a great honor to receive your grace.
05:25It's a great honor to be received.
05:26My daughter, Gwen.
05:37Boys, stop gaping.
05:39See for my voice.
05:41I'm not a stable boy, my lord.
05:44You're not clever enough.
05:50Well, if you can't manage horses, then fetch me some wine and a pretty wench.
05:56My lord pardons, I'm no serving man either.
06:02I have the honor to be a knight.
06:06Oh.
06:08Oh.
06:10The knighthood has fallen on sad days.
06:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:21Easy.
06:22Easy now, come on.
06:24Come on.
06:25No, it's okay.
06:26It's okay.
06:32There you are, girl.
06:35Far too many people around.
06:37I agree.
06:41The pretty ones are always temperamental.
06:44Ah, she just got a bit excited, that's all.
06:47He meant the princeling, not the palfrey.
06:52Excuse me, my lord.
06:55I'm Sir Duncan the Toth.
06:56Well, Matt.
06:57I'm Sir Roland Craycall, and this is my sworn brother, Sir Donald of Duskendale.
07:01God's boy.
07:02Do you ride your horse into battle, or does it ride you?
07:05Forget Sir Roland.
07:06It's not often he must look up.
07:08So he casts his eyes down.
07:09Yes, yes, I'm quite the rascal.
07:12Now tell me, Sir Duncan, is there a proper place to shit around here?
07:16Not really, no.
07:22A man of such birth has never deigned to disturb his arse all the day.
07:27You'll deign before the week is out, I'd wager.
07:30Where are you from, man?
07:32You don't smell the house, Brent.
07:35An old place, really.
07:37I know it.
07:38My family's from there.
07:40You're not a Darkling of Duskendale?
07:43We were crabbers of Duskendale.
07:45Far back as it goes.
07:49Sir Donald!
07:52May I ask, sir,
07:54how the son of a crabber
07:55came to have the honour of being a knight in the Kingsguard?
07:59The same way we became crabbers.
08:07Are you Baelor Targaryen?
08:11Uh, no, no.
08:12Then would you move the fuck out of the way?
08:15Yeah, yeah, of course.
08:16Apologies.
08:18Sorry.
08:20Sorry.
08:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:55Spring rains have swollen many of our streams.
08:58Perhaps the young princes have just been delayed?
09:01Fuck me.
09:02Delayed, they're not delayed.
09:04Do not curse our gracious host.
09:06Say fuck me, not fuck him.
09:08It's not his fault Father Bader's
09:10attend this miserable circus.
09:12Might we discuss this another time?
09:14So we go hunting?
09:17Theron has done this before.
09:19You should not have commanded him to enter the lists.
09:21Shh.
09:23The princess's sons are missing.
09:25You'd be more concerned if it was your son or Wager.
09:27Oh, goodness.
09:28Probably dead.
09:30Dead?
09:30Wars have started for less.
09:32No way.
09:37You're big and stupid.
09:44They have only been missing a day.
09:47No doubt Sir Rowland will turn him up and Aegon along with him.
09:50When the tourney is over, perhaps.
09:53Theron belongs on a tourney field no more than Aerys or Rhaegal.
09:57By which you mean you'd sooner ride a whore than a horse.
10:00That is not what I said.
10:04I do not need to be reminded of my son's failings.
10:07He can change.
10:08He will change, gods be damned.
10:10You'll swear I'll see him dead.
10:15You.
10:17Who are you?
10:18What do you mean by spying on us?
10:22Show yourself.
10:29My lords, I do apologise for my interruption.
10:32I, um...
10:36I have asked Sir Manfred Dondarrion to vote for me so that I might enter the lists, but he has
10:41refused to do so.
10:42Who?
10:43What the fuck is going on?
10:45We are the intruders here, brother.
10:47Come closer, sir.
10:50And others, too.
10:53You see, they say they know not Sir Ireland of Penitree, but he's served them.
10:58I swear it.
11:00I have his sword and shield.
11:02Sword and shield did not make a knight.
11:08Unless you have better proof to support what you say, some writing or...
11:12Do you remember him, Your Grace?
11:16It was many years ago.
11:18You may have forgotten.
11:24Sir Ireland of Penitree.
11:28He never won a tourney, that I know.
11:31But he never shamed himself, either.
11:33Yes, sir.
11:34I mean, no.
11:35No, he didn't.
11:36He overthrew Lord Stokeworth in the melee at King's Landing.
11:40And years before, he unhorsed the Grey Lion himself.
11:42He...
11:43He told me of that many a time.
11:46Then you will recall the Grey Lion's true name.
11:50I have no doubt.
11:52I have no doubt.
12:00Sir Daemon Lannister.
12:02The Grey Lion.
12:03He's Lord of Casterly Rock now.
12:05So he is.
12:06And enters the lists upon the morrow.
12:08How can you possibly remember some fucking hedge knight who chanced to unhorse Daemon Lannister 16 years ago?
12:15I make it a practice to learn all I can of my foe.
12:17And why would you deign to joust with a hedge knight?
12:20It was many years past at Storm's End.
12:22Lord Baratheon held a hasteglude to celebrate the birth of Gramps.
12:26The lots made Sir Arlan my opponent in the first tilth.
12:29We broke four lances before I finally unhorsed him.
12:32It was seven.
12:38I believe.
12:39Tales grow in the telling, I know.
12:43Do not think ill of your old master, but it was four lances only, I fear.
12:47As you say, your grace, it was four.
12:50I do apologise.
12:51The old man, Sir Arlan, he used to say that I was thick as a castle wall and slow as
12:56an oryx.
12:56No harm was done, sir.
12:57Rise.
13:01You gave him back his horse and armour and took no ransom.
13:05Sir Arlan often told me that you were the soul of chivalry and that one day the Seven Kingdoms would
13:11be safe in your hands.
13:13Not for many years yet, I pray.
13:15No, I did not mean that the king should...
13:19You wish to enter the lists, is that it?
13:22Yes.
13:23The decision rests with the master of the games, but I see no reason to deny you.
13:27As you say, my lord.
13:32Your grace, I...
13:33Very well, sir.
13:34You are grateful.
13:35Now, fuck off.
13:36You must forgive my brother, sir.
13:38His sons went astray on the way here and he fears for them.
13:43I trust they will not be found dead.
13:57Sir.
14:00You are not of Sir Arlan's blood.
14:04No, I am not.
14:06By law, only a true-born son is entitled to inherit a knight's arms.
14:10You must need to find a new device, sir.
14:13A sigil of your own.
14:16I will.
14:19Thank you again, your grace.
14:22I will fight bravely.
14:25You'll see.
14:32It's this way.
14:33You, unknown knight.
14:40You are Florian the fool.
14:42I am, my lady.
14:45As great a fool as ever lived.
14:51And as great a knight as well.
14:58A fool and a knight.
15:02I've never heard of such a thing.
15:04Sweet lady.
15:06All men are fools.
15:07And all men are knights.
15:09We're women, Arkansas.
15:36We're women, Arkansas.
15:41is it pollen yeah we are we collected on the way I've never seen such giant puppets you
15:51make them yourself my uncle builds them but I paint could you paint something for me I
15:59have the coin to pay I need to paint something over the chalice well what would you want to
16:13want I thought I don't actually know yeah sorry you must think me a fool all men are fools no
16:23men
16:34the Knights the the gray is a bit trap I yeah the the field should be the color of sunset
16:43because the
16:45old man always like sunsets and an elm tree big one like the one by the river with the brown
16:52trunk and
16:52the green branches hi an elm tree I would serve but with a shooting star above could you do that
17:02mm-hmm thank you I I'm Sir Duncan the tall um I'm Tenzel the the boys used to call me
17:14Tenzel too tall
17:16you're not too tall I mean you're just right for
17:23for puppets yeah puppets okay wait yes sorry yes the shield is that ill-handled
17:36mm-hmm the puppet girl oh it's just it didn't feel well handled she is painting your shield yeah for
17:49pay
17:49me you are both gigantic is that promising it's uh commonality right yeah commonality
18:17do you think I'll ever make a night one day sure why not you're a likely lad I'm a bit
18:23puny
18:24you're grown even for my age everyone's always told me so everyone's always told me I was stupid
18:50what did you do when people said you were stupid sir what business is that of yours my problems are
18:58my own
18:58I thought aren't you trying to help me help you what growl yes hedge knight you
19:08what is this piss froth I need muscle will you hear my call to war
19:15get it go get up
19:22hey try those palms you clam-handed cunt we're not in your sister's chambers now ready
19:33if we lose this I'll be drowning you fast
19:49I'll be back I'll be back I'll be back
19:53what are you doing Steve
19:55no no
20:01I'm thirsty cunt
20:10looking good
20:19I'm thirsty cunt
20:24I'm thirsty cunt
20:27I'm thirsty cunt
20:51You do good work.
20:52None better.
20:56I need some armor on tomorrow.
20:59Gorgett Greaves and Great Hen.
21:02You're just gonna work him.
21:05Both, perhaps.
21:10You're a big one.
21:11I've armored bigger.
21:17I have some pieces in the wagon that might do them.
21:20Nothing prettied up with gold or silver, like.
21:23Just good steel.
21:25Strong and plain.
21:27They make helms that look like helms, not winged pigs and fancy foreign fruit.
21:33But mine will serve you better if you take a lance in the face.
21:36That's all I want.
21:38How much?
21:39800, Sack.
21:41For I'm feeling kindly.
21:42800?
21:45Perhaps I could trade you some armor made for a smaller man.
21:48A half-helm, a male hobber.
21:50Steely Pate sells only his own work.
22:08I could make use of the metal.
22:10If it's not too rusty, I'll take it and armor you for...
22:15600.
22:18I only have two stags.
22:21Bies you a day.
22:26Send your squire along with the rest, or else I'll sell me worse than the next man.
22:31You'll get it all back, I swear.
22:34I mean to be a chunk in here.
22:36Do you know?
22:39And the others all came just...
22:42Just to cheer you on.
23:02Is there any measure of a fool I fail to meet?
23:11If I win, I'll come back and buy you again.
23:15I promise.
23:19I promise.
23:21Let's go.
23:40That's for her.
23:43See, she has some oats tonight.
23:45Yeah.
23:53And an apple, too.
24:07No turnabout now, I suppose.
24:17You know, the old man lived nigh on 60 years and was never a champion.
24:21So bugger my side up.
24:24If I could call myself a champion of Ashford Meadow, even for an hour,
24:31maybe some great house might take me into its service.
24:36Perhaps even House Targaryen.
24:40You suppose the Dragon House employs many hedge knights, sir?
24:44Enough of that.
24:46I'll have you know Sir Donald of the Kingsguard is but the son of a crabber.
24:51Sir Donald?
24:53Of Duskendale?
24:54Yep.
24:55His father owns half the crabbing fleets in Westeros.
24:59What?
25:02How would you know?
25:04Like fishing.
25:12It's time!
25:15Right, come on, let's go.
25:16Come on, pick your feet up.
25:17Let's go.
25:23What's the name?
25:32Tuduker!
25:34Tuduker!
25:37Tuduker!
25:39All right.
25:40Yes.
25:41Come on.
26:19Come on.
26:46Come on.
26:47Helmet!
26:50Hey, who's that?
26:52Prince Fala.
26:54Aylor's son.
26:56Second in line to be thrown.
26:57Help!
26:58He's the favourite I'd wager.
27:00I'll take that bet, sir.
27:19Lord Ashford Fox's sheep!
27:51oh
27:58Go, go, go!
28:00Go, go, go!
28:10Sarp, he'll be down, Sarp.
28:28Where?
28:32OZ!
28:35Whoa!
28:40No!
28:45Oh, no, no, no!
28:47Oh, no, no, no!
29:07Die!
29:08Do you yield, black-fire bastards?
29:17Splendid riding tonight.
29:21The part with the fish was disgusting.
29:30Is there something the matter, sir?
29:36Do great knights live in the hedges and die by the side of a muddy road?
29:46I think not.
29:51Sirle wasn't gifted with sword or lance, and he drank, and he whored, and he was a hard
29:59man to know.
30:03He made no friends either.
30:05He lived nigh on sixty years and never was a champion.
30:10And what chance do I have, truly?
30:17But he was good to me.
30:24I wasn't his family, but he kept me like we were.
30:33He raised me to be an honorable man, and all these noble lords can't even remember his name.
30:48His name was Sir Ireland of Pennytree, and I am his legacy.
30:56On the morrow, we will show them what his hand has wrought.
31:03He's a king.
31:05He's a king.
31:15He's a king.
31:16I'm a king.
31:19He's a king.
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