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00:01Whoever said that a week's work makes a man was obviously some rich prick.
00:05A week's work makes me a depressed man. He stinks of fish guts.
00:09Five, ten, two laurels.
00:13Fifty, twelve fifty.
00:14Ten, fifteen, sixteen, sixteen fifty. I'm done.
00:19Boy, we've been working all week, like.
00:21Stop giving me so much fish for free.
00:23No, boy. Then we'd just be as bad as the rich pricks.
00:26Yeah, that Bezos prick.
00:30I was trying to drink.
00:31Yeah, please, thanks.
00:32No worries.
00:34Man!
00:35Man, we're thirsty. You need a drink?
00:39Any juice?
00:42Maraid!
00:45Maraid!
00:46Maraid!
00:47Man!
00:48What's she doing, boy?
00:50It's the middle of the day and we want something.
00:52She's hardly dead, is she?
00:53No, if she was dead she'd be haunting us, why no?
00:56Man!
00:58What the fuck?
00:59What's my name?
01:02What's that?
01:03What are you saying?
01:05The...
01:06The...
01:06The...
01:06The...
01:07What?
01:09Who?
01:11Who?
01:12What?
01:13That stuff!
01:14What? That is disgusting!
01:15Dirty gas!
01:17Jesus Christ!
01:18You guys are coming!
01:19You guys are coming!
01:21No!
01:22Are you ready for coming out?
01:23Why are you getting rid of me?
01:25Why are you getting rid of me?
01:25Stop smiling, boy!
01:27Why are you getting rid of me?
01:27Ah, Jesus Christ!
01:29Oh, why?
01:29It seems like everyone was added apart from us.
01:32What?
01:33Whoa!
01:34Whoa.
01:36Wait, how many times have you had a ride?
01:38Since we got out of prison?
01:40I don't know, do handjobs count?
01:41Depends on who gave them to you, like.
01:43I know.
01:44They were with my left hand, though, some of them.
01:46Still doesn't count, boy.
01:47Yeah, I know.
01:48Then zero for sure.
01:49I'm zero too.
01:50Have you ever tried sitting on your hand?
01:52Oh, come on, we can't live like this, boy.
01:53Listen to yourself, all right?
01:55We are two of the biggest catches I know, boy.
01:57Women should be throwing themselves at us, boy.
01:59I know.
02:00Come on, we have to.
02:00No, we have to.
02:01We have to go out in the pool, boy.
02:02Just all the apps are just full of cash.
02:03Oh, we don't need apps, boy.
02:04We're going to old school, okay?
02:05We're going to old school, all right?
02:07Pubs, clubs, chippers, and schools.
02:11Yeah.
02:11Why schools?
02:12Yeah, mams only.
02:13Mams only.
02:14All right, but we can't just sit around and rot, okay?
02:17No.
02:17We're better than that, boy.
02:18I mean, we're lads.
02:19We're lads of Cork.
02:21We don't just sit around and wait to get our holes away.
02:24We stand up and we say enough is enough.
02:26Enough is enough.
02:27Now, you look at me, boy.
02:28We are going out into that town.
02:30And we are not coming back until we have SDI.
02:38We get changed.
02:40Yeah, we should probably get changed.
02:42I should smell the fish.
02:43Yeah, we get changed, boy.
02:43Come on.
02:55What are you doing, boy?
03:02What?
03:02Hold up.
03:04Hold up.
03:05Hold up.
03:07Hold up.
03:09Hold up.
03:11Hold up.
03:13Hold up.
03:15Hold up.
03:15Hold up.
03:17Hold up.
03:18Yeah.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Let me hit you with something.
03:24Something slow.
03:25Something lovely.
03:26She likes it country.
03:28Oh, she likes it country.
03:30She don't like that fair shit that's just a...
03:38Right, boy.
03:39Yeah.
03:40It's all about the four C's, yeah?
03:42Confidence, compliments, and crack.
03:44Wait.
03:44Now, what's the fourth one?
03:46Yeah, no, I know, it's way.
03:47Obviously, the number one priority is that we get our holes.
03:49Yeah.
03:50Well, like, you don't want to come on too strong, either.
03:52No, no, no.
03:52Definitely don't come on too strong.
03:54But if we're smart, yeah, we can make a bit of kind, too.
03:56Oh, boy, I don't know if I get paid for troubling up, giving it away for free, like.
04:00Kind of.
04:01What did you say?
04:02Confidence, boy.
04:02Right, it's the summer.
04:03Town's full of beers.
04:04All right.
04:05All we have to do is find two...
04:07Two rich...
04:08Charles, the fuck up, Cian.
04:10Find somewhere else to practice.
04:12Two rich, out-of-town beers.
04:14Show them a good time, and then, you know, we steal a few things.
04:16So two lucky ladies will get their hole away with two of the best-looking lads in Cork.
04:20Nice.
04:20Connor and Jack.
04:21Then, in exchange, we take some jewellery that they don't even care about.
04:26So at the end, we ask them if they care about their jewellery?
04:28No, boy, no, all right.
04:30Cain, Cain, we're on the bread line, all right?
04:32Yeah.
04:32Yeah, sure.
04:33It's annoying for them if they lose a sparkly piece of jewellery.
04:36But that sparkly piece of jewellery, boy, could rescue us from a lifetime of grief and poverty.
04:41All right, so we're stealing from them.
04:43Yeah.
04:43But in a good way.
04:44Exactly.
04:45All right.
04:45And anyway, they probably have, like, insurance, so everybody wins.
04:49Insurance?
04:49Yeah, like insurance, insurance.
04:53When you pay someone money, and then if anything happens to your stuff or your money, then that
04:57person has to pay you back.
04:58You're telling me some people are so rich that they pay someone else money just in case
05:01they lose their money just so they can get their original money back?
05:04Yeah, exactly.
05:05All right, boy, I'm gullible, but I'm not thick.
05:07No, but that is what it is.
05:09Pulling women can be complicated, but not if you use jock's easy-to-follow steps.
05:13He calls them the four Cs.
05:16Firstly, you compliment them.
05:18Secondly, you make them laugh.
05:19He calls that the crack.
05:23Third, you conquer them with confidence.
05:26Ideally by demonstrating your brute masculinity.
05:29And if all else fails, which, of course, it rarely does, it's time for the mysterious
05:34fourth C.
05:36Linda once told me I looked mysterious when we first met.
05:38But the truth is, that look was me being so nervous I was trying not to get sick.
05:42My strategy is slightly different to jocks, but just as effective.
05:47What are you doing, boy?
05:48I'm not homeless.
05:50I find that just simply listening to what women have to say gets them in bed every time.
05:55What's even the point in having a boyfriend if he's not even going to talk to you?
05:58Sounds like he's just not very good at expressing his emotions.
06:01Just not my day.
06:03Who have you got to communicate?
06:06I do love her.
06:08You think it might be good for her to know that?
06:20Good stuff.
06:21Have a good one, Ari.
06:22You know, boy, I think if those two work on their communication, they should be all right.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Why am I getting worried about you?
06:28I'm already after shifting three doors, and look, I've stolen five light doors.
06:32You know, boy, I've locked my spare.
06:34What?
06:34No, boy, you just have to get the first one out of the way, okay?
06:36It's like getting washed off the, like, of a...
06:38Wait, wait, wait, wait!
06:41Put your fathead off of you, you prick!
06:45Are you all right, Gordon?
06:46Are you okay?
06:47No, we're not okay.
06:48We've just been mulled.
06:49No, no, you haven't.
06:49I stopped it.
06:50Look, did you have everything?
06:51Yes, sir.
06:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, you all right?
06:53You mean the boys?
06:55Well, you mean the boys?
06:55He's speaking Gaelic.
06:56Do you know what?
06:57He's actually just worried that fine women such as yourselves are getting taken advantage of like that.
07:01I'm sorry about that.
07:01Yeah, terrible.
07:02Two of you guys having a gas through the city.
07:04You got to be safe in these alleyways, like some savory types.
07:07Who is that Gaelic?
07:07Yeah, that is Gaelic, yeah, so you wish, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:11Well, let us get you some drinks to repay you.
07:14Oh, a drink?
07:16Yeah, absolutely.
07:17That's unbelievable, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:18But our show on us.
07:20Oh, are you sure?
07:21Yes, of course.
07:22You're not sure because if two women want to buy us a drink, that's it.
07:25They're body, they're tight.
07:26Yeah, sure, yeah.
07:26But no, no, no, we do insist.
07:27We do insist.
07:28I'm sorry about that.
07:29We'd love to.
07:29Well, we're not going to turn down a pre-drink.
07:32Yeah, why would you?
07:33Because you're not a fucking idiot.
07:36I'm Charlotte, by the way.
07:38She's an influencer.
07:39Has over 100,000 followers.
07:41Charlotte, nice to meet you.
07:42My name's Jack.
07:43Emma.
07:44Emma, lovely to meet you, Emma.
07:46Beautiful, Emma.
07:47Whoa.
07:47Oh, yeah.
07:48Yeah, Connor, I'm extremely...
07:50Oh, sorry.
07:51You smell really like fruit.
07:54Oh, yeah.
07:56After you, girls.
07:59What the fuck are you doing?
08:00What are you doing, boy?
08:01We can't afford these drinks.
08:03Yeah, obviously not, boy.
08:04We're going to have to steal them.
08:05But look, we can't have them taking more grifters, all right?
08:07Oh, yeah.
08:08They're hot, rich and clueless, boy.
08:10It's perfect.
08:11Really?
08:12Yeah, boy.
08:13We're going to get our hole and make a mint.
08:14You watch.
08:15Me, you pervert.
08:16We don't want to watch.
08:18You didn't mean that, you fool.
08:20I'm not watching you riding some...
08:23Wait, let's go get it.
08:25Girls, you head upstairs there and we get your drink, all right?
08:28Perfect.
08:29All right, go on.
08:30See you as they say.
08:31Here we go.
08:32This is the jackpot.
08:34Holy shit, boy.
08:36We're going to rob a tin.
08:39What?
08:40No, boy.
08:41I'm showing you how rich they are.
08:42All right.
08:43Shit.
08:48Me and Jock were Cork's most eligible bachelors.
08:51But love is not cheap.
08:53And the most expensive part is dating.
08:55And the most expensive part of that is drinking.
08:57Women love cocktails.
08:59Especially the classy ones.
09:01And everyone knows cocktails are just a load of booze mixed together and given a fancy name.
09:05Sweet ladies.
09:07Hi.
09:07Here we are.
09:08This is another capsule mint, shall we?
09:10Really?
09:11Yeah.
09:12We'd assumed you'd done a runner.
09:14No, you're stuck with us now.
09:15Oh, we'll see about that.
09:17Yeah, cheers to muggers, yeah?
09:19Cheers, muggers.
09:20Cheers.
09:21Cheers.
09:21Cheers.
09:25Daddy's savage.
09:26Unbelievable.
09:27Dang.
09:28Is that lipstick?
09:29Yeah, it's a pair of the presentation.
09:31Yeah, it's called a kiss from Cork.
09:34That's so cute.
09:35Oh, a kiss from Cork.
09:37Hopefully not the last.
09:39Oh, I think, yeah.
09:41How are you going here?
09:42Oh, my God.
09:42Is this a crack?
09:43Are we having a crack?
09:44Cheers, you're guarding.
09:46Welcome to the crack.
09:48Come on.
09:50Mmm.
09:52Ah.
09:54Oh, it's sort of beefy, but in an amazing way.
09:59Yeah.
10:00Yeah, I just think there's a Worcestershire sauce, isn't it?
10:02Yeah.
10:02Would you boys be up for grabbing an early dinner after this?
10:05Oh, absolutely, yeah.
10:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:08Cheers.
10:08Cheers, yeah.
10:10Cheers, yeah.
10:12Yeah.
10:14Don't spoil your app, please.
10:15Oh, no.
10:17Yeah.
10:19Yeah.
10:19Yeah, good, yeah.
10:21Ah, here we go.
10:22Here we go.
10:22Thanks, Dave.
10:23Thanks, boy.
10:26Wait, what are you doing with that thing, boy?
10:28He's just burning the shit out of him.
10:30Why is this place so posh?
10:31They just burn the fruit for the crack, do they?
10:34Where do you think you're...
10:35Hey.
10:35Now!
10:36Pudding?
10:37No, we have to send that back.
10:38The fellas after the burn at the top after thing.
10:40Yeah, right.
10:41What you can't do...
10:42No, it's meant to be like...
10:44Like that.
10:46Or...
10:46Or...
10:47Is this fire custard?
10:48Yes, no, we do.
10:50Usually we get it real.
10:52It's real for us, yeah.
10:53No.
10:53Right.
10:54Yeah.
10:56Are you interested to try this now?
10:58Thanks a million.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:08Man, that's...
11:10Oh, my God.
11:10But it's so hard and soft at the same time.
11:12Right.
11:13Oh, that's amazing, boy.
11:15Oh.
11:20Oh.
11:21Oh, man.
11:22Fucking hey.
11:25So, do you boys want to get the bill and then come back to us?
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please.
11:32That sounds...
11:33Eh?
11:33Yeah.
11:34We can do that.
11:36And when we do that, Tom, and we'll meet you outside.
11:40Oh, wow.
11:41Oh, wow.
11:42Ah.
11:43Hey, thank you.
11:44I hope that tasted okay.
11:46It was grand.
11:48Grand.
11:50You're on your show, huh?
11:51Nah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:52We'll see you outside.
11:54One, two.
11:55What?
11:56What are we going to do?
11:57We can't afford all this.
11:58I don't know.
11:58We got you the plan.
11:59What?
12:00I was following you.
12:01You just said, we'll get this.
12:05Holy shit.
12:06Sorry, boy, all right?
12:07No, Jack.
12:08Look.
12:16Thanks.
12:22Come on.
12:23Come back, you little shit.
12:25Come back.
12:28I thought we were going to just lock the money and pay it for me.
12:31I thought it was obvious we were taking the cash.
12:34Right?
12:34Right?
12:36Right here.
12:37It here is to get your back.
12:39Yeah?
12:39Goodbye.
12:40All right.
12:41I'm not going to lie, Terry.
12:43We're not actually rich.
12:44Yeah, no, Chip.
12:45We were trying to show you a good time, so we were making the most of it.
12:47We ran out on the bill.
12:49And whose cash is that?
12:52I know I just borrowed it off some fella who doesn't know it, Jack.
12:54So you stole it?
12:55No, we didn't.
12:56We stole it.
12:57We did steal it.
12:58I'm not going to prison for some petty thief.
13:00Don't let a little bit of stealing get in the way of a good time.
13:03This is so bloody authentic.
13:05Fine.
13:06But if you steal anything from us, I'll have you both arrested.
13:09All right.
13:10Deal.
13:10Deal.
13:11Deal.
13:11Deal.
13:13Can we get out of this pissy alleyway?
13:15We can all go back to our hotel.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Everything.
13:19Yeah.
13:19All right.
13:21All right, mate.
13:21All right.
13:22All right.
13:23All right.
13:24All right.
13:43Are we lost, gentlemen?
13:45It's OK.
13:46They're Irish.
13:47And they're with us.
13:48Yeah.
13:49We're Irish.
13:50And we're with them.
13:59Yo, the bed's all massive.
14:01My feet don't even come off the end.
14:03Are you boys still sleeping in bunk beds then?
14:05No.
14:06What?
14:07Do you think Conor's all right?
14:09He's been in there for a while.
14:10Should I go check on him?
14:11You relax.
14:11I check on him, all right?
14:13Hi.
14:16Hi.
14:16You please don't shit me, are we?
14:19We'll never get our home if you sync up the place, boy.
14:21I did, boy.
14:22You know I only take a shit twice a week.
14:23I'm loading up.
14:26I'm going to take a shit twice a week, boy.
14:29I'm on my shampoo.
14:30Body wash, wait.
14:31I've been eating it.
14:32I've lost the conditioner.
14:34All right.
14:34I should get a bar now.
14:36Two questions.
14:37Okay.
14:37So.
14:38Hi.
14:39Cheers to the night, man.
14:41Let me see.
14:42A what?
14:43Hey.
14:44What?
14:45We're coming.
14:46Yeah.
14:46We're coming.
14:49Yeah.
14:49Chinese food.
14:50Chinese food.
14:50Do you order Chinese?
14:51Oh, yeah.
14:53Oh.
14:56Oh.
14:57Oh, Cang.
14:58Yeah?
14:59Cang, you've got to do this, boy.
15:01I've never felt like anything like this in my life.
15:03No, yeah, boy.
15:05I'm only getting my bits out.
15:08Boy, just cover yourself in the towel.
15:11I'm not doing it, all right, Jar?
15:12Oh.
15:15She's just whining about her girl.
15:17I didn't even know they could.
15:20Is she okay?
15:22If you like, I can give you a nice pedicure.
15:24What'd you say?
15:25Pedicure.
15:26All right, I'm not into kids, okay, you sicko.
15:28Excuse me.
15:29You're horrible, what'd he say?
15:30He's not a sicko.
15:32Connor, a pedicure is getting your toenails trimmed.
15:36What?
15:37Rich people get other people to clip their toenails.
15:39Yeah.
15:44Sorry about earlier.
15:46It's okay.
15:49Out of interest, have you ever given a pedicure to a pedophile?
15:56There's something in my water.
15:58Oh, that's cucumber.
16:00Oh, I don't think we have that in Ireland.
16:04Jeez, where are you going to get used to being rich?
16:06I think I'm going to go take a dip in the jacuzzi.
16:10Are you coming?
16:12I'm going to go take a dip.
16:22Oh, boy, that's warm.
16:23That's nice, isn't it?
16:24Now, will I get a photo?
16:25I'll go get my photo.
16:26Wait, what am I just kidding?
16:27No, I shouldn't have to do a pedicure.
16:29I don't want your mind to say that.
16:30It's okay.
16:32No, I'm just going to stay here and look at the lovely view of Cox City, yeah?
16:35Oh, don't worry.
16:37If you can't swim, it doesn't matter.
16:40It's not that deep.
16:41I can swim.
16:41We can all swim.
16:42We can all swim.
16:43Come and just get in and stop being weird.
16:44Leave some warm, mate.
16:46Yeah.
16:47Leave some warm.
16:47All right.
16:48Come on.
16:52I don't want any of that.
16:55All you miss, boy.
16:56All that.
16:58Just get in the big cup.
17:01What the fuck are you wearing, mate?
17:03What are you wearing?
17:04Don't let me get up, boy.
17:06What are those things, boy?
17:08Just tell me my hands.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10What are you wearing?
17:11I don't need to go.
17:12What were they supposed to, all right?
17:13You didn't have any clean ones.
17:14I didn't even know you'd be seeing them today.
17:15I don't want you to have a laugh.
17:16Come on, boy.
17:16I think they're sweet.
17:20Really?
17:20Yeah.
17:21Get in.
17:23Hurry.
17:24Is it too hot?
17:25Is it hot?
17:25No, it's nice and warm.
17:26You got this, boy.
17:28Very good.
17:28All right.
17:29Oh, yeah.
17:31It's just, it is actually quite hot.
17:34Oh, full view right there.
17:36All right.
17:37But, um.
17:39Oh, okay.
17:40Oh, okay.
17:41It's okay.
17:42It's like a baptism, right?
17:43Come on.
17:43Hey.
17:44Hey.
17:45Hey, hey, hey.
17:45Okay, maybe you should.
17:47It is.
17:48All right, Jack.
17:49All right, boy.
17:50It is.
17:51Hi, hi, hi.
17:52Yeah.
17:53All right.
17:56Going in for a kiss is a bit like stealing a bike.
17:59It's exciting.
18:01Risky.
18:03But at a certain point, you just got to do it.
18:07Oh, God.
18:09You're so indigenous.
18:10And then you got to do it again.
18:13Oh, my God.
18:16Oh, my God.
18:19Never have I ever been to prison.
18:27Really?
18:31Yeah, it wasn't for anything bad.
18:33Like, it was just a bit of a misunderstanding.
18:36You're not a young offender anymore.
18:37You're an adult and an international drug smuggler.
18:40You're sentenced to six years in prison.
18:42Basically, it wasn't even our fault.
18:44Like, yeah.
18:48Oh, gosh.
18:49Excuse me.
18:49It's daddy.
18:50Oh, daddy.
18:52I know.
18:54Stop shouting.
18:56Oh.
18:57Yeah.
18:57Well, I wish that you weren't my father either.
19:01My dad's dead.
19:03Oh.
19:05Should we leave?
19:06I'll go check on.
19:07No, no, no.
19:07I leave it to me.
19:09Enjoy yourself.
19:10I'm sorry.
19:21You all right?
19:23No.
19:24What happened?
19:27Being made by a fucking arsehole happened.
19:29My dad was a prick, too.
19:31What about your mom?
19:32She's actually dead.
19:35I'm sorry.
19:36So what are you sorry for?
19:37You didn't kill her, did you?
19:39I mean, it'd be fairly awkward if you did, like, did you?
19:43No.
19:44Okay.
19:51Sorry.
19:55Should we maybe check on them?
19:58I'll leave it to them.
20:00Right.
20:00Well, unless that's not the custom here.
20:04Oh, yeah.
20:05Yeah.
20:05I'm not really sure what the custom is here, to be honest.
20:09I eat a lot of oysters there.
20:12You're not that bad, you know.
20:14Despite all the stealing.
20:18I'm not really in the mood anymore.
20:22Sorry.
20:24Don't worry about it.
20:26Me neither, to be honest.
20:27I, uh, fairly wrecked after the massage.
20:31Is it, is it supposed to do that to you?
20:35I'd still like you to spend the night.
20:38Sorry.
20:40Um, can I borrow your toothbrush, though?
20:43I don't think we should have sex anymore.
20:46Oh.
20:48Didn't even cross my mind.
20:49You can still tell Chuck we did it, if you like.
20:53Thanks.
20:56What a spoon.
21:00Can I be a teaspoon?
21:03Huh?
21:04It's all right.
21:06Go ahead.
21:08Go ahead.
21:09Go ahead.
21:10Psst.
21:10Go ahead.
21:11Psst.
21:13Go ahead.
21:14Go ahead.
21:15Go ahead.
21:17I don't want to steal anything.
21:19No, I don't want to steal anything.
21:20I just, I don't think we should.
21:23I never want it.
21:24Okay.
21:25I'm not a question.
21:28Josh, Josh.
21:29Do you want me to put back the shambles?
21:32No, no, no.
21:33We'll take them, we'll take them.
21:50Charlie?
21:53Charlie?
21:58Where's Charlie, buddy?
21:59Huh?
22:00Where's Charlie?
22:01I don't know, buddy.
22:02Where's Amy at?
22:03I don't know, buddy.
22:04It's not me.
22:07Hey, man!
22:09Charlie?
22:09Hey, man!
22:11What you do with your chamb, buddy?
22:12Sure.
22:14Chamb.
22:15What you do with your chamb?
22:17Huh?
22:19Sweet.
22:19Huh?
22:21Where's our watch?
22:24Boy?
22:24Charlie?
22:25Hey, man!
22:27Hey, boy.
22:27Where'd you put the cash?
22:28I didn't touch the cash.
22:29You weren't the cash.
22:30Why'd you put the cash?
22:31You didn't touch the cash.
22:32Where's my phone, kind?
22:34Hey, man!
22:34Boy, where's my phone?
22:36It's on the table there.
22:37Where's my phone?
22:37It's on the table.
22:38Why'd you open your ears?
22:42Charlie?
22:43Hey, man!
22:44Hey, man!
22:45What's happened, boy?
22:46They've got it.
22:49Coyne, coyne, coyne.
22:50Huh?
22:53Dad?
22:54Who's that?
22:54Just wanted to leave a picture.
22:56We had a cracking time which he bought.
22:58Truly top boys here.
23:00Isn't that right, Emma?
23:01Can't believe you dopes fell for it.
23:04We only took him from school.
23:04That's Emma.
23:05That's them, boy.
23:06We're better looking.
23:07Sorry, we ditched you, but you were sitting asleep.
23:10They're from car!
23:11Sorry, we lied.
23:13And about stealing from me.
23:16What?
23:16That's not funny, boy!
23:18Traitors, boy.
23:19Little rat bags.
23:19We didn't lie about everything.
23:21My dad is an arsehole.
23:23And I did want to pop my Irish hair in.
23:26Deceived by our own?
23:27Love you, lads.
23:28Thanks for covering all the stuff.
23:30Love you, lads.
23:31Emma spoon me and everything, if that is your real name!
23:33Boy, we'd never have done that to them.
23:35Never.
23:35There's some things we would do, but we would never have done that.
23:37Not in a million years, boy.
23:39I'm joking, man.
23:40But what are they on about as well?
23:41Thanks for covering the hotel.
23:43Yeah, we didn't cover the room.
23:44I didn't cover anyone.
23:45What does that even mean?
23:46They left us.
23:46No, what?
23:49How much?
23:512,000 euro.
23:52They didn't buy the hotel room.
23:54I'm sorry, madam, but it was the penthouse.
23:56The penthouse?
23:57It wasn't our fault, ma'am.
23:59It was Charlotte and Emma.
24:00Yeah.
24:00Who the hell are Charlotte and Emma?
24:02There were a couple of girls that we thought were rich and going to give us a ride.
24:05Two grand for the ride.
24:06It's not a hope I'm paying this.
24:08I'm sorry, madam, but they did spend the night.
24:11Are there names on the reservation?
24:13No.
24:13Yeah, no.
24:14We're out of here.
24:14Let's go.
24:16Tell me you actually did get the ride.
24:18I know.
24:20Idiots.
24:21It's on our fight.
24:22We were out.
24:23Catfished by a couple of girls.
24:25It's all right.
24:25We got insurance.
24:26What the hell do you think insurance actually is?
24:29What have we got you, shampoo?
24:31I finally got my head around the whole insurance thing.
24:35As it turns out, they don't cover catfishing.
24:38But we did get SDIs from the hot tub.
24:40But not one of the bad ones.
24:41Just an itchy knob.