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00:07Wasn't there a woman with them?
00:09There was no woman, it was just the four Daltons, and they were armed to the teeth.
00:12You shot at my woman!
00:17Sure it wasn't three of them?
00:18It's the Daltons, there's four of them, not three.
00:21Nope, that was Avril.
00:23There's Jack, or William.
00:25That was William, or Jack.
00:27I never know.
00:29There.
00:32Joe.
00:33Nope, you.
00:35Huh?
00:38Me, what do you mean?
00:39The bullet caliber.
00:40It's different from the other ones.
00:42Though it's the same one as you got there.
00:47Insurance scam.
00:51Sorry, Mr. Luke, but for the Daltons to work, you need all four.
00:54So you had to get the insurance reimbursement, I went all out.
00:57The big one ate a box of soap, the whole thing.
01:00Mango, olive oil, the most expensive one.
01:03Who does that?
01:04Avril.
01:06It's weird that Joe wasn't with them.
01:08Maybe he kept my mom in the hideout?
01:09No.
01:10He'd never let his brothers act alone.
01:13He's in charge.
01:14The meanest one.
01:15The smartest one, too.
01:18Which way'd they go?
01:20North.
01:21But don't tell them I told you, okay?
01:31You gotta be closer to spot Joe.
01:33Okay, we'll cover you.
01:35Stay here.
01:36Cover me from right here.
01:41Wait, he...
01:42Am I his horse or what?
01:43I feel like he's right.
01:44These men, they're out of their minds.
01:47Apparently, Joe, doesn't chew tobacco.
01:52He'd choose kittens.
02:01Hey, guys.
02:06Lucky Luke.
02:06Lucky Luke.
02:09Lucky what?
02:11Oh, there he is.
02:23Joseph Dalton.
02:23Good to meet you.
02:27What?
02:30Well, can you explain?
02:31It's the Buffalo's fault.
02:32No, it wasn't that.
02:33It was the woman.
02:34The woman you attacked who was on the stagecoach?
02:35Yeah, the Fury.
02:36The only one we could hear.
02:37She was obviously in distress.
02:38Her kidnappers were the ones in distress.
02:40No, no.
02:40It was her kidnappers who were in distress.
02:42The thing is, we were trying to rob everyone.
02:43Yep.
02:43There was so much screaming and commotion,
02:45they couldn't hear us.
02:46Couldn't hear a bit.
02:46And right then is when she showed up.
02:47She was a goddess.
02:48One guy tried strangling her.
02:49It was the other hand.
02:50And she caught him.
02:53She threw him off.
02:54Threw him over her shoulder.
02:55And then she wailed on the next one.
02:59Chokuzuki.
03:00Kagizuki.
03:02Ushiruma washi-giri.
03:03And the third dude.
03:06King-giri.
03:07In the balls.
03:08He got castrated.
03:09It's because I knew this Japanese guy in Seng-Seng.
03:11And then she tapped her heel on the ground like this.
03:12Tring.
03:13It was a hidden switchblade.
03:15And she cut the two leather things there.
03:17The reins.
03:17She jumped on her horse.
03:24It's a horse.
03:27And rode off.
03:28Disappeared.
03:29That's not my mother.
03:30Then all of a sudden Joe arrived.
03:31And he shouted,
03:32Charlie!
03:33Charlie.
03:34Shit, that is my mother.
03:36How do you know her name, though?
03:37Oh, I think it's...
03:37We have no idea.
03:38No, I mean...
03:39No, listen to me.
03:39Especially after...
03:40It was complete pandemonium after that.
03:42Because Joe decided he wanted to chase after her.
03:44And then she was shot at, you know, by her kidnappers.
03:46But then she dodged the bullet, but barely.
03:48Then she ran behind the dune.
03:50She ran fast and disappeared.
03:52That's where Joe got buffalo.
03:54Buffalo?
03:55Buffalo attack.
03:57Right in the face.
03:57They aren't well marked, those buffalo stuff.
03:59Where'd my mom go?
04:00Oh, well, the thing is...
04:01We don't know.
04:02The thing is...
04:02We were too far away.
04:04The thing is...
04:05The only one who could see behind the dune was Joe.
04:06The thing is that up until then, Joe was in a coma.
04:08So we borrowed the physician who was there in town.
04:12A doctor.
04:13He's over there.
04:17Hmm.
04:21A desperado of Mr. Dalton's levels suddenly becoming...
04:26Honest, considerate, sensitive even.
04:29I see only one diagnosis.
04:31Redemption.
04:32Amnesia.
04:34Oh, right.
04:37The only one who knows my mother's whereabouts has amnesia.
04:40We'll find her, I promise.
04:43Joe's memory's gonna come back.
04:44We'll make sure of it.
04:45Okay.
04:52I'm always says to fight fire with fire.
04:58I really deserve that blow to the head.
05:10All right.
05:11All right.
05:11You're sure you want him getting his memory back?
05:13Even if it means he returns to his unholy life as a desperado in his gallon again?
05:17Mm-hmm.
05:19Luke?
05:20To my great chagrin, yep.
05:24Fine.
05:24Then we'll walk him through his therapeutic process.
05:27By repairing what he was, he will then accept what he was.
05:29And so, he'll remember what he was.
05:35We've got to help him, so be nice to him.
05:37Wait.
05:37The only option is to be nice to him?
05:38Really?
05:38Yes.
05:39Or more head blows could work as well.
05:40What?
05:41That could also end up killing him, so...
05:42Oh.
05:42Anyway, regarding memory, you should activate his senses.
05:45All right?
05:46Noises, smells, images, even music.
05:49Yeah?
05:49And make sure to include happy memories you've shared.
05:52Positive moments.
05:54Positive moments with Joe Dalton.
05:58Okay.
06:00Okay.
06:13Charlie.
06:20Charlie!
06:22Charlie!
06:24Charlie!
06:26Oh.
06:28Oh.
06:29Oh.
06:30Oh.
06:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:10Mata Hari, Marie Bouvier.
07:22What is this?
07:24Oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:54Oh, oh, oh.
07:59Alright, operation repair.
08:01We'll start with the grocer, repair his store, and buy cookies from him.
08:05To give to people.
08:07Yep, and slap those and don't take a cookie.
08:10Avro.
08:11Yeah?
08:12You leave me no choice.
08:13Am I getting hit?
08:14No.
08:15See that post over there?
08:17You're hitting me with it?
08:18No. Go lean on it and reflect on the violence that lies within you.
08:22No, Joe.
08:23Yes.
08:23Joe.
08:24Yes.
08:25Joe.
08:25Yes.
08:26Joe.
08:27Yes.
08:28Joe.
08:28Do it, please, Avra.
08:36She can't be just us three. We're the Daltons. There's always four of us. It'll ruin our reputation.
08:42If you need me, here I am.
08:45Who are you anyway?
08:46Whoa.
08:48I'm Billy the Kid.
08:49No way. You're too tall to be a kid.
08:50Yeah, well, I grew.
08:51Billy didn't have that voice.
08:52I matured.
08:53Billy's voice would never have changed.
08:54Let's not waste time, Willie.
08:55Billy, whoever you are.
08:56Willie Billy.
08:58I like your mug.
08:59Welcome to the group.
09:01Come on. Let's make amends.
09:05Billy Dalton.
09:06Come on.
09:09Don't go getting all cocky, okay?
09:20Oh my. That's some snoring.
09:24You know why?
09:27It's chloroform.
09:30Look at all this.
09:38Do you see what this is?
09:41Look at it. It's all secret agent things.
09:44Now I'm confused.
09:49This woman infiltrated your establishment by posing as a lady of the night.
09:52I've never seen that lady.
09:53That's troubling.
09:55Because I hear she managed to steal documents from you that were quite compromising.
09:59Whoever told you that's completely full of shit?
10:02Mr. Oyster, you've been reduced to a sun-baked head but still acting cowboy?
10:07I will admit, though, if I had the trinkets men adorned themselves with, leather cuffs,
10:12Colt .45 spurs, I'd be tempted to do it, too.
10:15But all we have to take on the Wild West is a veil, a fan, and a pocket mirror.
10:20As if petticoats and power moves were incompatible concepts.
10:24We were forced to develop our own weapons.
10:34Okay, stop.
10:49I can see right through you.
10:51I know you're lying to me.
10:55Okay, so this woman, she robbed me.
10:59But I was helpless.
11:01She beat up five of my men.
11:04She's not human.
11:05She's a demonic creature.
11:07She's a witch.
11:08My mom is all about poems and daisies.
11:10She's into rhubarb pies and bake sales.
11:12Being a spy is not her thing.
11:14Well, nobody uses this for rhubarb pie.
11:17You think it's something she got roped into?
11:20But why?
11:22Did you list on a sheet of paper everyone involved in this conspiracy?
11:27I thought one sheet with all the names was easier than one name per sheet.
11:32She took off with it?
11:33Yeah.
11:39The canteen.
11:44Thank you for being truthful.
11:46Some water?
11:48Yes.
11:54What are you doing?
11:56No, wait.
11:59Come back!
12:01Come back!
12:03Please!
12:07I know she's in mortal danger.
12:09Hey, calm down.
12:10This shows your mom has resources if it's all true.
12:12And we'll do what the doc says so we get Joe's memory.
12:15It won't work and it takes way too long.
12:16Whereas with the Rell's method...
12:18That's a no.
12:19But it's our only option.
12:20It may disappear if we wait.
12:21Joe could disappear with a head blow.
12:23Well, Calamity would try it.
12:25Stop it with Calamity Jane.
12:26Why are you so obsessed with her?
12:28I'm lucky, Luke.
12:29L-U-C-K-E.
12:32Luke.
12:33Not one letter in common.
12:34Well, there's the L.
12:36The, uh, the C.
12:38And there's a Y in there.
12:50We looked everywhere for you.
12:52Looking for me?
12:53Yeah.
12:54We're fixing things up.
12:56We're fixing things.
13:03Nobody steps on my foot and gets away with it.
13:07William.
13:09William, what did we say?
13:10We don't hit people.
13:13It's nice to have you with us, Willy Billy.
13:17Nobody's at fault.
13:18It was an accident.
13:18You just say sorry about that.
13:21I'm sorry, sir.
13:22No, not you.
13:23You've apologized your whole life.
13:24He never has.
13:25So we start over.
13:26Step on his foot.
13:27No, it's fine.
13:29Do it.
13:29Step on his foot.
13:32It'll be fine.
13:33Step on his foot.
13:41Do it harder.
13:45Is that all right?
13:54I'm sorry.
13:55Better.
13:56Better?
13:58You know what?
13:59One more for the road.
14:01One more?
14:02Well, yes, of course.
14:03For the road?
14:03That's what we're here for.
14:05Hmm?
14:16No.
14:28Sorry.
14:29There you go.
14:30You were right.
14:30It wasn't so hard.
14:31And William, remember, if someone slaps your cheek, turn the other one.
14:44What are you doing?
14:45Carving a piece of wood.
14:49It's hard, huh?
14:50Not really.
14:51Just get a knife and start carving.
14:52No, I mean it's hard getting sidelined like that.
14:55I don't like the new Joe.
14:57Old Joe would've hit me, not replaced me.
14:59We'll get back, old Joe.
15:00Because I feel like you're right.
15:02We gotta hit him.
15:04Hard.
15:05Yeah, nah, the others say that's not how we should...
15:07The others are wrong.
15:08Like them thinking you're the stupidest.
15:09It's not true.
15:10You're just the tallest.
15:11So sound takes longer to get up to you.
15:16I'm pretty sure you're a genius.
15:20They think I'm stupid?
15:39I'm pretty sure you're a genius.
15:52Jim, that sounds so familiar.
15:53What's it remind me of?
15:55Jim Twofingers, your cellmate.
15:58That's it?
16:00Him playing harmonica?
16:01Yeah.
16:02That got in your head, didn't it, that song?
16:05Remember the time I took you all to Fort Brighton?
16:09Oh, wow, yeah.
16:10Yeah, yeah, I remember.
16:11The boy kept playing even though he was handcuffed.
16:14It drove Avril crazy.
16:15I said, go on, Jim, keep playing, keep it up.
16:17And Avril was so frustrated, Jim was going for it.
16:20Even you were laughing about it.
16:22It's the only time we really laughed together.
16:23Yeah.
16:27Oh, that does bring back some memories.
16:29Well, that's good to hear.
16:31Camping with the brothers and riding horses across the plains,
16:34in prison playing knuckle bones.
16:37Ah, that rascal, Jim.
16:39But even I eventually, I wanted to give him a smack on the head.
16:43What happened to that guy?
16:50What?
16:51Luke, I didn't kill him, did I?
16:57Did I?
16:58Luke?
17:04I'm sure I didn't kill him, right?
17:07No, Jim's fine.
17:08I didn't kill him, no.
17:09We could counter the buffalo with another buffalo.
17:12No, buffaloes are too unpredictable.
17:13Throw a dead buffalo.
17:14No good.
17:14Dead buffalo is very predictable.
17:15No, that's enough.
17:16Throw him on a dead buffalo.
17:18No buffaloes.
17:19We're done with that.
17:19I know what.
17:20Throw a horse.
17:20No, that's in the buffalo family.
17:24All right, I got it.
17:26Listen, here we go.
17:28We wait.
17:30We help him be a good man, and that'll make his memory come back.
17:34No, wait, that was their plan.
17:36And now I'm stuck.
17:38Me too.
17:40The one who could help us with ideas is Ma.
17:42I'm telling you, when Ma has an idea, it's powerful, but worse than a buffalo blow.
17:49Come on.
17:51Hurry.
17:53We'll get the horses.
17:55Got a long way to go.
17:57I don't understand where we're going right now.
17:59Ah, okay.
18:00Great.
18:01I look away, and you take your buddy's wife, or what?
18:04I'm not your wife.
18:05We're married.
18:06Oh, you're married?
18:07Yes.
18:07No.
18:10Billy, we've got important things to do.
18:12I imagine.
18:13This moron's famous than a Dalton, so you're interested.
18:16You're interested?
18:17All right.
18:18I'm so stupid.
18:19Trying to get Daltonized.
18:20To make you proud.
18:22To save our marriage?
18:24I was Daltonized at birth, so...
18:26Avril, we're just a team, not a couple, okay?
18:28Of course, of course.
18:29But after bringing it up, I'm like, why not, you know?
18:30You watch your mouth!
18:31No, but just talk.
18:32Oh, stop!
18:33Your brother has amnesia.
18:35My mother might die.
18:36And you two want to hook up with me?
18:40How about y'all go to bed together?
18:41Marry him?
18:42You'd become a real Dalton, and be out of my hair.
18:46Luis!
18:50Avril!
18:51No.
18:52No.
18:55No.
19:00Oh, my God.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:08Oh, my God.
19:10Oh, my God.
19:37Police!
19:41Police!
19:53Louise!
20:02Have you seen Louise?
20:03Uh, no.
20:04And the Reverend needs me to make 50 baskets for the St. Catherine's feast.
20:08That's so weird, I looked everywhere.
20:11You care about that girl?
20:13No.
20:14No, it's just that I don't want her causing problems.
20:17That's all.
20:18She's restless.
20:19It's annoying.
20:20You're worried.
20:21A little bit.
20:23What if something happens to her?
20:28What?
20:29Your eyes.
20:34This worry's not normal.
20:36What are you doing?
20:37It's the same look my father had when Avril almost got hanged.
20:42You're worried like a parent.
20:43No.
20:44No, I'm not.
20:45I've got it.
20:46You, the lone hero in a violent world.
20:49You have a child.
20:54She doesn't even know, right?
20:56Of course she doesn't know.
20:57How would she if you haven't admitted it to yourself yet?
21:03You know, Luke, of all the horrible things I've done, what I regret most is what I haven't done.
21:10Words I didn't say to my brothers.
21:13What worse?
21:15That I care about him.
21:17And I love him.
21:18Joe!
21:19Joe!
21:20The villagers!
21:21They're insane.
21:21They're beating William up.
21:22What has he done now?
21:23He's behaving.
21:24He's been really nice.
21:41Me next.
21:42Hey, I don't even know you.
21:42So what?
21:45Well, finally.
21:46You're here for more?
21:48Come on.
21:56Someone repents and you beat him up like this?
21:58Sorry, sorry.
21:59Aren't you ashamed?
22:01Know what I see?
22:03Bunch of cowards!
22:10What my friend means is that we understand your pain.
22:14For years we've pillaged, ransacked and humiliated.
22:18So we're asking you for forgiveness.
22:23And for that, we need all of you.
22:28Now we ask you, help us turn this dark page of our history.
22:33We ask you, help us break the cycle of violence.
22:37Will you help us?
22:39Help us by not seeking vengeance.
22:41No.
22:42No, no, no.
22:45In the name of justice.
22:49And the law.
22:55He's right. We should.
22:56Yes.
22:58Kill him.
22:58Hang this man!
23:03Whoa!
23:06Whoa!
23:07Whoa!
23:07No, wait. Look.
23:09If you really want to help me make amends, let them.
23:13After all, now.
23:14It's the law.
23:19Come on, let's hang a break now!
23:21Get down!
23:22Get down!
23:24Get down!
23:25Get down!
23:26Get down!
23:26Get down!
23:28Get down!
23:40Get down!
23:42The way theft!
23:43Landing theft!
23:44Theft of eggs!
23:46Theft of beef legs!
23:47Theft of bird legs!
23:49Luke, you've got to do something!
23:49Legging theft!
23:50Night theft!
23:52Day theft!
23:53Theft of...
23:54Joe Dalton!
23:57What on Earth have you done now?
23:59Huh?
24:00Huh?
24:00Huh?
24:01Huh?
24:05Who were you?
24:06He needed some shock therapy.
24:18I understand your anger, Ma.
24:20But I deserve what's happening.
24:34Look at these nice townspeople.
24:35Oh, no. This isn't good.
24:37He's become cute again like when he was a kid.
24:40You were right. It's serious.
24:42It's very serious.
24:45Oh, well.
24:46Never mind.
24:48Go ahead and hang him, then, huh?
24:50Oh, yeah!
24:53Ma?
24:55Your cake's here?
24:57Uh, yes.
24:58I forgot about the condemned man's last meal.
25:00That's a thing, isn't it?
25:01Um, sure.
25:03I wanted to make your favorite cake for you, my dear.
25:06Oh, Ma.
25:08You didn't have to.
25:35Happy Birthday to you.
25:37Happy Birthday to you.
25:38Happy Birthday to you.
25:40Happy Birthday to you.
25:41Happy Birthday to you.
25:43And...
25:44It's not my favorite cake. It's Afro's.
25:48Ah!
25:49It could be. Yeah, right.
25:51No. Not could be. It is.
25:55Always the same thing.
25:57It happened on my 8th birthday, my 9th, my 10th.
26:02What's it matter? There are worse things in life.
26:04And you can always share it.
26:07What share?
26:09You want Avril having my last meal?
26:12Look, Joe, you're gonna die and your brother's sad about it, okay?
26:15So just pull yourself together.
26:17He needs comforting.
26:18Wait, no, what's up.
26:29Give a deste if we can use our right hand.
26:37If you're ready for an elderly family-
26:39It'll be the same.
26:40Come on how many来 teams ship?
26:58Oh
26:59Joe
26:59So yeah
27:12I remember
27:29Going back to the mother
27:41Oh
27:44So that's him
27:46That's the real Joe
27:49Should we stop him?
27:53Why don't we wait a while
27:55Teach him a lesson
27:56You know what I mean?
27:57I remember
28:00I remember
28:08I remember
28:11I remember
28:17Charlie
28:19Charlie
28:39Charlie
28:40Charlie
28:42Charlie
28:52He's been like this for an hour
28:54We work hard to get his memory back
28:56And now he won't say a word?
28:58And my mother?
28:59I understand
29:03And Billy aren't we looking for him?
29:06Listen I looked everywhere
29:08He must have took off
29:09He didn't say anything?
29:11Not one word?
29:12Even to me?
29:15Uh, no, why?
29:18Something between you two?
29:20What? No
29:23Normally you'd at least say something if you're teammates with someone
29:26Hmm
29:28Well, folks disappear every day
29:31Like you this morning
29:32Hey, you know I was worried about you
29:34Spare me some paternalistic lecture
29:37Okay, first of all
29:38First of all
29:39Hey, it's not a paternalistic thing
29:42And it's not about lecturing you
29:45It's a
29:48It's an apology
29:50I wouldn't have been worried if I'd been with you
29:54I wouldn't have been worried if I'd been with you
29:54As a teammate
29:56If I'd have listened
29:59You saved our skins
30:01Once again
30:05And uh
30:09I want to tell you something else
30:14Please
30:15Look, Luis
30:15I'm your dad
30:42You
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