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00:07Oh my god, Cynthia's not in this competition anymore.
00:12And I am so overcome with emotion.
00:15Holy shit.
00:17I really want to take a moment and like appreciate the artist and the like spectacular human being that is
00:23Cynthia Kiss.
00:24I have seen her from literally the first week she started drag.
00:28We've been with her since literally day one.
00:30Cynthia is such a star.
00:33She came in here, left her mark, and it all ends with a kiss.
00:38We love you so much, Cynthia.
00:41I love you so much.
00:43It was a little bit sad because the sisters had to go against each other, but they needed to be
00:49split up anyway, so.
00:50Fuck.
00:51Let's take a load off.
00:53Please, I need your love and energy.
00:55Yeah.
00:57Ugh.
00:59You're just split up.
01:01Were the nipples out the entire time I was performing?
01:03No.
01:04Performing?
01:04Were they out?
01:05I don't think so.
01:06Shit.
01:07This is absolutely the furthest thing that I would ever wear to perform.
01:11Yeah.
01:11So I was like, you know what?
01:12I just have to pretend like I'm wearing a fucking Beyonce leotard.
01:16A bodysuit.
01:17Yes.
01:17You know what?
01:17In retrospect, I probably should have fucking designed a bodysuit.
01:21If you asked me dead ass, did I think I was going to lip sync?
01:24No, I didn't.
01:25But that doesn't mean that when she gets on stage, honey, she's going to do it.
01:31I said I wanted to see you perform, bitch, and you did not disappoint?
01:35At all.
01:36We had that moment in between our eyes where it was like, oh, bitch, I'm not giving you half ass.
01:41Make some good TV.
01:42She's like, I'm going to give you 100.
01:43And I was like, I'm going to do it too.
01:45This is what I do.
01:46I am showing them that I deserve to be here and I want to be here.
01:51Congrats.
01:52Congratulations.
01:53Congrats to all of us.
01:53We're the top six.
01:54Yes, holy shit.
01:56The race is heating up.
01:58It is no longer a jog, so I'm switching to my sprinting shoes.
02:02Well, bitches, I need to get this motherfucking snake off this motherfucking body.
02:07Let's go.
02:08Let's do it.
02:10You know, I'm already half out of my fucking costume.
02:12Might as well just rip it open.
02:15Ah!
02:18Ew!
02:19You look like I haven't slept.
02:21We haven't.
02:22Let's be real.
02:25Who wants to have a slumber party?
02:28Ha ha ha ha!
02:31No one?
02:31Okay.
02:33The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives a sickening supply of beauty products from Shoppers Drug Mart
02:38and a cash prize of $100,000.
02:40With Amanda Bruegel, Brad Goreski, and Brooklyn Heights.
02:47With tonight's extra special guest judge, Emma Hunter.
02:51It's the best, yeah.
02:52It's the best, yeah.
02:52It's the best, yeah.
02:52It's the best, yeah.
02:53It's the best.
02:56It's the best.
03:00It's the best.
03:07It's the best.
03:10It holds for me.
03:11Maybe another win?
03:12Well, I guess we have to say congratulations for this bitch.
03:16Yay!
03:17She won the ball!
03:18She won another design challenge.
03:20Yes.
03:21As she should have.
03:22So, I was in the top, but I didn't win.
03:25I feel a little disappointed, especially considering the amount of work that I put in each look.
03:30Good for you.
03:31You really worked that underwear and just draped it.
03:33Ah ha!
03:35That height of design, I must say.
03:36Oh, thank you.
03:37I made a whole fitted dress, and Isis wore black underwear with chains.
03:43No wig, nothing.
03:44A five-year-old child can do that.
03:47You know, I was really bitter at first, you know.
03:49At first.
03:52She is not happy with me.
03:54We were all friends, and all of a sudden, now everybody wants to attack me.
03:57But it's okay.
03:58Come for me, bitches.
04:00Come for me.
04:01At the end of the day, it is what it is, you know.
04:03You won, and it's, let's move on.
04:05Amen.
04:06Amen.
04:07I'm...
04:08Here we go.
04:09Oh!
04:10Canada.
04:11Sheen and I already didn't have hers.
04:13Hey, queens.
04:14Hey!
04:15You bring the beef, she'll bring the buns, and if her grill is busted, make her eat it.
04:24That makes no sense.
04:27Bonjour, mes fashionistas!
04:30Hi!
04:31Hi!
04:32Come on!
04:33You know, queens, some things never go out of style.
04:36A little black dress, a pair of white briefs, and of course, reading to filth everything your
04:42sisters wear.
04:42Here.
04:44I'm ready.
04:45Oh, no!
04:45That's why, in this week's mini challenge, I'm inviting each of you to sound off on the
04:51highs and lows of this season's fashion moments on my new show, Fashion Police!
04:59Ooh!
05:00You get it?
05:01I get it.
05:02I get it.
05:02Come on, Joan!
05:03In groups of two, you'll join me in the studio to toot and boo some of the most memorable
05:09looks of the season.
05:12Girl, feelings gonna be hurt!
05:13This is an improv challenge, and you'll be judged individually.
05:17So, if you want to win, you better bring the funny, honey.
05:21Now, go!
05:23What?
05:25Ah!
05:26Excuse me.
05:27The chaos!
05:28Come on, bearded queen.
05:30Is she feeling gorgeous?
05:32Dang.
05:35Hey, everyone.
05:36I'm Brad Goreski, and you're watching Fashion Police, the show where we gag over and drag
05:43Canada's drag race most famous looks.
05:48We said yellow.
05:49Indeed.
05:50So, what did you think of Isis's glampshade look?
05:54Did it light you up, or did it turn you off?
05:57You know, we do love yellow, and usually I like to let that mellow, but this bitch,
06:01I'm gonna flush down the fucking toilet.
06:03I don't know who she is, but she looks like a winner to me.
06:06Oh, yeah?
06:07Would you say she's sophisticated?
06:09Some may say, some may not.
06:11Hairful bitch.
06:13T-t-tacky.
06:14Did I say that already?
06:15Girl.
06:16Woo!
06:17Next, girl.
06:18Next up, who wore it better?
06:20Holy hell edition.
06:21Which reveal made you squeal?
06:24Yeah, that was predictable.
06:26You know, this is very when you order it online and when it arrives.
06:33The devil is in the details.
06:35And where are the details, Kendall?
06:38Shady, shady lady.
06:40Let me tell you something about Pythia.
06:42All those hands reaching for all those no places, baby.
06:45Pythia wins.
06:46Hands down.
06:47The delusion of her fashion is greater than her execution.
06:51Pythia later.
06:52Okay.
06:53Next up, it's Kimora's homage to Deborah Cox.
06:56What do you think?
06:57Hmm.
06:59Very big bird going to Sesame Street Gala.
07:02Doesn't ruffle my feathers.
07:03Oh.
07:04Let's just say.
07:05It's fab, girl.
07:06Let me tell you.
07:06The feathers.
07:07The stones.
07:08Yes.
07:08The fringe.
07:09Yes.
07:09It's over.
07:11Tens, tens, tens, tens across the board.
07:14It's the first time her outfit has been louder than her mouth.
07:17Next up, it's another who wore it better.
07:20This time, it's the queens who stopped traffic.
07:24Do not enter Pythia because she is what?
07:27Sickening.
07:27She's on point, I might say.
07:29She's got a cone head.
07:30It's a traffic do, not a traffic don't.
07:33Exactly.
07:33This old thing.
07:35This bitch just keeps on winning in all these toots and boots, but that's no big deal.
07:39That's totally fine.
07:41Last up, we have Geometrics Premier Party Eleganza.
07:46Oh.
07:47Well, she's clearly playing with fucking shapes and that's a rectangle.
07:51Definitely a choice.
07:52It is.
07:53Look at her face.
07:53She's not even convincing herself.
07:55I'm in love with the hair, though.
07:57Are you?
07:58No.
07:59Well, that's all the time we have for today.
08:02Thanks for watching.
08:03Say it with me.
08:06Fashion.
08:08Please.
08:10That was great.
08:11We really are a trio.
08:12We are.
08:13Who's the Beyonce?
08:17Dolls, you were all she-larious.
08:19But one of you was right on the funny.
08:23The winner of this week's mini challenge is...
08:27Kendall gender.
08:29Oh, my God.
08:30Yay!
08:31Yay!
08:32Yay!
08:32Yay!
08:33What the fuck?
08:34Y'all said I was basic?
08:36Who won the fashion reading challenge, bitch?
08:39You've won a $2,500 cash tip courtesy of the men's room.
08:45Come on, men's room.
08:47Yes.
08:47Thank you so much.
08:48Now that you've burnt each other to a crisp, it's time for the main course.
08:53For this week's maxi challenge, we will be having a roast.
08:58Oh, no.
09:00A comedy challenge.
09:02Even though I don't eat meat, I am ready to roast, bitch.
09:05And our guest of dishonor is none other than Queen of the North, Brooklyn Heights.
09:12Oh, my God.
09:14Oh, no.
09:16I love Brooklyn.
09:18I don't want to roast her.
09:20Oh, bitch.
09:21Brooke don't smile.
09:23The bitch can't smile no more.
09:25So, this is gonna be difficult.
09:26You'll be mentored by myself and the hilarious Emma Hunter.
09:33Thank God we have a comedy specialist to help us.
09:37We are not comedy queens.
09:38None of us.
09:39And queens, everyone is fair game for a cookin'.
09:43So, don't hold back.
09:45I will.
09:46Kendall Gender, as winner of the mini challenge, you will be choosing the performance order.
09:53Racers, start your engines.
09:55And may the best drag queen win.
10:01So, it is time to kind of figure out what order everyone wants, what we're thinking.
10:07Where would you like to go?
10:08I will say, I do want to be the first.
10:10Oh.
10:11Set the tone, set the mood.
10:12I'm kind of at the bottom of the competition right now.
10:15This week is my time to prove why they saved me last week.
10:19And who the fuck Kendall Gender is, bitch.
10:22I want to be number one.
10:23I'm really shocked by Kendall.
10:25I know for sure I wouldn't like to open.
10:27It's definitely the biggest risk.
10:29The two coveted spots are always at the beginning and the end.
10:32I will say, in my head, I was leaning towards one of you at the end.
10:37Just for like the strength.
10:38Just for like the comedy talks and the kind of like delivery and power.
10:42It's flattering and also probably conniving.
10:44This bitch probably has it out for me.
10:46They're setting me up.
10:47I know it.
10:48It's okay.
10:49I'll take it.
10:50I'll take it.
10:51You want to take it?
10:51I'll take it.
10:52Second up, we have Adriana.
10:53Yeah.
10:54Third, we have geometric.
10:56Me, me, me.
10:56Fourth, we have pithia.
10:58And then that would put you five.
10:59Let's be honest.
11:00I'm probably just going to be absolutely hilarious.
11:03So, girl put me wherever.
11:04I got it.
11:05All right, bitches.
11:06Let's get these jokes on the road.
11:08Do it.
11:12I didn't realize how much thought goes behind comedy routines.
11:17It is an art in itself that I am not very well versed in.
11:20You want to make sure that not only you laugh, but everyone's laughing with you even though it's a little
11:25bit of a dick.
11:26Yeah.
11:26And it doesn't cross that line.
11:28Right.
11:28That fine line.
11:29And girl, that line is fine.
11:32Is covers a brand?
11:34I think again.
11:34I've never written comedy.
11:37I barely know how to do jokes in English.
11:41This challenge is killing me.
11:46Hi.
11:47Hi.
11:49Hi.
11:49Now it's time for some comedy coaching with Brad and Emma Hunter.
11:53She is one funny bitch.
11:55Can I ask how the joke writing has been going so far?
11:58I think so far so good.
12:00I do host a lot of events, so I'm hoping that I can kind of translate that into a comedy
12:06challenge.
12:06Well, can we see what we prepare?
12:08Is that okay?
12:08I can't wait to hear your material.
12:10Absolutely.
12:11Hello.
12:11Bonjour.
12:12Hi.
12:12And welcome to the roast of Brooklyn Heights.
12:14You know, sometimes I feel like you're a little bit harsh on me, but I finally realized why.
12:21It's because out of drag, I kind of look like Evie Audley.
12:26God, that must be stressful for you.
12:27The PTSD must be really real.
12:30It does kind of make me laugh though.
12:38Doesn't sound as good with only two people.
12:40I love your energy.
12:41I think it's exactly what we're looking for in a rose.
12:44Because it's the first joke.
12:45Yeah.
12:46We're like taking you in, taking in your look, taking in your vibe.
12:49So the faster you can get to the punchline, the better.
12:51Just for the first joke, right?
12:52And then we're like, oh, funny.
12:54Okay, let's go.
12:54Okay.
12:54I think you have our trust.
12:55Totally.
12:56Amanda Bruegel.
12:57You know, we were very thankful you took time out of your busy schedule creating a show
13:02that only 50-year-old white women actually watch to be with us here tonight.
13:07I think you can go a little bit further.
13:12Oh.
13:12I don't know if it's roasty enough, but your foundation is great.
13:16You have sort of a sweet, innocent face, which lets you get away with your rude stuff.
13:25Hi.
13:25It's Adriana.
13:28Sorry, yo.
13:29Hi.
13:30I know that I'm not the best in improv.
13:32We've seen it.
13:33But I want the judges to see that I am funny.
13:37I really want to surprise them.
13:39I want to start by thanking Amanda for being here.
13:42Because otherwise I would have felt in fucking Whoville or some Tim Burton creepy white shit.
13:48Um, Brad Goresky, the homosexual major of Whoville, the gay poodle of bitches.
13:57I love how you make me feel when you enter the room.
14:00Um, that smell of silicone lube poppers and bad decisions just gets me every time.
14:07Okay, hold on one sec.
14:09Uh, I think we can start chit-chatting.
14:11Yeah, I think it might be a good idea to get some feedback.
14:15There's a couple of parts that I think meander a little bit.
14:18We need that joke.
14:19We need that me.
14:21Sit.
14:23Miss Brooklyn Heights.
14:24The first time that I saw her in the workroom, I thought for a minute that I was competing in
14:29fucking Dragular shit.
14:31She just came and, my queens.
14:34What the fuck?
14:37Okay, okay, okay.
14:38Yeah, good.
14:39Uh, fuck.
14:44Remember, and I'm saying this because I love Adriana.
14:47She's so gorgeous and confident.
14:49Remember, that's who's delivering this roast, right?
14:52Yeah.
14:52So don't forget her spirit in there as well.
14:55Thanks so much.
14:56Thank you very much.
14:59Adriana.
15:01Bless.
15:04Kamara Amor.
15:05So how do you feel?
15:06I am, uh, a nervous public speaker.
15:09Oh.
15:10But I love comedy.
15:13If there is any challenge for me to win, I feel like it's this one.
15:17Let's see what you got.
15:18So I'm starting with thanking Isis because she is the one that is before me.
15:22For all of you that don't know Isis, bitch complains about everything.
15:26Almost like she's a rapper.
15:28My neck.
15:29My back.
15:30Girl, if she had an ass, we'd be talking about her crack too.
15:33Yes!
15:34Woohoo!
15:35And we're off.
15:36That's funny.
15:37Did you cut out pussy for a reason?
15:40Yeah.
15:40Okay.
15:41Because I didn't, I wasn't too sure if I was allowed to say it.
15:43You can say pussy, so you can actually make it funnier.
15:45Okay.
15:46I think.
15:46All right.
15:47I love pussy.
15:50You already have great energy, but remember what we said about Snatch Game?
15:54About nuances too.
15:55Yes.
15:55And this needs to get the flow, the rhythm.
15:57My concept for this is hit him hard and hit him quit.
16:01Pathea.
16:02Bitch is so Greek, she shits yogurt.
16:05Babe, you wanna be Muhammad Ali out there.
16:07Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
16:10Hi!
16:11Hi!
16:11Oh my gosh, hi!
16:12I like to think of myself as a funny person, but I've never done a roast or live comedy.
16:17So the pressure is on.
16:19What a wonderful crowd.
16:20Makes a newbie feel very appreciated.
16:23Oh yeah, did I mention?
16:24This is my very first time doing this.
16:26I bet Brooke can't remember the last time she said those words.
16:30Wait, I'm gonna say it in Greek.
16:33Maybe it's funnier.
16:35No?
16:36Okay.
16:37You're a hoe, is what I'm saying.
16:41Cool.
16:42Damn, your blonde wigs are really seeping in, aren't they?
16:46Um, cool.
16:47I wouldn't start with the I'm not good at this or this is my first time.
16:51There's a thing sometimes with roasts, comedy stuff where people go, I'm really nervous or I hope this goes well.
16:56And everybody goes, oh fuck, this is gonna be bad.
16:58Yeah.
16:58So don't let us, eh.
17:00I'm amazing.
17:00This is gonna be so funny.
17:02You know, just get to it.
17:03Up next, the queen who fell in the discount BDSM rack of a sex shop and won a design challenge.
17:08She is a true testament that anyone can make it these days.
17:11Isis couture.
17:12I love it!
17:13Great.
17:14Yes!
17:14I love it.
17:15I love it.
17:15Yeah, you should have seen her look last week.
17:17You wouldn't have loved it.
17:18Do I sense a little shade?
17:19A little, a little bit.
17:21Listen girl, throw it into your roast.
17:23Ah!
17:24Ah!
17:25She has arrived!
17:26No, she has arrived.
17:28It's Isis couture.
17:30How did you find the process of writing jokes?
17:33I just looked around the room and realized how terrible everybody was.
17:36Oh, she.
17:37Oh, we're starting early.
17:39What?
17:39Oh my goodness, it's getting hot.
17:40What?
17:41Welcome again to the roast of Miss Brick Lynn Heights.
17:44Brick as in the face, Lynn as in that's a lot of fill in.
17:49Mother blink.
17:50One blink for moisture, two blinks for health.
17:54Yeah?
17:55No?
17:56Is that fucking no?
17:57I would not do individual parts of her name, but like, Brooklyn Heights.
18:01The blankety-blank-a-blank.
18:03Okay.
18:03Or go after something else of her.
18:04Okay.
18:04Her makeup, her song.
18:06Someone skipped that?
18:07Yeah.
18:09Um, I kid, I kid.
18:10Mother, you are the absolute beauty.
18:12And as the fairy tale goes, we have beauty and the beasts.
18:16And I point towards the sisters.
18:18Please follow my hand as I direct your eyes to the dog show to my right.
18:23I'm slightly nervous because they weren't really laughing.
18:27Is that too mean?
18:29No.
18:29I'm not sure I follow.
18:30I don't want my cardio tomorrow to be me trying to find my way to your punchline.
18:34Okay.
18:35For sure.
18:35This is like, boom, boom, boom, get out.
18:37It's just a massive thing with time because you're going to take some time away from your
18:41sister.
18:42Yeah, I need to edit.
18:43For sure.
18:43It's definitely going to be a long night.
18:46There she is.
18:48Geometric.
18:49Hi.
18:50This is my first time reading jokes that I have written.
18:54And, um, definitely outside of my comfort zone.
18:58Um, so my entrance line is, who brought the gravy?
19:01Just kidding, girls.
19:02I'm here.
19:03Okay.
19:04That's cute.
19:04Calling myself the gravy.
19:06Okay.
19:06Um, we have for, um, for Brad, we have, Brad, you're like the corn on the cob.
19:12I'd love to butter you up, sprinkle some sugar on you and scream, yes, daddy, give me all
19:17your money.
19:19No.
19:20Okay.
19:21Okay.
19:21First of all, who put sugar on corn?
19:24I was making like a sugar daddy reference.
19:26Oh, I was out at sugar.
19:29That's not a rose.
19:30What else do you have?
19:32Um, okay.
19:33Um, Emma, you're like the aunt who shows up, but no one knows what side of the family you
19:37belong to.
19:38You can sit with the kids tonight.
19:41No.
19:42This is what I think you're saying is, you don't think you're a joke writer, so you don't
19:45want to write the jokes.
19:46I think I'm struggling with being mean.
19:49When I was younger, I had a lot of like anger issues.
19:53I did not like the way that I was treating other people and I've worked so hard to like
19:58push away from like being this mean person.
20:02I feel like this is like the most shaky I've been in the competition.
20:07This is like the challenge that I knew was going to be the toughest for me.
20:11You're a queen and you have confidence.
20:13And every time you start telling a joke, I feel like you shrink back.
20:16Fuck it.
20:16Who cares?
20:17Just bring it.
20:18Now is like make or break time and you've got it all in you.
20:22So like step your fucking pussy up and write us a good roast.
20:25Gotcha.
20:26And wear a leotard with two legs.
20:34It's elimination day and it is rose day and I feel medium rare.
20:42Do you guys feel like when you get in drag, you have this sort of like power of like a
20:47thousand people?
20:47You know what I mean?
20:48Like you're this sort of presence.
20:50Oh yeah, absolutely.
20:51It's becoming a superhero.
20:52Yes, exactly.
20:53You're becoming a superhero.
20:54This is part of like why I do drag and the reason why I named myself after such like a
20:58respected figure in my culture.
21:00Back home in Greece, being a feminine person is very taboo, especially as someone who is more masculine presenting.
21:05And for me to claim that name is a way to sort of own back that femininity that was taken
21:11away from me as a young child.
21:12You know, when you're when you're put down so much for like being who you are, the moment that we
21:17get to create something and like be the writer, be the director and be the star of it.
21:22It's so empowering.
21:23I would say the only struggle to that sometimes is like then getting out of drag.
21:27Yeah.
21:27And feeling inadequate.
21:29Yeah, girl.
21:29There's like this social pressure in the gay community, not being hunk enough, not being skinny enough.
21:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:37It takes a toll because that idea that you're not enough to be a gay man.
21:43You're too fat.
21:44You're too femme.
21:45You're too this.
21:46You're too that.
21:46It's difficult because when I'm Kimora, baby, I'm a stowa.
21:49Out of drag, I am probably just a really big nerd.
21:54Justin is very quiet and reserved.
21:56And Kimora is this out of the world person who is like my alter ego.
22:02No matter what, like that power that we have in drag is available to us out of drag too.
22:06Because we are that person no matter what.
22:08Maybe not physically.
22:09Maybe we don't have like 30 pounds of makeup on and like a two stacked wigs.
22:14But like, you know, we still have that power.
22:15I do enjoy 30 pounds of makeup.
22:17We know.
22:19Well, bitches, thank God drag has given us some tough skin.
22:23And baby, when we roast, I hope Brooklyn has just as tough as skin because we gonna eat her the
22:28fuck alive.
22:29She does.
22:30Yes.
22:30Have you seen her up close?
22:31Boom.
22:49Alright.
22:50Go,, girl!
22:51Put the bass in your walk.
22:53Head to toe.
22:55Let your whole body chop.
22:57Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
23:00She's always got a plan and she'll always take your man.
23:04It's TV's Amanda Bruegel.
23:06Under his eye.
23:08Which one?
23:09That one.
23:11He's the only man suited to be here.
23:14It's Brad Goreski.
23:15Hi Brooklyn.
23:16Brad, have you ever had a roast?
23:18Oh, I love a good rump roast.
23:20Oh, what about a spit roast?
23:21Oh, I don't think I've ever had one of those.
23:24That really surprises me.
23:26Me too.
23:26And it's Canada's funny honey, Emma Hunter.
23:30Hi.
23:31How hard do those queens make you laugh?
23:33So hard that I peed a little.
23:35In fact, I'm peeing right now.
23:37This week, we challenged our queens to heat up the competition in the first ever Canada's Drag Race Roast of
23:44me.
23:46Racers, start your engines.
23:49And may the best drag queen win.
23:56First up, Kendall Gender.
23:59Hello, bonjour, hi, and welcome to the roast of Brooklyn Heights.
24:04Let's say hello to our judges.
24:07Hi, Emma.
24:08Hi.
24:09Oh my god, Emma, did you know that this week I actually won the mini challenge?
24:13It's true, it was this really intense acting challenge where I had to pretend to actually know who the fuck
24:18you were when they said you were friends this week.
24:20I know, I was all like, ah!
24:23And scene.
24:26And hello, Wendy Williams!
24:29So happy to see you.
24:30My goodness, I mean Amanda Bruegel, my bad.
24:35Must be all those bodysuits that I wear.
24:36They really cut off the circulation to the brain.
24:40I am just so happy that you took time out of your busy schedule of creating a show that only
24:4450-year-old white women actually watch to be with us today.
24:49Speaking of 50-year-old white women, hi, Brad!
24:52Hi!
24:53Oh my god, Kendall, work.
24:55She is on fire.
24:57Brad is a fashion stylist.
24:59It basically means that he's not talented enough to be a fashion designer, and yet he's too ugly to be
25:04an actual celebrity.
25:05Aw!
25:06Did you know that Brad is actually my middle name?
25:09No!
25:10I know!
25:11I'm sorry for that useless bit of information.
25:14Almost as useless as getting a makeup critique from a drag queen that doesn't even paint her own fucking face.
25:19Ooh!
25:20Brooklyn Heights, everybody!
25:24When we were getting an explanation about this whole roast, they were like,
25:28the roast is gonna be about the icon, the legend, the star, the queen of the north!
25:33And I, like everyone, assumed that meant Priyanka.
25:37But no, no!
25:39They meant the queen that gave herself that title instead of actually winning the fucking crown!
25:46Ooh!
25:48Speaking of people that will never win the crown, please prepare yourself for the mediocre comedic stylings of Adriana!
25:58It is an honor to be here to do some juicy Brooklyn Heights cooking, yes!
26:04Mmm!
26:05We have very special guests tonight, but I want to start by thanking our adorable, sorry,
26:13I want to start by thanking our more affordable, but not less lovable, Michelle Visage Amanda Bruegel.
26:19Oh!
26:20Because without you, this panel would be wider than 50s dancing!
26:25Brooklyn, I see so much of myself in you.
26:29I mean, you're quiet, beautiful, but still a fucking bitch!
26:34You told me last week that you saw my versatility, but were you blind the whole season?
26:38I've never topped and bottomed so hard in my life!
26:42I mean, I'm sure you have, Brad, but no, I haven't!
26:46And it hurts!
26:48I am like Cynthia Kendall and Gia's trio, just destroyed!
26:55Back to Trinity the talk.
26:56You are an icon, a role model, just judging these bitches and looking like the youngest fucking cock destroyer!
27:05Those are motherfucking ghosts!
27:10What's up, y'all?
27:11What's up?
27:12My name is Geometric.
27:14Take in this beauty, honey!
27:18I am painted, I am snatched, the tape is tight.
27:23Brooklyn, take note, last week I saw your tape flapping in the wind.
27:27We don't want that.
27:31That's all we're gonna say, yes.
27:33Now, one thing I like to say about my beauty is that it does not make me funny,
27:38but it sure gets me a lot of dick, bitches!
27:41Yeah!
27:43I have had so many dicks in my mouth.
27:47Gia is on the struggle bus.
27:50She gags, but damn, does it feel good!
27:54No, no!
27:54I'm not buying a ticket to that show.
27:56I am scared, I wanna go home, I need an adult.
28:00And now, the guest of honor, Brooklyn Heights.
28:05Let's talk about your face.
28:08Oh, pardon me, your new face.
28:11It reminds me of one of those pussycat wall clocks.
28:14Made of cheap, hard plastic, and all that moves are the wonky, shifty eyes.
28:20It's like, did you smell burnt toast?
28:24The claws are out, mama.
28:27Ya old bitch!
28:28Your face is so stiff, if I had a rock, we could knock them together to make a fire!
28:36Then we could actually get this roast cooking!
28:39Am I right?
28:43Thank you, thank you so much for the warm welcome.
28:46I'm Greek, right?
28:46So, when I heard roast, I thought, like, the whole Greek Easter shebang.
28:50And with all the grease paint on the guest judge, it might as well be!
28:55As drag queens, we have a lot of cover-up techniques, so ask us for some tips if you need.
29:00Just don't ask Adriana.
29:02Ya, she's a little rough.
29:03A little, a little.
29:07Let's see.
29:08And the honored guest of the night, Miss Brooklyn Heights.
29:12Bitch, I am so scared to roast you in this environmental crisis,
29:15because what if the ozone layer makes more holes with all the chemicals burning off?
29:20It's so hard to take advice from her sometimes, because, yeah, her face doesn't move.
29:24She's like, make me laugh.
29:29I'm still waiting.
29:31I know, I'm like, I'm like...
29:35You're not laughing?
29:36Well, you know what?
29:37We weren't laughing with your Snatch Game either.
29:40Celine Dion, more like Celine, be gone.
29:44Anyways, I believe we are running out of time, so give it up for Isis Couture.
29:53Thank you so much, Pythia, for that hilarious roast.
29:58Since we're roasting, I'm going to try one on you.
30:00Are you ready?
30:03Pythia, you're this week's design challenge winner.
30:06Oh, my God.
30:10Tell me how bad of a designer I am.
30:12Tell me, I want it.
30:13A wide lens and a warning would really help out this cast.
30:17Could you imagine this pack of bulldog-looking heifers running around loose in the world?
30:23They are the reason we spay and neuter our pets.
30:26But enough about the cast of Snow Dogs and Kimora as Cuba Gooding Jr.
30:33Baby, baby!
30:39Now to the judges.
30:41Brad, not only are you an accomplished designer, you're also a wonderful author.
30:47The book was called Born to be Brad.
30:50Let's all pause for the sheer genius that is the title of that book.
30:56Just think about it.
30:57He was, like, born and then named, like, Brad, so he was, like, born to be Brad.
31:08Emma Hunter, the host of Pop Quiz.
31:12Since Emma seems to enjoy playing games, let's play one ourselves.
31:16I'll give you all five seconds to Google, who the fuck is Emma Hunter?
31:21The winner gets Emma Hunter.
31:24You're welcome, Emma.
31:26I hope your stay here was comfortable, whoever you are.
31:31That bitch is funny.
31:33I'm fucking good at this.
31:36Girl, you're not even getting to Brooklyn in a roast about Brooklyn.
31:44Where are the Brooklyn jokes?
31:47Now to the man of the hour.
31:50That raw-throated dumpster fire of a monstrosity you called Celine
31:54is almost as bad as that cock destroyer of a throat you used to sing that single.
31:59Ra-ti-ti-di-ti-ta.
32:01All, oh, I'm done?
32:03Oh, no.
32:05Oh, my God, and we're done?
32:07Oh, I have two more pages.
32:09I just want to do the rest of my jokes.
32:11Thank you so much.
32:14Isis went over her fucking time.
32:16Light was blinking, bitch.
32:17Light was blinking.
32:19Thank you, Isis Couture.
32:21For all of you who don't know Isis,
32:24she is the motherfucking grumpiest drag queen ever.
32:27This bitch complains about pain like no one's business.
32:32She thinks she's like a rapper from the year 2000.
32:35My neck, my back.
32:37If this bitch had an ass, we'd be hearing about her pussy and her crack too.
32:44Speaking of sisters, Kendall Gender is here.
32:47If Drake and Drag is your fantasy, look no further.
32:53Adriana, do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
32:58No.
32:58See? You fucking suck.
33:02That was mean.
33:03And now our panel.
33:05Oh, God.
33:05Stacy Mackenzie is here.
33:09What?
33:11Amanda Bruegel?
33:12From that show with the bitches with the hoods?
33:13Oh, I'm not fucking with her.
33:16Brad Gursky, everyone.
33:18Brad, I'd ask who you're wearing,
33:20but it's clear to me that you're being dressed by little trolls made of candy.
33:24Because every fucking time I look at you, I taste a fucking rainbow.
33:30And now, for the maid of honor,
33:33first runner-up to Evie Audley, Miss Brooklyn Heights.
33:36Brooke, I have to thank you for setting the bar so low on Snatch Game.
33:42But really, all jokes aside, Brooke, you are the pride and joy of Canada.
33:48Aw.
33:48It's a shame it took 15 cc's of hyaluronic acid for you to look this fucking stunning.
33:55Bitch, let me tell you something.
33:56Your face is fucking full like a bottom in a bathhouse.
34:01Wow, okay.
34:03Watching Kimora, this is just, like, definitely not what I expected.
34:08I am Kimora Amor, and I am here in the same motherfucking hair.
34:13Why? Because I fucking bought it.
34:16Good night.
34:17Thank you very much.
34:19And this was a roast of Miss Brooklyn Heights.
34:27Category is Dungeons and Drag Queens.
34:30First up, Geometric.
34:33Oh, it's Lizard Maguire.
34:34She is serving you Lizard Queen.
34:38Watch out, because her tail might trip ya.
34:40This look is one in a chameleon.
34:42I'm taking it slow and letting them know that I have nowhere to be but right here.
34:49Next up, Adriana.
34:51Ooh, creature from the Gay Lagoon.
34:53I'm walking that runway, giving you haute couture fashion.
34:57This mix of insect, animal, fish.
35:01It's weird mixed with beauty, and I feel fantastic!
35:06She's really fishing for compliments with this one.
35:09Isis Couture.
35:11I am the evil queen.
35:13Introducing her royal vagesty.
35:16I am wearing a custom crown that I made myself.
35:19I want the judges to know what it would look like when they put the crown on my head.
35:24Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the draggiest of them all?
35:28It's me!
35:29I want to show them that I am that bitch.
35:33Next, Kendall Gender.
35:35I am stomping this runway like I am heading straight to Mordor, bitch.
35:40I'm giving you sexy, sexy elf.
35:42Shimmering from head to toe.
35:44I'd put that elf on my shelf.
35:46She's gonna steal the kingdom and your man.
35:49She is the lord of the cock rings.
35:54Kimora Amor.
35:55I am the raven.
35:57She's dark. She's mysterious.
35:59She's sequined and feathered to the holy high heavens.
36:02Chirp, chirp, bitch.
36:03Did she just flip me the bird?
36:05Baby, I am fluttering. I am flowing those wings.
36:09This bitch can fly.
36:10I can always use a good wing woman.
36:12And finally, Pathea.
36:14I am strotting down the runway wearing a beautiful Victorian maidens outfit.
36:18Then, bam!
36:20I am a centaur.
36:23Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Horse Race.
36:26I made this whole thing.
36:27It's a living, walking, drag puppet.
36:30Oh, you can tell she loves to be ridden bareback.
36:32So do I.
36:37Welcome back, you fucking bitches.
36:40It is now time for the judges' critiques.
36:43First up, Isis Couture.
36:45Yesterday, I was definitely a little worried about you.
36:49Okay.
36:50And tonight, big fucking plot twist.
36:53You really came through, and you made the crowd laugh.
36:56You might not know my name, but I fucking know yours, because that was incredible.
37:01You took every note we said, you applied them, and then you slayed, and the confidence was just pouring out
37:06of you.
37:07The only issue was time.
37:08I know.
37:09You gotta stick to the time.
37:10You went on too long, and unfortunately, rules are there for a reason.
37:13And you didn't get to me in time.
37:15Yeah.
37:16And it was about me.
37:17It was about me.
37:18But just to see you open up and see you have this personality is amazing.
37:22You were comfortable and confident, and you finally were the person that we knew was in there.
37:29Kimora Amor.
37:30Hello.
37:31So I'm gonna start with your look.
37:33In the roast was the most beautiful I've ever seen you.
37:36And your look on the runway tonight.
37:37I love aspects of it.
37:39I think the wings are beautiful.
37:40I know you love a feather.
37:41But it does not fit well.
37:43And I think that's number one thing for a nude illusion.
37:46Also, I know you're going for a fantasy thing, but I can't even really see your eyes, because your eyelashes
37:51are so heavy.
37:52In terms of the roast, yesterday, I thought you were so clearly the front runner.
37:57I thought the jokes were great.
37:58I thought the energy was great.
37:59And then ta-da!
38:01Atta, where are you?
38:04You came out and you were so serious.
38:06There were a couple of really funny ones in there, but it was just low energy for me.
38:10That was my attempt of trying to do levels, because everyone knows me.
38:14I'm at 100 all the time.
38:17But you didn't do levels.
38:18You did a different level, and then you just stayed there.
38:22Geometric.
38:22Hi, Amanda.
38:23I love this look.
38:26It's a swamp thing, but very chic.
38:28And I felt your runway was very confident.
38:30I'm really enjoying the fantasy tonight, but your roast didn't really work.
38:36You spent almost two minutes talking about yourself.
38:40Take in this beauty, honey!
38:44Which was kind of funny, but it was not really the roast.
38:49A lot of the jokes seemed mean-spirited.
38:51Don't get upset.
38:52I'm not offended.
38:53I'm fine.
38:53This was a very challenging week for me.
38:57I've put so much time into growing as a person and to not be mean.
39:03It's absolutely terrifying not knowing the lines of crude, cruel, witty.
39:09It's this dance you have to do.
39:10Was it a little harsh at times?
39:12For sure.
39:12But the one thing I really loved was your commitment.
39:17Adriana.
39:18Hi.
39:19Tell me about this runway look.
39:21This is a Thierry Mugler replica.
39:24Wow.
39:25You look beautiful.
39:25It's stunning.
39:26It's breathtaking.
39:27I'm a little torn because it is a recreation.
39:30And this is Drag Race and I kind of want to see your drag.
39:33Your roast was hit and miss.
39:36It was a bit awkward at the beginning because I could tell you were incredibly nervous and you kept referring
39:40to your notes.
39:41But then you hit a stride and you lifted yourself back up and powered through.
39:45I can't believe yesterday versus today.
39:49I think you took the notes like a champion.
39:51My hat goes off to you.
39:52Kendall Gender.
39:54Hello.
39:55I just, I don't know.
39:57I wasn't like super into it.
40:00I was obsessed with it.
40:03Oh my goodness.
40:04Girl, you showed up.
40:06You went first.
40:07You assigned yourself to go first.
40:08And you really just knocked it out of the park.
40:11You got us all into it immediately.
40:12You grabbed us with the first joke.
40:14To me it felt like you've been doing roasts for a while.
40:17Which is annoying because I've been doing it for decades.
40:20You were so prepared.
40:22I think you're the only person who was off book.
40:24It was quick.
40:25And you made some really funny jokes.
40:26Like about Priyanka being the Queen of the North.
40:28That's hysterical.
40:29Because she's not.
40:30Oh.
40:31Like that's what made it even funnier.
40:32You're always beautiful.
40:34But style wise, that look for me was your sweet spot.
40:39In terms of your runway tonight, I think that you definitely fit the criteria for what we're doing.
40:45This is very fantasy.
40:47I could see this character in a video game.
40:49So I enjoyed that part of it.
40:51I'll take it.
40:51Pathea.
40:52Hello.
40:53You've got a little, there's a little something behind you.
40:55Oh.
40:57This whole thing.
40:58I've seen a lot of reveals and I was not expecting it.
41:01I love the humor and excitement and just creativity you bring to the runway.
41:07I am not a Dungeons and Dragons person because I was always too busy getting laid and doing drugs.
41:15But this Bo Peep, horse ass, Mad Hatter, whatever it is, that's just breathtaking.
41:22The Roast.
41:23You definitely had some good moments, a lot of bad moments.
41:27It felt like you were very self-conscious the whole way through, which is not something that I associate with
41:32you.
41:32Honestly, I don't really get comedy.
41:34Like I don't, I'm the person that has to like Google jokes and stuff like that.
41:37For you, when you lean into your weirdness and you accept that and appreciate it and celebrate it, it's really
41:44funny.
41:44I feel like that's something you can take over into stand-up comedy.
41:48Thank you, Queens.
41:49While you untuck in the workroom, the judges will deliberate and try to figure out who the fuck Emma Hunter
41:55is.
42:02Honestly, that was more terrifying than the Snatch Game.
42:04And the judges confirmed my worries with their critiques.
42:07How do you even sit down right now?
42:09I just want to crawl under my big bustle and just stay there.
42:13Obviously, comedy is not my strong suit. I did my best and we'll see what happens.
42:18If I have to lip sync tonight, they should be worried.
42:20I have four legs. I can trip a bitch.
42:22I feel that we're in this point of the competition that the judges are going to ask us who should
42:28go home.
42:28Are you ready to give that answer?
42:32Say me.
42:34I'm ready to go home.
42:36Oh, whoa.
42:37Girl, what?
42:38What is happening right now? Is she serious?
42:40I have done my best and I have reached my peak.
42:47All the pressure on me and that I'm putting on myself just makes me feel that I'm not enough.
42:53And at this point, if I'm not enough, I have to just bow out.
42:58I don't want you to hear like a few negative things that they said to completely derail you because you're
43:05amazing.
43:06How could you want to leave so far into this competition?
43:10Like you've worked so hard and done such an amazing job.
43:14Now is not the time to give up.
43:15The judges haven't made any decisions yet.
43:18So I don't want you. You cannot go in with that mentality.
43:20It's not a mentality. It's a fact.
43:23I wanted this challenge so much.
43:27I wanted this win to solidify what I deserve to be in this top five.
43:33I personally know when I'm done.
43:37I'm not going to win that crown.
43:40I never thought that this far in the competition, these words would be coming out of somebody's mouth.
43:45More than being shocked, I am feeling heartbroken.
43:48I don't want to see her go.
43:51Everyone can say, you know what?
43:52There are many bitches who wanted this spot and you're walking away.
43:56Well, yeah, I fucking want to be here.
43:58Same.
43:59I want to be here.
43:59I want to be here so much.
44:01You are here.
44:02You committed to this experience and you give it your all.
44:05Bitch, I'm not walking away.
44:07I just know my limits.
44:09I understand.
44:10She's an old bitch.
44:11She's tired.
44:12If you don't want to be here, then start packing.
44:15What else is there to say?
44:20Okay, just between us funny girls, what did you think?
44:24Starting with Geometric.
44:26I loved her runway look.
44:27It was a very interesting take on the theme.
44:30For me, her roast was all over the place.
44:33She spent two minutes talking about herself at the beginning.
44:36It was like we were watching her warm herself up.
44:39And in this stage in the competition, there's no time for that.
44:42A lot of times I was laughing, but I was not laughing for the right reasons.
44:45I was laughing because I was like, haha, this is uncomfortable.
44:47Up next, Kendall Gender.
44:49Kendall knocked it out of the park.
44:51The jokes were rapid fire.
44:53It was well put together and she took us on a ride and she opened.
44:56It is so hard to go first and she didn't know, but she was the warm up for the rest
45:01of the queens.
45:01She looked stunning in the roast.
45:04And the look tonight, even though it didn't pop for me, she still checked all the criteria for the runway
45:10challenge.
45:11The color of the draping, it was drab, but it was better that way than if it had just been
45:15a bodysuit.
45:16Yeah, it's like putting a snake on a turtleneck.
45:18What did we think of Kimora Amor?
45:20The look tonight on the runway, this nude illusion with a completely different skin tone, and then the baggy arms
45:26were a huge disappointment.
45:28I love Kimora's pageant background, but tonight the polish was not there for me either.
45:34And then the roast, she was so serious and so very stern.
45:38And that's not Kimora. That's not the Kimora we've come to know and love.
45:41There was just a mess of not getting the tone of the roast quite right, and as a result, all
45:46of it kind of falling flat.
45:47Up next, Isis Couture.
45:49The runway look was gorgeous. Isis's level of taste is impeccable.
45:53If I were the other queens, Isis would be the one stressing me the fuck out.
45:58Her jokes were so funny, and they hit hard, and she had so many of them.
46:02She was so comfortable. You could tell she was having fun.
46:05She came out of her shell so much that she took up most of everyone else's time.
46:09This is a competition. There are rules. You were giving a certain amount of time, and she didn't even get
46:13to me by the time her time was up.
46:14Yeah. And that's a problem.
46:16Adriana.
46:17She looked beautiful at the roast and also on the runway tonight.
46:21The runway look was spectacular. I didn't mind that it was a replica. I thought she presented it well.
46:26The roast for me, it started off quite weak. You could see how nervous she was.
46:31Some of it fell flat, but there were some really, really funny moments in there.
46:34The thing I love about Adriana is that she's a fighter. She stumbled a bit, had to rely on her
46:38notes, but won me over because she pushed through.
46:41Okay, Pathea.
46:42She blows me away every time she steps out on this runway.
46:46I see her looks week after week, and it's never something I've seen before.
46:49I definitely see such a star quality in her. I just want her to start seeing it herself as well.
46:56Yeah. Yeah.
46:56In the roast, you could really see her second-guessing herself.
46:59The jokes were there, the delivery was not, and so the set fell flat. But the ass...
47:04Was not flat.
47:06Alright, I think we've made a decision.
47:09Bring back our loons.
47:16Welcome back, queens. We have made some decisions.
47:22Pathea. In the roast, you didn't have a leg to stand on. But on the runway, you got back in
47:29the saddle.
47:30You are safe.
47:32You may move to the back of the stage.
47:35Kimora Amor.
47:37Your personality is a breath of fresh air. But in the roast, you hit some turbulence.
47:45I'm sorry, my dear, but you were up for elimination.
47:50Kendall Gender.
47:51At the roast today, you are the queen of comedy.
47:57Goodragulations.
47:59You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
48:02I won!
48:05My first mini and maxi challenge. Bitch, this was my week.
48:10You have won a $2,500 gift certificate and $5,000 cash.
48:18Courtesy of Vitaly.
48:20Yes, bitch!
48:22Oh my god, wow. Thank you so much.
48:24You may move to the back of the stage.
48:30Isis Couture, you are safe.
48:33Thank you so much.
48:35And great job this week.
48:36Yes.
48:38Geometric.
48:40Your runway gave us life.
48:43But in the roast, you flatlined.
48:47I'm sorry, my dear, but you were up for elimination.
48:52Adriana, that means you are safe.
48:55Thank you so much.
48:57You may join the others.
48:59Two queens stand before us.
49:02Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Get Down by B44.
49:09This is your last chance to impress the judges and save yourself from elimination.
49:17The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
49:26At this point in the competition, I feel present and grounded.
49:32Mentally, I've left the building.
49:34But at the same time, I'm gonna put on a show.
49:37Good luck.
49:39And don't fuck it up.
49:42I will be the one to love and cover you from now until the day I die.
49:46I will take a place that you only think about when you're asleep at night.
49:50Let me take a touch of understanding.
49:52And I will set your skill free.
50:02If you get down on me, I'll get down on you.
50:06I will do anything that you only do.
50:10It's a game of give and take to break it through.
50:13So if you get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight.
50:20I'm not the type to change your mind.
50:24If you wanna take it slow.
50:28No pressure to go all the way.
50:31These are the places we can go.
50:35Pay time is the right time to reveal it.
50:38When two people fall as deep as you and me.
50:43I wanna know.
50:44This song is so dumb, I don't even know how to lip sync to this shit.
50:48I'm just gonna be a annoying bird.
50:52This is not a couple's routine, hun.
50:55We are not doing a do-si-do.
50:57You get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight.
51:06I will be the one to love and cover you from now until the day I die.
51:10I will take your pictures that you only think about when you're up sleep at night.
51:14I am lip syncing for my life to stay in this competition.
51:19And I have this bird trying to perch on my shoulder.
51:22A seagull trying to eat my lunch and it's like,
51:24No bitch, no bitch, it's my food.
51:26I have to get down on me, I'll get down on you.
51:31Is it done yet?
51:32I got you on me too, yeah.
51:35It's a game on me, that's it you make it through.
51:38So can't you get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight.
51:52That was confusing.
51:53Before we announce our decision, I have to ask, what was happening there?
52:02I did whatever came to my head.
52:05I wasn't present at all.
52:08Jesus!
52:10We just wanted you to know that it was weird as shit.
52:13Queens, we've made our decision.
52:16Geometric.
52:18Shantae, you stay.
52:21You may join the other girls.
52:23Thank you, digits.
52:27Kimora Amor, you came here already a seasoned queen.
52:31But today, you fly away a star.
52:35I am so appreciative for every day I have spent with every single one of you.
52:44Thank you so much.
52:47Now, sashay away.
52:51We love you.
52:53I will always keep you wanting.
52:56Amor.
52:59There she goes.
53:01I'm feeling like, in my last moments, I let down my community.
53:06Because that's not the way I wanted to leave.
53:10Kimora Amor brings light.
53:12She brings happiness.
53:14I brought some funny.
53:15I brought good fashion.
53:17And bitch, you ain't never seen a big bitch walk like that.
53:20I promise you that.