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00:00Hey there! My name is Torimar!
00:03I'm a super-sized, gizmo-eyed gadget cat from the future!
00:07I've been set back in time to take care of this guy!
00:10Nobody, but he's a man!
00:12Torimar!
00:13And that's where I come in!
00:15To save the day with an amazing invention
00:17from my fourth dimensional secret gadget puzzle!
00:20But things never turn out as planned!
00:24Get ready, cause here we go again!
00:30Hey, why do you have two gloves?
00:32Well, my glove is all old and worn out,
00:35but Nobi's glove looks brand new!
00:38And what's weird is we've both had our gloves for the same amount of time!
00:41The difference is, unlike you, I take care of my things!
00:45Yeah, right! You're the worst player on the field!
00:48You've never caught a single ball!
00:50That's why this glove looks so good!
00:52Because you're so bad at baseball!
00:54I am not! I've got an idea!
00:56You guys should swap gloves! I mean, it should be used, right?
01:00Yeah!
01:01That's a great idea!
01:02This glove's just going to waste with Nobi anyway!
01:06But I still need a glove!
01:07Thanks, man! See ya!
01:09Enjoy that ratty old mitt!
01:10Hey, that's not a fair trade!
01:12What? You don't like my old glove?
01:16Love it!
01:19Drive on!
01:21Nobi!
01:24Hey, what's the matter?
01:26It's gone!
01:27Your dad!
01:28He did something truly terrible!
01:31He ate the last!
01:33Yummy man!
01:35I'm sorry, Doraemon!
01:39If I'd known it was the last one, I wouldn't have eaten it!
01:44Don't worry, buddy! He'll get you another one!
01:47Yeah, but I wanted this one!
01:50Well, you still have half of it left!
01:52But I want more than half!
01:54I know! I've got just the thing!
01:56You do?
01:57I'll use the woodcutter's pie!
02:03Looks more like a kiddie pull to me!
02:05You've heard the tale about the honest woodcutter before, haven't ya?
02:08Yeah, nah!
02:10This is the tale of the honest woodcutter!
02:13Once upon a time, an honest woodcutter was cutting down a tree!
02:16When suddenly, his hand slipped and he dropped the only axe he had into a nearby pond!
02:23Huh?
02:24Little did he know, the lake was enchanted!
02:26A beautiful lady appeared!
02:29I thought you said she was beautiful!
02:31Shh! Pay attention!
02:33And then the woodcutter said...
02:35Whoa! Who are you?
02:36I am the lady of the lake!
02:39Did you by any chance drop this gold axe?
02:41Or this silver axe?
02:43She sure sounds funny for a lady!
02:45That's not important to the story!
02:47And if you ask me, she sounds lovely!
02:49Neither of those are mine!
02:51I dropped the plain old iron axe!
02:53I can see that you are an honest person!
02:55And I shall reward your honesty by giving you all three axes!
03:00Wow! You mean it! This is so cool!
03:03Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
03:05The next day, the honest woodcutter tells his friend about the three axes he received!
03:10And so his friend, also a woodcutter, decides to go to the pond and try his luck as well!
03:17This has to be the place!
03:19Okay, lovely lady, come on up!
03:21Did you by any chance drop this gold axe or this silver axe into the water?
03:27And the greedy woodcutter answered...
03:30Why, yes! Both of those belong to me!
03:33You are a greedy liar!
03:35And I don't give anything to greedy liars!
03:38So the lady of the lake, angry and disappointed, went back into the water!
03:43Nay! Don't I even get my junky old axe back? What a rip!
03:47And that is the story!
03:49Yay!
03:51Come on, it's awesome!
03:54Just drop the half-eaten yummy bun into the pond!
04:06Did you by any chance drop this gigantic yummy bun into the water?
04:12You gotta be honest, tell a lie and you won't get anything!
04:15Nope! I dropped a half-eaten yummy bun into the pond!
04:20I see that you are an honest individual!
04:23I'll reward your honesty by giving you this giant yummy bun!
04:27Ha-ha-ha!
04:30Ta-da!
04:33Hey, wait a minute! Shouldn't she give back the half-eaten yummy bun, too?
04:38This is a pond, not a lake! The rules are different!
04:40Right!
04:41No, wait! I'm brilliant! What if I drop this old glove in the pond?
04:46Go ahead!
04:51Sweet!
04:52Did you by any chance drop this shiny brand new glove into the water?
04:57Hmm?
04:57No, no! The glove I dropped was all old and worn out!
05:01I can see that you are an honest person!
05:03And I'll reward your honesty by giving you this shiny new glove!
05:08Awesome!
05:09See? It always pays to be honest!
05:11Ha-ha-ha! Check it out! I got a brand new glove!
05:15Nope!
05:15Nope!
05:16Huh?
05:16How'd you do on the math test today?
05:21Oh! What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
05:25Hey! I'll drop it in the water and turn it into a perfect score!
05:29Deal!
05:29Huh?
05:31Stop stalling, and show me that...
05:33Did you by any chance drop this beautiful sheet of paper into the water?
05:39Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y! No, that's not mine! That's not mine at all!
05:42You are clearly an honest person!
05:44I'll reward you with this beautiful sheet of paper
05:47despite it being mauled by a horrible failing trade.
05:52What!? How could you get a zero? You didn't get one, right!?
05:57Explain yourself!
05:58Uh, you look pretty.
05:59I gotta go behind!
06:00Get back here right now!
06:02Hold on, Novi!
06:03Wait for me!
06:05Ah, that didn't work at all.
06:07Yep, prettying up a zero is like putting lipstick on a pig.
06:11Hey, I know!
06:13Let's take the woodcutter's pond over to Sue's house
06:15and see if there's anything old she wants to swap out.
06:18Yeah, she's the perfect person to share this with.
06:21She'll be way excited, I know it.
06:23Oh, yeah? Why's that?
06:25Huh?
06:26What's she getting that'll make her so happy?
06:29Oh, uh, nothing important?
06:31Yeah, it's lame.
06:32Well, after you, sir.
06:33And Diddy.
06:34Hmm?
06:35Something doesn't smell right with those two.
06:38Then I say we follow him.
06:39Come on.
06:40Sue, you home?
06:42Coming!
06:43Oh, hey guys, it's you. What's going on?
06:46I've got a surprise.
06:47Doraemon has something amazing and you've got to check it out.
06:50Really?
06:51If it's something cool, I want in.
06:53What you said.
06:54Okey dokey.
06:56It's all set and ready to go.
07:00I brought this dress.
07:01It's my favorite, but I'm afraid it's gotten a little ratty in places.
07:04Then drop it into the pond and it'll come back better than ever.
07:07Well, if you say so.
07:11Did you, by any chance, drop this beautiful new dress into the water?
07:15No, uh-uh.
07:16The one I dropped in was old and worn out.
07:18I can see that you are an honest person.
07:21I will reward your honesty by giving you this beautiful new dress.
07:26Oh, no way.
07:27I can't believe it.
07:28I got a new dress.
07:29Pretty cool, isn't it?
07:30Yup, totally cool.
07:32Huh?
07:33Holding out on us again, huh?
07:35If it's for real, then we want in on it, too.
07:37Mm-hmm.
07:39Too much out.
07:39Just in good.
07:42So, which epically awesome thing should I take and make even more awesomer?
07:46Huh?
07:48Hey, did I get here before Big G?
07:52Then I get to go first.
07:54So, what did you bring to swap out, Sneetch?
07:58This guy.
07:59But that thing's brand new.
08:00That 3D player just barely hit the stores.
08:03You can't get better than that.
08:05What?
08:05This piece of junk?
08:07It's almost three weeks old already.
08:08Ancient.
08:15Huh?
08:16Did you, by any chance, drop this brand new handheld 3D game palm into the water?
08:21Yeah, that looks exactly like the one I dropped.
08:23What's up with that?
08:29Yep, mine.
08:30Definitely mine.
08:31I'd know my incredibly awesome 3D game palm anywhere.
08:35That's not how it works.
08:38What you have just told me is a lie.
08:41And I don't give anything to liars.
08:43No!
08:44Hey!
08:45Come back here!
08:46Where are you going with my cool game palm?
08:48It serves you right, Sneetch.
08:49You should have told the truth.
08:51Yeah, okay.
08:52I get it.
08:52I've learned that lesson now.
08:55Stupid magic pod!
09:00Did you, by any chance, drop this enormous boulder into the water?
09:04No, oh, not mine, not mine!
09:07I can see that you are an honest person.
09:10And I shall reward your honesty by giving you this potentially dangerous boulder.
09:14I don't want it, I don't want it!
09:20Oh yeah, that's gonna leave a mark.
09:23Oh, Sneetch, are you all right?
09:25I have a boulder on my back.
09:27Does it look like I'm all right?
09:29There's a much nicer rock, granite.
09:30Okay, I'm ready.
09:32Let's do this.
09:34I'm smarter than you nerd brains who brought just one thing.
09:37Then by smarter, you mean greedier and yes.
09:39You're just jealous.
09:43Oh no!
09:45Wynelow!
09:45Going down!
09:46D'oh!
09:48Huh?
10:04Did any of you, by chance, drop this beautiful big G into the water?
10:12No!
10:12Ours was a whole lot dirtier and way smellier than that guy!
10:15Look at that smile, totally creepy!
10:18It's just not right!
10:19Take it away!
10:20Take it away!
10:21I can see that you are all honest people.
10:23I'll reward your honesty by giving you this nice and well-mannered big G.
10:29Hi, guys.
10:30It sure is a pleasant day, isn't it?
10:33The scent of lilacs in the air makes me feel like sharing.
10:37What do we do?
10:38I'm not really sure, but there might be a little more peace and quiet if we keep him.
10:43I just want you to know how happy I am that we are friends.
11:02Ranger?
11:05Is that you?
11:06Ranger, I can't believe it!
11:08You can't back!
11:15Ranger, I'm here!
11:16I'm right here, boy!
11:20Ranger!
11:22I've missed you so much!
11:35That was the best story ever!
11:38Ranger never once gave up.
11:40He crossed rivers, climbed mountains, and traveled thousands of miles to get back to the boy he loved.
11:45It'd be pretty sweet to have a dog like that.
11:48Mom!
11:51This house is not getting a dog.
11:53You could read my mind!
11:54No, just saw you watching Ranger come home.
11:57When you watched that wizard movie, you wanted a pet griffin.
12:01Doraemon!
12:02You'll want me to give you something that's going to be close to a dog, don't you?
12:05Yeah!
12:06You could read my mind, too!
12:10Pets coming!
12:12Put a little of this on a rock, shine it up nicely, and you'll have the best pet ever!
12:16Why the heck would I want a pet rock?
12:18Trust me, it'll be like having your own dog.
12:21Just give it a try, okay?
12:25All right.
12:27Think that rock will be a good pet?
12:29If you like the way it looks, yeah.
12:33I don't know, this is a really big decision.
12:36I'll leave it to fate.
12:40Well, it looks like any other rock, but let's give it a try.
12:44Am I doing this right?
12:45Let me see.
12:47Yep, just keep at it and you'll be amazed.
12:50Uh, okay.
12:55That sounds like a mouse!
12:57And I hate mice!
12:59Look at mice!
13:01He got it away from me!
13:03Bummer!
13:05Huh?
13:06Whoa!
13:09Wait a sec, slow down!
13:14Hey, that tickles!
13:17Hey, he likes you!
13:19Yeah, this really is like having a dog.
13:25He even follows me wherever I go.
13:28Guess I should give him a name.
13:30How about Rocky?
13:31Yeah, I like it.
13:33All right, little guy, then Rocky it is.
13:37Oh, hey, what do I feed him?
13:38Sand and water!
13:40Awesome!
13:41That's a pet food I can afford!
13:45What you doing, nice castle?
13:47Just gonna take some sand from ya.
13:50Sharing's caring!
13:56Gettaboy, eat up!
13:57That's more where that came from.
14:14Weird, now what's he doing?
14:16I don't know, it's like he's looking for something.
14:20Now he's digging up the carpet.
14:24No, stop digging!
14:28Huh?
14:31Noobie, if I find a dog in this...
14:34Wait, what?
14:35Dog, what?
14:36You look pretty!
14:36I could have sworn I heard...
14:48Rocky!
14:57What do you think he wants now?
14:59I bet he's asking to go for a walk.
15:05A good pet owner makes sure to walk their dog every day.
15:08Every day?
15:09Who knew owning a pet would be so much work?
15:12See that?
15:13He loves going on walks.
15:22Yeah, lead the way, Rocky!
15:26Come on, this way!
15:29This way, come on, boy!
15:32Haha, betcha can't catch me!
15:40He likes digging!
15:41I know, let's hide and see if he knows we're gone!
15:56Look, he's trying to find us!
15:58Aw, he's really worried!
16:00Tell him where we are!
16:04Hey, Rocky!
16:05I'm right here!
16:08Rocky!
16:10This way, boy!
16:14He loves me!
16:16Oh, he loves me!
16:19Dang, that was a bullseye!
16:21You might want to train him not to jump on your face, though!
16:24Hey, Nobe!
16:24Doraemon!
16:25What are you doing?
16:26Hey, check it out!
16:27We're walking my new pet, Rocky!
16:30Who's Rocky?
16:31Your dog?
16:32Not a dog, a pet rock!
16:34Okay, boy, speak!
16:37Cool!
16:38Now give me five!
16:42Wow, he's awesome!
16:43I wish I had a pet rock as cute as him!
16:46Doraemon, what do you think about giving some of your pet polish to Sue?
16:49My pleasure!
16:55Wow, cool!
16:57A crystal ball dog?
16:58Yeah, and that's what I named her!
16:59Crystal!
17:00Oh, easy, boy!
17:22Down, boy, down!
17:24Rocky, no, don't!
17:29Rocky!
17:30I didn't know you had it in you!
17:34Whoa, look!
17:35What's going on here?
17:37You turned a couple of rocks into pets!
17:40Awesome!
17:41I want one, too!
17:42Yeah, these guys are great!
17:44They make the perfect pets!
17:45Will you do it?
17:46Knock yourselves out!
17:47Okay, I'm gonna find me the coolest dog you guys have ever seen!
17:52Ditto!
17:54There you go, buddy!
17:56You're gonna be way better than that weeny little rock Noby's got!
18:02What's that?
18:02You want to go for a walk?
18:04Well, let's do it!
18:06Check it out!
18:09Your rock looks pretty beauty now, Noby!
18:13Yeah, yes, you've got the biggest pet rock on the block!
18:16Oh, yeah!
18:17Oh, yeah!
18:18To heck with your little pebbles!
18:20I made my pet out of a boulder!
18:25Hey, oh, boy!
18:29Come here, Hulkstone!
18:32Don't bark at those guys, buddy!
18:34They're my friends!
18:35I know you thought you were being a good boulder doe!
18:39Yeah, I know, I love you, too!
18:43Wow, you really like this game, don't you?
18:45Yeah, all right, one more time!
18:54What do you say we step it up a notch?
18:56No!
18:57Fetch!
18:58Nice catch!
19:09Yeah, I know, you like to play!
19:11Hmm!
19:25Sneetch, darling!
19:26I'm just a little concerned about the floors!
19:29Hulkstone!
19:35Sneetch!
19:36Control that thing!
19:37Sneetch, that's it!
19:38Mom, he just been to!
19:43Well, I guess we have no choice!
19:45Time to use the Anywhere door!
19:47But he's yours, Sneetch!
19:48You can't just get rid of him!
19:49Believe me, I want to keep him!
19:51But my mom said if he didn't go, that she would turn him into gravel!
19:56He's for his own good!
19:59Come, boy!
20:27Come on, boy!
20:49Sneetch, it's been a week. Cheer up.
20:50There was a ton of food and water where you left him.
20:52I bet he doesn't even miss you.
20:56Wait, that came out wrong.
20:58No, I miss him.
21:19Hope Stone made it back here.
21:21He must have traveled thousands of miles across rivers and mountains.
21:24Amazing.
21:25Stop pulling on my heartstrings.
21:27While he's squashing my heartstrings, get him on!
21:33Set from a dark future to protect an innocent boy from himself.
21:38Well, that wasn't your smartest move.
21:40It's Doraemon.
21:41The future is meow.
21:42I'm not making any promises.
21:44Doraemon.
21:45Brand new tomorrow at 1230, 1130 Central on Disney XD.
21:56Doraemon.
22:00Doraemon.
22:01Doraemon.
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