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00:01HA HA HA HA HA HA! SPIN IT!
00:04Ho ho ho ho ho!
00:06Ho ho ho ho!
00:07Let's begin!
00:09Ho ho ho ho ho!
00:10Oh yeah!
00:14Tailspin!
00:16Tailspin!
00:17Friends for life to think and thin
00:19with another tailspin!
00:21Oh yeah!
00:22Tailspin!
00:23Oh, yeah, tail to spin
00:25On the top, we get in with another tail to spin
00:29Spin it, my friend
00:36Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
00:43Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
00:45Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
00:48Spin it, let me get it, bear and grin it
00:51When you're in it, you can spin it in a minute
00:53When you spin it, spin it, spin it
01:07Pirates to the left, pirates to the right
01:10Guns are blazing
01:13Four air pirates at once
01:15And they never touched me
01:17Us freelance pilots are the best, huh?
01:20Hey, look, citizen
01:22Shere Khan hires only the best pilots
01:24We fly for Khan, therefore, we are the best
01:30Hey, man, easy on the haberdashery
01:33Pardon me
01:33But which are the best?
01:35The freelancers or Khan's pilots?
01:42There's your answer right there, man
01:44The world's remote pilot by Louie
01:47Snow or warm, pirates or storm
01:50That guy can handle anything
01:51You wanna meet him?
01:53Hey, Louie
01:54Trimmed your hedges for you on the way in
01:58Thanks, cousin
02:00Maybe you should get a job as a gardener
02:02How about a mango fandango
02:05For the top dog on the Air Race Wall of Fame?
02:08Coming up, Spud
02:09But, uh, first I wanna introduce a new fan to my main man
02:15Allow me to present
02:17Well, he was here a second ago
02:22Huh
02:35The sea duck
02:36A sea duck?
02:39Somebody's taking her off
02:40Plane nappers
02:42Becky, call the cops
02:44Uh-oh
02:58Joyride's over, you dirty...
03:00Huh?
03:03What do you want?
03:05What do I want?
03:07Who do you think you...
03:09Uh, can we talk?
03:12That is Professor Martin Tork
03:14He's rented the sea duck
03:16For a large amount of money
03:18To test his new invention
03:20The auto-aviator
03:21That overgrown blender's gonna fly my airplane?
03:25No, that overgrown blender
03:27Is gonna fly my airplane
03:29Now get back in there and apologize
03:31And try to be nice
03:35Nice is my middle name
03:37Hey, sorry about busting in on you like that
03:41But lose the name
03:43Uh, so, uh, quite a gadget you got there
03:47This gadget, as you call it, represents the future of aviation
03:51Yeah, and I'm the propeller fairy
03:53Unlike ordinary pilots, the auto-aviator never deviates from its flight plan
03:59It is the ultimate pilot
04:00Ultimate pilot
04:02It's efficient
04:02Efficient
04:03Obedient
04:04Obedient
04:05Stupid
04:05Stupid
04:06Hey, I'm starting to like this board
04:13The auto-aviator is designed to repulse interference
04:17It must have sensed hostile intent
04:20I'll show them hostile intent
04:24Now, no hard feelings
04:27Say, did Becky tell you about the alterations I've made in this plane?
04:33Such as?
04:35Oh, uh, for instance, like that blue button there
04:38That button's okay
04:40But never, ever touch that red button
04:43Blue button okay, red button bad
04:47Oh, or is it the red button's good and the blue button's bad?
04:56After this test is over, we'll see who's clever
05:01They've been gone for hours
05:03My poor baby's probably just a mile-long pile of parts by now
05:07Not necessarily
05:08Here she comes
05:10With or without wings
05:12Wow, that robot can fly
05:15I mean, flies okay for a machine
05:18Blue, wait up
05:26Get away
05:26Out of the way
05:27Reporters, who called them?
05:30One guess
05:31A mechanical pilot
05:33Hey, over here
05:33What's it called?
05:34All right, all right
05:35I will answer all your questions
05:37But first
05:38I'd like to introduce that ace of the skies
05:41Baloo
05:42Come on up here
05:43What?
05:45Take a good look, boys
05:46Before you is the best pilot there ever was
05:50Well, now
05:51Since you put it that way
05:53This way, Ace
05:54Come on, give us a pro
05:54Over here
05:55Yes, here they are
05:57Together for the last time
05:58The pilot of the past
06:00With the pilot of the future
06:01The auto aviator
06:03Now, wait a minute
06:05That overgrown waffle iron
06:08Is no pilot
06:09A real pilot can handle storms
06:11And air pirates
06:12And stuff like that
06:14My pilot can fly day and night
06:17It never eats
06:18Never sleeps
06:19Never deviates from its flight path
06:22You and your kind are like the dinosaurs
06:24Decaying
06:26Defective
06:27And defunct
06:28Oh, yeah
06:29We'll defunct this
06:36Ah, such a crude individual
06:39A mindless menial, Mr. Cod
06:41The tests are complete
06:43My machine is perfect
06:44Shall I put you down for, say
06:46A dozen auto aviators?
06:49I haven't said I'd buy anything
06:51Baloo may be correct
06:53Perhaps your robot can't handle all situations
06:57Are you going to believe that
06:59Barnstormer?
07:00Calm yourself, Professor
07:02If there were a test against a real pilot
07:05And the auto aviator won
07:07I might consider buying, say
07:10A thousand of your mechanical men
07:13A thousand?
07:14Think about it
07:16But, but
07:17Good evening
07:20All right, Mr. Cod
07:22I'll prove I've built a perfect pilot
07:24And in the process
07:26I'll destroy Baloo
07:28Destroy Baloo
07:41Great, Baloo
07:42Your little outburst played right into Torx's plan
07:44You mean he wanted a black eye?
07:47He wanted to get on the front page
07:50And you got him there
07:52You can't let every little insult upset you
07:54You've got to stay calm
07:55Cool, composed
07:56Like me
07:57So why are you running around
07:59Like a chicken with your feathers in a knot?
08:02Because
08:02I'm expecting a visit from a very important client
08:06Short guy
08:07Glasses
08:08Bad toupee
08:09Yes
08:09Somebody beat you to it
08:11What?
08:13Stop touching my client
08:16He's my client
08:17No
08:17That's ridiculous
08:19Isn't it?
08:21Well, actually, Professor Torx convinced me that I need an auto aviator
08:26It's cheaper than your old-fashioned cargo service
08:30But we've had phone calls
08:32Meetings
08:33Lunches
08:34I've listened to your frozen okra stories for a solid week
08:38Easy, Miss Calm and Composed
08:41Look, Doc
08:42I'm tired of hearing about that tin plate of doohickey
08:46Are you challenging my auto aviator?
08:50Well, uh, yeah
08:51Ah, a contest for the future of aviation
08:56The Lou versus the auto aviator
09:00The winner will be the world's best pilot
09:03And may the best pilot win
09:13All right, here are the rules
09:15You fly to Tundra City
09:16Pick up the cargo and return to Cape Suzette
09:19Round trip about 40 hours
09:21Any questions?
09:22Yeah
09:23Why don't you start sewing my name on the winner's sash?
09:27That's Baloo
09:28With two oohs
09:30Pilots to the starting line
09:32This is gonna be too easy
09:35On your marks
09:36Don't blow this race, Baloo
09:38Or Khan's pilots will be out of jobs
09:40Don't blow it, Baloo
09:41Or us freelance pilots will be out of jobs
09:43Get set
09:44You lose this one
09:46And hire for hire's out of business
09:49Goal!
09:55Good luck, Baloo!
09:56Don't worry, little britches
09:58With Papa Bear at the controls
10:00This contest is no contest
10:05I sure hope so
10:31Should've got me some more shut-eye last night
10:34Should've got me some more shut-eye last night
10:46Oh, man
10:47This race is getting to be a drag
10:56Where's the cargo?
10:59I suppose a couple of winks couldn't hurt
11:10No!
11:11No!
11:11No gadget's gonna beat this bear
11:14One side!
11:15Out of my way!
11:23Fake awake!
11:24Alert!
11:26Time for plan A
11:27Time for plan A
11:39Ah, come on, wake up!
11:41Better try plan B
11:43Gotta beat the machine
11:45Gotta beat the machine
11:47Gotta, gotta
11:50Gotta
11:51Hm
11:52Hm
11:52Hm
11:52Hm
11:54Hm
11:55Hm
11:55Hm
11:57Hm
11:57Hm
11:57Hm
11:57Hm
11:58Hm
11:58Hm
11:58Hm
11:58Hm
12:06Hm
12:10This is just a dream!
12:12You're not real!
12:13Oh, we're real?
12:17You're the one who's been living in a dream!
12:42Oh, man, I really thought I was in trouble.
12:49Missed the last refueling stop.
12:52Oh, come on, baby. Tell Papa Bear you got a little gas left.
12:56No, huh?
13:05Oh, not bad.
13:11One bent pontoon strut, one dent in the fuselage.
13:18And one busted career.
13:31No, no, don't say anything.
13:38Extra, extra. Robot wins race. New-age dogs for aviation.
13:43The world of aviation is in a tailspin as Shere Khan buys exclusive rights from Professor Martin Torque for his
13:50new invention, the auto aviator.
13:53Khan Industries are working around the clock.
13:56Cheap and efficient, these amazing robots have taken over the skies.
14:00The city's other shipping companies are grounded, and their pilots are out of work, left without a wing or a
14:08prayer.
14:25I'm missing. I love this doodad. A mechanical pilot. It flies here, it flies there. And always in this straight
14:33line. Here. They call it the modern-day miracle.
14:36Well, my blundering protégés, I call it the city in dark.
14:47Well, guess that does it.
14:50Yes, I know what I owe you. I just can't pay. Business is slow for everyone.
14:55What? Same to you, buddy.
14:59Uh, wrong number.
15:00Mommy, Wildcat's telling fibs. He said we're gonna close. He said Baloo's gone away.
15:09Wildcat's not fibbing, doll.
15:11No, you can't go. I won't let you. I won't let you.
15:18Molly, try to understand. I can't compete with Khan's robots.
15:23Are... are we gonna be poor?
15:26No, we're not. A broker's coming over to help us.
15:32He's... going to buy the sea duck.
15:36What?!
15:36Let it go, little britches. Let it go.
15:41You could've warned him, given him a chance to say goodbye.
15:45I wanted to. It's just...
15:49I wish I'd never rented the sea duck to that lousy inventor.
15:56Oh, great. The broker.
15:59Catch!
16:01The keys to the sea duck?
16:03What are these for?
16:05For Baloo. Tell him to take the plane for a spin.
16:07Tell him to go fishing. Just tell him to hurry.
16:10Why, hello. I meant to call. We had to give the sea duck...
16:20A toast to the auto-aviator. The greatest invention in history.
16:26Indeed.
16:28Hello, robot-person. It is I, the spectacular Don Carnage.
16:33My bloodthirsty horde and I are on an intercept course with you.
16:37We will be shooting you and looting you in precisely ten minutes.
16:43Felicitations.
16:44Boy, I am one scary guy.
16:49Professor, you may instruct your robot to change course and evade the pirates.
16:57Turn right. Come to course one four zero.
17:01Deviation from flight plan is unacceptable.
17:04This is your inventor speaking. Turn right.
17:07Deviation from flight plan is unacceptable.
17:13Problems, professor?
17:15Yeah, well, actually, I wasn't expecting to deal with pirates.
17:20A perfect pilot must handle any situation.
17:24You told me your tin men were perfect.
17:29What do you want me to do?
17:31I suggest you call for help.
17:36Why do you guys even hang out with a loser like me?
17:40Come on, we like being with you.
17:43Well, you're our buddy. You're the best.
17:46Besides, we got nothing else to do.
17:48Oh, sorry.
17:51Mayday! Mayday!
17:52This is Shere Khan's plane calling.
17:55Help!
17:56Oh, sit down.
17:58Uh, whoever's listening, your assistance will be handsomely rewarded.
18:02In a few moments, we will be attacked by pirates near Mount Ruzika.
18:06Well, that's just north of here.
18:08But, Baloo, shouldn't we do something?
18:10No, thank you.
18:12Let Tork's Wonder Witch had saved their hides.
18:16Oh, pity.
18:17Those pirates will cut them to ribbons.
18:19Slice them to smithereens.
18:24Yeah!
18:25I'll blast them into itty-bitty, teeny-weeny.
18:27They're tiny ways!
18:29Well, of course, a real pilot could save them.
18:32Now, where could we find a pilot who could...
18:35All right, I get the message.
18:37Come on, we're flying.
18:41This is your inventor speaking.
18:44Take evasive...
18:47Deviation from flight plan is unacceptable.
18:50I am losing patience, Professor.
18:58As soon as I'm aboard, get her out of here. You got it?
19:01Got it!
19:11The pirates! We're doomed!
19:14Hiya, boys! How's it going?
19:22Ah, Baloo.
19:23We've had a bit of a snack with the professor's contraption.
19:28Any suggestion?
19:31Got a bottle of soda pop?
19:35This is like taking candy from a sitting baby duck off a log.
19:41Oh, Otto, I think you've been working too hard.
19:45Time to cool off.
19:47No!
19:56Barbarian?
19:58Quiet, Professor.
20:00Let a real pilot handle this.
20:07That ugly pilot machine looks like Baloo.
20:15Bunny, it also flies like Baloo.
20:20Attack!
20:24No, no, no!
20:26Shoot the bear!
20:27Not your own disgusting sounds!
20:29My wonderfully brilliant mind tells me
20:32it may be time for a strategic withdrawal.
20:35Say what?
20:37Run away!
20:42That was more than adequate.
20:44Thanks, Connie.
20:46You ought to see me when I'm really adequate.
20:49Yes, I can imagine.
20:51If you'll excuse me a moment.
20:54You've disappointed me, Professor.
20:57Worse, you have deceived me.
20:59But I have a solution.
21:01You... you do?
21:02You give me back all my money,
21:04and I'll give you back all your cretinous contraptions.
21:08Tell me the truth now.
21:11How does that sound to you?
21:13Sounds fair! Sounds fair!
21:15Dateline Cape Suzette.
21:17Khan Industries today announced
21:18that it has junked all its robots.
21:21Pilots are to report back to work.
21:26But first, Baloo, would you do the honors?
21:30Don't mind if I do.
21:39Well, I just remembered.
21:41Well, you never said where Professor Tork ended up.
21:44Going back to the drawing board, I guess.
21:53Yes, ladies.
21:55It's the amazing new Mechanomade.
21:58The answer to your every household need.
22:00They'll sweep!
22:02They'll fling!
22:03For your oven!
22:05Step right up!
22:07Please!
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