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00:01Today on Sailor Moon, the evil masters of the Megaverse steal into our dreams, making us believe that only the
00:09very thin can be beautiful.
00:14An extremely dangerous notion. Watch and see! Sailor Moon will be right back!
00:33Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight, she is the one that's ever
00:45known.
00:46She will never turn her back on a friend, she is always there to defend.
00:52She is the one who we can defend, she is the one that's a sailor.
01:00Sailor Venus, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter.
01:07It's the secret powers, what's the beauty world, she is the one that's a sailor moon.
01:27We're fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, when the sailor's dancing come fight, she is the one that's
01:39ever known.
01:41She is the one that's ever known.
01:44She is the one, Sailor Moon!
02:06H'mmh...
02:09Okay...
02:11Time to weigh in!
02:25Serena don't be ridiculous you are not overweight you can't skip meals it's bad for you
02:31it's just half a pound so what's the big deal half a pound that's it that's the big crisis
02:36that's nothing sweetheart he'll work it right off on your hundred yard dash to school
02:47are you still upset about that half pound you gained so now you're going on a strict diet
02:57what are you doing drawing my favorite hero
03:14Jedi what news very good news my queen yes I must commend your efforts thanks Queen Beryl I am only
03:28following your plan you have tapped a bottomless resource I know the humans are so vain they are
03:36they expend an absurd amount of energy on crazy diets and frenetic activity they call fitness
03:48no way your parents let you diet well my mother says girls are eight should never diet
03:56but we're 14 so you're gonna start a happy duty diet all right me too so you're gonna totally quit
04:05eating sure but that's really bad for you you want to lose weight cut the junk all those ice cream
04:12sundaes
04:12and potato chips and root beer floats mmm what a sacrifice I always lose weight really really fast
04:19whenever I get a new boyfriend boyfriend when did this happen well it's Michael what does everyone
04:29call him that cuz he's always mouthy not without thinking first and saying totally dumb things so
04:34now you're saying my boyfriend stop no maybe you should talk to miss Haruna she's been on a really
04:44major fitness kick lately she has sure how are you ladies I hope you're ready for today's test
04:59wow there is something different about her hey there Serena look at these cool pictures miss H
05:07strapped them from her purse teachers aren't supposed to look that good no wait I guess she's been working
05:15out where'd you really get these Melvin miss H wasn't carrying a purse oh that was close there you are
05:34okay okay okay I admit it I borrowed the photo club's camera secretly and took those pictures okay
05:39oh Melvin you were too weird so just tell me where's miss Haruna working out huh
05:46all right yeah super warm up everybody now let's aerobicize yeah you can do it excellent that's right
05:57all right give me lots of energy we're gonna get in shape lift those legs ladies yes aerobics I can't
06:05wait to get
06:05started let's do it okay excellent more humans for our energy collection so what do you guys want to do
06:20first I don't know I'm Jed I'll show you around today have you been here before ladies it's the first
06:45time here
06:45for all of us well right this way then good you wanted more not bad three more miles to go
07:14you're all doing great keep it up girls we'll have you in shape in no time at all
07:22done yet Randy
07:25almost it's my last touch
07:29done oh not by a long shot hey you on the bike back to work
07:45great your workouts over now for your reward after each workout you get access to the beauty spa
07:54downstairs great cool we need it I'm sure glad I bailed on those exercises early
08:03oh I'm so sore
08:09that was tough
08:19what is this Jed this is weird don't be scared these are relaxation pods
08:25you get inside these pods and in a minute you're completely relaxed try it
08:30you'll feel like a brand new person
08:32okay I'm game they look like some kind of weird space capsule
08:36yeah let's do it
08:37help me in
08:38let's try it
08:39hmm
08:49relaxation pods that's a good one
08:54queen barrel will be most pleased
09:13I'm exhausted major pooped but you should see the glow you have on all your lovely faces
09:19Huh? Really? You think so?
09:25I'm sure of it. The relaxation pods have worked wonders.
09:33Wonders for the negaverse. Stupid humans. They're so easy to fool.
09:44I shall feed their energy to the negaforce.
09:48Arise, Queen Beryl. Your realm shall very soon include Earth.
09:59This fitness business is a total snore.
10:02My stomach's growling so loud you'd think I'd swallowed a bear.
10:10Hey, kid!
10:12Huh?
10:15You're not gonna eat all those donuts, are you?
10:23Mommy!
10:24Huh?
10:26I don't believe that, kid. What a totally selfish brat.
10:31Don't think about food. Don't think about food.
10:36If only I were more like Sailor V. I bet she never has to diet.
10:42Serena, what's the matter?
10:44Nothing's the matter. Why?
10:45I thought you were gonna faint.
10:47No way.
10:48Are you sure you're alright?
10:50I would be if you'd just stop moving.
10:53Oh.
10:54Everything's going round and round. It's all spinning.
11:02Wow. I'm dancing with Andrew.
11:10I just wish I didn't have to leave.
11:13Goodbye, my love. It's been totally great.
11:17Don't do this, Serena. It's not good for you to stop eating. There's a better way, my darling.
11:23But I gained half a pound.
11:27So what? Look what you're doing to yourself.
11:31What should I do?
11:34Have a big steak.
11:37With french fries and a chocolate malt.
11:43A guy after my own heart.
11:47Here, Serena. Drink this.
11:58Thanks, Andrew.
12:00I should be thanking you, Serena.
12:01When you fainted into my arms, it made me so happy.
12:05It did?
12:06Oh, yeah. For the first time, I'm absolutely positive I really want to be a doctor.
12:12Oh, you want to be a doctor?
12:14So you don't want to work at the arcade anymore?
12:16Not forever.
12:20Andrew, I don't want you to go.
12:23Well, first I need to finish school and earn my tuition, so I won't be leaving the arcade for a
12:28while.
12:28But listen, Serena. Are you dieting? Because you look great. You don't need to lose a pound.
12:34In fact, I'm going to take you out for a big lunch.
12:38Lunch? Oh, really?
12:40Yup.
12:43Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
12:46Yummy bird!
12:51Oh, boy, this is delicious. I could eat ten of them.
12:57Meatball head. Maybe I should be calling you donut head. You're really chowing down.
13:02Huh? Tease me all you like, Darian. You can't ruin the taste of this donut.
13:06You're so selfish. The least you could do is offer me one.
13:09Gladly!
13:14Thanks, donut head. You know, that wasn't much of a throw. You should start working out.
13:18Someday I'll bean him good. And it won't be with a donut.
13:22Ahem. Serena.
13:24Huh?
13:24He's right, you know. I've never seen you wolf down so many donuts.
13:30Ah, bad luck! Ow!
13:32What's wrong with me, Luna? How come I never have any discipline or self-control?
13:38Well, not eating certainly not going to solve your problem.
13:41I ate...
13:42I'll say you were a total piglet at the restaurant and then you went and bought those donuts.
13:49How many of those did you pack away?
13:51Let me see here. I ate two, three, maybe four, okay, five.
13:56Am I going to turn into a donut?
13:58You see, if you just kept to your normal eating habits, you wouldn't have been starving so much.
14:03Oh man, this is real bad.
14:06Oh, I'm not bland!
14:07You're not fat and you're not a blimp.
14:10Serena, it's time you got your mind back on what's important, which is fighting the nega-verse.
14:15You're obsessed with dieting!
14:17Quick preaching! I hear you!
14:19That's news to me.
14:20I'm not listening to you anymore. I'm becoming a blimp-asaurus!
14:25Wait! Don't run away! We've got sailor business to discuss.
14:29I can't! I have to work out!
14:39Oh dear, it's even worse than I thought.
14:43Who's that?
14:45That's Serena's teacher.
14:47She looks like she's in a trance.
14:49I'd better check it out.
14:59I'm getting strange vibrations down here.
15:04What is that?
15:11So nice to see you back, Miss Haruna.
15:15I'm afraid your teaching days will soon be over.
15:18Join me now!
15:20Oh, jet hunt!
15:29Serena!
15:31I was burning fat!
15:37Luna, come back!
15:40Luna?
15:44This better be good.
15:46What you do, catch rabies?
15:54Luna?
15:55Just be quiet.
15:56You're going to listen to me, Serena,
15:58and you're going to listen good.
16:00Understand?
16:03The Niggerverse is behind this whole thing.
16:06They've got an energy-sucking machine downstairs.
16:08No way. That's the relaxation room.
16:11I am telling you, it's them.
16:15I guess we should check it out, huh?
16:18It's sailor business, Serena.
16:23Moon Prism Power!
16:40Then of course,
16:40Then of course and luego,
16:40Yep!
17:03I remember a hundred times,
17:06But of course,
17:07I must have been the presence of the exotic army.
17:10This will definitely be her last treatment.
17:13You let her go right now!
17:16Game's over, buddy. I know you.
17:19You're working for the Megaverse.
17:22Oh, there must be some mistake.
17:25No mistake. I am Sailor Moon!
17:28And I am the champion of justice!
17:35On behalf of the moon!
17:39I shall right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!
17:43Well, boys, looks like it's time for a workout on her!
17:54Wow! They didn't look this big before!
18:01Have a good workout, Miss Moon!
18:05Luna! Get me out of here now, please!
18:09No, Serena! You are Sailor Moon!
18:11You have to stand and fight!
18:12Be brave! Use your tiara! You can beat him!
18:18Hey, wait! What are you doing, Serena?
18:21What's it look like, Luna?
18:22What about Miss Haruna?
18:24You have to save her!
18:26Miss H, you're right!
18:27She's still in there!
18:49You guys need an attitude adjustment!
19:08Moontillado!
19:10Moontillado!
19:19Hey, guys, you all right?
19:22What? What happened, you guys? I'm feeling woozy.
19:30I'm glad they aren't real bad guys.
19:41Jedi, you were forced to abandon the plan much sooner than anticipated.
19:46Jedi, I'm disappointed. How is it that we were discovered so soon?
19:51I'm not exactly sure, my queen. But that Sailor Moon is getting on my nerves.
20:02This is bliss.
20:04Serena, are you almost finished?
20:07Yeah, why?
20:08Because your brother's been waiting quite a while.
20:11All right, tell him I'll be out in a minute.
20:15Okay, thanks.
20:17I'm not really waiting around here to take a bath, you know.
20:21Well, then what are you waiting for? Is something wrong?
20:24No, just playing a practical joke on her.
20:27What?
20:30It can't be! I don't weigh 300 pounds!
20:34Mama, I broke the bathroom scale!
20:44Starving yourself and exercising till you drop is not a smart way to lose weight.
20:50Like a car without gas, our bodies can't run without food.
20:54Good nutritional food.
20:56If you think you need to lose weight, talk to someone who really knows.
21:00Like a doctor, it could save your life.
21:02And please remember, real beauty really does come from inside.
21:15Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight.
21:24She is the one that makes it a move.
21:27She will never turn her back on a friend.
21:31She is always there to defend.
21:34She is the one of whom we can defend.
21:38She is the one named Sailor Moon.
21:41She is the one, Sailor Moon!
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