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00:37Thank you. Thank you, and welcome to the Vought International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:47Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:50It's places, ladies. It's places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:53Up to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:56Stay in line. Keep it tight.
01:00Come on.
01:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.
01:03We're ready to use this later.
01:05Don't break here.
01:21Starlight is running wild.
01:23Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
01:26But we said no. We said enough. We said not in America.
01:32And together, we soared into a new golden gun!
01:51Keep going.
01:56Stop!
01:58I resignated the Starlighters, a terrorist organization.
02:02Other people proudly serving the armed forces, thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem.
02:09This is up 21%.
02:12G-Man, days past from the future has grossed over 2 billion.
02:17Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
02:19For all of this, the most important truth is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
02:31Our nation!
02:34Yes!
02:36Yes!
02:38The bitch Starlight tried to do it on the southern border.
02:42Got it. Is there no depth to what that little wh-
02:46Who won their cremations?
02:48Because they're leaving us!
02:49Take these two!
02:50No, no!
02:50Just these two, please!
02:51Now what? So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
02:55Come on!
02:56No, Mayhem, no! You stay back!
02:59All of you, stay back!
03:00You stay the fuck back and I'll laser you, goddammit!
03:03I'll laser every fucking one of you!
03:16No, no!
03:17No, no, no!
03:18No, no, no!
03:18No, no, no, no!
03:21No, no, no, no!
03:22No, no, no, no!
03:23No, no, no, no, no!
03:23No, no, no, no, no!
03:24No, no, no, no, no, no!
03:25No, no, no, no, no, no!
03:33This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign period.
03:37And the American people have the good sense to call out a lie when they see-
03:41Stay back!
03:42They're a laser every fucking one of you!
03:49Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice-President of the United States.
04:00Tough day.
04:03Sad day.
04:04When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
04:08This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist starlighters.
04:13Let's open it up.
04:15Chris Hayes.
04:16Vice President Barrett.
04:17Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking. Literally.
04:21And no. Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to
04:26the U.S. of A.
04:26That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
04:31Honestly. Do better?
04:33What about your so-called freedom camps? The starlighter dissidents?
04:36More clickbait.
04:37I mean, who doesn't love freedom? And camp.
04:40We knew this would happen sooner or later.
04:42We've been ready.
04:43In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell their clit from
04:49their collarbone.
04:49The share price is only down half a point.
04:52Besides that, damage is minimal.
04:54What's this?
04:55That is a Gutenberg Bible. Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
04:59You're really on top of the world, huh? Peter Thiel. The Obamas calling you for advice. Everyone loves you.
05:08You can't really think I care.
05:10Maybe you didn't used to.
05:12It's all for you. Higher the share price, happier the billionaires. The more you get to do whatever the fuck
05:17you want to do.
05:18Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer? Saying that maybe I even did something to my son?
05:29No. Everyone knows that Ryan is... Sorry. That he is a boarding school in Svalbard. That story's holding. We're good.
05:41And how about you, Sage? Are you? Good?
05:47I'm fine.
05:48You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you? You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
05:55No.
05:56Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
06:03I was humiliated! As if people don't hate me enough!
06:09Your numbers are north of 96.
06:10Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure, but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts where it counts.
06:17Have you seen the memes? Have you seen the memes about me?
06:23Posting them should be a crime.
06:26Yes, but we can't go...
06:30Oh, you're serious.
06:32Sir, ongoing conflict is useful to us. It keeps people afraid.
06:37No, no, no, no, no, no!
06:40You promised me, Caesar.
06:41He was stabbed by his best friends.
06:43Well, I can relate to that.
06:45But I need people to be devoted.
06:48To me!
06:50May I speak freely?
06:51Give it a shot.
06:52I told you, no matter how much power you amass, it will not make you happy.
07:03You know what's gonna make me happy?
07:06I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
07:15I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
07:25That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and then I will take care of this once and for all.
07:33Consider it done, sir.
08:01You can play with your hand and outside to Ross.
08:03I want it to be a great deal.
08:05I want it all to be lost in time.
08:10J'ai l'impression that you have a lot of money...
08:12There are no things that you want.
08:17I apologize.
08:20I can't handle it, let me know.
08:26You can а I swear.
08:29I can't handle it.
08:29Buy it.
08:29I want it.
08:30I can't handle it.
08:31You can hear it.
08:43Do you mind being more careful?
08:45Sorry.
08:48Thank you, Petit Uy.
08:52Also, Pills of Venice Exploits.
08:56Enjoy.
09:01Leave me alone, my friend.
09:20Leave me alone, my friend.
09:27No!
09:41Luis, the drink.
09:43Leave me alone.
09:57And he got the flag 37 with you out.
10:00Huh.
10:02Huh?
10:04That's all you have to say.
10:05Leave me alone.
10:08Leave me alone.
10:12Please.
10:13I'll die!
10:15Nooooo!
10:17Noooo!
10:18Fuck!
10:20Don't do it.
10:22Don't do it!
10:24Fuck!
10:25Fuck!
10:32Fuck!
10:33That's the last thing.
10:34Fuck!
10:46Hello, Dad.
10:49Billy.
10:57You are a wanted man.
10:59Me, Judy.
11:01On a bit of a layover.
11:04Before I pop in,
11:05say hello to Lenny and Mum.
11:10Proof is no God, isn't it?
11:13She's dead,
11:14and there you are.
11:16Thriving with arse cancer.
11:27Does it hurt when you take a shit?
11:29Fucking hope so.
11:30I didn't know how to get hold of you
11:32about the funeral.
11:33I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
11:36You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
11:37I paid for it.
11:38People like you and me
11:40don't get to spend a ton of heat with the likes of them.
11:44What did you come here for?
11:46Torture old man, eh?
11:50Where did you find her?
11:51In the attic.
11:53Reminds me of him.
12:02Five fucking weeks, Lenny practice that rings trick.
12:06I still remember the look on his face when he won.
12:09So fucking chuffed.
12:13And Lenny come home.
12:17And you call him a little poof.
12:20Well,
12:22never looked at us again, did he?
12:24Why you here?
12:26Huh?
12:36There's no need to get angry.
12:38Oh, I ain't angry.
12:40I'm bleeding grateful.
12:42All the times he knocked the shit out of me,
12:44gave me the belt or whatever,
12:46made me who I am.
12:49Made me just like you.
12:51I'll show you.
12:54Son.
12:55Please.
12:56I know.
12:58I ain't got long to go.
13:01Where's the time?
13:02I know.
13:05But give me a good fucking laugh.
13:08Just to hear you scream.
13:11You don't get a change, love.
13:20Who says?
13:23I want a change.
13:34What's the matter with you?
13:35What?
13:36Your heart's pounding.
13:39Are you scared?
13:40No, I just love being at work.
13:43It's exciting.
13:44Room temperature like you like.
13:50Have a good show.
13:56I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
13:58Tell him it's for me.
13:59Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
14:02Tell Jerry I said fuck off.
14:03He wants to trim the budget.
14:04How about going after a show
14:05that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
14:13Howdy there, boss.
14:16Dude you look bashing today.
14:17Well, my whole life
14:20has been dedicated to saving these people
14:23and yet their hearts
14:24are fluttering
14:25like
14:26fucking rabbits.
14:29Why?
14:30What are they hiding?
14:31Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
14:34They just look up to you is all.
14:44Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away
14:46like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
14:47Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
14:49I don't want to be making milk.
14:50I do more than anything.
14:53Them pills just janked up my ticker
14:55so awful.
14:57They were killing me.
15:09How'd you catch them red-handed?
15:11Our enemies have started using
15:12bleeding-edge technologies
15:14like AI
15:16which means artificial intelligence.
15:19So Starlight did use
15:21that dang fangled AI.
15:23First she went and deep-faked
15:24Thomas Godolkin himself.
15:26Yeah, but did anyone
15:27actually believe that?
15:28I mean, how stupid
15:29does she think we all are?
15:31To cover up her slaughter
15:33of innocent young heroes
15:34that God knew.
15:35Then she went and AI
15:37this so-called
15:38Flat 37 video.
15:41Oh God, sloppy word.
15:42If we freeze it
15:44here, yeah.
15:46I mean, last I checked
15:47I do not have seven fingers
15:49on one hand.
15:50Now, isn't that what they refer to
15:51as the uncanny valley?
15:54Yes, it is.
15:56Over.
16:16I don't know.
16:24Next world is going to come back and
16:26I don't know.
16:57Knock it off!
16:58I ain't here for you, you dozy pin.
17:00They're after Frenchy.
17:02What's gonna do him?
17:04Huey and him.
17:05And send me two hours.
17:10Look.
17:12I know you don't trust me.
17:14But Frenchy's a dead man.
17:16We ain't got time to fuck about.
17:17I got a CIA at Gulfstream.
17:19Gassing up a plant now.
17:22Wheels up on the now.
17:31Smile Camper.
17:32It's a new day and a new chance
17:34to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
17:36Ivy, you can't talk like that.
17:38Huey, none of the FBSA people
17:40are ever getting out.
17:41It's hopeless.
17:44Look, I should be the last guy
17:46who has any hope. I've been strangled by
17:48Ezekiel, I've been hunted by Noir,
17:50chased by sharks inside of a whale,
17:52shot at by Russians, almost blown up
17:54a hero-gasm and laser-dead
17:56bought on ice. Look, the point is,
17:58oh, and one time I had us naked on a chocolate cake.
18:00It's a long story. The point is,
18:02by all sane logic, I should be dead.
18:05Or crazy. Or both.
18:06Then why aren't you?
18:08Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it.
18:11Hey! Get down!
18:12Fuck you!
18:13Jesus. Hey! Get down!
18:16Get the fuck down!
18:17I said fuck you!
18:18Come down, right now!
18:20Hey! Hey!
18:35See?
18:38You gave up.
18:40What about you?
18:50Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
18:53That's why I cut out all women.
18:54No love. No sex.
18:57No problems.
18:58And literally, bro,
19:00I have never felt manlier.
19:02Think about this, okay?
19:04Romance. Flowers.
19:06Cuddling. Kissing.
19:07That's beta male shit, bro!
19:09That's super gay.
19:10War, am I right?
19:12Three!
19:14Yes. And you know what?
19:15As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,
19:18whatever that baby-murdering 3 out of 10
19:21thought she was gonna do,
19:23it didn't work.
19:24Oh, bollocks!
19:25Half a bottle of rum,
19:26and you're a solid 5 out of 10 any day of the week.
19:29What the fuck are you doing here?
19:34Can we go?
19:38Oh, wow.
19:39Your skin is so oily, like, hugging a McRib.
19:41Wait, did you just...
19:43How?
19:44Fucking speech therapy,
19:45and fucking therapy therapy,
19:46and so much fucking TikTok.
19:48Wow, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
19:50Sixteen hour flight, and not a fucking peep.
19:52Cause all you can say is,
19:53oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.
19:54Like the better with a mouth shut.
19:56Where have you been?
19:58Vought got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces,
20:00so they deported me to Manila.
20:01I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747,
20:04but I fell out at 10,000 feet.
20:06Oh, man.
20:07That took a hot minute to regrow.
20:09They found my asshole, like, a mile away.
20:12How did you find me?
20:13Oh, ways and mains, love?
20:15How many men you down?
20:16How many does it look like?
20:20It's all right, love.
20:22Nothing to be scared of.
20:23I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
20:26So, are you still dying, hopefully?
20:28No.
20:29Hearty and Hale.
20:30See, that's a mistake most people make.
20:32They try to fight the cancer.
20:34Nice one putting flight 37 out there.
20:36Was it?
20:37It didn't move the needle an inch.
20:38Oh, of course it did.
20:39Our man is fuming.
20:41He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
20:47Of course, it's a trap.
20:49A question.
20:51Is what else are we gonna decide to walk into it?
20:54Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
21:00You want Frenchy.
21:01You're still working on the virus, and you want his help.
21:04The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
21:07And I'm Landa.
21:10Now, you gonna help us save the boys?
21:12Yes.
21:13Or not.
21:26So, I have a signal.
21:28So, I'm doing broad daylight now?
21:30We are getting executed.
21:32What?
21:33Instead of what?
21:34In 36 hours, we...
21:37are finally fucking doing it.
21:39They're trying to drive it, Annie.
21:40The question is...
21:41Who is it?
21:41Why now?
21:47Flight 37 video.
21:49Half or not type shit.
21:50They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,
21:53and then they do her in.
21:55Fuck that.
21:56I'm getting out of here first.
22:00We're gonna need a lot more Molotovs, so let's get going.
22:05How did you get these?
22:07Fly by.
22:08I took it myself.
22:10Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
22:12That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you, but then hug you.
22:15So how come you didn't spring then?
22:17Honestly, they've been safer there.
22:21It's this one.
22:23Getting in won't be easy.
22:25A perimeter's just open space.
22:26That's what I'm telling you.
22:27I know a bloke.
22:28I mean, he's a fucking worm butt.
22:30He might be able to help.
22:32But even if I can get us in, how the fuck are we gonna get out?
22:34Leave that to me.
22:36I have something we can call.
22:40No, I didn't.
22:46Do you like croissants?
22:47Ugh, do we?
22:48Why?
22:55Old Lander?
22:56Hey, you wanna see us?
23:02Should we come back?
23:04No!
23:04No!
23:05No!
23:06No!
23:07No!
23:08Can you believe the gall cooking up these lies about me?
23:12Tarnishing my good name.
23:15Fake garbage.
23:17Right.
23:18Oh, right, yes, totally sir. I know.
23:21Starlight.
23:23Spearless, filth.
23:24What a fucking lightweight.
23:26What could she even do besides flash her little high beams at ya?
23:31Am I right?
23:32Always, sir.
23:33So then, why'd you let her get away?
23:39Don't you look at him like that. Where the fuck were you?
23:42Oh, he's there. Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage, right?
23:47Bro, it's been a year.
23:49A full lap of the sun.
23:51And you haven't found a train.
23:55Or butcher.
23:58Or starlight.
24:01It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
24:05I mean, I know you're not. That would be suicide.
24:11You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
24:18And it turns out, he betrayed me.
24:24He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
24:27And a horrible meme about me.
24:29It really makes me wonder, who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
24:34Sir, you can check my history. I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
24:37Here, just check it. Look.
24:38That won't be necessary, but, gentlemen.
24:43Do your fucking jobs.
24:45Yes, sir.
25:15Bro, what the hell?
25:16Bro, you could have had my back in there.
25:18Bro, you're not the real noir, okay? You can talk.
25:22Look, I get method, okay?
25:24I fucked with Stella Adler. I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
25:26We literally never broke character.
25:29Hey.
25:30But enough's enough.
25:35Bro!
25:35I always thought I'd stay single, but you know what they say.
25:39How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.
25:41Ain't that the truth.
25:43So there I was at the national prayer breakfast, and I look across the table, and it was...
25:49It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
25:53Talk about a match made in heaven. Amen.
25:55Amen.
25:56Oh, Father himself.
25:58Head pastor, president, and CEO, Samaritan's Embrace Ministries after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
26:03God rest his soul.
26:05Amen.
26:05Well, you two are just a super-able union for the ages.
26:08We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
26:13I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
26:16For me, it was love at first sight.
26:18See, I knew he was going to say that.
26:20Try marrying a mind reader.
26:21No.
26:22Powerful.
26:24Now, how about we switch gears?
26:27Like y'all's initiative to abolish D.E.I.?
26:29Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
26:32People don't need a handout.
26:34It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
26:37Isn't white a color, too?
26:39Let's cut.
26:41Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
26:45Cut!
26:45Sage, my sister in Christ.
26:49Um, no.
26:50I don't believe in your magic sky ghost, or his baby sky ghost.
26:54I need the vice president.
26:55Give us the room.
26:57Fuck.
26:58How is married life?
27:00The power of Christ can tell you to fuck him.
27:02Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
27:05Touchy.
27:06Hey, it's not my fault.
27:07The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as a VP.
27:11Maybe.
27:12But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
27:14That was a patriotic thing to do.
27:16Can we hurry this along?
27:16I'm about to kill D.E.I.
27:18Uh, not today or not.
27:20He wants more Starlighters arrested.
27:23But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
27:26Now, it's anyone who registered as a Starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
27:32Cyberterrorists are terrorists too.
27:36True.
27:37True.
27:38Mm-hmm.
27:39It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
27:46We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
27:48We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler, the creator, and they canceled Coachella.
27:51But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens.
27:54I know, I couldn't help but notice.
27:56You registered Barrett for president.com, net, and org.
28:00It's exploratory.
28:01You're a soup.
28:03Made you fucking vice president.
28:04As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
28:09Everything will come up, Ashley.
28:11Yeah.
28:12Good talk.
28:22Reacher, massive, enters the motel.
28:27Woman.
28:28You're huge.
28:30Reacher.
28:32Know what they say about huge guys?
28:37They have huge cocks.
28:45Jesus fucking Christ.
28:46Are you fucking crazy?
28:47Get in here.
28:47Hello, Worm.
28:48Yeah, hi.
28:49You're like America's literal most wanted.
28:51Did anyone see you come in here?
28:53No.
28:53Are you sure?
28:54Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec, and that shit is everywhere now.
28:59Fucking hell.
28:59This is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
29:02Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
29:06Listen, whatever you want, I'm not interested.
29:08Come off it, mate.
29:11You ain't even at the pitch yet.
29:12Pass.
29:13Well told.
29:15Whatever.
29:15Just fucking go, okay?
29:16You don't have anything on me anymore.
29:18Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
29:21Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time, and I don't even work there anymore.
29:25Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
29:28And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy Tees, but it isn't art, okay?
29:32It just isn't.
29:33Uh-uh-uh.
29:35You ruin your appetite.
29:37That's right.
29:38I came here for an egg soup with a certain set of skittles.
29:42I need us a tunnel, Doug.
29:44You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you up to pasture.
29:47How does this thing a tunnel fuck what?
29:49You do the tunnel, I'll do the fucking.
29:5320 miles out of Rochester.
29:55Be there.
29:56Rochester.
29:57Oh, Rochester's got that honey-laced soil.
29:59Oh, fucking delicious.
30:04You need a shower.
30:05You smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
30:07Mm.
30:08Thanks.
30:09Was that bad?
30:10Sorry.
30:11Turns out talking to people's hard.
30:14Check you long enough.
30:16You slowing down in your old age?
30:18Fuck you, JonBenet.
30:20You guys are friends?
30:22You talk.
30:24Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
30:26Thanks.
30:27Where's everybody?
30:33Well, I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
30:35Go Marie Moreau.
30:36How's your team doing?
30:37Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough.
30:44So, what's with the 9-1-1?
30:46Huey, MM, and Frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow, so we need your help to break them out.
30:53Of a vault prison camp?
30:55You're fucking crazy.
30:56Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
30:58We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
31:00It's easy.
31:00Easy.
31:01Right.
31:03You know, Homelander's going to be waiting.
31:06I can't.
31:07We know how to kill him, okay?
31:08But we need Frenchie to do it.
31:10Great.
31:10Well, good luck with that.
31:12Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
31:14I mean, if we're going to really take him out, we need your help.
31:17So, what?
31:18I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
31:21I mean, we are down on assholes, so...
31:24Yeah, maybe.
31:27No.
31:28Why not?
31:30I said I can't.
31:32I know you're scared.
31:33No, I'm not fucking scared.
31:37I got a family to protect.
31:41I can't.
31:44I got it.
31:45I do.
31:47Me too.
31:51Keep him safe.
31:55We shouldn't have let him go.
31:57No.
31:59Homelander fucked him up.
32:01Fucked me up, too.
32:03We're going to need an exit plan B.
32:08All right.
32:09So, we hit the east gate.
32:10We beat you when the guard chain shift.
32:12And we go with Don.
32:13We've been through this.
32:14I know.
32:15I just want to go over it a few more times, just so I can get it in my head.
32:17Huey, take a fucking drink, will you?
32:20No, thanks.
32:22You let me?
32:23You know I quit.
32:25Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it with a fucking internment camp.
32:28What about you?
32:30Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
32:32I'm sure I've got corn in it.
32:40Hey.
32:42Don't worry.
32:44And you will be fine.
32:45She's strong.
32:49Kamiko, too.
32:55Y'all motherfuckers are tripping.
32:57Y'all know what the fuck's going on with them, and you don't even know where Kamiko's at.
33:00What, so you don't think you're going to see Janine and Monique again?
33:03Is that it?
33:04What I know is, is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
33:08Hey, ma'am, you're the strongest guy I know.
33:11We've been in tougher spots than this.
33:13You know, I did two tours in the 3-8 in Faroe province.
33:18Shit I saw will fuck you up.
33:22And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here.
33:27And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
33:30We are dead men walking.
33:33Chin chin, motherfuckers.
33:39We need more Risen.
33:42We got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
33:51Attention, campers.
33:52Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Fever.
33:56Tomorrow's screening will alter Dawn of the Fever.
34:03Well, Annie, today marks two months.
34:06It's a little insane how much I miss you.
34:10I've been having trouble eating.
34:12Every day, I see people giving up.
34:14But not me.
34:15Because I have you.
34:17It's very, very sweet.
34:19They were innocent.
34:20Oh.
34:22Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
34:24They lied to me.
34:25Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
34:28We've known about that for quite some time.
34:31But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
34:35You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
34:36Ooh.
34:38I like internment camp, Huey.
34:41She's zesty.
34:42Fuck you.
34:43Do it.
34:44What?
34:45Kill me.
34:45Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
34:49You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
34:51Let's not insult each other.
34:52We both know they're coming.
34:54Do you remember when we first met?
34:58How could I forget?
34:59Believe Festival.
35:00Let me try to cleanse your soul.
35:02I remember thinking, why him?
35:08What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kid's shampoo?
35:16You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
35:19I mean, I get it.
35:20From your perspective, you're punching it up.
35:23Good for you.
35:24But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
35:31Why would Starlight and Butcher piece away their lives to try and rescue you?
35:43Because I do it for them.
35:59What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
36:01Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some franklins.
36:05Something came up.
36:06It's all BN, baby bro.
36:08Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
36:09Thanks.
36:12Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
36:14Oh, my bad.
36:16Salad Leme.
36:17I think that's it.
36:18I've been flacking on my duo lingo.
36:20You ain't got to do that, bro.
36:22What?
36:24I mean, come on.
36:25It's been like a year, some change now.
36:28You still acting like this is some chill family vacation?
36:30Instead of on the run?
36:31It's fine.
36:33You're a shitty liar.
36:35I know I fucked you over.
36:38Just please.
36:40Stop trying to make me feel better about it.
36:42You remember when we got into it?
36:44At the park that day.
36:46Man, I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
36:50You were right.
36:51Not anymore.
36:52I'm still breathing, ain't I?
36:54Man, Raina, your nephews.
36:56I mean, yeah.
36:58Moving around constantly.
37:00It's a pain in the ass.
37:02But it's worth it.
37:03It's good to see you like this.
37:07Mom will be really proud of you, man.
37:12Dad!
37:13Dad!
37:14Uncle Reg!
37:14Why are they doing that?
37:21Hey, Train.
37:23That was your fucking phone-a-friend.
37:24Well, I held up my end, love.
37:26How are you going to get us out?
37:27I'll fly us all out, one by one.
37:29Oh, that will take all fucking night.
37:31All right.
37:32Fine.
37:33Just as long as we're on the same page here.
37:35Frenchie goes first.
37:36Yeah, all right.
37:37Frenchie first.
37:38What about Huey and M.M.?
37:39We will get him.
37:40But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
37:42Frenchie first.
37:43You sound like Maeve.
37:45Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
38:03Shit, boy.
38:05You've been whining like a little bitch since the Ace Wars.
38:17They're already gone.
38:21Stop following my fucking family, man.
38:23Never going to stop, bro.
38:25Homelander's orders.
38:27Only one way this ends.
38:28Yeah, exactly.
38:29Right now, it's you coming after me.
38:31Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
38:34New Noir, because Homelander killed the first one.
38:36Remember?
38:37That's how people end up around him.
38:39You smug dick.
38:42Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
38:44Jesus.
38:45What?
38:45It's true.
38:46Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights.
38:49What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
38:51Suck my balls.
38:52You're the fucking joke.
38:53Look at you.
38:54On the run like a little bitch.
38:56And I'm with Homelander.
38:59You know, I can see it.
39:00Look how terrified you are.
39:03Fuck you.
39:05I'm the lord of the seven seas, baby.
39:08I'm all about that Sigma life.
39:10I ain't terrified as shit.
39:12You're so scared of Homelander, you don't even see what it's done to you.
39:15You're not fucking scared.
39:23Yeah, I said the same thing.
39:27It's pathetic.
39:31You're pathetic.
39:33Sooner or later, I'm gonna get your family.
39:46Sander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
39:50When I wrote this series finale of Triple C, that's Crimson Counts Capers,
39:53it was impossible to, like, tick every box and tie up every little storyline.
39:58I mean, just try making everybody happy.
40:01You can't do it.
40:02Finale's at the worst.
40:03Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
40:06Oh, sorry.
40:07Was that bad?
40:07How many times did you come here thinking I should just blaze on in there and save the day?
40:11No, I already said that...
40:13Oh, come on.
40:14Don't give me that Huey safe in his playpen bollocks.
40:17You left him in there because you don't want to look him in the eye
40:20after a year's worth of deep, dark shit you've done.
40:24Let me give you a bit of advice.
40:26Please don't.
40:29Ain't nothing to feel guilty about.
40:32Because that shit is going to get us all killed.
40:34I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
40:37Hey, what'd you guys think of the, uh, last finale?
40:39Get to work, arsehole.
40:40Great.
40:40I'm fucking starving.
40:41Where do you want to pop at?
40:42Buck 19.
40:47Wait, that...
40:48That's a Vaughn Freedom Camp.
40:50Is it?
40:50No, no, no.
40:51You said I got the stick of the Vaughn.
40:53That gets fucking lasered in half.
40:54Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, innit?
40:56It's complicated, and I don't want to get into that right now.
40:59I'm fucking out.
40:59Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
41:02So you're going to dig us a hole,
41:03or I'll bury you in one.
41:12Drive the action to the climax.
41:14Drive the action to the climax.
41:25You guys are going to want to stay back.
41:40Oh, no.
41:42Oh, no.
41:43Oh, no.
41:55Have fun in the shithole.
41:57Ladies first.
41:58Fuck you.
42:03Fuck you.
42:38That wasn't so bad, was it?
42:41Don't ever contact me again.
42:44Sure.
42:46Oh, hey, uh,
42:47is it cool if I use this for the A story
42:49and the, uh, Reacher's pack I'm working on?
42:50Oh, piss off, wanker.
42:51Take that as a yes.
43:14Oh, fuck.
43:19Surprise.
43:20Welcome, William.
43:21And you.
43:23The gang is almost all here.
43:25Oh, and, uh,
43:27you never told me that this one's nickname is
43:31Mother's Milk.
43:37Okay.
43:38So, what's the big plan?
43:41What, are you going to sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
43:44Yes, I know all about it.
43:46Fuck my fat dick.
43:47Hmm?
43:49Hmm.
43:50Hmm.
43:51Hmm.
43:53Hmm.
43:54Hmm.
43:56Hmm.
43:56Hmm.
43:56Hey, where's Starlight?
43:58Hmm.
43:58This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
44:06Hmm.
44:06Hmm.
44:06Hmm.
44:07Hmm.
44:07Hmm.
44:07Hmm.
44:07Hmm.
44:07Hmm.
44:08You've got a viper's nest in there.
44:10I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
44:18I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful.
44:22What you've done to yourself, what you've become, and you did all that for me.
44:32You know, that, that is devotion.
44:38You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say, you're the
44:46only one that's ever challenged me.
44:50And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
44:59Hmm.
45:03Hmm.
45:07Hmm.
45:13Hmm.
45:13Hmm.
45:14Hmm.
45:15Hmm.
45:17Hmm.
45:18Come on.
45:18Well, he's going to fly us out.
45:22I'm sorry.
45:28Hmm.
45:33Hmm.
45:34Hmm.
45:40Whoa.
45:41Oh, my God.
45:43Oh, my God.
45:43Ben I'm sorry.
45:43Fully!
45:43Please!
45:57Don't you move.
46:13No!
46:19It's okay. It's okay.
46:20We'll see you now, okay?
46:36What are you doing?
46:40Hey, Dick.
46:42I've been waiting for this.
46:45I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw.
47:06Don't you fucking move!
47:08Get your hands up before I can see you.
47:11Take your fucking hands up before I can see you.
47:18We'll see what was in there.
47:19Hold her tight.
47:25Where is she going?
47:28No!
47:30I can't see you.
47:31No!
47:32No!
47:36No!
47:38No!
47:40No!
47:41No!
47:42No!
47:43No!
47:44No!
47:45No!
47:48No!
47:57Ah!
48:34Fuck this. She's not coming back.
48:36Huey, we have to go. We have to go back.
48:39Stay there. She's coming back.
48:40She's coming back.
48:52William!
49:57No.
50:19Appreciate the van?
50:21Yeah.
50:23Come on in.
50:26You hurt?
50:27Where the hell were you?
50:28No.
50:31No.
50:32No.
50:46No.
50:47No.
50:48No.
50:51No.
50:51No.
50:52No.
50:53No.
50:55No.
51:05No.
51:06No.
51:07No.
51:07No.
51:09No.
51:09No.
51:12No.
51:13No.
51:36Looks like someone can't catch the A-train after all.
51:41End of the road, buddy boy.
51:55That's so funny.
51:59What was I so afraid of?
52:03You are...
52:05fucking nothing.
52:10Really?
52:17You're just an empty fucking suit?
52:21Take away these powers.
52:24And what are you, huh?
52:27Pathetic.
52:30Weak.
52:32Sniveling fucking loser.
52:50Gr slam.
52:51Gr justokes.
52:55Gr masало.
53:04Grr.
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