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00:10oh girls that's crazy i just want a lip sync for your life and oh it feels good sorry bombay
00:19what did she say she said will you see me again who knows she loved that love you
00:31one of us had to go and it's not gonna be me permuker is here to slay another day bitch
00:38good job come on table dancer i was just like having fun with it i don't know what i did
00:44i
00:44don't know what bombay did how was it does move girl i didn't know what that was
00:56um it was a move
01:00and congrats fierce finally let me just take my shoes off and get comfortable
01:04oh lord here we go were you shook that you won i wasn't surprised like i thought my commercial
01:11was really good my photo gorge and my look i'm very proud of it as well i know you're not
01:18gonna
01:18let us forget it i'm a winner girl shut up every single one of you underestimated me when you guys
01:27were saying who was gonna win nobody said my name except for bomb i didn't underestimate you i just
01:32didn't care okay vivian have fun being safe step your banner pussy up and maybe you'll win
01:39vivian is really better that i just won and she didn't jealousy is a disease so get well soon
01:47i'm feeling a little fed up i've absolutely had it with not winning but i'm just like disappointed
01:54with myself i am feeling a little beat down yeah i don't know i don't even know i'm getting upset
02:00right
02:01now stupid you know i feel like the biggest thing that's holding me back is me and that's frustrating
02:06that's cool i just gotta step my stand up okay who's volunteering to help me get out of this
02:15girl none of us i'm a winner who cares nobody's asking i think the other queens think i'm just
02:22coasting by on my looks in this competition but i am the it girl to beat somebody help me
02:28you know i can't just save this outfit for the rest of my life jada do you need help yeah
02:35are you
02:35kidding me we're all going home see you fierce hello winner speaking
02:46the winner of canada's drag race receives a sickening supply of beauty products from shoppers drug
02:51mart and the pleasure of one hundred thousand dollars thanks to trojan with tracy melchor brad
02:58goreski and brooklyn heights with tonight's extra special guest judge jeremy dutcher
03:11winner clapping thrill two winners it's a new day in the workroom i'm really excited and we're down to six
03:18pop sex so much space bitch we're getting close to the end so who else is in the winner's circle
03:28with
03:28me at this point in the competition jada has a win thank you kimmy has a win giselle has two
03:35wins
03:35and irma and vivian are here
03:41is anyone else seeing my hairline receding live
03:44like
03:46irma and vivian are bringing the fun to the competition well i'm glad you guys are having fun
03:51i'm getting there i'll get there in my own time well i've been bouncing up and down and up and
03:55down
03:56mathematically this week should be my win we'll see about that
04:03oh canada she didn't already didn't have her
04:06this is my queen's i've had it with these mother-pucking snakes on this mother-pucking plane
04:15officially so buckle up squirrel friends it's gonna be a bumpy flight
04:23what does that mean hi hey hello
04:30my up-and-coming starlets are you ready to take your careers to the moon yeah today's mini challenge
04:37is brought to us by our friends at made come on made made new celebrates the works of canadian creators
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04:51footsteps of canadian superheroes like ryan reynolds simu liu and iman vilani to create a new generation of
04:59superheroes who are fierce and fabulous great in the soon-to-be-released blockbuster film
05:07super queens on go you'll have 30 minutes to get into actress quick drag and get familiar with your
05:15lines then you'll meet the casting director me lights camera go
05:29the time is ticking and the cameras are rolling bitch i'm not naked you are naked i go to auditions
05:35looking flawless because i'm an actress baby i'm ready for my close-up when i brought this wig here
05:41it was flat the humidity in here is crazy you should somebody say folk land
05:48bonjour such an honor to audition for this movie i read the books i'm really inspired great so this
05:54scene is probably the most important scene of the entire film where's the casting couch
06:00do you mind slating to camera number one please slating yeah okay oh hi camera number one
06:10what's sling yep slay just say your name and the role you're auditioning for my name is
06:18mysterious delicious and i'm auditioning for the lead role of super queen earth to super queen
06:25earth to super queen go for super queen how's it looking up there commander charisma it's not looking
06:32good go on i've just finished my initial survey of this peculiar planet and i have information pertinent
06:41to the situation at hand proceed i sense a disturbance coming from the
06:48areola grande galaxy there's a comet traveling at a velocity of 2 000 death drops per second it's
06:54headed straight for vulgaria vagina that was very close but it's heading straight to volvania
07:02and it's headed straight to volvania super queen audition script no that's not me
07:08i can configure my slayer to combine x-rays stingrays and gamma rays
07:14the combined force of these three rays will flip the page to the next part of the script here
07:21come on gloves i'm never wearing gloves to an audition again
07:26command caramia what's the matter super queen there's no time for quantities i have no
07:33second idea what the word is but let's go i have to use my sonique glamplifier and produce an audible
07:40click so loud that it will dismantle the comet english super queen english or french
07:46if you're nasty i'm gonna tongue pop for my life bravo super queen
08:04perfect i think we've got the tongue pop wait there's something coming into view it's some form
08:11of gallium life and it's coming straight towards me maybe if i make my scariest face i'll scare it away
08:19here goes nothing
08:29one more time but could you do something just a little scarier
08:35scarier
08:36uh uh uglier
08:40gorgeous
08:42no it didn't work oh it's the glamatrons from planet gagatronda but they only speak draglish let me try
08:51this oh
08:54boots the house down mama
08:57oh
09:03girl
09:06i feel very attacked
09:09it worked the sonic paws have hit the comment oh my god it exploded into a space rainbow well done
09:18super
09:18queen now blast on home bye oh my god did i got the gig we'll be in touch thank you
09:28so much call me
09:30queens those auditions were out of this world but only one of you landed the part and saved the day
09:37the winner of today's mini challenge is
09:41is kimmy couture oh my god i just won the main challenge bish you have won 2 500
09:49courtesy of maid thank you so much man now that you're back on earth it's time to unwind
09:57wouldn't it be nice to get away from all the drama oh yes to enjoy some good old-fashioned fun
10:03in the sun
10:04well queens grab your passports because in today's maxi challenge you'll be jetting off
10:11to paradise as you star in squirrel's trip the rusical oh yes it is time for the rusical darling
10:19this is the big one everyone remembers the rusical first you'll record your vocals under
10:25the direction of the elusive chanteuse brad goreski oh my god are we gonna have to sing yeah
10:38then buckle up for boogie boot camp your choreographer is the one the only hollywood jade
10:47yeah i'll leave it up to you to assign the roles racers start your engines and may the best drag
10:56queen
11:02oh my god this is thick get your sunscreen get your pina coladas we're taking a trip squirrels
11:12let's go i can't wait to listen chill the rusical is a combination of acting chops vocal talents
11:20and moving and grooving abilities this time we all get to choose our own roles in a civilized and
11:26diplomatic manner first up we have jk a messy newly divorced woman who is extremely jealous of her
11:33older more independent sister jill they can never get along jill has the smallest singing act so
11:40it's perfect yes for me we also have ronnie ronnie is the ultimate toxic girlfriend she's competitive
11:45bitchy and totally delusional oh my god this feels correct she is a bitchy she's delusional she's
11:51a gas lighter scene spitting then we've got amber the quintessential trophy wife this role has
11:57challenging choreography okay why are y'all looking at me i feel like everyone was so scared to have amber
12:04but i'll take it grace is the neurotic organizer of the trip has challenging vocals oh my goodness do
12:11you have any vocal superstars here i like to sing i want grace i was in the bottom last week
12:16so now i
12:17really have to step it up i need to win so bad so i can show everybody that irma gird
12:22has a place in
12:23this competition i like grace or do you have a backup you just want grace i can sing i like
12:31to host and i'm a
12:32planner so i'm grace who can check me boo take jacket and i'll take jill we've only listened to
12:39the music once and it's all happening so fast so i think okay i can i can do jack k
12:44and lastly we've
12:45got kiki a pent-up overwhelmed mom who's desperate to get away from her family for some naughty me time
12:51do you want kiki uh yeah i'm easy breezy the wheel of fortune has landed kiki upon myself this role
12:59also
12:59challenging choreography what exactly does strong choreography mean are we talking like single
13:05ladies are we talking like fotsy fotsy fotsy i'm not like a super strong dancer is anyone that has um
13:13a bit more of a grasp on challenging choreography would they be willing to switch perhaps no but this
13:18could also be your moment yeah show the judges you know what i'm gonna just do it come on win
13:23what could
13:24possibly go wrong i think i have a lot of lines to learn so let's go and learn these lines
13:33so excited to work with you i can't believe it we get to be sisters the song that we are
13:38doing
13:38called sisters it's a duet and when i learned that i'm doing this with my sister giselle
13:43i'm ecstatic until she opens her mouth and starts singing at least i'm not the kind of sister
13:51who can get along without a mister who has been recently dismissed her as one of the best singer
13:57in the composition i really was expecting to i'm the worst i'm french i'm really good yeah english this
14:05is another thing i'm gonna have to practice a lot of pronunciation pronunciation we'll work on it
14:14i'm nervous i feel like i took a little bit of a leap choosing a character that has more
14:19choreography yeah but let's just do it the judges have been asking me for bigger they want more they
14:24want zestier and i think that i can bring that to kiki vivianne got a really dancing role and i
14:30was kind
14:30of pushing her to take that role because i know she's not a good dancer i was like girl no
14:33do it like
14:34this is your chance to like show the judges how good you are sorry vivianne you can't sabotage me this
14:39week you are so shady i cannot girl this is what a win does to me hello ladies oh my
14:47god now it's time
14:49to record our vocals with canadian dreamboat brad goreski all right first up we have jada shayda hudson
14:58i love this challenge i'm ready to give you broad way darling we need the turn up queen to open
15:05up the
15:06show and set the tone she will it's a perfectly planned little trip to get you over your divorce
15:13and girl you need it lately you've been a real bitch but who hasn't we love you no less review
15:19this
15:19shit it sounds really good so now i'm just gonna ask you to think about what you're saying okay yeah
15:25this is all about selling your song we want characterization we want big we want fun listen
15:33i'm gonna make sure i get this character down because this is what i do she needs a vacation
15:39we need a vacation come on falsetto
15:45so you're playing amber who is the quintessential gold digger but she's convinced that she's made her
15:52own way in the world girl i wish i was amber in real life don't we all have you ever
15:58been in love
15:58me neither but i can't make this man's heart stop he has angina this is the banger right like this
16:06is
16:07the banger in the show only if you make it the banger but what i want you to do is
16:12like punch the words
16:13right because these are jokes what is angina angina is a heart disease oh i've never heard of that word
16:21before i've heard of vagina that's the one i have next up we have miss fiercelicious hi brad you are
16:31ronnie who is the bitchy delusional character in the group is it typecasting i think a little
16:40fierce is perfectly cast you've been watching the show right it was an emergency i had cracked the nail
16:47and why would i tip the manicurist i'd already paid the emergency is that you'd crack the nail which
16:51is like not an emergency just keep the attitude going channel that like mariah like i don't know
16:57her like you're clapping back if you are more attitude i'll give you attitude next up is vivian
17:04vanderbuss this is a real fun one i really like this one sultry just like you i ooze salt
17:10the days are long then years never end to the world i'm a mom to the kids i'm an atm
17:18it feels still a little tentative because she didn't come here to tan she came here to
17:25right make it camp like just go all the way there oh okay next up it's irma and giselle
17:33well you're the only duet in the show and we'll be the best one well let's see about that
17:38my sister she makes her money like a swindler is she a tycoon or grifter oh and she sings out
17:46a tune
17:48that was perfect irma are you a music theater queen because it seems like it informs your drag a
17:52little bit oh yeah i watch it i love it wow really impressed now it's my turn since puberty
18:00had it out for me i feel like we're gonna have to focus a bit more on giselle so we
18:06can hammer out
18:08her parts since puberty she's not a singer she's not a singer miss lullaby puberty i hear myself too
18:17brad i know so the trick about doing a duet is going to be the timing it's all about the
18:22timing yeah
18:23yeah this is the most nervous i've ever been in this competition just take a breath
18:27you're doing great look she's really going to get it on the day all right well this is the day
18:35okay oh my god what's happening here who's that well if it isn't the legendary hollywood jade
18:42looking like an absolute vision welcome to hollywood boot camp i love all of you but by the end of
18:48this
18:48some of you will probably hate me we are going to start with vivian vivian vanderpuss is not a limber
18:54legend so let's find out how far this girl can be stretched kiki is on vacation looking for a
19:00couple of good men and i think i might be able to help you with that boys oh hello
19:07a christmas miracle i'm like flustered my head is swimming right now bring arms up first and then
19:15rotate the wrist rotate the wrist uh-huh and then bash will jump in and grab your stomach okay and
19:20that
19:21is the exact reaction that i want bash i'm vivian's understudy darling so you have to teach me her
19:27choreo touch me please step and step click click step and step click click now you're looking down
19:34okay your head should be up the hundred thousand dollars is at the end of the line it's not at
19:38the
19:38edge of the stage i'm kind of like you know overwhelmed turn uh-huh almost how you feeling i feel
19:46good
19:46it's a lot of information for sure but like i'm gonna do it we're still in the first two lines
19:50of
19:51the song yes we are yeah here we go come on kimmy this is like the dancing role i can
19:59move like here and
20:00there i'm just gonna give you these steps we're just gonna go for it your feet are going one two
20:05and
20:06three okay yeah and then you're gonna chuck forward one two three one two one hit one two the hollywood
20:14jay does not mess around it's really choreographed to what she's saying so the more you know the
20:20words the easier it'll be but you have to be detail oriented i get fast cars shiny bracelets my husband
20:27meal replacements up can i keep going yeah kimmy is nailing her choreo it's correct boom
20:37ta ta boom ta ta boom ha open and present perfect she did that uh-huh any other let's go
20:49jill and jackie
20:51irma and giselle so in my mind it sort of feels like classic musical theater duets we are the only
20:59we do it in the show and we have to be insane together so you're gonna go ever since puber
21:05p
21:06five six seven eight and one picking up choreography is a weak point for me
21:14and giselle is a trained dancer oh i should have stepped out on that uh-oh five six seven ever
21:23since
21:24puber p girl it's literally step step step miss thang how was that hard so what's gonna be really
21:33important for you guys is timing and making sure you're hitting your spot perfect you need her she
21:38needs you your sisters i believe in irma but i can see her struggling this is a lot one more
21:45time
21:46if she fell i fell if i fell she fell so ah fuck my life
21:55we need a vacation we need a vacation it's show day and i've been up all night rehearsing i've got
22:02blisters on my feet i need to keep rehearsing because i don't want to look like a booger on that
22:07stage
22:08let's get musical do you guys feel confident about hearing your voice in the tune girl i do because i
22:14can
22:14sing oh i can sing i was really self-conscious about singing growing up i did have a speech
22:21impediment so like i've always been self-conscious about my voice i had a little incident where the
22:26teacher was like read in front of the class and i couldn't say like i could not say the word
22:31when you're like six or seven you don't really know anything that's different about your peers
22:36until somebody points it out and that teacher pointed it out in front of the whole class
22:40and that's kind of when the bullying started how did you kind of like get past that i don't know
22:46if i have like anytime i hear my voice still i kind of like think back to that moment i
22:51let a little
22:52thing like not being able to pronounce an r get in my way for so many years so that kind
22:59of spiraled
23:00me into being a socially awkward person which led me to being a lovable weirdo so you know thanks
23:07you know when i was in high school i had really a hard time passing just for straight in my
23:13head i
23:14didn't know what was wrong with me but i think everyone around could see it i was getting more
23:18and more every minute like i got bullied a lot i was beat it all the time and it was
23:22really really hard
23:24and i was this close to kill myself honestly but there was a guidance counselor he just knew the
23:30potential i was this guy just take me under his wing and make me feel important if i could say
23:37something to him so if i could save my life the moment i did my coming out move to montreal
23:44downtown
23:45village it was just wonderful just to be yourself and i think that's important that people see what's
23:52good in life because i have a beautiful life and i really enjoy it now and i can imagine not
23:58having
23:58it today she said we're going very speedy today i'm gonna try using blush this time mirror mirror on
24:07the wall who is the fairest of them all not you not your bitch who's getting spooky real talk i
24:14was
24:15sleeping and my door was closed so i wake up in the middle of the night and my door was
24:22open like a little cracked and i was like well that's weird i had my door closed i closed the
24:27door
24:28okay woke up again to use the bathroom this time the door was open and i'm just like what's going
24:33on
24:33what really had me like scared and thinking like my booty hole it felt weird like it felt like a
24:43sensation like a tingling what the you know if you did the do you know like how you
24:52how you feel afterwards like it was pulsing and something like i didn't have sex like wizzly or
24:56nothing did you have hemorrhoids no nothing then i actually google it and there are people that
25:02actually had like sexual encounters like with a ghost like i literally was fucked by a ghost
25:08casper so friendly honestly it was that sensation after like penetration you know what good for you
25:16good for the ghost did he at least leave his number one eight hundred boom
25:27okay
25:40cover girl put the base in your rock head to toe let your whole body top
25:51Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
25:54It's celebrity stylist and my first mate, Brad Goreski.
25:58Hi, Brooklyn.
25:59Hi, Bradley.
26:00You know, spending a day with you is like spending a day at sea.
26:04Why is that?
26:05Because the view is beautiful, even though it's littered with plastic.
26:08Bitch, please, I am fully biodegradable.
26:11Oh.
26:12And she puts the lime in my coconuts.
26:15It's Tracy Melshor.
26:16Hey, Gorgeous.
26:17Hey, Trace.
26:18How do you like your vacations?
26:20Just like I like my queens.
26:21Bright but full of shade.
26:23Oh, we do love a little shade around here, don't we?
26:25Just a scooch.
26:26And it's Canadian heartthrob and certified musicologist, Jeremy Dutcher.
26:31Hello, my queen.
26:32Hi, Jeremy.
26:33What's it like being on the main stage?
26:34This is honestly a dream come true.
26:36Oh, keep talking like that.
26:38I might let you deflower me.
26:40Oh.
26:41This week, our queens make their Broadway North debut in Squirrel's Trip, The Rusical.
26:46Racers, start your engines and be the best drag queen.
26:51Oof, you're so angry.
26:54Win!
26:55And now, the world premiere of Squirrel's Trip, The Rusical.
27:02Oh, thank you so much.
27:05Wow, thank you so much.
27:10It's a perfectly planned little trip to get you over your divorce.
27:15And girl, you need it.
27:16Lately, you've been a real bitch.
27:18But who hasn't?
27:19We love ya.
27:20Now let's review this shit.
27:22Seven Pilates at noon.
27:24The spa.
27:24The black and white party.
27:26At dusk.
27:26On the yacht.
27:27I planned this trip.
27:28Don't you dare ruin it.
27:29Or I'll send you all home.
27:31Does I really need this?
27:33Don't you mean Jack K really needs this?
27:35Of course.
27:37She needs a vacation.
27:39We need a vacation.
27:42We need a break from the monotony.
27:44Thanks, Grace.
27:45You're helping me out with my stress.
27:47I'm depressed and a mess.
27:48She needs a vacation.
27:50We need a vacation.
27:53When everyone in the city is jealous of you.
27:56When you defim again so you have to sue.
28:00When mommy needs to take a lover.
28:02When you catch your husband with your brother.
28:04My husband John's car gets stolen so he had to take the bus.
28:07But it was very loud.
28:08Which meant he had to get plastic surgery on his earlobe.
28:11So my sister's maid had to drive him home.
28:13And then they got rare-ended three times.
28:15So yeah, I need a vacation.
28:17What?
28:18We need a vacation.
28:21Yay!
28:24Well, time for room assignments.
28:26Jack K, our brave little divorcee.
28:29You get the primary suite.
28:32Now, Gracie, you said I could have the best room.
28:36You know I have that back problem.
28:38I can't be north-facing or I get vertigo.
28:42Anyways, I already put my bags in the room.
28:45Ronnie, you always do that.
28:49What do we end up with her?
28:50I'll let you know why.
28:53So I forgot to pick up that little, what's her name?
28:56Your stepdaughter.
28:56So what she had to wait an hour in the rain.
28:59It was an emergency.
29:00I had cracked a nail.
29:02And why would I tip the manicurist?
29:04I'd already paid.
29:05I, I, I, I, I, I.
29:07To my opinion.
29:09Your husband's a red-blooded man, you see.
29:11It's not my fault I appear in all his fantasies.
29:15Privilege?
29:16What privilege?
29:16Shall I expand, hun?
29:18I'm a self-made woman.
29:19You grew up in a mansion.
29:21Jesus.
29:21Girl, I'm just being dramatic.
29:23Again.
29:25Only A-listers get in.
29:28So why should I get the best room?
29:30Cause I'm girl bossy.
29:35Oh, who even cares who gets the best room?
29:38You sound just like one of my kids.
29:42Ronnie.
29:43What if we shared a room tonight?
29:45It could be fun.
29:46I'll sleep with anyone who isn't my husband.
29:51Enough wasting time.
29:53Somebody get me a sex on the beach.
29:55And hold the beach.
29:58I didn't just come here to town.
30:05Of course, I love my kids.
30:06And I'm all that they have.
30:08Other than the nurse, man.
30:10The nanny.
30:10And the rest of the staff.
30:12Of course, I love their dad.
30:13He gave me four beautiful sons.
30:15But then he stopped coming home.
30:17And got correct at dysfunction.
30:19The days along.
30:20The years never end.
30:22To the world, I'm a mom.
30:23To the kids, I'm an ATM.
30:25But I'm finally free.
30:27Husband be damned.
30:30I didn't just come here to town.
30:36I didn't just come here to town.
30:42Kiki, please.
30:43This weekend is supposed to be all about jacques.
30:46So, let's all choose our rooms.
30:48And let's have fun.
30:50It's fine.
30:51Ronnie, you can have the best room.
30:53You know, sometimes not all that glitters is gold.
30:57Gold digger?
30:59What?
30:59Did you just call me?
31:01She didn't call you.
31:02I know you think I'm married for money.
31:05Well, guess what, sweetie?
31:07I got news for you.
31:09Erlen and I have everything in common.
31:12Oh, please.
31:14What do you have in common with that old man?
31:16And don't tell me.
31:17You both love soup.
31:19Kick us.
31:20Don't think I married someone for the money and I didn't work hard for it.
31:26I paid my dues.
31:36I get fast cars, shiny bracelets.
31:38My husband gives me a replacement.
31:40It costs a lot for this vagina.
31:42Am I a gold digger if he owns the money?
31:44Don't call me a trophy.
31:45I have to give this man a bath.
31:47So, I need a black card.
31:49It's not easy to make it hard.
31:50He's old.
31:51Have you ever been in love?
31:53Me neither.
31:54But I can make this man's heart stop.
31:56He has in China pop star, superstar.
31:59Anything you pay for, you are.
32:01Yes.
32:02He bought me these shoes, but I'll pay my dues.
32:06Do-do-do-do-do-do-do bullet food.
32:10I'll pay my dues.
32:13Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
32:14How about you?
32:17Twerk.
32:23Well, I didn't want to say anything, but I paid my due by working.
32:27And, you know, it's very rewarding earning millions for me and my wife.
32:32I don't want to hear about your perfect life and your perfect marriage.
32:36Jackie, I'm just there to inspire you to do better.
32:39Oh, please. I feel like you get high off putting me down.
32:43If you dare burst into song, I would be so mad.
32:47My sister, she makes her money like a swindler.
32:50Is she a tycoon or a grifter?
32:52Oh, and she sings out a tune.
32:54What? No, I don't.
32:55Yes, you do.
32:56No, I don't.
32:56Yes, you do.
32:57At least I'm not the kind of sister who can get along without a mister.
33:01Who has been recently dismissed her because she couldn't satisfy.
33:05Yes, I could. That wasn't the problem.
33:07Since puberty bitch has had it out for me, can't choose your family.
33:13Don't I know it?
33:14Oh, why don't you go blow without your...
33:16At least I have a job where I run a whole team.
33:18It's a pyramid scheme.
33:20No, it's not.
33:20Yes, it is.
33:21No, it's not.
33:21Yes, it is.
33:23Sisters, you make your chitter by spreading it.
33:25Sister, your aesthetic is pathetic.
33:27Sisters, you're literally getting a divorce.
33:30At least I can tap dance.
33:31What does that have to do with anything?
34:02Let's do with anything.
34:07What a perfectly planned little trip
34:11With my five best girlfriends
34:13I've never felt so alone
34:17I need a vacation
34:21From my vacation
34:27Here's a little thing that my mom would do
34:30When she and her friends were in a tip
34:33You just say what's on your mind
34:35Then it's all behind you
34:37And you, you get over it
34:40Clear the air
34:41Get out your grievances
34:43Replace going behind a bat
34:46Fisting it to a face
34:48It's easy, here, I'll go first
34:50I'm sorry I was so type A
34:52When I was planning this trip
34:54I'm sorry I act like a bride
34:55And said your life was a sicking ship
34:57I'm sorry, I said I need a vacation
34:59From my friends
35:00I'm sorry, I only came here
35:02To cheat on my husband
35:03I'm sorry, I told you
35:05A sad little baby
35:06I'm sorry that you're a dumpster fire
35:08Bitch, that's the spirit
35:11You don't have to mean it
35:15You just have to say it
35:19Clear the air
35:23Clear the air
35:32I think I should be in the front
35:34I think I should be in the front
35:41Category is
35:43Dystopian drag
35:44First up
35:45Jada Shada Hudson
35:47Walk into the club
35:49Purge first
35:50Zombies beware
35:52Because I am ready for battle, honey
35:54I am walking down this runway right now
35:55With my trusty back
35:57The apocalypse has nothing on Jada Shada Hudson
35:59Take me to church
36:01Street
36:02The turnip sensation is here
36:04And she is about to knock
36:06The competition out of the park
36:08Next
36:09Miss Fierce Delicious
36:10Whoa
36:12I'm envisioning a future
36:13Where ocean levels have risen
36:15And everyone has been mutated
36:16To these underwater sea creatures
36:18Something's fishy around here
36:20It's Brooklyn
36:21I want to show the judges
36:23That I'm not relying on beauty
36:24Every single week
36:26I can be spooky
36:27She's serving bottom
36:29Of the ocean
36:33Vivian Vanderpus
36:34There is beauty in looking horrifying
36:37In this dystopian future
36:38Nature and humanity have been intertwined
36:41And so the drag of this future
36:42Doesn't look to gender
36:43But rather the humanity that it once was
36:46I made this costume using vintage antlers
36:48And various textiles
36:50I wanted the whole outfit to feel like
36:52It was almost scavenged
36:53Antler?
36:54I hardly know her
36:56Next
36:57Kimmy Couture
36:58Come on, death metal
37:00I am serving you
37:01Half robot
37:02Half human
37:03Couture
37:04Mercury to Mars
37:05To Jupiter
37:06Whatever
37:06Girl, it's futuristic
37:08And she does look futuristic
37:10Don't she?
37:12She's got buns of steel
37:13I have my spikes all over my chin
37:15And my bra
37:16So I am in so much pain
37:18But I am serving it to you
37:20And now
37:21Irma Gerd
37:22Looks like she's got gas
37:23Honey, it's the apocalypse, baby
37:26And I'm showing the judges
37:27My ghost in the shell
37:28Barbarella fantasy
37:30I am the sexiest air purifier on the market
37:34This look is a breast of fresh air
37:37My titties have the power to clear the air
37:40Ah, it's added into the musical
37:44And finally
37:44Giselle Lullaby
37:46Ooh
37:48It's the ghost of Drag Queen's past
37:50The fantasy is
37:52Princess Jasmine
37:53But if she was in a sci-fi
37:54How you doing?
37:56How you doing?
37:57How you doing?
37:57Because she looks like she's from the movie Dune
37:59I have silver outfit
38:02I have a full-on jacket
38:03Is it fashion?
38:05Yes
38:05Is it an old parachute?
38:06Maybe, we'll never know
38:07Doomsday
38:08You stay
38:11Welcome, Queens
38:12Well, y'all are not making our jobs very easy, are you?
38:17And now, it is time for the judges' critiques
38:20Starting with Jada Shada Hudson
38:22Hello
38:23Oh, she got a bat
38:24We better be careful
38:25Honey
38:25You were so fun to work with yesterday
38:28You were very smart to choose that part
38:30You were hitting all the no's
38:31As a musician, the vocals were amazing
38:34Oh, thank you so much
38:35That falsetto flip?
38:36A little something
38:39I thought you did a good job opening the show
38:41But I think you could have gone definitely bigger
38:44I was just waiting for you to just go a little bit more
38:47Like, you just have to sometimes go that extra mile
38:50And just take it even bigger than you think you have to
38:53Your dystopian runway look
38:55It checks boxes
38:56But I don't think it checks all the boxes
38:58I feel like it could have been elevated
38:59The look is a little bit pedestrian
39:02Compared to everything else that we are seeing at this stage in the competition
39:04Up next we have Miss Fierce-licious
39:08Or should I say Miss Fish-licious
39:10In the Rusical
39:12I didn't like you
39:14Which I think is exactly what your character is meant to do
39:17Push it
39:18You had a confidence on that stage that I really appreciated
39:22I totally knew who that character was
39:24You came in prepared and that paid off
39:26Thank you
39:27This runway look is just spectacular
39:31You were so in character
39:32You had this whole creature from the sea
39:34But fabulous and gorgeous
39:35This is commitment
39:36This is what I want to see in the competition
39:40Up next, Vivian Vanderpuss
39:42Oh, an overworked mom with pent-up sexual frustration
39:47Hmm, I could relate
39:48Your choreo was incredible
39:52You're not a dancer
39:53So it was a really big risk for you to take a dancing role
39:57You nailed it all
39:58What is the inspiration behind this look?
40:01So this is a character, it's called the Jackalow
40:03In the future, we're no longer people
40:05So this is like the representation of what we thought people might have been back in the day
40:09Before we were looking this gorgeous
40:12I'm stunned by everything you did tonight
40:14Are those teeth on the...
40:16Yeah, so most of these are fake
40:18But these ones, these ones, and these ones, and these ones are my baby teeth
40:20Oh my god
40:23You really put a lot of yourself into this look, huh?
40:26I love that
40:27I used to keep my toenails when they fell off
40:29Ew
40:29From ballet
40:30This is fucked, I love all you people
40:34Up next
40:35Kimberly
40:35Couture
40:36This look is really beautiful
40:38But
40:39You know what I'm gonna say
40:40It's a bra and panty
40:44This look is great, but we have seen it before on you
40:47This isn't Victoria's Secret show, girl
40:50It's not
40:51Clearly
40:53For the musical, I just, I put one word, which was attitude
40:56It was really great on the vocal performance
40:58Your performance as Amber, the trophy wife, was, ah, gold stars all around
41:03A character that is, I would say, quite similar to you in real life
41:06Yeah
41:07But the thing you did is you turned up the dial on Amber
41:09It's really cool to see you embracing your humor and being okay with being funny as you are
41:15Thank you so much
41:17Up next, Irma Gurb
41:18Hello
41:20Your look, I think is really great
41:22But what were we revealing by taking the skirt off?
41:25Oh, I just wanted to show off the, these long
41:27Because we could already see them when you came out
41:29So you're taking off a piece of fabric that wasn't hiding anything
41:32I always loved the enthusiasm that you bring to the stage
41:35But in the Rusical tonight, the choreography with you and Giselle as sisters
41:40I wasn't sure if it's supposed to be together or separate
41:43The dancing was a challenge
41:45And then dancing with someone where you have to be doing the same choreography is even harder
41:49It just wasn't in sync
41:50And when you're dancing together for something like that, it really has to be in sync
41:54There's a reason that I am a listener of musical theater and not a doer
42:00So beautiful to, like, meet a fellow East Coast queen
42:03East Coast, Beast Coast
42:04There was a sense of fun that you brought throughout the whole musical, through the runway
42:07I like to have fun with everything I do
42:09I'm always having fun
42:11East Coast style right there
42:12Yeah
42:12That's how we do
42:14Last but certainly not least, Giselle Lullaby
42:17This look is to die for
42:21They're elements that shouldn't go together in a way, but they work
42:25This is fashion future
42:26This is giving me so much life
42:28In the Rusical, you faded away from me a lot
42:32You kind of, like, shrunk into the background when everyone else was kind of really sticking out
42:36The choreo, obviously, you're a dancer, but it didn't, it didn't click
42:40It wasn't working as a duet
42:42It just felt like a little bit of a struggle to me
42:45Honestly, I'm scared of singing
42:47Irma helped me so much
42:48I'm so surprised
42:49On my page, I literally wrote, strong vocalist
42:51Don't limit yourself with your, with your narratives
42:54Say, I can't do this, I'm not good at that
42:55Say that and I told them I was the best singer here
42:59And they got the surprise of their lives
43:03Thank you so much, Queens
43:04While you go untuck in the workroom, the judges will deliberate
43:08You may leave the stage
43:15Girl
43:15After that performance
43:19I need a vacation
43:23I really wanted to win the Rusical
43:25But honey, you put underwear again
43:28I know
43:29At this point in the competition, it's all about nitpicking everything
43:32So, if you get critiques, automatically
43:36Bottom
43:36What about you, Fierce?
43:38I feel amazing
43:39They love my performance
43:41They love my look
43:43Overall, I did perfect stuff
43:45Didn't say perfect, but
43:46I said perfect
43:48I'm hoping for another win
43:49I've got a really good streak going on here
43:51Oh my god, listen
43:53These teeth are hard to talk with
43:56What, Fierce?
43:57What?
43:58Thank god, she couldn't talk
43:59I hope she wears that teeth every day, girl
44:02We all look amazing, for real
44:04It's such a good season
44:06Except for Jada
44:07Jada looks so basic
44:09She wears a tank top and shorts
44:11I got the theme
44:12But, obviously, judging by
44:14You know, everyone's really, like
44:17Elevating, like, couture-type looks and stuff
44:19You know, so
44:21Don't get it twisted
44:22My runway was good
44:23But compared to the other girls
44:25I didn't know they were doing sci-fi, bitch
44:27The fuck?
44:27It sucks because even though in the musical
44:30Like, I feel that I was
44:32You were giving it
44:33Good and I was giving it
44:34But they just needed more
44:35Right
44:35Yeah
44:35I might be lip syncing
44:37For the third time
44:40Irma, how are you doing, baby?
44:42I'm, uh, I'm doing okay
44:44I know that I struggled
44:45And I know I didn't quite reach what I wanted to do
44:49I took my eyeballs out this morning
44:51But I can see the writing on the wall
44:53There's a very real possibility
44:55That I will be lip syncing tonight
44:56I love you
44:57I love you, too
44:59Honestly, though, I think Vivienne has a shower
45:01Yes!
45:02I'm so proud of you, baby
45:03Thank you
45:04I'm so thrilled about that
45:05I was, like, shaking in my boots
45:06It was amazing
45:07You know, for someone that doesn't dance, girl, you nailed it
45:11Thank you!
45:11This is one of my favorite look-in-veil orange
45:14I'm like, go on, what else did we love?
45:16Just this is wire and it's all hand-dyed fabric that's just tied around wire
45:20You like it?
45:21You want a kiss?
45:22No, I'm here
45:22No, no, no, I don't have the sounds
45:25Okay, just between us theater queens, what did you think?
45:31Starting with Jada Shada Hudson
45:33There's an electricity around Jada
45:35Nobody else other than her, I went through the whole time
45:37The dancing was there, the singing was there
45:40I just wanted her to kind of lift it up a tiny bit more
45:45She had these lines that she could have just delivered a little bit bigger
45:48The runway
45:49Ooh
45:50Swing and a miss
45:51Yeah, especially compared to everybody else standing on stage
45:54All right, up next, Miss Fiercealicious in The Rusical
45:58She was incredible
46:00I enjoyed watching her and I enjoyed seeing her characterization
46:05I feel like she has really shown up to compete
46:08And that runway look
46:10Just when you think we know Fierce, she goes and she changes the game
46:13Up next, Vivian Vanderpus
46:16She was perfection as Kiki
46:19It was like the drunk mom tango and it was brilliant
46:22I wasn't even looking at the dancers
46:24Yeah
46:24I was looking at her, that's how good she was
46:26And they didn't have pants on
46:27I was looking at the asses
46:29That runway look was perfection
46:30Oh my god
46:31And the story, that jackalope, that like transformational character
46:34I think it's the beautiful story that drag is all about
46:37All right, up next, Kimberly Couture
46:39In The Rusical
46:40She took her character and just turned up the dial just enough
46:43Capital S-T-A-R
46:45She is a star, baby
46:46Well, Kimmy is also really good at leaning into the silly
46:49I like people that can just be like really, really, really silly and fun
46:53And then serve a beautiful look
46:54Well, that's kind of my brand too, however
46:56Is it?
46:57It's not about me
46:58But also, I want to see something different from her
47:00She got the message
47:01Well, I hope so
47:02Up next, Irma Gerd
47:03She actually had a pretty decent singing voice
47:06She had some great moments that really hit
47:08But the choreo was just so disjointed
47:10Duets need to be together, that's the whole thing
47:13Yes
47:13The choreography was not just her duet
47:15There was choreography throughout the whole show
47:18And she was always just a split second behind
47:21And it felt like she was waiting for the move and then to copy it
47:24Last but certainly not least, Giselle Lullaby
47:27That runway look was lovely
47:28I want it
47:29I want to wear it
47:30I want to get to know it
47:31I want to put it on my body
47:32It felt like she was kind of babysitting Irma in that duet
47:35I think she was so in her head of trying to be with Irma
47:39And, you know, her dialogue
47:41And it just became distracting
47:43Because we could see the wheels turning
47:45Okay, well I think we've made our decision
47:47Bring back our thespians
47:51Welcome back queens
47:52Based on your performance in the Rusical
47:54And your runway presentations
47:56We've made some decisions
47:58Ms. Fearsalicious
47:59In the Rusical, you made a splash
48:02And on the runway, you served nothing but net
48:06Vivian Vanderpus
48:07You took a bite out of the runway
48:09And in the Rusical, you ate it up
48:13Kimmy Couture
48:14On the runway, you served pure silver
48:17And in the Rusical, baby, you were solid gold
48:22Vivian Vanderpus
48:24Congratulations!
48:26You are the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge
48:29I have just won the Rusical
48:32You have won $2,500
48:35Thanks to our friends at Maid
48:37The cats are eating liver pate tonight
48:40Thank you so much
48:41You may move to the back of the stage
48:44Kimmy Couture, Ms. Fearsalicious
48:47You are both safe
48:48Thank you judges
48:49Long since the competition
48:55Jada Shada Hudson
48:56In the Rusical, you turned it on
49:00But on the runway, we wish you had turned it up
49:04Ermagerd
49:05Your runway look took our breath away
49:07But your performance in the challenge needed more air
49:11Giselle Lullaby
49:12On the runway, you sparkled
49:15But in the Rusical, your sister act was a little dull
49:19Jada Shada Hudson
49:20Jada Shada Hudson
49:21You are safe
49:22Oh my god
49:23Oh my god
49:26You may move to the back of the stage
49:31Oh my god
49:32Ermagerd
49:33Giselle Lullaby
49:34This means that you are both up for elimination
49:37Two queens stand before us
49:41Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance
49:45Of Love Is by Alana Miles
49:48This is your last chance to impress us
49:50And save yourselves from elimination
49:55The time has come
49:58For you to lip sync
50:00For
50:01Your
50:01Life
50:07Good luck
50:08And don't
50:09Fuck
50:10It
50:10Up
50:16How to get
50:17Impossible
50:18To hold
50:20Spins and arrows
50:22Like a burning fuse
50:24In a long cold dawn
50:26By the side of the road
50:28I hope this case
50:30A perfect thing
50:33Love is
50:34Love is
50:35Love is
50:35What you want it to be
50:37Love is
50:38Love is
50:39Heaven to the lonely
50:42Show me
50:44What you want me to do
50:46Love is
50:48What I got for
50:49Love is
50:52Love is
50:54Love is
50:59I close my eyes
51:02Physician stars
51:04Can I have a help?
51:06Wake up, cool
51:08You're in my system
51:10Under my skin
51:12Raw motion
51:14Please don't go
51:17Love is
51:19What you want it to be
51:21Love is
51:24Heaven to the lonely
51:26Show me
51:28What you want it to do
51:31Love is
51:32What I got for you
51:35Can I have a help?
51:36I'm going to say
51:37I'm going to say
51:39Don't understand the things you say
51:41To the breathing in your life
51:43Gotta run on instinct
51:45Gotta go by the needle
51:48Gotta trust the sense
51:49And know if it's for real
51:55Love is
51:56What you want it to be
51:58Love is
52:01Heaven to the lonely
52:03Show me
52:05What you want it to do
52:07Show me
52:09Here's what I got for you
52:21Queens
52:22We've made our decision
52:26Giselle Lullaby
52:28Shanté, you stay
52:30Thank you so much
52:31Merci beaucoup
52:32You may move to the back of the stage
52:34I love you, Irma
52:38Irma Gerd
52:39Your comedy is next level
52:42And Gerddammit
52:43You're a star
52:45Oh, stop
52:47Now sashay away
52:55Well, I hope you had a Gerd time
52:58I'm going home to have sex with my wife
53:02I'm glad you worked with this
53:03Oh, I wish I could even see
53:05I'm so proud of what I've done
53:07I got to represent Newfoundland
53:09And the East Coast
53:10And just got to be a total weirdo on TV
53:13I can boogie out of here
53:15And I can say with great confidence
53:17No regerts