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00:08Hey, cunts. Season one. I love you all so much. Lots of love, sisters. XOXO juice box.
00:16I feel really sad to send a sister home, but I'm so grateful to still be here.
00:22It's just sad. But fuck off, bitch. Let's go.
00:29We love you, juice box.
00:31I love you so much.
00:33Juice box going home really shooketh the system.
00:37I've never seen juice fight the way she did.
00:40Never. She's at a level that is beyond anything, and it wasn't her time.
00:45Nobody is safe, which is very exciting, because anything can happen.
00:51Rita win the first challenge.
00:55I just won.
00:57Guess who won?
00:59I thought it was going to be me.
01:02You think you should have won the whole design challenge?
01:05Yeah.
01:08Okay, whoa. That's a stretch, sis.
01:11Some of the other girls were saying that your garment didn't fit properly.
01:15Kinda delusional. There's no way she should have won this challenge.
01:19She was losing her balls on the runway.
01:23At this point, it's legit anyone's game.
01:28It's time to bring the A-game.
01:29Like, nerves are over.
01:30First week's done.
01:31Like, let's give it, bitches.
01:37The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives a year of hotel stays from Hilton and a cash prize of $100
01:44,000.
01:44With Jeffrey Boyer Chapman, Stacy McKenzie, and Brooklyn Heights.
01:51With tonight's extra special guest host, Jade Asuna.
02:00Oh, it's a new day in the workroom.
02:04It is a new day in the workroom, and I put costume tape over my nipples.
02:07I am ready to party.
02:10How are you feeling?
02:11Top 11.
02:12Top 11.
02:14You know?
02:15So she wins one lipstick because now she's a champion.
02:18How many have you won?
02:19Yes.
02:21Yes.
02:22Oh, we're going to do that.
02:23Are we going to lift?
02:23Oh, I can lift, baby.
02:24I can lift.
02:25I can lift.
02:25Let's do it.
02:27Starting with this, Blackhunt and Antel at Large.
02:29Miss Safe at Large.
02:30Oh, my God.
02:34God, God.
02:38Oh, Canada.
02:40Chin and I read it and had hers.
02:43My northern lights, they say that history can't be rewritten.
02:48What the hell do they know?
02:50Because if you stay historical, you ain't got to get historical, okay?
02:54Paging Dr. Penfield.
02:57Paging Dr. Penfield.
03:00Paging Dr. Penfield.
03:00What?
03:01Who's Dr. Penfield?
03:02Who's Dr. Penfield?
03:05Oh, hi.
03:06Hi.
03:07Yes, everyone.
03:09Hello, ladies.
03:11Hello.
03:12If you want to be Canada's first drag superstar, you need to stay on point.
03:17Literally.
03:18I spent years training as a ballet dancer, so my body can do some crazy shit.
03:23Oh.
03:24Oh.
03:24As a ballet dancer.
03:27Oh, pit crew.
03:29Oh.
03:32Oh, my God.
03:35Oh.
03:36Oh, my God.
03:38How big is that?
03:41For today's mini challenge, you will all be auditioning for the principal role in a new drag ballet called the
03:48Nutsmacker.
03:49It's a fairy tale story of a demure ingenue who, at the stroke of midnight, transforms from a bashful ballerina
03:57to a nutsmacking bitch.
03:59You have 20 minutes to get into your finest ballerina quick drag.
04:04Ready?
04:05Set.
04:07Run!
04:08Run!
04:09Run!
04:10Run!
04:10Run!
04:12This is crazy.
04:19Oh my God, my balls are falling out.
04:23The mini challenge today is a crash course in ballet.
04:29All right, ladies, it is time to assume the position.
04:34We have Anastasia Anakwe.
04:37Right now, I'm living my ballerina fantasy.
04:40I'm extending, I'm spinning.
04:44And now, I'mma beat some bitches.
04:46Oh! Oh! Oh!
04:49Security!
04:50Hey!
04:54Lemon.
05:01I'm dancing like Swan Lake meets Bjork meets Sia meets me getting hit by a bus.
05:10Tainomi Banks.
05:14I'm feeling my tutu realness.
05:17Come through with the tutu.
05:19I do love ballet mime.
05:22Rita Bega.
05:25Ilona Burley.
05:27Hi-yah!
05:28Karate ballet.
05:30Jimbo.
05:34You go, Krusty the Swan.
05:36Boa!
05:37Mommy and Daddy fight at night.
05:40I walked in on him hurting her, but they said they were playing.
05:45You just gotta dance like nobody's watching, bitch!
05:55I don't wanna do this anymore!
05:59Kiara.
06:00Dance challenge?
06:02I got this.
06:04I can see her ouch pouch.
06:06Ah!
06:10Swamp the floor, bitch.
06:11Clean that floor, bitch.
06:17Priyanka.
06:19The nut smacking music kicks in and I lose it, bitch.
06:23And then...
06:23Something comes to mind.
06:34I showed them how ballet is done.
06:38Technique, form, and a good finish.
06:41Oh!
06:49Oh, yeah!
06:50Set your toes, set your toes!
06:52Mmm!
06:54It's so hot!
06:58You were all too, too much.
07:00But two of you plied, jet-aid, and booty bounced harder than any other nut smacker here.
07:07Boa!
07:08And...
07:10Anastasia Anakwe.
07:15You have each won a $1,000 gift certificate from Wigs and Grace.
07:22That's lit!
07:23Now, drag queens have always been about teaching the children, darling.
07:27We take pride in telling the stories of the trailblazing mother tuckers who have come before us.
07:32For this week's Maxi Challenge, you will be overacting in two totally twisted heritage moments inspired by the iconic Heritage
07:43Minutes.
07:43The first is a tale of drag queens fighting for the right to vote in The Muffra Jets.
07:49The second, the she-erobic story of a Canadian doctor who cured rare drag diseases in I Smell Burnt Tux.
07:58Hashtag Canada's Drag Race.
08:00We're spoofing these old commercials that used to come on Canadian TV and they were these really beautiful heartfelt stories
08:05about like true historical things that happened in Canada.
08:08Boa and Anastasia, as the winners of this week's mini challenge, you will both be team captains.
08:16First pick goes to Boa.
08:18Priyanka.
08:20Anastasia.
08:21Tainomi.
08:23Come here, come here. You, you, you, you.
08:25Madame.
08:28Scarlet.
08:29Miss Kiara.
08:32Jimbo.
08:33We want some lemon in our lives.
08:35Yes, ma'am. Come on down.
08:37Alona, you are the last swan standing.
08:40What's new?
08:41Which means you get to pick which team you would like to be on.
08:44Oh.
08:45Well, fuck them.
08:46Yay!
08:48I love that.
08:50Yay!
08:52Are you ready to rewrite Herstory?
08:55Yes!
08:56Then gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
09:02See you later.
09:05Pass it along class. Here you go.
09:07I remember the heritage moments from my childhood and I always remember them feeling a little bit cheesy but somehow
09:15heartwarming.
09:16Doctor, I smell burnt toast.
09:18Okay, so our plot.
09:20Mufferjets, a group of queens fighting for the right to vote.
09:23In 1916 Manitoba, their main opponent, the premiere of the province, is revealed to be a closeted drag queen.
09:28My character is an old gay judge that's closeted, trying to stop the drag queens from getting their vote and
09:34in the end I change my mind and allow the Mufferjets their right to vote.
09:38Vegan and Tara, lesbian twin musician duo, they sing everything in unison.
09:46Alona and I just clank, like we are just attached to the head right now.
09:51Every time I see her I want to be like, ooh, sissy, what are we going to do today?
09:55Leaving in a huff, you'll get it from the muffs.
09:59Alona and Bobo, they keep picking these weird, drawn out, weird tunes.
10:05Sisters, y'all know what you're saying.
10:12You'll get it from the muffs.
10:16We are going to read through this.
10:18Everyone, let me know which role you feel most comfortable with.
10:22For our heritage moment, we are doing burnt top.
10:27Our scene is about rare drag diseases and the fabulous doctor who claims to have the cures.
10:33I am playing Lisette, she is this prim and proper little bitch and she has contouring and she's really stressed
10:39about it.
10:40I will be playing the role of Dr. Wilma Hannyfield.
10:44Because she's an egotistical bitch.
10:47Chiari, you're going to do Maggie, the death dropper.
10:50I know.
10:50I've done improv like all high school and my mom's a theater teacher.
10:53I studied film production for two years and then drag full time.
11:00Pump top, wow.
11:02Pump top it, wow.
11:03Tongue popitis.
11:05Tongue popitis.
11:06My girl Tainomi, I see you in the corner struggling, but we going to get you there.
11:13Say popitis.
11:14Tongue popitis.
11:16Can't stop.
11:17Can't stop.
11:17This pop.
11:18You got to pop that tongue.
11:21Alana.
11:22Alona.
11:23I'm sorry.
11:23I'm learning so many names.
11:25Oh my God.
11:26Alona.
11:27It's Alona.
11:27Or is it?
11:28I don't fucking know.
11:29I had to pick Alana because she's just amazing.
11:32You didn't pick her.
11:33Bo is about to walk up to pick her team.
11:35She leans over and she goes, how do I say your name correctly again?
11:38And then doesn't even pick me.
11:41Alana.
11:43Fake friend.
11:45Fuck.
11:46Do we want to start going through the script?
11:48Yes, let's go through the script.
11:48Okay, so...
11:51You okay?
11:52I have ADHD.
11:53It makes it really difficult for me to memorize lines and stuff and focus on a piece of paper.
11:59I was looking at the paper and it was just matching all together and I didn't exactly know what to
12:04do.
12:04Bella or Edward?
12:06You don't have to say anything.
12:07Oh, okay.
12:07Right, right, right, right.
12:08Yeah.
12:09Mama's home.
12:10Hi.
12:11Hello.
12:13Hi team boa.
12:14Hi.
12:15Hi Brooklyn.
12:16How are the Muffra Jets doing?
12:17Amazing.
12:18Why did you choose this lovely group of women for your team?
12:21I had to pick Alana because she was just...
12:23Alona.
12:24You are hateful.
12:25Alona picked you.
12:26Alona picked you.
12:26She's amazing.
12:28And Alona, how does it feel to be chosen last?
12:30It was hurtful in the moment.
12:32We've moved on.
12:33Are you hearing this?
12:34Who throws a tantrum?
12:35That's just...
12:35I mean, who does that?
12:37Kind.
12:38You were not too pleased on the runway last week.
12:41Not my favorite look tonight.
12:42Well, it's my favorite look tonight.
12:44Are you going to take your critiques better this week?
12:47I think last week I was just so...
12:50Overly confident?
12:51Yeah, because I know that I'm good at sewing and so I just felt like I had that challenge in
12:55the bag.
12:55You did sew it well, but you didn't deliver it well and things were falling off you the whole time
13:00on the runway.
13:01This week I'm going...
13:02We gold-sided you.
13:03Yeah, you did.
13:04But you know what?
13:05I forgive you.
13:08Bitch!
13:09You're gonna forgive Brooklyn?
13:11I forgive you.
13:13I don't think she said something.
13:14I don't think so.
13:15I didn't ask you.
13:16Time, shut the fuck up!
13:18What is the biggest challenge you're having bringing this scene to life?
13:22We want it to be really, really big.
13:23But it's important to remember when you overact, you can't go gah all the time.
13:26And the characters have to be grounded in a reality.
13:29I cannot wait to see.
13:30Thank you, Brooklyn.
13:31Bye.
13:32Thanks, Brock.
13:33Team Anastasia.
13:35Yeah.
13:35Hello.
13:36Do I smell burnt toast?
13:37I smell burnt toast.
13:39Oh!
13:41Are any of you actors?
13:43Do any of you act?
13:44I do.
13:45You act?
13:45And you act.
13:46Oh, great.
13:46Like a little.
13:47I almost went home last week, and therefore, I will not let any second of this competition
13:52slip by.
13:53So these lovely ladies who have experience are definitely helping me with my character development.
13:57So it's really nice.
13:58I have some direction for you.
13:59Oh, go ahead.
14:00I noticed you seemed very, very nervous that first week.
14:03Oh, the deer in headlights?
14:05Yeah.
14:05Queer in the headlights.
14:07You walked out and it was like...
14:09I know.
14:10And I was like, who is this person?
14:11No, I felt it.
14:11I felt it.
14:12I agree with her.
14:13I was that deer.
14:14And I need to wake up.
14:16I need to be bigger.
14:17I need to be louder.
14:18I need to make herstory.
14:19I'm so glad you're all confident and also have the sense that this is going to be hard
14:23and you have to put in the hard work for it.
14:25And I cannot wait to see.
14:26Thank you so much.
14:26Thanks.
14:28Actors, actors, attention please.
14:31In just a few moments, you will all be heading to the set where you will be directed by our
14:35local thespian, Jeffrey Boyer Chapman.
14:37And this week, our extra special guest host is...
14:41Superstar from Shadowhunters, Jade Hasune.
14:45Welcome.
14:47Come on.
14:47So good luck, ladies.
14:49And don't fuck it up.
14:56Welcome to Hollywood North.
14:58If you can make it queer, you can make it anywhere.
15:01You ladies are telling a story of five drag queens who demand the right to vote from the
15:05premiere of Manitoba, who has his own secret connection to the cause.
15:09Now, I trust you've studied your scripts?
15:12Going into the challenge, I'm kind of worried about my lines.
15:15I can't wait to see what you've got.
15:17I am the team leader and I gotta...
15:18I gotta pull us through this.
15:20Action.
15:21Getting my steps in.
15:23Getting my steps in.
15:25Where are we?
15:27This place is nice.
15:28It's not.
15:29It's a horrible place full of toxic masculinity and...
15:35Sorry.
15:35I'm sorry.
15:36Oh my God.
15:38Action.
15:39It's a toxic institution full of...
15:41Oh my God.
15:44Just say the lines.
15:45Just say the lines, Boa.
15:47Boa, look.
15:48You've got the whole look.
15:48You've got the energy.
15:49You've got the voice.
15:50You've got everything going on.
15:51I just can't remember what's going on.
15:51Quit overthinking it.
15:52Action.
15:53You idiot.
15:54We are here to get the right to the drag queen.
15:57I'm so sorry.
15:57Oh my God.
15:58It's okay, honey.
15:58Let's take it again, okay?
15:59Just take a beat and breathe.
16:01I cannot remember my lines.
16:03I had them and they're gone.
16:05As team leader, I gotta pull my shit together.
16:07Okay, ladies, so this is a full page of dialogue and it would be great if we could try to
16:11get it in one solid take.
16:13Okay?
16:14You ready?
16:14Yeah.
16:15Action.
16:16Drag queens.
16:17Voting?
16:19Nope.
16:19Not on my watch.
16:21I assure you, nice drag queens don't want the vote.
16:26Who the we nice bitch?
16:33So, vegan and Tara, remember to enunciate because me sitting here even with the lines in front of me can't
16:39understand what you're saying.
16:40Okay.
16:40Okay?
16:41Action.
16:42Who the we nice bitch?
16:51Oh my God, what was it?
16:55Boa, you didn't pick me.
16:56You should have not picked yourself bitch.
16:59And action.
17:02Your waist, it's cinched.
17:06That was late.
17:08Cut.
17:09Kine, this is your moment to shine.
17:10So the slaps are like an amazing comic effect.
17:13Just don't leave so much of a gap in between each one.
17:15Just boom.
17:16Okay?
17:16Line.
17:17Action.
17:18And your cheeks are pinched.
17:20And your wrists are minced.
17:24I've never in my life yelled at a girl like this.
17:27Come on.
17:29Come on.
17:30Right enough.
17:31Show stunts and aids.
17:33Come on.
17:34That was great.
17:37Hello ladies.
17:38Hi.
17:39Please.
17:40Your heritage moment is about pioneering Dr. Wilma Hennefield who cured rare drag diseases
17:46like conteria, tongue popitis, and the shablams.
17:49Action.
17:50Ah.
17:53God.
17:55Miss Chatwood, you're on in five minutes.
17:57The crowd is going nuts.
17:59Sure.
18:00Great.
18:01No problem.
18:07And cut.
18:09Yes, ma'am.
18:10Oh my god.
18:12I got a few tricks off my bra.
18:15Truly, Chiara, I can't imagine getting a better take than that.
18:18One take wonder.
18:21All right, ladies.
18:22Let's move on.
18:23Action.
18:24She cured my sisters, my drag sisters.
18:27So sorry.
18:27Kiss her again.
18:29Can I...
18:30Go as far as you want to, honey.
18:31No, just like water.
18:32Can we get some water for Tainomi, please?
18:35Great.
18:35Jesus lord.
18:36And don't forget your pops, Annie.
18:39Tainomi is getting really stressed and I can feel it, but I'm trying to hold her hand
18:42and really help her through this.
18:44Action.
18:45Ryan, it's like there's some kind of plague.
18:48It's like there's some kind of plague going on.
18:50The drag sisters...
18:52Sorry.
18:52Say it again?
18:54Okay.
18:54Focus, focus, focus.
18:55Want me to feed it to you?
18:56Yes, please.
18:57So sorry.
18:57Okay.
18:58Just breathe, honey.
18:58Okay.
18:59This is where one of my witnesses come in.
19:00I want to do so well where I start fucking up.
19:04Action.
19:08That's Maggie Shatwood, the most booked and blessed queen in Canada.
19:14I think I'm really nailing this challenge.
19:16I'm working my fucking ass off and I know every fucking syllable of my lines.
19:20Go.
19:20Oh my God.
19:21I can't believe it.
19:22Maggie Shatwood in emergency surgery.
19:25You can't even buy tickets to Maggie's show.
19:29I got teabagged by a butch lesbian nurse.
19:31That's the best day of my life.
19:38And cut.
19:39Yes.
19:40Time is up this very second, ladies.
19:46Today's runway theme is not my first time in drag and we have to recreate our first drag looks.
19:54I was definitely the weakest link in the group, but I'm definitely, definitely coming through for the runway.
19:59I'm going to give them Tainomi 100%.
20:02I am losing my mind right now.
20:04I am having a crazy anxiety attack.
20:06I am ready to throw up, girl.
20:07All I can do is hope for the best and prepare to lip sync.
20:11What was your first time in drag like?
20:14When I was in high school, I started wearing makeup and it slowly became this desire to want to be
20:19more creative and more flamboyant and express myself more.
20:24My family was very accepting of me being gay.
20:26They weren't, you know, all too pleased with what I was doing with my makeup and doing drag.
20:31In 2016, my dad passed away from cancer.
20:35In the last few years of my dad's life, he really came around to seeing me for who I was.
20:41I'm so lucky, bitch.
20:42Yeah, I'm really lucky too.
20:43My parents are like my favorite people in the world.
20:46It's the best. I love my mom.
20:47For a long time, my mom, my dad, like they didn't really understand it.
20:51But then my mom came to like my first one of my shows and she was blown away.
20:58Aw, that's so sweet.
20:59She was like, I get it.
21:01Like, I see how much joy this brings you.
21:06And now she's like the biggest, biggest fucking lemon supporter.
21:10She calls my family five alive now because she's like, I'll be orange, your dad will be grapefruit, and your
21:15brother will be lime.
21:17I started drag at home with my friends.
21:21In the Bahamas?
21:21Yeah, yeah, in the Bahamas.
21:23And how's drag in the Bahamas?
21:24Unlike other countries like the United States and Canada, it wasn't accepted at all.
21:28I'm talking about I've had so many friends murdered.
21:31What?
21:31Shot in the face as they're opening their front doors.
21:34Are you fucking kidding me?
21:34Like shot in the face because they're gay?
21:36Yes.
21:36I don't talk about it a lot, but I too have been shot.
21:40And I have a bullet in my right kidney.
21:42Oh God.
21:42Really?
21:43Yeah.
21:43What was the situation? What happened?
21:45What happened?
21:45Fuck.
21:46I got home from work and these two guys are standing in my yard.
21:49No.
21:49No, no, no.
21:49Shit.
21:50No fucking shit.
21:50Yep.
21:50Serious, there's a heart attack.
21:51I pull into the driveway.
21:53They approach my car and they just start shooting.
21:55No!
21:56Are you lying?
21:57What the fuck?
21:58Legit.
21:58Three of the bullets hit me.
22:00One went into my arm, one went into my chest, and one went into my stomach.
22:03And I drove myself to the hospital.
22:05When I got to the hospital, I finally collapsed.
22:08And I remember being cold.
22:09I remember overhearing a doctor saying,
22:12I don't think he's going to make it through the night.
22:20I had to learn how to breathe again, learn how to walk again.
22:23And the minute the doctor gave me the clearance, I said, you know what?
22:27Peace out.
22:28Got my drag and I came straight to Canada.
22:30Claimed asylum and I've been here ever since.
22:32Was it complicated to come into Canada?
22:34It was not.
22:35I am so grateful to Canada.
22:36Refugee process as a gay man claiming asylum.
22:40I do have rage.
22:41I do have anger.
22:50I just want to come give you a little touch and let you know that we all love you so
22:53much.
22:53Yeah.
22:54We love you.
22:54I'm so sorry this happened to you.
22:58I just want to talk about it.
23:00You're brave for sharing it.
23:06As Canadians, we live in a lot of privilege that we're born with.
23:11And so I think this is a great reminder to all of us that what we have is lucky and
23:17that it should be celebrated.
23:19I've never been through that.
23:21I have had friends.
23:22I've lost friends along the way.
23:23I am happy you're here, Star.
23:26Thank you, girl.
23:27But don't bawl like that ever again.
23:30You messed me up.
23:48Come on, girl.
23:50Put the bass in your rock.
23:52Head to toe.
23:53Let your whole body top.
23:56And what?
23:58Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
24:01I'm Jade Hasune, and words cannot even describe how thrilled I am to be this week's extra special guest host.
24:08The beautiful Stacy Mackenzie.
24:10Jade, what is it like being a figure on Shadowhunters?
24:13It takes one to play one.
24:15My dear friend, Brooklyn Heights.
24:18Woo!
24:19And the oh-so-handsome Jeffrey Boyer Chapman.
24:22Do you think history ever repeats itself?
24:25Do you think history ever repeats itself?
24:28Wow, I just had geja vu.
24:31This week, the queens were challenged to shed light on some of Canada's unsung sheroes in all-new Canadian heritage
24:38moments.
24:39Gentlemen, start your engines.
24:41And may the best woman win.
24:47The realness.
24:48Category is Not My First Time.
24:51Elevated interpretations of their first time in drag.
24:54Not my realness.
24:55First up, Lemon.
24:57She owns everything.
25:01My first time in drag, I was serving you busted, broke down, can't even pay my rent.
25:06And this time, I am serving you gorgeous, expensive elegans.
25:10Oh, Fifty Shades of Gay.
25:13Yeah.
25:13I just simply don't have room in my box for all these diamonds.
25:17Next, is Rita Baga.
25:20Oh, look, it's Orlando Bloom.
25:23My first time in drag, I was giving you cheap sunflower swimsuit.
25:27And now, I'm working this runway.
25:30I'm letting the sunshine in, baby.
25:32Achoo!
25:33Oh, I have a pill for that.
25:36And next, Tainomi Banks.
25:40Pony up.
25:41My first time in drag was a simple little dress, turtleneck, a little girl not knowing what she's doing.
25:46Now, the fantasy is a never-ending story.
25:49Anything mythical, I am all there.
25:52Giddy up.
25:53Do you know what gay horses eat?
25:55Dick.
25:57Next is Kiara.
26:01My first time in drag, I felt like a $20 cheap glamazon.
26:06But tonight on the runway, I feel expensive.
26:08I feel like a millionaire.
26:10I feel like a rich bitch.
26:11I'm getting flashbacks to Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie.
26:17A lady never leaves home without her handbag.
26:20And next, Anastasia Anaque.
26:24She's gonna go this way.
26:25Oh, look, now she's gonna go that way.
26:28Oh, wait, no, no, no.
26:29She's gonna go this way.
26:31My first time in drag, look, I was attending the Miss Endangered Species Pageant.
26:37And now, I'm giving you hair for the gods.
26:40I'm giving you jewels.
26:42Pageant girl realness at its best.
26:45She won presentation, question and answer, and talent.
26:51Next up is Boa.
26:54What's up, hombre?
26:57The devil wears nada.
26:59My first time in drag, I was giving you back alley hooker.
27:02And now, I'm giving you front alley escort about to get in my limo.
27:07Oh, peek-a-boo.
27:09The red shoes mean she's a slut.
27:11Actually, everything means she's a slut.
27:15And next is Kine.
27:17I'm Ursula, bitch!
27:22My first time in drag, look, was at a Halloween party three years ago.
27:25I came dressed as Ursula the sea witch.
27:28I've got bigger hair this time around.
27:30I've got nicer makeup.
27:31I'm looking Stacy Mackenzie right in the eyes.
27:34And I am strutting it for all I've got.
27:36You poor unfortunate soul.
27:39I knew Tinky Winky was a slut.
27:43And now, Priyanka.
27:46She has somewhere to be next year.
27:50My first time in drag, look, was me doing some sort of weird Stevie Nicks impersonation.
27:55I've now taken this look and turned her into latex fetish fish fantasy.
28:02That's right.
28:03And be careful, because she's probably a vampire, too.
28:06It pleathers me to pleather you.
28:08Do you think that thing picks up satellite?
28:12Scarlet Bobo.
28:13My first time in drag, look, was just me at like 16.
28:17I want to show them how far I've come to the fucking globe-trotting international sensation, Circus Freak.
28:25Take it all in, because this bitch is on fire!
28:29Oh!
28:34I am the first bitch in herstory to fucking give you a fire-swallowing trick on the runway.
28:42I smell burnt tuck.
28:45Ilona Verley.
28:47Skippity-doo-dah-gay.
28:50My eyes are up here and down here.
28:53I am serving you head-to-toe, polished re-realization of my first time in drag.
28:58I am stomping the runway like I just got kicked out of school.
29:01I'm looking the judges right in the eyes, and I'm letting them have it.
29:04And now, Jimbo.
29:10My first time in drag, look, was a zombie cheerleader.
29:14But now, I am giving you some back-from-the-dead, looking-for-head, zombie realness.
29:21Yeah!
29:24Wow, my dolly scares me!
29:28Welcome, ladies.
29:30Let's take a look at your heritage moments.
29:33First up, Team Boa.
29:42Getting my steps in. Getting my steps in.
29:45Ooh! This place is nice.
29:48It's not nice.
29:50It's a sexist place full of toxic masculinity and institutionalized misogynistic misogyny!
29:56I would love a misogynize.
29:59My back is hurting.
30:01You idiot!
30:02We are here to get the drag queen's right to vote.
30:05Vegan and Tara, play us a gay fight song!
30:09We're leaving it off!
30:12Let's hear it for the love!
30:14Awesome!
30:15See, we killed it!
30:18Drag queens voted?
30:20Nope, not on my watch.
30:22I assure you, nice drag queens don't want the vote.
30:27Premier Sisman, we demand you give us and all drag queens the right to vote!
30:33Nellie, don't be so shrill, okay? Maybe just, like, smile or something.
30:38These guys are never going to want to boink us.
30:40I can't even with you muffer jets!
30:44There's something about that man. I just can't put my finger on it.
30:50I can.
30:52I think he has the hots for me.
30:55You know what? I should probably go talk to him.
31:00Someone should follow her.
31:05Oh, I'll do it. I may hate the guy, but Premier Sisman doesn't deserve crabs.
31:13He's so handsome.
31:15Shut your flat drop, Tiffany.
31:17Who do these muffer jets think they are coming for me?
31:20Look!
31:22If they only knew.
31:25I'm sickening too!
31:28He's a drag queen!
31:31Please don't tell anyone!
31:32Move, I'm gay!
31:35Your waist is cinched!
31:38And your cheeks are pinched!
31:40And your wrists are minced!
31:44I have never in my life yet had a gun like this!
31:47Premier Sisman, you should come out.
31:49Because if you can't love yourself...
31:52Because if you don't, I won't make it home in time to watch Hinderland.
31:58Queens!
31:59Gentlemen!
32:00Premier Sisman has got something to say.
32:03I've changed my mind.
32:06Shantae, you stay!
32:07You all stay!
32:09And vote!
32:10And that's the story of how drag queens won the right to vote.
32:16And more importantly, how we all got boyfriends
32:20and learned how to smile.
32:22A part of our heritage.
32:27The end.
32:29The end.
32:38Now let's jump into the hot tuck time machine with Team Anastasia.
32:52Miss Chatwood, you're on in five minutes. The crowd is going nuts!
32:57I regret it. No problem.
33:02I just can't! I just can't do it! I can't dead drop!
33:09Does anyone smell burnt tuck?
33:14That just smells!
33:17Yeah!
33:19The end.
33:19What?
33:27Dr. Bradley, 274.
33:29Hmm, I heard Dr. Hannefield is a miracle worker.
33:32She cured my drag sister's genital swamps.
33:36I just hope she can help with my contour-rea.
33:39I look like Trixie Mattel did sex with a Picasso.
33:42So, why are you here?
33:44Tongue popitis.
33:46Can't stop.
33:47Can't stop the pop.
33:49And the pop just don't stop.
33:55So sorry.
33:57It's like there's plagues everywhere.
33:59My drag sisters on this side of Laval are out of whack.
34:03My drag mother, my drag stepdaughter-in-law, and that bitch in triage.
34:09I need to see Dr. Eddiefield!
34:12Okay, come with me, Maggie.
34:15How are you doing?
34:16Not well, bitch!
34:21It's that burnt tax pen again!
34:26That's Maggie Chatwood, the most booked and blessed queen in Canada!
34:32If this plague gets any worse, our careers will be over as well.
34:35I can't go back to working in coat check.
34:37I just can't!
34:39Too many people have died.
34:40Where is Dr. Hennefield?
34:44Someone called the doctor because I'm feeling sickening!
34:50Whoa!
34:50Maggie Chatwood, you're famous!
34:53Would you take a selfie?
34:54You don't have time to draw yourself!
34:56She's having a case of the shablams!
34:58We need to pick this queen to the emergency surgery right now!
35:03Hey, doctor!
35:04Hello, hello!
35:05Help me pick up this skinny left gen!
35:07Go!
35:07Oh my god, I can't believe it.
35:09Maggie Chatwood, emergency surgery.
35:12You can't even buy tickets to Maggie's show.
35:15Not since she did that quintuple sow cow in the Rideau.
35:21Scalpel.
35:22In your hand.
35:24Of course.
35:25It's already done.
35:26I've never been in a surgery room before.
35:29Yeah, me neither.
35:31Doctor!
35:32Quick, quick, quick!
35:33The bitch is wavering between basic and sickening!
35:36If she drops any lower, she will prolapse!
35:39Been there.
35:41Where's the prolapse?
35:43Miss Chatwood, what do you feel?
35:45I am living!
35:48She's amazing!
35:49Performing with an exposed brain?
35:55Give that to me.
35:57Okay, Miss Chatwood.
35:59How do you feel when I do that?
36:03Burn Tuck.
36:04I smell Burn Tuck!
36:07I made it!
36:08I've isolated the Shablamz!
36:11I'm a genius!
36:12Shut up one second.
36:13I've isolated the source of the Shablamz.
36:16She's cured.
36:17I'm a genius.
36:19Dr. Wilma Hennefield drew the roadmap of the drag brain.
36:23She cured dozens of drag queen-related ailments, including the Shablamz.
36:27Well, actually, bitch, that was my idea.
36:37I just have to say to everyone here, I've never been more proud to be Canadian,
36:42and I've never been more proud to be gay in my entire life.
36:48Ladies, this week you performed in groups, but tonight you'll be judged individually.
36:56Now when I call your name, please step forward.
36:59Anastasia Inakwe.
37:03Ilona Verli.
37:06Rita Bega.
37:10Scarlet Bobo.
37:13You are all...
37:16safe.
37:18You may leave the stage.
37:24And now it's time for the judges' critiques.
37:27Starting with...
37:29Lemon.
37:30Wow!
37:31What a transformation from last week.
37:34And the way you worked it on the runway.
37:36That's a lot of fabric to work with.
37:37You look beautiful.
37:39You killed it for me.
37:41As far as the acting challenge.
37:42Also, so good.
37:44Have you done this before?
37:45I haven't really acted in, like, a scene with, like, words before, but I do a lot of, like, dance
37:49theatre.
37:50It's amazing because your words were flowing.
37:52You were really quite extraordinary.
37:53Thank you so much.
37:54Next up, Tainomi Banks.
37:57This outfit.
38:00I wish the waist was more cinched in.
38:02I wish you didn't have the fishnets on.
38:04I wish there was a black, just a black pantyhose or just a bare leg.
38:08But I appreciated that I saw a little bit more of Tainomi Banks on the runway today.
38:11I loved you on the runway.
38:13You had a lot of energy.
38:14You know, you brought, like, the drama.
38:16What do you think of Tainomi Banks acting?
38:18It seemed like Lemon was propping you up.
38:20I lack experience in acting.
38:22The fact that you are new to this really isn't very relevant because Lemon is as well, and she slayed
38:27the game.
38:29Thank you, Tainomi.
38:30Kiara.
38:31The whole thing was really good.
38:32Energy was there.
38:33Your character was definitely there.
38:34Honey, you knocked it out of the park.
38:36You brought it every take.
38:37Your energy was incredible.
38:39This outfit is beautiful.
38:40It's a little basic for me.
38:43But I'm looking at the picture, and it's basically the exact same dress in a different fabric.
38:48Watch your posture.
38:49And also take a longer stride as well.
38:51That's a little thing right there.
38:52It's going to elongate you.
38:53Next up, Team Captain Boa.
38:56You told me that you had really only focused on your lines, and it showed.
39:02Your look is very beautiful.
39:04And it's like, when you walked out, I was waiting for you to give me that drama.
39:08And I didn't get that.
39:09Have the confidence that you are sexy.
39:11Brooklyn Heights just that I'm sexy.
39:14Oh my god.
39:15They'll edit it out.
39:19Up next, Kyne.
39:21I didn't get as many laughs out of you as I would have liked.
39:25You showed up.
39:26You knew your lines.
39:28That was about it.
39:29I prefer your hair in the before picture.
39:31I prefer your makeup in the before picture too.
39:33I would have liked to see a latex black gown or something.
39:36This is just a little bit basic for me.
39:39The before photo, I agree with Brooklyn.
39:41I was so excited to see what this is going to be.
39:44Let's go to Stacy.
39:45What do you think about your outfit?
39:48I like my outfit.
39:50Really?
39:50Yeah.
39:53What I don't like about the outfit is that it doesn't do you any justice at all.
39:56When you turn around, you can see that little peak of skin that is your skin color.
40:02And that just immediately took me out of the fantasy, the illusion of it.
40:05You only get one chance, all of you.
40:07You only get one chance to shine.
40:08So you got to make the best of it when you're on the stage.
40:11Priyanka.
40:12You were in character from beginning to end.
40:15You were funny.
40:16You were engaging.
40:18You did an amazing job.
40:20My go down is the slowest runway walk in Drag Race history.
40:25Stunning.
40:25Oh my God.
40:27Last but certainly not least.
40:29Jimbo.
40:30Your look tonight, honey.
40:31You're terrifying me and I love it.
40:34And you won the acting challenge.
40:36I was very impressed with you.
40:37The one thing that I will say, though, is that you played a little bit small.
40:41I want to see the girl that you brought in day one.
40:44I know you got it.
40:46Now serve it to us.
40:47Okay.
40:47You had such an arc in the scene.
40:50And it ended up being my favorite character.
40:52Wow.
40:53I love the detachable ponytails.
40:55I thought that was such a cute little gimmick to have.
40:57I think you look amazing.
40:59Thank you, ladies.
41:00I think we've heard enough.
41:01You may head back to the workroom to untuck while we deliberate.
41:08I'm not going to complain about being safe in week two.
41:10I'm not complaining yet.
41:11I'm not complaining yet.
41:11I'm not complaining yet.
41:12Sasha and Violet were safe all the way to the end of their season.
41:14And then they swooped in.
41:15Same sissies.
41:16Yay.
41:17It's going to be our new single.
41:18Ding.
41:19Ding.
41:21Oh.
41:22Hey, ladies.
41:24Let's get up and let them have a seat in the front.
41:26Come on.
41:27Sit down.
41:27Hello, ladies.
41:28Can I know me?
41:29What did they say to you?
41:29So this look, they didn't like it.
41:33I'm not cinched enough, Brooklyn said.
41:35When it came to Jeffrey, he was like this.
41:39He's like, Lemon, it's the first time.
41:43She came through.
41:44How about you?
41:46And I'm just like, oh my god, you're still right here.
41:50Okay.
41:52Oh, Jade was so impressed.
41:54He said it's natural to have a lag.
41:56To be fair though, we all have lags, honey.
42:00What?
42:01She said we have a lag.
42:02I feel like she just wanted attention.
42:03A lag.
42:04L-A-G.
42:06Leg.
42:07Leg.
42:07Like people are going slow.
42:08A delay.
42:09Like this brain lag that you're having right now.
42:12Boa is so stupid.
42:17Lemon, how do you feel different this week and last week?
42:20I worked my dick off to like, I don't have one anymore.
42:24No, I just worked so, so, so, so hard this week.
42:28And you were an amazing teammate as well.
42:30Thank you so much.
42:31So, Kai, what are you feeling right now?
42:36Brooklyn didn't like me.
42:37What?
42:38Yeah.
42:39They liked her before picture better than her after picture.
42:43Yeah.
42:43Earlier in the workroom, you said to me that you were afraid that your look was a little basic.
42:48Yeah.
42:48So, when they asked you like, do you think your look is basic?
42:51Why did you not say like, I kind of agree.
42:53I...
42:54What did Brooklyn say to you?
42:54What did you say to Brooklyn?
42:55She asked if I learned my lesson and I, I said I did and that I was going to change
42:59things
43:00and I thought I did.
43:02But I, you know...
43:03But you also said you'd accept her apology.
43:07That was a joke I was trying to...
43:10Just between us Moose Knuckles, what do you think?
43:15Starting with Lemon.
43:17I think Lemon is a star.
43:19Just seems to like ooze out naturally.
43:21That gown was just exquisite.
43:24And in the challenge, she was so fluid and easy and natural.
43:27Like it looked like she had been acting for years.
43:29I just love that she came ready and just ready to like slay and slay all the way.
43:35Priyanka.
43:38I love Priyanka.
43:39In the acting, like I just thought she was hilarious.
43:41Right, she's here to win.
43:43One of my top looks on the runway tonight by far.
43:46Fun, fun, fun.
43:49Jimbo.
43:49Jimbo is the reason why I watched Drag Race.
43:51I want to be freaked out.
43:52I want to just be like, see things that are unexpected.
43:54She's very good at freaking us out and making us be like, huh?
43:57But in the best way possible.
43:59And then in the acting challenge, she knew all of her lines.
44:02She showed up to set totally prepared.
44:03What I love about Jimbo is that Jimbo stays true to who she is.
44:08Chiara.
44:08She just looks so beautiful.
44:10Not a lot of queens can pull off that naked-y little, no hip pads, no boobs dress moment and
44:16work it.
44:17She nailed every take.
44:18She was there for her sisters.
44:20She was very professional.
44:22She really came out of her shell yesterday and I'm so glad that she did.
44:25She did Montreal proud.
44:27Ty Nomi Banks.
44:28She was nervous.
44:29She didn't know her lines.
44:31And even when I did deliver her lines to her, she still had trouble following along.
44:35And when she did get it, it was so lackluster.
44:37In terms of her runway look, she looked like a knight from the round table.
44:41Like, it looked like she was going on a holy crusade.
44:45Boa.
44:46Boa was very constricted.
44:49When she would say her lines, it's like she'd turn off until she had to say the next line.
44:53She was the team leader.
44:55She came in totally unprepared.
44:57She was very much in her head.
44:59I had to feed her every single line.
45:02I was really disappointed in Boa when she came out on the runway because of her presentation.
45:07It was very bland.
45:08Well, Stacey, not all of us can be international supermodels of the world, darling.
45:12Speak for yourself.
45:13Yes, you all can be.
45:15Kind.
45:16First of all, her outfit was horrific.
45:18I didn't like it at all.
45:19It was ill-shaped.
45:20There was a lot going on.
45:21There was no finish.
45:22There was no polish.
45:23It was like my least favorite look on the runway.
45:25In the acting challenge, she wasn't terrible.
45:29You know, and I felt bad at first because I didn't really remember her performance.
45:33And I have to say that she took our criticism from last week in the attitude department.
45:38Absolutely.
45:39And she was much more receptive to what we had to say.
45:42All right.
45:42Have we made our decision?
45:44I believe we have.
45:45Yes.
45:45Bring back our vintage vixens.
45:50Ladies, based on your performance in the heritage moments and your runway presentation,
45:56we've made some decisions.
45:57Jimbo.
45:59Great work this week.
46:00You're safe.
46:01You may join your sisters.
46:05Kiara.
46:06You're safe.
46:10Lemon.
46:11On the runway and in the challenge, your address was pure Hollywood.
46:17Lemon.
46:18Condragulations.
46:19You are the winner of this week's challenge.
46:23It's me!
46:25You have won a sickening supply of makeup courtesy of Anastasia Beverly Hills.
46:32It is valued at over $5,000.
46:35Well done, Lemon.
46:36You may join your sisters.
46:37Thank you so much.
46:42Priyanka.
46:43You're safe.
46:45You may join your sisters.
46:47Kyne.
46:48As a Muffragette, you did show up.
46:50But on the runway, we question your glow up.
46:56I'm sorry, my dear, but you're up for elimination.
47:01Boa, your runway presentation gagged us, but your acting challenge did not give us streep throat.
47:10Tainomi, then your acting performance, our account at Tainomi Banks, lost interest.
47:17Boa.
47:19You're safe.
47:21You may join your sisters.
47:27Tainomi, my dear, I'm sorry, but that means you are up for elimination.
47:31Two queens stand before us.
47:35Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of If You Could Read My Mind.
47:42This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
47:51The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
47:59Good luck.
48:01And don't fuck it up.
48:06If you could read my mind, love
48:09What a tale my thoughts would tell
48:13Just like an old time movie
48:16About a ghost trouble wishing well
48:20In a castle car
48:22Or a fortress strong
48:25With chains upon my feet
48:27You know that ghost is me
48:31You know that ghost is me
48:32I don't know where we went wrong
48:35But the feeling's gone
48:37And I just can't get it back
48:43If you could read my mind, yeah
48:46If you could read my mind, love
48:50What a tale my thoughts would tell
48:53Just like a paperback novel
48:56The kind of drugs stole a sale
49:00When you reach the park
49:03Where the heart ain't gone
49:05The hero would be you
49:09Heroes of the day
49:12If you could
49:14If you could read my mind
49:19If you could read my mind
49:20If you could read my mind
49:22If you could read my mind, love
49:30What a tale my thoughts would tell
49:33Just like an old-time movie
49:37About a ghost from a wishing well
49:40When we reach the part
49:43Where the heart ain't gone
49:45A hero would be you
49:49Heroes often bear
49:52Never thought I'd feel this way
49:56And I've got to say that I just don't get it
50:00I don't know where we went from
50:02But the feeling's gone
50:04And I just can't get it now
50:07If you could
50:08If you could
50:10If you could reach my mind
50:13If you could
50:15If you could
50:17If you could reach my mind
50:22Yes!
50:23Yes, girls!
50:25Yes!
50:26Good job, ladies.
50:29Right now, I feel I'm in shambles a little bit.
50:32I was overwhelmed
50:33And I started crying
50:39Don't cry
50:41I'm about to go home
50:42This is my moment, okay?
50:54Ladies, we've made a decision
51:01Tainomi Banks
51:03Shantae, you stay
51:14Kind, as a darling of social media
51:17You came here with lots of likes
51:19But my darling
51:20You leave Canada's drag race
51:22A certified star
51:24I've always forged my own path in life
51:27And I think it's my destiny to do that forever
51:31Now, sashay away
51:34I love you, I love you girls
51:36I love me, I love you
51:42See you on the internet
51:43Thanks for watching
51:49I am so excited to be here
51:51I feel very proud
51:53I just love drag
51:54And I want to impart that knowledge
51:56onto the world
51:57And to the next generation of queens
51:59I'm taking away a group of some great new friends
52:03And a big slice of humble pie