00:04Sometimes, some crimes go slippin' through the cracks
00:11But these two gumshoes are pickin' up the slack
00:17There's no case too big, no case too small
00:21When you need help, just call
00:23Ch-ch-ch-chip and L
00:25Rescue Rangers
00:27Ch-ch-chip and L
00:29No, no, it never fails
00:32Once they're involved
00:33Somehow, whatever's wrong gets solved
00:37Ch-ch-chip and L
00:38Rescue Rangers
00:40Ch-ch-chip and L
00:42No, no, it never fails
00:45They'll take the clues
00:47And find the where's and why's and who's
00:50Ch-ch-chip and L
00:52Rescue Rangers
00:54Ch-ch-chip and L
00:55When there's danger
00:56Ch-ch-chip and L
00:59No, no, it never fails
01:24Once again, that junk food is going to stunt your growth
01:30This planet's a great place for a vacation
01:33But I'll be glad to get back to Fleabalbrox
01:40Come on, transform!
01:42We don't have all day
01:46I don't want to go back
01:48I like it here
01:50I'm staying
02:05You're going
02:14I'm staying
02:16You're going
02:18I'm staying
02:19You're going
02:26I'm staying
02:51I can't understand it, mice
02:53I had enough nuts to make a cartload of me walnut walleroo cookies
03:09Hey, you're fine, I'm watching that
03:13Not anymore
03:14Did you eat Monterey Jack's walnuts?
03:16Uh, uh-uh
03:17Well, then who did?
03:19It was space aliens
03:20Big, ugly Martians
03:22My cookies are famous
03:23But I don't think they're intergalactic
03:27Ridiculous
03:27You watch too much TV
03:29Now get out there and get us some more walnuts
03:38Hmm
03:50Oh, my God.
04:14The great Eskimo Chief Mighty Mockluck taught me this recipe
04:18whilst I was hitchhiking through the southern Arctic
04:21in the middle of a snowstorm.
04:31Are there a lot of walnut trees in the Arctic?
04:34Oh, of course not, Gadget, love.
04:36They use walrus nail clippings instead.
04:50I've got to get a bigger hammer.
04:58That Earthling's trying to kill me!
05:09Wow! It looks like a spaceship!
05:33I've got a real space alien!
05:40Hey, don't jump out!
05:48Hi-ya, Mr. Space Alien!
05:50Yikes!
05:52Hey, let go! Let go!
05:59Whoa!
06:09Wow! Just like in the movies!
06:11Are you gonna take over our planet?
06:14Gee, no! I just wanna stay here and have fun!
06:18Hey, maybe you could be a rescue ranger!
06:20What's a rescue ranger?
06:22Why, that's me!
06:24Neato!
06:27What?!
06:32Golly, you look just like me!
06:33Hey, Dale! Where are those walnuts?
06:35Uh-oh! You better hide your ship!
06:37No problem!
06:44Monterey Jack's ready for the walnuts to add to his cookies!
06:47Uh, what walnuts?
06:54Hmm...
06:54Hey! He thought you were me!
06:57Two Dale's gotta be better than one!
06:59Now, all you have to do is pick them and toss them down to me!
07:03I have a better idea! Watch this!
07:14Neato!
07:14Huh?
07:15Yeah!
07:15But how are we gonna get all these walnuts home?
07:18Easy!
07:24It's a shame we couldn't finish making your famous walnut wallaroos, Monty!
07:30Too right!
07:31But a wallaroo without its walnuts is like a mouse without his cheese!
07:36I'll just have to find us something else to cook up!
07:38Uh, golly, Monty, we don't want you to go to any more trouble!
07:42If Dale weren't so lazy, we'd have plenty of walnuts by now!
07:49I hope that's enough!
07:50Well, see ya! I got some more work to do!
08:02I can't believe it!
08:04Sloppy old Dale cleaning without being you, Dad!
08:08Huh?
08:09Hey, Chip-me-led!
08:10Gadget needs us to give her a hand with some heavy equipment!
08:13But... but Dale was just...
08:15But the ranger plane... and Dale, he was just...
08:17Yeah, he sure did a bonzer job on it!
08:20Looks better than you!
08:21Come on now, don't want to keep Gadget waiting!
08:32A blinder of a job this is, Gadget!
08:34How's about we take five?
08:36Sure, guys! Just put it...
08:44Anywhere!
08:51And wait!
09:14A blinder of a dog,
09:19playingmee!
09:19In your workshop.
09:22How'd you do that?
09:23Oh, it was a snap.
09:41Dibs!
09:45This is Brick and Brack calling from the mothership.
09:48Our sensors are honing in on you.
09:51It's only a matter of time before we find you
09:54and make you come home.
09:56So, Zeta.
10:01Oh, no! I have to hide.
10:12Hey, Bailey's, how about a few more walnut walleroos?
10:18Come on, now. You've got to eat him.
10:21We've got 30 dozen more.
10:23Gosh, Dale sure did a super job cleaning this room, didn't he?
10:27Right you are, Gadget.
10:30Looks like we got ourselves a new and improved Dale.
10:34Well, I just hope the new Dale stays
10:36and the old Dale never, never comes back.
10:41Then, after you finish washing my shirts,
10:43you get to do my dishes.
10:45Great!
10:46But first, how would you like to take a little spin?
10:52You mean if I get to fly it?
10:54She's all yours.
10:56Hot doggie!
10:59Neo!
11:00Just like in the movie,
11:01Flying Root-O-Bakers from the Planet...
11:03Ooh!
11:08Ooh!
11:11Ooh!
11:14Ooh!
11:14Ooh!
11:14Ooh!
11:16Ooh!
11:17Ooh!
11:17Ooh!
11:18What was that?
11:19Up with the old Dale,
11:21and in with the new!
11:26Rats!
11:27He's got my Ertburgles!
11:37Lowy Lowy!
11:39I'm a real spaceman!
11:42Pleased to see you've come to your senses.
11:45We knew you'd get bored with that planet.
11:48We prepare for your arrival!
11:52Gosh!
11:53Lowy Lowy Lowy's coming!
11:54Ooh!
12:15Ooh!
12:15Thanks!
12:16Quit fooling around!
12:18And report to the control room!
12:21Destination, please!
12:23Hey, Meat, uh, control room, I guess.
12:33Finally.
12:36Uh, take me to your leader, Spaceman.
12:39Really?
12:40Well, I can the hokey earth, you, my Ditz.
12:43Brock is in one of his moods.
12:45I just want to get home to fleavel, Brock's.
12:48Ditz, transform out of that ridiculous shape
12:52and let's get going.
12:54Right, Ditz, set course for um-chucked thighs.
12:58What?
12:59Ah, you promised the wife I'd pick up a few things
13:02at the market on the way home.
13:04My proto-unit said there'd be days like this.
13:07Aw, come on, Brock.
13:09It won't take more than a couple of megaseconds.
13:13Gosh, this is better than the movies.
13:20Golly, Dale, it's incredibly helpful of you
13:23to help with the ranger plane.
13:24I never knew you had an interest in thrust coefficients.
13:27Just trying to be useful around here.
13:33Well, that ought to do it.
13:35Just flip that switch.
13:36Golly, this is exciting.
13:48Let me know if you need any more help.
13:50Golly, again.
13:55You know what this is going to do
13:57to our insurance rates, don't you?
14:00Where's Ditz now?
14:02I sent the little Glock Brain to his room.
14:06Oh, golly, what better buttons in a spaceship if they don't let you push them?
14:12Hey, now this is more like it.
14:18I wonder what this here does.
14:20This is the artificial gravity control.
14:23Thanks.
14:26Gravity is now 12 times Flea-Bal-Brock standard.
14:31It's Titz is behind this.
14:40Oh, boy, oh, boy.
14:41Artificial gravity has now been terminated.
15:09He's still in that alien form.
15:12This is very strange.
15:14Even for Ditz, we have to get him back to his Flea-Bal-Brock-Sian self.
15:20Perhaps we could cook something up?
15:23Of course.
15:24Say, Ditz, feel like having a snack.
15:36Here you go, Ditz.
15:38The best snack in the universe.
15:42Jackabar!
15:44Are you guys crazy or something?
15:46Don't you have any hot dogs?
15:49It's terrible.
15:51He's becoming an assling.
15:54We must rush him back to Flea-Bal-Brock's for treatment.
15:58Yes, we must.
16:03I'm sorry it has to come to this, Ditz.
16:07But we have to freeze you before you get worse.
16:21It's for your own good, Ditz.
16:24We'll cure you of being an Earthling.
16:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:40This'll help Dale laugh.
16:41Right, the lad's lost his sense of fun.
16:45Gee willikers.
16:46First you guys want him to change,
16:48and then you're not happy when he does.
16:52On the other hand, he sure has been acting weird.
16:55Hey Dale, look, there's a science fiction movie on.
16:58Yeah, looks like a real ripper.
17:01Come join us.
17:02But I was just going outside to dust the leaves.
17:05Golly, we don't want you to overwork.
17:07Come sit by me.
17:09Okie donk, I just wanna be helpful.
17:13I should just leave you in the frozen food section on Umchuck 5.
17:23Space pod room.
17:25Thanks.
17:26You're welcome.
17:28I sure hope this works.
17:37See you.
17:43Alright.
17:51Come sit.
17:53Let's go.
17:53Golly.
17:57Everybody goes.
17:58See ya.
17:59Let's go.
18:07I love comedies.
18:13I'll go make some popcorn.
18:23Aliens!
18:26We're being attacked by aliens.
18:28They can take our shapes.
18:29Now that sounds like the old Dale to me.
18:33Calm down, Dale.
18:34It's only a movie.
18:36Aliens!
18:43I'll teach you to take my place.
19:00I'll teach you to take my place.
19:00Hey, get out!
19:02Break it out, boys!
19:08Uh-oh.
19:09We got a problem here.
19:11Crikey!
19:12Which one's the alien?
19:14He is!
19:15We're not R2!
19:17We're not R2!
19:18We're not R2!
19:18R2!
19:18We're not R2!
19:21Why you...
19:23Oh, no!
19:35We got a camera.
19:35Ah!��distory
19:53.com
19:53You're supposed to thaw me, not cook me.
19:56Shush! Not in front of the natives.
19:59Strike me, Starkus.
20:01A real spaceship with real aliens.
20:05All right, Ditz.
20:06We're due back on flibblebrocks in just ten zazzlings.
20:10We don't have time for games.
20:12Go on. Go home. You go. No, you.
20:15You. No, you.
20:18That will be quite enough.
20:22Break the armament, please.
20:29Golly, this looks awfully serious.
20:32Show yourself immediately, Ditz,
20:35or we will atomize this planet to tiny bits,
20:38because we know it's your favorite thing.
20:41We're a might partial to it, too.
20:44Don't worry, Dale. They're bluffing.
20:46Wait a minute. You can't blow up this planet,
20:49or you'll blow up, too.
21:03We're made of unstable molecules.
21:06We like blowing up.
21:09Maybe they're not bluffing.
21:12Excellent, Ditz.
21:14We knew you couldn't turn your back on flibblebrocks.
21:18You can drop your disguise now.
21:23Now what?
21:34What is that stuff?
21:38Virgles!
21:47Disgusting the way some people lose control.
21:50You have tricked Ditz into revealing himself.
21:54He'd never be happy here without his irk burgles.
22:02It's nice to have the old Dale back.
22:05Right, Pilly.
22:06Space aliens are downright boring next to you.
22:11Not bad.
22:25Get closer.
22:29I can't do this stuff.
22:29You will bet we will build a lot.
22:29You will bet.
22:29I'm going to make it.
22:29I can't do that.
22:30I can't do that.
22:40I could help you guys start playing.
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