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00:05Previously on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
00:07Hi, gorgeous.
00:09In Rhode Island,
00:09Sally.
00:10Everyone knows everyone.
00:11Hello.
00:12Love Shaq, Fiatzy, at your finest.
00:14We know your aunt, we know your uncle,
00:15we know your third cousin.
00:17Alicia, have you seen Liz?
00:18She has a very big pair of frogs.
00:20I've known Liz since I was born.
00:22Look at you, baby.
00:23You got everything.
00:24I know Kelsey because I grew up with her boyfriend.
00:27She used to date my boyfriend's brother.
00:30Yes.
00:30I've known Joellen since I was in high school.
00:32Rhode Island is different.
00:33Yeah.
00:34Because it's so close-knit.
00:36It's like if you're not from Rhode Island,
00:38suspect.
00:39Like, I don't know what the right thing to do is.
00:41Kelsey, you know, she's going through a lot.
00:43Like, her boyfriend has a girlfriend here
00:44and a girlfriend in Florida, no?
00:46Rosie was questioning your relationship.
00:48Was it brought up by you about the way my relationship is?
00:51Joellen brought it up.
00:52Joellen brought it up?
00:54Yeah.
00:54Welcome to Rhode Island,
00:55where nobody tells anybody the truth
00:57and everybody just lies to each other's faces
00:58but talk s**t behind their back.
01:00Welcome.
01:01I love it here.
01:14Ma.
01:15Ma.
01:15Mother-in-law.
01:17Come on.
01:18Look at us.
01:20Father-in-law.
01:21I don't know.
01:21Jerry and I have been married 11 years
01:23and I think Jerry's a perfect culmination
01:26of both of his parents.
01:28Judy, where do you want me to put my stuff?
01:30I was going to say put it in my bedroom,
01:31but the cat's in there.
01:33They're fabulous people.
01:34I couldn't have loved them more.
01:37When do you make it to me?
01:38I was going to do Brianna's favorite,
01:40the Ricatoni's, the mini ones.
01:42Jerry, are you excited to meet the parents?
01:44I can't wait.
01:44My stepdaughter's,
01:46Brianna's life has been a whirlwind.
01:49She met this guy, and before you knew it,
01:52she was pregnant.
01:54That was pretty quick.
01:55It was only a couple of months, you know?
01:58Jerry, she told him and he went,
02:00oh, he almost passed out.
02:02How many times have you met Zach?
02:03Four or five.
02:04That's your next guy.
02:05And he's got gorgeous teeth.
02:06What are you going to ask them?
02:08My granddaughter's pregnant.
02:09What should I say?
02:10You're not going to ask them
02:11when the ring's coming?
02:12No.
02:13Let's feel them out.
02:14Hi, Grandpa.
02:16Hi, sweetheart.
02:17How are you?
02:18Oh.
02:19I love you.
02:21Hi, guys.
02:22How are you?
02:23Mwah.
02:24You're pregnant.
02:25Yeah, right.
02:27Jerry's daughters mean the world to me,
02:29even though I didn't give birth to them.
02:31I feel like a part of my blood
02:33courses through them.
02:34Oh, mama.
02:35I know, it's so gross.
02:37When Jerry and I first met,
02:39the girls were really little
02:40and ended up with us full-time.
02:42It was a time that was more appropriate
02:46for them to be with us
02:48and not with their biological mother.
02:50I definitely did not expect that full-time mom role
02:55that fast.
02:57It's not like a round belly yet.
02:59You can have half of mine.
03:00Before that, I decided when I woke up.
03:03I decided when I went to bed.
03:05I decided what I did with my free time.
03:08It was quite a change.
03:09I always wanted kids of my own.
03:11I never thought it would happen this way,
03:13but Jerry's girls really fulfilled that need for me.
03:18Oh.
03:19Here they go.
03:20Brianna.
03:21Poor Zach.
03:21He's nervous for his parents.
03:23Are you?
03:24How are you?
03:25Good, how are you?
03:26I've heard a lot about you.
03:28Okay, do it.
03:29Don't do it.
03:29Nice to meet you.
03:30I want you to meet the rest of the family.
03:32Hi, love.
03:32Hello.
03:33How are you?
03:35Nice to meet you.
03:35Your son is a beautiful human being.
03:37Welcome to the ganglion family.
03:39Family is very important to me.
03:41I lost my mom when I was 15,
03:44my dad shortly before I got married.
03:47Hello, grandpa.
03:48Miranda, we didn't think you were going to make it.
03:50So being all together with Jerry,
03:53with the kids,
03:54it just feels safe.
03:55It feels real.
03:56It feels right.
03:57Three girls, huh?
03:59Yeah, it's brutal.
04:00It's brutal.
04:01You have no say, right?
04:02None whatsoever.
04:03You have a grandson, hopefully.
04:05I'm going to will it to you.
04:06Can you feel it?
04:07I have a feeling it's a girl.
04:09Really?
04:10Want a girl?
04:10You want a girl?
04:11You want a girl?
04:12Really?
04:12She knew it.
04:13He's wanted a girl the whole time.
04:15This is the first grandbaby.
04:17It's like a new chapter.
04:18It's new life.
04:20Anytime life comes in,
04:21it's nothing but joy.
04:23Mind you.
04:24Let's go.
04:25Enjoy.
04:25Thanks, man.
04:26What do I want to be called?
04:28Certainly not glamour,
04:29anything grand,
04:31anything nan,
04:32anything non,
04:32none of that.
04:33I like Gigi.
04:35Let's cheers to Brianna.
04:36Wait a minute.
04:37Zach, the baby.
04:38Cheers.
04:39Best of luck to you guys.
04:40Cheers, cheers.
04:40Chin down.
04:49All right, let's go explore this park.
04:51Do you want to run?
04:52Where do you want to go?
04:53You think there's duckies over here, Julie?
04:54I bet the ducks are in there.
04:57I'll put the blanket down here
04:58in this little tree cove.
05:00Why don't you play catch with Dawson?
05:02Can you guys play throw?
05:03You guys want to throw a little bit?
05:05All right, go fetch.
05:07Tell the kids to play fetch.
05:09Do you like that?
05:09Yeah.
05:10Wouldn't be the first time
05:11I have ever said that.
05:12What I was surprised
05:13when I first met Jalen
05:14was that she is so much friendlier
05:16and warmer than I ever imagined.
05:18I really want to get the kids together.
05:21Yeah, that would be nice.
05:22Wouldn't that be cute?
05:23Yeah, because they're the exact same age.
05:24I know.
05:24And I love that.
05:26There are some rumors around the state
05:29that she can be quite a bitch,
05:32but she's really friendly.
05:34I mean, yeah,
05:34she's not scared of a fight.
05:36I do not want to be on Jalen's bedside.
05:39I had the best time
05:40at your 4th of July party.
05:42Oh my gosh, thank you.
05:42It was so much fun.
05:43And Jared is not one
05:45for like big social events
05:46and he left being like,
05:48oh my gosh, everyone is so nice.
05:50I'm so glad that you had fun.
05:52I feel like your first impression of me,
05:54Rosie's picnic.
05:55Oh, I was,
05:56it wasn't honestly,
05:56wasn't fazed by it.
05:58Rosie, that's all up.
06:00Like, are you out of your mind?
06:02I did tell Kelsey
06:03at the 4th of July
06:05about the picnic,
06:06how Rosie and Alicia
06:07were like questioning
06:09her relationship.
06:11That was kind of
06:12what was bothering me
06:12a bit about Rosie.
06:13I feel like you guys
06:14will be fine.
06:16I just need to exist around her.
06:17Why don't you guys
06:18just like start completely clean?
06:19That's the plan right now.
06:21I'm just trying
06:22to turn over a new page.
06:23It's not that I think
06:24that Rosie and my personality
06:25doesn't mesh.
06:27I think that there's
06:27very big similarities.
06:29We both like aesthetic treatments.
06:30We're both brunettes.
06:31All right, Dawson,
06:32you want to go over here
06:33and explore a little bit more?
06:34Come on, JoJo's.
06:36Um, she's very photogenic.
06:39Sometimes I am too.
06:44That's all I've got for her now.
06:45JoJo, you want to go in the swing?
06:47Where's Joly?
06:48Climbing up like a big girl.
06:50So Jared's at work right now,
06:51you said, right?
06:52How is the business doing?
06:54It's a constant stress.
06:56The ice machine's
06:57not working again?
06:58me.
06:59It's always something.
07:00I'll swear.
07:01I wanted to support his dream.
07:04Yeah.
07:05I had no idea
07:06that there's like such thing
07:07as like, it's called
07:08like a bar widow or something
07:09where like the husband's
07:11at work all the time.
07:12Oh, I see.
07:13Yeah.
07:14Now when he's home,
07:15he has like a lot of stress.
07:18This is not a good swing.
07:20I know.
07:20I mean, she's like an awful swing.
07:23He is constantly feeling
07:25like he's failing.
07:27We have sunshiny days sometimes,
07:29but they're very far and few between.
07:31It's just hard to always be like,
07:34he's not happy, he's not happy.
07:38And he's always like,
07:39it's not the kids
07:40and it's not you.
07:42He feels like he's not being
07:44a good enough father and husband
07:45because he's not bringing
07:47anything to the table
07:48with his project.
07:50He is.
07:51And do you tell him that?
07:52Every day of my life.
07:54Yeah.
07:54He tells me all the time.
07:56He's like,
07:56whenever I'm moody and dark,
07:58it's not about you.
07:59It's never about you.
08:00But it's hard not to blame yourself
08:03and always try to figure out
08:05how do I make him happy?
08:07I want him to have his moments
08:08where he gets to go play golf
08:09and play softball
08:10without me being annoyed.
08:11But it's like,
08:12holy crap,
08:12that means I'm going to be
08:14alone for five hours like this.
08:17I know.
08:18And right now,
08:19you're in the thick of it.
08:20You really, really are.
08:21I think Ashley tries
08:23to portray this Instagram,
08:25perfect family,
08:27perfect kids.
08:27However,
08:28I also understand being a mom.
08:30It's very hard.
08:31I feel her frustration.
08:32We have a nanny
08:3333 hours a week.
08:35I should be able to handle it.
08:36But Ashley,
08:38you need peace of mind too.
08:40Oh, baby.
08:41I don't know why
08:41I'm crying so much.
08:43It's okay.
08:45What's up, sweetie?
08:46No, I'm going to be
08:48on a bun.
08:59Table for three.
09:00Right this way.
09:08Alrighty.
09:09You going to have a drink?
09:11Does the dog have an ass?
09:12Does the beer
09:13in the woods?
09:15Can I grab you ladies
09:16a cocktail
09:17while you're waiting?
09:18Can I do a
09:19lemon-jump martini
09:19on the rocks?
09:20Absolutely.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Hendrix,
09:22a little bit of
09:23pomegranate,
09:24extra lemons.
09:25You got it.
09:27Caesar salad?
09:28Did you order a Caesar?
09:29I don't think we did.
09:31Okay.
09:34Maybe Rula
09:35ordered it preemptively.
09:37Have my Caesar salad
09:39waiting for me, please.
09:41I've known Rula
09:42over a decade now.
09:44We know each other
09:45through the boating community.
09:47Boat parties
09:47with friends
09:48is a big thing
09:49in the summer
09:50in Rhode Island.
09:51Also,
09:52Rula and I
09:53have heritage in common.
09:55I'm half Syrian.
09:56Rula's half Syrian
09:57and I typically
09:58really always adore
10:00my Middle Eastern girls.
10:04Hello.
10:06Good to see you.
10:06I haven't seen you
10:07in so long.
10:08I would like...
10:09this is what time would like.
10:10How are you?
10:11Good.
10:12Hi, Kelsey.
10:13Come on.
10:13Good to see you.
10:14Good to see you.
10:15I've known Rula
10:16through Liz.
10:17She's classy
10:18and very, like,
10:19put together.
10:21She's very, like,
10:22calm and monotone.
10:24We literally just get Rula
10:26at, like,
10:26this one baseline level.
10:28A spicy margarita,
10:29please, hon.
10:30Yeah, I'm pretty sure
10:31she's got some emotions.
10:33If there's no emotions
10:34down there,
10:35we've got a problem.
10:35We have a serial killer
10:36on our hands.
10:38How was the fourth?
10:39What did you guys
10:40end up doing?
10:43Joellen hosted
10:44a party.
10:46It was fun.
10:49I feel like...
10:53Just say it.
10:55I've been a little bit
10:56more on the outside lately.
10:57What is it about
10:58the both of you
10:59that makes you
11:00want to hang out
11:01with Joellen?
11:02Joellen and I
11:03have definitely had
11:04ups and downs.
11:06She is a rep
11:07in the beauty business.
11:09My husband, Brian,
11:10and I know a lot of people
11:11in the industry.
11:12She comes across
11:13as friendly, bubbly,
11:15but that's not always
11:16the truth.
11:17You guys said
11:18she's a shitser.
11:20She's talking about
11:21me and my husband,
11:22stirring up rumors.
11:23Oh, they're getting
11:24a divorce.
11:25Oh, he's leaving her
11:25for this petty
11:26slut.
11:28You have to know
11:29like I have your back.
11:31Like, you have to know
11:32the second I hear
11:33an echo of something,
11:35I'm calling you.
11:37In the same breath,
11:38I know you, Rula.
11:39I know that you're
11:40never going to want
11:41to admit
11:42like something's
11:43up.
11:45From what I've
11:46ever seen
11:46of Brian and Rula,
11:47they've always
11:48looked like
11:48the perfect couple.
11:50They've always
11:50looked super happy.
11:51However,
11:52there are echoes
11:53all around Rhode Island
11:55that Brian's got
11:56a mistress.
12:01There's a mistress.
12:03Are you open?
12:04Are you talking
12:05about it?
12:15Are you open?
12:16Are you talking
12:16about it?
12:20Liz called.
12:21We started to talk.
12:22She was just like
12:23nervous about it.
12:24Obviously uncomfortable,
12:25I should say, right?
12:26And she's like,
12:26look, I don't know.
12:27There were some...
12:28I said there are
12:28photos posted online.
12:32I put you in touch
12:33with the person who...
12:34You did.
12:35You did.
12:35You did.
12:36She put me in touch
12:37with Joellen,
12:37who obviously
12:38happened to see him.
12:40Joellen apparently
12:41had some photos
12:42that were posted
12:43of Brian
12:45and that cockroach.
12:48At first,
12:49I thought that Joellen
12:50was trying to be supportive
12:51and help me
12:51because that's
12:52what it sounded like
12:52until I learned
12:54and that she
12:54had shared the pictures
12:55with the whole group
12:56and was running
12:57her mouth about town
12:58about it
12:58and that was not
13:00okay with me.
13:01And that photo
13:02of Brian
13:03and that lady,
13:05that photo was taken.
13:07He posted that
13:08in the wintertime
13:09from what I understand
13:09and she had
13:10like a summer outfit on.
13:11So like,
13:12do you think
13:12this has been going
13:13on for a long time?
13:14It was last summer.
13:16What about now?
13:18What about now?
13:19Nothing's been happening.
13:20That's been done.
13:21This is not
13:22still ongoing.
13:23This has not
13:24been ongoing.
13:25Show me
13:25that it's ongoing.
13:27So it stopped.
13:29That was the end
13:29of it, right?
13:30What are you
13:31insinuating the truth
13:32as Dave?
13:33There was a lot
13:34of talk.
13:35My husband's involved
13:36and or still involved.
13:37That's not the case.
13:38What he is, Ma.
13:39What he is with me.
13:41He's there.
13:44It's pretty out there
13:45that Brian
13:46is still doing
13:48his thing
13:48with this woman.
13:50If Rula chooses
13:51to not acknowledge
13:53what's really going on
13:54and live in that
13:55land of delusion,
13:57I'm sorry.
13:59Elizabeth
14:00is allergic
14:01to bulls**t.
14:02You're going to stop
14:03with the prideful thing.
14:05Your stupid prom wear,
14:07it's like,
14:07like it doesn't,
14:08it's not benefiting you.
14:10We've all been through it.
14:11I know you've all,
14:12and I know you have,
14:13and you shared with me.
14:16You've been through stuff
14:17with Jerry.
14:17You didn't kick him
14:18to the curb.
14:19Like, you took time,
14:20you processed,
14:21you thought about stuff,
14:22and look at you guys,
14:23how many years
14:24you've been together.
14:27Liz has shared with me
14:28her issues,
14:29you know,
14:29with Jerry
14:30and misunderstandings
14:31and indiscretions.
14:32she's done her thing
14:34and he's done his thing.
14:37You know,
14:37he'd be away
14:38or on a fishing excursion
14:40or whatever,
14:41and they say,
14:43when the cat's away,
14:44the mice shall play.
14:50I'll leave it at that.
14:51There's a lot that
14:52I just am not willing
14:54to say this is going on
14:58because you have kids.
14:59I understand.
14:59That's what it is, too.
15:01When you produce
15:02the kids with somebody,
15:04it is a game changer.
15:05Jerry has kids.
15:07You don't have your own.
15:11I don't mean it
15:12in a distance.
15:13You know what I'm saying?
15:14When you produce them
15:15with someone,
15:16not when you bring them up
15:17from when they're
15:18three because they don't
15:19have a mother to do it.
15:21No, and that's why I said,
15:22No, no, no.
15:23Continue.
15:23No, disrespect there.
15:24What I'm saying,
15:25I put it the wrong way.
15:27No, that's not how I meant it.
15:28That's not how I meant it.
15:29That's how you said it.
15:31No, I didn't have
15:32my own kids,
15:33but you have no idea
15:34what I've done
15:35in my life
15:37bringing up kids,
15:38maybe not producing.
15:42For you to say to me,
15:44when you produce the kids,
15:46Let's take it back.
15:46Then take it back.
15:47Then you take it back.
15:48I apologize.
15:50I care for you.
15:51I did not mean it that way.
15:52And I hope you know
15:53that I didn't mean it that way.
15:55But I swear to you,
15:57you know, my husband,
15:57we've been in a great place.
15:59I just would like everybody
16:01to respect that.
16:02There's a lot of fake info
16:04out there.
16:04I know I feel that way.
16:06I've been in the same
16:07exact position as you.
16:08I get it.
16:09Believe me.
16:09I can, like, sympathize
16:11with Rula in this situation.
16:13Joellen's Fourth of July party,
16:14like, everyone had questions.
16:16Rosie was questioning
16:17your relationship
16:18and polygamy.
16:20And Alicia was like,
16:21does Kelsey have two boyfriends?
16:24Rumors in Rhode Island
16:25are like wildfire.
16:27Whether they're true or not,
16:28they spread.
16:29What other people think
16:31I'm learning
16:32is none of my business.
16:34Yeah, baby.
16:35Bring it.
16:36Bring it.
16:37Watch out for the fire.
16:38Maybe they weren't
16:39my biological children,
16:42but I sacrificed my life for you.
16:44We're not going to go there.
16:46Coming up.
16:47Everybody in the group
16:48has made it their business
16:49to talk about us.
16:50Right, right.
16:51I know.
16:51What happened last year
16:52happened last year.
16:53Were you able to forgive us?
17:11Shondon, that sounds expensive.
17:14Extra dry.
17:14I don't like dry.
17:16I'm whispering angel.
17:17This is good sh**.
17:19She needs options.
17:21Do you want to use this?
17:24Curl your hair with it.
17:26Six months out of the year,
17:27my boyfriend is in Miami,
17:29so, like,
17:30I have this 16,000-square-foot home.
17:32It's all to myself.
17:33You put it on here,
17:34and you press...
17:35All right, get it, get it.
17:37At our house,
17:37there is a full live-in cleaning lady
17:41literally there living with us
17:42like at our beck and call.
17:43Someone's at the door, Christina.
17:45Yeah.
17:46Dishes, laundry.
17:48I'm not meant for that life.
17:51Hello.
17:51Hello.
17:52How are you doing?
17:53How are you?
17:54Alicia.
17:55Hi.
17:56Hi.
17:57Good to see you.
17:59How are you?
17:59I'm good.
18:00How are you?
18:01Good.
18:02I meant to get cheese,
18:03so I brought crackers.
18:04You know, I love crackers,
18:05but the lime was, like,
18:06too long to get cheese,
18:06so I said, oh, whatever,
18:07we'll figure it out.
18:08I know you're always good
18:09for a good cracker.
18:09I know.
18:10If you are from Rhode Island,
18:11born and bred,
18:12you are a different person.
18:13You're a breed.
18:15Alicia, so Rhode Island.
18:16So, you know,
18:17I came here before,
18:17a long time ago.
18:18Ten years ago.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:20We had, like,
18:20a 4th of July party,
18:22and my best friend,
18:23Crystal,
18:23left me on the side of the road.
18:25I had to walk to a Dunkin' Donuts
18:26because my phone died.
18:27From here?
18:28Yeah, I almost died.
18:29Yeah, I swear to God.
18:30Well, I didn't almost die,
18:31but, like,
18:31I had to walk on 4th of July.
18:33She left me in the woods.
18:34The way she talks,
18:36her mannerisms,
18:37not wanting to drive
18:38on the highway.
18:39This highway,
18:39the traffic,
18:40and this little bridge.
18:42Stupid car.
18:43Fix your car.
18:44I don't like highways.
18:46I've gotten in accidents.
18:47I ran over a woman.
18:49I've gotten almost
18:50driven off a bridge,
18:51so I've been there,
18:51done that with driving.
18:54What do you mean
18:54you ran over?
18:55Yeah.
18:56Oh, I ran over a woman.
18:58So,
18:59kind of feel bad
18:59because I feel like
19:00at the 4th of July party,
19:01which was great, by the way.
19:02Did you have fun?
19:03I had fun.
19:03I had so much fun.
19:04The whole situation
19:05that happened at the picnic,
19:07you know,
19:07I shouldn't have said
19:08what I said.
19:08Listen, I appreciate you
19:09saying that,
19:10and I get everyone's
19:11going to have questions.
19:12I'm not mad at Joellen,
19:13but if she segued
19:16the conversation
19:17into, like,
19:18Rosie asking
19:19anything about my relationship,
19:21would I have rather not?
19:23I wasn't malicious about it.
19:24I was just, like,
19:25you know,
19:25not being a little nosy.
19:26Yeah, and not listen.
19:27That's Rula Highland for you.
19:29Yeah.
19:29Speaking of rumors,
19:30me and Liz saw Rula the other night,
19:32and she is not a fan of Joellen.
19:35No.
19:36Joellen's the gasoline
19:37to the mistress fire
19:38that's going on right now.
19:39She just keeps pumping it
19:40and pouring the gasoline on it.
19:42I actually really like Rula.
19:44Her family owns a jewelry shop
19:46that we go to
19:46that's really close with Billie.
19:48Her family also goes
19:48into Billie's restaurant a lot.
19:50I feel like she's got
19:51a bougie vibe to her.
19:53When Rula talks,
19:54she's, like, very fancy.
19:56Hi.
19:57Yes.
19:57Yes, Alicia.
19:58I believe that.
19:59What is their deal?
20:01According to her,
20:01there is no deal.
20:02Everything's status quo
20:03and hunky-dory.
20:04So he's not cheating?
20:06Not according to her.
20:07Okay.
20:08Again, I haven't talked
20:09to her about it.
20:10I keep hearing all these stories,
20:11and I'm like,
20:11oh, my God,
20:12please, someone give me something.
20:13I want to know.
20:14We need to, like,
20:15all come together
20:16and just talk and, like,
20:17be honest.
20:18I think we all have heard
20:19certain things about each other.
20:21Like, you didn't really understand
20:23the reality of my situation.
20:25Rosie sure doesn't.
20:26Sometimes you just need
20:27to address things head on.
20:29I feel like it's time
20:30that we all channel
20:32our inner Hilary Duff
20:33and decide to come clean.
20:36Yep.
20:36I knew that was going to happen.
20:38See, this is why I'm psychic.
20:39I knew that was going to happen.
20:40Oh, God.
20:41Where's Christina?
20:41I need her.
20:54Three, two, one, go!
20:58Woo!
21:01Feels nice, huh?
21:04Good job, Princess P.
21:05Hey, I know you've been
21:07wanting to go in all day.
21:08It's been busy, busy, busy.
21:10Rhode Island is a very special
21:12place to grow up in.
21:13I was born right in the capital,
21:15Providence, Rhode Island.
21:16I live in an upscale town,
21:18Lincoln, Rhode Island.
21:19I wouldn't live
21:21where Jo Allen lives.
21:22I would never live in Cranston.
21:24It's just not my vibe.
21:26Let's see you, my little pea.
21:28I am a nautical girl.
21:30I own a boat.
21:31I'm one of the only female captains
21:33in Rhode Island.
21:34Watch out, boys.
21:35This bitch is coming.
21:36Like, drop the mic.
21:37Here I am.
21:40Now I'm going to go fully.
21:42Go fully.
21:43Let's see.
21:44I run my own financial planning firm.
21:47I definitely have a reputation
21:49as being boss bitch.
21:52I had Andrea put together
21:54your consolidated rapport
21:56just showing the total value
21:57of the portfolio.
21:59Everybody tells me
22:00that I run a tight ship,
22:01especially at the office.
22:03But the well-being and care
22:04of my two children is paramount.
22:06Good one, Bob.
22:07My son, Luca,
22:08is very close to my heart.
22:10If you ruin my hair extensions,
22:12guess where the money's
22:13coming from for new ones?
22:14Oh, your bank account.
22:15No, your bank account.
22:16No, yours.
22:17Layla.
22:18She is a SaaS queen.
22:20Hey, look at you.
22:23All right, give it back to Mommy
22:25because we have to get moving.
22:27Hey, guys.
22:28Mommy, watch this.
22:30Okay, honey.
22:32Whoa!
22:34Look at you!
22:37How are you?
22:38I'm good.
22:39How are you doing?
22:40I've been with my husband, Brian,
22:42for 12 years.
22:44Married for nine.
22:45He's a podiatrist.
22:47He does a lot of foot
22:48and ankle surgery.
22:48Patient is here today
22:50for follow-up of In-Grobat Toenail.
22:52Patient states that
22:53they are doing much better,
22:54not having much pain.
22:56Normally, I love tall, dark, handsome.
22:59And my husband is lighter,
23:02a little shorter.
23:05And I think he's handsome.
23:07He checked one of the three boxes.
23:10Just keep an eye on your sister, all right?
23:12You want to order them something to eat?
23:14Yeah.
23:14You guys want pizza?
23:15How about chicken parm or chicken kebab?
23:18I am of Lebanese and Syrian descent.
23:22My dad's from Beirut, Lebanon.
23:23My mom's from a small town in Syria.
23:26Brian is 100% Italian.
23:28The two cultures and those nationalities just mesh.
23:31As far as, like, what's important,
23:33family, family, family.
23:34That's been one of the easiest parts of the marriage.
23:36It's just killing me,
23:37because everybody in the state
23:39has made it their business,
23:40and everybody in the group
23:41has made it their business
23:42to talk about us.
23:43Right, right, I know.
23:44Like, instead of firing away
23:45on stuff you don't know,
23:47like, come and speak with the source.
23:49What happened last year
23:50happened last year,
23:50and it's in the past.
23:52I just want to move forward.
23:54When I saw the cheating pictures,
23:56I looked at Brian,
23:58and I said,
23:58is there anything that I should know?
24:00You better tell me now.
24:02He broke down a bit.
24:04He said it was done, that's it.
24:06You know, begging, pleading, crying.
24:09Were you able to forgive him?
24:13I'm still working on that.
24:15I'm really just tired
24:17of everybody making it way bigger
24:19than what it is
24:19and making it their business.
24:21We know we're strong.
24:22Obviously, I'm with you.
24:23I let you track,
24:24but you know where I am every second.
24:26I love my wife.
24:27I love my family.
24:27Like, they're just jealous, you know?
24:29Yeah.
24:32Coming up.
24:33Someone is showing up.
24:35Who?
24:36Woo-la-la coming.
24:38You want to start shit?
24:39I will bring it.
24:40I'm going to ruin your life.
25:09I'm in the kitchen.
25:11I have a seat.
25:12I feel like I need a glass of wine.
25:14Well, you're going to get plenty of it
25:15at this winery.
25:16We're going to do a winery.
25:17Love.
25:18Love.
25:18Why don't we, like, get, like,
25:19a party bus or something
25:21so none of us have to drive.
25:22We'll meet at your house
25:22so that you don't have to drive anywhere.
25:23We'll meet at my house.
25:25Exactly.
25:25Make it easier.
25:26Yeah.
25:27But I'm going to, like,
25:27pack some snacks, too,
25:29because I need my crackers
25:29just in case.
25:30Well, we have snacks.
25:32I don't leave the house
25:33without, like, a quick carb.
25:35I love my saltines
25:36because in case I get nauseous.
25:37Nuts for protein
25:39in case I feel lightheaded.
25:40I love a cracker.
25:41My figs, you know.
25:43You never know when you need a fig.
25:44Fig Newtons keep me full,
25:46and I feel like it's healthy
25:47for a cookie
25:48because it has, like,
25:49a fig that's a fruit.
25:50This is so amazing.
25:53It's nice and cool in here.
25:55Oh, look.
25:56Someone's here.
26:01I'll close it for you.
26:03Thank you so much.
26:04Hi.
26:06Hi, guys.
26:07Look at you, cutie.
26:09Do I look like Minnie Mouse?
26:10Like, I don't...
26:11No, you look like
26:11a little brat style.
26:14Bye-bye.
26:15Liz, what the problem?
26:18You look beautiful.
26:21You look like a medieval princess.
26:24Ashley's outfit is different.
26:27Did you want it tighter?
26:28Tight, yeah.
26:29Is she, like, turning Irish or something?
26:31I don't know if that's, like,
26:32a medieval something.
26:33A folklorer person,
26:34like, when they folklorise or something.
26:36You know when they had the lambs
26:37and the women on the mountains?
26:39Folklorer.
26:40What the f***?
26:41Oh, my God.
26:42Please tell me it's a word.
26:50Hello.
26:51Hi.
26:51Hi.
26:52It's so perfect.
26:54Hi.
26:54Hello.
26:55Hi, guys.
26:55What's going on?
26:58I feel fine seeing Joellen.
27:00Joellen's actually really fun
27:01when she's not being mean.
27:02Hopefully it goes well.
27:03Like, fingers crossed.
27:04You know?
27:05Like, oh.
27:06Let's go.
27:07F and go.
27:08L, F, G.
27:12All right.
27:13Who wants champs?
27:14Me.
27:14I am.
27:16Oh, my God.
27:17I didn't do anything.
27:18That was a gunshot.
27:20All right.
27:20We're okay.
27:21It's fine.
27:21It's fine.
27:22All right, guys.
27:23Thanks, everyone, for coming.
27:25Thanks for having this idea.
27:27Cheers.
27:27I moved to Rhode Island because when you marry a boy from Rhode Island, you move to Rhode
27:32Island.
27:33I've lived here for four and a half years, and it would be nice to have a group of women
27:39in Rhode Island that I can be friends with.
27:41Oh, my gosh.
27:42Making friends in your 30s, like, is it even supposed to be a thing?
27:45Were we involved to make friends in our 30s?
27:50Oh, champagne showers.
27:53I can't.
27:54That just got all over my legs.
27:56I'm excited.
27:57I love wine vineyards.
27:59We're going to have fun.
28:00Yeah.
28:00I mean, I feel like there's a lot to discuss, but I want to have fun.
28:03We can sip and see what happens.
28:06It's going to be a fun day.
28:08Guys, we're here.
28:09Kelpie, thank you.
28:10We needed this.
28:14Welcome to Newport Vineyards.
28:16If you guys want to follow me right this way, I feel like we're not even that much wine
28:20drinkers, but we're going to start today.
28:21I love rosΓ©.
28:23Is rosΓ© wine?
28:24It's a red and white to blush.
28:26Oh.
28:27I like cheap wine.
28:28I like what they call stripper juice and, like, the $8 a bottle wine.
28:33Give me that, and I'll be happy.
28:35So the stainless steel tanks are home to our white wine and the rosΓ©.
28:39Isn't this what they use for the heroin?
28:42It kind of reminds me of Breaking Bad right now.
28:44I was like, wait a minute.
28:45I wouldn't say that I'm a wine connoisseur.
28:48I would say that I'm a wine snob.
28:50I try to buy the more expensive bottles, hoping that I don't get hungover.
28:55It's actually so pretty.
28:57Oh, my God.
28:57The grapes are so small.
28:59Aren't they so cute?
29:00Oh, my God.
29:01They are cute.
29:02What is it?
29:02It looks like poison ivy.
29:04Oh, it's tomatoes.
29:05That's tomatoes?
29:06It's not tomatoes.
29:07It's grapes.
29:08That's what I said.
29:08That's what I said.
29:09Because she said that's a tomato.
29:10All right, guys.
29:11You ready to grab some lunch?
29:12I'm so ready.
29:13Yeah, I need my girl cheese immediately.
29:15I'm very proud of you.
29:16I'm very proud of you.
29:17Come on.
29:19Welcome, ladies.
29:21Oh, my God.
29:22It's name-plated.
29:24There's someone who's showing up.
29:25Who?
29:27Don't even say Rula.
29:30Wait a minute.
29:31Is that a Rula-la?
29:33Oh!
29:34Rula-la's coming.
29:36Why is she here?
29:38Liz and me met with her.
29:41Lovely.
29:42I haven't known Rula very long.
29:44I just know her through Liz.
29:46However, I 100% am getting the brunt of the blame from Rula.
29:51Her husband was having an affair, and I shared a picture that the mistress posted on the internet.
29:59So, Helen is going to turn up tonight.
30:02Why don't they get along, Joellen and this girl?
30:04So, there were echoes of Rula's husband having, like, an affair.
30:10And, like, Joellen took a picture and sent it to Rula.
30:13She was the one that was, like, the informant?
30:15Yeah, she was the messenger.
30:16She's got little kids.
30:17Her husband's a foot doctor, but I think he's doing more than rubbing foots.
30:22You want some cheese?
30:24I mean, I'm not here to, like, you know, publicize that her husband's having an affair.
30:28She knows it.
30:28Let's pretend that she doesn't know it.
30:30Oh, my God.
30:30I mean, come on.
30:31I sent her the pictures with the husband and, like, the mistress I'm making out.
30:35Last year, right around New Year's, I saw a picture on Instagram.
30:39It was Brian, Rula's husband, with another woman.
30:43And I sent it to Liz.
30:45Liz showed Rula, and Rula called me.
30:48She was begging me for the pictures.
30:50She's like, please, like, woman to woman, send them to me.
30:53So I did.
30:54And you could hear her breath be like, ah.
30:57I said, if you have questions for Joelle, you should probably ask her.
30:59It's not my question.
31:00Her husband's the one stepping out.
31:01Don't ask me a single thing.
31:03And Liz said that.
31:04You should probably.
31:04It's not my problem.
31:05You want to call my job?
31:06You want to start shit?
31:07Because I will bring it.
31:08I didn't even bring that up.
31:09You didn't bring it?
31:09She called my job?
31:10No, I didn't get to that point.
31:11Well, you know, like, that's a big deal to me.
31:13Fast forward six months later, Rula and her husband called my work, wrote emails into HR,
31:20complaining about me to try to get me fired.
31:22All because he knows that I know that he's having an affair.
31:25I don't know what my job has to do with this.
31:27This is my reputation.
31:29So for somebody to fuck with me and my career.
31:31Listen, she feels like.
31:32I don't give a fuck what she feels.
31:34Tell her to keep her husband's dick in his pants.
31:36That's not my problem.
31:37Don't come at me because your husband's sleeping with somebody.
31:39What do I have to do with it?
31:40Fuck with my husband.
31:41Fuck with my kids.
31:42Fuck with my job.
31:43I'm going to ruin your fucking life.
31:55Can I have bread?
31:56Can you hand me, like, a square, like, a piece of cheese?
31:58I'm going to, like, die.
32:00This is a lot.
32:01Don't come at me because your husband's having an affair.
32:03What do I have to do with it?
32:04I don't give a shit if her husband's cheating on her.
32:07That's not my fucking problem.
32:08That's his problem.
32:09I've made that very crystal clear to her.
32:11So before she walked in, I needed to warn you.
32:16No, let's go.
32:17Okay, come on.
32:18All right.
32:18This woman's husband is a foot doctor
32:21and may have had an affair
32:22and Joellen may have let her know about the affair.
32:25They're coming back over here.
32:26Okay.
32:27You're sitting right here.
32:29I'm here.
32:30Hi, baby.
32:31I know we have an extra place card over here.
32:33I know we have an extra place card over here.
32:40Hi, ladies.
32:41Hi.
32:42How are we enjoying the cheese and meat?
32:44Do you guys want to wait a minute to put your food in?
32:46Oh, no.
32:46I know what I want.
32:47I want the grilled cheese.
32:48I'm going to do a cheese pizza.
32:50Well done.
32:51Cheese versus beef.
32:52I really don't want the bread.
32:54Can I get anybody anything else?
32:58Okay.
33:00You look really upset.
33:02You know, I'm not trying to be this awful, mean person,
33:06but this person tried to hurt me and my job.
33:10When you come after my work and my financial state,
33:14you're not just coming after me.
33:15You're coming after my children and my family.
33:17Gary pays the mortgage.
33:18I pay for every single other thing in the house.
33:20So to try to ruin that, that's not acceptable.
33:23Oh, wait.
33:24Rula's face is harming me.
33:26Rula?
33:28How are you?
33:29Hi.
33:31Hi, Lizzie.
33:32I'm so sorry.
33:33I'm not going to be able to make it today beautiful.
33:36I was at the urgent care for like two hours.
33:40She all right?
33:41Shut up, Alicia.
33:43Hi.
33:44Who cares?
33:45It sucks.
33:46I wanted to be there with you and have fun with everybody.
33:53Hoping to feel better.
33:55Well, feel better, Dolly.
33:57Bye-bye.
33:57Thanks for calling.
34:00What happened?
34:01Where was she?
34:02Oh, she was in bed.
34:03With a hat on and full glam.
34:05A hat and full glam.
34:06She's not sick.
34:07She gets headaches because she's stressed out from taking too much Ozymbic.
34:10Have a protein bar.
34:11Get a turkey leg from Ashley.
34:14I'm done.
34:15I don't want to talk about it anymore.
34:16I'm so hungry.
34:20I have a little game.
34:21I love a game.
34:22I feel like we've all said something.
34:24We've all heard something.
34:25I know I was talked about at the picnic.
34:29Never have I ever been a polygamist.
34:31I thought Kelsey was that.
34:32Like her boyfriend has a girlfriend here and a girlfriend in Florida, no?
34:36So like I have questions, but I think you have questions.
34:39Do you have questions?
34:40Do you have questions?
34:41No more talking about each other behind their backs.
34:45Let's bring it out on the table.
34:46I've been used to so many rumors about my relationship for the last decade of my life.
34:53All right.
34:53Everyone gets a box.
34:55Kelsey, you're creative.
34:56Everyone has questions about my relationship, about everyone else's relationship.
35:01I'm bringing the purifiers because it's time to clear the air.
35:03If you have questions, comments, concerns, something you've heard about any one of us,
35:09you're going to put it in the envelope and you're going to write the person that it goes to.
35:13And then we're all going to read our own box.
35:16Everything is anonymous.
35:17Oh my God, I got Sharpie on my nail.
35:19That'll never come out.
35:20I'm going to collect who wants to do the honors of being the first.
35:26Ashley, when did you lose your virginity?
35:29I was like on the verge of 30.
35:3329?
35:34I lost my virginity when I was 14.
35:39So 29.
35:40Something around there.
35:42Basically, I just wanted to wait for the right person.
35:48So I ended up being a virgin for a bit of a time.
35:52Alicia, did you hook up with Gary?
35:53Never.
35:54Not once.
35:56No, did you ever think I really hung up?
35:58I just didn't know.
35:59He's like a brother.
36:00I would know.
36:01Never.
36:01I've known Gary since I was like three years old.
36:03I prayed for him in communion.
36:04Like he was my prayer partner.
36:07Rosie's next.
36:08Oh, this is a good one.
36:09Did you have sex with the coach?
36:11Who wrote that?
36:12I don't know.
36:12Probably Joellen.
36:14I didn't.
36:14I think that's a big rumor about me.
36:16I've never even met him.
36:17No.
36:19Where'd that come from?
36:21I heard years ago that the coach was hooking up with a reporter.
36:24He probably was hooking up with a reporter, but I wasn't a reporter.
36:27I've never had an affair with a basketball coach.
36:30I've never even met him, okay?
36:33Don't believe everything you see on Reddit.
36:35I mean, Rich is barely my type.
36:36You think I'm going to date like an old man basketball coach?
36:39Give me a break.
36:42Are you a swinger?
36:43I hear this question often.
36:45I am not a swinger.
36:46Gary, they are not swingers.
36:48A few of my friends are swingers.
36:49Rhode Island's a big swing community.
36:51Huge.
36:51Tweets their own.
36:52I don't give a what they do.
36:53So I wish Gary would let me and him swing.
36:56We had a threesome once.
36:57My mom's going to hear this.
37:00Next.
37:01Are you dating?
37:06Everybody wants to know about your love life.
37:08Yeah, you know, it is a hot topic of conversation.
37:10I am not in a polygamous relationship.
37:12I have never been in a polygamous relationship.
37:16Hey, I didn't, I was just asking.
37:18And obviously, I want to have kids.
37:20I want to be married.
37:22The person that I've been with for 10 years
37:23will not give me that.
37:25So I am dating somebody else.
37:29Now you're saying that you do have two boyfriends.
37:32What?
37:33I'm cool.
37:33I'm happy.
37:34I'm content.
37:35I'm living life.
37:36Yes.
37:36Amen, sister.
37:38I did ask ChatGVT about this.
37:39So polygamy is if you're married.
37:43Polyamorous is when you're not.
37:44She has two boyfriends at one time.
37:46If this isn't polyamory, I don't know what is.
37:49The two people in my life are the most wonderful people.
37:52Whether I end up with either or, I would be very happy.
37:56As long as you're happy, you're a baby.
37:59That's what I'm doing.
38:00I know that you guys have had questions.
38:02Rosie, Alicia, but anyone has questions about her, ask.
38:06But why did you bring it up in the first place?
38:09I didn't bring up Kelsey in the first place.
38:13Yeah, you did.
38:14At the picnic.
38:15Did I say anything about her relationship?
38:18How is Kelsey?
38:19You know, she's going through a lot.
38:21What is she going through?
38:23You know, she's kind of like in between like what she wants to do for the future.
38:27We asked follow-up questions and you were like, well, we can't talk about it.
38:31We can't talk.
38:31You'll have to ask her.
38:32You didn't say anything negative, but you did bring it up.
38:35I think you gave the layup.
38:36You did open the door.
38:37I don't feel that I did that.
38:40I look at Kelsey as like a little sister.
38:42I know you do.
38:42So if I did, this is a Kelsey.
38:44I will a gajillion percent say I'm sorry.
38:47All she said would have been like, I was with Kelsey a lot this week because she's like not feeling
38:52great.
38:52You said Kelsey was going through it.
38:53I thank you, Ashley, for saying that because I did not say something to get a conversation going.
38:57When the conversation got going, I stopped it.
39:00And that's how I feel.
39:02Well, that's why we're here today.
39:04I think Joellen apologizing to me was like everything that I needed to hear.
39:08And I feel like what she's saying is genuine.
39:11So I hope that this is just kind of like a one and done and that's it.
39:16Next.
39:17I know it not true.
39:18Love you.
39:18But the news is H true.
39:21I was nervous right now.
39:23I can't.
39:23Cece, could I ask you to like translate?
39:25I love you.
39:26But is the news true?
39:29No, but like, I mean, what's the news?
39:33So you're having like an affair or something.
39:54Wow, these women talk about affairs.
39:58They talk about cheating scandals.
40:01This is definitely supposed to be a salacious game.
40:03Like you're supposed to air out dirty laundry.
40:06This is like the weirdest thing.
40:08Is that true?
40:11No.
40:14I have heard rumors of like a former romance with Liz's best friend.
40:19Like they were calling each other like 400 times a month or something like that.
40:23But like Liz is 56 years old.
40:25Like she's not really texting that much.
40:27I don't think.
40:28I'm asking for everybody else.
40:30I know it's not true.
40:31But we can pretend it is because it makes a great story.
40:34But no.
40:36My husband and I have a very close friend, Dino.
40:41He's my little brother.
40:43I love this person.
40:45We also had an unconventional friendship that people didn't understand.
40:49Was it completely right?
40:52No.
40:52Did we have this torrid affair?
40:54Eric, no.
40:55Did I have a sleep with this human?
40:56No.
40:58But he means a lot to me.
41:00I'm actually shocked that you of all people asked that.
41:03Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
41:05You grew up with us, Cece.
41:06You know.
41:08Sorry.
41:08Years ago, my husband took up sport fishing.
41:12Jerry was gone three weeks out of four.
41:16So when Jerry wasn't here, I'm always with Dino.
41:20I know people say they have this affair.
41:23Alicia should know it's all bullsh**t.
41:26She knows.
41:27Um, other people don't know my story.
41:29They want to, but time will tell.
41:33Listen, I'm happy we all came.
41:35I'm happy everyone conditioned and understands.
41:38And listen, I think this has been successful.
41:40Yeah.
41:41I do too.
41:42You know, it's a scary day when people can take rumors and ruin lives over it.
41:50With Alicia saying that rumor, she was co-signing on to a narrative that she knew was false.
41:56Look, they look at me like I'm scary, but a couple of these girls at the table.
42:04They're capable of much more scary things than I am.
42:12Next time on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
42:15Hi, baby.
42:15Phil's the other man that all these girls love to talk about.
42:19Welcome to Studio 54.
42:23Oh, yeah.
42:24If he's having an affair, that's not my problem.
42:26He's not having an affair.
42:27He is.
42:28Listen, listen.
42:29Ongoing rumors.
42:31Bye.
42:32F*** off, Kelsey.
42:34You're just staged as f*** me?
42:36This is not what I wanted.
42:36Well, why?
42:37You got more to hide than I do.
42:39What am I hiding?
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