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00:01Cork. God's own county. The city that never sleeps.
00:05Except at night time.
00:07The greatest and largest city in all of Ireland.
00:09If you don't count Dublin. Which we don't.
00:12And now Cork's two most notorious sons, Conor McSweeney and Jocko Key,
00:17finally back together in Ireland's city of dreams.
00:20Why this place knows my heading.
00:23Yeah, but me too.
00:26I mean, look, I love Cork.
00:28I obviously love Cork.
00:29It does my heading as well.
00:31Yeah, exactly.
00:33Why does it do your heading?
00:35Just checking out if it does your heading the same way it does my heading.
00:38There's dickheads vaping on e-bikes everywhere.
00:40And since I came home, boy, everything's got ten times more expensive.
00:44You're telling me.
00:45Boy, beer's ten times more expensive, fags are more expensive, freddos are more expensive.
00:49You gotta be rich to live in Cork now, boy.
00:51Boy, if there's one thing Colombian jail taught me,
00:54that if you want to survive in this world, boy, you've got to be more Escobar.
00:58That's the one thing Colombian jails, aren't you?
01:00Well, Dad, and how to shove a burner phone up my hole.
01:02Oh, sorry, madam.
01:04Right.
01:05Hi.
01:05What are you looking at?
01:07What?
01:07I wear Italian, I drive German, but I speak English.
01:09Do you speak English?
01:10English?
01:11Yes.
01:12Well, I just asked you the plainest English I know.
01:14What are you looking at, you little scrote?
01:16Um, like a woman priest?
01:19I'll tell you what you're looking at.
01:20You're looking at seven years imprisonment for actual bodily harm,
01:23another five years for harassment,
01:24and maybe another two for criminal damage to a very expensive pair of designer shoes.
01:28And I will insist that you serve them consecutively.
01:31Oh.
01:32It means one year after another, you tick prick.
01:35You're a lucky, lucky boy that I'm doing court in about six minutes
01:37and I don't have time for this harsh shit.
01:39Now repeat back to me so I know you understand.
01:41What are you?
01:41Lucky, lucky, lucky boy.
01:42Yes, you are.
01:43Now, papers.
01:44Yeah.
01:45I spilled coffee on Night Farragamos.
01:48You dirty skanger, you dumb hairy scrotum.
01:53I'll be there in two minutes!
01:55Who the hell was that?
01:56That's Marley O'Mulloy.
01:58Cork's base lawyer boy.
02:00She got two lads off her a gangland hit when you were in Columbia.
02:02He was attacked, his reflexes kicked in,
02:04and just because it ended in decapitation doesn't mean that's not self-defense.
02:07Why, I think I'm in love.
02:13Yeah, she wouldn't be interested in us anyway.
02:15She kind of deals with big time criminals,
02:17gotta kill about five people and chop up their bodies
02:19and put them in chest freezers for us to be on her radar like.
02:22Jeez boy, yeah.
02:24That is a little too Escobar.
02:25Besides, she's too expensive.
02:27Why, this is what I'm saying boy.
02:29We have to get rich.
02:30Because only rich people can afford lawyers like that.
02:32They'll actually keep you out of prison.
02:34There's only one way to get rich around here.
02:36Yes boy, I like it.
02:38Be more Escobar and become proper gangsters.
02:42Boys gonna say get jobs.
02:43That's a way of a better idea.
02:44Yeah boy, you know it.
02:46Bad boys, bad boys.
02:48Whatcha gonna do?
02:49Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
02:52What are we gonna do, Jack?
02:55I'm gonna go on a crime spree, boy.
02:56Like the olden days, but better.
02:59Because we're old and why you don't know.
03:01Do you know what I mean?
03:01We're definitely old.
03:02All we have to do is focus on the expensive shit that's easy to sell.
03:05Because that's how we make the most dollar.
03:06Dollar?
03:07Are you mean euros?
03:08What?
03:09Oh, dollars.
03:10Like the gangsters say dollars.
03:11That's because the gangsters are thinking of our Americans.
03:13Well, it doesn't matter, right?
03:14Come on.
03:19Make a list, okay?
03:21Keep sketch, okay?
03:24So what?
03:25We're talking...
03:26Gold.
03:27Gold.
03:29Jewellery.
03:30Bracelets.
03:31Rings.
03:32Tools.
03:33Like sanders.
03:34Tools.
03:35What else?
03:36White socks.
03:37White socks.
03:39White socks.
03:40We...
03:41Wait, what?
03:41White socks?
03:42Small.
03:43Sellable.
03:43Everyone wears white socks.
03:44They're not exactly expensive, though, are they?
03:46Like white socks.
03:47Six pack of white socks.
03:47They said you're back about 20 quid these days.
03:4920 quid?
03:50Easily, boy.
03:50Shut up.
03:51Really?
03:52You've been away too long, Kate.
03:54All right, come on.
03:55Let's do this.
03:55White.
03:56White, no.
03:57No, boy.
03:57Get to my desk.
03:58All right, boy.
03:58You know how I need to stretch or something?
03:59White, no, boy.
04:00We don't have time for that, all right?
04:01Don't do this now, okay?
04:02One vacate.
04:03In and out job, okay?
04:04Five minutes, tots.
04:05I haven't done this in a while.
04:05Five minutes?
04:06Five minutes, boy.
04:07That's how long it takes to get here from Bridewell Garda Station once the alarm's been raised.
04:10Is that why you asked me to bring the mask?
04:12Yes, give me the mask on, boy.
04:13The masks are our trademark.
04:15Yeah, come on.
04:15Jock found this site on the internet where you could send them photos of someone, and they
04:19send you back a mask at her face.
04:20So he sent them a photo of Billy Murphy, the local nutjob.
04:23Can I see me?
04:27It meant Billy got the blame for all our crimes.
04:30Why, get your tongue off the door.
04:31Shut up!
04:31Jock got me a mask, too.
04:33Quick, put that on.
04:35It's all they had in the Halloween shop.
04:37And thus, we became legends around cop.
04:39Fake Billy and princess.
04:40Who's your girlfriend?
04:41I'm not his girlfriend.
04:42It was time to build our criminal empire.
04:45Again, Blaine.
04:49Wait, ready?
04:50I'm here, ready.
04:51Oh, shit.
05:05Wait a minute.
05:06It's six minutes, 27 seconds.
05:08Hey!
05:10That's where I went.
05:11Oh, God!
05:12What are you talking about?
05:15I'm here!
05:16You've got to fuck away from me!
05:18I'm here, no!
05:19I'm here, no!
05:19I got ya!
05:21I'm in the fucking way.
05:22Ah, fuck sick.
05:22What are you talking about?
05:23Oh, God!
05:24Get out of the fucking way!
05:25Jesus Christ almighty!
05:27I have your oil in the brits!
05:31I have your oil in the brits!
05:33Ah, Jerry, for fuck's sake is it over this man?
05:38Come out for fuck's sake!
05:52What the fuck are those pricks gone?
05:54Alright, you go and get the bikes, I'll go after them, alright?
06:01Jesus, I love bins!
06:06Jeez, we'll get them to fucking all of this shit!
06:09What do we get away with?
06:12Some shitty phone case and three white socks, that's it!
06:16We won't even be able to get a Freddo with that!
06:18We're gonna have to come up with a plan B, we'll be back in prison in no time if we
06:21don't change another plan!
06:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, great!
06:24Why are you even listening to me?
06:25You have two little shits over there!
06:28Yeah?
06:29So why?
06:30So what if they saw us on the claims?
06:32Really tell the guards?
06:33Why would they do that, why everybody hates the guards?
06:35I know, they might not tell you-
06:36Oh shit, they're going to fuck you!
06:39Please stand!
06:40Alright!
06:43Paul's just not done!
06:44Mark, who do you think it was?
06:45Fake Billy and Princess!
06:47We saw him taking flight from the Shades a minute ago!
06:49No, Paul!
06:50There's just two langers in the bin!
06:52Come on!
06:52What?
06:53We're hearing people after two langers!
06:55They were not just two langers in the bin!
06:57Yeah?
06:58And you wanna know?
06:58He might be fake Billy!
06:59Yeah, I might be, but maybe I'm not!
07:01Yeah?
07:01But maybe I am!
07:02Prove it, saw!
07:03I don't need to fucking prove anything to you two little langers!
07:06Yeah, what barber did your hair cut so he can know where not to go?
07:08Alright, your ma'am!
07:11Alright, shit!
07:12That's where you guys are!
07:13All I see is a prick with a condom on the shoulder!
07:16What?
07:16We don't have a condom on the shoulder!
07:17Jesus, boy!
07:18What the fuck?
07:18Did you put that there?
07:20Get off!
07:21Get off!
07:21Get off!
07:21Get off!
07:22Don't throw that at me!
07:22Don't throw that at me!
07:25What about that, huh?
07:27Holy shit!
07:28You know that, Princess?
07:29Oh, that's less cool, but nice to his chat!
07:31Yeah!
07:32And where have you been?
07:32I haven't seen fake Billy Run-Place at all!
07:34He was in prison, boy!
07:36He was doing some time there in Columbia!
07:38Can we film you saying that, so we can snap it to the boys?
07:41Snap it to the boys?
07:42I've no idea what you're talking about!
07:44You know, like, selfie light, you know?
07:45We don't do selfies, no, don't do that, can't!
07:47What about the handshake?
07:49I'll give you a handshake, yeah!
07:51Nice to meet you boys, man!
07:52You seem like nice young lads, you're going!
07:54Hey, get off!
07:56See you now, big man!
07:57Get him!
08:00Fast!
08:01In fairness, like, that is something we would have done!
08:03Cheeky little bastards, but yeah, I suppose, fair play, like...
08:09Yeah...
08:09Why?
08:10We might be a bit past it, but, uh...
08:13Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
08:15Maybe...
08:15Huh?
08:17What are you thinking?
08:18It's time we took on some new blood.
08:20Oh, no, I was thinking to get out the bin.
08:22Aye, I don't know.
08:24It's a boost!
08:26Rome wasn't built in a day,
08:27but that's because they didn't have any dumb little langers
08:30to do their dirty work.
08:31We, uh...
08:32We heard you wanted to see us.
08:33Yeah.
08:35Maybe we did.
08:36Maybe we didn't.
08:37We did.
08:38Watch.
08:40Don't do that again.
08:41What's with the gaff?
08:43We thought Faith Bailey and Princess would have something...
08:46I don't know, bigger.
08:47I know.
08:47I thought we'd come to, like, a mansion with a pool and all that.
08:48We're just laying low, aren't we?
08:50Just the front.
08:51Yeah.
08:51That's how you don't get caught by it, yeah.
08:52And the back is way better.
08:54It's massive.
08:54You can call us Conor and Jack for now, all right?
08:57Eyes forward with you, yeah?
08:59All right?
08:59Now listen up, boys, all right?
09:01It's time me and Con pass on our wisdom and expertise to the younger generations.
09:04That's us?
09:05That's you, yeah.
09:06You're gonna be our foot soldiers, all right?
09:08And me and Con are gonna be the dons.
09:10Bring us back expensive, sellable goods
09:12that you'll rob from the shopping centers,
09:14and in return, you'll get 10%.
09:17Less commission, handling fees, admin, taxes, etc.
09:20It's the free market.
09:21Is that something a good deal to eat?
09:27Yep, amazing deal.
09:29Jeez, boys.
09:29You do sound like a younger rush.
09:31Thanks, Conor.
09:32Means a lot, boy.
09:33Hi.
09:34While we're here,
09:35is there any chance we can hear some stories from the horses' mould,
09:37like that Billy and Princess stuff?
09:39Oh, well.
09:40We don't know about that.
09:42But we could do you one better.
09:44We could tell you ourselves.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Okay.
09:48One time we were being chased,
09:50and we left clean from two skyscrapers.
09:55Ran off into the night.
09:57The results of that time,
09:58we single-handedly fought off a mugger
10:00who held us at a knife point.
10:01Do we look like we got wallets?
10:04Now, go on.
10:05And there was that time,
10:06we were under siege.
10:07We dodged a hail of bullets.
10:09The results of that time,
10:12we robbed a tuna worth half a million quid.
10:17You guys are legends.
10:19Yeah, we know.
10:20Before you go, lads.
10:22Would you like to smoke?
10:23Yeah, yeah.
10:24Oh, that'd be sound, buddy.
10:25Ah, we love to smoke.
10:26That was a test.
10:27And you just failed.
10:28On your way, go home.
10:29Go home and go to bed, yeah?
10:31Don't be smoky.
10:32Or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes
10:33if you don't bring us back to stuff.
10:35Yeah.
10:37Being an entrepreneur has its difficulties.
10:40Mainly pronouncing entrepreneur right.
10:42That's about it.
10:43The rest is easy.
10:44This is the life.
10:45Running the operation
10:47instead of being the foot shoulders.
10:48Yeah, boy.
10:49I'm the king of Cork City!
10:51This is what I meant by being more Escobar.
10:53Yeah.
10:54I...
10:55Actually, I looked more into him, boy.
10:57Oh, yeah?
10:57He did some pretty crazy things.
10:59Yeah, boy.
10:59The original bad, boy.
11:01Yeah.
11:02Kidnappings.
11:03Yeah.
11:04Corruption.
11:05Intimidation.
11:06One of a kind.
11:07One of a kind.
11:07Car bombings.
11:08Plane bombings, actually.
11:10There was violence against civilians.
11:12Yeah, but no one's perfect, okay?
11:13Terror campaigns.
11:15Political assassinations.
11:16And he just actually wiped out loads of culture.
11:18Oh, boy.
11:18Look, I didn't say follow him to the letter, alright?
11:20I just said be a bit more Escobar.
11:22Just a bit.
11:24Yeah, I can be a bit more Escobar.
11:26Yeah.
11:26The next thing we need is a henchman.
11:28You know?
11:29Somebody who can, like, bash heads for us.
11:31Right.
11:32Alright.
11:37Thanks for the opportunity.
11:42You know, as my colleague said to you on the phone earlier, we're looking to expand
11:46the organization.
11:47Yeah, we're kind of criminal masterminds now, so we're forming a bit of a gang.
11:51Alright.
11:52Can I get involved?
11:54What do you think we phoned you for?
11:56We're looking for a heavy.
11:58I am quite heavy.
12:00So I can put rocks in my pockets.
12:04Hmm.
12:04Hmm.
12:05We might need you to bash a few heads for us.
12:07Should I do that anywhere?
12:08Alright.
12:09The pay is pretty terrible.
12:10It is.
12:11You know what they say, you know?
12:13Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
12:16You'll never work a day in your life.
12:19That's beautiful.
12:21That's pretty good.
12:22Alright, Billy.
12:23Welcome aboard.
12:24Thanks for having me.
12:25Yeah.
12:25The boys are back in town.
12:27Yeah.
12:27Teach a man to fish and he'll get you a fish.
12:30Teach a couple of lads to stay and you get all kinds of shit.
12:33Boom.
12:37What are we supposed to do with that?
12:38Do you want me to bash your heads in?
12:40Do you know how expensive a pack of nappies are gone?
12:43And a six pack of white socks will set you back with 20 euro, is this?
12:45Yeah.
12:48You said a six pack of white socks will set you back with 20 euro.
12:51Do you want me to bust our heads?
12:52You thought you'd be pleased.
12:53You thought it wrong, didn't you?
12:55How are we supposed to build an empire on nappies and socks?
12:57No.
12:58Do you want me to bash your heads in?
12:59Yeah, especially this fellow.
13:00I know, Billy.
13:01No, no.
13:01We're really sorry.
13:02I promise you we can do better.
13:03Just give us one chance, please.
13:05Stop.
13:08All right.
13:08One more chance, boys.
13:10Pack this shit up and get back out there.
13:11All right.
13:12Good.
13:14What's going on here?
13:19Yeah, my bullshit meter just exploded.
13:21There's a shop up the road, half-price sales.
13:23Better get yourself a new one.
13:24All right.
13:25I'm going to ask you one more time.
13:26What's going on here?
13:27All right.
13:28The truth is, Marie,
13:29the reason we haven't told you...
13:32The reason we haven't told you
13:34is because we have a reputation to uphold me and Jack.
13:37But since he got back,
13:39we've realized the error in our ways.
13:41So we've been mentoring young lads in the estate.
13:44So the first are these two young fellas, Jack and Cormac.
13:47Bye.
13:49Is that the truth, lads?
13:51Yeah.
13:53Billy, what are you doing here?
13:55Definitely not bashing heads anyway, Marie.
13:58Wait a second.
14:00What's in the bag?
14:02Nappies and socks.
14:03Nappies and socks.
14:14We're handing them out to the people that are in need of them.
14:18The nappies and the socks.
14:19Yeah.
14:19We're supplying them to young mams.
14:23Oh.
14:23Wow.
14:24That's amazing.
14:26It is.
14:27All right.
14:27Keep up the good work, lads, all right?
14:29And listen to Conor and Jack because they know what they're talking about, all right?
14:32Yeah, I will.
14:33Yeah, we do.
14:34They might be proud of Conor and Jack.
14:38They'll be sick.
14:41Bye, lads.
14:42Thanks a million, ma'am.
14:43All right.
14:43See you now.
14:44You look beautiful today, aye?
14:45You look hot, Marie.
14:47Shut up, Jack.
14:48With Mam and Healy off our backs, me and Jack were finally getting some much-needed rest and relaxation.
14:54Conor, get up off your lazy arse and do something productive with the day!
14:59Marie, to be fair, they're probably wrecked from all their mentoring, okay?
15:02I know how hard it is to keep the pricks in check.
15:08Quick, pick up that shit, act like we're litter picking.
15:10What?
15:11Pick up that shit, act like we're litter picking.
15:12Shit.
15:18They're good lads, aren't they?
15:20Yeah.
15:21I might get them to have a look at the garden.
15:23That's not a bad idea, yeah?
15:29What time did you call these?
15:31We got the stuff.
15:32What?
15:32We can come back though, whatever you want.
15:34All right.
15:34No, just go ahead and show us out.
15:36Yeah, yeah.
15:36All right, yeah.
15:42I just...
15:43Dad!
15:44Dad!
15:44Dad!
15:44Dad!
15:45Dad!
15:46Dad!
15:46Dad!
15:47Dad!
15:50Dad!
15:51Dad!
15:54Dad!
16:01Dad!
16:04Dad!
16:05You've been a big princess proud.
16:07Dad!
16:10Dad!
16:11Dad!
16:12Dad!
16:13We're coming off the whole older brothers or uncles, you have your own dad.
16:19Dad!
16:20You don't need to be them, don't you?
16:21No. Our dad left. We were babies. It's just the two of us and a man.
16:27Well, all you can say is fair play.
16:30Well done. We're very proud of you.
16:32Get out there. Go get him.
16:34We do. Go get him.
16:35We have a few more people now in the game, doesn't it?
16:37Yeah, that's all right with you, like, you know?
16:38Look.
16:39Oh.
16:40Three.
16:42Yeah, I was just telling them five for a second.
16:44Actually, we told them three.
16:45Yeah, that's all right.
16:46Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine, lads. Best you looking.
16:49Good boy.
16:55Me and Jock like to think of our business as carbon neutral.
16:58Robbing shit doesn't do nothing bad to the environment.
17:01It's about sustainability.
17:03Self-sustainability.
17:04We take, we sell, and sometimes we rob the same shit back from the people we sold it to.
17:09That's called recycling.
17:10Doing your bit for the planet.
17:12Be the change you want to see in the world.
17:14Prefer it be the kind of change that jingles in your pocket.
17:17Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me.
17:21That's gonna tell it.
17:23Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. That's gonna tell it.
17:29Waking up every day in a full stream.
17:32Like the guitarist from the video on Big New Prince.
17:35For going wasted, it seems.
17:38I'm a bunch of getting sent to the food, babe.
17:42Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill
18:02me.
18:13Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. That's going to kill me. Put it away.
18:36Healy. No way. That's amazing. Okay, I'll be there straight away.
18:42Uh, Tony? They're after catching two lads. The duty sergeant thinks it might be the ringleaders.
18:47Hey, that's brilliant news. Brilliant news. I have to go up to my boot bed there.
18:52Why they got Jack and Carmel? We don't know that for sure, alright?
18:57Anyway, we've got loads more of them working for us now, alright? So we can take the heat, okay?
19:01What take the heat? Yes. Why they look up to us. We're responsible for them.
19:05We're not responsible for them, boy. You need to start thinking more Escobar, boy, okay?
19:09What would Escobar do? Actually, boy, I googled your man Escobar.
19:12I think he'd, like, cut off their ears and burned their village down, so we're not doing that.
19:16That's a bit of an overreaction. Anyway, we don't even know where they live, so...
19:20Besides, boy, they said we're like their dads. We are not like dads to them, okay?
19:25We didn't even have dads, so how could we even be dads to them?
19:29The way I see it is, it's Hakuna Matata.
19:31What's Hakuna Matata?
19:33Hakuna Matata. It means tough shit.
19:35Brother! Jock! Downstairs! Now!
19:38Matata!
19:42Nice. Nice place.
19:44We arrested Cormac and Jack.
19:46Fuck!
19:47And they told us everything.
19:49Little shits, boy. I'm going to knock their heads in, boy.
19:51I don't even care how old they are, boy.
19:52I know, Jack.
19:52Special little small fella.
19:54I know, Jack. I know.
19:55Look.
19:56Before you say anything, just...
19:58They told us that their community work with you was just a front to avoid suspicion.
20:02I'm so sorry, lads.
20:04Seems they've played us all for fools.
20:06You especially.
20:10Yeah.
20:12I wouldn't say fools.
20:15And if they are fools, I'd say they are fools with really big dicks.
20:21They also said that you told them to stay away from crime.
20:24We...
20:24Yeah, we did.
20:25We did give them a lot of advice.
20:27Yeah.
20:27And that was one of them.
20:28You said...
20:28You said stay away...
20:30Stay away from crime.
20:31I really hope that it doesn't stop you from working with young lads in the future, alright?
20:35I promise you, Mairead, it definitely won't.
20:38Yeah.
20:38There is not much that could keep Jack away from young boys.
20:41No.
20:41But would you say...
20:43What?
20:43That may be the fact that they confessed.
20:47Surely that counts for a dime a dozen and you go easy on them.
20:50No.
20:50We're gonna throw the book at them.
20:51They'll get 18 months if they get a day.
20:53Mairead, if I have anything to do with it.
20:55We're gonna throw a book at them?
20:56We have to help the lads.
20:58Yeah, we gotta get them off.
20:59And I know someone who can.
21:01What?
21:03Oh, really?
21:04I mean, they're 15, but if it helps, it helps.
21:08No, Jack.
21:09Not get them off.
21:10Get them off.
21:11Get them off.
21:12What?
21:12Mally-o-mally?
21:14No chance come by.
21:15There's no way we can afford her.
21:17This says we can.
21:21You are enough.
21:22Short king.
21:24Like ten times.
21:25No, no.
21:25Not that.
21:26Why is that?
21:28Right.
21:28Just read that.
21:307,800 euros.
21:32I know, kind.
21:33No way.
21:37Fine.
21:37No way.
21:40Next up.
21:42Cormac Byrne and Jack Byrne versus the state.
21:46Who is representing the defendants?
21:49Well, it looks like that'll be my sweet ass, Your Honor.
21:53Oh, bollocks.
21:54There must be some mistake, Miss O'Mulloy.
21:57Miss.
21:57Pardon?
21:58It's Miss.
21:59There must be some mistake, Miss O'Mulloy.
22:02Miss.
22:03Pardon?
22:04I've changed my mind now.
22:04It's Miss.
22:06Well, I don't think this is the time.
22:07Oh!
22:08Judge Riley in courtroom sexism.
22:11Shame.
22:12Apologies, Miss O'Mulloy.
22:14Accepted.
22:14Now let's get this charade over with, shall we?
22:18We're fucked.
22:24Judge.
22:25Members of the court.
22:27These two unknown perpetrators in this video, sure they could be anybody.
22:30There is no real or compelling evidence in this case.
22:34The charges against my clients, they're farcical.
22:36Which I will now prove.
22:37Like, if the glove does not fit, you must acquit.
22:44Pack your fits.
22:47You can't handle the truth.
22:50I can handle the truth, really.
22:52Well, in that case, these two young men had nothing to do with the crime, Your Majesty.
22:58No more questions.
23:00I have one simple question, Sergeant Healy.
23:03Where were you on 9-11?
23:05Come on, seriously.
23:06Miss O'Mulloy, do you have any questions for Sergeant Healy that are related to this case?
23:11Okay, Sergeant Healy.
23:12When you questioned the defendants, was there a guardian present?
23:17No.
23:19We had a very limited window, you see, to catch their accomplices.
23:22No, we'll do, Sergeant.
23:23Judge, I demand that the defendants' interviews get struck out, because clearly there's no cause.
23:28Case dismissed.
23:29Oh, please!
23:31Oh, please!
23:32Oh, please!
23:32This is ridiculous!
23:33Ridiculous!
23:35Well done, lads.
23:36For getting away with Dad.
23:39Why didn't you start with that one, yeah?
23:40Which, where's the fun in that?
23:43Ahhhh!
23:47You're actually our heroes, man!
23:49We are so lucky to have mentors like he.
23:52Like, genuinely, he taught us how to steal, right?
23:55Until we got arrested for it, right?
23:57And then he hired an amazing lawyer to bust us out, just to prove, right, that stealing
24:02doesn't pay?
24:03Oh, genius is that!
24:05Wise.
24:06Yeah.
24:07Genius, wise.
24:08That was the plan.
24:10I believe it.
24:11Yeah.
24:11Yeah.
24:11Yeah.
24:12Yeah.
24:14Yeah.
24:15Do you want to go for a pint?
24:17Yeah!
24:18Yeah!
24:19The answers know that was a test.
24:21Fade.
24:22Now, go home.
24:23Go home.
24:24Go home.
24:25Your legs don't work.
24:26Alright.
24:29Now is just Escobar enough.
24:37Everybody wears your watch.
24:39Why so much?
24:42Alright.
24:43He's a slimy boy.
24:44Okay, boy, alright.
24:45They owe us, okay?
24:46We got them off.
24:46We got them off.
24:47He's taking my watch again.
24:48Alright.
24:48We're gonna make double the amount.
24:49We're not doing it.
24:51Look at all the work we put in, and we still have no money.
24:55It's too much work for nothing.
24:57It's pretty stressful being Escobar, alright?
24:59It is, boy.
25:00I told you.
25:03Alright, Grant.
25:04Getting too old for this shit, boy.
25:06Alright, but what are we gonna do about him then?
25:09Hey, Billy Murphy?
25:10Can you step in here, please, a minute?
25:12How are you doing?
25:13Yes, boss.
25:14Yeah.
25:17Basically, we've thought about the whole operation, and we've decided that as great as you are in the role, we're
25:23gonna go a different direction.
25:26Are you firing me?
25:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
25:29Erm, well, we're making you redundant.
25:31Yeah.
25:32What are you calling redundant?
25:35Oh, God!
25:36Oh, no!
25:37Jesus Christ for the ass!
25:39Sorry about that, lads.
25:41Muscle memory, lads.
25:43Oh, Jesus!
25:44Ah!
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